1 00:00:00,257 --> 00:00:02,718 The '80s was the decade of great dance movies, 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:04,536 but nothing had the moves or magic 3 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:07,131 of the epic love story "Dirty Dancing." 4 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:09,742 And no one loved it more than Beverly Goldberg. 5 00:00:09,744 --> 00:00:11,917 Somebody who's taught me... 6 00:00:11,919 --> 00:00:14,025 ...that there are people willing to stand up for other people 7 00:00:14,027 --> 00:00:16,154 no matter what it costs them. 8 00:00:16,156 --> 00:00:17,082 Sit down, Jake. 9 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:19,848 Unfortunately, my mom dragged me to see it with her... 10 00:00:19,850 --> 00:00:21,234 17 times. 11 00:00:21,236 --> 00:00:22,714 You said we could see "Spaceballs." 12 00:00:22,716 --> 00:00:25,482 There's no space or balls in this whole movie. 13 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:27,101 Hold my hand. Live this with me. 14 00:00:27,103 --> 00:00:28,240 My mom was so obsessed, 15 00:00:28,242 --> 00:00:32,086 she even bought a copy for the low price of $89.99. 16 00:00:32,088 --> 00:00:33,671 Nobody puts Baby in a corner. 17 00:00:33,673 --> 00:00:34,350 Nobody! 18 00:00:34,352 --> 00:00:37,189 My God, his arms are like glistening tree trunks. 19 00:00:37,191 --> 00:00:40,433 And... woof... Mama like that mullet. [snorts] 20 00:00:40,435 --> 00:00:41,898 ADULT ADAM: "Dirty Dancing" was the only thing 21 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:43,905 that got my mom and sister to get along. 22 00:00:43,907 --> 00:00:46,167 For the first time ever, they were, like, friends. 23 00:00:46,169 --> 00:00:48,239 You know, this is actually based on a true story. 24 00:00:48,241 --> 00:00:49,571 I'm pretty sure that's not true. 25 00:00:49,573 --> 00:00:51,652 It's real, and you can't take that away from me. 26 00:00:51,654 --> 00:00:54,855 Wait... maybe it can be! 27 00:00:54,857 --> 00:00:56,599 The sucky losers on the school dance committee 28 00:00:56,601 --> 00:00:58,585 are still fighting over a theme. 29 00:00:58,587 --> 00:01:00,829 We can do a "Dirty Dancing" dance! 30 00:01:00,831 --> 00:01:03,931 Are you telling me you get to live "Dirty Dancing," 31 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:06,218 and I could live every moment through you? 32 00:01:06,220 --> 00:01:07,335 That's not what I'm saying at all. 33 00:01:07,337 --> 00:01:09,632 It's decided. We do this dance. 34 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:11,743 Aw, screw it! Help me plan it. 35 00:01:11,745 --> 00:01:12,968 Lame! 36 00:01:12,970 --> 00:01:14,255 Sorry, ladies. 37 00:01:14,257 --> 00:01:16,104 Truth bomb coming in! 38 00:01:16,106 --> 00:01:17,433 This one gonna hurt! 39 00:01:17,435 --> 00:01:18,883 "Dirty Dancing" sucks! 40 00:01:18,885 --> 00:01:20,843 No! Don't you ruin this for us! 41 00:01:20,845 --> 00:01:23,638 There's only one dance movie in this world that matters... 42 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,404 "Footloose"! 43 00:01:24,406 --> 00:01:26,216 - Go away! - Stop this at once! 44 00:01:26,218 --> 00:01:27,989 It has it all... gymnastics, 45 00:01:27,991 --> 00:01:29,761 bros bonding secretly with dance, 46 00:01:29,763 --> 00:01:31,344 and a ruggedly handsome outsider 47 00:01:31,346 --> 00:01:33,285 who dances into the hearts of a small town. 48 00:01:33,287 --> 00:01:34,046 Please! 49 00:01:34,048 --> 00:01:36,449 "Dirty Dancing" is at least realistic. 50 00:01:36,451 --> 00:01:38,951 A beautiful girl dances into the hearts of a small resort. 51 00:01:38,953 --> 00:01:42,825 No. Patrick Swayze can only be a badass roadhouse bouncer, 52 00:01:42,827 --> 00:01:45,403 not some tight-pants-wearing mountain dancer. 53 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:46,836 You are grounded for six weeks! 54 00:01:46,838 --> 00:01:48,212 No TV or phone! 55 00:01:48,214 --> 00:01:50,688 But I need the phone to talk and the TV to watch television! 56 00:01:50,690 --> 00:01:51,815 That's the point. 57 00:01:51,817 --> 00:01:53,354 Fine! You take away my "Footloose," 58 00:01:53,356 --> 00:01:55,724 I take away your "Dirty Dancing." 59 00:01:55,726 --> 00:01:56,951 - What? - No! 60 00:01:56,953 --> 00:01:57,684 - Hey! - No! 61 00:01:57,686 --> 00:01:58,709 Hands off my Swayze! 62 00:01:58,711 --> 00:02:00,019 He's a bouncer! No! 63 00:02:00,021 --> 00:02:00,890 Dancer! 64 00:02:00,892 --> 00:02:02,012 He is a bouncer! 65 00:02:02,014 --> 00:02:03,159 - He's a bouncer! - Dancer! 66 00:02:03,161 --> 00:02:04,596 - Dancer! - He's a bouncer! 67 00:02:04,598 --> 00:02:05,899 - Dancer! - Dancer! 68 00:02:05,901 --> 00:02:07,372 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 69 00:02:07,374 --> 00:02:10,937 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 70 00:02:10,939 --> 00:02:13,550 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 71 00:02:13,552 --> 00:02:14,834 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 72 00:02:14,836 --> 00:02:19,429 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 73 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,448 It was March 2nd, 1980-something, 74 00:02:21,450 --> 00:02:24,740 and my mom had one simple request of my dad. 75 00:02:24,742 --> 00:02:28,579 Murray, there's something wrong with the wheels on this vacuum cleaner. 