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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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In your 20s, one minute you
can be in a comfortable groove
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with your friends...
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and then someone new comes into the mix.
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Oh, I think that
helicopter's chasing us.
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You think?
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My name is Cooper Barrett,
and I'm here to tell you
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that when a buddy finds love,
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things can come crashing down.
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My name is Cooper Barrett.
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My friends and I are
here to mess up our lives
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so you don't have to.
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_
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- And you'll be all right, now.
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I know it's worked!
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Oh, my God, that's so easy.
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- _
- I'd marry the girl from The Ring,
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kill the girl from The Exorcist,
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and sleep with the
twins from The Shining.
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Trick question. They're all underage.
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Damn it. Well, that's
how they got Jared Fogle.
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Where's Barry? He's
missing horror movie night.
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Barry?
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Just Ashley, y'all...
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my little sweetie pie.
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God. Come on, Barry,
you're missing the movie.
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Oh, he doesn't watch
horror movies anymore.
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That's right, because it
desensitizes us to violence
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and objectifies axe murderers.
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- Women.
- Women.
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By the way, guys, I can't
make our league tomorrow.
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Me and Ashley are renovating a park.
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Hold up, you're bailing
on the basketball game
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to do something we can get
convicts to do for free?
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Look, afterward we can come
back here and have a little...
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Oh, I'd love to,
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but I have, um, a thing at the library.
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Baby, you know means sex, right?
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Don't worry, I'll make it up to you.
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- Ugh.
- Oh. Come on.
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And I thought watching my parents
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was disgusting.
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Totally.
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Wait, what?
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Ashley's the worst.
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She's got Barry wearing
all these nice clothes
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and eating vegan food,
volunteering for charity.
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What's next, a fulfilling sex life
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and years of romantic happiness?
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I think you guys don't
like Ashley because
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she reminds you that
you're both sad and alone.
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- What?
- What?
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We're just just looking
out for Barry, 'cause he has
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a history of rushing into
terrible relationships.
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Remember Rivka? She
made him learn Hebrew
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and then broke up with him
the day before his bris.
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I'm just saying there's
something sketchy about Ashley,
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all right? I mean,
earlier she blew him off
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to go to the library. And
we all know what that means.
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She's getting a book?
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Ah, "getting a book?"
Poor, simple Kelly.
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What is up, guys? Your are looking
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at the new lawyer for the third-largest
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Persian real estate
developer in Los Angeles.
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Mm. It's weird that
you rank them by race.
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Which means that I can
finally fulfill my dream
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of getting everyone at the office
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to stop talking about
Gendelman's frigging Jet Ski.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Who's Gendelman?
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Gendelman drives Josh nuts
'cause he's a better lawyer.
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Hey. He is not better a lawyer.
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He just wins more cases and brings in
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significantly more money into the firm.
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- That's wh...
- That narrative's about to change
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when I pull up to the office
in my brand-new sports car.
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Josh, don't you think that
money would be better spent
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on something that actually matters, like
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your kid's education
or gifts for your wife?
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Poor, simple Kelly.
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- Gendelman.
- Barrett, nice car.
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I thought about getting
something in yellow
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but then I remembered I'm a dude.
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You got a second Jet Ski.
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Treated myself after
I signed the top two
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Persian real estate developers.
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He's such a good lawyer.
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Why'd you pick this place?
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Oh, you know, I had a hankering
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for Oaxacan food. Plus,
it's fun to watch Neal
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eat spicy things. How
many bites you had?
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- None. Shut up.
- I'm sorry if it seemed like
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I was taking Ashley's side before.
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I just wanted you guys
to give her a chance.
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No worries. You know, we
were wrong to be so skeptic...
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That's Ashley coming out of the library.
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- What are the odds?
- You didn't ask me to have lunch.
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You asked me to spy on Ashley.
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Yes, and the fact that we lied to you
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demonstrates what a mistake it is
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- to trust people.
- Okay, well, I hope
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you're happy, Cooper. You busted her,
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you did it. There she is,
coming out of the library,
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just like she said she'd
be doing, carrying books,
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greeting her handsome
Uber driver with a hug.
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And a kiss?
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God, Ashley's a cheating, lying liar.
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Thank you.
