1 00:00:00,102 --> 00:00:01,268 - Okay. - Are we ready? 2 00:00:01,368 --> 00:00:02,154 - Yup. Ready. - All right. 3 00:00:02,155 --> 00:00:03,358 Oh, my God, Ders, come out here! 4 00:00:03,457 --> 00:00:05,322 - Ders! Help! - Hurry! Hurry! 5 00:00:06,352 --> 00:00:07,176 What are you guys doing up there? 6 00:00:07,177 --> 00:00:08,566 Come on, we got to go. We're gonna be late. 7 00:00:08,566 --> 00:00:10,148 Okay, just give us two secs. 8 00:00:10,149 --> 00:00:11,480 Blake, will you do me the honor 9 00:00:11,581 --> 00:00:12,654 of pulling my finger? 10 00:00:12,654 --> 00:00:14,388 Sure, Adam. 11 00:00:14,487 --> 00:00:15,655 I'd love to. 12 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:17,087 - It's a marble. - Yeah. 13 00:00:17,188 --> 00:00:18,388 - Watch this. - What's gonna happen? 14 00:00:18,489 --> 00:00:19,906 Kerplunk. Kerplunk. 15 00:00:19,907 --> 00:00:21,085 There it goes. 16 00:00:21,109 --> 00:00:23,171 Oh go on. Ohhh 17 00:00:23,195 --> 00:00:23,825 It's Still going. 18 00:00:28,973 --> 00:00:30,972 Is there something out here I'm supposed to see? 19 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,972 It's a... it's a roof Goldberg. 20 00:00:33,073 --> 00:00:34,240 'Cause we're on the roof. 21 00:00:34,341 --> 00:00:36,240 Like Rube Goldberg, but it's "roof." 22 00:00:45,595 --> 00:00:47,427 We should have probably done it in the front yard. 23 00:00:47,526 --> 00:00:48,926 - Yeah. - This is kind of a poor plan. 24 00:00:53,361 --> 00:00:54,528 - There's the guy! - Oh! 25 00:00:54,629 --> 00:00:55,896 - Oh! - Oh, it worked! 26 00:00:55,995 --> 00:00:58,595 - Oh! - It worked! 27 00:00:58,696 --> 00:01:00,796 Hold on. 28 00:01:00,897 --> 00:01:03,997 Hold on. Hold on. 29 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,897 Hold on. 30 00:01:06,997 --> 00:01:08,731 Nope. It went back up. 31 00:01:08,831 --> 00:01:10,131 It went back up in the deep butt. 32 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,766 ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 33 00:01:16,866 --> 00:01:18,767 ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 34 00:01:18,867 --> 00:01:20,768 ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 35 00:01:22,235 --> 00:01:23,801 Can I take these blindfolds off? 36 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:25,434 - I got hot eyes. - Yeah, dude, come on. 37 00:01:25,536 --> 00:01:26,769 I got to feed my Tamagotchi. 38 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:28,102 I don't want him to die. 39 00:01:28,203 --> 00:01:29,603 Oh, no, no, no, no. Not yet, okay? 40 00:01:29,703 --> 00:01:31,303 I want to record your faces when you find out 41 00:01:31,403 --> 00:01:33,137 what we're doing for this year's Ders Day. 42 00:01:33,236 --> 00:01:34,769 Dude, this better not be lame, man. 43 00:01:34,870 --> 00:01:36,938 I mean, last Ders Day sucked. 44 00:01:37,039 --> 00:01:38,872 Admittedly, that was the worst day of my life... 45 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:40,772 - Yeah, terrible. - And a lot of my family members 46 00:01:40,872 --> 00:01:42,272 have died tragically, you know? 47 00:01:42,372 --> 00:01:43,771 Blake's Day rules. Adam's Day rules. 48 00:01:43,872 --> 00:01:46,239 Ders Day... 49 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,906 Drools. Yeah, you could've finished it. 50 00:01:48,006 --> 00:01:49,505 Well, I think you're gonna be pleasantly surprised 51 00:01:49,607 --> 00:01:50,941 when you find out what I have in store for you this year. 52 00:01:52,274 --> 00:01:54,174 - What? - I smell it. I smell it. 53 00:01:54,275 --> 00:01:57,009 We're at a mother-freaking Chili's right now, 54 00:01:57,108 --> 00:01:59,441 and we're gonna use that $100 gift card 55 00:01:59,542 --> 00:02:01,042 that your grandpa sent you. 56 00:02:01,143 --> 00:02:02,675 - Oh, my gosh! - Yes! 57 00:02:02,776 --> 00:02:04,744 I forgot about that, dude! Yes, dude! 58 00:02:04,843 --> 00:02:06,242 You know how many Triple Dippers 59 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,077 we can buy with 100 bones? 60 00:02:08,178 --> 00:02:09,512 Stop. Ready? 61 00:02:09,611 --> 00:02:11,512 Okay, you can take off your blindfolds... 62 00:02:11,613 --> 00:02:15,146 now and get ready for the Ders Day of your life! 63 00:02:15,246 --> 00:02:19,145 Welcome to "Vikings of Scandinavia!" 64 00:02:20,948 --> 00:02:23,714 What the kind of Chili's is this? 65 00:02:23,813 --> 00:02:25,514 It's not a Chili's. It's a museum. 66 00:02:25,615 --> 00:02:27,415 You better hope there's a Chili's To Go in here. 67 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:28,847 Oh, that's what it is. 68 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:30,548 There's definitely a Chili's To Go in here. 69 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:31,883 - You think? - Yeah, it's a museum. 70 00:02:31,983 --> 00:02:33,150 - It has a Chili's To Go. - Okay. 71 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:34,516 Chili's To Go in this bitch! 72 00:02:34,616 --> 00:02:36,518 And your card works there, right? 73 00:02:36,617 --> 00:02:38,984 No... I... You did check on that, right? 74 00:02:39,084 --> 00:02:41,551 Screw you for taking us to a fricking museum. 75 00:02:41,651 --> 00:02:43,384 These places are... they're a scam. 76 00:02:43,485 --> 00:02:44,817 - It's not a scam. - Yes, they are. 77 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:46,386 Your sipping the government Kool-Aid. 78 00:02:46,485 --> 00:02:47,918 That's what they want you to believe. 79 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:52,220 Luckily I never had to sip from that poisonous well 80 00:02:52,321 --> 00:02:53,853 because I went to private school. 