1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:01,215 Adult Adam: My brother Barry 2 00:00:01,250 --> 00:00:03,506 was the world champion of the Goldberg house. 3 00:00:03,531 --> 00:00:05,694 Athletics flowed through his veins. 4 00:00:05,719 --> 00:00:06,625 Sports! 5 00:00:06,688 --> 00:00:09,455 Yep, in our family, Barry was the undisputed jock, 6 00:00:09,490 --> 00:00:11,723 mainly 'cause I never disputed it. 7 00:00:11,759 --> 00:00:12,791 Swish, baby! 8 00:00:12,826 --> 00:00:14,426 Holy balls! 9 00:00:14,453 --> 00:00:16,420 It only took 173 tries! 10 00:00:16,463 --> 00:00:18,864 It took Dr.J 200 times. 11 00:00:18,899 --> 00:00:20,966 Don't look it up. Just take my words as fact. 12 00:00:21,001 --> 00:00:22,267 Calling my shot. 13 00:00:22,303 --> 00:00:24,469 Right-field bleachers. Give it to me, Adam. 14 00:00:24,505 --> 00:00:25,837 Come on, baby! 15 00:00:25,873 --> 00:00:29,408 He had it all... strength, passion, and delusion. 16 00:00:29,443 --> 00:00:33,512 Yes! Left field, which is your right, so it still counts! 17 00:00:33,547 --> 00:00:36,043 Dude, how do the Phillies not recruit you right now, 18 00:00:36,068 --> 00:00:37,015 fresh out of high school? 19 00:00:37,051 --> 00:00:38,650 That's what I ask when I call them! 20 00:00:38,686 --> 00:00:40,752 Truth was, I may have been a tad responsible 21 00:00:40,788 --> 00:00:42,354 for over-inflating his ego. 22 00:00:42,389 --> 00:00:45,590 Tonight, we celebrate excellence on and off the field. 23 00:00:45,626 --> 00:00:47,436 I give you the William Penn academy 24 00:00:47,461 --> 00:00:49,093 athlete of the year. 25 00:00:49,118 --> 00:00:51,296 Not only is this student a gifted sportsman, 26 00:00:51,332 --> 00:00:52,772 but he's a born leader, and, damn it, 27 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,266 I'd follow him anywhere. 28 00:00:54,301 --> 00:00:56,635 Snap some photos after he calls my name. 29 00:00:56,670 --> 00:00:58,437 Of course, you all know who I'm talking about... 30 00:00:58,472 --> 00:01:00,602 Rubén Amaro, Junior. 31 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:03,775 Boom! Yes! Yes! 32 00:01:03,811 --> 00:01:05,677 [Exhaling sharply] Yes! 33 00:01:07,314 --> 00:01:12,179 Student athletes, parents, faculty, 34 00:01:12,204 --> 00:01:13,470 and distinguished guests, 35 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,550 I am privileged and honored to accept this award. 36 00:01:16,575 --> 00:01:19,624 Goldberg, what the hell are you doing? I said Rubén Amaro, Junior. 37 00:01:19,693 --> 00:01:21,393 What? How is that even possible? 38 00:01:21,428 --> 00:01:23,662 Well, he's an athletic superstar, 39 00:01:23,697 --> 00:01:25,797 and you are our mascot. 40 00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:28,967 Now put on the giant head and dance for our champ. 41 00:01:29,002 --> 00:01:30,335 [Applause] 42 00:01:36,016 --> 00:01:37,209 This is bullcrap. 43 00:01:37,244 --> 00:01:40,312 What does Rubén Amaro, Jr. have that I don't? 44 00:01:40,347 --> 00:01:42,368 Um, four-year varsity Letterman in baseball, 45 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:43,999 the home-run record, and I'm pretty sure he's got 46 00:01:44,035 --> 00:01:45,360 a full scholarship to Stanford. 47 00:01:45,743 --> 00:01:48,137 Anyone could play baseball. I play wiffle. 48 00:01:48,172 --> 00:01:49,738 Yes, the only sport where the equipment 49 00:01:49,774 --> 00:01:51,040 is sold in a pharmacy. 50 00:01:51,075 --> 00:01:52,474 Well, at the very least, Coach should recognize 51 00:01:52,510 --> 00:01:53,642 my insane hoop skills. 52 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:55,377 Sweetie, you're not even on the basketball team. 53 00:01:55,413 --> 00:01:56,976 'Cause I play street ball. 54 00:01:57,001 --> 00:01:59,607 My flash and pizzazz can't be contained in a gymnasium. 55 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:01,550 And don't get me started on my boomerang skills. 56 00:02:01,585 --> 00:02:05,454 I won't. I'd like to see Rubén Amaro, Jr. Chuck a 'rang. 57 00:02:05,489 --> 00:02:07,413 Stupid, selfish showboat. 58 00:02:07,438 --> 00:02:09,742 This night was supposed to be about Barry Goldberg. 59 00:02:09,767 --> 00:02:11,500 I don't think it was. 60 00:02:11,535 --> 00:02:14,002 But hey, you'll always be my champion. 61 00:02:14,038 --> 00:02:15,471 That's just worthless. 62 00:02:15,774 --> 00:02:16,839 But thank you. 63 00:02:16,874 --> 00:02:18,974 Barry's dream of becoming an athletic superstar 64 00:02:19,009 --> 00:02:21,577 was at an all-time low, but that all changed 65 00:02:21,612 --> 00:02:23,679 when he watched the biggest underdog story 66 00:02:23,714 --> 00:02:25,781 in Olympic history on the news... 67 00:02:25,816 --> 00:02:28,016 The story of Eddie The Eagle. 68 00:02:28,052 --> 00:02:29,595 Look at him go, Lucky. 69 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:31,887 A week ago, nobody knew who this guy was. 70 00:02:31,922 --> 00:02:34,356 But today, he's a legend. 71 00:02:34,391 --> 00:02:35,991 A legend that would inspire my brother 72 00:02:36,026 --> 00:02:37,526 on his path to greatness. 73 00:02:37,561 --> 00:02:41,029 Is that guy wearing his glasses under his ski goggles? 74 00:02:41,065 --> 00:02:44,470 That's Eddie The Eagle. He's an actual Olympic athlete. 