1
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Oh, yeah. Mmm.

2
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Good year. Good year.

3
00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,163
And then I'm just gonna
pulse it, pulse it, pulse it.

4
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Bam, done. Okay.

5
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Who wants
a strawberry latte bull?

6
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What is that?

7
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Well, it's our three favorite
morning beverages.

8
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I'm talking strawberry Quik,
decaf coffee, and Red Bull.

9
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- Adam?
- Okay. Please.

10
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No, not while
I'm handling firearms,

11
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which are what
I'm calling my arms now

12
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'cause my muscles are on fire
from all this sling-shooting.

13
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Whatever. Ders, first up.

14
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- Okay.
- There you go, buddy.

15
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- Nice and frothy. Mmm.
- Mmm.

16
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- Mmm.
- Mmm-mm.

17
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Mmm-mm? What?

18
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- Not good at all.
- Not good?

19
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- That's surprising.
- That's... Yeah.

20
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But I'm gonna choke this one down
because it is symbolic of our friendship.

21
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And that's why you are
the quarterback of our friendship.

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Okay.

23
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So this is what the world's coming to.

24
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Oh, my gosh, this is what
the world's coming to.

25
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That's what the world's coming to.

26
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Mmm-hmm. News boobies.

27
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- Yeah.
- I couldn't come to that if I tried.

28
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- Mmm.
- And I have, actually.

29
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I used to jerk off
to a Sears catalog all the time.

30
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Or was it JCPenney's?

31
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Could have been Cabela's,
but the chicks were super-hot.

32
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- Similar... Similar vibes.
- Mmm. Cabela babe.

33
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Oh, sh...

34
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- What'd you do?
- Ah, I just shot it!

35
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- Oh, direct hit!
- What? No, no, no.

36
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Hit it right in the face, right in the beak.

37
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- Oh, God, we got to save it.
- We got to save her.

38
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- Yeah, no, it's gargling.
- No, we have to save her.

39
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- It's gargling.
- Dude, Blake. Hey, whoa, whoa.

40
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- Stop, man, it's too late.
- It's never too late.

41
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Here, you know what?

42
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Just look at these news boobies.

43
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Oh, yeah. Those are nice.

44
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<b><font color="#0E7521">Ripped & Corrected By mstoll</font></b>

45
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<i>I'm fresh</i>

46
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<i>You gotta, you gotta
You gotta, gotta</i>

47
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<i>Gotta be fresh</i>

48
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Yeah, so I was just thinking,
maybe at lunch

49
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we could do the proper
Magic Johnson hook shot burial,

50
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you know,
since he went out like that.

51
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Yeah, but he died in a pool.
There's honor in that.

52
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Poor little dude.

53
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Actually, I don't even know
if it's a dude because, you know,

54
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bird dicks
are notoriously hard to locate.

55
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I've been looking all morning.

56
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I've actually spent my childhood
locating bird dicks.

57
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- Really?
- You guys do that.

58
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- I'm gonna do anything else.
- You've got to pinch it.

59
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- Yeah.
- Hold that.

60
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- You got to pinch it.
- Ah.

61
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<i>They call me Trilly Zane.</i>

62
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<i>Am I the guy
that took Rancho Cuca Pizza's</i>

63
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<i>Twitter followers
from 200 to 2, 100 in 13 months?</i>

64
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<i>Have I left over 20,000 Yelp reviews?</i>

65
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<i>Do I DM with Rainn Wilson on the reg?</i>

66
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<i>You bet your soul-pancakes I do.</i>

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I have no idea
what this guy's talking about,

68
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but he seems... Pretty cool.

69
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<i>I came here to do two things.</i>

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<i>Destroy old media paradigms,</i>

71
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<i>and increase sales using
the power of viral marketing.</i>

72
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<i>And it looks like we're almost
out of old media paradigms.</i>

73
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Was that funny?

74
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- Oh.
- I don't know.

75
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But I thought it was
an appropriate time to laugh.

76
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Hey, who is that guy?
He's really funny.

77
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What? Oh, it's me.