81 00:02:55,288 --> 00:02:56,655 You went to private school? 82 00:02:56,754 --> 00:02:58,921 Yeah, I did. In fact, it was wildly private. 83 00:02:59,022 --> 00:03:00,423 I was the only student. 84 00:03:00,522 --> 00:03:02,089 I was taught by my mom's special friend, 85 00:03:02,190 --> 00:03:03,323 Dr. Jerry Larryberry. 86 00:03:03,423 --> 00:03:04,735 He was, like, a really cool guy. 87 00:03:04,736 --> 00:03:06,823 Like, during the day he'd, like, teach me stuff 88 00:03:06,923 --> 00:03:08,823 like history, or, you know, whatever. 89 00:03:08,925 --> 00:03:12,325 And then, at night, he would... he would, um... 90 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:13,592 he'd my mom. 91 00:03:13,692 --> 00:03:15,325 - Cool teacher. - Yeah, he was cool. 92 00:03:15,425 --> 00:03:17,759 He also was an ex-spy on the run from the government. 93 00:03:17,859 --> 00:03:21,825 He was like, "Don't believe in museums or any of that." 94 00:03:21,928 --> 00:03:23,661 If you have a question, ask me." 95 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,192 He'd also make me chop a lot of firewood 96 00:03:25,294 --> 00:03:26,960 shirtless in the backyard; he was a cool guy. 97 00:03:27,061 --> 00:03:28,228 - Sure. - No way. 98 00:03:28,329 --> 00:03:29,796 Museums, they give me the willies, man. 99 00:03:29,895 --> 00:03:32,494 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, they are haunted. 100 00:03:32,596 --> 00:03:34,128 I mean, there's mummies downstairs. 101 00:03:34,230 --> 00:03:36,296 There's dead animals hanging all over the walls. 102 00:03:36,396 --> 00:03:38,129 They're all crammed into one building. 103 00:03:38,232 --> 00:03:39,964 - It's bad juju, man. - 'Cause it's fake, yeah. 104 00:03:40,063 --> 00:03:42,096 Guys, there's no haunted. There's no bad juju. 105 00:03:42,198 --> 00:03:44,464 This is just a regular, normal museum, okay? 106 00:03:44,565 --> 00:03:47,466 As an executive in charge of our friendship circle, 107 00:03:47,566 --> 00:03:50,131 I say Ders Day... 108 00:03:50,233 --> 00:03:51,400 canceled. 109 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:52,899 Blake, let's go home and try 110 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,567 to gain my fart back from my deep butthole. 111 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:55,801 I like that idea, man. 112 00:03:55,901 --> 00:03:57,467 - Okay. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 113 00:03:57,568 --> 00:03:58,835 Wait, wait, okay? 114 00:03:58,935 --> 00:04:00,601 You thought I was gonna really just bring you 115 00:04:00,702 --> 00:04:03,763 to a museum and show you these beautiful fossils... 116 00:04:03,763 --> 00:04:04,301 Mm - hmm. 117 00:04:04,402 --> 00:04:05,992 And make you learn stuff that you probably should know. 118 00:04:05,993 --> 00:04:08,259 No. What? I brought you here... 119 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,294 to... 120 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:13,427 Steal... 121 00:04:13,784 --> 00:04:16,717 Erik the Red's helmet. 122 00:04:16,817 --> 00:04:19,162 - What? - Really? 123 00:04:19,162 --> 00:04:20,828 Like, a secret mission to steal something? 124 00:04:20,929 --> 00:04:22,595 - It's a heist, guys. - I love heists. 125 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,284 And we're gonna make this the best Ders Day ever. 126 00:04:24,284 --> 00:04:25,717 - Heist this bitch. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 127 00:04:25,818 --> 00:04:27,185 Very smart. Very cool. 128 00:04:27,185 --> 00:04:28,884 Tell this evil museum to frickin' "suck it." 129 00:04:28,985 --> 00:04:30,218 And then we'll go to Chili's. 130 00:04:30,317 --> 00:04:32,151 - Yeah, you, museum! - Suck it. 131 00:04:32,252 --> 00:04:33,752 You, museum. You suck! 132 00:04:33,853 --> 00:04:35,586 Hey! 133 00:04:35,687 --> 00:04:37,780 - Oh, my God! - What is going on? 134 00:04:38,031 --> 00:04:39,396 If you guys don't keep it down, 135 00:04:39,497 --> 00:04:40,764 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 136 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:42,229 You're gonna have to ask us to leave? 137 00:04:42,329 --> 00:04:43,296 What are you, the king of this place? 138 00:04:43,399 --> 00:04:44,797 Doubt it. 139 00:04:44,897 --> 00:04:46,863 I am the Assistant Director of the museum, 140 00:04:46,964 --> 00:04:48,597 and the Director is on his honeymoon, 142 00:04:51,365 --> 00:04:52,921 I am the king. 143 00:04:52,922 --> 00:04:55,656 Now, if I catch you causing trouble again, you're gone. 145 00:04:56,924 --> 00:04:58,056 - Okay. - Right. Right. 146 00:04:58,157 --> 00:04:59,323 Congratulations to your boss. 147 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,657 God, I can't believe we're here. 148 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,025 I can't wait to see the helmets 149 00:05:02,124 --> 00:05:03,556 and the... but, anyway, so, the plan... 150 00:05:03,659 --> 00:05:04,752 - Mm-hmm. - Is that I'm gonna 151 00:05:04,753 --> 00:05:06,720 steal the helmet, and you guys are gonna be lookouts. 152 00:05:06,821 --> 00:05:08,420 - Cool? All right. All right. - Okay. 153 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,855 Hey, Ders, uh, if you could just kind of 154 00:05:10,956 --> 00:05:12,321 make it quick, you know? 155 00:05:12,422 --> 00:05:14,697 This place has some serious "Night at the Museum" 156 00:05:14,697 --> 00:05:16,196 disaster potential. 157 00:05:16,296 --> 00:05:18,496 Yeah, I bet there's, like, hell of ancient tablets 158 00:05:18,596 --> 00:05:20,397 just waiting to explode all around this place. 