75 00:02:44,495 --> 00:02:47,135 How? He looks like a guy that works at the post office. 76 00:02:47,171 --> 00:02:50,595 Exactly. He's the only dude from England to do ski-jumping. 77 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:51,284 [Vangelis' "Chariots Of Fire" plays] 78 00:02:51,309 --> 00:02:54,109 This nobody just walked right into Olympic glory. 79 00:02:54,144 --> 00:02:57,212 This changes everything. 80 00:02:58,983 --> 00:03:01,517 You're right! I'm gonna be a champion! 81 00:03:01,552 --> 00:03:04,453 Olympics, here I come, baby! 82 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:05,610 Watch out. 83 00:03:07,725 --> 00:03:08,991 Champi... 84 00:03:09,026 --> 00:03:10,926 [Music stops] God, those are steep. 85 00:03:11,135 --> 00:03:12,101 [Panting] 86 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:14,000 Champion! 87 00:03:14,025 --> 00:03:15,712 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 88 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:18,995 ♪ but nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 89 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:21,634 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 90 00:03:21,712 --> 00:03:23,178 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 91 00:03:23,213 --> 00:03:26,891 ♪ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 92 00:03:26,954 --> 00:03:29,087 It was February 24, 1980-something, 93 00:03:29,122 --> 00:03:33,558 and my Dad was doing what he did best... saving money. 94 00:03:33,594 --> 00:03:37,128 Which one of you morons cranked up the heat to 55? 95 00:03:37,164 --> 00:03:38,997 How is that cranked up? 96 00:03:39,032 --> 00:03:41,333 I'm wearing my Spider-man long underwear, 97 00:03:41,368 --> 00:03:43,668 which, yes, feels like a fun little secret, 98 00:03:43,704 --> 00:03:46,071 but it shouldn't be necessary in the house. 99 00:03:46,106 --> 00:03:48,240 He's right, Mur. It's freezing in here. 100 00:03:48,275 --> 00:03:49,975 At least start a fire. 101 00:03:50,010 --> 00:03:51,010 Are you nuts? 102 00:03:51,044 --> 00:03:52,677 You think firewood grows on trees? 103 00:03:52,852 --> 00:03:56,181 Yes, that's what trees are... Wood. 104 00:03:56,216 --> 00:03:58,149 Well, keep your hands off. 105 00:03:58,185 --> 00:03:59,651 And turn off the damn lights! 106 00:03:59,686 --> 00:04:02,153 We don't support the electric company. 107 00:04:02,189 --> 00:04:03,655 Hey, we're still in here. 108 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:05,743 It's after 6:00! Go to bed! 109 00:04:05,768 --> 00:04:07,792 My dad had always been frugal, but lately, 110 00:04:07,828 --> 00:04:08,828 he was getting worse. 111 00:04:08,862 --> 00:04:10,195 Murray: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 112 00:04:10,230 --> 00:04:12,931 That's two whole ounces of milk right there. 113 00:04:12,966 --> 00:04:13,999 Pour it back. 114 00:04:14,034 --> 00:04:16,368 But it's blue from all the boo Berry. 115 00:04:16,403 --> 00:04:20,005 Berries are healthy. Pour it back. 116 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,173 Even his co-workers at the furniture store 117 00:04:22,209 --> 00:04:23,508 were feeling the squeeze. 118 00:04:23,544 --> 00:04:25,010 Hi. 119 00:04:25,045 --> 00:04:26,511 Picking up or dropping... 120 00:04:26,547 --> 00:04:28,346 Oh, god, it's you! 121 00:04:28,382 --> 00:04:29,714 Hello? Vic? 122 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:31,188 We're closed. Come back later. 123 00:04:31,213 --> 00:04:32,579 Vic, I see you. 124 00:04:32,719 --> 00:04:35,153 [Chuckles] 125 00:04:35,188 --> 00:04:36,888 What are you doing in a photo shack? 126 00:04:36,924 --> 00:04:39,224 Murray kind of cut back my hours. 127 00:04:39,259 --> 00:04:41,059 Oh, no. 128 00:04:41,094 --> 00:04:43,962 Is it 'cause you're so terrible at selling furniture? 129 00:04:43,997 --> 00:04:46,531 No. Wait, does Murray say that? 130 00:04:46,567 --> 00:04:48,524 Are things not going well at the store? 131 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:50,068 Oh, well, you know the furniture game. 132 00:04:50,103 --> 00:04:52,971 [Chuckles] It's... But, no, they're not. 133 00:04:53,006 --> 00:04:55,140 - What? - But do me a favor. 134 00:04:55,175 --> 00:04:57,242 Don't tell Murray you heard it from me, okay? 135 00:04:57,277 --> 00:04:59,244 Of course, Vic. I permiss. 136 00:04:59,423 --> 00:05:00,812 Did you just say "permiss"? 137 00:05:00,847 --> 00:05:03,214 No, I said "I pormiss." 138 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:04,549 Por... por... 139 00:05:04,585 --> 00:05:05,585 I pormiss. 140 00:05:05,619 --> 00:05:06,751 - Wait, what? - Got to go! 141 00:05:06,787 --> 00:05:07,986 [Tires screech] 142 00:05:08,021 --> 00:05:10,822 My mom wasn't one to break a promise. 143 00:05:10,857 --> 00:05:12,991 A "pormiss" was a different story. 144 00:05:13,026 --> 00:05:15,427 Hey! Bevy! 145 00:05:15,462 --> 00:05:17,762 What a fun surprise! 146 00:05:17,798 --> 00:05:20,265 Yeah. Just came to see the big guy in action. 147 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:22,067 [Chuckles] So, how's it going? 148 00:05:22,102 --> 00:05:24,002 Hoo-hoo! Been slammed. 149 00:05:24,037 --> 00:05:25,904 Slammed, huh? 150 00:05:26,681 --> 00:05:28,940 Must have missed the rush. 151 00:05:28,976 --> 00:05:31,046 Well, you know, it comes in waves. 