78
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- Whoa!
- Oh!

79
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Oh, you're the guy from
the video that we just watched.

80
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- I just got...
- It's me. Trilly Zane.

81
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- Hey, what up?
- Oh, yeah, pound it.

82
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- Very cool.
- Yeah, no doubt. No doubt.

83
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- Definitely, cool.
- Oh, okay. I'll take one. Boom.

84
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Sorry to crash the party,

85
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but as you know, millennials
are a huge emerging demo.

86
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- Yeah, I've heard that.
- I get that, yeah.

87
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For sure, millennials.

88
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And they're jacked into their devices 24/7,

89
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so that means we got to get
you guys up on all the socials,

90
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blasting out content,
jacking up hits, stacking up followers.

91
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Jacking and stacking, baby.

92
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And then convert
all those followers into sales.

93
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And that sounds pretty dope, right?

94
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There is also all-expenses-paid
work trip to the Virality Awards

95
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in Lake Havasu to whoever has
the highest klout score.

96
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- Havasu? Oh, my God. Dude!
- Lake Havasu, right?

97
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You're talking about
the place where, basically,

98
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it's all stepmoms
with pasties on their boobs...

99
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Okay.

100
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Cruising on speedboats, getting turnt? Yeah.

101
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Nothing but energy drinks
and freakin' plan B pills, baby!

102
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That's the kind of life
I want to live!

103
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- Okay.
- My plan A is plan B.

104
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- Uh-oh.
- Oh!

105
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Y'all forgot something.
The birds.

106
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Great birdwatching.

107
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Yeah, the...
Uh, yeah, I guess, sure.

108
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Wait, uh, klout score?
How do we get to Havasu?

109
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Oh, oh, I know what it is.

110
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It's like a test you take on Facebook,

111
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- tells you how German you are.
- Oh, right.

112
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- Like ancestry dot... Yeah.
- No.

113
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Oh, I thought it was
like a score that you get

114
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from eating a ton of sauerklout

115
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on, uh, like, a bratwurst.

116
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Okay, we got this, then.

117
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No. Klout is this super-chill
metric that tells you

118
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your social impact
across all platforms.

119
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Whoo, we talking klout?
'Cause I got klout like a mug.

120
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Okay, I'm a beast on black Twitter,

121
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Mmm.

122
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Then I bust out a bunch of hilarious tweets,
and I stay getting faves.

123
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Heck yeah. Okay.
Tez, on fleek.

124
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Tez is on fleek.

125
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You look like
human banana pudding.

126
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Stay fleeking.

127
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- Okay, buddy, let's go.
- Okay, ready?

128
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<i>- We are the @3bestfrandz.
- 3bestfrandz.</i>

129
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<i>Yeah, and you are tuned
into our YouTube page.</i>

130
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- So welcome.
- That's right.

131
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Let's introduce ourselves, I guess.

132
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- Okay.
- Okay, yeah.

133
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<i>My name's Anders.
Call me Ders, though.</i>

134
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<i>Um, who am I? I'm like...</i>

135
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<i>I guess I'm like
a country club bad boy, right?</i>

136
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<i>And, uh, I enjoy Phil Collins hits
and Tom Collins mix.</i>

137
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<i>Also, I slam 40s and listen
to Ty Dolla $ ign, though.</i>

138
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<i>So, like, I'm like
a cornucopia of fun. Okay.</i>

139
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- Sick. Great job.
- All right.

140
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Really, that was solid.

141
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<i>Okay, yeah, hey. What's up?
It's Blake, the hair one.</i>

142
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<i>Okay, um, yeah.</i>

143
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<i>I'm just, like,
a super-chill laid-back dude,</i>

144
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<i>jokester kind of guy,
but also, like,</i>

145
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<i>I get, like, really, like, stressed</i>

146
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<i>and, like, total have, like, anxiety</i>

147
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<i>in most social situations.</i>

148
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Next person. Please, please.

149
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Go. Go. Bail me out.
Bail me out.