159 00:05:20,497 --> 00:05:21,515 No, probably not, 160 00:05:21,515 --> 00:05:23,782 but here's my selfie stick, and you guys can play with that. 162 00:05:26,561 --> 00:05:29,596 - Right? - Oh, okay. 163 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:30,963 I was wondering why you were using it. 164 00:05:31,062 --> 00:05:32,361 I was like, "Wow, Ders", 165 00:05:32,463 --> 00:05:33,862 "what are you, a widowed dentist 166 00:05:33,963 --> 00:05:35,297 on a cruise ship or something?" 167 00:05:36,797 --> 00:05:38,196 But really, it's a heist tool 168 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:39,963 disguised as a lame thing only losers have. 169 00:05:40,064 --> 00:05:41,197 - Very cool. - Yeah, that's sick. 170 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:42,497 Yeah, exactly. 172 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:47,631 Dang, man, 173 00:05:47,732 --> 00:05:49,522 I can't believe Ders took us to the museum. 174 00:05:49,522 --> 00:05:52,152 I can't believe Ders thinks we're gonna sit around 175 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:54,373 and be lookouts while he gets to heist. 176 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:55,936 We're the frickin' heisters, dude. 177 00:05:56,036 --> 00:05:57,469 Let's go freaking heist some stuff! 178 00:05:57,571 --> 00:05:58,737 - All right. - Let's heist! 179 00:05:58,838 --> 00:05:59,857 Okay, what? What are we stealing? 180 00:05:59,858 --> 00:06:01,258 I have no idea. We'll figure it out. 181 00:06:01,359 --> 00:06:03,292 - Let's just go look. - All right. 182 00:06:07,426 --> 00:06:09,024 So it's only $13.99? Is that right? 183 00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:10,691 That's right. 185 00:06:12,993 --> 00:06:15,659 Wow, look at this. 186 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:17,326 Museum's so desperate to seem cool 187 00:06:17,426 --> 00:06:19,227 they made up, like, a spooky curse. 188 00:06:19,329 --> 00:06:21,995 Okay, dude, curses are very real. 189 00:06:22,096 --> 00:06:24,196 - As you know, I've been cursed... - Mmhmm. 191 00:06:26,563 --> 00:06:28,128 I know that's a lie. I've seen your dick. 192 00:06:28,229 --> 00:06:29,363 It's very small. 193 00:06:29,464 --> 00:06:30,664 Not hard. 194 00:06:30,763 --> 00:06:32,712 - Oh, my God. - What? 195 00:06:32,713 --> 00:06:35,247 Well, I just figured out what we're about to heist. 197 00:06:37,446 --> 00:06:39,676 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, dude. 198 00:06:39,676 --> 00:06:41,342 Yes, I like where your head's at. 199 00:06:41,342 --> 00:06:42,610 But... I don't know, man. 200 00:06:42,710 --> 00:06:44,242 I've got a bad feeling about this. 202 00:06:46,143 --> 00:06:47,277 What? 203 00:06:47,376 --> 00:06:49,042 Whoa. 205 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,176 Oh, here's the lock. 206 00:06:52,276 --> 00:06:54,242 You just need to wiggle your tiny little spaghetti fingers 207 00:06:54,243 --> 00:06:56,592 in there, and wiggle it free. 208 00:06:56,592 --> 00:06:59,564 Okay, I don't have tiny spaghetti fingers, all right? 209 00:06:59,564 --> 00:07:00,697 - Yes, you do. - No, I don't. 210 00:07:00,697 --> 00:07:02,264 I don't got a tiny spaghetti dick either. 211 00:07:02,365 --> 00:07:04,375 You do. Yeah, we just covered this. 212 00:07:04,375 --> 00:07:05,775 You have a very tiny penis. 213 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:07,174 - I don't. - You've never seen it hard. 214 00:07:07,175 --> 00:07:07,977 - I've seen it dozens of times. - Not hard. 215 00:07:07,977 --> 00:07:09,376 I'll just take one of your bobby pins. 216 00:07:09,475 --> 00:07:10,610 - I don't have bobby pins. - Yes, you do. 217 00:07:10,610 --> 00:07:12,979 You have a small dick, and you carry bobby pins. 218 00:07:12,979 --> 00:07:13,737 That's who you are as a person. 219 00:07:13,738 --> 00:07:14,972 - No, it's a pipe cleaner. - Okay, just use it. 220 00:07:15,073 --> 00:07:16,438 I actually have seen your dick hard. Okay... 221 00:07:16,539 --> 00:07:17,904 - Oh, you have? - Yeah. 222 00:07:18,006 --> 00:07:19,139 - Keep a lookout. - Oh, yeah. 223 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:20,538 - Obviously. - Yeah. Yeah. 224 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,741 All right. Based on the movies I've seen, 225 00:07:23,839 --> 00:07:25,607 you just snap it in, 226 00:07:25,709 --> 00:07:27,708 you look off in the distance, 227 00:07:27,808 --> 00:07:28,974 and you just wiggle it... 228 00:07:30,474 --> 00:07:31,775 I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. 229 00:07:31,876 --> 00:07:34,142 Are you kidding me? You got it? Dude. 230 00:07:34,243 --> 00:07:36,142 Dude, I didn't think you'd be able to do it this way. 231 00:07:36,243 --> 00:07:38,310 You know, I believe in myself, and that's what it takes 232 00:07:38,411 --> 00:07:39,577 sometimes to be a champion. 233 00:07:39,678 --> 00:07:40,978 I'm impressed. Okay. 234 00:07:41,077 --> 00:07:44,058 - Uh... - Okay, she's gone. She's gone. 235 00:07:44,136 --> 00:07:45,669 How do we... wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 236 00:07:45,770 --> 00:07:47,524 That is a weight sensor. 237 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,152 - Let me do my magic. - I'm gonna step back, 238 00:07:49,153 --> 00:07:51,589 'cause you're probably gonna get killed by lasers or something. 239 00:08:04,957 --> 00:08:05,449 - Huh. - Okay. 240 00:08:05,449 --> 00:08:06,648 Guess it wasn't a weight sensor. 241 00:08:06,749 --> 00:08:08,016 - Yeah, my bad. - All right. 242 00:08:08,117 --> 00:08:09,482 - Sorry about that. - All right. 243 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:10,949 - Let's go shmoke a bowl. - All right. 244 00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:12,516 Hey, dude, when did you see my dick hard? 245 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,985 Like, two Christmases ago, you said 246 00:08:14,086 --> 00:08:15,384 it was something about the eggnog. 