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- Okay. Are we ready? All right.
- Yup. Ready.
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Oh, my God, Ders, come out here!
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- Ders! Help!
- Hurry! Hurry!
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- ADAM: Help!
- What are you guys doing up there?
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Come on, we got to go. We're gonna be late.
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Okay, just give us two secs.
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Blake, will you do me the honor
of pulling my finger?
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Sure, Adam.
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I'd love to.
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- It's a marble.
- Yeah.
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- Watch this.
- What's gonna happen?
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Kerplunk. Kerplunk.
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BLAKE: There it goes! It's coming!
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(BOTH YELLING AND LAUGHING)
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- BLAKE: It's going...
- (ADAM YELLING)
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(WATER DRIPPING)
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Is there something out here
I'm supposed to see?
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It's a... It's a roof Goldberg.
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'Cause we're on the roof.
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Like Rube Goldberg, but it's "roof."
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We should have probably done it
in the front yard.
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- Yeah.
- This is kind of a poor plan.
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- There's the guy!
- Oh!
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- Oh!
- Oh, it worked!
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- Oh!
- It worked!
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(SCREAMS)
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(STRAINED) Hold on.
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Hold on.
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Hold on.
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Hold on.
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Nope. It went back up.
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It went back up in the deep butt.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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(SINGING) I'm fresh
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You gotta, you gotta
You gotta, gotta
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Gotta be fresh
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Can I take these blindfolds off?
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- I got hot eyes.
- Yeah, dude, come on.
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I got to feed my Tamagotchi.
I don't want him to die.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Not yet, okay?
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I want to record your faces when you find out
what we're doing for this year's Ders' Day.
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Dude, this better not be lame, man.
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I mean, last Ders' Day sucked.
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Admittedly, that was the
worst day of my life...
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- BLAKE: Yeah, terrible.
- And a lot of my family members
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have died tragically, you know?
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Blake's Day rules. Adam's Day rules.
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- Ders' Day...
- (IMITATES HORN)
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Drools. Yeah, you could've finished it.
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Well, I think you're gonna be
pleasantly surprised
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when you find out what I have
in store for you this year.
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- (ADAM SNIFFING)
- What?
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I smell it. I smell it.
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We're at a mother-freaking Chili's right now,
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and we're gonna use that $100 gift card
that your grandpa sent you.
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- Oh, my gosh!
- Yes!
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I forgot about that, dude! Yes, dude!
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You know how many Triple Dippers
we can buy with 100 bones?
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Guys, stop. Ready?
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Okay, you can take off your blindfolds...
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...now, and get ready
for the Ders' Day of your life!
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Welcome to "Vikings of Scandinavia"!
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(FOREBODING MUSIC)
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What the fuck kind of Chili's is this?
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It's not a Chili's. It's a museum.
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You better hope there's
a Chili's To Go in here.
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Oh, that's what it is.
There's definitely a Chili's To Go in here.
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- You think?
- Yeah, it's a museum.
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- It has a Chili's To Go.
- Okay.
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Chili's To Go in this bitch!
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And your card works there, right?
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- No... I...
- You did check on that, right?
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Screw you for taking us
to a freaking museum.
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These places are... They're a scam.
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- It's not a scam.
- Yes, they are.
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You're sipping the government Kool-Aid.
That's what they want you to believe.
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Luckily, I never had to sip
from that poisonous well
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because I went to private school.
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You went to private school?
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Yeah, I did. In fact, it was wildly private.
I was the only student.
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I was taught by my mom's special friend,
Dr. Jerry Larryberry.
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He was, like, a really cool guy.
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Like, during the day he'd, like, teach me
stuff like history, or, you know, whatever.
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And then, at night, he would...
He would, um...
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He'd fuck my mom.
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- Cool teacher.
- Yeah, he was cool.
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He also was an ex-spy
on the run from the government.
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He was like,
"Don't believe in museums or any of that.
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"If you have a question, ask me."
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He'd also make me chop a lot of firewood
shirtless in the backyard, he was a cool guy.
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- Sure.
- No way.
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Museums, they give me the willies, man.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, they are haunted.
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I mean, there's mummies downstairs.
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There's dead animals
hanging all over the walls.
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They're all crammed into one building.
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- It's bad juju, man.
- 'Cause it's fake, yeah.
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Guys, there's no "haunted".
