♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪
Do it!
♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪
Keep going.
♪ Ron's in Bloosh Ron's in Bloosh ♪
♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪
Now out loud!
♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪
Let's go down!
♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪
I'm back in the Parks Department,
and Ben is city manager,
and now we're married, so it's kosher!
It's awesome, huuh...
I'm back in the Parks Department,
and Ben is city manager,
and we're married,
so it's kosher. And awesome.
- We live together... - And work together.
And we...
I'm back in the Parks Department,
and Ben is city manager,
and we're married now, so it's kosher.
And awesome.
We...
I'll get this!
- We live together? - Mm-mmh.
Okay.
I'm back at the Parks Department,
and Ben is city manager,
and it's surely kosher,
because we're married now.
- We work together... - And live together.
- We are so... - In sync! We finish each other...
Sentences!
We rehearsed that at home.
Naked in bed!
- Whaat? - Whaat?
I'm gonna tell you my deepest darkest secret.
- Oh no, that's not-- - When I was a baby,
my head was so large scientists came to my house and did experiments on me.
They say it's primarily bone.
Almost 99%.
My head weighs up over 85 pounds.
I was a 16-pound baby.
My mom carried to full term plus eight months.
I was born at seventeen months,
with forehead hair,
forehead teeth...
Uuggh! Your car smells weird!
I'm spraying this.
What is that?
Ron!
That's a terrible voice.
It's only getting worse.
I wanna get completely off the grid.
That's crazy talk.
I live for the grid.
That's where I meet 40% of my jump offs.
And if you're off the grid, how... Hum.
And if you're off the grid, how are you gonna take photos of...
Sorry, what is it Gloria?
Post photos! Okay, got it got it got it.
- Hum. And, if you're off the grid-- - I'm sorry. "Hum"?
I'll just give you an example of
one of my Crystal Skull jokes.
Hey, uuh, hope that...
Huh! That was-- That's interesting-- I didn't know...
Sorry, I'll do it on the next.
Andy, I know you're in there.
Oh, hey! Hey, what's up?
I was just...
here in this dumpster, cause...
I jumped in, so...
What's up?
Get outta there!
Sorry, it's like...
- What's up? - Get out, we need to talk.
About what?
Andy!
Yeah, Ben...
we respect you.
Sorry.
Ben has cocaine in his pocket.
I do not. I do not.
I'll be watching him.
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Andy!
- You should have asked for it. - Let me see.
Oh God.
Art immitates live
because Rashida does not know about the surprise
within the surprise.
Okay, so,
this is a moment where Ann and Rashida both know now what is gonna hit her.
Okay, so,
as an actress I'll be playing both of those things,
you'll see in my performance.
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This is my friend Maddison,
she's amazing and she drove me here!
Craig, how did you... How did you get here?
You an idiot?
She drove me here!
Who did?
Does anyone wanna do shots?
There's alcohol in here.
There is alcohol in there.
You wanna go first?
No! Stop that!
- Oh, cause she-- - She drove me here!
Craig, I'm gonna need a ride back home.
Could you drive me back to my place?
No-- She drove me here!
Whoever this person is--
I think what they are trying to say is that the merger is a great idea.
It's me Andy!
That's the point!
- Of the call-- - I've known you for 6 seasons!
We're a bunch of farmers. I ask for your...
your grace and kindness...
as the...
as the Targaryens..?
Come here.
Close that please.
I'm Joffrey you're Cersei, you're my mom.
Hello, Mother.
Why don't you get a job?
Okay, the secessionists are ramping up their activities,
so it means we need to make the unity...
These chairs are crazy
- Yeah. - Sorry.
What if I was like doing that on purpose for the gag reel?
You just saying that is going to go on the gagreel.
Hope this doesn't make it to the gagreel.
Okay, the secessionists are pumping up, which--
Ramping up!
Oh, another gag for the gag reel.
It's not about Justin Gorini, you read about the concert.
We do need...
- Sorry! - Good Lord!
Oh my God Adam it's so obvious you're trying to get on the gag reel!
Am I on the gag reel now? Guys?
He's constantly being respectful.
Wanting to spend time with me. Trying to connect with--
It's my nightmare!
I've become boring!
You live your life how you want,
but don't confuse drama with happiness.
Stop it!
Also tell me your secret!
Babe!
Don't make me tell! I don't want to break my promise!
This falls at some point,
so feel free to jump out of it anytime. - Roy!
But always remember: my safety is the most important thing.
Over everyone else's!
There are cameras around here? Who cares?
- Hey Jim! - Yes?
We're rolling.
I didn't know they were rolling.
What an asshole!
I hate him. Why don't they fire him?
We have to go. We're... going.
Oh my God I'm so sorry.
Hey maybe I'll tag along.
Even more work to do. Maybe it'll be relaxing.
I didn't invite any of you!
What are you talking about?
Uh! maybe I'll tag along.
Even more work to do.
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Coming up, on the Hapley Group.
Obamacare! It's short for Alabamacare!
Perd, what's that insight you had?
I just picture like a birdcage with a dead parakeet.
Well it's something I've been thinking about all my life.
What's this bird doing here?
That's next, on the Hapley Group.
And now back to Parks and Recreation.