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- Hey, Barry.
- What?
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All right if we just, uh, talk
to you in private for a second?
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Anything you want to
say to me you can say
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to my chicken potpie
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with a mashed potato
and a rib-eyed steak.
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Okay, Barry's glucose
levels are dropping.
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- We need to get him real food.
- I got this.
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Ashley, I heard you went to the library.
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With anyone in particular?
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- No, I was alone.
- Really? Okay.
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Neal, show him the photo.
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That's Cooper sleeping.
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Oh, doesn't he look peaceful?
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- Show him the other one.
- Neal.
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Babe?
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Yeah, try talking your
way out of this one.
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That's my father.
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- Great job.
- He looks fantastic.
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- Does he moisturize?
- I didn't mention it because
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I wanted to surprise you.
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He was helping me pick out
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your two-week anniversary gift.
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What?
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No...
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God, Barry Sanders' rookie card?
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Are you kidding me?
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Let's hear it for
Ashley, guys. Ashley...
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Ashley, Ashley, Ashley...
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Shut the hell up, okay? Why are
y'all spying on my girlfriend?
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- We were just having your back, man.
- If this is what
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you guys call having my back,
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I don't know if I want to be here.
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Let's crash at your place,
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my little bucket of wings.
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- Come... Whoa, Bar...
- Barry...
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Hey, Barry, don-don't leave
like this, Barry, come on.
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Gee, sometimes you do everything right
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and it still doesn't work out.
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Hey, Barry.
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Uh, just... checking in,
uh, to see how you're doing.
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Haven't heard from you in a while,
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and, uh, you know,
we're worried about you.
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You know, give us a holler,
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uh, when-when you have a sec.
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Love to Ashley. Big fan.
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Anyway...
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I could show up Gendelman
by leasing a ski chalet,
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but I'd have to send
Gracie to an online college.
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Barry's been gone four days.
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One time, he didn't leave the
apartment for seven weeks, remember?
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Look, all you have to do
is just give Barry space
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and he'll come back.
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And in the meantime, I'll fill in.
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- No one can replace Barry.
- Sure you can.
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All you got to do is...
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talk like this, and say
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random stuff like,
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"Man, so much stuff rhymes
with orange: splorange,
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florange, blorange."
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- That's disturbing.
- So racist.
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You know what, guys,
enough around moping around.
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I have Ashley's address.
I say we go over there,
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we apologize and we bust
Barry out of whatever
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craphole dorm she's living in.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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This can't be right.
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Barry's dating Mr. Burns?
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Maybe there's another,
smaller house inside this one?
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Yes?
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Uh, we're looking for...
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Barry?
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It's all right, Sebastian.
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I'll receive them on the veranda.
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Here you go, Master Sandel.
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A mix of every soda from the fountain.
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Mmm. Oh, Sebastian.
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Somehow you just always know
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how to put in the right
amount of root beer.
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When Ashley first introduced
me to Barry I thought to myself,
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"Who is this ravenous young man
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who uses these crazy
words like 'splorange'?"
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Hello?
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Well, then I saw
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how happy he made my daughter,
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and I was completely won over.
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Thank you, Frank. You
know, it feels really good
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to be supported as a couple.
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Only good news today, Dixon!
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Well, the building permits
were denied again, Mr. Mason.
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Darn it. You'd think
my lawyers would be able
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to push this stuff through considering
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how much money I'm paying them.
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Uh, I don't mean to pry, Frank,
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but I-I happen to be a lawyer,
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and pushing through
permits is my specialty.
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Are you familiar with
that hideous high-rise
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that just went up in
historic Venice? That was me.
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Oh, that place is a monstrosity.
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- Thank you.
- Let's talk.
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All right.
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I guess a veranda's
just like a big patio!
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Yo. Why didn't you tell us
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- that Ashley was rich?
- I only realized it
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after being here for a couple days.
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Barry, I just wanted to
apologize for the way we behaved.
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We told ourselves we were acting
out of concern, but the truth is
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- we just missed you.
- It's all good, man.
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You know, Ashley's no
Rivka. Baruch Hashem.
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Dude, we're just really
happy to have you back.
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Yeah, we need to talk about that, man.
