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JEN: I'm telling you,
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there's a rat in the attic.
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I can hear it.
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It-It's like it's on
our old StairMaster.
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No, honey, we don't have rats, okay?
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Oscar?
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Anything up there?
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Rats.
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Ooh, I told you we have rats!
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OSCAR: No...
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No, I meant, rats,
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I think I missed a very
important phone call.
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Yeah.
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So what, uh,
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what is the, the sound up there?
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Oh, it's probably rats.
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- Rats.
- But don't worry...
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If you got 'em, I'll get 'em.
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Adults and babies alike, though...
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I mean, they... they's just babies.
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Just babies.
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They ain't done nothing wrong yet.
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(sobs) I'm sorry.
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That's... yeah, you take...
you take your time.
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I'm gonna compose myself in your toilet.
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- No, no, that's the baby's room.
- Nope, wrong door.
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- (Lark crying)
- I'm sorry.
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It's all right.
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Baby's up.
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That's okay.
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OSCAR: All right.
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Well, I put some traps
all around the perimeter.
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Thanks, Oscar.
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I found this.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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I assumed it was yours.
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The reason why I have this...
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and Jen doesn't know
about it, but, uh...
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I, uh, dated the girl
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who posed in this issue.
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(inhales)
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Lordy be.
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She's not gonna take a bath
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in that little wood bucket, is she?
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She gonna try.
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She wrote me a little note.
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Oh, yeah.
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"To Greg,
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"thanks for dinner.
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And 'dessert.'"
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Hoo, I know what that means.
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(chuckles)
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Why don't you put
this up on your mantel?
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Yeah, no, I don't think
Jen would appreciate that.
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- And she doesn't know I have this.
- Mm-hmm.
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- If you know what I mean.
- Yep.
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I understand.
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Can't imagine what you two could be
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talking about.
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Oh, uh, well,
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we were just, uh, talking about, um...
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Dessert.
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Dessert?
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And dinner.
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You guys, uh, you
making some dinner plans?
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- (laughs)
- Oh, that's kind of you,
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but my wife works most evenings.
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- So we can't make it tonight.
- Oh.
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Oh... rats.
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Yeah. (phone buzzing)
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Mmm.
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I gotta go.
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I got a customer with
a possum in his chimney.
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It's not gonna kill itself.
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No.
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Although, it will try and fake it.
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Fool me once...
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Shame on you.
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I guess so, yeah.
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(Jen yawns)
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- Oh...
- Thank you, honey.
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Uh-huh.
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(doorbell rings)
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Who could that be?
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(exhales)
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Oscar?
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I hope we's not too late for dinner.
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This here's my wife, Tulip.
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(whooping)
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Oh, I thought... uh, what a surprise.
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I thought... I thought
you said that, um,
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she had to work tonight.
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Oh, yeah, they sent me home.
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I have really bad pole rash.
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It's very common
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with dancers and firemen.
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- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- We brought you a bottle of rose.
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Wow, that's so, uh... so kind.
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And... why don't you,
uh, why don't you come in?
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And I was just
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in the middle of
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covering all of our
furniture with towels.
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OSCAR: Mmm.
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TULIP: Oh, with towels.
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TULIP: So, Jen,
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Oscar tells me that you
were in Playboy.
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(coughs, chokes)
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What's that?
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Uh, no.
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No, I was never in,
uh, in Playboy.
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Uh, Tulip, my sweet
flower, I wasn't saying
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that his wife was in Playboy,
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I was saying his girlie friend
from college was in Playboy,
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and he didn't want her to know about it.
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- Uh-oh.
- Oh...
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Well...
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honey, I, uh, I never told you this
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because I didn't want
things to get weird,
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but since that's
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impossible now, uh...
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when I was in college,
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I slept with a woman who
was in Playboy.
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Okay.
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Like, you fell... you fell
asleep hugging the magazine?
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(laughs)
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No, honey, we did it.
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Like, you know, "it."
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Oh... okay.
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Well... good job, Greg.
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Yeah. That's awesome.
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All right, hey, listen,
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is anyone gonna eat this last Eggo?
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Oh, I was actually eyeing it.
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Wait a minute.
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You don't believe me, do you?
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What... no... sure, no, sure I do.
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Yes, of course.
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Why wouldn't I believe you
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that you slept with a...
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(laughing)
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with a Playboy Bunny?
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- She gave me the magazine!
- Okay.
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Sweetie, she signed it for me.
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And Oscar saw it. Didn't you, Oscar?
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I didn't see no Playboy.
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'Kay?
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What are you talking...
you gave it to...
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You found it and you gave it to me.
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I wasn't looking at no Playboys,
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certainly not while I was working.