150
00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:08,806
<i>Yo, what up?</i>

151
00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,139
<i>It's Ad-Rock, yeah, boy!</i>

152
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<i>Um, I like, uh...</i>

153
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<i>I like, uh, doing all kinds of stuff.</i>

154
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<i>I like getting weird,
and I like working out.</i>

155
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<i>And sometimes I like just
chilling and not working out.</i>

156
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<i>And sometimes I, like,
smash, like, 42 beers.</i>

157
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<i>And other times
I'll just, you know,</i>

158
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<i>just have... Just have two,
like a nice stout.</i>

159
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- Sick.
- Cool.

160
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<i>- And, uh, again, we are...
- Nailed it.</i>

161
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<i>- @ The3bestfrandz.
- Okay.</i>

162
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- With an A.
- Hashtag.

163
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Thanks for watching.

164
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<i>Tickle.</i>

165
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<i>Hey, don't!</i>

166
00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:43,799
- You did great.
- You were good.

167
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- Honestly, really good stuff.
- I was good.

168
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Thank you.
And so was I, though, you can...

169
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It goes around.
It goes around.

170
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All right, <i>Tres Delinquentes.</i>

171
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What does that say right there?

172
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- Two views.
- Yeah.

173
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It says people are not
engaging with your brands.

174
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You've got to focus more on
curating your individual personas.

175
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I mean, Blake,
you're a super-chill millennial teen,

176
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so don't go around telling me
that you've got anxiety.

177
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Now go bust out some super-chill
rando vids on Snapchat

178
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with this rad land paddleboard.

179
00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:07,596
Oh, all right. Yeah. I like that.

180
00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:08,691
- That's cool.
- Yeah.

181
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- So we're selling these now?
- He is.

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You're selling 9/11 memorabilia

183
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because you are a mature
all-American conservative.

184
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You are human khakis.

185
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Yeah, I mean, 9/11.
Love it, but Ty Dolla $ ign...

186
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Forget about Ty Dolla $ ign.
Never forget about 9/11.

187
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Sure, yeah.

188
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So now go jump on LinkedIn.
Link out with your dink out.

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- Sick.
- Okay, now do me. Do me.

190
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Have you ever heard of a man
named Dan Bilzerian?

191
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Dan Bilzerian? From Instagram?

192
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He's like... He's like, isn't he...
He's like my hero.

193
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I freakin' carry a photo
of him in my pocket.

194
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He's just scratching his beard.
"What am I thinking of?"

195
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I'll tell you what he's thinking of,
pussy, money, respect.

196
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Yeah.

197
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And I got all those things.

198
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Except for I don't. I'm lying to you.

199
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I'm... I'm actually pretty lonely.

200
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This is the sleeve cleaver.

201
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It'll take any shirt

202
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and turn it into a tank top
in less than a second.

203
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Okay, I'm not just gonna sell this.

204
00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,783
I'm gonna devote my life to it.

205
00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:04,516
- Okay?
- I love it. Careful.

206
00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,148
- They will cut your fingers off.
- Okay.

207
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Let's be sure and tag each other,
so we can stack some hits,

208
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and then whoever's got
the most klout

209
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takes the other two people to Havasu.

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- That's smart.
- Lake Havasu?

211
00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,871
More like, "Blake, be there soon."

212
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- You are inviting us, though, right?
- Yeah.

213
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Hold up, though. Check your phones.

214
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Oh, my God. You followed me.

215
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- I feel all warm and fuzzy.
- Hey, and guess what.

216
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You guys just got another follower.

217
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- Who? Ders.
- Yeah.

218
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I didn't get it yet.

219
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- You sent it?
- Whoa, I just got a follower.

220
00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:43,021
Who's @silliestjilly?

221
00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:44,357
Oh, that's me. That's me.

222
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I'm so excited
to be following @dersmerica

223
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and @yungchillunerr
and @adamnbilzarian.

224
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I, like, can't wait to see
what you guys do.

225
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I'm on, like, everything social media,
so follow me back.

226
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- Awesome, very cool.
- Get out of my way!

