1 00:00:00,887 --> 00:00:02,586 Oh, yeah. Mmm. 2 00:00:02,722 --> 00:00:05,256 Good year. Good year. 3 00:00:05,391 --> 00:00:07,341 And then I'm just gonna pulse it, pulse it, pulse it. 4 00:00:07,427 --> 00:00:08,642 Bam, done. Okay. 5 00:00:08,761 --> 00:00:12,096 Who wants a Strawberry Latte Bull? 6 00:00:12,231 --> 00:00:13,931 What is that? 7 00:00:14,067 --> 00:00:15,816 Well, it's our three favorite morning beverages. 8 00:00:15,935 --> 00:00:19,070 I'm talking strawberry Quik, decaf coffee, and Red Bull. 9 00:00:19,155 --> 00:00:20,604 - Adam? - Okay. Please. 10 00:00:20,740 --> 00:00:22,323 No, not while I'm handling firearms, 11 00:00:22,442 --> 00:00:24,275 which are what I'm calling my arms now 12 00:00:24,410 --> 00:00:27,445 'cause my muscles are on fire from all this sling-shooting. 13 00:00:27,580 --> 00:00:29,113 - Whatever. - Ders, first up. 14 00:00:29,248 --> 00:00:30,414 - Okay. - There you go, buddy. 15 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:33,584 - Nice and frothy. Mmm. - Mmm. 16 00:00:33,669 --> 00:00:34,668 - Mmm. - Mm-mm. 17 00:00:34,787 --> 00:00:35,870 Mm-mm? What? 18 00:00:35,955 --> 00:00:37,371 - Not good at all. - Not good? 19 00:00:37,457 --> 00:00:38,622 - That's surprising. - That's... yeah. 20 00:00:38,758 --> 00:00:39,874 But I'm gonna choke this one down 21 00:00:39,959 --> 00:00:41,675 because it is symbolic of our friendship. 22 00:00:41,794 --> 00:00:43,127 And that's why you are the quarterback 23 00:00:43,262 --> 00:00:44,712 - of our friendship. - Okay. 24 00:00:44,797 --> 00:00:46,630 So this is what the world's coming to. 25 00:00:46,766 --> 00:00:49,300 Oh, my gosh, this is what the world's coming to. 26 00:00:49,435 --> 00:00:50,351 That's what the world's coming to. 27 00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:51,352 Mm-hmm. 28 00:00:51,471 --> 00:00:52,887 - News boobies. - Yeah. 29 00:00:52,972 --> 00:00:54,021 I couldn't to that if I tried. 30 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:55,689 - Mm. - And I have, actually. 31 00:00:55,808 --> 00:00:57,691 I used to jerk off to a Sears catalog all the time. 32 00:00:57,810 --> 00:00:59,560 Or was it JCPenney's? 33 00:00:59,645 --> 00:01:01,479 Could have been Cabela's, but the chicks were super hot. 34 00:01:01,614 --> 00:01:03,063 - Similar... similar vibes. - Mm. Cabela babe. 35 00:01:03,149 --> 00:01:04,482 Oh, sh... 36 00:01:04,617 --> 00:01:05,783 - What'd you do? - Ah, I just shot it! 37 00:01:05,868 --> 00:01:07,318 - Oh, direct hit! - What? No, no, no. 38 00:01:07,403 --> 00:01:08,786 Hit it right in the face, right in the beak. 39 00:01:08,871 --> 00:01:10,571 - Oh, God, we got to save it. - We got to save her. 40 00:01:10,656 --> 00:01:12,123 - Yeah, no, it's gargling. - No, we have to save her. 41 00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:13,255 - It's gargling. - Dude, Blake. Hey, whoa, whoa. 42 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,209 - Stop, man, it's too late. - It's never too late. 43 00:01:15,328 --> 00:01:16,911 Here, you know what? 44 00:01:16,996 --> 00:01:20,498 Just look at these news boobies. 45 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:23,334 - Oh, yeah. - Those are nice. 46 00:01:32,061 --> 00:01:35,346 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 47 00:01:35,431 --> 00:01:38,516 Yeah, so I was just thinking, maybe at lunch 48 00:01:38,601 --> 00:01:41,986 we could do the proper Magic Johnson hook shot burial, 49 00:01:42,071 --> 00:01:43,687 you know, since he went out like that. 50 00:01:43,823 --> 00:01:45,356 Yeah, but he died in a pool. 51 00:01:45,491 --> 00:01:47,324 - There's honor in that. - Poor little dude. 52 00:01:47,410 --> 00:01:49,193 Actually, I don't even know if it's a dude 53 00:01:49,328 --> 00:01:51,328 because, you know, bird dicks are notoriously hard to locate. 54 00:01:51,414 --> 00:01:52,997 I've been looking all morning. 55 00:01:53,082 --> 00:01:55,032 I've actually spent my childhood locating bird dicks. 56 00:01:55,168 --> 00:01:56,951 - Really? - You guys do that. 57 00:01:57,036 --> 00:01:57,952 - I'm gonna do anything else. - You've got to pinch it. 58 00:01:58,037 --> 00:01:59,203 - Yeah. - Hold that. 59 00:01:59,288 --> 00:02:00,287 - You got to pinch it. - Ah. 60 00:02:00,373 --> 00:02:02,039 They call me Trilly Zane. 61 00:02:02,175 --> 00:02:03,757 Am I the guy that took Rancho Cuca Pizza's 62 00:02:03,876 --> 00:02:06,627 Twitter followers from 200 to 2,100 in 13 months? 63 00:02:06,712 --> 00:02:08,846 Have I left over 20,000 Yelp reviews? 64 00:02:08,931 --> 00:02:11,215 Do I DM with Rainn Wilson on the reg? 65 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:13,350 You bet your SoulPancakes I do. 66 00:02:13,436 --> 00:02:15,302 I have no idea what this guy's talking about, 67 00:02:15,388 --> 00:02:17,805 but he seems... pretty cool. 68 00:02:17,890 --> 00:02:19,557 I came here to do two things... 69 00:02:19,692 --> 00:02:21,475 destroy old media paradigms 70 00:02:21,561 --> 00:02:23,861 and increase sales using the power of viral marketing. 71 00:02:23,946 --> 00:02:26,730 And it looks like we're almost out of old media paradigms. 72 00:02:26,866 --> 00:02:28,065 Was that funny? 73 00:02:28,201 --> 00:02:29,900 - Oh. - I don't know. 74 00:02:29,986 --> 00:02:31,452 But I thought it was an appropriate time to laugh. 75 00:02:31,571 --> 00:02:33,821 - Hey, who is that guy? - He's really funny. 76 00:02:33,906 --> 00:02:35,322 What? Oh, it's me. 77 00:02:35,408 --> 00:02:37,241 - Whoa! - Oh! 78 00:02:37,326 --> 00:02:38,626 Oh, you're the guy from the video that we just watched. 79 00:02:38,744 --> 00:02:39,910 - I just got... - It's me. Trilly Zane. 80 00:02:40,046 --> 00:02:41,328 - Hey, what up? - Oh, yeah, pound it. 81 00:02:41,414 --> 00:02:42,913 - Very cool. - Yeah, no doubt. No doubt. 