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Okay, you know what? That's it.
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I'm gonna show you.
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All right? And, for the record,
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I did not want this to happen. Okay?
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I've been trying to avoid this,
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so, honey...
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Mmm?
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Prepare yourself.
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Yeah, okay.
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Well, I will brace myself
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with a glass of this rose.
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Mm-hmm.
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It... it was right here!
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I-I put it right here, I swear!
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We should go.
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Tulip's ovulating.
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I gotta go fill her up.
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(whoops)
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Thanks so much for coming.
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I'm telling you, it was there!
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Yeah, it's upsetting, isn't it?
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Knowing you're telling the truth
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when your spouse doesn't believe you
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because there's just no proof.
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Don't... this is different, honey.
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This was real.
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So is the rat.
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There is no rat!
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There is no Playmate.
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- There was a Playmate.
- No.
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Yeah, you want to know how I know?
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- How?
- I touched the Playmate.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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In a lot of places.
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- Know how I know?
- How?
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'Cause I hear the rat.
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- You don't see the rat.
- I hear it.
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You're hear... that's a phantom
rat you're hearing, sweetie.
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JEN: Like your phantom magazine?
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All we want
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is to build a gazebo,
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but now the city is telling
us that part of our land
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actually belongs to the neighbors.
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JOHN: So what we want to do now
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is sue the city for being Communist.
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Well, that's an idea that has legs.
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But let's, uh,
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circle back to it,
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and plan "A," I think,
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is just asking your neighbors
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to sign an easement.
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Unfortunately, uh, Pam and Darryl
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don't like us.
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We always seem
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to say the wrong things
at the wrong time.
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Okay. Well, I mean,
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the amount of land in
question is only two feet.
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So I can't imagine them
getting too upset over that.
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Two feet?
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What is that, some kind of wisecrack
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about my scuba diving accident?
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No, no, no, no.
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No, not at all.
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We were just hoping to work
this out in a neighborly fashion,
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and I think we just got
off on the wrong foot...
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Seriously?
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You can't stop, can you?
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N... I can... I...
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You just don't realize
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how fraught with feet the language is.
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JOHN: Yeah, it kind
of makes it impossible
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not to put your f... uh...
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your face in your mouth.
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Let-let me get us some more tea.
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Don't try to wow us with more tea.
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It's nothing but a bag
of dirt in some hot water.
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JOHN: Yeah, it's pretty
clear this is not working.
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What is it gonna take
to get you to sign...?
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$5,000!
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- Oh, my!
- $5,001.
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- Oh!
- No, that's extortion.
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$5,002.
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- Oh!
- Keep on going.
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I went to auctioneering school.
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I know how to talk fast.
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(blabbering rapidly)
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Hup! There.
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Sold!
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Well, we'll just build the gazebo
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on the other side of the pool.
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- Mm-hmm.
- It won't get the morning sun,
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but you'll still be able to
sit on the glider and whittle.
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Fine with me.
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Aw...
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DARRYL: Hello!
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Hey-ho, neighbors!
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We're here for a soak!
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Turn up the heat and make some room!
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The McDougals are here!
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You're getting in our hot tub?
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"Yours"? You mean "ours."
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We are now co-owners
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of this hot tizzy.
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DARRYL: Yeah, we got that
survey over to our lawyer,
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and he informed us that half
this tub is on our property.
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Oh, now, wait a minute.
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That can't be.
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Oh, it be.
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What are we gonna do now?
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Same thing I did in 'Nam.
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Put on a coconut bra
and sing show tunes?
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Oh, I knew I shouldn't have
shown you those pictures.
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No, we go on the attack.
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Oh.
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Oh, come on, look at you.
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Ooh, it's gonna be so
nice. I can't wai... ooh!
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- Ooh! Ooh!
- What's wrong? What's wrong?
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Ooh, that's freezing!
271
00:08:22,285 --> 00:08:23,226
Whoops. (chuckles)
272
00:08:23,521 --> 00:08:25,488
Turns out the heater's on our property.
273
00:08:25,759 --> 00:08:26,888
And now it's off.
274
00:08:26,890 --> 00:08:28,790
Oh, no, it's on!
275
00:08:28,792 --> 00:08:30,626
And I'm not talking about the heater.
276
00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:31,884
You done woke the dragon up!
277
00:08:32,004 --> 00:08:34,262
The dragon is up and had her coffee!
278
00:08:34,602 --> 00:08:35,564
You about to get burnt!
279
00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:36,824
Neighbor.
280
00:08:40,535 --> 00:08:43,445
John, what's in our hot tub?
