1 00:00:01,623 --> 00:00:02,790 Attention, everyone! 2 00:00:02,791 --> 00:00:05,624 Say good-bye to the Jake Peralta you know and love, 3 00:00:05,627 --> 00:00:08,329 for today is the day I forever change. 4 00:00:08,330 --> 00:00:10,064 Ooh, are you finally growing a mustache? 5 00:00:10,098 --> 00:00:11,398 No, you know I can't do that, 6 00:00:11,399 --> 00:00:13,167 and it's cruel of you to keep bringing it up. 7 00:00:13,201 --> 00:00:15,669 This envelope contains the inheritance my uncle left me. 8 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:17,905 He died a year ago; he was so rich, 9 00:00:17,906 --> 00:00:19,907 he had a whole room in his house just to eat in. 10 00:00:19,941 --> 00:00:21,375 You mean like a dining room? 11 00:00:21,409 --> 00:00:23,544 - Yeah, but in Manhattan. - Oh, dang. 12 00:00:23,545 --> 00:00:25,413 Now, just because I'm definitely rich now 13 00:00:25,414 --> 00:00:27,081 doesn't mean I'm gonna forget my roots. 14 00:00:27,082 --> 00:00:29,083 You all get something, so fire away. 15 00:00:29,117 --> 00:00:31,418 Jake, your friendship is gift enough for me. 16 00:00:31,453 --> 00:00:33,888 Friendship is crap. I want a Ducati Monster 821. 17 00:00:33,889 --> 00:00:35,623 All right, Rosa gets a motorcycle. 18 00:00:35,657 --> 00:00:37,558 Oh, cool. I want a fast sports car. 19 00:00:37,592 --> 00:00:38,993 Come on. You can be honest. 20 00:00:38,994 --> 00:00:40,694 I want old, expensive books. I'll send you a list. 21 00:00:40,729 --> 00:00:41,796 There you go. 22 00:00:41,797 --> 00:00:44,598 Now, let's find out what I'm worth. 23 00:00:44,599 --> 00:00:46,634 Oh, I'm too nervous to open it. Sarge, you do it. 24 00:00:46,668 --> 00:00:48,235 Okay. 25 00:00:50,338 --> 00:00:53,207 It's stock. One million shares! 26 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:54,642 Oh, my God! 27 00:00:54,643 --> 00:00:56,577 Of Blockbuster Video stock. 28 00:00:56,611 --> 00:00:59,146 - All: Ohh. - What? Is that bad? 29 00:00:59,147 --> 00:01:01,649 I still have a Blockbuster card! 30 00:01:01,650 --> 00:01:03,350 What happened to Blockbuster? 31 00:01:03,351 --> 00:01:07,157 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 32 00:01:07,158 --> 00:01:14,361 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:23,372 --> 00:01:27,141 [funky music] 34 00:01:27,142 --> 00:01:29,510 Mapping, mapping, mapping, mapping, 35 00:01:29,544 --> 00:01:32,246 mapping, mapping. 36 00:01:32,247 --> 00:01:33,781 What's going on there, buddy? 37 00:01:33,782 --> 00:01:35,883 Just making a final imprint of your face 38 00:01:35,884 --> 00:01:37,718 before the LASIK surgery goes poorly 39 00:01:37,719 --> 00:01:39,487 and my eyeballs get burned off. 40 00:01:39,521 --> 00:01:42,089 Why stop at the eyes? Burn off your whole head. 41 00:01:42,124 --> 00:01:45,559 Charles, the surgery is going to go fine, all right? 42 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,495 You'll have some vision impairment for a few hours, 43 00:01:47,496 --> 00:01:48,763 and I'm gonna be with you the whole time! 44 00:01:48,797 --> 00:01:50,798 Plus, they're gonna give you some of those sweet-ass 45 00:01:50,799 --> 00:01:52,299 Robocop sunglasses. 46 00:01:52,334 --> 00:01:54,502 Those are blind people sunglasses. 47 00:01:55,504 --> 00:01:57,638 Captain. What are you doing here? 48 00:01:57,672 --> 00:01:59,607 Thought you took the day off to pack for your big trip, 49 00:01:59,608 --> 00:02:00,875 or did you finally realize 50 00:02:00,876 --> 00:02:02,710 that it only takes one minute to pack? 51 00:02:02,744 --> 00:02:04,078 Not if you care about your possessions 52 00:02:04,079 --> 00:02:05,546 and what the world sees when they look at you. 53 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:07,281 - Huh. - I'm not going. 54 00:02:07,315 --> 00:02:08,849 Cheddar's regular dog sitter is ill, 55 00:02:08,850 --> 00:02:10,151 and the heat's out in my house, 56 00:02:10,152 --> 00:02:11,685 so I don't think it's a good time for me 57 00:02:11,686 --> 00:02:13,387 to visit Kevin in Paris. 58 00:02:13,388 --> 00:02:15,523 Sir, you can't just cancel your trip. 59 00:02:15,524 --> 00:02:17,525 You guys haven't seen each other in months. 60 00:02:17,526 --> 00:02:20,027 How about this: Amy and I 61 00:02:20,028 --> 00:02:21,862 will look after your house while you're gone. 62 00:02:21,863 --> 00:02:23,698 - Right, Ames? - Totally. 63 00:02:23,732 --> 00:02:26,333 I thought you two were watching Ray Charles Boyle. 64 00:02:26,368 --> 00:02:27,501 Good point. 65 00:02:27,502 --> 00:02:29,570 Charles can come with us and look after Cheddar. 66 00:02:29,571 --> 00:02:30,638 I'm told that blind people 67 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:32,273 have a special connection with dogs. 68 00:02:32,274 --> 00:02:34,375 I knew it. You do think I'm gonna go blind. 69 00:02:34,409 --> 00:02:35,643 That's an interesting offer, 70 00:02:35,644 --> 00:02:36,877 but I don't want to be an imposition. 71 00:02:36,912 --> 00:02:40,014 Pshaw! Imposition? Pshaw! 72 00:02:40,048 --> 00:02:41,182 No, I was talking to Santiago. 73 00:02:41,216 --> 00:02:42,550 I assume she'll be doing all the work. 74 00:02:42,584 --> 00:02:43,818 Why? 75 00:02:43,819 --> 00:02:45,486 Oh, because of our track records and personalities. 