82 00:02:43,049 --> 00:02:43,964 - Definitely, cool. - Oh, okay. I'll take one. Boom. 83 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:45,242 Sorry to crash the party, 84 00:02:45,267 --> 00:02:47,384 but as you know, millennials are a huge emerging demo. 85 00:02:47,470 --> 00:02:48,469 - Yeah, I've heard that. - I get that, yeah. 86 00:02:48,588 --> 00:02:50,004 For sure, millennials. 87 00:02:50,089 --> 00:02:51,755 And they're jacked into their devices 24/7, 88 00:02:51,891 --> 00:02:54,475 so that means we got to get you guys up on all the socials, 89 00:02:54,594 --> 00:02:58,178 blasting out content, jacking up hits, stacking up followers. 90 00:02:58,264 --> 00:02:59,763 Jacking and stacking, baby. 91 00:02:59,849 --> 00:03:01,732 And then convert all those followers into sales. 92 00:03:01,817 --> 00:03:03,484 And that sounds pretty dope, right? 93 00:03:03,603 --> 00:03:06,987 There is also all-expenses-paid work trip to the Virality Awards 94 00:03:07,106 --> 00:03:09,323 in Lake Havasu to whoever has the highest Klout Score. 95 00:03:09,442 --> 00:03:11,742 - Havasu? Oh, my God. Dude! - Lake Havasu, right? 96 00:03:11,827 --> 00:03:13,410 You're talking about the place where basically 97 00:03:13,496 --> 00:03:14,411 it's all stepmoms with pasties on their boobs... 98 00:03:14,497 --> 00:03:15,863 Okay. 99 00:03:15,948 --> 00:03:17,665 Cruising on speedboats, getting turnt? Yeah. 100 00:03:17,783 --> 00:03:21,869 Nothing but energy drinks and freakin' plan B pills, baby! 101 00:03:21,954 --> 00:03:24,004 That's the kind of life I want to live! 102 00:03:24,123 --> 00:03:25,756 - Okay. - My plan A is plan B. 103 00:03:25,841 --> 00:03:27,174 - Uh-oh. - Oh! 104 00:03:27,293 --> 00:03:28,959 - Y'all forgot something. - The birds. 105 00:03:29,045 --> 00:03:30,629 Great birdwatching. 106 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:33,964 Yeah, the... uh, yeah, I guess, sure. 107 00:03:34,050 --> 00:03:36,884 Wait, uh, Klout Score? How do we get to Havasu? 108 00:03:36,969 --> 00:03:38,302 Oh, oh, I know what it is. 109 00:03:38,387 --> 00:03:39,770 It's like a test you take on Facebook, 110 00:03:39,855 --> 00:03:41,639 - tells you how German you are. - Oh, right. 111 00:03:41,724 --> 00:03:43,274 - Like Ancestry dot... yeah. - No. 112 00:03:43,359 --> 00:03:44,725 Oh, I thought it was like a score 113 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:48,145 that you get from eating a ton of sauerklout 114 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:50,397 on, uh, like, a bratwurst. 115 00:03:50,483 --> 00:03:52,032 - Okay, we got this, then. - Sure. 116 00:03:52,151 --> 00:03:55,486 No. Klout is this super-chill metric that tells you 117 00:03:55,571 --> 00:03:57,871 your social impact across all platforms. 118 00:03:57,990 --> 00:04:00,791 - Whoo, we talking Klout? - 'Cause I got Klout like a mug. 119 00:04:00,876 --> 00:04:02,826 Okay, I'm a beast on Black Twitter, 120 00:04:02,912 --> 00:04:07,214 - like #bootyhadmelikehoo. - Mm. 121 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:09,583 Then I bust out a bunch of hilarious tweets, 122 00:04:09,669 --> 00:04:11,051 and I stay getting faves. 123 00:04:11,170 --> 00:04:13,637 Heck yeah. Okay. Tez, on fleek. 124 00:04:13,723 --> 00:04:14,888 Tez is on fleek. 125 00:04:15,007 --> 00:04:16,507 You look like human banana pudding. 126 00:04:16,642 --> 00:04:17,975 Stay fleeking. 127 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:19,677 - Okay, buddy, let's go. - Okay, ready? 128 00:04:19,762 --> 00:04:23,397 - We are the @3BestFrandz. - 3BestFrandz. 129 00:04:23,516 --> 00:04:26,016 Yeah, and you are tuned into our YouTube page. 130 00:04:26,152 --> 00:04:27,351 - So welcome. - That's right. 131 00:04:27,486 --> 00:04:28,352 Let's introduce ourselves, I guess. 132 00:04:28,487 --> 00:04:29,329 - Okay. - Okay, yeah. 133 00:04:29,465 --> 00:04:31,572 My name's Anders. Call me Ders, though. 134 00:04:31,691 --> 00:04:34,024 Um, who am I? I'm like... 135 00:04:34,110 --> 00:04:36,577 I guess I'm like a country club bad boy, right? 136 00:04:36,696 --> 00:04:40,364 And, uh, I enjoy Phil Collins hits and Tom Collins mix. 137 00:04:40,449 --> 00:04:43,367 Also, I slam 40s and listen to Ty Dolla $ign, though. 138 00:04:43,452 --> 00:04:45,732 So, like, I'm like a cornucopia of fun. Okay. 139 00:04:45,851 --> 00:04:46,920 - Sick. Great job. - All right. 140 00:04:47,039 --> 00:04:49,006 Really, that was solid. 141 00:04:49,091 --> 00:04:50,841 Okay, yeah, hey. What's up? It's Blake, the hair one. 142 00:04:50,926 --> 00:04:52,593 Okay, um, yeah. 143 00:04:52,712 --> 00:04:54,545 I'm just, like, a super-chill laid-back dude, 144 00:04:54,630 --> 00:04:57,381 jokester kind of guy, but also, like, 145 00:04:57,516 --> 00:04:59,550 I get, like, really, like, stressed 146 00:04:59,685 --> 00:05:01,885 and, like, total... have, like, anxiety 147 00:05:01,971 --> 00:05:03,554 in most social situations. 148 00:05:03,689 --> 00:05:04,805 Next person. Please, please. 149 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:06,807 Go. Go. Bail me out. Bail me out. 150 00:05:06,892 --> 00:05:08,275 Yo, what up? 151 00:05:08,394 --> 00:05:10,694 It's Ad-Rock, yeah, boy! 152 00:05:10,780 --> 00:05:12,613 Um, I like, uh... 153 00:05:12,732 --> 00:05:14,615 I like, uh, doing all kinds of stuff. 154 00:05:14,734 --> 00:05:17,067 I like getting weird, and I like working out. 155 00:05:17,203 --> 00:05:20,571 And sometimes I like just chilling and not working out. 156 00:05:20,706 --> 00:05:23,290 And sometimes I, like, smash, like, 42 beers. 157 00:05:23,409 --> 00:05:25,075 And other times I'll just, you know, 158 00:05:25,211 --> 00:05:28,412 just have... just have two, like a-a nice stout. 