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Me and Ashley, we got a
whole floor to ourselves,
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I got a robot croquet bag,
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and Frank, he just offered me
a job with the family business.
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- What are you saying?
- This is gonna be hard,
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so bear with me.
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But effective immediately,
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I'll be stepping down as both roommate
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and CEO of Barry's
Grandma's Hangover Cure.
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- I'm CEO.
- Big shoes to fill.
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No, I mean I've-I've
always been... Never mind.
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Dude, I can't believe you're leaving.
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Barry, are you sure about this?
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Yeah. It might be months
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before I find another gorgeous
woman who lives in a mansion
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that can give me a six-figure income.
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I don't know what to say. I
can't believe this is happening.
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We're really gonna miss you, buddy.
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Me, too. Physical contact?
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- Physical contact.
- Physical contact.
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Topnotch work, Sebastian.
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Topnotch.
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I can't believe Barry's gone.
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I've lived with him since
the first day of college.
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It's gonna be so weird
not having him here.
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Man, but there are other people
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who are just as much fun.
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It's like Barry's in the room.
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I got to hand it to him though. I mean,
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he landed himself in
the perfect situation.
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How do you turn this thing off?
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Never mind that. Barry, Ashley
tells me you're a hard worker,
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so we're gonna start you at the bottom
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- so you get the hang of things.
- That's great.
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- Uh, what exactly do you do?
- It's complicated.
253
00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:37,576
Just know I'm grooming
you to replace Dixon.
254
00:10:37,601 --> 00:10:39,186
Really? Why? Is he leaving?
255
00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:40,522
You could say that.
256
00:10:40,547 --> 00:10:42,948
We have some trust issues.
257
00:10:46,321 --> 00:10:49,161
- Admit you're a rat, Dixon!
- No more! No more!
258
00:10:51,489 --> 00:10:53,348
Welcome to the family.
259
00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:55,723
- Dixon, admit you're a rat!
- No! No! No!
260
00:10:55,748 --> 00:10:57,163
Dunk him again.
261
00:10:58,838 --> 00:11:01,161
I miss Barry's big laugh.
262
00:11:02,931 --> 00:11:05,650
Yeah. And his ridiculous comments.
263
00:11:05,691 --> 00:11:08,595
Hey, yo, check it out. This
potato skin looks exactly like
264
00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:12,267
my uncle JJ. I mean...
265
00:11:12,424 --> 00:11:14,657
Look, Kelly, I know you mean well,
266
00:11:14,692 --> 00:11:17,289
but your Barry impression is terrible.
267
00:11:17,314 --> 00:11:21,069
- Hey, Cooper, Neal.
- It's actually getting worse. Hey!
268
00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:22,632
Big trouble at the mansion.
269
00:11:22,718 --> 00:11:24,518
Ashley's dad is a murdering gangster.
270
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,353
Hey, that look like JJ.
271
00:11:26,389 --> 00:11:27,755
What are you talking about?
272
00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:29,523
Look, I saw two of his
dudes carrying Dixon
273
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,792
to the pool and dunking
him in the water.
274
00:11:31,827 --> 00:11:33,527
They was like, "Frank
knows you're a rat!"
275
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:36,530
I was like, "Yo, he's about
to die tonight." I freak out.
276
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,265
I kicked open a closet
that turned out to be
277
00:11:38,301 --> 00:11:40,768
a private movie theater.
By the way, Speed,
278
00:11:40,803 --> 00:11:42,269
that movie hold up.
279
00:11:42,305 --> 00:11:45,268
This article says Frank's the
head of the Mason crime family.
280
00:11:45,293 --> 00:11:47,674
They're-they're into money
laundering, racketeering,
281
00:11:47,699 --> 00:11:48,809
and murder.
282
00:11:48,844 --> 00:11:50,110
Oh, my God.
283
00:11:50,146 --> 00:11:52,112
- Barry, what you want to do?
- I don't know, man.
284
00:11:52,148 --> 00:11:54,748
I like Ashley a lot but not that much.
285
00:11:54,784 --> 00:11:57,277
I'd like to break up with her,
but if I hurt her in any way,
286
00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:58,652
Frank is gonna kill me.
287
00:11:58,688 --> 00:12:01,032
You know what, there
may be another way out.