76 00:02:45,487 --> 00:02:46,754 Sure, sure, sure, sure, yeah. 77 00:02:46,788 --> 00:02:49,190 So, Santiago, are you sure you're okay with this? 78 00:02:49,224 --> 00:02:52,360 I'm so in. This is gonna be fantastic. 79 00:02:52,394 --> 00:02:54,328 This is horrible! We're not ready for this. 80 00:02:54,329 --> 00:02:56,330 This is a level one responsibility. 81 00:02:56,365 --> 00:02:59,367 I'm a level two at best, and you're not even a level! 82 00:02:59,401 --> 00:03:00,768 Well, I'm a level, you know. 83 00:03:00,769 --> 00:03:02,436 I'm probably, like, a level five. 84 00:03:02,471 --> 00:03:04,472 Not a level. 85 00:03:04,473 --> 00:03:05,906 I thought you'd be psyched. 86 00:03:05,907 --> 00:03:07,341 I mean, a week at Captain Holt's house? 87 00:03:07,342 --> 00:03:09,010 Wasn't that where you wanted to spend your honeymoon? 88 00:03:09,011 --> 00:03:10,778 Yeah, but this is too much pressure! 89 00:03:10,779 --> 00:03:12,046 Why did you volunteer us for this? 90 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:15,082 Because Holt hasn't seen Kevin in, like, months, 91 00:03:15,083 --> 00:03:18,052 and I was just thinking if that was me and you, 92 00:03:18,053 --> 00:03:19,587 it would make me really sad. 93 00:03:19,621 --> 00:03:23,424 Oh. That's actually super sweet. 94 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:25,159 Plus, there's this big, fat binder 95 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:26,927 full of instructions and rules. 96 00:03:26,962 --> 00:03:28,663 There's a binder? 97 00:03:28,664 --> 00:03:30,931 Why didn't you lead with that, you idiot? 98 00:03:30,932 --> 00:03:31,932 Oh! 99 00:03:31,967 --> 00:03:33,467 How about I just leave you two alone? 100 00:03:33,468 --> 00:03:35,403 Okay. 101 00:03:35,404 --> 00:03:37,304 Diaz. 102 00:03:37,305 --> 00:03:38,305 Pimento. 103 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,443 - What's up? - What's up with you? 104 00:03:42,444 --> 00:03:44,912 - I need you to sign this report. - Okay. 105 00:03:44,913 --> 00:03:46,280 I'll sign your report. 106 00:04:00,696 --> 00:04:01,696 Mm. 107 00:04:03,265 --> 00:04:04,865 What the hell? 108 00:04:05,934 --> 00:04:07,435 Mm. 109 00:04:09,204 --> 00:04:11,939 Careful. The ink's still wet. 110 00:04:11,974 --> 00:04:13,641 Maybe this'll help. 111 00:04:22,984 --> 00:04:24,585 Okay, they got to knock that off. 112 00:04:24,586 --> 00:04:27,321 - Loosen up, Sarge. - Summer of love, baby. 113 00:04:27,356 --> 00:04:28,923 It's March, man. Shut up. 114 00:04:28,957 --> 00:04:30,691 It's true what they say. 115 00:04:30,692 --> 00:04:32,059 Now that I'm fully blind forever, 116 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:34,195 my other senses are heightened. 117 00:04:34,196 --> 00:04:35,930 I feel a door. [gasps] 118 00:04:35,931 --> 00:04:37,164 We're at Captain Holt's house. 119 00:04:37,199 --> 00:04:39,233 Also, the GPS announced it when we pulled up. 120 00:04:39,234 --> 00:04:40,334 Hey, once we're inside, 121 00:04:40,335 --> 00:04:41,936 maybe keep your hands to yourself, all right? 122 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:44,138 The captain can be very particular about his stuff. 123 00:04:44,139 --> 00:04:46,140 Cheddar! Let go! Let go of it! 124 00:04:46,174 --> 00:04:48,743 - Amy? - This is a cashmere sweater! 125 00:04:48,744 --> 00:04:51,612 [sneezes] Oh, my stupid allergies! 126 00:04:51,613 --> 00:04:53,047 He got into Kevin's closet. 127 00:04:53,048 --> 00:04:54,282 He was supposed to stay downstairs. 128 00:04:54,283 --> 00:04:55,916 The binder was very clear about that. 129 00:04:55,917 --> 00:04:57,451 Why won't you respect the binder? 130 00:04:57,452 --> 00:04:59,153 Oh, no, he's turning all the turtlenecks 131 00:04:59,154 --> 00:05:00,421 into regular necks. 132 00:05:00,422 --> 00:05:01,989 - Charles, you got to help us. - On it. 133 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:04,425 Okay, the key with dogs is establishing the alpha. 134 00:05:04,426 --> 00:05:07,261 Cheddah, dwop it. Pwease dwop it. 135 00:05:07,262 --> 00:05:08,896 I'll give you anything you want. 136 00:05:08,931 --> 00:05:11,365 Oh, Cheddar is the alpha. Didn't expect that. 137 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,267 Pwease, pwease, pwease. 138 00:05:13,268 --> 00:05:14,635 [sighs] 139 00:05:14,636 --> 00:05:16,203 Nice job, Boyle. It worked. 140 00:05:16,238 --> 00:05:18,639 But the mess, Jake. The mess! 141 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,308 Don't worry. We're gonna clean it up. 142 00:05:20,309 --> 00:05:22,543 Everything is totally under control. 143 00:05:22,577 --> 00:05:24,312 - Charles' pants are on fire. - What? 144 00:05:24,346 --> 00:05:26,414 Boyle, the space heater! Get away from the space heater! 145 00:05:26,415 --> 00:05:27,748 I don't know where it is! [smoke alarm beeping] 146 00:05:27,749 --> 00:05:29,350 I'm just gonna run at full speed! 