159 00:05:28,547 --> 00:05:29,963 - Sick. - Cool. 160 00:05:30,082 --> 00:05:31,248 - And, uh, again, we are... - Nailed it. 161 00:05:31,384 --> 00:05:34,752 - @The3BestFrandz. - Okay. 162 00:05:34,887 --> 00:05:36,470 - With an A. - Hashtag. 163 00:05:36,589 --> 00:05:37,588 Thanks for watching. 164 00:05:37,723 --> 00:05:38,722 Tickle. 165 00:05:38,808 --> 00:05:41,892 Hey, don't! 166 00:05:41,977 --> 00:05:43,157 - You did great. - You were good. 167 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,470 - Honestly, really good stuff. - I was good. 168 00:05:44,589 --> 00:05:46,263 Thank you. And so was I, though, you can... 169 00:05:46,399 --> 00:05:47,361 - It goes around. - It goes around. 170 00:05:47,496 --> 00:05:48,730 All right, Tres Delinquentes. 171 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,350 What does that say right there? 172 00:05:50,436 --> 00:05:51,935 - Two views. - Yeah. 173 00:05:52,071 --> 00:05:53,604 It says people are not engaging with your brands. 174 00:05:53,689 --> 00:05:55,022 You've got to focus more on curating 175 00:05:55,107 --> 00:05:56,824 your individual personas. 176 00:05:56,942 --> 00:05:58,692 I mean, Blake, you're a super-chill millennial teen, 177 00:05:58,778 --> 00:06:01,195 so don't go around telling me that you've got anxiety. 178 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,997 Now go bust out some super-chill rando vids on Snapchat 179 00:06:04,116 --> 00:06:05,332 with this rad land paddleboard. 180 00:06:05,451 --> 00:06:06,750 Oh, all right. Yeah. 181 00:06:06,836 --> 00:06:08,118 - I like that. That's cool. - Yeah. 182 00:06:08,254 --> 00:06:09,453 So we're selling these now? 183 00:06:09,588 --> 00:06:11,755 He is. You're selling 9/11 memorabilia 184 00:06:11,841 --> 00:06:14,124 because you are a mature all-American conservative. 185 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:15,793 You are human khakis. 186 00:06:15,928 --> 00:06:18,929 Yeah, I mean, 9/11. Love it, but Ty Dolla $ign... 187 00:06:19,014 --> 00:06:21,548 Forget about Ty Dolla $ign. Never forget about 9/11. 188 00:06:21,634 --> 00:06:22,716 Sure, yeah. 189 00:06:22,802 --> 00:06:23,717 So now go jump on LinkedIn. 190 00:06:23,803 --> 00:06:24,935 Link out with your dink out. 191 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,970 - Sick. - Okay, now do me. Do me. 192 00:06:27,106 --> 00:06:30,057 Have you ever heard of a man named Dan Bilzerian? 193 00:06:30,142 --> 00:06:32,470 Dan Bilzerian? From Instagram? 194 00:06:32,555 --> 00:06:33,694 He's like... he's like... isn't he... 195 00:06:33,822 --> 00:06:34,856 he's like my hero. 196 00:06:34,942 --> 00:06:38,065 I freakin' carry a photo of him in my pocket. 197 00:06:38,150 --> 00:06:40,984 He's just scratching his beard. "What am I thinking of?" 198 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,024 I'll tell you what he's thinking of: 199 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,771 pussy, money, respect. 200 00:06:43,856 --> 00:06:45,322 Yeah. 201 00:06:45,407 --> 00:06:47,324 And I got all those things. 202 00:06:47,426 --> 00:06:48,691 Except for I don't. I'm lying to you. 203 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,824 I'm-I'm actually pretty lonely. 204 00:06:50,849 --> 00:06:53,547 This is The Sleeve Cleaver. 205 00:06:53,666 --> 00:06:55,165 It'll take any shirt 206 00:06:55,301 --> 00:06:57,649 and turn it into a tank top in less than a second. 207 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,837 Okay, I'm not just gonna sell this. 208 00:06:59,922 --> 00:07:02,359 I'm gonna devote my life to it. 209 00:07:02,444 --> 00:07:03,899 - Okay? - I love it. Careful. 210 00:07:04,035 --> 00:07:05,522 - They will cut your fingers off. - Okay. 211 00:07:12,173 --> 00:07:13,422 Let's be sure and tag each other, 212 00:07:13,507 --> 00:07:14,957 so we can stack some hits, 213 00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:16,291 and then whoever's got the most Klout 214 00:07:16,377 --> 00:07:17,676 takes the other two people to Havasu. 215 00:07:17,795 --> 00:07:18,877 - That's smart. - Lake Havasu? 216 00:07:18,963 --> 00:07:20,763 More like "Blake, be there soon." 217 00:07:21,966 --> 00:07:23,298 You are inviting us, though, right? 218 00:07:23,384 --> 00:07:25,217 - Yeah. Hold up, though. - Check your phones. 219 00:07:26,470 --> 00:07:29,471 Oh, my God. You followed me. 220 00:07:29,557 --> 00:07:32,307 - I feel all warm and fuzzy. - Hey, and guess what. 221 00:07:32,443 --> 00:07:34,309 You guys just got another follower. 222 00:07:34,395 --> 00:07:36,311 - Who? Ders. - Yeah. 223 00:07:36,447 --> 00:07:37,780 I didn't get it yet. 224 00:07:37,865 --> 00:07:38,864 - You sent it? - Whoa, I just got a follower. 225 00:07:38,983 --> 00:07:41,116 Who's @SilliestJilly? 226 00:07:41,202 --> 00:07:42,951 Oh, that's me. That's me. 227 00:07:43,037 --> 00:07:45,704 I'm so excited to be following @Dersmerica 228 00:07:45,823 --> 00:07:50,125 and @YungChillunerr and @AdamnBilzarian. 229 00:07:50,211 --> 00:07:52,127 I, like, can't wait to see what you guys do. 230 00:07:52,213 --> 00:07:54,213 I'm on, like, everything social media, 231 00:07:54,331 --> 00:07:56,048 so follow me back. 232 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:58,000 - Awesome, very cool. - Get out of my way! 233 00:07:58,135 --> 00:07:59,334 - Oh, ouch! - Bill, what's wrong with you? 234 00:07:59,420 --> 00:08:01,136 - Ouch, Bill. - My Klout Score. 235 00:08:01,222 --> 00:08:02,671 Everything was going so well. 236 00:08:02,757 --> 00:08:04,339 I had 20 followers on Twitter, 237 00:08:04,475 --> 00:08:07,476 then got 45 likes on a meme I posted on IG. 238 00:08:07,561 --> 00:08:11,396 And then I got cocky and tried Periscope. 