152 00:05:31,071 --> 00:05:33,244 As a matter of fact, I should get back to work. 153 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,614 Oh, so, so busy. 154 00:05:35,649 --> 00:05:37,048 Sold two of these. 155 00:05:37,084 --> 00:05:38,993 This baby... gone. 156 00:05:39,018 --> 00:05:40,518 Sold it. Shouldn't have been sitting in it. 157 00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:41,720 And you're not gonna believe this. 158 00:05:41,755 --> 00:05:44,101 Somebody bought a register! 159 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:47,125 Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching! Look at us! 160 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,427 As my dad was hiding his troubles from my mom, 161 00:05:49,463 --> 00:05:51,863 Barry was unleashing his inner champion. 162 00:05:51,898 --> 00:05:53,965 What's with the board, douche lords? 163 00:05:54,001 --> 00:05:55,570 Just deciding which Olympic sport 164 00:05:55,595 --> 00:05:57,469 will make Barry a national hero. 165 00:05:57,504 --> 00:05:58,703 Deal with it! 166 00:05:58,946 --> 00:05:59,904 Okay, stop. 167 00:05:59,940 --> 00:06:01,373 You're not Eddie The Eagle, 168 00:06:01,408 --> 00:06:04,109 and you're never gonna win at... Curling? 169 00:06:04,144 --> 00:06:05,243 What the hell is that? 170 00:06:05,278 --> 00:06:06,678 Isn't it genius? No one knows. 171 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:09,614 It's a sport where you sweep a rock across a sheet of ice. 172 00:06:09,650 --> 00:06:11,983 It takes incredible focus and patience. 173 00:06:12,019 --> 00:06:14,185 Mmmmmm. 174 00:06:14,221 --> 00:06:16,621 Moving on. How about dressage? 175 00:06:16,657 --> 00:06:18,790 Yes! I'll win the gold at whatever that is! 176 00:06:18,825 --> 00:06:19,960 It's an equestrian event, 177 00:06:19,985 --> 00:06:22,460 which is the elegant art of horse dancing. 178 00:06:22,496 --> 00:06:25,149 I told you, bro! I will never dance with a horse! 179 00:06:25,282 --> 00:06:25,931 Never! 180 00:06:25,966 --> 00:06:27,632 What is your deal with horses? 181 00:06:27,668 --> 00:06:28,782 They know what they did. 182 00:06:29,298 --> 00:06:32,904 You're right. Moving on. Rhythmic gymnastics. 183 00:06:32,939 --> 00:06:34,372 Oh, you mean ribbon dancing? 184 00:06:34,408 --> 00:06:37,142 Yes, please do that. I beg you. 185 00:06:37,177 --> 00:06:40,545 I sense your mocking tone. You know who else got mocked? 186 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:43,248 Edward "Eddie The Eagle" Edwards. 187 00:06:43,283 --> 00:06:45,083 His name is Edward Edwards? 188 00:06:45,118 --> 00:06:46,718 Look, I don't know all the details. 189 00:06:46,753 --> 00:06:48,820 I'm just basing my life on him. Geez. 190 00:06:48,855 --> 00:06:51,256 In that case, let's get you a ribbon. 191 00:06:53,493 --> 00:06:56,094 It's everything I thought it would be and more. 192 00:06:57,397 --> 00:06:59,564 The ribbon just takes me where it wants. 193 00:07:02,669 --> 00:07:03,601 Look at him go. [Thud] 194 00:07:03,637 --> 00:07:05,403 [Gasping] Not part of the routine. 195 00:07:05,439 --> 00:07:06,705 Help me! 196 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:08,973 Don't worry. We'll find a sport for you. 197 00:07:09,009 --> 00:07:10,608 How are you with skiing and guns? 198 00:07:10,644 --> 00:07:11,943 Never done it, but I'm awesome at it. 199 00:07:11,978 --> 00:07:13,907 Stop. Just stop. Admit it. 200 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:16,281 The only sport you're good at is that stupid brother game 201 00:07:16,316 --> 00:07:18,083 you invented to beat the crap out of each other. 202 00:07:18,118 --> 00:07:20,285 Both: Ball-ball! 203 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,686 - Ball-ball! - One awesome thing about 204 00:07:21,722 --> 00:07:24,255 having an older brother was the sports we'd make up. 205 00:07:24,291 --> 00:07:25,016 Racquet round! 206 00:07:25,064 --> 00:07:26,586 The rules were endless and complicated... 207 00:07:26,611 --> 00:07:27,618 Sleep! 208 00:07:27,643 --> 00:07:29,742 But no matter what, you had to yell... 209 00:07:29,767 --> 00:07:30,548 Ball-ball! 210 00:07:30,573 --> 00:07:31,734 Yes! 211 00:07:31,759 --> 00:07:33,048 Dude, you're unbeatable! 212 00:07:33,073 --> 00:07:34,720 This is the answer, Erica! 213 00:07:34,775 --> 00:07:36,041 If I get ball-ball into the Olympics, 214 00:07:36,076 --> 00:07:37,540 you'll know I'll bring home the gold. 215 00:07:37,565 --> 00:07:40,579 Giant problem... some dumbass game you play in the basement 216 00:07:40,614 --> 00:07:42,266 will never be an Olympic sport. 217 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:43,949 That's what they said about soccer. 218 00:07:43,984 --> 00:07:45,845 He's right. I heard that. No, you didn't. 219 00:07:45,870 --> 00:07:48,634 I didn't, but he said it with such confidence I agree. 220 00:07:48,659 --> 00:07:50,422 We will rule the world! 221 00:07:50,457 --> 00:07:51,723 Ugh! 222 00:07:51,759 --> 00:07:53,425 While my brother had found his road to gold, 223 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:56,528 my mother was worried my dad was on the road to ruin. 224 00:07:56,564 --> 00:07:58,263 You should have seen the store, Dad. 225 00:07:58,299 --> 00:07:59,731 Completely abandoned. 