247 00:08:15,485 --> 00:08:17,051 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 248 00:08:17,151 --> 00:08:19,118 Hey, check it out. Pretty cool, huh? 249 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:20,139 Are you kidding? 250 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:22,239 It's a bunch of old crap put on mannequins. 251 00:08:22,851 --> 00:08:24,483 No, no, you've got to... 252 00:08:24,584 --> 00:08:26,552 you've got to use your imagination, right? 253 00:08:26,653 --> 00:08:29,252 Imagine you and your friends on a Viking long-ship, 254 00:08:29,352 --> 00:08:31,219 battling the high seas, and then... 255 00:08:31,319 --> 00:08:33,119 you discover America! 256 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,620 But in the 11th century. 257 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:36,286 Eat that, Christopher Columbus, right? 258 00:08:36,388 --> 00:08:39,487 I'm only here 'cause my mom dragged me here. 259 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,755 I'd rather be anywhere else. 260 00:08:41,856 --> 00:08:44,588 - You don't like museums? - No one likes museums! 261 00:08:44,689 --> 00:08:48,156 Mom, this giant Ken doll is annoying me. 262 00:08:48,256 --> 00:08:49,040 No, I'm not. 263 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,640 You're a Barbie-face poopy mouth. 264 00:08:51,741 --> 00:08:53,531 Smoke 'em, big chief. 265 00:08:58,295 --> 00:08:59,695 What did you do? 266 00:08:59,796 --> 00:09:01,962 - That's not us, right? - Dude. 267 00:09:02,061 --> 00:09:03,662 Excuse me. Excuse me, everyone. 268 00:09:03,763 --> 00:09:05,228 We need to evacuate the building. 269 00:09:05,329 --> 00:09:08,463 Please move to the nearest exit. No running! Jesus. 270 00:09:08,564 --> 00:09:11,764 - Okay. Hey, just follow me. - Yeah, okay. 271 00:09:11,864 --> 00:09:13,564 You two, let's go. 272 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:15,565 Yeah, no, that's what we're doing.. 273 00:09:15,665 --> 00:09:19,399 We're having so much fun. 274 00:09:20,733 --> 00:09:21,900 You think anybody saw us? 275 00:09:21,999 --> 00:09:23,398 - Hey, you guys. - Oh! 276 00:09:23,499 --> 00:09:25,066 What's happening? Guess what? Success! 277 00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:27,133 - Oh! Yeah, it was. - Cool! 278 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,167 All right, man, I guess it was a double success, 279 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:31,335 'cause we heisted this peace pipe. 280 00:09:31,436 --> 00:09:33,003 - Uh-oh. - What? 281 00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:35,169 Dude, are you insane? You can't steal from the museum! 282 00:09:35,269 --> 00:09:37,269 Shh. Why not? You did. 283 00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:39,924 No. I bought this, okay? I lied about the heist 284 00:09:39,924 --> 00:09:41,108 just so you guys would stop complaining 285 00:09:41,109 --> 00:09:42,276 and have a little fun. 286 00:09:42,376 --> 00:09:43,741 Well, we had fun... 287 00:09:43,842 --> 00:09:45,766 stealing, like you said you were gonna do. 288 00:09:45,767 --> 00:09:46,900 - Yeah. - Who cares? 289 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,232 Let's just get out of here. 290 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:49,567 Give me my selfie stick. Let's go. 291 00:09:49,666 --> 00:09:51,606 Ohh... 292 00:09:51,606 --> 00:09:53,572 Where's my selfie stick? 293 00:09:53,671 --> 00:09:56,939 Yeah, actually, we kind of Indiana Jonesed that 294 00:09:56,976 --> 00:09:58,423 at the Native American exhibit. 295 00:09:58,448 --> 00:10:01,514 So you left my selfie stick in there with my phone, 296 00:10:01,841 --> 00:10:03,457 which has a video that says, 297 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:05,524 "We're going to rob this museum" on it? 298 00:10:05,623 --> 00:10:06,891 Correct? 299 00:10:06,991 --> 00:10:08,124 - Sah-wee. - Okay. 300 00:10:08,223 --> 00:10:09,757 - Yeah. We did do that. - Okay. 301 00:10:09,858 --> 00:10:11,590 - Shoot. That's a bummer. - Oh, my God, dude. 302 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:13,190 It's way worse than you think. 303 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:14,791 What? What now? 304 00:10:14,892 --> 00:10:16,224 My Tamagotchi died. 305 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,025 Oh, no, you all right? 306 00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:20,026 No, I'm not okay. Everything's going wrong. 307 00:10:20,127 --> 00:10:22,793 You know what just happened? We... we're cursed. 308 00:10:22,893 --> 00:10:24,859 - How are we cursed? - We smoked the peace pipe 309 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,093 when there's beef in our crew. 310 00:10:26,194 --> 00:10:27,761 That makes it a beef pipe. 311 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,794 That's, like, Native American 101, dude. 312 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,929 I did not smoke a beef pipe. Let it be known. 313 00:10:32,029 --> 00:10:35,263 Yes, you did, and I smoked the big beef pipe in his pants, 314 00:10:35,363 --> 00:10:37,529 and it's all going downhill; we're cursed, man. 315 00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:39,097 Shh! We do not have time for this, okay? 316 00:10:39,196 --> 00:10:41,526 We need to get that beef pipe back in there 317 00:10:41,527 --> 00:10:42,789 and find my phone before someone else does. 318 00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:45,049 Oh, we need to squash the beef and lift the curse. 