239 00:08:11,515 --> 00:08:13,682 - Cocky Periscope. - Yeah, I've heard of that. 240 00:08:13,818 --> 00:08:15,350 It's when you pull your cocky out 241 00:08:15,436 --> 00:08:17,419 and put it through the sunroof of a moving vehicle. 242 00:08:17,521 --> 00:08:18,904 - Mm-hmm. - Right? Is it? 243 00:08:19,023 --> 00:08:21,240 No, it's livestreaming video. 244 00:08:21,358 --> 00:08:22,691 - So not what I said. - No. 245 00:08:22,827 --> 00:08:24,159 - That's cool, though. - Okay. 246 00:08:24,245 --> 00:08:25,494 It's livestreaming video. 247 00:08:25,579 --> 00:08:26,612 And I accidentally yelled the F word 248 00:08:26,697 --> 00:08:28,247 and not even in a mean way. 249 00:08:28,365 --> 00:08:30,833 I was just talking about gay people. Now I'm ruined. 250 00:08:30,918 --> 00:08:32,251 Poor guy. 251 00:08:32,369 --> 00:08:34,753 Note to self... don't try Periscope. 252 00:08:34,872 --> 00:08:36,839 Check it out... my dumbass dad 253 00:08:36,924 --> 00:08:40,759 fell asleep while waiting to pick me up from school. 254 00:08:40,878 --> 00:08:42,544 We're about to clown this fool. 255 00:08:50,302 --> 00:08:52,137 -- Oh! Oh! 256 00:08:52,223 --> 00:08:55,023 God damn it, Son! 257 00:08:55,109 --> 00:08:57,376 Suck it, Dad. Sorry, not sorry. 258 00:08:57,512 --> 00:09:00,753 God, you stupid... you're so stupid, @YungChillunerr. 259 00:09:01,949 --> 00:09:03,482 You're so stupid, @YungChillunerr. 260 00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:04,533 Okay, just say it once. 261 00:09:06,403 --> 00:09:09,071 Psst. Hey, Brenda! Hold this. 262 00:09:09,206 --> 00:09:10,789 - Did you get it? - Yep, yep, yep. 263 00:09:10,908 --> 00:09:12,491 - Follow me, @AdamnBilzarian. - Got it. Let's go. 264 00:09:12,576 --> 00:09:13,992 - Instagram. - Got it. Got it. Go. Go. 265 00:09:16,130 --> 00:09:17,913 America. 266 00:09:18,048 --> 00:09:19,915 It's an idea. 267 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,633 Bootstraps. 268 00:09:21,752 --> 00:09:23,051 The call of an eagle. 269 00:09:23,137 --> 00:09:24,963 We're not France. 270 00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:26,923 We like French fries, though. 271 00:09:27,058 --> 00:09:28,391 "Star-Spangled Banner." 272 00:09:28,476 --> 00:09:30,643 Purple magic mountain majesty. 273 00:09:30,762 --> 00:09:33,730 I don't even know what it means, but I salute it. 274 00:09:33,815 --> 00:09:36,766 Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these. 275 00:09:36,901 --> 00:09:38,434 Sure, it sounds Asian, 276 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,820 but I guarantee you it was written by an American. 277 00:09:40,939 --> 00:09:42,855 That's what I'm talking about. 278 00:09:42,941 --> 00:09:45,658 When I pop this balloon with my sling-shoot, 279 00:09:45,777 --> 00:09:47,610 you're gonna be hosed with Muscle Milk. 280 00:09:47,696 --> 00:09:50,079 Now... now don't act cold or sad. 281 00:09:50,165 --> 00:09:51,831 I know that'll be the initial feeling. 282 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:52,999 You're supposed to be sexy, okay? 283 00:09:53,118 --> 00:09:54,367 We're going sexy. Ready? 284 00:09:54,452 --> 00:09:57,203 Hey, Anders, are you with us or, like... 285 00:09:57,288 --> 00:09:58,921 - What? - Oh, sorry, dudes. 286 00:09:59,007 --> 00:10:01,124 Please call me Andy Holmes, guys. 287 00:10:01,259 --> 00:10:03,459 Just sounds more American for my brand. 288 00:10:03,545 --> 00:10:05,845 I won't do that. Ready, Blake? 289 00:10:05,964 --> 00:10:07,964 Yep. 290 00:10:08,049 --> 00:10:10,183 Ooh, yeah! 291 00:10:10,301 --> 00:10:11,267 All right, look at the camera. 292 00:10:11,352 --> 00:10:13,970 I'm rich! 293 00:10:16,524 --> 00:10:18,725 - Hey, Dad. - Yeah, Son? 294 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:20,977 What are those? 295 00:10:21,112 --> 00:10:22,395 - They're my shoes. - Smack cam! 296 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:26,032 - What? - Oh! 297 00:10:26,151 --> 00:10:27,867 God damn it, YungChillunerr! 298 00:10:27,986 --> 00:10:29,152 Suck it, Dad! 299 00:10:29,287 --> 00:10:32,223 I would... I would... I would never do that. 300 00:10:33,148 --> 00:10:35,624 You guys want a hit off my Strawberry Latte Bull? 301 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,177 No, no, no, I'm just gonna drink the Red Bull. 302 00:10:38,296 --> 00:10:39,128 And coffee here. 303 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,263 Whatever. Don't care. 304 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,681 There's my boys, 305 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:45,134 Rancho's three biggest web celebs. 306 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,602 You think I'm a celeb? 307 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:47,970 Totes McGoats, man. 308 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,954 You've been cranking out some epic content. 309 00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:50,973 Appreciate it. 310 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,642 So you ready to leverage your brand outside of your core demo? 311 00:10:52,727 --> 00:10:54,143 Sure. 312 00:10:54,229 --> 00:10:56,279 - You tell me. - Uh, then check it. 313 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,814 This is the EZ Egger. 314 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,949 Ooh, I like it. Impressive. 315 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,367 What's... what does it do? 316 00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:04,153 It makes cooking eggs up to 65% easier. 317 00:11:04,239 --> 00:11:05,822 - Uh, yeah. - Eggs are tough. 