76 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:30,593 Can you come down and take a look at it? 77 00:02:30,595 --> 00:02:33,506 I just bought you a new used one nine years ago! 78 00:02:33,508 --> 00:02:34,990 I'm telling you, it's sticking. 79 00:02:34,992 --> 00:02:37,732 See, if you just move it back and forth, you know? 80 00:02:37,734 --> 00:02:38,840 Seems fine to me. 81 00:02:38,842 --> 00:02:40,039 Just move with it a little. 82 00:02:40,041 --> 00:02:41,969 Just, uh, take a few steps forward 83 00:02:41,971 --> 00:02:43,431 and a few steps back. 84 00:02:43,433 --> 00:02:45,576 - Yeah. - There it goes. 85 00:02:45,578 --> 00:02:46,826 ♪ Because I've had ♪ 86 00:02:46,828 --> 00:02:49,360 Just really get into the rhythm 87 00:02:49,362 --> 00:02:50,957 - of the vacuum. - ♪ The time of my life ♪ 88 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:52,831 Oh-ho-ho, no! 89 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:56,353 I see what you're doing. I am not dancing with you. 90 00:02:56,355 --> 00:02:57,216 Damn it! 91 00:02:57,218 --> 00:03:00,252 I was inches away from having the time of my life. 92 00:03:00,254 --> 00:03:01,245 Inches! 93 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:04,600 ♪ And I ... ♪ [click] 94 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:05,880 Hoo-hoo! 95 00:03:05,882 --> 00:03:08,119 That was a close one, huh? 96 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:11,107 You mean, how you almost gave your wife the one thing 97 00:03:11,109 --> 00:03:14,264 she's desperately wanted for the last 25 years? 98 00:03:14,266 --> 00:03:15,904 The nerve of some people. 99 00:03:15,906 --> 00:03:18,252 See? You get it. Why doesn't she? 100 00:03:18,254 --> 00:03:20,048 Murray, it's important to her. 101 00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:22,072 It's just dancing. What's the big deal? 102 00:03:22,074 --> 00:03:24,055 For one thing, I literally 103 00:03:24,057 --> 00:03:26,111 have never danced a day in my life. 104 00:03:26,113 --> 00:03:28,504 And based upon my current energy level, 105 00:03:28,506 --> 00:03:29,645 not gonna start soon. 106 00:03:29,647 --> 00:03:31,016 Oh, stop. 107 00:03:31,018 --> 00:03:32,905 Everyone's danced at some point. 108 00:03:32,907 --> 00:03:35,564 Yeahhhh, not me. 109 00:03:35,566 --> 00:03:38,118 You've never been in the shower and hummed a few bars? 110 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,674 I'm all business in the shower. 111 00:03:39,676 --> 00:03:41,265 Soap, rinse, out. 112 00:03:41,267 --> 00:03:42,844 You've never once been driving, 113 00:03:42,846 --> 00:03:45,014 and Miami Sound Machine comes on 114 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:47,211 and you tap your finger on the wheel? 115 00:03:47,213 --> 00:03:49,750 Tap my finger? Who am I, Gregory Hines? 116 00:03:49,752 --> 00:03:52,349 Are you trying to say that even as a little boy, 117 00:03:52,351 --> 00:03:54,970 you never once clapped your hands to the radio? 118 00:03:54,972 --> 00:03:56,956 My dad traded it for a bucket. 119 00:03:56,958 --> 00:03:58,444 That's how I got my birthday bucket. 120 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:00,888 ♪ 121 00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:03,028 This is a nightmare! 122 00:04:03,030 --> 00:04:04,004 And you're to blame. 123 00:04:04,006 --> 00:04:04,726 True. 124 00:04:04,728 --> 00:04:07,490 And it's going to be the first school dance ever worth going to. 125 00:04:07,492 --> 00:04:10,320 No. When will this "Dirty Dancing" oppression end?! 126 00:04:10,322 --> 00:04:13,270 When will everybody cut loose, footloose, 127 00:04:13,272 --> 00:04:15,121 lick off your sundae spoons?! 128 00:04:15,123 --> 00:04:17,277 Sweetie, I keep telling you, the song is not about ice cream. 129 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,945 You don't know! No one does! 130 00:04:18,947 --> 00:04:19,946 Hey, pretty pretty. 131 00:04:19,948 --> 00:04:22,865 Guess you're gonna be looking for a partner to practice those sensual moves with. 132 00:04:22,867 --> 00:04:24,348 And it's not going to be you. 133 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:26,887 Come on, I know every single move that Swayze does in that movie. 134 00:04:26,889 --> 00:04:28,292 - Seriously? - Ah, good for you. 135 00:04:28,294 --> 00:04:29,771 Actually, I've never seen it, but I will now, 136 00:04:29,773 --> 00:04:32,596 and I will dedicate my life to becoming your own personal Swayze. 137 00:04:32,598 --> 00:04:33,925 You go full Swayze, 138 00:04:33,927 --> 00:04:35,617 maybe I'll let you dance near me. 139 00:04:35,619 --> 00:04:37,547 Proximity dance! It's a deal! 140 00:04:37,549 --> 00:04:39,177 Yeah. No deal. 141 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:39,763 Hey! 142 00:04:39,765 --> 00:04:41,323 There is no way "Dirty Dancing" 143 00:04:41,325 --> 00:04:43,912 will ever be a theme at a school-sanctioned dance. 144 00:04:43,914 --> 00:04:45,251 Give me one good reason! 145 00:04:45,253 --> 00:04:47,706 It's literally got "dirty" in the title, 146 00:04:47,708 --> 00:04:49,750 not to mention it's wildly inappropriate. 147 00:04:49,752 --> 00:04:51,126 Inappropriate?! 148 00:04:51,128 --> 00:04:52,442 "Wildly inappropriate." 149 00:04:52,444 --> 00:04:53,822 That piece of human [bleep] 150 00:04:53,824 --> 00:04:55,856 doesn't know what's inappropriate for children. 