147 00:05:29,351 --> 00:05:31,018 - No! - Aah! 148 00:05:31,053 --> 00:05:32,420 Charles, just stay where you are! 149 00:05:32,454 --> 00:05:33,554 I got it. 150 00:05:33,555 --> 00:05:36,624 [grunting] 151 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:39,026 Whoo! Okay. 152 00:05:39,027 --> 00:05:40,428 It's okay. Everything's fine. 153 00:05:40,429 --> 00:05:42,863 Fire's out. And this table is... 154 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,332 Oh! 155 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,200 Fragile. I was gonna say fragile. 156 00:05:46,201 --> 00:05:48,035 - Nailed it. - Ah! 157 00:05:53,609 --> 00:05:55,476 You punching holes? 158 00:05:55,477 --> 00:05:57,411 - Yeah. - That's way too much paper. 159 00:05:57,446 --> 00:06:00,114 Not for me. 160 00:06:00,115 --> 00:06:01,949 Can't even get a cup of coffee. 161 00:06:04,119 --> 00:06:06,020 [grunts] 162 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,992 Well, I'm off to find some yellow paper 163 00:06:10,993 --> 00:06:16,464 so I can do this all over again. 164 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:21,469 All right, Diaz? That's it. 165 00:06:21,470 --> 00:06:22,637 What's going on with you two? 166 00:06:22,671 --> 00:06:24,472 - Oh, you noticed it? - Yeah, I noticed it! 167 00:06:24,506 --> 00:06:26,073 Everyone's noticed it! 168 00:06:26,074 --> 00:06:28,609 A convicted pervert asked me if you guys could cool it. 169 00:06:28,644 --> 00:06:30,645 I don't know what to tell you. 170 00:06:30,646 --> 00:06:32,880 Something between us, Sarge. 171 00:06:32,881 --> 00:06:34,715 Something dark and urgent. 172 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:37,118 Ah. 173 00:06:37,119 --> 00:06:38,653 Okay. Great news. 174 00:06:38,654 --> 00:06:40,655 The smell of burnt sweatpants and singed leg hair 175 00:06:40,656 --> 00:06:41,956 is finally dissipating. 176 00:06:41,990 --> 00:06:43,958 I just hope I can grow it back by Speedo season. 177 00:06:43,959 --> 00:06:45,393 [phone rings] 178 00:06:45,394 --> 00:06:47,662 Call from Raymond Holt, mobile. 179 00:06:47,696 --> 00:06:48,796 Oh, no. Not Holt. 180 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:50,131 Don't worry. I've got this. 181 00:06:52,701 --> 00:06:55,603 Bonjour, Captain. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? 182 00:06:55,637 --> 00:06:57,305 No, I don't want to sleep with you. 183 00:06:57,339 --> 00:06:58,606 Is that what that means? 184 00:06:58,607 --> 00:07:01,142 Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor. 185 00:07:01,176 --> 00:07:03,344 I'm calling to check in before I get on the flight. 186 00:07:03,345 --> 00:07:05,413 - Everything okay? - [scoffs] Okay? 187 00:07:05,414 --> 00:07:08,516 Let's just say if the house could talk, she would say, 188 00:07:08,517 --> 00:07:11,185 "I've never been happier; I love Jake." 189 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:12,720 Oh, that's interesting, because I think 190 00:07:12,721 --> 00:07:15,790 the house might say "Jake's a liar, and I'm... 191 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:17,325 on fire." 192 00:07:17,359 --> 00:07:18,593 What's that now? 193 00:07:18,627 --> 00:07:20,094 The security company called me about the alarm. 194 00:07:20,095 --> 00:07:22,763 Okay, the house was never on fire. 195 00:07:22,764 --> 00:07:25,166 Charles was on fire, and only on his pants, 196 00:07:25,167 --> 00:07:26,334 and we put it out. 197 00:07:26,368 --> 00:07:27,535 I'm coming home right now. 198 00:07:27,569 --> 00:07:29,036 Wait, no. Sir, please don't do that. 199 00:07:29,037 --> 00:07:30,972 You have to go see Kevin. Everything's fine. 200 00:07:30,973 --> 00:07:33,474 No, my decision is final. I'm postponing my flight. 201 00:07:33,475 --> 00:07:34,474 Good-bye, Jacob. 202 00:07:34,476 --> 00:07:36,144 No, sir! Please, please... ahh! 203 00:07:36,145 --> 00:07:37,678 He said "Jacob." 204 00:07:37,679 --> 00:07:39,080 It's biblical. 205 00:07:39,081 --> 00:07:40,314 Guys, guys! 206 00:07:40,315 --> 00:07:41,549 Holt is headed home right now. 207 00:07:41,583 --> 00:07:43,217 No! He can't come home. 208 00:07:43,218 --> 00:07:44,952 We left the door open, and the dog ran out. 209 00:07:44,987 --> 00:07:46,053 What? We lost Cheddar? 210 00:07:48,523 --> 00:07:50,258 These silences are very hard for me to read. 211 00:07:50,259 --> 00:07:52,786 - What's the vibe in here? - We're freaking out, Charles! 212 00:07:54,992 --> 00:07:57,227 Good afternoon. Thank you all for joining me. 213 00:07:57,261 --> 00:08:00,397 What we have here is a fugitive situation. 214 00:08:00,398 --> 00:08:02,078 Our man has been on the run for 30 minutes. 215 00:08:02,099 --> 00:08:05,068 Also, our man is a dog. 216 00:08:05,069 --> 00:08:06,803 Now, I know what some of you are thinking: 217 00:08:06,804 --> 00:08:08,872 "Who cares? It's just a pet." 218 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,540 No one was thinking that, you monster. 219 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:12,876 Good. That was a test. 220 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:15,378 Now, the average foot speed of a corgi 221 00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:16,646 is ten miles per hour, 222 00:08:16,647 --> 00:08:18,615 which means with every passing second, 223 00:08:18,616 --> 00:08:21,518 that slippery bastard gets farther away. 224 00:08:21,552 --> 00:08:24,854 [mellow music] 225 00:08:24,889 --> 00:08:28,258 Captain Holt does not know Cheddar is missing... 