226 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:02,774 I just don't understand why he won't ask me for help. 227 00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:04,636 This is how Murray's dad raised him. 228 00:08:04,672 --> 00:08:07,072 Be proud. Don't ask for a hand-out. 229 00:08:07,107 --> 00:08:08,470 Solve it yourself. 230 00:08:08,478 --> 00:08:11,379 Well, you raised me to offer support and guidance 231 00:08:11,414 --> 00:08:14,916 and strong-arm anyone into doing exactly what I want. 232 00:08:14,951 --> 00:08:16,851 That's what you thought I meant when I said, 233 00:08:16,876 --> 00:08:17,952 "follow your dreams"? 234 00:08:17,987 --> 00:08:19,087 Yes. 235 00:08:19,122 --> 00:08:20,888 My dad was too proud to ask for help, 236 00:08:20,924 --> 00:08:23,257 so my mom decided to force it on him. 237 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:25,893 Bevy! 238 00:08:26,329 --> 00:08:27,438 Hello, Murray. 239 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:30,095 I see you found the solution to all your problems. 240 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:32,478 What am I looking at? I'm confused and angry. 241 00:08:32,521 --> 00:08:34,053 It's a fa-ton. A what? 242 00:08:34,082 --> 00:08:35,014 A fa-ton. 243 00:08:35,049 --> 00:08:36,249 - Fa-ton? - Fa-ton. 244 00:08:36,284 --> 00:08:37,650 - Fa-ton. - Fa-ton?! 245 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,018 - Fa-ton. - A what? 246 00:08:39,053 --> 00:08:40,787 - Fa-ton. - It's Japanese. 247 00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:43,723 It's a couch but also... 248 00:08:43,758 --> 00:08:44,857 A bed! 249 00:08:44,893 --> 00:08:46,793 It's the origami of furniture. 250 00:08:46,828 --> 00:08:49,896 What is it doing in the only room in the world that I like? 251 00:08:49,931 --> 00:08:52,865 Murray, I know about the furniture store. 252 00:08:52,901 --> 00:08:55,802 I saw Vic in that tiny little photo house. 253 00:08:55,837 --> 00:08:56,969 It was sad. 254 00:08:57,005 --> 00:08:59,272 Look, I don't need anyone's help. 255 00:08:59,307 --> 00:09:01,462 And I definitely don't need a fa-ton. 256 00:09:01,487 --> 00:09:03,843 Just one [Bleep] fa-ton. 257 00:09:03,878 --> 00:09:05,335 No fa-tons. 258 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,980 As my dad was refusing help to sell furniture, 259 00:09:08,016 --> 00:09:10,783 Barry was hoping to sell ball-ball to the masses. 260 00:09:10,819 --> 00:09:13,019 Friends, JTP... 261 00:09:13,054 --> 00:09:14,420 - Together: JTP! - Girlfriend 262 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:16,088 ponytail burnouts. 263 00:09:16,124 --> 00:09:17,890 - Sup? - I've gathered you here today 264 00:09:17,926 --> 00:09:19,625 'cause you're the taste-makers of the school. 265 00:09:19,661 --> 00:09:21,561 You know it. Big time. We'll eat anything. 266 00:09:21,596 --> 00:09:24,497 I present to you ball-ball, a high-octane sport 267 00:09:24,532 --> 00:09:26,460 of the future, and it's the coolest, 268 00:09:26,485 --> 00:09:27,567 newest club in school. 269 00:09:27,602 --> 00:09:28,634 What the hell, man? 270 00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:30,403 You told me this was a rush appreciation club. 271 00:09:30,438 --> 00:09:31,946 I'm letting you in on the ground floor. 272 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:34,507 'Cause what we have here, it's more than a game. 273 00:09:34,542 --> 00:09:36,273 It's a way of life. I've played it. 274 00:09:36,298 --> 00:09:38,077 They're definitely overselling it, but it's fine. 275 00:09:38,112 --> 00:09:39,212 I heard I get to hit you in the testicles. 276 00:09:39,247 --> 00:09:40,213 When do I get to do that? 277 00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:41,347 Love the enthusiasm! 278 00:09:41,382 --> 00:09:42,982 Now, I'm not only president of this club. 279 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:45,151 I'm also ball-ball champion of the world. 280 00:09:45,178 --> 00:09:47,696 So I will naturally dominate, so do not be discouraged. 281 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,188 All right, everyone out! 282 00:09:49,224 --> 00:09:51,657 Rubén Amaro, Jr. has to break in some new sneakers. 283 00:09:51,693 --> 00:09:53,726 But I signed out the gym for my new ball-ball club. 284 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:54,891 What is this? How's it work? 285 00:09:54,916 --> 00:09:57,163 Ah, there's like a thousand rules. Too complicated for you. 286 00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:59,298 Bro, it's Rubén Amaro, Jr. Let him in our club. 287 00:09:59,334 --> 00:10:01,149 Yeah, you want this to go big, right? 288 00:10:01,174 --> 00:10:02,735 Well, he's the best athlete in school. 289 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,204 I don't know if it's confirmed he's the best athlete in school. 290 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,540 And honestly, I'm not sure he's ready to play game like this. 291 00:10:07,575 --> 00:10:08,575 Watch and learn. 292 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:10,042 Ball-ball! 293 00:10:10,078 --> 00:10:12,678 Oh, no! He caught it with one hand. 294 00:10:12,714 --> 00:10:14,180 That's a Ball-Buster bonus. 