281
00:08:48,635 --> 00:08:49,478
(both groan)
282
00:08:50,149 --> 00:08:52,481
- Oh.
- Looks like cherry Jell-O.
283
00:08:52,483 --> 00:08:55,450
Actually, it's Mixed Berry Blast.
284
00:08:55,630 --> 00:08:57,514
I accidentally spilled
20 packs in there.
285
00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:58,687
But don't eat it.
286
00:08:59,116 --> 00:09:00,171
Pam made that mistake.
287
00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,511
Now that dragon's got fire
coming out of both ends.
288
00:09:04,172 --> 00:09:06,098
Yeah, the security PIN code
289
00:09:06,157 --> 00:09:08,795
is, uh, 871.
290
00:09:09,585 --> 00:09:10,298
Great, thanks.
291
00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,886
I just ordered 40 pizzas to
be delivered to their house
292
00:09:14,915 --> 00:09:16,972
that they don't even want.
293
00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:19,723
John, you don't pay for the pizzas.
294
00:09:20,345 --> 00:09:21,706
That's the whole prank.
295
00:09:22,283 --> 00:09:25,899
All you did was buy them
the gift of 40 pizzas.
296
00:09:27,449 --> 00:09:28,350
You know, maybe it's time
297
00:09:28,352 --> 00:09:30,018
to stop this now.
298
00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:31,186
Yeah.
299
00:09:31,188 --> 00:09:32,387
(Darryl speaks indistinctly)
300
00:09:32,389 --> 00:09:33,989
(both laughing)
301
00:09:35,964 --> 00:09:36,825
Pam.
302
00:09:37,089 --> 00:09:38,193
Darryl.
303
00:09:38,195 --> 00:09:40,086
Um, y-you win.
304
00:09:40,145 --> 00:09:42,519
Yeah, we'll give you $5,002,
305
00:09:42,566 --> 00:09:45,233
minus the $300 we paid
to get the Jell-O out.
306
00:09:45,235 --> 00:09:46,735
We're way past deal-making now.
307
00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:48,470
You can't put a price on this.
308
00:09:48,782 --> 00:09:50,272
Look at us. Look at us!
309
00:09:50,274 --> 00:09:51,239
Excuse me?
310
00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:52,118
I come to find out that
311
00:09:52,153 --> 00:09:53,997
this hot tub is good for my stump.
312
00:09:54,787 --> 00:09:55,924
I think my foot is growing back.
313
00:09:56,685 --> 00:09:57,612
Something's growing down there!
314
00:09:57,614 --> 00:09:58,947
(both laughing, clamoring)
315
00:09:59,648 --> 00:10:01,083
PAM: What don't y'all get in?!
316
00:10:04,024 --> 00:10:05,454
ALL: Cheers!
317
00:10:05,456 --> 00:10:08,300
Oh, this is so much better than war!
318
00:10:08,420 --> 00:10:09,791
Oh, it's so refreshing
319
00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:11,626
to-to-to have a clean slate.
320
00:10:11,628 --> 00:10:13,061
Yeah, nothing like sharing.
321
00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:14,261
Sharon?
322
00:10:14,837 --> 00:10:16,631
Why'd you have to go
bring up that bitch?
323
00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:18,233
Look, I told you that was over!
324
00:10:18,235 --> 00:10:20,735
She means nothing to me. Nothing!
325
00:10:20,737 --> 00:10:22,170
No, I-I said "sharing."
326
00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:23,605
I don't think you heard me correctly.
327
00:10:23,607 --> 00:10:24,940
Are you making fun of me
328
00:10:24,942 --> 00:10:26,842
because I lost the
hearing in my right ear?
329
00:10:26,844 --> 00:10:28,076
- No, no, no, no.
- Oh, no, no!
330
00:10:28,078 --> 00:10:30,145
- It was a scuba diving accident.
- Uh-huh.
331
00:10:30,487 --> 00:10:33,558
I went too deep trying
to go find Darryl's foot.
332
00:10:33,608 --> 00:10:34,816
You didn't go deep enough!
333
00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:37,719
Oh, well, maybe your
little precious Sharon
334
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,541
can go find it next time!
335
00:10:39,582 --> 00:10:41,420
Sharon is a licensed scuba diver!
336
00:10:41,656 --> 00:10:43,024
You are a snorkeler!
337
00:10:43,026 --> 00:10:44,693
We're-we're just gonna go in now.
338
00:10:44,695 --> 00:10:47,062
We're not going anywhere!
We are friends now, okay?
339
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:48,096
Sharon, look...
340
00:10:48,947 --> 00:10:50,665
You just called me Sharon?!
341
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,734
Did you just call me Sharon?!