226 00:08:28,259 --> 00:08:29,559 but he's gonna find out. 227 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,962 Oh, God, I feel like the devil is dancing on my chest. 228 00:08:31,963 --> 00:08:33,997 It's all right, Amy. We have time. 229 00:08:33,998 --> 00:08:35,598 Gina's picking Holt up at the airport, 230 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,839 and she told me she can stall him for at least two hours. 231 00:08:37,868 --> 00:08:41,571 I'll do it, but I'm gonna have to total your car. 232 00:08:41,572 --> 00:08:44,341 Or you could just drive slowly. 233 00:08:44,342 --> 00:08:46,176 Ha-ha, she's gonna wreck your car. 234 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:47,243 Here's where we're at. 235 00:08:47,244 --> 00:08:48,678 Amy and I will take Blind Charles 236 00:08:48,713 --> 00:08:49,746 and search the neighborhood. 237 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:50,880 Diaz, Pimento... 238 00:08:50,915 --> 00:08:52,249 Bring the dog back, 239 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:53,550 dead or alive. 240 00:08:53,584 --> 00:08:55,485 What? No. I was gonna say hang posters. 241 00:08:55,486 --> 00:08:57,787 Terry, maybe go with them, make sure nobody gets killed. 242 00:08:57,822 --> 00:08:59,289 Or maybe I could join another group 243 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:00,570 with a different kind of energy? 244 00:09:00,591 --> 00:09:01,958 Jake, what about me and Hitchcock? 245 00:09:01,993 --> 00:09:03,426 You two grab Cheddar's treats 246 00:09:03,427 --> 00:09:04,861 and put 'em in a bowl outside. 247 00:09:04,896 --> 00:09:07,197 You mean the little sausage ones that need way more salt? 248 00:09:07,231 --> 00:09:09,399 On second thought, maybe just sit exactly where you are 249 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,400 and don't touch anything. 250 00:09:10,401 --> 00:09:11,668 Sweet. 251 00:09:11,669 --> 00:09:14,170 All right, everyone, it's time to do this. 252 00:09:14,171 --> 00:09:17,574 For Captain Holt, for Kevin, for America! 253 00:09:17,608 --> 00:09:19,476 Let's go, Nine-Nine! 254 00:09:19,477 --> 00:09:20,476 [groans] 255 00:09:20,478 --> 00:09:22,612 This line is interminable. 256 00:09:22,647 --> 00:09:24,814 At this rate, we'll be home in 54 minutes 257 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,916 instead of the usual 46. 258 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:29,419 Not if I have anything to do with it. 259 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:30,587 Watch me now! 260 00:09:30,621 --> 00:09:31,788 [tires squealing] 261 00:09:31,789 --> 00:09:33,223 No, Gina, the wrong way. 262 00:09:33,257 --> 00:09:34,925 No, Gina, the spikes! 263 00:09:36,494 --> 00:09:37,994 Uh-oh. 264 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,029 Well, not a problem. 265 00:09:39,030 --> 00:09:40,730 I can get you home on two wheels. 266 00:09:40,765 --> 00:09:42,933 [tires pop] 267 00:09:42,967 --> 00:09:45,869 And that was the second pair of tires. 268 00:09:52,043 --> 00:09:53,510 Mm. 269 00:09:53,511 --> 00:09:54,644 I could've done that. 270 00:09:54,645 --> 00:09:56,346 Yeah, I know you could've. 271 00:09:56,347 --> 00:09:58,648 But you didn't. I did. 272 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,722 I mean, there are lots of other poles, guys. 273 00:10:05,723 --> 00:10:07,390 A whole street full of 'em. 274 00:10:07,391 --> 00:10:08,825 So, Adrian, 275 00:10:08,826 --> 00:10:10,293 when are we gonna stop messing around 276 00:10:10,294 --> 00:10:11,628 and do this thing? 277 00:10:12,997 --> 00:10:14,598 Um... 278 00:10:16,434 --> 00:10:17,867 - N-never. - What? 279 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,703 You know what? I just realized. 280 00:10:19,704 --> 00:10:22,772 I forgot something at home. I'm just gonna... 281 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:29,246 That was weird. You okay? 282 00:10:29,247 --> 00:10:31,915 Yes. 283 00:10:31,916 --> 00:10:34,918 [grunting] 284 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:40,557 All right, according to the call 285 00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:41,825 we just got on the tip line, 286 00:10:41,826 --> 00:10:43,546 someone said they saw Cheddar on this block. 287 00:10:43,561 --> 00:10:44,961 I'll head north. Jake, you head west. 288 00:10:44,962 --> 00:10:46,329 We'll meet back in a half hour. 289 00:10:46,364 --> 00:10:47,964 Great, which direction should I go? 290 00:10:47,999 --> 00:10:51,067 [both mouthing words] 291 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,270 What's going on? I can hear your lips moving. 292 00:10:53,271 --> 00:10:54,671 Ah! Are you guys kissing? 293 00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:55,705 What? No. 294 00:10:55,706 --> 00:10:57,541 Charles, stop always asking that. 295 00:10:57,542 --> 00:10:59,876 Look, I'm sorry, but you have to stay in the car. 296 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,378 That's a mistake! 297 00:11:01,379 --> 00:11:03,813 My super senses are a tool you can't afford to leave 298 00:11:03,814 --> 00:11:05,315 in the tool chest. 