1 00:00:05,703 --> 00:00:07,230 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 2 00:00:07,313 --> 00:00:09,042 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 3 00:00:09,125 --> 00:00:10,820 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 4 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,507 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 5 00:00:12,945 --> 00:00:14,117 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 6 00:00:14,201 --> 00:00:14,937 Do it! 7 00:00:15,021 --> 00:00:16,070 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 8 00:00:16,828 --> 00:00:17,981 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 9 00:00:18,359 --> 00:00:19,750 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 10 00:00:20,117 --> 00:00:21,570 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 11 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,695 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ Keep going. 12 00:00:23,805 --> 00:00:26,984 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 13 00:00:27,385 --> 00:00:28,721 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 14 00:00:28,838 --> 00:00:29,752 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 15 00:00:29,854 --> 00:00:30,463 Now out loud! 16 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:32,142 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 17 00:00:32,362 --> 00:00:33,682 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 18 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:35,502 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 19 00:00:35,916 --> 00:00:37,209 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 20 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:38,897 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 21 00:00:39,587 --> 00:00:40,880 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 22 00:00:41,002 --> 00:00:41,564 Let's go down! 23 00:00:41,659 --> 00:00:42,952 ♪ Ron's in Bloosh ♪ 24 00:01:07,956 --> 00:01:09,334 I'm back in the Parks Department, 25 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:10,619 and Ben is city manager, 26 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,435 and now we're married, so it's kosher! 27 00:01:12,518 --> 00:01:14,338 It's awesome, huuh... 28 00:01:14,737 --> 00:01:16,240 I'm back in the Parks Department, 29 00:01:16,323 --> 00:01:17,490 and Ben is city manager, 30 00:01:17,573 --> 00:01:18,912 and we're married, 31 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:20,463 so it's kosher. And awesome. 32 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:23,080 - We live together... - And work together. 33 00:01:23,214 --> 00:01:24,033 And we... 34 00:01:25,135 --> 00:01:26,580 I'm back in the Parks Department, 35 00:01:26,698 --> 00:01:28,084 and Ben is city manager, 36 00:01:28,167 --> 00:01:29,690 and we're married now, so it's kosher. 37 00:01:29,774 --> 00:01:30,590 And awesome. 38 00:01:30,971 --> 00:01:31,807 We... 39 00:01:33,143 --> 00:01:34,092 I'll get this! 40 00:01:34,175 --> 00:01:35,627 - We live together? - Mm-mmh. 41 00:01:35,752 --> 00:01:36,385 Okay. 42 00:01:36,494 --> 00:01:38,134 I'm back at the Parks Department, 43 00:01:38,244 --> 00:01:39,509 and Ben is city manager, 44 00:01:39,611 --> 00:01:40,893 and it's surely kosher, 45 00:01:40,994 --> 00:01:42,089 because we're married now. 46 00:01:42,173 --> 00:01:43,962 - We work together... - And live together. 47 00:01:44,046 --> 00:01:46,270 - We are so... - In sync! We finish each other... 48 00:01:46,353 --> 00:01:47,033 Sentences! 49 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:49,790 We rehearsed that at home. 50 00:01:50,369 --> 00:01:51,470 Naked in bed! 51 00:01:51,603 --> 00:01:52,828 - Whaat? - Whaat? 52 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,431 I'm gonna tell you my deepest darkest secret. 53 00:02:00,541 --> 00:02:02,791 - Oh no, that's not-- - When I was a baby, 54 00:02:02,876 --> 00:02:06,150 my head was so large scientists came to my house and did experiments on me. 55 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,467 They say it's primarily bone. 56 00:02:10,111 --> 00:02:11,619 Almost 99%. 57 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:16,400 My head weighs up over 85 pounds. 58 00:02:18,494 --> 00:02:19,991 I was a 16-pound baby. 59 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,322 My mom carried to full term plus eight months. 