227
00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,546
- Oh, ouch!
- Bill, what's wrong with you?

228
00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:03,241
- Ouch, Bill.
- My klout score.

229
00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,647
Everything was going so well.

230
00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:06,275
I had 20 followers on Twitter,

231
00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:09,378
then got 45 likes
on a meme I posted on IG.

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00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:13,056
And then I got cocky
and tried Periscope.

233
00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,652
Cocky Periscope.
Yeah, I've heard of that.

234
00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,025
It's when you pull your cocky out

235
00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:19,189
and put it through the sunroof
of a moving vehicle.

236
00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:20,688
- Right?
- Is it?

237
00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:23,199
No, it's livestreaming video.

238
00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:24,600
- So not what I said?
- No.

239
00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:25,967
That's cool, though.

240
00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:28,802
It's livestreaming video.
And I accidentally yelled the F word,

241
00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,035
and not even in a mean way.

242
00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,508
I was just talking about gay people.

243
00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:34,044
- Now I'm ruined.
- Poor guy.

244
00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:36,547
Note to self, don't try Periscope.

245
00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,646
<i>Check it out, my dumbass Dad</i>

246
00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:41,312
<i>fell asleep while waiting
to pick me up from school.</i>

247
00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:44,346
<i>We're about to clown this fool.</i>

248
00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,926
<i>Oh! Oh!</i>

249
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,969
<i>God damn it, son!</i>

250
00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,334
<i>Suck it, Dad. Sorry, not sorry.</i>

251
00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:02,932
<i>God, you stupid...
You're so stupid, @yungchillunerr.</i>

252
00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:05,243
<i>You're so stupid,
@yungchillunerr.</i>

253
00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:06,300
<i>Okay, just say it once.</i>

254
00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:10,044
Psst. Hey, Brenda! Hold this.

255
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,075
<i>- Did you get it?</i>
- Yep, yep, yep.

256
00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:14,380
- Follow me, <i>@</i>adamnbilzarian.
- Got it. Let's go.

257
00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:15,852
- Instagram.
- Got it. Got it. Go. Go.

258
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,316
America.

259
00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:21,186
It's an idea.

260
00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:23,226
Bootstraps.

261
00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:24,826
The call of an eagle.

262
00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:26,856
We're not France.

263
00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,761
We like French fries, though.

264
00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,400
Star-Spangled Banner.

265
00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:32,494
<i>Purple magic mountain majesty.</i>

266
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,632
I don't even know what it means,
but I salute it.

267
00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:38,735
Chinese, Japanese,
dirty knees, look at these.

268
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,067
Sure, it sounds Asian,

269
00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,808
but I guarantee you
it was written by an American.

270
00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,878
That's what I'm talking about.

271
00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,645
When I pop this balloon
with my sling-shoot,

272
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,517
you're gonna be hosed with muscle milk.

273
00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:52,054
Now, now don't act cold or sad.

274
00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:53,785
I know that'll be the initial feeling.

275
00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:56,555
You're supposed to be sexy, okay?
We're going sexy. Ready?

276
00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:59,154
Hey, Anders, are you with us or, like...

277
00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:00,892
What? Oh, sorry, dudes.

278
00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:03,265
Please call me Andy Holmes, guys.

279
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,429
Just sounds more American
for my brand.

280
00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:08,332
- I won't do that. Ready, Blake?
- Yep.

281
00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:12,139
<i>Ooh, yeah!</i>

282
00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,610
All right, look at the camera.

283
00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:14,976
I'm rich!

284
00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:20,116
<i>- Hey, Dad.
- Yeah, son?</i>

285
00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:23,044
<i>What are those?</i>

286
00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:24,448
<i>- They're my shoes.
- Smack cam!</i>

287
00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:25,990
<i>- What?</i>
<i>- Oh!</i>

288
00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:29,794
<i>God damn it, yungchillunerr!</i>

289
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,020
Suck it, Dad!

290
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:32,462
I would... I would...
I would never do that.

291
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,669
You guys want a hit off
my strawberry latte bull?