319 00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:47,193 Otherwise, this stuff's gonna be going wrong all day. 320 00:10:47,193 --> 00:10:48,092 I can already tell. Look it. 321 00:10:48,093 --> 00:10:50,259 If I get my phone, I'll squash all the beef you want. 322 00:10:50,260 --> 00:10:50,830 - Okay, fine. - Let's just go to Chili's. 323 00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:52,666 Your attention, please. I'm sorry, but since the museum 324 00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:54,677 closes in a half hour, we're gonna close early 325 00:10:54,678 --> 00:10:56,277 so we can check the alarm system, 326 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:59,167 but come back tomorrow with your ticket stubs for refunds, 327 00:10:59,167 --> 00:11:02,403 and remember, next week: "A Walk With Dinosaurs"! 328 00:11:02,404 --> 00:11:03,571 Exciting stuff! 329 00:11:03,672 --> 00:11:05,104 Boo! This guy sucks! 330 00:11:05,205 --> 00:11:06,339 Shut up. Let's go. This way. 331 00:11:06,439 --> 00:11:07,606 - Go. Go this way. Go. - Ow! 332 00:11:15,349 --> 00:11:16,230 There's gotta be, like, a side door 333 00:11:16,231 --> 00:11:17,238 we can sneak in or something. 334 00:11:18,665 --> 00:11:19,963 Yeah, I'm just trying to massage 335 00:11:20,064 --> 00:11:21,231 the fart out of me right now. 336 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:22,281 Hey, can we focus? 337 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,116 Jeez, Ders, you almost scared the fart out of me. 338 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,083 You should do that. Try to scare the fart out of me. 339 00:11:26,184 --> 00:11:27,784 I'm not scaring the fart out of you. 340 00:11:27,884 --> 00:11:29,885 Fine, then. No more farts. No more farts in our crew. 341 00:11:29,986 --> 00:11:31,477 We don't get to talk about farts anymore. 342 00:11:31,477 --> 00:11:32,540 - We used to love it. - Great, yeah. 343 00:11:32,541 --> 00:11:34,667 You can't block a door. It's a fire hazard. 344 00:11:34,668 --> 00:11:35,835 Get that out of the way. 345 00:11:35,935 --> 00:11:37,169 Will you guys just stop beefing? 346 00:11:37,268 --> 00:11:38,701 We have enough beef to squash already. 347 00:11:38,802 --> 00:11:39,835 - Do you like farts? - I love farts. 348 00:11:39,935 --> 00:11:41,069 Am I in the wrong here? 349 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,467 No, I'll marry a fart, I swear to... 350 00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:44,169 - Wait. - What is this? 351 00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:45,535 Is this bamboo? 352 00:11:46,116 --> 00:11:47,317 Is this bamboo? 353 00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:49,018 You imbeciles brought the wrong shipment! 354 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,486 Do you know how ridiculous it would be 355 00:11:50,587 --> 00:11:52,251 to have dinosaurs roaming around in bamboo, 356 00:11:52,351 --> 00:11:54,498 when everyone knows there was no bamboo in the Cretaceous Period? 357 00:11:56,253 --> 00:11:57,420 I think it's down this way. 358 00:11:57,519 --> 00:11:58,653 Okay. 359 00:11:58,754 --> 00:11:59,920 Hmm. 360 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,451 Hide, hide! 361 00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:04,719 So have you ever worked with dinosaur costumes before? 362 00:12:04,818 --> 00:12:06,851 No, but I did the "Sesame Street" live tour, 363 00:12:06,952 --> 00:12:09,886 and the Snuffleupagus puppet is basically the same size. 364 00:12:13,986 --> 00:12:15,553 - Gone? - Yeah. 365 00:12:15,654 --> 00:12:17,855 Oh, my God, that was close. Okay. 366 00:12:17,955 --> 00:12:19,889 - Oh, hide, hide, hide! - What? 367 00:12:21,621 --> 00:12:24,322 Yeah, I did background work on a couple other movies, 368 00:12:24,423 --> 00:12:26,057 but Frank Oz was a nightmare to work with. 369 00:12:26,157 --> 00:12:27,656 Oh, Frank's the worst. 370 00:12:27,756 --> 00:12:29,656 I was finally like, "You know, life's too short." 371 00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,224 Last time I saw Frank, I said to myself, 372 00:12:31,325 --> 00:12:33,792 "This man needs to go away, like, forever." 373 00:12:36,325 --> 00:12:38,259 Okay, come on. 374 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,060 We're starting. 375 00:12:41,159 --> 00:12:42,659 Oh, I left my gloves in the car. 376 00:12:42,759 --> 00:12:44,592 Start without me. I'll be back in a jiffy. 377 00:12:44,693 --> 00:12:45,860 Oh. 378 00:12:48,095 --> 00:12:49,894 - Okay, the phone's this way. - Come on, let's go. 379 00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:51,129 - Good idea. Great idea. - Yeah. 380 00:12:52,103 --> 00:12:53,076 All right, okay. 381 00:12:53,077 --> 00:12:54,542 Look how good I am at this. Get it, get it, get it. 382 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:55,811 I can do it with my eyes closed. 383 00:12:55,911 --> 00:12:58,311 Open your eyes and get it! 384 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,278 Okay, Ders, you almost scared the fart out of me. 385 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:01,613 I wish. That'd be awesome. 386 00:13:01,712 --> 00:13:03,211 I've been looking forward to that fart. 387 00:13:03,311 --> 00:13:04,644 - Yeah, open it please. - Go, please. 388 00:13:04,745 --> 00:13:06,379 - Come on. - All right, got it. 389 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,879 - Here you go. - Give me the phone. 390 00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:09,042 Okay, look, now you have your phone, Ders. 391 00:13:09,042 --> 00:13:11,122 Please, will you just squash the beef? 392 00:13:11,122 --> 00:13:14,023 Hey, what in the Dark Ages are you doing? 