There's no "bad juju".
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This is just a regular, normal museum, okay?
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As an executive in charge
of our friendship circle,
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I say Ders' Day...
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...canceled. Blake, let's go home and try
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to gain my fart back from my deep butthole.
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I like that idea, man.
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- Okay.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, wait, okay?
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You thought I was gonna really just bring you
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to a museum and show you
these beautiful fossils...
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Mmm-hmm.
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And make you learn stuff
that you probably should know.
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No. What? I brought you here...
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To...
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Steal...
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(CAMERA BEEPS) Erik the Red's helmet.
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- What?
- Really?
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Like, a secret mission to steal something?
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- It's a heist, guys.
- I love heists.
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And we're gonna make this
the best Ders' Day ever.
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- Heist this bitch.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Very smart. Very cool.
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Tell this evil museum to freaking suck it!
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And then we'll go to Chili's.
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- Yeah, fuck you, museum!
- Suck it.
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- Fuck you, museum.
- You suck!
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- Fuck...
- Hey!
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- Oh, my God!
- What is going on?
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If you guys don't keep it down,
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
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You're gonna have to ask us to leave?
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What are you, the king of this place?
Doubt it.
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I am the assistant director of the museum,
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and the director is on his honeymoon,
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so, yes, for all intents and purposes,
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I am the king.
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Now, if I catch you causing trouble again,
you're gone.
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- Understand?
- Understood. Understood.
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- Okay.
- Right. Right.
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Congratulations to your boss.
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DERS: God, I can't believe we're here.
I can't wait to see the helmets
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and the... But, anyway, so, the plan...
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Is that I'm gonna
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steal the helmet, and
you guys are gonna be lookouts.
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- Cool? All right. All right.
- Okay.
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Hey, Ders, uh, if you could just kind of
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make it quick, you know?
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This place has some serious
Night at the Museum disaster potential.
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Yeah, I bet there's, like, hell of ancient tablets
just waiting to explode all around this place.
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No, probably not,
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but here's my selfie stick,
and you guys can play with that.
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Use it to peer around corners as lookouts.
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- Right?
- Oh, okay.
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I was wondering why you were using it.
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I was like, "Wow, Ders,
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"What are you, a widowed dentist
on a cruise ship or something?"
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(LAUGHS) But really, it's a heist tool
disguised as a lame thing only losers have.
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- Very cool.
- Yeah, that's sick.
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Yeah, exactly.
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So, um, eyes peeled. Lookouts.
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Dang, man,
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I can't believe Ders took us to the museum.
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And I can't believe Ders
thinks we're gonna sit around
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and be lookouts while he gets to heist.
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We're the frickin' heisters, dude.
Let's go freaking heist some stuff!
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- All right.
- Let's heist!
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- Okay, what? What are we stealing?
- I have no idea. We'll figure it out.
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- Let's just go look.
- All right.
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(CLASSICAL MUSIC)
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So it's only $13.99? Is that right?
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- That's right.
- (EXHALES)
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So it's a steal after all.
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Wow, look at this.
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Museum's so desperate to seem cool
they made up, like, a spooky curse.
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Okay, dude, curses are very real.
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- As you know, I've been cursed...
- Mmm-hmm.
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With like a very huge, long wiener.
(SNICKERS)
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I know that's a lie. I've seen your dick.
It's very small.
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Not hard.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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Well, I just figured out
what we're about to heist.
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You want a smoke a bowl?
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, dude.
Yes, I like where your head's at.
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But... I don't know, man.
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I've got a bad feeling about this.
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We just need to find
the weakness in the cage.
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- What?
- (BANGS)
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Whoa.
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- (BANGS)
- What are you do...
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- Stop.
- Oh, here's the lock.
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You just need to wiggle your
tiny little spaghetti fingers
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in there, and wiggle it free.
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Okay, I don't have tiny spaghetti fingers,
all right?
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- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't.
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And I don't got a tiny spaghetti dick either.
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You do. Yeah, we just covered this.
You have a very tiny penis.
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I don't. You've never seen it hard.
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- I've seen it dozens of times.
- Not hard.
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I'll just take one of your bobby pins.
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- I don't have bobby pins.
- Yes, you do.
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You have a small dick,
and you carry bobby pins.
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That's who you are as a person.
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- No, it's a pipe cleaner.