292
00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:40,535
No, no, no, I'm just gonna
drink the Red Bull.

293
00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:41,595
And coffee here.

294
00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:42,766
Whatever. Don't care.

295
00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:46,869
There's my boys,
Rancho's three biggest web celebs.

296
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,708
You think I'm a celeb?

297
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,039
Totes magotes, man.

298
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,845
You've been cranking out
some epic content.

299
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:53,742
- Appreciate it.
- So you ready to leverage your brand

300
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:54,843
outside of your core demo?

301
00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:56,381
Sure.

302
00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,616
- You tell me.
- Uh, then check it.

303
00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,124
This is the EZ Egger.

304
00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:02,086
Oh, I like it. Impressive.

305
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,556
What's... What does it do?

306
00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:06,154
It makes cooking eggs
up to 65 percent easier.

307
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,989
- Uh, yeah.
- Eggs are tough.

308
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,364
I'm not sure that's on brand for me, bro.

309
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:13,599
Yeah, my flock doesn't like to cut corners,
so count me out.

310
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,402
Yeah, it really doesn't
matter at this point, man.

311
00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:17,066
I mean, your followers should
buy whatever you tell them.

312
00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:18,303
That's why they're called followers.

313
00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:19,708
- Okay.
- Yeah.

314
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,679
- That's why they're called followers.
- Yeah.

315
00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:23,146
- Is it...
- Where's my coconut water?

316
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,740
I told corporate this was non-negosh.

317
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,150
- Alice!
- Alice!

318
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,915
- He's pissed.
- Man, later.

319
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:31,217
Trilly's the best.

320
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:32,655
Hey, you guys need to clear
out of here.

321
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,283
I'm gonna film a new Instagram video

322
00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:38,256
where I karate chop my head through
a vodka-infused candied ham.

323
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:39,524
I'm calling it a "Feast of Strength."

324
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,629
No, you can't,
because I'm about to christen this

325
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,602
the "Ronald Reagan
Memorial Break Room," so...

326
00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:47,537
Mmm, no, you guys
are gonna have to leave.

327
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,007
But luckily for you,
you bought yourself a few extra minutes,

328
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,478
because I have to go poo-poo.

329
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,741
- All right.
- Go take a Blake.

330
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,806
- I'll be back.
- Yeah. Don't forget to wipe your...

331
00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,043
Uh, what are you? Andy?

332
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,847
I don't know what
you're calling yourself, you idiot.

333
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,944
You wish.

334
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:05,718
Hey, uh, noticed you hadn't
connected with me on LinkedIn.

335
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,026
So if you could do that, that'd be great.
Thanks.

336
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:12,129
LinkedIn is for lame old try-hards.

337
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,290
Are you calling me old?

338
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:16,791
Hey, never forget 9/11.

339
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:19,963
Also, never forget how old you really are.

340
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:21,802
- Oh.
- I want to see a birth certificate.

341
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:25,605
Oh, let me see your ID,
'cause I'm pretty sure it reads Anders.

342
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,203
Hmm? Doesn't sound
very American to me, does it?

343
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,440
You freakin' birther.

344
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:30,846
I'm American.
Let's see a birth certificate.

345
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,383
Oh, well, let's see
what your real name is.

346
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:33,850
- It's Anders...
- All right, time's up.

347
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,509
There is no way you wiped your butt.

348
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:39,517
Uh, yeah, no, I didn't have to wipe,
because it came out in just one...

349
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,616
It just fell right out.

350
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,724
- Time to freakin' go.
- You know what?

351
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:43,989
Both you guys suck.

352
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:47,089
I'm gonna stack some klout points
and go to Havasu solo.

353
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,258
Oh, my gosh.

354
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,598
I can't believe you're all together IRL.

355
00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:52,569
Uh, could I get a quick selfie
for Facebook?

356
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,667
- Uh...
- Me in a photo with these guys?

357
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:55,729
I don't think so.

358
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:58,203
Yeah, but you guys
are the @the3bestfrandz.

359
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,539
Uh, not anymore.

360
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,905
I can't be
in a picture with these guys.