151 00:04:55,858 --> 00:04:58,459 He said the theme's gonna be "Soda Pop Hop." 152 00:04:58,461 --> 00:04:59,285 It's over, Mom. 153 00:04:59,287 --> 00:05:00,620 Over? 154 00:05:00,622 --> 00:05:03,769 Did Johnny Castle give up when he was unjustly fired from Kellerman's? 155 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:04,777 No, he did not. 156 00:05:04,779 --> 00:05:05,805 That's right! 157 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:07,444 He came back and danced dirty, 158 00:05:07,446 --> 00:05:09,487 and so will you after I march down to that school 159 00:05:09,489 --> 00:05:11,555 and give Principal Ball a piece of my mind. 160 00:05:11,557 --> 00:05:13,449 No. Let me march. 161 00:05:13,451 --> 00:05:15,134 - You want to march? - I do. 162 00:05:15,136 --> 00:05:16,112 - Down there?! - Yes! 163 00:05:16,114 --> 00:05:18,471 To demand unrealistic changes to school policy, 164 00:05:18,473 --> 00:05:20,829 with a complete disdain for reason and common sense? 165 00:05:20,831 --> 00:05:22,074 I learned from the best. 166 00:05:22,076 --> 00:05:24,147 I've never been prouder to call you my daughter. 167 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:26,624 And I've never been proud to be your daughter until now. 168 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,202 And so, for the first time, 169 00:05:28,204 --> 00:05:29,981 Erica Goldberg marched down to school 170 00:05:29,983 --> 00:05:31,829 and channeled Beverly Goldberg. 171 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,368 And if you still say no, 172 00:05:33,370 --> 00:05:35,946 I'll go above your shiny head to the PTA. 173 00:05:35,948 --> 00:05:37,533 No, the school board. 174 00:05:37,535 --> 00:05:39,945 No, the secretary of education. 175 00:05:39,947 --> 00:05:41,878 So, what do you and your coffee-stained tie 176 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:42,868 have to say to that? 177 00:05:42,870 --> 00:05:44,552 - A month's detention. - What?! 178 00:05:44,554 --> 00:05:46,137 That's not how this is supposed to work! 179 00:05:46,139 --> 00:05:47,900 The thing is, I'm an adult, 180 00:05:47,902 --> 00:05:50,542 and the way you're speaking to me is completely unacceptable. 181 00:05:50,544 --> 00:05:52,922 But I'm a Goldberg. This is what we do. 182 00:05:52,924 --> 00:05:55,485 And fortunately for both of us, you're not your mother 183 00:05:55,487 --> 00:05:58,232 [chuckling] and she's not here right now. 184 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:01,213 But... I think we could compromise 185 00:06:01,215 --> 00:06:03,514 on something besides a dirty dance. 186 00:06:03,516 --> 00:06:04,360 A compromise, huh? 187 00:06:04,362 --> 00:06:06,153 Okay, door's always open, 188 00:06:06,155 --> 00:06:08,209 but no more steamrolling me! 189 00:06:08,211 --> 00:06:10,394 I want your respect. Understand? 190 00:06:10,396 --> 00:06:12,357 Uh, I'm not following. 191 00:06:12,359 --> 00:06:15,236 [sighs] Thank goodness that's over. 192 00:06:15,238 --> 00:06:16,834 ♪ 193 00:06:16,836 --> 00:06:19,981 As Erica was channeling my mom at school, 194 00:06:19,983 --> 00:06:22,920 my dad was being schooled by Pops. 195 00:06:22,922 --> 00:06:25,234 Ah, Murray, perfect timing. 196 00:06:25,236 --> 00:06:27,939 Come over here, take a seat. 197 00:06:27,941 --> 00:06:29,971 I want you to look at that handsome young man 198 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:31,668 and tell me what you see. 199 00:06:31,670 --> 00:06:34,975 Someone who was still able to drop his pants in peace. 200 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,051 No! 201 00:06:36,053 --> 00:06:38,435 This is a photo of your first dance, 202 00:06:38,437 --> 00:06:40,290 your first act as a married man, 203 00:06:40,292 --> 00:06:41,693 and you're not even moving. 204 00:06:41,695 --> 00:06:43,292 I moved plenty that day. 205 00:06:43,294 --> 00:06:45,906 I walked down the aisle, I stepped on the glass, 206 00:06:45,908 --> 00:06:47,706 I walked back up the aisle. 207 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,006 I was a regular Carl Lewis. 208 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:51,721 Damn it, Murray, when you asked for my daughter's hand, 209 00:06:51,723 --> 00:06:54,574 you said you'd do everything you could to make her happy. 210 00:06:54,576 --> 00:06:56,631 Does that look like happiness to you? 211 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,312 Ugh. Fine! 212 00:06:58,314 --> 00:07:01,140 I'll do one dance, but I'm not moving my lower half. 213 00:07:01,142 --> 00:07:03,324 Did someone say "dance instructor"? 214 00:07:03,326 --> 00:07:05,427 No! Where did you even come from?! 215 00:07:05,429 --> 00:07:08,069 Come on! It's like "Footloose"! 216 00:07:08,071 --> 00:07:10,612 You're the dopey farm boy, and I'm Kevin Bacon! 217 00:07:10,614 --> 00:07:11,948 Let me be your Bacon! 218 00:07:11,950 --> 00:07:13,616 Don't distract me with bacon. 219 00:07:13,618 --> 00:07:14,602 I'm not dancing. 220 00:07:14,604 --> 00:07:15,604 Come on! 221 00:07:15,606 --> 00:07:17,610 - ♪ Everybody cut footloose ♪ - Yeah! Feel the beat! 222 00:07:17,612 --> 00:07:19,983 There's nothing wrong with two bros bonding over dance. 223 00:07:19,985 --> 00:07:22,460 Barry, this is a delicate situation. 224 00:07:22,462 --> 00:07:23,727 You're making it worse! 225 00:07:23,729 --> 00:07:26,752 Well, the infectious music of Kenny Loggins will win him over. 226 00:07:26,754 --> 00:07:28,401 It's not winning him over. 227 00:07:28,403 --> 00:07:31,782 The human body is literally programmed to love Loggins. 