342
00:10:55,381 --> 00:10:57,072
Hey, what did you just eat?
343
00:10:58,356 --> 00:10:58,927
Nothing.
344
00:10:58,957 --> 00:11:00,655
- What are you eating?!
- Go away!
345
00:11:01,839 --> 00:11:03,763
_
346
00:11:03,883 --> 00:11:05,448
Oh, I'm so excited for this dinner.
347
00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:06,950
- Mmm.
- Yeah, hey, how did you two
348
00:11:06,952 --> 00:11:09,103
get reservations to
Rolin and Jones anyway?
349
00:11:09,223 --> 00:11:10,590
I heard there was a one-year wait.
350
00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:11,788
No, no, it was easy.
351
00:11:11,790 --> 00:11:13,882
The chef rear-ended us and
we didn't call the police.
352
00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:15,671
Yeah, he said he'd just had
a little bit of cooking wine,
353
00:11:15,701 --> 00:11:17,413
but I could see some cooking
cocaine around his nose.
354
00:11:17,441 --> 00:11:18,728
- (laughs)
- Oh, hey?
355
00:11:18,730 --> 00:11:20,596
This isn't awkward for you guys, is it?
356
00:11:20,598 --> 00:11:21,898
Because it's so soon
after your break-up?
357
00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:23,363
- No!
- No, no.
358
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,034
I mean, we were friends
before we were dating,
359
00:11:25,036 --> 00:11:26,704
so we thought we can do that again.
360
00:11:26,824 --> 00:11:27,607
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
361
00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,226
Have any of you noticed
362
00:11:29,245 --> 00:11:29,939
we haven't moved
363
00:11:29,941 --> 00:11:30,907
in five minutes?
364
00:11:30,909 --> 00:11:32,123
- No.
- Hmm.
365
00:11:32,157 --> 00:11:33,325
Must be an accident.
366
00:11:33,341 --> 00:11:34,277
Yeah, I'll go check it out.
367
00:11:34,306 --> 00:11:35,330
I got to pee anyway.
368
00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:41,150
COLLEEN: How's, uh,
369
00:11:41,152 --> 00:11:42,385
the garage? (chuckles)
370
00:11:42,387 --> 00:11:43,586
- (chuckles) Warm.
- Cozy?
371
00:11:43,588 --> 00:11:44,821
- Yeah, warm?
- Yeah.
372
00:11:44,823 --> 00:11:47,357
Hey, they're not friends.
373
00:11:47,579 --> 00:11:48,992
What are you talking
about? They're fine.
374
00:11:48,994 --> 00:11:50,760
Exes, they can't be friends.
375
00:11:50,762 --> 00:11:52,128
- (phone buzzing)
- You getting a call?
376
00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:53,200
I'll call back.
377
00:11:54,132 --> 00:11:55,431
Nah, it's okay. You can take it outside.
378
00:11:55,485 --> 00:11:57,133
I mean, none of our business, right?
379
00:11:57,135 --> 00:11:58,134
No, it-it's fine.
380
00:11:58,136 --> 00:11:59,024
- Okay, yeah.
- Yeah.
381
00:11:59,337 --> 00:12:00,203
It's fine.
382
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,284
Is it fine?
383
00:12:08,638 --> 00:12:09,844
All right, well,
384
00:12:09,964 --> 00:12:11,584
looks like this is gonna take a while.
385
00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:12,934
They got a bunch of streets blocked off
386
00:12:12,969 --> 00:12:15,184
because the president's having
a fund-raiser in the area.
387
00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:17,954
And I guess the Secret
Service apparently
388
00:12:17,956 --> 00:12:20,361
doesn't like hooker jokes anymore.
389
00:12:28,076 --> 00:12:29,521
Well, this is fun. I'm having fun.
390
00:12:29,641 --> 00:12:30,867
Yeah, so-so fun.
391
00:12:30,987 --> 00:12:33,008
- So fun.
- I am so hungry.
392
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,404
Hey, I've got granola bars
393
00:12:34,406 --> 00:12:36,172
in the emergency kit back there!
394
00:12:36,176 --> 00:12:37,892
- Oh, yes.
- Yes, Heather!
395
00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:39,303
- I haven't eaten in, like, three days...
- Oh, get 'em out, get 'em out.
396
00:12:39,324 --> 00:12:40,943
waiting for this dinner.
397
00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:41,961
Huh.
398
00:12:43,021 --> 00:12:43,559
Um.
399
00:12:43,948 --> 00:12:47,350
"I.O.U. one granola bar. Tim."
400
00:12:49,132 --> 00:12:51,656
Uh, "I.O.U.
401
00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:53,456
"one granola bar.