361
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,244
It's just...
Wouldn't make sense, really.

362
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:06,751
Well, but I'm a Blaker girl,
and I'm an Adam madam.

363
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:09,151
- And I'm randy for Andy.
- That's not his real name.

364
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:10,813
- I can't choose one.
- Well, you kind of have to.

365
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:11,914
- Yeah.
- Don't be stupid.

366
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,549
It's whoever's best at social media.

367
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,116
- Pick one of us right now.
- Please don't do this to me!

368
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:16,821
- Just choose one!
- What are we doing?

369
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,364
- You pick one of us!
- Gosh damn it, boys!

370
00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,795
What are we gonna do come Christmas?

371
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,830
I loved you!

372
00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:25,961
All of you!

373
00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:35,841
America.

374
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,512
Farmers, chickens, eggs.

375
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,315
<i>The foundation of life,</i>

376
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:43,514
<i>regardless of whatever
planned parenthood tells you.</i>

377
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,455
<i>But I always say,
when life tries to hard-boil you,</i>

378
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:48,890
<i>just hard-boil eggs</i>

379
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,054
<i>in under three minutes
with the EZ Egger.</i>

380
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:54,923
<i>Real hard-boiled eggs.</i>

381
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,259
<i>That's good.</i>

382
00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:57,767
God bless America.

383
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,327
Get ready to soar once again.

384
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:02,397
Ah!

385
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:05,500
<i>Oh! Oh, that old yuppie
just hit a baby bald eagle!</i>

386
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,940
Who did that? What was that?

387
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,676
<i>Remember to follow me,
yungchillunerr on Snapchat.</i>

388
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:14,377
I see you!

389
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:15,680
You know how it is.

390
00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:17,881
You're vaped out of your mind.
You're starving.

391
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,015
You got the munchies.

392
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,718
All you want
is some cooked eggs,

393
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,727
but to make them is...

394
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,920
Freakin' hard.

395
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,597
It sucks, but not anymore.

396
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,964
Now it's really easy.

397
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,129
Hey, son.
Have you seen my EZ Egger?

398
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,467
<i>Uh, no.</i>

399
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:37,769
<i>Why don't you check your butt,
where you keep everything else, Dad?</i>

400
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,408
EZ Egger.

401
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,173
<i>Okay.</i>

402
00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:45,272
<i>Shyeah.</i>

403
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,920
<i>How unfortunate to hear
about all the internet backlash,</i>

404
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,050
<i>but I suppose the truth</i>

405
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,492
<i>was going to rear its ugly head
sooner or later.</i>

406
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,427
Okay, cut the camera. Yeah, right.
What are you talking about?

407
00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:01,933
Well, I guess someone leaked
a pic of your birth certificate

408
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,468
and posted it on Vine.

409
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,495
Oops.

410
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,229
Karl, give me my phone.

411
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:12,469
Wait, you can't...

412
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,276
I hate you, Ders!

413
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,878
I hate you! I got to go, Karl.

414
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,508
- I got to go.
- Okay. Okay.

415
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:23,177
Oh, hey, are you gonna eat these eggs?

416
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,483
Okay, going to the 60-second rule.

417
00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:26,649
It's all me, baby.

418
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,926
Hope you're happy, Andy,

419
00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:30,859
because my klout score is ruined.

420
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,760
Oh, give it a rest, Henderson.

421
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:35,129
You know you brought this
hellfire down on both of us.

422
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,531
Doesn't matter anymore.

423
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,263
Neither of us are going
to Lake Havasu now.

424
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,066
Oh, well, maybe Adam can go.

425
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,606
Yeah, maybe I could go

426
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,643
if Instagram didn't just
shut down my account.

427
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,541
- What?
- Oh, so you sabotaged him too.

428
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,603
Don't give me too much credit.
I wish I did that.

429
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,909
That's... That's not what happened.

430
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,815
I tried to hold a contest
for sickest tank pic of the day,

431
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:56,019
and then this girl, she showed me, uh,
a pic of her jambos.