228 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:32,969 He can't say no! 229 00:07:32,971 --> 00:07:33,606 No! 230 00:07:33,608 --> 00:07:34,385 - [click, music stops] - Hey! 231 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,232 What if I told you there was a way 232 00:07:36,234 --> 00:07:37,953 that you could be a dancing god 233 00:07:37,955 --> 00:07:39,495 without ever having to move your body? 234 00:07:39,497 --> 00:07:40,693 No! Don't listen to him! 235 00:07:40,695 --> 00:07:42,080 - I'm listening. - All you got to do 236 00:07:42,082 --> 00:07:43,966 is raise your hands over your head. 237 00:07:43,968 --> 00:07:45,483 - At the same time? - Yes. 238 00:07:45,485 --> 00:07:47,030 You're gonna listen to this lazy-eyed nerd 239 00:07:47,032 --> 00:07:49,942 when you have this at your disposal? 240 00:07:49,944 --> 00:07:52,156 I'm gonna go with Adam's easy thing. 241 00:07:52,158 --> 00:07:54,103 ADAM: Okay, if you can pull this off with Mom, 242 00:07:54,105 --> 00:07:55,786 you'll never have to dance again. 243 00:07:55,788 --> 00:07:58,335 Are you insane? I can't do that! 244 00:07:58,337 --> 00:08:01,053 And neither could Ferris Bueller's lame-ass sister. 245 00:08:01,055 --> 00:08:03,904 That is, until she learned how. 246 00:08:03,906 --> 00:08:06,455 I'm in a pool. I don't want to be in a pool. 247 00:08:06,457 --> 00:08:07,780 In the movie, they were in a lake. 248 00:08:07,782 --> 00:08:09,066 Would you rather be in a lake? 249 00:08:09,068 --> 00:08:10,618 I'd rather be in my chair! 250 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,329 Put your hands up. I'll jump to you. 251 00:08:12,331 --> 00:08:13,436 You catch me. 252 00:08:13,438 --> 00:08:17,119 1... 2... 3. 253 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:19,872 ♪ 254 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,391 Aah! My soft-belly meat! 255 00:08:27,393 --> 00:08:29,304 I'm cold. Let's forget this. 256 00:08:29,306 --> 00:08:31,974 This is your chance to make Mom feel loved and delighted! 257 00:08:31,976 --> 00:08:34,338 I'm freezing and miserable! 258 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:36,566 Don't you swim away from me! 259 00:08:36,568 --> 00:08:38,075 What is that, a doggy paddle? 260 00:08:38,077 --> 00:08:39,426 You're a grown man! 261 00:08:39,428 --> 00:08:41,701 While my dad's plan to dance sank, 262 00:08:41,703 --> 00:08:43,952 Erica was ready to rise to the occasion. 263 00:08:43,954 --> 00:08:45,568 Mom, guess what? 264 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:47,657 I actually got Principal Ball to say yes, 265 00:08:47,659 --> 00:08:49,544 so the dirty dance is back on. 266 00:08:49,546 --> 00:08:52,532 Well, that is very surprising to me, Schmoop-aloo! 267 00:08:52,534 --> 00:08:54,198 [chuckling] I can't believe I did it. 268 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,301 Uh, you! You did it, not me. 269 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,688 I was here [chuckles] mopping. 270 00:08:58,690 --> 00:08:59,612 The dance is back on? 271 00:08:59,614 --> 00:09:00,959 That means I can still Swayze you. 272 00:09:00,961 --> 00:09:01,769 Let it go, Jeff. 273 00:09:01,771 --> 00:09:03,632 I'm not gonna sensually gyrate with you. 274 00:09:03,634 --> 00:09:04,914 I'm sorry, "gyrate"? 275 00:09:04,916 --> 00:09:06,442 If I'm gonna get dirty with anyone, 276 00:09:06,444 --> 00:09:08,546 it's gonna be Marc McGonagle. 277 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,940 Marc McGonagle? 278 00:09:09,942 --> 00:09:11,386 Erica, I'm begging you. 279 00:09:11,388 --> 00:09:13,095 Give me a chance to groove all up on you. 280 00:09:13,097 --> 00:09:14,635 No. Do not do that. 281 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,308 Let our bodies speak without words. 282 00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:19,757 Stop! Nobody's body is speaking to any other bodies. 283 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,445 This is just a school dance. 284 00:09:21,447 --> 00:09:22,310 Dirty dance. 285 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,445 Ugh, again with that awful movie. 286 00:09:24,447 --> 00:09:25,552 Think about it, dude. 287 00:09:25,554 --> 00:09:27,339 The school is letting us dirty-dance. 288 00:09:27,341 --> 00:09:28,641 They want us to get freaky. 289 00:09:28,643 --> 00:09:29,522 Unh! 290 00:09:29,524 --> 00:09:32,647 Ladies' man Cogan bringing it dirty, y'all! 291 00:09:32,649 --> 00:09:33,979 That was not in the movie. 292 00:09:33,981 --> 00:09:35,215 Yeah, we never saw the movie, 293 00:09:35,217 --> 00:09:36,687 but the title says it all. 294 00:09:36,689 --> 00:09:38,167 Guys, if you're gonna dirty-dance, 295 00:09:38,169 --> 00:09:39,729 at least do it right. 296 00:09:39,731 --> 00:09:42,732 ♪ 297 00:09:45,681 --> 00:09:46,564 What have I done? 298 00:09:46,566 --> 00:09:48,869 - Florida. - Yes. 299 00:09:49,565 --> 00:09:51,440 After my dad's botched dance lesson, 300 00:09:51,442 --> 00:09:53,333 it seemed this was as close to "Dirty Dancing" 301 00:09:53,335 --> 00:09:54,330 as he would get. 302 00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:57,063 Look at him. Has to be special effects. 303 00:09:57,065 --> 00:10:00,188 No man can lift a tiny lady like that. 304 00:10:00,190 --> 00:10:02,204 You're finally watching that movie, huh? 305 00:10:02,206 --> 00:10:04,446 I know I promised I'd take Bevy out dancing, 306 00:10:04,448 --> 00:10:07,124 but I can't do it. 307 00:10:07,126 --> 00:10:08,069 I'll look stupid. 