60 00:02:25,369 --> 00:02:27,212 I was born at seventeen months, 61 00:02:27,736 --> 00:02:29,097 with forehead hair, 62 00:02:29,330 --> 00:02:30,494 forehead teeth... 63 00:02:34,972 --> 00:02:36,823 Uuggh! Your car smells weird! 64 00:02:37,854 --> 00:02:39,079 I'm spraying this. 65 00:02:40,214 --> 00:02:41,276 What is that? 66 00:02:47,189 --> 00:02:47,869 Ron! 67 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:49,908 That's a terrible voice. 68 00:02:51,189 --> 00:02:52,533 It's only getting worse. 69 00:02:52,619 --> 00:02:54,650 I wanna get completely off the grid. 70 00:02:54,736 --> 00:02:55,961 That's crazy talk. 71 00:02:56,361 --> 00:02:57,580 I live for the grid. 72 00:02:57,806 --> 00:03:00,126 That's where I meet 40% of my jump offs. 73 00:03:00,916 --> 00:03:04,033 And if you're off the grid, how... Hum. 74 00:03:04,322 --> 00:03:07,298 And if you're off the grid, how are you gonna take photos of... 75 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,180 Sorry, what is it Gloria? 76 00:03:09,963 --> 00:03:12,134 Post photos! Okay, got it got it got it. 77 00:03:12,971 --> 00:03:16,166 - Hum. And, if you're off the grid-- - I'm sorry. "Hum"? 78 00:03:20,549 --> 00:03:22,205 I'll just give you an example of 79 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:24,760 one of my Crystal Skull jokes. 80 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:29,392 Hey, uuh, hope that... 81 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:32,307 Huh! That was-- That's interesting-- I didn't know... 82 00:03:32,791 --> 00:03:34,832 Sorry, I'll do it on the next. 83 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:38,704 Andy, I know you're in there. 84 00:03:43,689 --> 00:03:45,321 Oh, hey! Hey, what's up? 85 00:03:45,837 --> 00:03:46,721 I was just... 86 00:03:47,759 --> 00:03:49,735 here in this dumpster, cause... 87 00:03:49,978 --> 00:03:51,407 I jumped in, so... 88 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:53,438 What's up? 89 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,071 Get outta there! 90 00:03:55,189 --> 00:03:56,481 Sorry, it's like... 91 00:04:04,275 --> 00:04:06,095 - What's up? - Get out, we need to talk. 92 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:07,695 About what? 93 00:04:09,392 --> 00:04:10,196 Andy! 94 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:20,759 Yeah, Ben... 95 00:04:22,204 --> 00:04:23,766 we respect you. 96 00:04:23,970 --> 00:04:24,923 Sorry. 97 00:04:25,595 --> 00:04:27,306 Ben has cocaine in his pocket. 98 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,243 I do not. I do not. 99 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:31,688 I'll be watching him. 100 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:35,024 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Andy! 101 00:04:35,923 --> 00:04:37,743 - You should have asked for it. - Let me see. 102 00:04:38,415 --> 00:04:39,306 Oh God. 103 00:04:44,892 --> 00:04:46,157 Art immitates live 104 00:04:47,056 --> 00:04:49,875 because Rashida does not know about the surprise 105 00:04:50,610 --> 00:04:51,971 within the surprise. 106 00:04:53,173 --> 00:04:54,477 Okay, so, 107 00:04:56,454 --> 00:05:01,024 this is a moment where Ann and Rashida both know now what is gonna hit her. 108 00:05:02,688 --> 00:05:03,618 Okay, so, 109 00:05:04,368 --> 00:05:06,816 as an actress I'll be playing both of those things, 110 00:05:06,899 --> 00:05:08,872 you'll see in my performance. 111 00:05:15,031 --> 00:05:18,765 Parks and Recreation will return after these messages. 112 00:05:20,233 --> 00:05:23,592 Tom's Bistro is Pawnee's finest old world italian restaurant, 113 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,655 with authentic recipes, just like Grandma used to make. 114 00:05:27,015 --> 00:05:29,473 And now, thanks to a partnership with Gryzzl.com 115 00:05:29,575 --> 00:05:32,200 you can have a totally interactive dining experience. 116 00:05:32,294 --> 00:05:35,102 Tag us on Gryzzl Square to get a free eBreadStick Badge 117 00:05:35,185 --> 00:05:36,559 on your Gryzzl Tongue profile. 118 00:05:36,653 --> 00:05:38,512 Our menu is compatible with Gryzzl Glass. 119 00:05:38,648 --> 00:05:39,405 Mamma mia! 120 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:40,538 It's like I'm in Venice! 121 00:05:40,734 --> 00:05:41,827 2065? 