295 00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:16,366 A penalty shot at Barry's face or nards. 296 00:10:16,391 --> 00:10:17,184 Your choice. 297 00:10:17,218 --> 00:10:18,517 Nards! Definitely the nards! 298 00:10:18,553 --> 00:10:20,620 Hey, Adam, pal, maybe ease up on the rules until... 299 00:10:20,655 --> 00:10:21,548 Ohh! 300 00:10:21,573 --> 00:10:23,322 Sweetie, are you okay? 301 00:10:23,358 --> 00:10:24,957 [Groaning] He didn't say "ball-ball." 302 00:10:24,993 --> 00:10:27,360 This game is amazing! I'm telling everyone in school! 303 00:10:27,395 --> 00:10:28,694 Hey, Coach, I like this club. 304 00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:32,399 Rubén Amaro, Jr. is in. It is officially a club. 305 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,833 [Gasps] Score! We did it! 306 00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,301 Wait, is this little kid playing with us? 307 00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:37,169 'Cause maybe I'll take a rain check. 308 00:10:37,205 --> 00:10:38,604 If Rubén hates it, I hate it, too. 309 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,273 Actually, I'm Barry's coach. 310 00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:42,008 No! I don't even know who this kid is! 311 00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:44,176 Get out of here, strange child. 312 00:10:44,212 --> 00:10:46,846 But this is our sport. We invented it together. 313 00:10:46,881 --> 00:10:48,681 Well, sometimes in life, you make hard choices. 314 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,783 This is an easy one. Bye, Adam. 315 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,785 No! It's my game, too! Turns out Barry added a new rule 316 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,755 to our beloved ball-ball... Stabbing me in the back. 317 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,648 Despite my dad's struggle at the store, 318 00:10:58,673 --> 00:11:01,000 he forbid my mom from getting involved. 319 00:11:01,025 --> 00:11:02,425 It did not stick. 320 00:11:02,469 --> 00:11:03,568 Surprise! 321 00:11:03,604 --> 00:11:04,903 It's a fa-ton. 322 00:11:04,938 --> 00:11:07,472 I know it's a fa-ton. We discussed the fa-ton. 323 00:11:07,508 --> 00:11:10,327 Get the fa-ton out of my store! 324 00:11:10,352 --> 00:11:12,774 I believe it's pronounced "fu-ton." 325 00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:15,480 [Bell dings] I'll handle this. 326 00:11:15,516 --> 00:11:16,948 Hello, sir. 327 00:11:16,984 --> 00:11:19,050 What fine piece of luxury furniture 328 00:11:19,086 --> 00:11:20,585 can I put you in today? 329 00:11:20,621 --> 00:11:22,888 Oh. Is that one of those new futons? 330 00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:25,323 Why, yes. They're very comfortable. 331 00:11:25,359 --> 00:11:27,035 No. Ignore that thing. 332 00:11:27,060 --> 00:11:28,359 These people don't even work here. 333 00:11:28,384 --> 00:11:29,594 See, I have a small condo, 334 00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:31,859 and this would really save a lot of room. 335 00:11:31,884 --> 00:11:33,865 Not to mention a lot of money. 336 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,600 Here. Sit down. Or lie down. 337 00:11:35,636 --> 00:11:36,701 The choice is yours. 338 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,503 Wait, what if I told you 339 00:11:38,539 --> 00:11:41,873 I have a bed combined with a small lake? 340 00:11:43,508 --> 00:11:44,157 You see that? 341 00:11:44,182 --> 00:11:46,278 You see how it's gently rocking me to sleep? 342 00:11:46,313 --> 00:11:48,213 Waterbed. [Sighs] Yeah, I don't know. 343 00:11:48,248 --> 00:11:49,514 It seems kind of '70s. 344 00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:51,449 This bed is so damn relaxing! 345 00:11:51,485 --> 00:11:53,318 Really? 'Cause you look more agitated. 346 00:11:53,353 --> 00:11:55,287 It's like being in the freaking Bahamas. 347 00:11:55,322 --> 00:11:57,255 Come on. Lay down next to me. 348 00:11:57,291 --> 00:12:00,258 Lay your body next to mine and feel what I feel. 349 00:12:00,294 --> 00:12:02,359 Yeah, I'm... I'm gonna go futon. 350 00:12:02,384 --> 00:12:03,328 Wonderful. 351 00:12:03,363 --> 00:12:05,797 Vic will ring you up since he's not doing anything. 352 00:12:05,832 --> 00:12:07,766 [Chuckles] 353 00:12:07,801 --> 00:12:09,618 I'm taking this commission. 354 00:12:09,643 --> 00:12:10,869 We did it. 355 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,804 See what happens when you accept a little help? 356 00:12:12,839 --> 00:12:15,040 You want to help? Great. The store is yours. 357 00:12:15,075 --> 00:12:16,341 What are you talking about? 358 00:12:16,376 --> 00:12:18,749 If I'm not needed here, I quit. 359 00:12:18,774 --> 00:12:20,245 You can't quit! You're the boss! 360 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,347 Oh-ho-ho! Well, now you're the boss. 361 00:12:22,382 --> 00:12:26,421 Well, if I'm the boss, then I hire you back as my boss, 362 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,052 and I quit. 363 00:12:27,087 --> 00:12:28,687 Fine. I'm the boss? 364 00:12:28,722 --> 00:12:31,323 Well, then I'm leaving you in charge forever! 