308 00:10:08,071 --> 00:10:09,979 Since when do you care about how you look? 309 00:10:09,981 --> 00:10:12,279 You spend half your life puttering around this house 310 00:10:12,281 --> 00:10:13,401 in your underpants. 311 00:10:13,403 --> 00:10:15,096 Well, that's about comfort. 312 00:10:15,098 --> 00:10:16,940 It's also a warning shot to outsiders 313 00:10:16,942 --> 00:10:17,835 that you're not welcome. 314 00:10:17,837 --> 00:10:19,489 All I'm saying is, you always 315 00:10:19,491 --> 00:10:21,558 care less about what other people think. 316 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:22,723 Why is this different? 317 00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:25,650 Let me be honest with you. [sighs] 318 00:10:25,652 --> 00:10:27,248 I don't like to move my body. 319 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:28,045 Yeah, we've met. 320 00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:30,929 Now, the thing is, I'm afraid. 321 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,916 Dancing in front of all those people with their judgy eyes... 322 00:10:33,918 --> 00:10:35,274 I-I can't do it. 323 00:10:35,276 --> 00:10:38,673 Well, you'll never know how you'll look if you don't try. 324 00:10:38,675 --> 00:10:41,617 Pops was right. My dad had to see for himself. 325 00:10:41,619 --> 00:10:45,184 Luckily, he spotted my trusty camera. 326 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,955 And, with no one around, 327 00:10:46,957 --> 00:10:49,185 he decided to give dancing a shot. 328 00:10:49,187 --> 00:10:51,874 He grooved, he grinded, 329 00:10:51,876 --> 00:10:52,873 he gyrated, 330 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:55,212 he did... whatever this is. 331 00:10:55,214 --> 00:10:57,756 Look at me! Ha ha ha! 332 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,695 I'm a guy who dances now! 333 00:10:59,697 --> 00:11:01,731 He danced like no one was watching, 334 00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:03,688 and luckily, no one was. 335 00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:06,224 Just a reminder, I will be performing 336 00:11:06,226 --> 00:11:09,468 with with my barbershop quartet, The Princi-pals, 337 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:10,932 at the open mike Thursday... 338 00:11:10,934 --> 00:11:12,599 ♪ ni-i-ght ♪ 339 00:11:12,601 --> 00:11:14,345 Stop the announcements. We need to talk. 340 00:11:14,347 --> 00:11:15,563 No, no, no, no, no! 341 00:11:15,565 --> 00:11:17,637 We had an agreement over stern eye contact 342 00:11:17,639 --> 00:11:19,937 that if I gave in to your daughter's dance demands, 343 00:11:19,939 --> 00:11:21,831 you would stay far away from my office. 344 00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:24,456 But that was before I realized that you were right 345 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:25,849 and there can be no dance. 346 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,525 But you forced me to flip-flop! 347 00:11:27,527 --> 00:11:29,307 I flipped! I can't flop back! 348 00:11:29,309 --> 00:11:32,257 I didn't know how dirty that dance was gonna be! 349 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,900 Which is why I wanted it to be a Soda Pop Hop! 350 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,756 It was my favorite dance as a teen, 351 00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:38,463 but no one's embraced it. 352 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,975 Well, I'm embracing it, Earl. 353 00:11:39,977 --> 00:11:42,646 Fine! The dirty dance is once again dead. 354 00:11:42,648 --> 00:11:45,361 One thing... my daughter, Erica, must never know 355 00:11:45,363 --> 00:11:47,261 that I had anything to do with this. 356 00:11:47,263 --> 00:11:48,797 [whispering] I think that's your mom! 357 00:11:48,799 --> 00:11:50,582 Yes, thank you, Lainey! 358 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,303 ♪ 359 00:11:52,305 --> 00:11:53,554 You. 360 00:11:53,556 --> 00:11:55,227 Hey! 361 00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:58,422 What's up, best friend who's also my daughter? 362 00:11:58,424 --> 00:12:00,651 The P.A. system was on the whole time. 363 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:05,115 The whole school heard every crazy word you said. 364 00:12:05,117 --> 00:12:06,046 Oopsie. 365 00:12:06,048 --> 00:12:07,754 You completely betrayed me. 366 00:12:07,756 --> 00:12:08,719 Who does that?! 367 00:12:08,721 --> 00:12:11,339 A normal mama who loves you and you love back? 368 00:12:11,341 --> 00:12:12,707 For once, I thought we were a team 369 00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:15,064 and had something in common. 370 00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:16,521 Turns out, we never will. 371 00:12:16,523 --> 00:12:18,659 As Erica left my mom feeling low, 372 00:12:18,661 --> 00:12:21,405 my dad was still high on his sweet moves. 373 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,571 Hoo-hoo! Look at me go! 374 00:12:24,573 --> 00:12:27,564 I have to admit, at first, I was a little bit nervous, 375 00:12:27,566 --> 00:12:30,415 but now [laughing] look at me! 376 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,897 [click, music stops] 377 00:12:33,846 --> 00:12:35,375 Burn this. 378 00:12:35,377 --> 00:12:35,931 I'm sorry? 