299 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,984 Take me out of the box and put me on your belt. 300 00:11:08,019 --> 00:11:10,420 I'm sorry, but you'd only slow us down. 301 00:11:10,421 --> 00:11:12,255 And that's exactly what Cheddar wants. 302 00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:13,623 That's right. 303 00:11:13,624 --> 00:11:16,593 I'm onto you, you slippery little bastard. 304 00:11:16,627 --> 00:11:19,029 [mellow music] 305 00:11:20,164 --> 00:11:21,398 Gina, come on. 306 00:11:21,399 --> 00:11:22,866 You can do your Internet socializing in the truck. 307 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,535 Okay, cool, I just have to tie my shoe real quick. 308 00:11:25,570 --> 00:11:27,237 Tying it. 309 00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:28,905 Call Jake Peralta. 310 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:31,074 Gina, hey, how's the stalling? 311 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,442 Great; the tow truck just got here, 312 00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:33,910 so that'll buy us at least an hour. 313 00:11:33,945 --> 00:11:35,745 Tow truck? What the hell did you do to my car? 314 00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:37,747 Bitch, I told you I was gonna wreck it. 315 00:11:37,782 --> 00:11:38,915 You did. You did. 316 00:11:38,916 --> 00:11:40,417 All right, well, we're about to go 317 00:11:40,418 --> 00:11:42,052 follow up on a lead right now. 318 00:11:42,086 --> 00:11:44,521 Great; I'm gonna rip a bunch of wires out of your dashboard. 319 00:11:44,555 --> 00:11:46,590 What? No, don't! Gina... 320 00:11:46,591 --> 00:11:47,591 Gah! 321 00:11:48,826 --> 00:11:50,727 I got nothing. Did you find Cheddar? 322 00:11:50,728 --> 00:11:53,964 Close. I found Shredder. 323 00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:56,266 Shredder, no! No, Shredder! 324 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:57,901 You're not Cheddar! 325 00:11:57,935 --> 00:12:01,104 I know it looks bad, but we're gonna find him. 326 00:12:01,105 --> 00:12:02,973 Right after we find Charles. 327 00:12:02,974 --> 00:12:04,608 Charles is gone. We lost Charles. 328 00:12:04,642 --> 00:12:06,810 - What? - Charles? Charles! 329 00:12:06,811 --> 00:12:08,111 [toy squeaks] Here, boy! 330 00:12:08,112 --> 00:12:09,560 [toy squeaks] Here, boy! 331 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:13,259 Oh, I should've known I was gonna lose Charles. 332 00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,062 He's so pocket-sized. He could be hidden anywhere! 333 00:12:15,097 --> 00:12:16,998 Jake, we need to focus on Cheddar. 334 00:12:16,999 --> 00:12:19,000 Charles is a grown man. He can take care of himself. 335 00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:20,802 No, he's not. He's a Charles, all right? 336 00:12:20,803 --> 00:12:21,802 And he's blind! 337 00:12:21,803 --> 00:12:23,504 Oh, God, he's probably already dead. 338 00:12:23,538 --> 00:12:25,573 Right? So let's not waste any resources on him. 339 00:12:25,574 --> 00:12:27,041 - [cell phone rings] - Wait, it's Charles. 340 00:12:27,075 --> 00:12:29,177 - Charles? - Jake? Is that you? 341 00:12:29,178 --> 00:12:30,311 I can't see my phone. 342 00:12:30,312 --> 00:12:32,079 I've dialed over 40 wrong numbers. 343 00:12:32,114 --> 00:12:33,581 - It's me. - I found Cheddar. 344 00:12:33,615 --> 00:12:34,916 He found Cheddar! 345 00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:36,183 Which is why I was like, "We need to go to him." 346 00:12:36,218 --> 00:12:37,285 Charles, where are you? 347 00:12:37,286 --> 00:12:38,820 I've got him cornered in some bushes, 348 00:12:38,821 --> 00:12:40,121 but I don't know where I am, and my... 349 00:12:40,122 --> 00:12:41,389 - [train horn blows] - Wait, stop talking. 350 00:12:41,423 --> 00:12:42,790 I'm hearing something in the background. 351 00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:45,026 What is that, a train and a girl whimpering? 352 00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,894 That's me; I'm so scared you're not gonna find me. 353 00:12:46,895 --> 00:12:49,297 Charles, don't move. I know exactly where you are. 354 00:12:49,298 --> 00:12:50,932 He's at the entrance by 7th Street. 355 00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:52,166 I used to hang out there all the time. 356 00:12:52,201 --> 00:12:53,200 Doing what? 357 00:12:54,703 --> 00:12:56,771 Aw! I boofed it. 358 00:12:56,772 --> 00:12:58,873 Nothing. Cool stuff. Having sex. 359 00:12:58,874 --> 00:13:00,314 Anyways, it doesn't matter. Let's go. 360 00:13:04,313 --> 00:13:05,746 - Aah! - Hey, Sarge. 361 00:13:05,747 --> 00:13:07,348 - I've been waiting for you. - In here? 362 00:13:07,349 --> 00:13:09,317 Yeah, I wanted to have a private conversation. 363 00:13:09,318 --> 00:13:10,485 Do you think Diaz noticed 364 00:13:10,486 --> 00:13:12,453 that I freaked out a little when she asked me out? 365 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,188 You mean the way your eyes popped out of your head 366 00:13:14,189 --> 00:13:15,857 and you sprinted away at full speed? 