318 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,490 I'm not sure that's on brand for me, bro. 319 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,492 Yeah, my flock doesn't like to cut corners, 320 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,327 so count me out. 321 00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:13,162 Yeah, it... it really doesn't matter at this point, man. 322 00:11:13,248 --> 00:11:14,664 I mean, your followers should buy whatever you tell them. 323 00:11:14,749 --> 00:11:15,798 That's why they're called followers. 324 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,500 - Okay. - Yeah. 325 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:18,801 That's why they're called followers. 326 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:19,886 - Yeah. - Is it... 327 00:11:20,004 --> 00:11:21,387 Where's my coconut water? 328 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,806 I told corporate this was non-negosh. 329 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,842 - Alice! - Alice! 330 00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:27,477 - He's pissed. - Man, later. 331 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:28,845 Trilly's... Trilly's the best. 332 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,396 Hey, you guys need to clear out of here. 333 00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,231 I'm gonna film a new Instagram video where 334 00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:35,852 I karate chop my head through a vodka-infused candied ham. 335 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,520 I'm calling it a "feast of strength." 336 00:11:37,605 --> 00:11:40,406 No, you can't, because I'm about to christen this 337 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,358 the "Ronald Reagan Memorial Break Room," so... 338 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:45,361 Mmm, no, you guys are gonna have to leave. 339 00:11:45,447 --> 00:11:49,832 But luckily for you, you bought yourself a few extra minutes 340 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,034 because I have to go poo-poo. 341 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,035 - All right. - Go take a Blake. 342 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,287 I'll be back. 343 00:11:54,372 --> 00:11:55,455 Yeah, don't forget to wipe your... 344 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,540 Uh, what are you? Andy? 345 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:58,791 I don't know what you're calling yourself, you idiot. 346 00:11:58,877 --> 00:12:00,460 You wish. 347 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:03,713 Hey, uh, noticed you hadn't connected with me on LinkedIn. 348 00:12:03,798 --> 00:12:04,931 So if you could do that, that'd be great. 349 00:12:05,049 --> 00:12:06,265 Thanks. 350 00:12:06,384 --> 00:12:10,970 LinkedIn is for lame old try-hards. 351 00:12:11,055 --> 00:12:12,722 Are you calling me old? 352 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,440 Hey, never forget 9/11. 353 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,610 Also, never forget how old you really are. 354 00:12:17,729 --> 00:12:18,778 Oh. 355 00:12:18,897 --> 00:12:20,730 I want to see a birth certificate. 356 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,399 Oh, let me see your ID, 'cause I'm pretty sure it reads Anders. 357 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,701 Hmm? Doesn't sound very American to me, does it? 358 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,236 You freakin' birther. 359 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,738 - I'm American. - Let's see a birth certificate. 360 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,239 Oh, well, let's see what your real name is. 361 00:12:30,325 --> 00:12:31,657 - It's Anders... - All right, time's up. 362 00:12:31,743 --> 00:12:33,709 There is no way you wiped your butt. 363 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,711 Uh, yeah, no, I didn't have to wipe, 364 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,079 because it came out in just one... 365 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,498 it just fell right out. 366 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,166 - Time to freakin' go. - You know what? 367 00:12:40,251 --> 00:12:41,801 Both you guys suck. 368 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,754 I'm gonna stack some Klout points and go to Havasu solo. 369 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,222 Oh, my gosh. 370 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,508 I can't believe you're all together IRL. 371 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,426 Uh, could I get a quick selfie for Facebook? 372 00:12:50,512 --> 00:12:52,512 - Uh... - Me in a photo with these guys? 373 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:53,930 I don't think so. 374 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,148 Yeah, but you guys are the @The3BestFrandz. 375 00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:57,600 Uh, not anymore. 376 00:12:57,685 --> 00:12:59,268 I can't be in a picture with these guys. 377 00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:01,070 It's just... wouldn't make sense, really. 378 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,690 Well, but I'm a Blaker Girl, and I'm an Adam Madam. 379 00:13:04,776 --> 00:13:06,659 - And I'm Randy for Andy. - That's not his real name. 380 00:13:06,778 --> 00:13:08,578 - I can't choose one. - Well, you kind of have to. 381 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:09,862 - Yeah. - Don't be stupid. 382 00:13:09,948 --> 00:13:11,781 It's whoever's best at social media. 