379 00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:38,462 This must never be seen by anyone. 380 00:12:38,464 --> 00:12:39,381 I'm not following. 381 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:40,732 If you love my daughter, 382 00:12:40,734 --> 00:12:43,234 you won't do any of this ever again. 383 00:12:43,236 --> 00:12:46,356 You said I wouldn't know if I could dance until I tried. 384 00:12:46,358 --> 00:12:48,127 Well, you tried and now we know. 385 00:12:48,129 --> 00:12:50,524 You cannot and should not dance. 386 00:12:50,526 --> 00:12:52,812 - ♪ - Look at this. 387 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:53,524 Oh, no! 388 00:12:53,526 --> 00:12:55,216 Adam, no, turn away! 389 00:12:55,218 --> 00:12:56,713 It'll change you forever! 390 00:12:56,715 --> 00:12:59,597 Oh, no, no, no! What am I looking at?! 391 00:12:59,599 --> 00:13:00,418 Turn away! 392 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:02,687 I want to, but I can't. 393 00:13:02,689 --> 00:13:04,308 It's like the Ark from "Raiders"! 394 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:06,584 You promised you wouldn't judge me, 395 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,402 but I'm feeling a lot of judging right now. 396 00:13:08,404 --> 00:13:10,996 Don't make yourself the victim in this. 397 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,913 That boy is the victim. 398 00:13:12,915 --> 00:13:15,591 All I did was walk into the room. 399 00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:17,968 Okay, I know you're super pissed at Mom. 400 00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:20,398 Well, I got good news. 401 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,925 Let my sanctuary heal you! 402 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,363 I come here to release my angry rage that I always have. 403 00:13:25,365 --> 00:13:27,527 - How? - A little thing called... 404 00:13:27,529 --> 00:13:29,777 - the angry dance. - That's not a thing. 405 00:13:29,779 --> 00:13:32,986 Tell that to Kevin Bacon's body double in "Footloose." 406 00:13:32,988 --> 00:13:33,740 ["Footloose" plays] 407 00:13:33,742 --> 00:13:36,049 Go on. Angry-dance! 408 00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:38,264 Unleash your pain with tumbles and flips! 409 00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:38,973 You're an idiot. 410 00:13:38,975 --> 00:13:40,182 I'm trying to help you here. 411 00:13:40,184 --> 00:13:42,612 The only thing you're doing is proving what a dope you are. 412 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,542 Your words make me so angry! 413 00:13:44,544 --> 00:13:47,466 Dance it out, Barry. Dance it out. 414 00:13:47,468 --> 00:13:50,320 ♪ I've been working so hard ♪ 415 00:13:50,322 --> 00:13:53,070 ♪ I'm punching my card ♪ 416 00:13:53,072 --> 00:13:55,730 ♪ Eight hours for what? ♪ 417 00:13:55,732 --> 00:13:58,489 ♪ Oh, tell me what I got ♪ 418 00:13:58,491 --> 00:14:01,168 ♪ I've got this feeling ♪ 419 00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:04,396 ♪ That time's just holding me down ♪ 420 00:14:04,398 --> 00:14:09,291 ♪ 421 00:14:09,293 --> 00:14:12,119 ♪ I'll hit the ceiling ♪ 422 00:14:12,121 --> 00:14:15,824 ♪ Or else I'll tear up this town ♪ 423 00:14:17,326 --> 00:14:19,444 ♪ Now I gotta cut loose ♪ 424 00:14:19,446 --> 00:14:21,028 ♪ Footloose ♪ 425 00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:23,914 ♪ Kick off the Sunday shoes ♪ 426 00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:26,680 ♪ Loose, footloose ♪ 427 00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:28,773 ♪ Everybody cut footloose ♪ 428 00:14:28,775 --> 00:14:33,157 ♪ 429 00:14:33,159 --> 00:14:33,910 [music stops] 430 00:14:33,912 --> 00:14:36,334 Now it's your turn. Fight the power with dance! 431 00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:38,601 Okay, I will never do what you just did. 432 00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:40,377 But you were right about one thing. 433 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,179 I can and will fight the power with dance. 434 00:14:43,181 --> 00:14:45,781 Since when do we need permission to dance dirty? 435 00:14:45,783 --> 00:14:47,953 We are gonna go to that dance and get dirty 436 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,176 whether Principal Ball likes it or not. 437 00:14:50,178 --> 00:14:52,917 That's right. You can't stop this. 438 00:14:56,966 --> 00:14:59,866 Exactly, although never do that again. 439 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:03,867 ♪ 440 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,260 The Soda Pop Hop was in full effect. 441 00:15:06,262 --> 00:15:07,989 It was less than thrilling. 442 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,653 The '50s suck. 443 00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:12,144 To think I dressed up in my good Rush shirt and everything. 444 00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:13,888 Thankfully for every kid in that gym, 445 00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:15,866 Erica and her friends had other plans. 446 00:15:15,868 --> 00:15:16,968 It's 21:00. 447 00:15:16,970 --> 00:15:19,002 Operation "Dance My Way Into Erica's Heart" is a go. 448 00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,722 - That is not the name! - It's way too long. 449 00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:24,440 ♪ 450 00:15:24,442 --> 00:15:26,770 Yep, Erica was a girl on a mission... 