365 00:12:31,358 --> 00:12:33,291 That day, my dad wasn't the only one 366 00:12:33,327 --> 00:12:34,859 being beaten at his own game. Ball-ball. 367 00:12:34,895 --> 00:12:36,595 - Ball-ball. - Ball-ball. 368 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,330 - Ball-ball. - Ball-ball. 369 00:12:38,365 --> 00:12:39,898 Oh! Damn it! Rematch! 370 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,067 Maybe I should play Johnny Atkins or Carla. 371 00:12:42,102 --> 00:12:43,491 You know, make it fair. Fair? 372 00:12:43,516 --> 00:12:44,669 What are you saying? 373 00:12:44,705 --> 00:12:47,005 He's saying you suck, Goldberg. Hit the bricks. 374 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,616 Crazy girl's right, Goldberg. 375 00:12:48,641 --> 00:12:50,141 People are playing. Get off the court. 376 00:12:50,177 --> 00:12:51,142 But I'm club president. 377 00:12:51,178 --> 00:12:53,078 I thought Rubén was. Good idea. 378 00:12:53,113 --> 00:12:55,480 Rubén Amaro, Jr., you're club president. 379 00:12:55,515 --> 00:12:56,848 But I invented this game! 380 00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:58,750 Dude, you invented Rubén-ball? 381 00:13:00,854 --> 00:13:03,521 Well done, Barry. Well done. 382 00:13:03,557 --> 00:13:06,424 Appreciate the support, bro, but it's not time to celebrate. 383 00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:09,327 I'm not supporting you. This is a sarcastic clap. 384 00:13:09,363 --> 00:13:11,954 What? A sarcastic clap goes like this. 385 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,734 Which is exactly what I'm doing, dude. 386 00:13:15,769 --> 00:13:18,169 No, you're doing this. 387 00:13:18,205 --> 00:13:20,872 That's a slow clap for a champion. 388 00:13:20,907 --> 00:13:23,575 No, that's not a slow clap. This is. 389 00:13:23,610 --> 00:13:25,476 Oh, my god. Can't you hear the difference? 390 00:13:25,501 --> 00:13:27,399 You're not watching what I'm doing. Watch what I'm doing. 391 00:13:27,424 --> 00:13:30,048 You're not hearing it! Hear the patterns. It's a rhythm. 392 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,483 You've had no rhythm our whole life. You're not watching what I'm doing! 393 00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:33,952 Just look! Just like this! Aah! Forget the clap! 394 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:37,055 All I know is, first, you kick me out of the game we created. 395 00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:39,291 Then you sucked at it and lost it forever. 396 00:13:39,326 --> 00:13:40,925 - Sucked? - Sucked! 397 00:13:40,961 --> 00:13:42,060 For years, I thought 398 00:13:42,095 --> 00:13:43,749 you were the greatest athlete on the planet. 399 00:13:43,774 --> 00:13:45,964 Turns out, you're, like, not good. 400 00:13:46,128 --> 00:13:47,594 Just like me. 401 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:48,556 You take that back. 402 00:13:48,581 --> 00:13:50,720 Never! You and me are the same. 403 00:13:50,755 --> 00:13:52,488 That is the single-most hurtful thing 404 00:13:52,524 --> 00:13:53,856 anyone has ever said to me. 405 00:13:53,892 --> 00:13:55,391 The same. 406 00:14:00,365 --> 00:14:01,998 Don't support me now with your applause. 407 00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:05,067 It's too late. 408 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,407 Since I left you in charge of the store, 409 00:14:10,415 --> 00:14:12,449 I thought you might want to see what's happening. 410 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,173 "Going out of business" sale? 411 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:15,415 Murray, that's brilliant! 412 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:17,873 No, no, since you insist on running the store, 413 00:14:17,908 --> 00:14:21,406 I'm calling it quits and really going out of business. 414 00:14:21,431 --> 00:14:23,984 Hon, furniture stores do this all the time. 415 00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:25,649 Everybody knows it's not real. 416 00:14:25,674 --> 00:14:26,602 But it is real! 417 00:14:26,627 --> 00:14:29,688 It's also the same exact ad you ran three times last year. 418 00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:34,351 What do you think of that? 419 00:14:34,386 --> 00:14:35,837 It's fantastic! 420 00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:36,928 No, no, no, read it. 421 00:14:37,046 --> 00:14:39,993 It's says "seriously" and "for real this time!" 422 00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:41,491 [Clicks tongue] Gotcha. 423 00:14:41,573 --> 00:14:42,594 Aah! 424 00:14:44,396 --> 00:14:45,673 Ha. 425 00:14:45,698 --> 00:14:47,931 Right here in black and white. 426 00:14:48,111 --> 00:14:49,311 "It's all over! 427 00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:51,868 This is not just one of those things furniture stores do 428 00:14:51,904 --> 00:14:53,470 to sell more furniture! 429 00:14:53,505 --> 00:14:55,977 It's... Totally... Real!" 430 00:14:56,134 --> 00:14:56,673 Ha! 431 00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:58,727 You, sir, are a genius! 432 00:14:58,752 --> 00:15:01,545 If I'm so good, why did you come down to the furniture store 433 00:15:01,613 --> 00:15:02,646 and mix in? 434 00:15:02,681 --> 00:15:03,813 I was helping. 