288
00:12:02,858 --> 00:12:05,259
Cooper, Neal.
289
00:12:05,294 --> 00:12:06,794
What's going on?
290
00:12:06,829 --> 00:12:09,229
Hey, Ashley, uh,
291
00:12:09,265 --> 00:12:11,565
I'm afraid we have some terrible news.
292
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,967
See, Barry was
293
00:12:13,047 --> 00:12:15,889
driving home from,
uh, Buffalo Wild Wings,
294
00:12:15,914 --> 00:12:17,649
and...
295
00:12:17,868 --> 00:12:19,734
he didn't make it.
296
00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:22,671
- What?
- We told him not to eat and drive!
297
00:12:22,706 --> 00:12:24,339
- That's impossible.
- I know.
298
00:12:24,374 --> 00:12:26,007
He was so full of life.
299
00:12:26,261 --> 00:12:28,227
Oh, hey, guys!
300
00:12:29,337 --> 00:12:31,520
It's a miracle! He's alive!
301
00:12:33,116 --> 00:12:34,716
Y'all doing that today?
302
00:12:34,751 --> 00:12:36,184
Yeah, that was today.
303
00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,352
What's going on?
304
00:12:37,378 --> 00:12:39,731
Uh, A-Ashley, that-that was a...
305
00:12:39,764 --> 00:12:40,700
that was a drill.
306
00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:42,357
We're going door-to-door
to stress the importance
307
00:12:42,392 --> 00:12:44,880
of life insurance. What
kind of coverage do you have?
308
00:12:44,905 --> 00:12:48,263
Baby, we need to talk.
309
00:12:50,892 --> 00:12:53,493
That life insurance idea
was actually really good.
310
00:12:53,518 --> 00:12:55,170
- We should totally do that to some people.
- Yeah.
311
00:12:55,205 --> 00:12:57,038
You think Barry's
gonna break up with her?
312
00:12:57,074 --> 00:12:58,873
What choice does he have?
Working for a mobster
313
00:12:58,909 --> 00:13:00,542
is pure insanity.
314
00:13:00,577 --> 00:13:03,445
So excited to be working for you, Frank.
315
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,281
Uh-huh. Oh, that is sweet of you to say.
316
00:13:06,316 --> 00:13:08,383
I will consider myself
part of the family.
317
00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:10,785
Okay. Nice guy.
318
00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:13,421
Suck it, Gendelman.
319
00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:23,898
If Barry broke up with Ashley
320
00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:25,832
and Frank killed him...
321
00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:30,372
which, God forbid, didn't
happen... but if it did,
322
00:13:30,407 --> 00:13:33,208
at least we know that there
are people who could step in
323
00:13:33,243 --> 00:13:35,644
and fill the void
left by his friendship.
324
00:13:36,323 --> 00:13:38,080
Me. That'd be me.
325
00:13:38,105 --> 00:13:40,673
No! You just can't replace Barry by...
326
00:13:40,698 --> 00:13:42,477
talking like this, okay?
327
00:13:42,502 --> 00:13:45,053
- That is spot-on.
- You're just saying that to hurt me.
328
00:13:45,088 --> 00:13:46,465
Hey, guys.
329
00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:48,456
- Hey!
- My God, you're alive!
330
00:13:48,492 --> 00:13:51,161
- We were just imagining you dead, but...
- Oh, man.
331
00:13:51,186 --> 00:13:53,346
- How's Ashley?
- Yeah, so I told her I liked her a lot
332
00:13:53,653 --> 00:13:54,886
but we were moving too fast.
333
00:13:54,911 --> 00:13:57,357
She agreed. So we had sex on the helipad
334
00:13:57,382 --> 00:13:59,787
and we decided that we're
gonna hold off on me moving in
335
00:13:59,812 --> 00:14:01,457
and working for her dad
but we'll keep dating.
336
00:14:01,481 --> 00:14:03,121
- Oh, that's-that's fantastic.
- That's great, dude.
337
00:14:03,145 --> 00:14:04,271
Frank has a helipad?
338
00:14:04,296 --> 00:14:06,584
And at the end of the day, I'm
still alive. He's not gonna kill me.
339
00:14:06,609 --> 00:14:08,276
- Good.