402
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:54,690
Tim."
403
00:12:54,692 --> 00:12:57,226
"I.O.U. a toilet paper.
404
00:12:58,185 --> 00:12:58,590
Tim."
405
00:12:59,304 --> 00:13:00,229
(phone buzzing)
406
00:13:01,019 --> 00:13:01,631
Oh, you know what?
407
00:13:01,633 --> 00:13:03,466
Uh, I better take it this time.
408
00:13:07,135 --> 00:13:07,970
Hello.
409
00:13:07,972 --> 00:13:09,472
- That's weird.
- Yeah?
410
00:13:10,088 --> 00:13:10,940
Here it comes.
411
00:13:10,942 --> 00:13:12,942
I'm just gonna pretend
to read this manual.
412
00:13:12,944 --> 00:13:14,530
It's so private she
has to take it outside?
413
00:13:15,443 --> 00:13:16,279
Right?
414
00:13:17,519 --> 00:13:18,114
I'm just saying
415
00:13:18,116 --> 00:13:19,411
that's rude to you guys, right?
416
00:13:19,951 --> 00:13:21,726
I mean, 'cause when-when you
get into a car with people,
417
00:13:21,918 --> 00:13:23,286
there's a sort of unwritten contract
418
00:13:23,288 --> 00:13:24,906
that you're gonna stay in
the car with the people,
419
00:13:24,941 --> 00:13:26,989
be loyal to the car and-and the people,
420
00:13:26,991 --> 00:13:29,842
and not, like, get out
and walk away from a car.
421
00:13:29,865 --> 00:13:33,596
Oh, hey, uh, this car's
got its own Wi-Fi hotspot.
422
00:13:33,849 --> 00:13:34,761
- Yeah.
- TIM: You know what?
423
00:13:34,785 --> 00:13:36,302
I got to whizz again. (laughs)
424
00:13:36,354 --> 00:13:37,969
I go the bladder of an owl,
425
00:13:37,998 --> 00:13:39,669
which I imagine's pretty small.
426
00:13:39,671 --> 00:13:41,170
- Man, that's true.
- (door closes)
427
00:13:41,389 --> 00:13:44,075
Even elevator rides are
very difficult for him.
428
00:13:52,322 --> 00:13:52,799
Everything okay?
429
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,277
- Yeah, fine.
- Yeah, good.
430
00:13:54,307 --> 00:13:55,137
That was just a friend?
431
00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:57,520
Really, Matt? You really need
to know who I was talking to?
432
00:13:57,522 --> 00:13:58,536
- No, I don't.
- Hmm.
433
00:13:58,545 --> 00:13:59,758
- No, it's none of my business.
- Okay.
434
00:13:59,775 --> 00:14:00,901
- Nope.
- I mean, is it rude
435
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,326
to get out of a car
436
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:05,298
and take a phone call, you
know, w-when you're hanging out
437
00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:06,659
with your friend and
his family? I don't know.
438
00:14:06,674 --> 00:14:07,563
That's between you and the Lord.
439
00:14:07,932 --> 00:14:11,169
Hey, uh, Heather, what is the,
uh, the Wi-Fi password here?
440
00:14:11,187 --> 00:14:14,103
I want to watch some, uh,
waterslide fail videos.
441
00:14:14,105 --> 00:14:17,830
It's, uh, it's, uh, HotforHeater69.
442
00:14:17,893 --> 00:14:20,776
Oh, I remember Low Blood Sugar Matt.
443
00:14:20,778 --> 00:14:21,856
- You remember this guy? Do you?
- Yeah.
444
00:14:21,976 --> 00:14:22,605
- Yeah?
- Real well.
445
00:14:22,676 --> 00:14:23,513
Is he anything like your dad?
446
00:14:23,515 --> 00:14:24,947
'Cause if he is, you should
probably break up with him.
447
00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:25,882
See, that's why she broke up with me.
448
00:14:25,884 --> 00:14:27,316
- Wow.
- HEATHER: Hey, you guys,
449
00:14:27,318 --> 00:14:28,500
can I draw your attention to this?
450
00:14:28,547 --> 00:14:29,262
Check out this map.
451
00:14:29,309 --> 00:14:32,288
I can zoom all the way
over to Hawaii. Look.
452
00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:33,523
You know what, Matt?
This is not the time
453
00:14:33,525 --> 00:14:34,657
or the place to get into this.
454
00:14:34,659 --> 00:14:35,540
- Is it not?
- No, it's not.
455
00:14:35,548 --> 00:14:36,528
No. Is your little friend calling back?
456
00:14:37,213 --> 00:14:38,027
He's not my little friend.