451 00:15:26,772 --> 00:15:29,868 make a squeaky-clean dance a little more dirty. 452 00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:30,879 Baby has the watermelon. 453 00:15:30,881 --> 00:15:31,752 - Roger. - 10-4. 454 00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:33,599 - I love sharing secrets with you! - You're so loud. 455 00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:34,874 - Way too loud. - I knew it. 456 00:15:34,876 --> 00:15:37,855 ♪ Sometimes loving dreams really do come true ♪ 457 00:15:37,857 --> 00:15:40,545 Hey, dude, some guy, like, barfed on your van. 458 00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:42,087 What? Who? 459 00:15:42,089 --> 00:15:44,972 Who? Uh... me? 460 00:15:44,974 --> 00:15:47,269 I'll kill you! 461 00:15:47,271 --> 00:15:49,063 It was a needlessly intricate plan 462 00:15:49,065 --> 00:15:51,090 that was ready to rock 'n' roll... 463 00:15:51,092 --> 00:15:53,437 that is, until Barry rolled up. 464 00:15:53,439 --> 00:15:54,494 It's boom time! 465 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,513 Stop! I don't know what this is, but stop! 466 00:15:56,515 --> 00:15:57,905 It's a confetti cannon. 467 00:15:57,907 --> 00:16:00,521 Now cut-up paper will endlessly rain down on us 468 00:16:00,523 --> 00:16:02,151 like in the final scene of "Footloose." 469 00:16:02,153 --> 00:16:03,123 I told you... 470 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:05,242 this is "Dirty Dancing," not "Footloose"! 471 00:16:05,244 --> 00:16:06,958 Hello? An authority figure 472 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,774 has banned us from moving our bodies. 473 00:16:08,776 --> 00:16:11,091 Seriously, Erica, I pity you. 474 00:16:11,093 --> 00:16:12,643 I pity you both. 475 00:16:12,645 --> 00:16:14,274 There is no way I'm letting you 476 00:16:14,276 --> 00:16:16,237 ruin this wonderful Soda Pop Hop! 477 00:16:16,239 --> 00:16:17,512 Both of you, out! 478 00:16:17,514 --> 00:16:19,469 If I'm going out, I'm going out dirty! 479 00:16:19,471 --> 00:16:20,505 Hit it, Lainey! 480 00:16:20,507 --> 00:16:22,142 And just like that, 481 00:16:22,144 --> 00:16:23,912 my sister took a leap of faith. 482 00:16:23,914 --> 00:16:25,465 - ♪ Now I've had the time of my life ♪ - No! 483 00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,565 It's a dance about soda! 484 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:31,468 - ♪ No, I never felt like this before ♪ - Just like you practiced, dude. You can do this. 485 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:33,390 - ♪ Yes, I swear ♪ - Too fast! 486 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,314 - Slow down! - ♪ It's the truth ♪ 487 00:16:35,316 --> 00:16:36,961 Maybe too big. 488 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,858 Ohhh, I just blew it. 489 00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:39,670 BARRY: And... 490 00:16:39,672 --> 00:16:41,252 footloose! 491 00:16:44,018 --> 00:16:47,667 ♪ 492 00:16:47,669 --> 00:16:48,701 Tell me where she is, 493 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,838 and I'll get the ball rolling by calling her a moron. 494 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,139 My office. 495 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,868 And it is thrilling 496 00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:55,956 to finally be on the same page for once. 497 00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,962 I'm so sorry about all of this, Earl. 498 00:16:57,964 --> 00:16:59,652 I never should've shown her that movie. 499 00:16:59,654 --> 00:17:02,011 It's just too dirty for a child to handle. 500 00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:04,204 I get it. I'm a parent, too. 501 00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:06,717 Our job is to save these kids from themselves, 502 00:17:06,719 --> 00:17:09,493 even if it means crushing a dream or two. 503 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,177 Good luck. 504 00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:13,185 It turned out, my mom was living "Dirty Dancing," 505 00:17:13,187 --> 00:17:14,324 but she wasn't Baby... 506 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,987 she was her controlling parent, Jerry Orbach, 507 00:17:16,989 --> 00:17:20,347 and that was a role she refused to play. 508 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:22,403 Mom, I know I screwed up... 509 00:17:22,405 --> 00:17:23,956 humiliated myself. 510 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:27,463 Got cake in my ear and inhaled some confetti. 511 00:17:27,465 --> 00:17:30,191 And I'm grounded for life, which I deserve. 512 00:17:30,193 --> 00:17:32,283 No, you don't. 513 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,405 What? 514 00:17:34,407 --> 00:17:38,291 So, you wanted to live "Dirty Dancing." 515 00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:40,838 Nobody gets that more than me. 516 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,189 I'd love to be Baby... [chuckles] 517 00:17:43,191 --> 00:17:45,191 get swept off my feet 518 00:17:45,193 --> 00:17:48,073 and spun around the dance floor. 519 00:17:49,787 --> 00:17:52,893 Honestly, it's all I've ever wanted. 