- That's great.
340
00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:11,613
Whoa. Guys, guys, guys, guys. One sec.
341
00:14:11,648 --> 00:14:13,948
Where have I seen the
guy at the bar before?
342
00:14:13,984 --> 00:14:15,216
D-Don't look.
343
00:14:16,887 --> 00:14:18,505
Oh, my God, look.
344
00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:20,855
Here's a photo of
Ashley from the library.
345
00:14:21,303 --> 00:14:22,538
Yeah.
346
00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:24,928
- He's one of Frank's men.
- Who, the Ray Liotta guy?
347
00:14:24,953 --> 00:14:25,614
Yeah.
348
00:14:25,639 --> 00:14:27,443
Yeah, I guess me and Ashley aren't cool.
349
00:14:27,468 --> 00:14:29,342
- All right, let's get the hell out of here.
- Yeah.
350
00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:29,914
Back door?
351
00:14:29,938 --> 00:14:30,923
- Yeah, back door.
- Neal.
352
00:14:30,948 --> 00:14:32,348
- Back door!
- Neal, back door.
353
00:14:36,007 --> 00:14:37,305
We good?
354
00:14:38,221 --> 00:14:39,307
Not good!
355
00:14:41,002 --> 00:14:42,577
Dark street was a bad idea.
356
00:14:42,612 --> 00:14:43,978
There'another guy.
357
00:14:44,014 --> 00:14:46,348
On a count of three, we split. Ready?
358
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:47,560
- One, two...
- See ya.
359
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,425
Oh, I think that
helicopter's chasing us.
360
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,069
You think?
361
00:15:10,374 --> 00:15:11,806
We made it.
362
00:15:11,842 --> 00:15:13,288
Freeze!
363
00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:16,628
FBI!
364
00:15:23,518 --> 00:15:25,885
Barry. What are you doing here?
365
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,621
Apologizing. I really
messed up yesterday.
366
00:15:28,657 --> 00:15:30,716
Oh, no. Did Dad see us on the helipad?
367
00:15:30,741 --> 00:15:32,911
Listen, okay, I know I messed up
368
00:15:32,936 --> 00:15:35,030
when I said I felt like
we were moving too fast.
369
00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:36,796
The truth is, I was just afraid.
370
00:15:36,831 --> 00:15:37,873
I want to do this, okay?
371
00:15:37,898 --> 00:15:40,436
Living here, working for
your father, the whole nine.
372
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,436
Oh! Barry!
373
00:15:50,111 --> 00:15:51,603
Your friend was smart to cooperate.
374
00:15:51,628 --> 00:15:52,713
We could have given him ten years
375
00:15:52,729 --> 00:15:54,462
for accepting a job in
Frank's organization.
376
00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:56,977
Yeah, Barry would have wired up
to get out of a parking ticket.
377
00:15:57,198 --> 00:15:59,493
Poor girl doesn't even know
what her dad's involved in.
378
00:15:59,518 --> 00:16:01,823
What is racketeering exactly?
379
00:16:01,848 --> 00:16:03,745
Oh, I've always wondered
the exact same thing.
380
00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:05,417
Hey, hey, you know, we don't have time
381
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,263
to answer stupid questions.
382
00:16:08,882 --> 00:16:09,983
What is it again?
383
00:16:10,008 --> 00:16:11,254
Really, McClintock?
384
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,331
- Honestly, you just need to relax.
- No, don't minimize this, Frank.
385
00:16:14,356 --> 00:16:15,198
- This is important.
- I'm not minimizing. I'm...
386
00:16:15,223 --> 00:16:17,925
- Hey, Daddy.
- Hi, angel. Barry.
387
00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:20,013
Let me introduce...
388
00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:21,322
Diego Marcon.
389
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,083
Diego Marcon?
390
00:16:23,118 --> 00:16:24,758
He's one of the most
powerful arms dealers
391
00:16:24,786 --> 00:16:26,103
in North America.
392
00:16:26,128 --> 00:16:30,023
Okay, so racketeering is
"any activity performed
393
00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:32,713
to benefit a criminal organization."
394
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,947
Okay, well, now I'm just more
confused than when we started.
395
00:16:35,972 --> 00:16:38,006
A major deal's about to go down.