457
00:14:38,029 --> 00:14:39,395
- No, but... so it is a he?
- Mm-hmm.
458
00:14:39,397 --> 00:14:40,639
- And he's not little?
- Hey!
459
00:14:40,974 --> 00:14:42,061
What did you just eat?
460
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:44,967
- Nothing.
- Open it.
461
00:14:44,969 --> 00:14:45,959
- What are you eating?
- Go away!
462
00:14:46,006 --> 00:14:46,765
Stop, I'll tell!
463
00:14:47,391 --> 00:14:49,425
I found one of Lark's teething biscuits
464
00:14:49,462 --> 00:14:50,339
in my jacket.
465
00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:51,131
What?
466
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,894
That's half mine! Give me that.
467
00:14:52,922 --> 00:14:54,210
Spit it into my mouth like a baby bird.
468
00:14:54,212 --> 00:14:55,184
You know what? I thought that
469
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,436
being friends with you
would actually be better
470
00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:58,250
than nothing, but... news
flash... it isn't. This sucks.
471
00:14:58,274 --> 00:15:00,283
You think being friends with
you is a walk in the park?
472
00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:02,084
You are so passive-aggressive
473
00:15:02,086 --> 00:15:03,239
that sometimes I can't tell
474
00:15:03,253 --> 00:15:05,054
if I'm talking to you or your mother.
475
00:15:05,056 --> 00:15:06,071
- Whoa!
- No, you did not just bring
476
00:15:06,087 --> 00:15:07,141
- my mother into this!
- I said your mother,
477
00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:07,860
because you know it's true!
478
00:15:07,877 --> 00:15:08,902
I did bring her up...
479
00:15:08,932 --> 00:15:10,326
- because she and you...
- Oh, my goodness gracious.
480
00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:12,195
(talking over each other, horn honks)
481
00:15:12,315 --> 00:15:14,387
I feel like sometimes
we're talking at each other.
482
00:15:14,507 --> 00:15:15,531
You never listen.
483
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:17,700
(indistinct shouting)
484
00:15:18,603 --> 00:15:20,268
(sighing): Oh, God...!
485
00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:22,939
COLLEEN: This is, like, the
worst idea I've ever had in my...
486
00:15:22,941 --> 00:15:24,005
We could never be friends!
487
00:15:24,021 --> 00:15:26,190
- So sad.
- Oh, I know.
488
00:15:26,212 --> 00:15:27,810
They were so good together.
489
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:28,794
No.
490
00:15:29,619 --> 00:15:32,548
I left half of the
teething biscuit in the car.
491
00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,717
- (horns honking, beeping)
- MAN: Okay, here we go!
492
00:15:34,719 --> 00:15:36,917
Wait, cars are moving. Cars are moving!
493
00:15:36,946 --> 00:15:37,415
We're moving!
494
00:15:37,456 --> 00:15:39,477
Oh, hey! Maybe we can
still make our reservation.
495
00:15:39,483 --> 00:15:40,756
- Yeah.
- Where's Tim?
496
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:42,382
- Tim!
- Tim?
497
00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:43,443
- Tim!
- Tim!
498
00:15:43,494 --> 00:15:44,493
ALL: Tim!
499
00:15:44,495 --> 00:15:48,164
(sirens whooping)
500
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,054
Oh... aw!
501
00:15:52,782 --> 00:15:55,671
Oh, no, no, no. I can't
lose my sense of smell.
502
00:15:55,985 --> 00:15:57,988
That's what separates
us from the animals.
503
00:15:59,597 --> 00:16:01,397
_
504
00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:07,009
I hope you can't see
my memories up there...
505
00:16:07,561 --> 00:16:08,962
like what I said to Heather
506
00:16:08,964 --> 00:16:11,131
the day before she married you.
507
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,465
(chuckles)
508
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:15,068
Uh, so you, uh, you have sinus polyps.
509
00:16:15,188 --> 00:16:16,160
Oh, damn!
510
00:16:16,374 --> 00:16:18,000
I wanted to go out on my own terms.
511
00:16:18,024 --> 00:16:19,527
- How long have I got?
- No, no, no, no.
512
00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:20,217
It's not serious,
513
00:16:20,248 --> 00:16:21,875
but you do need to get them removed,
514
00:16:21,876 --> 00:16:23,109
'cause if they get any bigger,
515
00:16:23,111 --> 00:16:24,544
you'll never kick this cold
516
00:16:24,546 --> 00:16:26,179
and you might lose your sense of smell.
517
00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:27,514
Oh, no, no, no.
518
00:16:27,516 --> 00:16:29,318
I-I can't lose my sense of smell.
519
00:16:29,782 --> 00:16:31,949
That's what separates
us from the animals.