435 00:15:03,849 --> 00:15:04,781 See, that's the thing, Bev. 436 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,626 I didn't ask for your help. 437 00:15:06,651 --> 00:15:07,851 Wait, where are you going? 438 00:15:07,886 --> 00:15:09,438 Anywhere but here. 439 00:15:11,356 --> 00:15:13,623 Oh, look. Dad's having another "going out of business" sale. 440 00:15:13,659 --> 00:15:14,524 Aah! 441 00:15:15,183 --> 00:15:17,460 So, instead of closing down the store, 442 00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:19,907 my dad decided to move in. 443 00:15:19,932 --> 00:15:21,868 Stupid, giant water balloon! 444 00:15:22,804 --> 00:15:23,938 [Groans] 445 00:15:27,439 --> 00:15:30,473 And he found comfort in the last place he expected. 446 00:15:30,509 --> 00:15:32,077 Huh. 447 00:15:32,102 --> 00:15:33,938 That's damn nice. 448 00:15:34,853 --> 00:15:38,032 The next morning, we found Barry's sports gear 449 00:15:38,057 --> 00:15:40,658 in the last place we expected. 450 00:15:42,446 --> 00:15:44,554 Barry, what the... What are you doing? 451 00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:45,855 Making a bonfire. 452 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,196 I've officially quit all of sports, 453 00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:48,798 and I'm burning everything I own. 454 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,428 Canoeing isn't even a sport. It's a leisure activity. 455 00:15:51,463 --> 00:15:52,896 Not the way I did it. 456 00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:54,397 Goodbye, extreme canoeing. 457 00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:57,567 And farewell to you, boomerang. 458 00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:02,751 I mean it! 459 00:16:02,776 --> 00:16:04,407 I don't want you here! Go on! Get out of here! 460 00:16:07,963 --> 00:16:09,087 Damn you! 461 00:16:11,352 --> 00:16:12,766 Let me live my life! 462 00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:14,391 Dude, what did you do to him? 463 00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:15,448 Told him the truth! 464 00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:17,973 He's not some champion. He's a scrub like me. 465 00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:20,724 Dear lord, man. Do you realize what you've done? 466 00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:23,681 Sports are everything to Barry, and you just took them away. 467 00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:25,962 Why do I matter so much? I'm just his brother. 468 00:16:25,998 --> 00:16:27,197 Deep down, Barry knows 469 00:16:27,232 --> 00:16:29,332 that out in the world, he's not some champion. 470 00:16:29,368 --> 00:16:31,434 But in this house, you make him feel like one. 471 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:32,435 I... I do? 472 00:16:32,471 --> 00:16:33,266 Yes. 473 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,757 You idolize him. 474 00:16:35,073 --> 00:16:36,606 That's what little brothers do. 475 00:16:36,642 --> 00:16:38,751 I didn't realize that. 476 00:16:38,776 --> 00:16:40,665 Good news is that even though you destroyed him, 477 00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:42,189 you can still build him back up. 478 00:16:43,548 --> 00:16:45,806 Goodbye, tennis racquet/air guitar. 479 00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:50,654 Well, that was my racquet. 480 00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:52,704 But sure, I'll build him back up. 481 00:16:52,939 --> 00:16:54,305 After crushing Barry's spirits, 482 00:16:54,341 --> 00:16:56,962 I decided I couldn't let him throw away his dreams, 483 00:16:56,994 --> 00:16:58,427 or all his sports stuff. 484 00:16:58,463 --> 00:17:00,976 What are you doing? I threw this junk out. 485 00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:03,368 I brought it back in 'cause we're not done with it yet. 486 00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:04,966 Come here. Check out the board. 487 00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:08,624 Forget Olympic glory. I'm not a champion. 488 00:17:08,649 --> 00:17:10,705 I'm not even Eddie The Eagle. I'm nothing. 489 00:17:10,741 --> 00:17:13,141 - [Vangelis' "Chariots Of Fire" plays] - Maybe out there. 490 00:17:13,176 --> 00:17:15,543 But in here, you're Barry The Eagle. 491 00:17:15,579 --> 00:17:18,687 Yeah, maybe you won't be in the winter or summer games, 492 00:17:18,712 --> 00:17:20,582 but we got something way better. 493 00:17:20,617 --> 00:17:22,550 I give you... 494 00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:25,253 The home games. 495 00:17:25,288 --> 00:17:27,255 The home games? That's not a thing. 496 00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:28,656 Neither was ball-ball. 497 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,559 Well, thanks to me, we lost it to Rubén Amaro, Jr. 498 00:17:31,595 --> 00:17:33,328 Let him have it, 'cause we now got 499 00:17:33,363 --> 00:17:37,300 17 homemade games combining athletic skill, bravery, 500 00:17:37,325 --> 00:17:39,167 stupidity, and karate. 