396
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:41,434
Your buddy has to find a way
to sit in on this meeting.
397
00:16:41,476 --> 00:16:43,393
Sweetheart, why don't you
go get us some ice cream?
398
00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:44,612
I think that'd be nice.
399
00:16:45,887 --> 00:16:46,940
Thank you.
400
00:16:46,975 --> 00:16:48,082
Uh, Barry? Barry?
401
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,876
You should stay and
sit in on this meeting.
402
00:16:49,911 --> 00:16:51,378
Uh, I'd like to, Frank, but, baby,
403
00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:53,146
what kind of ice cream
are you gonna go get?
404
00:16:53,181 --> 00:16:55,472
Is your friend playing it
cool, or is he a total idiot?
405
00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:56,573
- He's playing it cool.
- He's a total idiot.
406
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:57,884
I actually do a perfect impression.
407
00:16:57,919 --> 00:17:00,520
Look,
408
00:17:00,555 --> 00:17:03,123
Frank, last time I let
her go get some ice cream,
409
00:17:03,158 --> 00:17:04,991
she brought back rice pudding.
410
00:17:05,027 --> 00:17:07,994
Stay... for the meeting, Barry.
411
00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:10,563
Got it.
412
00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:12,532
Frank, half my inventory
is sitting in some warehouse
413
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:13,967
tied up in legal red tape.
414
00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:16,415
I told you it is not gonna be a problem.
415
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,423
My attorney has it
handled, all right? Relax.
416
00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:21,341
Speak of the devil.
417
00:17:21,376 --> 00:17:24,077
Ah, hello.
418
00:17:25,781 --> 00:17:27,180
My name is Joshua Barrett.
419
00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:29,849
That... is Frank's
420
00:17:29,885 --> 00:17:31,294
- new crooked lawyer.
- Frank and I...
421
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,028
That guy is rolling in dirty money.
422
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,249
He's got a brand-new
sports car and a fancy boat.
423
00:17:35,357 --> 00:17:37,108
Oh, my God.
424
00:17:37,782 --> 00:17:41,094
Anything you gentlemen need
me to do, I am willing to do.
425
00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:42,562
And I mean anything.
426
00:17:42,597 --> 00:17:45,265
Listen, Diego,
427
00:17:45,307 --> 00:17:47,770
it's in both of our best
interests to work this out,
428
00:17:47,771 --> 00:17:49,102
- all right, so, I suggest...
- Oh.
429
00:17:49,147 --> 00:17:51,181
Was you gonna sit here?
430
00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:53,106
- I just...
- Ooh, ooh.
431
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:55,542
Damn it, we're losing the feed!
432
00:17:55,577 --> 00:17:58,111
Oh, well, great effort, everyone.
433
00:17:58,146 --> 00:18:00,180
Uh, let's regroup in the morning.
434
00:18:00,215 --> 00:18:01,956
We need to get another wire in there.
435
00:18:03,026 --> 00:18:04,350
I...
436
00:18:06,228 --> 00:18:08,932
Hey, everyone, uh...
Sorry to bother you.
437
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:11,057
We just wanted to drop off some
of... some of Barry's stuff.
438
00:18:11,093 --> 00:18:13,426
- Socks.
- Toiletries and whatnot.
439
00:18:13,462 --> 00:18:15,595
- That's not my bag.
- Uh, yes, it is, Barry.
440
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:16,594
No, it's not.
441
00:18:16,618 --> 00:18:18,348
- It's your bag, Barry.
- That's not my bag!
442
00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:20,334
What's going on here, Frank?
443
00:18:20,736 --> 00:18:22,435
Want me to make these guys disappear?
444
00:18:22,471 --> 00:18:23,570
Josh, please stop talking.
445
00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:25,205
Why is this one so sweaty?
446
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,550
A lot of steps in this house.
You know, at least four levels
447
00:18:27,575 --> 00:18:29,215
of steps that we had
to go up to get here.
448
00:18:29,244 --> 00:18:30,528
Give me the bag.
449
00:18:33,949 --> 00:18:36,316
- Give me the bag!
- Yeah, sure.
450
00:18:41,634 --> 00:18:42,837
Are you setting me up, Frank?