Before I forget!
Check that out!
That was-- that was fun.
That was fun. And I have to say,
I feel like I crushed it as Zuko.
Oh, fuck yeah you did!
Hey.
Thanks Lex.
Lex and Soup, sitting in a tree huh?
Nah
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
Oh shit.
F-I-N-G-E-R-I-N-G
It's from London,
and it's a traditional barrister's wig.
- Cool! - Right?
Wear it for me!
I don't like it.
I kind of liked the way it felt.
Oh good. Now we can use it at home when you're--
I can see myself looking in the mirror and jerking off with that on.
Come on guys. Let's put our heads together
and brainstorm. We gotta set that dude up with the perfect gift. Okay?
I say we start with three things:
concert tickets--
Jesus Christ!
You're ruining my text with that now!
People at home could hear that!
Which one of you was it?
I think it was the comm-boy.
It was the one-two punch.
You're disgusting.
It was a calling response.
Are you ready for another practice session?
Am I?
What are you gonna do to me?
I'm gonna--
- And put them on my butt? - And then rollerskate all the way
up your butt.
Just like you like it.
Adam Scott.
What are you gonna do with those skates?
Gonna put them on your feet?
What do you say you and I get together,
and do something really interesting?
- I'm pregnant. - The more the merrier.
- With my baby! - Well you can join too beautiful!
Look at this! I sometimes call men "beautiful"!
I guess I'm ♪ openminded as heell! ♪
♪ Openminded as-- ♪
Could you just read this and tell me what it says?
In a moment. In a moment. I just--
was laughing and I'm sorry.
Quiet cameraman Perd's here.
- Hello Perd! - Good thing you stopped.
'Scuse me!
3-2-1!
3- 2-1!
3-2-1!
3- 2-1!
3-2-1!
Wow, nice to meet you Ulee!
- What a beautiful name! - Oh thank you!
You from Denmark?
I am, I'm from Slötesvill.
That's that stunt!
I'm sorry. You fell, you good bro?
Thanks Grant!
I'd also ask if we could raise the large mouth limit to 7.
What does that mean?
It's a fishing thing.
- Just-- let's focus-- - You fish?
- Sure. - Fly?
Sorry.
He can't fly. He's a man.
I don't know, what happened?
It's nice to be married. Have you been married?
Yes.
Are you married now?
No.
Still miss him.
I need to go the Parks office,
I'll meet you later.
Cops' speed.
Okay. So it's like a classic freeway.
- Let's go. - Really?
- Take off your pants! - Rip off my jacket!
- Oh, take off your pants! - Take off your pants!
- Rip off my jacket! - I take off my pants,
and then I rip off your coat?
Can I slap you in the face?
Slap me in the head!
- Take off your pants, rip off her coat, - Whack me up!
- do the Lion King, do the music of the Lion King,
- and then go cards?
- And then go cards,
You're gonna be a beautiful new town.
I'm not pregnant.
Leslie, what do you mean?
Ever again.
No one's pregnant.
You hear me America?
I'm not being pregnant on your TV no more.
Are you guys lucky or what?
Triplets?
Sweet!
Dear Mike,
this is my worst nightmare.
Why do you hate me?
What did I do to make you angry? I mean...
Yeah Mike! What's up bro?
Adam and I just went through this shit for real, real life!
We come here to get away from kids!
So, we're gonna meet this week,
and once a week,
and we're gonna find out how we can help
solidify the Pawnee-Eagleton merger.
Do you think something like this would help if I were:
How would that help people?
Hey! Let's write it down!
How do you spell it?
You might be the worst human beings
ever created.
What do you mean the worst?
The "vorst" human beings?
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♪♪
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And now back to Parks and Recreation.
Ladies and gentlemen, we just wanted to say thank you all for coming,
thank you to all the performers
who gave their time
and travelled from far away to be with us
and that is a wrap on season 6!
♪ 2, 3, 4! ♪
♪ Bye-bye Little Sebastian ♪
♪ Miss you in the saddest fashion ♪
♪ Bye-bye Little Sebastian ♪
♪ You're 5000 candles in the wind ♪
♪ And though we all miss you everyday ♪
♪ We know you're up there eating heaven's hay ♪
♪ And here's the part that hurts the most ♪
♪ Humans cannot ride a ghost ♪
♪ Bye-bye Little Sebastian ♪
♪ Miss you in the saddest fashion ♪
♪ Bye-bye Little Sebastian ♪
♪ You're 5000 candles in the wind ♪
Everybody sing it now!
♪ Bye-bye Little Sebastian ♪
♪ Miss you in the saddest fashion ♪
♪ Bye-bye Little Sebastian ♪
♪ You're 5000 candles in the wind ♪
This has been the most fun I've ever had.
And I will miss you all so much.
I love every single one of you and I have had
the best memories of my life and I'll never forget it
and we'll be back really soon so it doesn't really matter.
Thank you guys for this!
♪ Spread your wings and fly ♪
What the fuck was that you guys?
No! No! Come on!
You want to learn my song, you're gonna do it right!
I don't wanna be a fucking diva or anything.
This is my shot!
Oh, season 6!
There you go Dean!
Script by LeRalouf and Mulva1989
Sync by LeRalouf