383 00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:13,115 - Pick one of us right now. - Please don't do this to me! 384 00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:14,700 - Just choose one! - What are we doing? 385 00:13:14,786 --> 00:13:17,253 - You pick one of us! - Gosh damn it, boys! 386 00:13:17,355 --> 00:13:21,424 What are we gonna do come Christmas? 387 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,959 I loved you! 388 00:13:23,044 --> 00:13:24,544 All of you! 389 00:13:30,903 --> 00:13:32,653 America. 390 00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:35,272 Farmers, chickens, eggs. 391 00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:36,991 The foundation of life, 392 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:40,160 regardless of whatever Planned Parenthood tells you. 393 00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:44,081 But I always say, when life tries to hard-boil you, 394 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:45,449 just hard-boil eggs 395 00:13:45,584 --> 00:13:48,452 in under three minutes with the EZ Egger. 396 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:51,839 Real hard-boiled eggs. 397 00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:52,873 That's good. 398 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,425 God bless America. 399 00:13:54,510 --> 00:13:57,878 Get ready to soar once again. 400 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,630 - Ah! - Oh! 401 00:13:59,765 --> 00:14:02,182 Oh, that old yuppie just hit a baby bald eagle! 402 00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:05,602 Who did that? What was that? 403 00:14:05,688 --> 00:14:09,807 Remember to follow me, YungChillunerr on Snapchat. 404 00:14:09,942 --> 00:14:10,974 I see you! 405 00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:12,609 You know how it is. 406 00:14:12,695 --> 00:14:14,445 You're vaped out of your mind. You're starving. 407 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:15,696 You got the munchies. 408 00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:17,314 All you want is some cooked eggs, 409 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,901 but to make them is... 410 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,286 freakin' hard. 411 00:14:22,371 --> 00:14:24,988 It sucks, but not anymore. 412 00:14:25,124 --> 00:14:26,490 Now it's really easy. 413 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:27,574 Hey, Son. 414 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,626 Have you seen my EZ Egger? 415 00:14:29,712 --> 00:14:31,495 Uh, no. 416 00:14:31,630 --> 00:14:32,796 Why don't you check your butt, 417 00:14:32,882 --> 00:14:35,733 where you keep everything else, Dad? 418 00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:38,385 EZ Egger. 419 00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:40,054 Okay. 420 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:43,424 Shyeah. 421 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:49,513 How unfortunate to hear about all the Internet backlash, 422 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:50,931 but I suppose the truth 423 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,816 was going to rear its ugly head sooner or later. 424 00:14:52,902 --> 00:14:53,817 Okay, cut the camera. Yeah, right. 425 00:14:53,903 --> 00:14:55,569 What are you talking about? 426 00:14:55,688 --> 00:14:58,772 Well, I guess someone leaked a pic of your birth certificate 427 00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:01,108 and posted it on Vine. 428 00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:02,526 Oops. 429 00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:06,530 Karl, give me my phone. 430 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,366 Wait, you can't... 431 00:15:09,502 --> 00:15:11,535 I hate you, Ders! 432 00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:14,505 I hate you! I got to go, Karl. 433 00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:17,040 - I got to go. - Okay. Okay. 434 00:15:17,176 --> 00:15:20,127 Oh, hey, are you gonna eat these eggs? 435 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,179 Okay, going to the 60-second rule. 436 00:15:22,264 --> 00:15:23,380 It's all me, baby. 437 00:15:23,516 --> 00:15:25,549 Hope you're happy, Andy, 438 00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:27,017 because my Klout Score is ruined. 439 00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:29,386 Oh, give it a rest, Henderson. 440 00:15:29,522 --> 00:15:31,805 You know you brought this hellfire down on both of us. 441 00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:33,223 Doesn't matter anymore. 442 00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:35,058 Neither of us are going to Lake Havasu now. 443 00:15:35,194 --> 00:15:36,727 Oh, well, maybe Adam can go. 444 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,312 Yeah, maybe I could go 445 00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:41,398 if Instagram didn't just shut down my account. 446 00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:43,233 - What? - Oh, so you sabotaged him too. 447 00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:44,902 Don't give me too much credit. I wish I did that. 448 00:15:45,037 --> 00:15:46,653 That's... that's not what happened. 449 00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:49,573 I tried to hold a contest for sickest tank pic of the day, 450 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:53,377 and then this girl, she showed me, uh, a pic of her jambos. 451 00:15:53,462 --> 00:15:56,547 And so I was like, this deserves more than a repost, 452 00:15:56,632 --> 00:15:57,915 - which was going to be the prize. - Right. 