451
00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:44,423
- Hey, hey. Oh! Oh!
- Whoa, whoa.
452
00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:46,345
What the hell is going on, Barry? Huh?
453
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,928
- Why does everyone have guns?
- Frank!
454
00:18:48,964 --> 00:18:50,954
You should have killed
me when you had a chance.
455
00:18:50,977 --> 00:18:52,007
Dixon.
456
00:18:52,425 --> 00:18:53,936
Who's up for a swim break right now?
457
00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:55,502
I know I am. That sounds refreshing.
458
00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:58,171
This is the FBI! Drop 'em!
459
00:19:00,942 --> 00:19:02,075
Master Sandel,
460
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:05,011
I have your mix of every
soda from the fountain.
461
00:19:05,046 --> 00:19:07,468
The hell out of here,
Sebastian! It's about to go down!
462
00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:09,949
- Give it up, Diego.
- I'm not going back to prison.
463
00:19:13,188 --> 00:19:15,155
If we make it out of here alive,
464
00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:17,624
let's make a pact to not
have girlfriends for a while.
465
00:19:17,659 --> 00:19:19,425
What if one of us meets
someone really great?
466
00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:21,427
That's a good point.
That's hard to enforce.
467
00:19:21,463 --> 00:19:23,129
No, honey, of course
468
00:19:23,165 --> 00:19:25,501
I didn't buy a boat.
We can't afford a boat!
469
00:19:25,526 --> 00:19:27,463
I don't know who parked
it in the driveway.
470
00:19:27,488 --> 00:19:30,019
I'll have 'em move it!
471
00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:33,706
So how was your mom's?
472
00:19:33,748 --> 00:19:35,645
We're clear!
473
00:19:36,388 --> 00:19:39,946
Instead of ice cream,
474
00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:42,682
I got rice pu... Barry?
475
00:19:42,717 --> 00:19:45,785
Babe. I think we need to break up.
476
00:19:47,868 --> 00:19:50,716
- So, what are our takeaways? Thanks.
- You got it.
477
00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:52,740
Well, to begin with,
there are no winners
478
00:19:52,765 --> 00:19:55,195
in a Mexican standoff, right, Dixon?
479
00:19:56,389 --> 00:19:57,989
And never get into
business with somebody
480
00:19:58,014 --> 00:20:00,028
when you're not quite
sure what that business is.
481
00:20:00,053 --> 00:20:02,569
I am telling you, Officer,
it was all a misunderstanding.
482
00:20:02,604 --> 00:20:04,324
The car, the boat... I was just trying
483
00:20:04,349 --> 00:20:06,349
to keep up with this guy
at my office... Gendelman.
484
00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:07,974
Danny Gendelman?
485
00:20:08,009 --> 00:20:09,709
That guy is the greatest!
486
00:20:09,744 --> 00:20:11,211
We jet-ski together.
487
00:20:12,781 --> 00:20:15,677
Also, if a good friend introduces you
488
00:20:15,702 --> 00:20:16,983
to their boyfriend or girlfriend,
489
00:20:17,018 --> 00:20:18,280
try to be supportive,
490
00:20:18,305 --> 00:20:20,553
rather than worry about
getting left behind.
491
00:20:20,956 --> 00:20:23,992
'Cause we're all that
one special someone away
492
00:20:24,926 --> 00:20:27,227
from an entirely different life.
493
00:20:27,262 --> 00:20:29,262
To settle your nerves, sir.
494
00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:32,150
Oh, Sebastian, I'm
gonna miss you the most.
495
00:20:34,069 --> 00:20:36,669
What a paradise.
496
00:20:36,705 --> 00:20:38,205
Three people were just shot here.
497
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,633
Solid point.
498
00:20:47,616 --> 00:20:49,343
I knew you'd be back.
499
00:20:51,011 --> 00:20:52,418
Come in.
500
00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:57,056
Damn. Man, man, man.
501
00:20:57,092 --> 00:20:59,003
You know what your problem is?
502
00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:01,694
You got low self-esteem.
503
00:21:01,721 --> 00:21:03,588
Okay, you got to keep your mind open.
504
00:21:03,621 --> 00:21:05,398
You got to open up your brain.
505
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:07,033
Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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