393 00:13:14,673 --> 00:13:16,172 - Run. - Run! 394 00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:18,137 - Go! - Run, run, run! 395 00:13:18,239 --> 00:13:20,139 Not running. Not running. 396 00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,072 Come on! 397 00:13:24,173 --> 00:13:26,341 Where... where are we going, Ders? 398 00:13:26,441 --> 00:13:28,508 - I don't know. - Stop! 399 00:13:28,609 --> 00:13:30,209 Get them! They're bad boys! 400 00:13:33,676 --> 00:13:34,843 Oh, my God! 401 00:13:34,942 --> 00:13:36,077 Run! 402 00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:38,577 Go, go, go! 403 00:13:38,677 --> 00:13:39,844 Let me in! Let me in! 404 00:13:39,943 --> 00:13:41,111 Ah! 405 00:13:51,145 --> 00:13:54,546 Shh! 406 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,784 Lock it! Lock it! Lock it! Lock it! 407 00:14:15,034 --> 00:14:16,201 All right! 408 00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:19,144 Will you guys please come out? 409 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:21,375 Never! 410 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:22,508 Oh, come on. 411 00:14:22,607 --> 00:14:23,907 We're in the middle of a rehearsal, 412 00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:24,638 and we need to finish 413 00:14:24,638 --> 00:14:26,777 so we can get over to the children's hospital. 414 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:27,591 We're supposed to do 415 00:14:27,592 --> 00:14:29,364 a puppet show for the sick kids. 416 00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:31,752 Just come out. We'll let you go. 417 00:14:31,777 --> 00:14:33,710 We don't even work for the museum. 418 00:14:34,265 --> 00:14:35,831 How do we know it's not a trick? 419 00:14:35,932 --> 00:14:37,764 I swear on Jim Henson's life. 420 00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:39,331 Come on, please! 421 00:14:39,432 --> 00:14:41,468 We'll let you try on the dinosaur suits. 422 00:14:42,118 --> 00:14:43,851 - We get to try on the suits. - Okay, that's cool. 423 00:14:43,953 --> 00:14:45,213 - Jim Henson's life. - Are they safe? 424 00:14:45,238 --> 00:14:45,799 Are they hot? Are they breathable? 425 00:14:45,799 --> 00:14:46,934 - Are you serious? - Okay, okay. 426 00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:48,134 We're coming out. 427 00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:49,600 Okay, how do you make the eyes blink? 428 00:14:49,699 --> 00:14:50,899 Ah, yeah, this is gonna be cool. 429 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,201 That's like a really cool... 430 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,066 - Heck, yeah. - What the? 431 00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:55,567 - Hello. - That's what you get 432 00:14:55,668 --> 00:14:57,134 for ruining our rehearsal, you idiots. 433 00:14:57,235 --> 00:14:58,469 What kind of children's hospital 434 00:14:58,568 --> 00:15:01,051 has a dinosaur party at 8:00 p.m.? 435 00:15:01,146 --> 00:15:03,146 Okay, don't you throw logic in my face. 436 00:15:03,246 --> 00:15:04,764 You gave us your word. 437 00:15:04,764 --> 00:15:06,762 I swore on Jim Henson's life. 438 00:15:06,762 --> 00:15:07,488 - Right. - Exactly. 439 00:15:07,488 --> 00:15:09,351 Jim Henson has been dead for years! 440 00:15:09,461 --> 00:15:11,916 We are all students of Brian Henson's. 441 00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:13,150 I should've known that. 442 00:15:13,249 --> 00:15:14,383 - Brian Henson. - Enough. 443 00:15:14,483 --> 00:15:15,650 Watch the teeth, buster. 444 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:16,917 I'll sue you. 445 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:20,250 Brian Henson! Brian Henson! 446 00:15:20,351 --> 00:15:21,817 Brian Henson! 447 00:15:30,194 --> 00:15:32,362 Sit down, and don't move. 448 00:15:32,463 --> 00:15:33,630 There's only two chairs. 449 00:15:33,729 --> 00:15:35,363 I'm gonna s-stand. 450 00:15:35,463 --> 00:15:37,496 I hope you little turd boys like getting arrested, 451 00:15:37,598 --> 00:15:38,830 because I'm calling the police. 452 00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:40,230 What's with you and turds? 453 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,029 You've got, like, a weird butthole fixation, 454 00:15:42,131 --> 00:15:44,131 and also a fixation on little boys. 455 00:15:44,231 --> 00:15:45,597 You're a pedophile. Ders! 456 00:15:45,699 --> 00:15:47,464 I bet you feel good, don't you? 457 00:15:47,565 --> 00:15:50,498 Because this is, hands down, the worst Ders Day of all time. 458 00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:51,898 - Congratulations. - Whatever, man. 459 00:15:51,999 --> 00:15:53,442 You didn't even give Ders Day a chance. 460 00:15:53,442 --> 00:15:55,215 It could've been a nice day at the museum, but no! 461 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,274 Three Caucasian men. 462 00:15:56,275 --> 00:15:57,476 They were trying to steal. 463 00:15:57,576 --> 00:15:58,742 Everything has to be epic. 464 00:15:58,841 --> 00:16:00,109 Okay, stop yelling. 465 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,409 Yeah, just chill out, Ders. 466 00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:02,476 Oh, do you want me to chill? 467 00:16:02,576 --> 00:16:03,810 I thought you wanted to be epic. 468 00:16:03,909 --> 00:16:04,842 Which one do you want, epic or chill? 469 00:16:04,942 --> 00:16:06,077 We want, like, a epic chill. 