501 00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:40,542 What about boomerang? 502 00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:42,837 Oh, we be 'rangin' bro. We be 'rangin'. 503 00:17:42,873 --> 00:17:46,741 But only one champion in this house can take the gold. 504 00:17:46,777 --> 00:17:50,184 Light the torch. Let the games begin. 505 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:58,486 That fateful day, we hung up our ball-ball gear. 506 00:17:59,302 --> 00:18:01,589 Sure, we lost one absurd brotherly game, 507 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:05,450 but we gained a tradition that would last a lifetime. 508 00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:11,394 My brother never made it to the Olympics 509 00:18:11,419 --> 00:18:13,552 like Eddie The Eagle, but that day, 510 00:18:13,589 --> 00:18:15,922 he sure felt like him. 511 00:18:17,526 --> 00:18:19,292 [Mumbles] 512 00:18:19,328 --> 00:18:20,994 What's up? 513 00:18:21,029 --> 00:18:22,295 Morning, sunshine! 514 00:18:22,331 --> 00:18:24,028 It's 11:15. 515 00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:26,145 We just sold six futons, 516 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:28,520 thanks to you sleeping so peacefully. 517 00:18:28,545 --> 00:18:31,071 [Groans] Is that supposed to make me feel better? 518 00:18:31,106 --> 00:18:35,642 Look, Mur, when I first opened this place, 519 00:18:35,677 --> 00:18:37,577 business was lousy. 520 00:18:37,613 --> 00:18:40,180 It was so bad, my in-laws would buy furniture 521 00:18:40,215 --> 00:18:41,348 they didn't even need. 522 00:18:41,383 --> 00:18:44,150 Every room in their house had three beds. 523 00:18:44,186 --> 00:18:46,186 Why would they do something so stupid? 524 00:18:46,221 --> 00:18:47,787 To help me. 525 00:18:47,823 --> 00:18:51,057 That's what family does. We take care of each other. 526 00:18:51,093 --> 00:18:53,226 There's no shame in that. 527 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:56,263 Yeah, well, it feels like there is. 528 00:18:56,331 --> 00:18:58,622 I know that's how it was in your family, 529 00:18:58,647 --> 00:19:01,255 but now you're my family. 530 00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:04,177 And this is how we do it. 531 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,615 Did you... Fold stuff? 532 00:19:15,651 --> 00:19:18,218 Figured you gave me a hand, 533 00:19:18,253 --> 00:19:19,686 thought I could return the favor. 534 00:19:19,721 --> 00:19:22,629 Look, Murray, I know selling furniture 535 00:19:22,654 --> 00:19:24,705 is your thing, and I'm sorry that I... 536 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,535 Oh, no, no, no. This is on me. 537 00:19:27,229 --> 00:19:30,430 The store... It's struggling, Bevy. 538 00:19:30,465 --> 00:19:35,068 And truthfully, I could really use your help. 539 00:19:37,439 --> 00:19:39,539 I never thought you'd ask. 540 00:19:39,574 --> 00:19:40,902 But he did. 541 00:19:40,927 --> 00:19:45,345 For the first time, my dad broke down and asked for help. 542 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:48,581 Thanks to my mom, it really did pay off. 543 00:19:48,617 --> 00:19:50,283 That's the thing about family... 544 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:53,253 They're always there to pick you up when you fall. 545 00:19:53,288 --> 00:19:55,308 And if you're lucky, 546 00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:58,725 they help you soar like an eagle named Eddie. 547 00:19:58,760 --> 00:19:59,760 We did it, baby! 548 00:19:59,795 --> 00:20:01,051 Hell, yeah, we did. 549 00:20:05,967 --> 00:20:09,102 I'm one of the announcers here at our home games competition. 550 00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:11,938 [Both screaming] 551 00:20:11,973 --> 00:20:14,307 [Screaming] 552 00:20:17,179 --> 00:20:20,713 [Grunting] 553 00:20:20,749 --> 00:20:23,483 [Indistinct shouting] 554 00:20:24,465 --> 00:20:27,276 Okay, we can all agree this year's home games 555 00:20:27,301 --> 00:20:29,596 was a raging success, but looking ahead, 556 00:20:29,621 --> 00:20:31,628 I want to legitimize the competition. 557 00:20:31,653 --> 00:20:33,954 Allow me to introduce next year's new event... 558 00:20:33,988 --> 00:20:35,551 Can you feel that? 559 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,056 Like the name. How's it work? 560 00:20:37,091 --> 00:20:38,394 Yeah, Barry, how does this work? 561 00:20:38,418 --> 00:20:42,052 Best we learn by demonstration. Gentlemen, raise your bats. 562 00:20:42,088 --> 00:20:43,387 W-wait, what? 563 00:20:43,423 --> 00:20:46,957 On your mark. Get set. Go. 564 00:20:46,993 --> 00:20:49,293 Wait! Shouldn't I also have a helmet?! 565 00:20:49,328 --> 00:20:50,361 Can you feel that? 566 00:20:50,396 --> 00:20:51,529 Right there, right there. You feel that? 567 00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:53,531 Nothing? Anything? 568 00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:55,032 Actually, no. 569 00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,700 I support whatever this is. 570 00:20:56,736 --> 00:20:59,248 Hey, Erica! Check me out! I'm tough and sexy! 571 00:20:59,273 --> 00:21:00,471 [Thud] 572 00:21:00,495 --> 00:21:02,495 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com