520
00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:35,989
Well, I can refer you to a good
doctor that can do the surgery.
521
00:16:35,991 --> 00:16:38,358
No, you're doing it, and for
free, or nobody's doing it.
522
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,227
Plus, there isn't a doctor in the world
523
00:16:40,229 --> 00:16:43,218
who'd be more terrified of
making a mistake than you.
524
00:16:43,863 --> 00:16:45,414
(sighs) Fine.
525
00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:46,374
Great.
526
00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:49,107
Now, I'm going to go
smell some things, uh...
527
00:16:49,461 --> 00:16:51,738
just in case something goes wrong, eh?
528
00:16:54,549 --> 00:16:56,222
TIM: This'll just be
a really quick procedure.
529
00:16:56,627 --> 00:16:57,644
You'll be out for about an hour,
530
00:16:57,646 --> 00:16:58,980
and when you wake up,
you'll be good as new.
531
00:16:59,201 --> 00:16:59,820
Okay.
532
00:17:00,372 --> 00:17:00,732
All right.
533
00:17:01,247 --> 00:17:02,300
Okay, now, just go ahead
534
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:03,523
and count backwards from ten.
535
00:17:04,753 --> 00:17:05,673
Ten...
536
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:07,769
nine...
537
00:17:09,264 --> 00:17:10,258
(groggily): eight...
538
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:12,458
(garbled): seven...
539
00:17:12,885 --> 00:17:13,298
(monitor beeping steadily)
540
00:17:13,418 --> 00:17:16,316
Hey, do yourself a favor, guys,
541
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,695
and Google "waterslide fails."
542
00:17:18,732 --> 00:17:21,778
I mean, man, there are so
many bathing suit malfunctions.
543
00:17:21,822 --> 00:17:24,637
I mean, I was up till, like,
3:00 in the morning last night.
544
00:17:24,639 --> 00:17:25,572
(monitor flatlines)
545
00:17:25,574 --> 00:17:26,690
- John?!
- He's coding.
546
00:17:26,954 --> 00:17:27,183
All right.
547
00:17:27,207 --> 00:17:30,158
- Get that crash cart in here immediately!
- John! Dad! Dad!
548
00:17:33,801 --> 00:17:34,578
How you feeling, John?
549
00:17:34,946 --> 00:17:37,148
I'm... oh, I feel great.
550
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,783
You did good, Timmy.
551
00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:41,555
- Yeah.
- I knew you could do it.
552
00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:43,256
Oh, yeah. Okay.
553
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,133
I'll see you later.
554
00:17:49,283 --> 00:17:50,494
You're my lawyer now.
555
00:17:50,614 --> 00:17:51,862
What? What are you talking about?
556
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:53,635
I killed John during
surgery this morning.
557
00:17:53,664 --> 00:17:55,595
He was dead for, like,
15 seconds, but it's okay,
558
00:17:55,619 --> 00:17:56,785
we brought him back, he's fine.
559
00:17:56,821 --> 00:17:58,002
I mean, I think he's fine.
560
00:17:58,004 --> 00:17:59,230
I don't know what's
going on in his brain.
561
00:17:59,248 --> 00:18:00,432
He might be oxygen-deprived,
562
00:18:00,456 --> 00:18:02,941
he might be some sort of
savant or something now.
563
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:03,761
What do, what do I know?
564
00:18:03,787 --> 00:18:05,242
I left before the guy
even had underwear on.
565
00:18:05,244 --> 00:18:06,592
Listen, I don't... I
don't want to tell him
566
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,582
because he trusted me and
I don't know what to do.
567
00:18:09,246 --> 00:18:10,279
WOMAN (on phone): Sounds
like I should call you back.
568
00:18:11,372 --> 00:18:12,447
Yeah, that'd probably be best.
569
00:18:13,748 --> 00:18:15,052
Look, you're the only adult I know.
570
00:18:15,054 --> 00:18:16,286
Please tell me what to do.
571
00:18:16,534 --> 00:18:17,921
Well, you just, you know...
572
00:18:17,923 --> 00:18:19,020
you need to tell him.
573
00:18:19,242 --> 00:18:21,052
I mean, not legally, but-but ethically.
574
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:22,991
That's it?
575
00:18:23,462 --> 00:18:24,284
Yeah, that's what I've got.
576
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,384
Well... then can I...
577
00:18:28,112 --> 00:18:30,154
I mean, that was pretty simple advice.
578
00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:36,405
Time is money.
579
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,385
Okay.
580
00:18:38,354 --> 00:18:38,826
(giggles)
581
00:18:39,629 --> 00:18:40,296
Okay!