470 00:16:06,177 --> 00:16:07,677 No, forget about it, man! 471 00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:09,012 I'll be epic 'cause it's Ders Day! 472 00:16:09,111 --> 00:16:10,245 Mother Ders Day! Yeah! 473 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,077 Whoa. 474 00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:13,745 You just scared the fart out of me. 475 00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:15,645 I know, that's why I did that. Let's go! Come on! 476 00:16:15,746 --> 00:16:18,046 - Hey, get back here! - Let's go! 477 00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:19,713 Oh, my God. 478 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,247 What did you eat? 479 00:16:22,346 --> 00:16:24,079 I don't know. 480 00:16:24,134 --> 00:16:25,701 That's been up there for a while. 481 00:16:25,802 --> 00:16:27,168 - That was in the deep butt. - The smell! 482 00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:28,437 I can't breathe! 483 00:16:28,537 --> 00:16:30,771 I'm home! 484 00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:32,636 Oh, happy, epic Ders Day. 485 00:16:32,736 --> 00:16:33,937 My new favorite cape. 486 00:16:35,404 --> 00:16:37,504 Cool boat! I love it! Yeah! 487 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,806 Oh, my God. 488 00:16:39,905 --> 00:16:42,705 Happy Epic Ders Day, Erik the Red. 489 00:16:42,807 --> 00:16:44,041 Okay, Ders, look, 490 00:16:44,139 --> 00:16:45,838 I think the police are on their way. 491 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:47,773 We need to get going, all right? 492 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,142 Who cares! 493 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,006 We're having fun, right? 494 00:16:51,109 --> 00:16:52,708 I'm having fun. Here, here. 495 00:16:52,808 --> 00:16:54,073 - Why? What are you doing? - Here, fight me real quick. 496 00:16:54,074 --> 00:16:55,375 - That's cool, that's cool. - Okay. 497 00:16:55,476 --> 00:16:57,492 Oh, yeah, yeah! 498 00:16:57,539 --> 00:16:58,994 - Oh! - What are you doing? 499 00:16:59,042 --> 00:17:00,176 Oh, God. 500 00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:01,741 I thought these things were CGI. 501 00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:03,409 Oh, yeah, that does not make sense, Adam. 502 00:17:03,511 --> 00:17:05,144 - Oh, my God. - Ders, look, 503 00:17:05,244 --> 00:17:06,834 I know you're in the middle of a mental breakdown. 504 00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:08,634 I get that; sometimes I throw Slipknot on 505 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:13,004 and rage in the room, but we need to squash the beef and go. 506 00:17:13,104 --> 00:17:15,804 Blake, I don't have time for beef, pal, 507 00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:18,970 because I am a Viking! 508 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,372 To the 'Vo! 509 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:21,837 I like Ders when he's like this. 510 00:17:21,939 --> 00:17:24,305 - This is fun. - I feel a little concussed. 511 00:17:31,362 --> 00:17:32,673 Hey, dinosaurs, 512 00:17:32,673 --> 00:17:34,706 why don't you go back to being extinct? 513 00:17:34,807 --> 00:17:36,074 - Yeah! - Nice. 514 00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:38,273 Oh, what the hell? 515 00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:39,940 - I'm so sorry. - We're gonna kick your ass! 516 00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:41,208 - Oh, go, go, go! - Oh, crap! 517 00:17:42,676 --> 00:17:43,975 - Come on, come on. - Go, go, go, go. 518 00:17:44,075 --> 00:17:45,708 This way. Ah! 519 00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:47,644 - Oh, Jesus! - Oh, man! 520 00:17:47,744 --> 00:17:49,443 It's the end of the line, boys. 521 00:17:49,544 --> 00:17:50,443 - Oh, my God. - He escaped. 522 00:17:50,544 --> 00:17:51,445 Damn it, we're trapped. 523 00:17:51,544 --> 00:17:52,711 Wait, there's an exit. 524 00:17:52,812 --> 00:17:55,458 - Oh. - Ah, it's locked! 525 00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:56,759 Forget about it, man, we're toast. 526 00:17:56,759 --> 00:17:58,291 Put the artifacts down now. 527 00:17:58,393 --> 00:17:59,560 - Okay, yeah. - Fine. 528 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:00,959 Here, there's that. 529 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:03,473 Guys, I'm sorry I dragged you here 530 00:18:03,474 --> 00:18:04,806 even though I know you hate museums, 531 00:18:04,906 --> 00:18:06,205 and I just ruined another Ders Day, 532 00:18:06,305 --> 00:18:07,336 and now we're gonna get arrested; great. 533 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,936 Honestly, it's not even your fault, dude. 534 00:18:09,037 --> 00:18:09,938 We were just being selfish. 535 00:18:09,939 --> 00:18:11,440 Ders Days, yes, they do suck. Usually. 536 00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:12,907 Admittedly, they're the worst day. 537 00:18:13,007 --> 00:18:14,306 But like, this was a pretty fun one. 538 00:18:14,408 --> 00:18:15,808 - Appreciate that. - Yeah. 539 00:18:15,909 --> 00:18:17,342 Hey, what do you say we squash the beef? 540 00:18:17,442 --> 00:18:19,175 I never knew what beef you were talking about. 541 00:18:19,275 --> 00:18:21,476 Just the fact that we've been kind of fighting. 542 00:18:21,575 --> 00:18:23,141 - It's squashed. - Is it squashed? 543 00:18:23,243 --> 00:18:24,376 - Yeah. - All right, wait. 544 00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:26,710 One, two, three, beef squashed! 545 00:18:26,811 --> 00:18:28,342 You know what, screw that guy. 546 00:18:28,444 --> 00:18:30,011 Just leave it blocking the door. 547 00:18:30,111 --> 00:18:31,379 Come on, man. 548 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,078 We do that and we're stooping to his level. 