367 00:13:15,858 --> 00:13:18,359 - Yeah, I think she noticed. - Damn it. 368 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,061 I'm in kind of a weird head space right now. 369 00:13:20,062 --> 00:13:22,597 I've got a lot on my plate, emotionally speaking. 370 00:13:22,598 --> 00:13:25,233 And flirting's one thing, but a relationship? 371 00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:26,734 Well... 372 00:13:26,735 --> 00:13:29,504 The last time I let myself fall for someone was Katya. 373 00:13:29,505 --> 00:13:31,239 She was a bartender at the Garbage Box, 374 00:13:31,273 --> 00:13:34,242 second-rate strip club my mob buddies and I used to go to. 375 00:13:34,276 --> 00:13:36,777 She was a sweet girl, but I couldn't save her from the pole. 376 00:13:36,812 --> 00:13:39,580 - Oh, she started stripping? - Nope. 377 00:13:39,581 --> 00:13:41,983 Boss impaled her on a pole when he caught her skimming tips. 378 00:13:42,017 --> 00:13:43,951 Ooh! Damn, dude. 379 00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:46,454 Look, coming back from 12 years undercover 380 00:13:46,455 --> 00:13:48,423 is not easy for anyone. 381 00:13:48,424 --> 00:13:49,824 I'm sure Diaz gets it. 382 00:13:49,858 --> 00:13:52,693 She's so in touch with her feelings. 383 00:13:52,694 --> 00:13:54,629 And me, hmm. 384 00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:57,732 After what I've seen, after what I've done, 385 00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:59,400 I don't know that I deserve to be happy. 386 00:13:59,434 --> 00:14:01,636 Of course you do. 387 00:14:01,637 --> 00:14:03,471 Huh. 388 00:14:03,472 --> 00:14:05,706 I never looked at it that way. 389 00:14:05,707 --> 00:14:09,410 Wow. That changes everything. 390 00:14:09,444 --> 00:14:11,879 [chuckles] 391 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,880 Ha! 392 00:14:12,881 --> 00:14:13,848 I never even finished my point. 393 00:14:13,882 --> 00:14:16,818 No, Sarge, you said it all. 394 00:14:16,819 --> 00:14:18,820 You just changed my life. 395 00:14:19,822 --> 00:14:22,723 He's got to be here somewhere. 396 00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:23,891 What's up, Peralta? 397 00:14:23,892 --> 00:14:25,326 Want to jump in on this tasty sesh? 398 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,328 Uh, you got the wrong guy. I've never seen you before. 399 00:14:27,329 --> 00:14:28,663 Heh, dumb stoner. 400 00:14:28,697 --> 00:14:31,065 - He referred to you by name. - Hey, there's Charles. 401 00:14:31,066 --> 00:14:33,434 - Jake? Jake? - Charles, we're behind you. 402 00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:35,837 Look! I found Cheddar. 403 00:14:35,871 --> 00:14:37,538 - I found him. - Oh, God. 404 00:14:37,573 --> 00:14:39,974 I know. Pretty impressive, right? 405 00:14:39,975 --> 00:14:42,877 It's a proud day for blind people everywhere. 406 00:14:42,911 --> 00:14:45,213 - Charles... - It wasn't easy, though. 407 00:14:45,214 --> 00:14:47,348 This guy put up quite a fight. 408 00:14:47,349 --> 00:14:49,684 But we're good friends now, right? 409 00:14:49,685 --> 00:14:51,719 Right? You gave me a bunch of kisses. 410 00:14:51,754 --> 00:14:53,788 You gave me a bunch of kisses. 411 00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:55,490 Damn it, Charles, it's a possum. 412 00:15:00,062 --> 00:15:02,029 Oh, no. 413 00:15:03,232 --> 00:15:05,032 Mercifully, the tires have been replaced, 414 00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:06,467 so may I please have the keys? 415 00:15:06,502 --> 00:15:08,403 Okay, but before we go, 416 00:15:08,404 --> 00:15:10,505 can we just choose a nice air freshener 417 00:15:10,506 --> 00:15:11,873 from the gift shop? 418 00:15:11,874 --> 00:15:14,208 You never know when you're gonna find your signature scent. 419 00:15:14,243 --> 00:15:15,943 I'm not an idiot, Gina; I know for a fact 420 00:15:15,944 --> 00:15:18,079 you've already found your signature scent. 421 00:15:18,113 --> 00:15:21,582 Ugh! I have got to stop living my life out loud. 422 00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,818 I've had a hell of a day. 423 00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:25,920 I've got a lot going on in my life, 424 00:15:25,921 --> 00:15:28,489 more than Peralta ruining my house, 425 00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,725 so can we please drop the charade 426 00:15:30,726 --> 00:15:32,960 so I can get home already? 427 00:15:32,961 --> 00:15:34,729 Absolutely, sir. 428 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,834 Wait, I should tell you. 429 00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:42,036 Before you got real with me... 430 00:15:43,372 --> 00:15:45,306 I did rip out all these wires. 431 00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:49,210 All right, everyone, listen up. 432 00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:50,278 Here's where we're at. 433 00:15:50,312 --> 00:15:53,247 Bad news: Cheddar is still at large, 434 00:15:53,248 --> 00:15:55,283 and you know that slippery little bastard 435 00:15:55,284 --> 00:15:57,185 is just laughing at us. 436 00:15:57,219 --> 00:16:00,021 [mellow music] 437 00:16:00,055 --> 00:16:02,056 We need a new plan, and we need it now. 438 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,425 Because the walls are closing in and I can't breathe. 