453 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,216 But I know how chicks work. 454 00:15:59,301 --> 00:16:00,634 It's tick for tack. 455 00:16:00,753 --> 00:16:01,822 She wanted to see the D. You know what I mean? 456 00:16:01,907 --> 00:16:03,132 - Yeah. - Yeah. 457 00:16:03,217 --> 00:16:04,471 So I sent her a picture of my dick, 458 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:05,639 and instead of sending it to her, 459 00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:07,257 I posted it on the Instagram. 460 00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:09,259 - Oh, you're on blast. - Uh-oh. 461 00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:10,477 I mean, I still got the jambo pic. 462 00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:11,845 - You want to see it? - Yeah. 463 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,347 - Oh, yeah. - Those are sweater pups. 464 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,265 - Oh, nice. - They're good, right? 465 00:16:15,401 --> 00:16:17,317 They're good. They're my cousin Tracy's. 466 00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:18,685 They are nice. 467 00:16:18,771 --> 00:16:19,736 Shwha? Hmm? 468 00:16:19,822 --> 00:16:21,186 Oh. Okay. I'm sorry. 469 00:16:21,305 --> 00:16:23,004 I didn't know that when I sent the dick pic. 470 00:16:23,139 --> 00:16:25,325 I should've known, because I know those tits. 471 00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:26,693 - Yeah. - DeMamps. 472 00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:28,162 We're known for our giant titties. 473 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,196 - Some of the men too. - Guys. 474 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,165 Hey, guys. Question. 475 00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:32,666 What happened to us? 476 00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,368 I mean, look at... this is insane. 477 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:36,036 We're not these dumb brands, right? 478 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,538 - Right. - I know it, man. 479 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,373 I mean, we used to just be three best friends 480 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:42,092 who liked looking at, you know, big ol' chumbawumbas. 481 00:16:42,178 --> 00:16:43,794 We're just horny, horny titty boys. 482 00:16:43,929 --> 00:16:45,212 Would've seen a lot of them in Havasu. 483 00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,181 But we're not going. That's right. 484 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:49,049 All the stepmoms with the pasties on speedboats 485 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,801 getting turnt up? 486 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,803 - Bye-bye. - And birdwatching. 487 00:16:52,938 --> 00:16:55,355 And the birdwatching. 488 00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:57,357 Wait a second. 489 00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,026 There's one more thing we can do. 490 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,811 It'll get our Klout Scores right through the roof. 491 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,563 But if we mess it up, 492 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,615 I'm serious when I say we can never show our faces 493 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,233 on the Internet ever again. 494 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:08,068 Tell us. 495 00:17:08,187 --> 00:17:09,453 Periscope. 496 00:17:09,538 --> 00:17:10,954 Yep. Yeah. 497 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,322 You guys get the car with the moonroof, 498 00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:14,157 and I'll be ready to hang my thang. 499 00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:15,826 I'm having a big day, actually. 500 00:17:15,961 --> 00:17:17,327 - But we don't need... - Yeah. 501 00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:18,545 It doesn't... 502 00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:20,671 - Just let him do it. - Yeah. 503 00:17:21,584 --> 00:17:23,166 What's going on? 504 00:17:23,302 --> 00:17:24,835 Maybe one of you guys can do it. 505 00:17:36,937 --> 00:17:38,853 All right. What's up? All right, everybody. 506 00:17:38,939 --> 00:17:40,355 We're gonna get back to the craft beers 507 00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:41,990 and vegan hot dogs in a hot sec. 508 00:17:42,074 --> 00:17:44,658 But real quick, just want to officially announce 509 00:17:44,744 --> 00:17:46,744 the TAC Social Media Brandbassador 510 00:17:46,862 --> 00:17:48,579 with the highest Klout Score 511 00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:51,532 who's gonna be rolling deep with me to the Virality Awards 512 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:53,000 in Lake Havasu. 513 00:17:53,085 --> 00:17:55,369 Say my name! Everybody! 514 00:17:55,471 --> 00:17:57,037 Not so fast, punk! 515 00:17:57,173 --> 00:17:58,922 Yo, yo, yo. 516 00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:02,710 It's @The3BestFrandz, coming to you live on Periscope! 517 00:18:02,795 --> 00:18:04,378 - Hi! - Ah! 518 00:18:04,513 --> 00:18:06,013 We've got something to tell you guys. 519 00:18:06,098 --> 00:18:09,049 How many of you are sick of pretending 520 00:18:09,185 --> 00:18:11,552 you're someone you aren't just to get followers? 521 00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:13,721 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. For example, Ghostman. 