549 00:18:33,803 --> 00:18:35,871 That's not what we do at Anderson Delivery. 550 00:18:35,971 --> 00:18:37,205 Let's move it. 551 00:18:42,303 --> 00:18:44,204 Yeah, I have three intruders 552 00:18:44,304 --> 00:18:46,211 at the Museum of Science and History. 553 00:18:46,236 --> 00:18:47,240 Please come down. 554 00:18:47,241 --> 00:18:49,174 Yeah, you freaking wish, Saul, 555 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:52,025 but sorry, the beef is squashed! 556 00:18:52,072 --> 00:18:53,772 - We squashed the beef! - Squashed! Squashed! 557 00:18:53,872 --> 00:18:55,171 I'm gonna try it. 558 00:18:55,273 --> 00:18:56,407 - Whoa! - Whoa! 559 00:18:56,506 --> 00:18:57,673 - Ah! It worked! - Go! 560 00:18:57,774 --> 00:18:59,073 It worked! It worked! 561 00:18:59,173 --> 00:19:02,107 The spell is broken and we live again! 562 00:19:03,975 --> 00:19:05,875 I better never see you in this museum ever again! 563 00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:08,674 You hear me? Never again! 564 00:19:08,775 --> 00:19:10,542 Is that a ficus? 565 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:15,043 ♪ He's insane ♪ 566 00:19:17,911 --> 00:19:19,244 Why do we have to do this again? 567 00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:20,843 Hey, what... ow! Ow, there's thorns. 568 00:19:20,945 --> 00:19:22,544 You guys are gonna find out what's going on. 569 00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:24,022 Let's just say that Ders Day is not over yet. 570 00:19:24,023 --> 00:19:25,158 Ders Day isn't over yet? 571 00:19:25,259 --> 00:19:26,824 All I can say is, it was pretty cool 572 00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:29,125 that, you know, Adam farted his way out of trouble. 573 00:19:29,225 --> 00:19:30,858 - That smelled bad. - Yeah. 574 00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:33,310 God, that smelled, like, medically bad, man. 575 00:19:33,411 --> 00:19:34,846 Like, seriously, you should get yourself checked out. 576 00:19:34,846 --> 00:19:36,546 I feel like I can still smell it or something. 577 00:19:36,647 --> 00:19:39,356 Oh, and the reason for that is because I did poop my pants. 578 00:19:39,381 --> 00:19:40,814 Oh, there was some poop in the toot. 579 00:19:40,915 --> 00:19:42,103 A ton of it's actually smeared 580 00:19:42,103 --> 00:19:43,043 on my butt cheeks; I'm gonna have to 581 00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:44,709 take off my underwear when we get inside, so. 582 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,077 - Yeah, yeah. - Also, I realized 583 00:19:46,176 --> 00:19:47,676 something about Dr. Jerry Larryberry. 584 00:19:47,778 --> 00:19:50,705 - Who's that? - He was lying to me. 585 00:19:50,737 --> 00:19:51,206 Obviously. 586 00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:53,367 He actually was a real big liar. 587 00:19:53,368 --> 00:19:55,435 I don't even think he was in the CIA, truthfully. 588 00:19:55,535 --> 00:19:56,256 I think we knew. 589 00:19:56,257 --> 00:19:59,154 And he, um, jerked me off once. 590 00:19:59,155 --> 00:20:00,289 - Oh. - Obviously, yeah. 591 00:20:00,388 --> 00:20:01,921 That's, like, a no-brainer. 592 00:20:02,022 --> 00:20:03,889 Ah, that's neither here nor there, but remember 593 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,413 when I hit that dinosaur in the head with that sword? 594 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,261 Yes, yes. Ders Day has been epic. 595 00:20:07,261 --> 00:20:09,961 It's about to get a little bit more epic, 596 00:20:09,961 --> 00:20:11,532 and I'm just squeezing through you. 597 00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:12,725 - I'm still not fully on board. - I know you can't see me, 598 00:20:12,726 --> 00:20:14,259 but go ahead and take off your blindfolds and look up. 599 00:20:14,361 --> 00:20:15,794 - Okay. - What... where are we? 600 00:20:15,894 --> 00:20:17,260 Not straight up, but just kind of up and forward. 601 00:20:17,362 --> 00:20:18,528 - Oh! - Yeah! 602 00:20:18,628 --> 00:20:19,762 - Oh, Chili's! - Ooh! 603 00:20:19,863 --> 00:20:21,029 It's a Ders Day, baby! 604 00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:22,263 It's a Ders Day, baby! Yes! 605 00:20:22,363 --> 00:20:23,564 Now we're talking. 606 00:20:23,663 --> 00:20:25,096 Just get in there! Get in there! 607 00:20:25,198 --> 00:20:27,230 We should've just came right here, you idiot. 608 00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:30,029 Uh, I will take... 609 00:20:30,131 --> 00:20:31,838 three triple dippers. 610 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,107 One of every option, please. 611 00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:35,274 Yes, and I would like the steak fajitas. 612 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,241 No beef. Extra squash. 613 00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:37,907 Nice. Good call. 614 00:20:37,908 --> 00:20:40,071 And then a order of wings over buffalo for moi. 615 00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,204 And don't forget the... 616 00:20:41,303 --> 00:20:43,639 ♪ Chili's ♪ 617 00:20:43,737 --> 00:20:47,703 ♪ Baby back ribs ♪ 618 00:20:47,804 --> 00:20:49,437 ♪ Barbecue sauce ♪ 619 00:20:49,537 --> 00:20:51,237 Okay, you almost forgot the barbecue sauce! 620 00:20:51,339 --> 00:20:53,039 So, basically, one of everything? 621 00:20:53,139 --> 00:20:54,306 - Sure. - Yeah. 622 00:20:54,407 --> 00:20:55,540 - That works too. - Yeah, yeah. 623 00:20:55,639 --> 00:20:56,540 Just one of everything. 624 00:20:56,639 --> 00:20:58,541 Nice! 625 00:20:58,565 --> 00:21:00,565 - Synced and corrected by hawken45 - - www.addic7ed.com -