432
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,682
And so I was like,
this deserves more than a repost,

433
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,191
- which was going to be the prize.
- Right.

434
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,318
But I know how chicks work.

435
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:03,383
It's tick for tack.

436
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,293
She wanted to see the D.
You know what I mean?

437
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:06,388
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

438
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,489
So I sent her a picture of my dick,

439
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:08,863
and instead of sending it to her,

440
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,693
I posted it on the Instagram.

441
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,498
- Oh, you're on blast.
- Uh-oh.

442
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:13,936
I mean, I still got the jambo pic.

443
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,098
- You want to see it?
- Yeah.

444
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,573
Oh, yeah. Those are sweater pups.

445
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,507
- Oh, nice.
- They're good, right?

446
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,442
They're good.
They're my cousin Tracy's.

447
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,635
They are nice.

448
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,838
Shwha? Hmm?

449
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,279
Oh. Okay. I'm sorry.

450
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,874
I didn't know that
when I sent the dick pic.

451
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,448
I should've known,
because I know those tits.

452
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,680
- Yeah.
- Demamps.

453
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,245
We're known for our giant titties.

454
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,381
- Some of the men too.
- Guys.

455
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,254
Hey, guys. Question.

456
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:35,859
What happened to us?

457
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,623
I mean, look at... This is insane.

458
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:38,924
We're not these dumb brands, right?

459
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:40,592
- Right.
- I know it, man.

460
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,600
I mean, we used to just be
three best friends

461
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,262
who liked looking at,
you know, big ol' chumbawumbas.

462
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,895
We're just horny, horny titty boys.

463
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:49,467
Would've seen a lot of them in Havasu.
But we're not going.

464
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:51,133
That's right. All the stepmoms

465
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,337
with the pasties on speedboats
getting turnt up?

466
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,504
Bye-bye.

467
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,775
- And birdwatching.
- And the birdwatching.

468
00:16:58,784 --> 00:16:59,944
Wait a second.

469
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,209
There's one more thing we can do.

470
00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:04,255
It'll get our klout scores
right through the roof.

471
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:05,688
But if we mess it up,

472
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,988
I'm serious when I say
we can never show our faces

473
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,187
- on the internet ever again.
- Tell us.

474
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:12,596
Periscope.

475
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:14,222
Yep. Yeah.

476
00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:15,527
You guys get the car
with the moonroof,

477
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,228
and I'll be ready
to hang my thang.

478
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,002
I'm having a big day, actually.

479
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,595
- But we don't need...
- Yeah.

480
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:21,798
It doesn't...

481
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,637
- Just let him do it.
- Yeah.

482
00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:25,969
What's going on?

483
00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:28,002
Maybe one of you guys can do it.

484
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:43,958
<i>All right. What's up?
All right, everybody.</i>

485
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,428
We're gonna get back
to the craft beers,

486
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,089
and vegan hot dogs in a hot sec.

487
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,760
But real quick,
just want to officially announce

488
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,167
the T.A.C.
Social media brandbassador

489
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,932
with the highest klout score,

490
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,736
who's gonna be rolling deep
with me to the Virality Awards

491
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,174
in Lake Havasu.

492
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,609
Say my name! Everybody!

493
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,442
<i>Not so fast, punk!</i>

494
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:03,538
<i>Yo, yo, yo.</i>

495
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:08,780
<i>It's @the3bestfrandz,
coming to you live on Periscope!</i>

496
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:09,878
<i>- Hi!
- Ah!</i>

497
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,149
We've got something
to tell you guys.

498
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,386
<i>How many of you
are sick of pretending</i>

499
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,724
<i>you're someone you aren't
just to get followers?</i>

500
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:18,654
- Mmm-hmm.
- Yeah. For example, Ghostman.

501
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:21,023
We all know that you're not
in a biker gang, man.

502
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,227
You had a poem published
in the newspaper last week.

503
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,270
That was my wife's obituary.

504
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,094
- Yes.
- Oh.

505
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,140
And then, Waymond,
you're not Redfoo.

506
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,436
No one wants to party rock
at your house tonight.