522 00:18:13,856 --> 00:18:15,939 We all know that you're not in a biker gang, man. 523 00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:18,192 You had a poem published in the newspaper last week. 524 00:18:18,277 --> 00:18:20,227 That was my wife's obituary. 525 00:18:20,363 --> 00:18:21,895 - Yes. - Oh. 526 00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:24,064 And then, Waymond, you're not Redfoo. 527 00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:26,233 No one wants to party rock at your house tonight. 528 00:18:26,318 --> 00:18:27,901 Take off those stupid [bleep] glasses. 529 00:18:27,987 --> 00:18:29,486 You look like an idiot. 530 00:18:29,572 --> 00:18:31,405 And by golly, the same goes for you, Diane. 531 00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:32,740 You don't have to carry around 532 00:18:32,825 --> 00:18:34,908 the stereotypical Chinese geisha fan 533 00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:36,910 to get followers, okay? 534 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:44,585 I'm not sure what you said, 535 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,054 but delete whatever he told you to be, okay? 536 00:18:47,139 --> 00:18:48,922 Delete that. Feel good. 537 00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:50,424 - She... she gets it. - Yep. 538 00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:51,842 Here's the main target, right here. 539 00:18:51,927 --> 00:18:53,427 - Tez, my man, what's up, dude? - Hey. 540 00:18:53,512 --> 00:18:54,812 - Come on. - Right. 541 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:56,263 You got to quit faking the funk, bro, 542 00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:58,766 because we know who you are. 543 00:18:58,851 --> 00:19:00,984 And you don't got to do all this to rule Black Twitter, okay? 544 00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:03,437 - You're working a little hard. - Yeah, you're complex, dude. 545 00:19:03,522 --> 00:19:05,939 You're more than just, you know, what we're looking at here. 546 00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:07,107 - Right. - You're right, Blake. 547 00:19:07,243 --> 00:19:09,943 Get this gold off of my neck. 548 00:19:10,029 --> 00:19:11,278 And you know what? 549 00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:12,746 I'm going speed skating after work. 550 00:19:12,832 --> 00:19:14,581 And if anybody got a problem with it, 551 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,283 you can kiss my aerodynamic, 552 00:19:16,368 --> 00:19:19,420 bodysuit-wearing, natural black, hairy ass. 553 00:19:19,505 --> 00:19:21,004 - All right. - There's a visual. 554 00:19:21,123 --> 00:19:22,122 - Very disgusting. - We don't want to do that. 555 00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,123 - Okay, yeah. - But thank you. 556 00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:25,125 Deleting all this bull[bleep]. 557 00:19:25,261 --> 00:19:26,627 Hey, I don't know about you guys, 558 00:19:26,762 --> 00:19:29,213 but I'm sick of worrying about my followers, 559 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,265 and I'm ready to care about my friends, all right? 560 00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:34,518 Yeah. I'm sick of pretending to be a brand for likes. 561 00:19:34,637 --> 00:19:36,103 Yeah. I'm not a brand. 562 00:19:36,188 --> 00:19:37,187 I'm a man. 563 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,889 - And we are men! - Yep. 564 00:19:38,974 --> 00:19:40,140 - And some of us are women. - Yeah. 565 00:19:40,226 --> 00:19:41,608 Not brands. 566 00:19:41,694 --> 00:19:44,962 - Delete your apps! - Yes. 567 00:19:45,097 --> 00:19:47,397 Delete your apps! Delete your apps! 568 00:19:47,483 --> 00:19:49,066 Okay. All right. 569 00:19:49,151 --> 00:19:50,651 - Okay, okay, everybody. - Delete your apps! 570 00:19:50,786 --> 00:19:52,402 - Delete... - Uh, Alice? 571 00:19:52,488 --> 00:19:54,404 Alice, seems like this is getting a little out of control? 572 00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:56,206 Nah, the Internet is garbage. 573 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,407 - Garbage? - Okay, great. 574 00:19:57,493 --> 00:19:58,408 Well, you can just tell corporate 575 00:19:58,494 --> 00:20:00,160 that you hate the future. 576 00:20:00,296 --> 00:20:02,913 Oh, or why don't I tell corporate that ever since 577 00:20:02,998 --> 00:20:05,966 you signed these knuckleheads up for the "Internet," 578 00:20:06,051 --> 00:20:08,418 we haven't had a single sale? 579 00:20:08,504 --> 00:20:11,274 - Delete your apps! - Yeah! 580 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:12,756 - Delete your apps! - Yeah! 581 00:20:12,842 --> 00:20:14,508 - Delete your apps! - All right. All right, fine. 582 00:20:14,643 --> 00:20:15,976 - Delete your apps! - You know what? 583 00:20:16,061 --> 00:20:17,845 I was gonna give y'all a beta invite 584 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:20,647 to B.J. Novak's new app, but you can forget about it. 585 00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:22,900 Hey, there's still one score left. 586 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:27,688 @The3BestFrandz? 587 00:20:29,942 --> 00:20:31,492 I'm going to Havasu! 588 00:20:31,577 --> 00:20:33,559 - We're going to Havasu, baby! - Birdwatching! 589 00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:49,490 Oh, oh, oh, [Bleep]. 590 00:20:49,537 --> 00:20:51,537 That's [Bleep] awesome. 591 00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:53,664 Let's watch that again. 592 00:20:54,347 --> 00:20:56,347 I'm so [Bleep] dickhead.