- Okay, just use it.
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I actually have seen your dick hard. Okay...
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- Oh, you have?
- Yeah.
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- Keep a lookout.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Obviously.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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All right. Based on the movies I've seen,
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you just snap it in,
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you look off in the distance,
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and you just wiggle it...
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(LOCK CLICKING)
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I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
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Are you kidding me? You got it? Dude.
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Dude, I didn't think you'd
be able to do it this way.
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You know, I believe in myself,
and that's what it takes
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sometimes to be a champion.
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I'm impressed. Okay.
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Uh...
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Okay, she's gone. She's gone.
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How do we... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That is a weight sensor.
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- Let me do my magic.
- I'm gonna step back,
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'cause you're probably gonna get
killed by lasers or something.
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- Huh.
- Okay. Guess it wasn't a weight sensor.
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- Yeah, my bad.
- All right.
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- Sorry about that.
- All right.
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- Let's go smoke a bowl.
- All right.
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Hey, dude, when did you see my dick hard?
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Like, two Christmases ago,
you said it was something about the eggnog.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Hey, check it out. Pretty cool, huh?
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Are you kidding?
It's a bunch of old crap put on mannequins.
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No, no, you've got to...
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You've got to use your imagination, right?
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Imagine you and your friends
on a Viking longship,
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battling the high seas, and then...
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(GASPS)... you discover America!
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But in the 11th century.
Eat that, Christopher Columbus, right?
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I'm only here 'cause my mom
dragged me here.
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I'd rather be anywhere else.
238
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- You don't like museums?
- No one likes museums!
239
00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:48,983
Mom, this giant Ken doll is annoying me.
240
00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:52,553
No, I'm not.
You're a Barbie-face poopy mouth.
241
00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:54,598
Smoke 'em, big chief.
242
00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,225
(BOTH LAUGH)
243
00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,499
(ALARM BLARES)
244
00:08:58,971 --> 00:09:00,529
What did you do?
245
00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:02,870
- That's not us, right?
- Dude.
246
00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:06,036
Excuse me. Excuse me, everyone.
We need to evacuate the building.
247
00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:09,275
Please move to the nearest exit.
No running! Jesus.
248
00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:12,511
- Okay. Hey, just follow me.
- Yeah, okay.
249
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,447
You two, let's go.
250
00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,987
Yeah, no, that's what we're doing.
251
00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:17,851
We're having so much fun.
252
00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:22,987
- (MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
- You think anybody saw us?
253
00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,086
- Hey, you guys.
- Oh!
254
00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:25,926
- What's happening?
- Guess what? Success!
255
00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:28,159
- Oh! Yeah, it was.
- Cool!
256
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,202
All right, man, I guess it was
a double success,
257
00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,362
'cause we heisted this peace pipe.
258
00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:33,803
- Uh-oh.
- What?
259
00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:36,205
Dude, are you insane?
You can't steal from the museum!
260
00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:38,910
- Shh.
- Why not? You did.
261
00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:40,570
No. I bought this, okay?
I lied about the heist
262
00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,807
just so you guys would stop complaining
and have a little fun.
263
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,476
Well, we had fun, stealing,
like you said you were gonna do.
264
00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:47,712
- Yeah.
- Who cares?
265
00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:48,913
Let's just get out of here.
266
00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,387
Give me my selfie stick. Let's go.
267
00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:52,424
(STAMMERS) Oh...
268
00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:54,322
Where's my selfie stick?
269
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,590
Yeah, actually, we kind of
Indiana Jonesed that
270
00:09:57,663 --> 00:09:59,563
at the Native American exhibit.
271
00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:02,601
So you left my selfie stick
in there with my phone,
272
00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:04,135
which has a video that says,
273
00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:06,398
"We're going to rob this museum," on it?
274
00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:07,734
Correct?
275
00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:08,967
- Sorry.
- Okay.
276
00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,565
- Yeah. We did do that.
- Okay.
277
00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,634
- Shoot. That's a bummer.
- Oh, my God, dude.
278
00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,235
It's way worse than you think.
279
00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,644
What? What now?
280
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,114
My Tamagotchi died.
281
00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:18,814
Oh, no, you all right?
282
00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:20,784
No, I'm not okay. Everything's going wrong.
283
00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:23,549
You know what just happened?
We... We're cursed.