507
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,875
Take off those stupid, fucking glasses.

508
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,310
You look like an idiot.

509
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,472
And by golly,
the same goes for you, Diane.

510
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:39,984
You don't have to carry around
the stereotypical Chinese geisha fan

511
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,952
to get followers, okay?

512
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,118
I'm not sure what you said,

513
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,129
but delete whatever
he told you to be, okay?

514
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,927
Delete that. Feel good.

515
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,058
- She, she gets it.
- Yep.

516
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,159
Here's the main target, right here.

517
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,567
- Tez, my man, what's up, dude?
- Hey.

518
00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,661
- Come on.
- Right.

519
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,467
You got to quit faking the funk, bro,

520
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,906
because we know who you are.

521
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,069
And you don't got to do all this
to rule black Twitter, okay?

522
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,477
- You're working a little hard.
- Yeah, you're complex, dude.

523
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,243
You're more than just, you know,
what we're looking at here.

524
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,578
- Right.
- You're right, Blake.

525
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,380
Get this gold off of my neck.

526
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,346
And you know what?

527
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:17,445
I'm going speed skating after work.

528
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:21,390
And if anybody got a problem with it,
you can kiss my aerodynamic,

529
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:24,520
bodysuit-wearing,
natural black, hairy ass.

530
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:25,722
- All right. Very gross.
- There's a visual.

531
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,958
Very disgusting.
We don't want to do that. But thank you.

532
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,228
Deleting all this bullshit.

533
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:31,360
Hey, I don't know about you guys,

534
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,337
but I'm sick of worrying about my followers,

535
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,271
and I'm ready to care
about my friends, all right?

536
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,969
Yeah. I'm sick of pretending
to be a brand for likes.

537
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,274
Yeah. I'm not a brand.

538
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,506
I'm a man.

539
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,048
- And we are men!
- Yep.

540
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,140
- And some of us are women.
- Yeah.

541
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,548
Not brands.

542
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,683
- Delete your apps!
- Yes.

543
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:53,418
Delete your apps!
Delete your apps!

544
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:54,618
<i>Okay. All right.</i>

545
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:56,057
<i>- Okay, okay, everybody.</i>
- Delete your apps!

546
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,152
<i>Uh, Alice?</i>

547
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,424
<i>Alice, seems like this is
getting a little out of control?</i>

548
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,193
Nah, the internet is garbage.

549
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:02,392
<i>Garbage? Okay, great.</i>

550
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,662
<i>Well, you can just tell corporate
that you hate the future.</i>

551
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,996
Oh, or why don't I tell corporate

552
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:11,242
that ever since you signed these
knuckleheads up for the "internet."

553
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,107
We haven't had a single sale?

554
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,670
- Delete your apps!
- Yeah!

555
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:17,544
- Delete your apps!
- Yeah!

556
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:20,176
- Delete your apps!
<i>- All right. All right, fine.</i>

557
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,276
- Delete your apps!
<i>- You know what?</i>

558
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:22,752
<i>I was gonna give y'all a beta invite</i>

559
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:25,619
<i>to B.J. Novak's new app,
but you can forget about it.</i>

560
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:27,886
Hey, there's still one score left.

561
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:32,592
@the3bestfrandz?

562
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,500
<i>I'm going to Havasu!</i>

563
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,559
<i>- We're going to Havasu, baby!
- Birdwatching!</i>

564
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,145
Oh, fuck.

565
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:56,119
That's fucking awesome!

566
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,621
Let's watch that again.

567
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,314
Oh, son of a fucking dickhead.

568
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:01,381
Telamericorp.

569
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,654
<i>Nice.</i>

570
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:08,861
- Adam?
- Yeah, I got you.

571
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,361
I got you.

572
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,495
- What'd you do?
- Yeah.

573
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:14,698
What'd you do?

574
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:19,338
Blake, look at the bird.

575
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:21,970
- Look at that bird.
- Havasu!

576
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:32,000
<b><font color="#0E7521">Ripped & Corrected By mstoll</font></b>