520 00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:54,722 [chuckles] 521 00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:57,509 I know it can't happen for me, 522 00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:01,991 but, uh, it still can for you. 523 00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,503 What are you saying? 524 00:18:03,505 --> 00:18:06,870 Nobody puts my baby in a corner. 525 00:18:06,872 --> 00:18:08,719 And so, with the help of our mom, 526 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,323 Erica cleaned herself off and took center stage 527 00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:14,365 to have the time of her life. 528 00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:17,136 ♪ Now I've ♪ 529 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,892 ♪ Had the time of my life ♪ 530 00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:24,880 ♪ No, I never felt like this before ♪ 531 00:18:24,882 --> 00:18:27,124 ♪ Yes, I swear ♪ 532 00:18:27,126 --> 00:18:29,469 ♪ It's the truth ♪ 533 00:18:29,471 --> 00:18:32,629 ♪ And I owe it all to you-ou ♪ 534 00:18:32,631 --> 00:18:34,731 [crowd cheers] 535 00:18:34,733 --> 00:18:37,501 ♪ 536 00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,754 ♪ I've been waiting for so long ♪ 537 00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:45,111 I think she gets that from me. 538 00:18:45,113 --> 00:18:47,337 What in heaven's name is happening? 539 00:18:47,339 --> 00:18:49,580 I brought you here to shut this nonsense down, 540 00:18:49,582 --> 00:18:50,856 not make it worse! 541 00:18:50,858 --> 00:18:53,239 The dirty dance is back on! 542 00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:56,876 You might want to Orbach these kids, but not me. 543 00:18:56,878 --> 00:18:59,261 - I miss the '50s. - ♪ Just remember ♪ 544 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,644 ♪ You're the one thing ♪ 545 00:19:00,646 --> 00:19:03,233 Just look at them. It's not even 9:30. 546 00:19:03,235 --> 00:19:04,854 Hey, I know it's not "Footloose," 547 00:19:04,856 --> 00:19:07,365 but will you just dance a little? 548 00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:08,065 For me? 549 00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:12,181 I'll do it... but I won't like it. 550 00:19:12,183 --> 00:19:14,465 ♪ This could be love ♪ 551 00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:16,328 ♪ Because ♪ 552 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:18,601 ♪ I've had ♪ 553 00:19:18,603 --> 00:19:21,181 ♪ The time of my life ♪ 554 00:19:21,183 --> 00:19:23,831 ♪ No, I never felt this way before ♪ 555 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,251 Sure, we didn't magically do the same dance number 556 00:19:26,253 --> 00:19:27,257 like in the movies. 557 00:19:27,259 --> 00:19:30,235 In fact, most of us weren't good dancers at all. 558 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:33,722 But for the first time, it didn't seem to matter. 559 00:19:33,724 --> 00:19:35,691 ♪ 560 00:19:35,693 --> 00:19:36,976 [cheers and applause] 561 00:19:36,978 --> 00:19:38,382 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 562 00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:39,397 I'm really doing it! 563 00:19:39,399 --> 00:19:40,809 I can't believe it, either! 564 00:19:40,811 --> 00:19:42,935 - [gasps] My baby is Baby! - ♪ With my body and soul ♪ 565 00:19:42,937 --> 00:19:45,373 ♪ I want you more than you'll ever know ♪ 566 00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:48,550 Wow. Um, that was something. 567 00:19:48,552 --> 00:19:50,149 It was everything. 568 00:19:50,151 --> 00:19:51,189 Like you. 569 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,161 ♪ Yes, I know what's on your mind ♪ 570 00:19:52,163 --> 00:19:53,264 You talked and ruined it. 571 00:19:53,266 --> 00:19:53,994 Of course. 572 00:19:53,996 --> 00:19:56,865 ♪ When you say "Stay with me tonight" ♪ 573 00:19:56,867 --> 00:19:58,724 Look at her go. 574 00:19:58,726 --> 00:19:59,958 Living her dream. 575 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,845 - ♪ You're the one thing I can't get enough of ♪ - It's time you live yours, too. 576 00:20:02,847 --> 00:20:03,919 Come on. 577 00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:04,754 Ohh. 578 00:20:04,756 --> 00:20:05,643 In that moment, 579 00:20:05,645 --> 00:20:09,058 my mom wasn't just watching "Dirty Dancing" for the 18th time. 580 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:11,395 She was living it for the very first. 581 00:20:11,397 --> 00:20:13,487 It's all she ever wanted. 582 00:20:13,489 --> 00:20:16,771 ♪ No, I never felt this way before ♪ 583 00:20:16,773 --> 00:20:18,500 For one unforgettable night, 584 00:20:18,502 --> 00:20:21,539 everyone in that gym felt like Jennifer Grey. 585 00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:23,087 We moved like Swayze 586 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,290 and were as footloose as Kevin Bacon. 587 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:29,469 We all ruled that dance floor, and it was epic. 588 00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:30,846 ♪ The time of my life ♪ 589 00:20:30,848 --> 00:20:34,605 - _ - ♪ No, I never felt this way before ♪ 590 00:20:34,607 --> 00:20:38,769 ♪ Yes, I swear, it's the truth ♪ 591 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,414 - _ - ♪ And I owe it all to... ♪ 592 00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:45,416 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com