284
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,614
- How are we cursed?
- We smoked the peace pipe
285
00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:26,953
when there's beef in our crew.
286
00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:28,459
That makes it a beef pipe.
287
00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:30,688
That's, like, Native American 101, dude.
288
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,856
I did not smoke a beef pipe. Let it be known.
289
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:36,095
Yes, you did, and I smoked the
big beef pipe in his pants,
290
00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:38,568
and it's all going downhill,
we're cursed, man.
291
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,196
Shh! We do not have time for this, okay?
292
00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,069
We need to get that beef pipe back in there
293
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,608
and find my phone
before someone else does.
294
00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,701
Oh, we need to squash the beef
and lift the curse.
295
00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:47,678
Otherwise, this stuff's gonna be
going wrong all day.
296
00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:48,907
I can already tell. Look it.
297
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,778
If I get my phone,
I'll squash all the beef you want.
298
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,044
- Okay, fine.
- Let's just go to Chili's.
299
00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,710
Your attention, please.
I'm sorry, but since the museum
300
00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:55,344
closes in a half hour,
we're gonna close early
301
00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:57,115
so we can check the alarm system.
302
00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:59,987
But come back tomorrow with your
ticket stubs for refunds,
303
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:03,028
and remember, next week,
"A Walk With Dinosaurs"!
304
00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:04,562
Exciting stuff!
305
00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,322
Boo! This guy sucks!
306
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,661
Shut up. Let's go. This way.
307
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:08,893
- Go. Go this way. Go.
- Ow!
308
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,367
(BEATBOXING)
309
00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:14,569
(BEATBOXING)
310
00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:19,368
There's gotta be, like, a side door
we can sneak in or something.
311
00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:22,842
Yeah, I'm just trying to massage
the fart out of me right now.
312
00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:24,314
Hey, can we focus?
313
00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,374
Jeez, Ders, you almost
scared the fart out of me.
314
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,181
You should do that.
Try to scare the fart out of me.
315
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,846
I'm not scaring the fart out of you.
316
00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,287
Fine, then. No more farts.
317
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,552
No more farts in our crew.
We don't get to talk about farts anymore.
318
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:34,854
- We used to love it.
- Great, yeah.
319
00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:36,724
You can't block a door. It's a fire hazard.
320
00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,161
Get that out of the way.
321
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:41,028
Will you guys just stop beefing?
We have enough beef to squash already.
322
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,328
- Do you like farts?
- I love farts.
323
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:44,460
- Am I in the wrong here?
- No, I'll marry a fart, I swear to...
324
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,162
- Wait.
- What is this?
325
00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:47,995
Is this bamboo?
326
00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,335
Is this bamboo?
327
00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,069
You imbeciles brought the wrong shipment!
328
00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:54,169
Do you know how ridiculous it would be to
have dinosaurs roaming around in bamboo,
329
00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:57,443
when everyone knows there was
no bamboo in the Cretaceous Period?
330
00:11:57,983 --> 00:11:59,951
- I think it's down this way.
- Okay.
331
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,016
- (GASPS)
- Hide, hide!
332
00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:06,921
So have you ever worked
with dinosaur costumes before?
333
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:09,051
No, but I did the Sesame Street live tour,
334
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:12,188
and the Snuffleupagus puppet
is basically the same size.
335
00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:17,929
- Gone?
- Yeah.
336
00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,937
- Oh, my God, that was close. Okay.
- (EXHALING)
337
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:21,973
- Oh, hide, hide, hide!
- What?
338
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:26,407
Yeah, I did background work
on a couple other movies,
339
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,642
- but Frank Oz was a nightmare to work with.
- Oh, Frank's the worst.
340
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,615
I was finally like,
"You know, life's too short."
341
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:35,814
Last time I saw Frank, I said to myself,
"This man needs to go away, like, forever."
342
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:39,880
Okay, come on.
343
00:12:42,027 --> 00:12:43,221
DAN: We're starting.
344
00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:44,728
LISA: Oh, I left my gloves in the car.
345
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,822
Start without me. I'll be back in a jiffy.
346
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,093
Oh.
347
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,998
- Okay, the phone's this way.
- Come on, let's go.
348
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,368
- Good idea. Great idea.
- Yeah.
349
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:54,997
All right, okay.
350
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,166
- Look how good I am at this.