439 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:05,760 Come on, guys, we're just spitballing. 440 00:16:05,761 --> 00:16:07,028 There's no stupid ideas. 441 00:16:07,062 --> 00:16:08,663 What if we walk around the neighborhood 442 00:16:08,664 --> 00:16:10,098 in Captain Holt's clothes, 443 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,733 wait till Cheddar picks up the smell? 444 00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,134 No, that's insane, never gonna happen. 445 00:16:13,135 --> 00:16:14,969 - Anyone else? - You guys go off the grid. 446 00:16:15,003 --> 00:16:16,370 I'm listening. Go on. 447 00:16:16,371 --> 00:16:18,072 I get you guys Mexican passports. 448 00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,474 Totally untraceable. 449 00:16:19,475 --> 00:16:21,242 We fake your death in an apartment fire. 450 00:16:21,243 --> 00:16:23,311 I'll need three teeth from both of you. 451 00:16:23,345 --> 00:16:26,414 Then you guys just disappear. 452 00:16:26,415 --> 00:16:28,149 It's easy. I've done it before. 453 00:16:28,183 --> 00:16:29,450 Oh, have you? 454 00:16:29,451 --> 00:16:30,885 Because you haven't mentioned it 500 times. 455 00:16:30,886 --> 00:16:32,787 - Get a new thing. - Okay. 456 00:16:32,788 --> 00:16:35,490 Amazingly, wearing Holt's clothes is our best option. 457 00:16:35,491 --> 00:16:39,727 Everyone, prepare to enter high society. 458 00:16:39,762 --> 00:16:42,764 [regal classical music] 459 00:16:42,765 --> 00:16:50,104 ♪ ♪ 460 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,273 Okay, how's everybody feeling? 461 00:16:52,307 --> 00:16:55,009 Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves? 462 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:58,046 "Peralta, what are you doing?" 463 00:16:58,047 --> 00:17:00,248 Peralta, what are you doing? 464 00:17:00,249 --> 00:17:02,383 I conjured him. 465 00:17:02,384 --> 00:17:04,786 Captain Holt! What a pleasant surprise. 466 00:17:04,787 --> 00:17:07,488 Gina told me that you were delayed due to a wire situation. 467 00:17:07,523 --> 00:17:10,058 Yes, the situation is, you can rip them all out 468 00:17:10,059 --> 00:17:12,126 but the car still works. 469 00:17:12,127 --> 00:17:13,528 Sorry, boo. 470 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,631 Wait, why is the whole squad here? 471 00:17:16,665 --> 00:17:18,700 And why is everyone wearing my clothes? 472 00:17:18,734 --> 00:17:21,703 My God. 473 00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:23,705 You lost Cheddar. 474 00:17:23,706 --> 00:17:25,506 How did you do that? 475 00:17:27,695 --> 00:17:28,761 Sir, I know you're upset, 476 00:17:28,796 --> 00:17:30,563 but I promise you we can find Cheddar 477 00:17:30,564 --> 00:17:32,265 and you can still go to Paris. 478 00:17:32,299 --> 00:17:33,566 I'm not going to Paris. 479 00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,268 Now, get out of my clothes. 480 00:17:35,269 --> 00:17:36,636 Get into your clothes. 481 00:17:36,637 --> 00:17:37,970 Get out of my house. 482 00:17:37,971 --> 00:17:39,172 Get into your cars... 483 00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:40,907 All right, we can take it from there. 484 00:17:40,908 --> 00:17:43,843 Loud and clear. Once again, so sorry. 485 00:17:45,479 --> 00:17:46,913 [sighs] 486 00:17:46,914 --> 00:17:49,015 Oh, he's so disappointed. 487 00:17:49,049 --> 00:17:50,950 Look, I'm sorry that I got you involved in this. 488 00:17:50,951 --> 00:17:52,352 I never should have volunteered us. 489 00:17:52,386 --> 00:17:54,554 No, Jake. It's not your fault. 490 00:17:54,555 --> 00:17:56,256 - It's Amy's. - What? 491 00:17:56,257 --> 00:17:57,824 Well, it's not my fault. 492 00:17:57,825 --> 00:17:59,559 - Blind. - Ugh. 493 00:17:59,593 --> 00:18:00,927 And Jake's not the one who let Cheddar 494 00:18:00,928 --> 00:18:02,395 go to town on Kevin's sweaters. 495 00:18:02,396 --> 00:18:04,597 Please, it's not like I fed him Kevin's sweaters. 496 00:18:04,598 --> 00:18:07,233 Wait a minute, guys. I think this is Kevin's fault. 497 00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:08,735 No, Jake, it's Amy's. 498 00:18:08,736 --> 00:18:10,503 I know you're trying to be a cool boyfriend... 499 00:18:10,504 --> 00:18:12,639 yet another reason why it's not your fault... 500 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,240 but Kevin's in Paris. 501 00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:16,709 Exactly, and that's why I think it's Kevin's fault. 502 00:18:16,744 --> 00:18:18,211 I have an idea of how to find Cheddar. 503 00:18:18,212 --> 00:18:21,047 Amy, don't act weird when I say this, 504 00:18:21,048 --> 00:18:23,516 but we're gonna need to use the binder. 505 00:18:23,517 --> 00:18:25,585 Oh, Mama. 506 00:18:25,619 --> 00:18:27,353 Diaz! 507 00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:31,824 - Could we talk? - What do you want, Pimento? 508 00:18:31,859 --> 00:18:34,661 Listen, Sarge gave me some really great advice. 509 00:18:34,695 --> 00:18:38,197 So, Rosa Diaz, 510 00:18:38,198 --> 00:18:39,332 will you marry me? 511 00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:40,366 Both: What? 512 00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:41,607 This is what you told me to do! 513 00:18:41,635 --> 00:18:42,936 I barely said anything! 