582
00:18:40,503 --> 00:18:42,264
Well, everything looks great.
583
00:18:42,332 --> 00:18:45,149
The surgery was a
success. (nervous laugh)
584
00:18:45,151 --> 00:18:46,383
Oh, I knew you could do it, Tim.
585
00:18:46,405 --> 00:18:49,014
You're-you're a good doctor,
and a good son-in-law.
586
00:18:49,274 --> 00:18:50,320
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
587
00:18:50,322 --> 00:18:52,504
Um... there is one more thing
588
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:54,091
I wanted to tell you.
589
00:18:54,211 --> 00:18:55,887
- Uh-huh?
- Uh...
590
00:18:58,173 --> 00:18:58,829
What's this?
591
00:18:59,308 --> 00:19:00,895
This is your heartbeat
592
00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:01,792
during the surgery.
593
00:19:01,818 --> 00:19:03,473
And this part right here
594
00:19:03,488 --> 00:19:05,336
is the thing that I wanted to show you.
595
00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:06,610
It's, like, flat.
596
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:07,812
Yeah, it is, yeah.
597
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:09,973
This... it's... for
about 15 seconds there,
598
00:19:09,975 --> 00:19:13,756
your heart kind of,
technically, stopped beating.
599
00:19:14,246 --> 00:19:15,646
Are you saying I died?
600
00:19:15,648 --> 00:19:16,663
Yeah, but...
601
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:18,582
look, we brought you back, so...
602
00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:19,404
it's all good.
603
00:19:19,719 --> 00:19:21,752
- You let me die?
- Oh...
604
00:19:21,754 --> 00:19:23,202
You let me die.
605
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:23,821
John...
606
00:19:24,415 --> 00:19:25,470
Hey, remember...
607
00:19:26,659 --> 00:19:27,594
no charge!
608
00:19:32,426 --> 00:19:33,712
Well, I told him.
609
00:19:33,986 --> 00:19:35,199
He did not take it well.
610
00:19:35,201 --> 00:19:36,255
Stop talking to me.
611
00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:37,601
All right. How about now?
612
00:19:38,074 --> 00:19:39,906
I am a lawyer, not a stripper.
613
00:19:40,603 --> 00:19:42,172
JOAN: Where have you been?
614
00:19:42,292 --> 00:19:43,449
We were worried.
615
00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:45,711
Is that a gun?
616
00:19:45,782 --> 00:19:47,697
Oh, my God, he's got
a gun, that's a gun.
617
00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:49,335
What is that?
618
00:19:50,124 --> 00:19:51,655
It's my EKG from when
619
00:19:51,679 --> 00:19:54,118
your husband killed
me during my surgery.
620
00:19:54,165 --> 00:19:54,457
What?
621
00:19:54,472 --> 00:19:56,079
- You let that man operate on you?
- What do you mean, he killed you?
622
00:19:56,322 --> 00:19:57,335
I would like to say
623
00:19:57,354 --> 00:19:59,837
that I am just learning
of this right now,
624
00:19:59,889 --> 00:20:02,378
and I am as shocked as all of you.
625
00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:03,567
Tim, is this true?
626
00:20:03,968 --> 00:20:05,309
Look, it-it's not like
627
00:20:05,327 --> 00:20:07,765
we haven't all had this
experience. I mean...
628
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:08,495
- Dying?
- What?
629
00:20:08,531 --> 00:20:10,072
(all talking at once)
630
00:20:10,192 --> 00:20:11,450
JOHN: Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
631
00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:13,710
It's okay. Don't you see?
632
00:20:14,942 --> 00:20:15,861
I beat death.
633
00:20:16,691 --> 00:20:18,475
I think I might be invincible.
634
00:20:19,113 --> 00:20:21,039
I don't think it works that way, dear.
635
00:20:21,646 --> 00:20:23,313
I'm so proud of you, Timmy.
636
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,698
This was the most manly
thing you've ever done,
637
00:20:26,217 --> 00:20:27,206
killing a fella.
638
00:20:27,548 --> 00:20:28,614
That took courage.
639
00:20:29,174 --> 00:20:30,227
You did good, son.
640
00:20:30,723 --> 00:20:31,216
Thank you.
641
00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:33,779
That was the plan all along.
642
00:20:33,961 --> 00:20:35,289
Look, pass me the chips
643
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:36,237
and I'll tell you
644
00:20:36,272 --> 00:20:37,928
what I saw in the afterlife.
645
00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:39,253
- Mmm!
- JOHN: Beautiful,
646
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,332
bright light, a feeling of calm,
647
00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:45,728
and Jesus spoke to
me... about water slides.
648
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:51,760
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