- Get it, get it.
351
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,436
I can do it with my eyes closed.
352
00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:00,068
(SHOUTS) Open your eyes and get it!
353
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,813
Okay, Ders, you almost scared
the fart out of me.
354
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,407
I wish. That'd be awesome.
I've been looking forward to that fart.
355
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:06,746
- Yeah, open it please.
- Go, please.
356
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,480
- Come on.
- All right, got it.
357
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:09,987
- Here you go.
- Give me the phone.
358
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:13,320
Okay, look, now you have your phone, Ders.
Please, will you just squash the beef?
359
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:16,190
Hey, what in the Dark Ages are you doing?
360
00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:17,924
- Run.
- Run!
361
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,487
- Go!
- Run, run, run!
362
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,499
Not running. Not running.
363
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:25,726
Come on!
364
00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,299
(PANTING) Where...
Where are we going, Ders?
365
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,205
- I don't know.
- Stop!
366
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,176
Get them! They're bad boys!
367
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:37,177
Oh, my God! Run!
368
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,809
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- Go, go, go!
369
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,785
- Let me in! Let me in!
- (SCREAMING)
370
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,683
(WHIMPERING)
371
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,622
(PANTING)
372
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,332
Shh!
373
00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:07,309
(BOTH SCREAMING)
374
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,585
Lock it! Lock it! Lock it! Lock it!
375
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,011
(ALL LAUGHING)
376
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,452
Will you guys please come out?
377
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,329
- Never!
- Oh, come on.
378
00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:26,557
We're in the middle of a rehearsal,
and we need to finish
379
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,657
so we can get over to the
children's hospital.
380
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,428
We're supposed to do
a puppet show for the sick kids.
381
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:33,698
Just come out. We'll let you go.
382
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:35,831
We don't even work for the museum.
383
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:37,639
How do we know it's not a trick?
384
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,871
I swear on Jim Henson's life.
385
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,378
Come on, please!
386
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,381
We'll let you try on the dinosaur suits.
387
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,106
- We get to try on the suits.
- Okay, that's cool.
388
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,674
- "Jim Henson's life"?
- Are they safe?
389
00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,014
Are they hot? Are they breathable?
390
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,453
- Are you serious?
- Okay, okay. We're coming out.
391
00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:52,114
Okay, how do you make the eyes blink?
392
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,318
- Ah, yeah, this is gonna be cool.
- That's like a really cool...
393
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:55,950
- Heck, yeah.
- What the fuck
394
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,155
- Hello.
- That's what you get for ruining our rehearsal,
395
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,390
you idiots.
396
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,727
What kind of children's hospital
397
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:03,029
has a dinosaur party at 8:00 p. M?
398
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:05,360
Okay, don't you throw logic in my face.
399
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:06,699
You gave us your word.
400
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:08,535
I swore on Jim Henson's life.
401
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:09,767
- Right.
- Exactly.
402
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,434
Jim Henson has been dead for years!
403
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,910
We are all students of Brian Henson's.
404
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,241
I should've known that.
405
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:16,474
- Brian Henson.
- Enough.
406
00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:19,016
Watch the teeth, buster. I'll sue you.
407
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,917
BOTH: Brian Henson! Brian Henson!
408
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,477
Brian Henson!
409
00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:24,852
(BEATBOXING)
410
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,955
(BEATBOXING)
411
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,489
(BLAKE SIGHS)
412
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:36,432
- Sit down, and don't move.
- (SIGHS)
413
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,936
There's only two chairs. I'm gonna stand.
414
00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:41,063
I hope you little turd boys
like getting arrested,
415
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,402
because I'm calling the police.
416
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:43,736
What's with you and turds?
417
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:47,711
You've got, like, a weird butthole fixation,
and also a fixation on little boys.
418
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,179
You're a pedophile. Ders!
419
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,045
I bet you feel good, don't you?
420
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,711
Because this is, hands down, the worst
Ders' Day of all time. Congratulations.
421
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,687
Whatever, man. You didn't even
give Ders' Day a chance.
422
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,052
It could've been a nice day
at the museum, but no!
423
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,092
Three Caucasian men.
They were trying to steal.
424
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,321
- Everything has to be "epic".
- Okay, stop yelling.
425
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:04,862
Yeah, just chill out, Ders.