514 00:18:42,937 --> 00:18:44,404 You cut me off way too early. 515 00:18:44,438 --> 00:18:46,072 Sarge, stay out of this. 516 00:18:46,106 --> 00:18:47,707 Gladly. 517 00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,942 No, I will not marry you. 518 00:18:49,943 --> 00:18:52,412 How about we just get a drink first? 519 00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:55,081 Yeah. Yeah, that sounds nice. 520 00:18:55,115 --> 00:18:58,151 Oh, that's actually sweet. 521 00:18:58,152 --> 00:18:59,252 Nope. 522 00:19:00,254 --> 00:19:01,854 Oh, there he is. 523 00:19:01,889 --> 00:19:04,991 Captain Holt! Oh, he can't hear me. 524 00:19:04,992 --> 00:19:07,460 [car alarm blaring] 525 00:19:07,461 --> 00:19:08,962 Eh... [car alarm blares] 526 00:19:08,963 --> 00:19:11,931 Okay, well, I guess we know what those wires did. 527 00:19:11,966 --> 00:19:14,300 I'm not in the mood for your antics, Peralta. 528 00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:15,501 Sir, sir! 529 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,203 I think we know where Cheddar is. 530 00:19:17,237 --> 00:19:19,272 Will you please just get in the car? 531 00:19:19,273 --> 00:19:20,740 [sighs] 532 00:19:23,811 --> 00:19:25,478 Oh, let me get that. 533 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,046 Try now. 534 00:19:27,047 --> 00:19:28,648 Oh, I can't control the locks. 535 00:19:28,649 --> 00:19:31,117 Hang on. Try now. One, two, three. 536 00:19:31,151 --> 00:19:33,186 Try now. Try now. Here we come, Cheddar! 537 00:19:33,187 --> 00:19:34,887 Try now. Here we come, Cheddar! 538 00:19:34,888 --> 00:19:36,256 Try now. Try now. 539 00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:37,757 Try now. Here we come, Cheddar! 540 00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:39,125 Try now. 541 00:19:39,126 --> 00:19:40,793 Cheddar! 542 00:19:40,794 --> 00:19:41,961 Come here, baby. 543 00:19:41,996 --> 00:19:44,831 Yeah, yeah. 544 00:19:44,832 --> 00:19:47,267 Oh, I'm so glad to see you. 545 00:19:47,268 --> 00:19:48,568 How did you know he was here? 546 00:19:48,602 --> 00:19:51,537 Well, Cheddar was only chewing up Kevin's stuff. 547 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,039 I figured maybe he was acting out 548 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,008 because he missed Kevin. 549 00:19:55,009 --> 00:19:57,443 But the real hero here is the binder. 550 00:19:57,444 --> 00:19:59,178 Under "Cheddar," subsection "Walk," 551 00:19:59,179 --> 00:20:00,914 subsection "Walks with Kevin," 552 00:20:00,915 --> 00:20:02,749 we found this special spot. 553 00:20:02,783 --> 00:20:04,484 So you're missing Kevin, huh? 554 00:20:04,485 --> 00:20:05,652 You're not the only one. 555 00:20:05,686 --> 00:20:07,520 [sighs] 556 00:20:07,521 --> 00:20:09,923 I didn't cancel my trip because I was worried 557 00:20:09,924 --> 00:20:11,891 you would burn my house down. 558 00:20:11,892 --> 00:20:15,195 Kevin and I are having a hard time right now. 559 00:20:15,196 --> 00:20:17,830 Whenever we talk, we fight. 560 00:20:17,831 --> 00:20:20,300 And I'm just afraid and just... 561 00:20:20,301 --> 00:20:24,470 just afraid that if I go to Paris and we fight, then... 562 00:20:24,505 --> 00:20:27,640 Sir, with all due respect, that's crazy. 563 00:20:27,641 --> 00:20:30,610 I mean, you and Kevin are the best couple I know. 564 00:20:30,611 --> 00:20:35,115 And I'm sure whatever this is, you can get through it, 565 00:20:35,116 --> 00:20:37,717 because you are the strongest person I know. 566 00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:40,119 Wow, that was weird; I said, like, multiple 567 00:20:40,154 --> 00:20:42,956 real things consecutively, yeah. 568 00:20:42,957 --> 00:20:44,791 Felt weird but good. Are you proud of me? 569 00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:45,859 - You're ruining it. - Yup. 570 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:47,160 I'm just gonna stop talking now. 571 00:20:47,161 --> 00:20:48,494 Well, I suppose I'm not gonna solve anything 572 00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:50,096 by running away from it. 573 00:20:50,097 --> 00:20:52,031 Perhaps I should go to Paris. 574 00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:54,968 What do you think, Cheddar? Huh? 575 00:20:55,002 --> 00:20:57,492 Oh, my, oh! You really are acting out! 576 00:20:57,493 --> 00:21:00,976 Whew! I'm sorry you had to see that. 577 00:21:00,977 --> 00:21:02,314 Oh. 578 00:21:02,315 --> 00:21:05,427 You know, it's moments like these 579 00:21:05,428 --> 00:21:07,264 that I'm grateful for your... 580 00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:08,877 [car alarm blaring] 581 00:21:08,878 --> 00:21:12,683 Guys, it's a miracle! I can see! 582 00:21:12,684 --> 00:21:14,006 - Not now, Charles! - Shut up! 583 00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:15,161 Right, sorry! 584 00:21:15,162 --> 00:21:18,193 [car alarm blaring] Sorry. 585 00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:23,547 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/