426
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:05,988
Oh, do you want me to chill?
427
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,465
I thought you wanted to be epic.
Which one do you want, epic or chill?
428
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,866
- We want, like, an epic chill.
- No, forget about it, man!
429
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,233
I'll be epic 'cause it's Ders' Day!
430
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,498
Mother... Ders' Day! Yeah!
431
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,563
- (LOUD FLATULENCE)
- Whoa.
432
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,105
You just scared the fart out of me.
433
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,007
I know, that's why I did that. Let's go!
Come on!
434
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,410
- Hey, get back here!
- Let's go!
435
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,205
- Oh, my God.
- (LAUGHING)
436
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,773
What did you eat?
437
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:29,184
I don't know. That's been
up there for a while.
438
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,654
- That was in the deep butt.
- The smell! I can't breathe!
439
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:33,955
I'm home!
440
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,856
Oh, happy, epic Ders' Day.
441
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,225
My new favorite cape.
442
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,695
(MIMICS WHOOSHING)
443
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,857
Cool boat! I love it! Yeah!
444
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,163
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
445
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:46,170
Happy Epic Ders' Day, Erik the Red.
446
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:47,398
BLAKE: Okay, Ders, look,
447
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,202
I think the police are on their way.
448
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,242
We need to get going, all right?
449
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,504
Who cares!
450
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,375
We're having fun, right?
451
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:55,811
I'm having fun. Here, here.
452
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,678
- Why? What are you doing?
- Here, fight me real quick.
453
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,377
- That's cool, that's cool.
- Okay.
454
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:00,850
Oh, yeah, yeah!
455
00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:02,250
- Oh!
- What are you doing?
456
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:05,119
ADAM: Oh, God.
I thought these things were CGI.
457
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,919
Oh, yeah, that does not make sense, Adam.
458
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,584
- Oh, my God.
- Ders, look,
459
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,321
I know you're in the middle
of a mental breakdown.
460
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:11,988
I get that, sometimes I throw Slipknot on
461
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:16,330
and rage in the room,
but we need to squash the beef and go.
462
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:19,394
Blake, I don't have time for beef, pal,
463
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:22,497
because I am a Viking!
464
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:23,905
To the 'Vo!
465
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,443
I like Ders when he's like this.
466
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,809
- This is fun. I feel a little concussed.
- (ALL WHOOPING)
467
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:35,948
Hey, dinosaurs,
468
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,955
why don't you go back to being extinct?
469
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,354
- Yeah!
- Nice.
470
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,556
Oh, what the hell?
471
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,254
- I'm so sorry.
- We're gonna kick your ass!
472
00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:44,761
- Oh, go, go, go!
- Oh, crap!
473
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:45,956
(ALL YELLING)
474
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,430
- Come on, come on.
- Go, go, go, go.
475
00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:49,126
- This way.
- (ALL SCREAM)
476
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,032
- Oh, Jesus!
- Oh, man!
477
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,900
- It's the end of the line, boys.
- Oh, my God.
478
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,871
- He escaped.
- Damn it, we're trapped.
479
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,305
Wait, there's an exit.
480
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,969
- Oh.
- Ah, it's locked!
481
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,511
Forget about it, man, we're toast.
482
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,206
Put the artifacts down now.
483
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,475
- Okay, yeah.
- Fine.
484
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:04,777
Here, there's that.
485
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,785
Guys, I'm sorry I dragged you here
even though I know you hate museums,
486
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,583
and I just ruined another Ders' Day,
and now we're gonna get arrested, great.
487
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,420
Honestly, it's not even your fault, dude.
We were just being selfish.
488
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:16,689
Ders' Days, yes, they do suck.
Admittedly, they're the worst day.
489
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,491
But like, this was a pretty fun one.
490
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:19,690
- Appreciate that.
- Yeah.
491
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,164
Hey, what do you say we squash the beef?
492
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,894
I never knew what beef
you were talking about.
493
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,163
BLAKE: Well, just the fact that
we've been kind of fighting.
494
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,795
- It's squashed.
- Is it squashed?
495
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:27,896
- Yeah.
- All right, wait.
496
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:30,203
One, two, three, beef squashed!
497
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,601
You know what, screw that guy.
Just leave it blocking the door.
498
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:34,976
Come on, man.
499
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,674
We do that and we're stooping to his level.
500
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:40,481
That's not what we do at Anderson Delivery.
Let's move it.
501
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:49,625
Yeah, I have three intruders
at the Museum of Science and History.
502
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:50,923
Please come down.
503
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:55,126
Yeah, you freaking wish, Saul, but sorry,
the beef is squashed!
504
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,827
- We squashed the beef!
- Squashed! Squashed!
505
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,233
I'm gonna try it.
506
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,463
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
507
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:00,766
- Ah! It worked!
- Go!
508
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,136
- Stop it!
- It worked! It worked!
509
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:04,971
The spell is broken and we live again!
510
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:08,946
I better never see you
in this museum ever again!
511
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:11,278
You hear me? Never again!
512
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,317
Is that a ficus?
513
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,374
(BEATBOXING)
514
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,348
(SINGING) He's insane
515
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:19,654
(BEATBOXING)
516
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:23,394
Hey, why do we have to do this again?
517
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,894
- Hey, what... Ow!
- Ow, there's thorns.
518
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:28,524
You guys are gonna find out what's going on.
Let's just say that Ders' Day is not over yet.
519
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,760
ADAM: Ders' Day isn't over yet?
520
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,268
All I can say is, it was pretty cool
521
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,566
that, you know,
Adam farted his way out of trouble.
522
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,402
- (LAUGHS) That smelled bad.
- (LAUGHS) Yeah.
523
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:37,499
God, that smelled, like, medically bad, man.
524
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:39,373
Like, seriously, you should
get yourself checked out.
525
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,105
I feel like I can still
smell it or something.
526
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,705
Oh, and the reason for that
is because I did poop my pants.
527
00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:46,375
- Oh, there was some poop in the toot.
- A ton of it's actually smeared
528
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:49,682
on my butt cheeks, I'm gonna have to
take off my underwear when we get inside, so.
529
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,188
- Yeah, yeah.
- Also, I realized something
530
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:52,655
about Dr. Jerry Larryberry.
531
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,124
- Who's that?
- He was lying to me.
532
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,492
- Obviously.
- He actually was a real big liar.
533
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,929
I don't even think he was
in the CIA, truthfully.
534
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:03,490
- I think we knew.
- And he, um, jerked me off once.
535
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,161
- Oh.
- Obviously, yeah.
536
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:06,396
That's, like, a no-brainer.
537
00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:08,063
Ah, that's neither here nor there,
but remember
538
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,767
when I hit that dinosaur
in the head with that sword?
539
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,832
Yes, yes. Ders' Day has been epic.
540
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:16,006
It's about to get a little bit more epic,
and I'm just squeezing through you.
541
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,673
I know you can't see me,
but go ahead and take off
542
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:18,807
your blindfolds and look up.
543
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,249
- Okay.
- What... Where are we?
544
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,718
Not straight up,
but just kind of up and forward.
545
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:22,981
- Oh!
- Yeah!
546
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,215
- Oh, Chili's!
- Ooh!
547
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:27,190
It's a Ders' Day, baby!
It's a Ders' Day, baby! Yes!
548
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,853
- Now we're talking.
- Just get in there! Get in there!
549
00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,520
We should've just came right here, you idiot.
550
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:34,327
Uh, I will take...
551
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,495
Three Triple Dippers,
one of every option, please.
552
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,503
Yes, and I would like the steak fajitas.
553
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,131
- No beef. Extra squash.
- Nice. Good call.
554
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,573
And then an order of wings
over buffalo for moi.
555
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,235
And don't forget the...
556
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,108
(SINGS) Chili's...
557
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,638
ALL: (SINGING) Baby back ribs
558
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,745
Barbecue sauce
559
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:55,844
Okay, you almost forgot the barbecue sauce!
560
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,946
So, basically, one of everything?
561
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,315
- Sure.
- Yeah.
562
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,154
- That works too. Just one of everything.
- Yeah, yeah.
563
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:02,420
Nice!
564
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:08,829
"Indiana Jonesing."
565
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:12,336
It's... We...
We replaced it with a similar sized item.
566
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:13,530
Your selfie stick.
567
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,835
Thus, countering the waste displace...
568
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,841
We replaced it with a similar item.
Your selfie stick.
569
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,138
Thus, countering the weight...
570
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,237
(STAMMERS AND LAUGHS)
571
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:32,000
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