122 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:43,546 Meet up with our Noodle Heads 123 00:05:43,630 --> 00:05:47,012 on Gryzzl Connect and turn those Pasta Points into Bistro Bucks! 124 00:05:47,132 --> 00:05:48,682 What the hell are you talking about? 125 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,455 You can't just give away our Bistro Bucks! 126 00:05:50,538 --> 00:05:51,491 Shut up Craig! 127 00:05:51,697 --> 00:05:52,581 Tom's Bistro. 128 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:54,939 A classic taste of yesterday. 129 00:05:55,447 --> 00:05:56,165 Today. 130 00:05:56,463 --> 00:05:57,887 Both Pasta Points and Bistro Bucks 131 00:05:57,970 --> 00:05:59,880 are worth one billionth of the current value of one BitCoin, 132 00:05:59,963 --> 00:06:00,997 neither of them are redeamable for goods or services. 133 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:01,896 Arrivederci! 134 00:06:02,931 --> 00:06:05,439 And now back to Parks and Recreation. 135 00:06:06,939 --> 00:06:08,571 This is my friend Maddison, 136 00:06:08,681 --> 00:06:10,962 she's amazing and she drove me here! 137 00:06:11,416 --> 00:06:13,259 Craig, how did you... How did you get here? 138 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:14,300 You an idiot? 139 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,765 She drove me here! 140 00:06:15,861 --> 00:06:16,446 Who did? 141 00:06:17,236 --> 00:06:18,571 Does anyone wanna do shots? 142 00:06:18,666 --> 00:06:20,040 There's alcohol in here. 143 00:06:21,478 --> 00:06:22,806 There is alcohol in there. 144 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:24,806 You wanna go first? 145 00:06:24,916 --> 00:06:26,040 No! Stop that! 146 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:28,384 - Oh, cause she-- - She drove me here! 147 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,782 Craig, I'm gonna need a ride back home. 148 00:06:32,002 --> 00:06:34,056 Could you drive me back to my place? 149 00:06:34,189 --> 00:06:35,754 No-- She drove me here! 150 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:41,095 Whoever this person is-- 151 00:06:41,197 --> 00:06:44,470 I think what they are trying to say is that the merger is a great idea. 152 00:06:44,627 --> 00:06:45,511 It's me Andy! 153 00:06:46,111 --> 00:06:47,353 That's the point! 154 00:06:47,439 --> 00:06:49,868 - Of the call-- - I've known you for 6 seasons! 155 00:06:52,705 --> 00:06:55,142 We're a bunch of farmers. I ask for your... 156 00:06:55,603 --> 00:06:57,907 your grace and kindness... 157 00:06:58,041 --> 00:06:58,653 as the... 158 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:02,603 as the Targaryens..? 159 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:04,001 Come here. 160 00:07:08,033 --> 00:07:09,257 Close that please. 161 00:07:14,283 --> 00:07:16,267 I'm Joffrey you're Cersei, you're my mom. 162 00:07:18,095 --> 00:07:19,048 Hello, Mother. 163 00:07:19,777 --> 00:07:21,738 Why don't you get a job? 164 00:07:26,004 --> 00:07:29,850 Okay, the secessionists are ramping up their activities, 165 00:07:29,933 --> 00:07:32,511 so it means we need to make the unity... 166 00:07:35,761 --> 00:07:36,987 These chairs are crazy 167 00:07:37,074 --> 00:07:38,264 - Yeah. - Sorry. 168 00:07:38,347 --> 00:07:40,655 What if I was like doing that on purpose for the gag reel? 169 00:07:40,738 --> 00:07:43,058 You just saying that is going to go on the gagreel. 170 00:07:45,261 --> 00:07:47,175 Hope this doesn't make it to the gagreel. 171 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:53,628 Okay, the secessionists are pumping up, which-- 172 00:07:53,722 --> 00:07:54,808 Ramping up! 173 00:07:57,230 --> 00:08:00,206 Oh, another gag for the gag reel. 174 00:08:00,316 --> 00:08:03,433 It's not about Justin Gorini, you read about the concert. 175 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:04,402 We do need... 176 00:08:05,635 --> 00:08:06,572 - Sorry! - Good Lord! 177 00:08:06,681 --> 00:08:09,798 Oh my God Adam it's so obvious you're trying to get on the gag reel! 178 00:08:10,939 --> 00:08:12,712 Am I on the gag reel now? Guys? 179 00:08:12,887 --> 00:08:14,886 He's constantly being respectful. 180 00:08:15,066 --> 00:08:17,988 Wanting to spend time with me. Trying to connect with-- 181 00:08:18,082 --> 00:08:19,306 It's my nightmare! 182 00:08:19,504 --> 00:08:20,753 I've become boring! 183 00:08:21,371 --> 00:08:23,167 You live your life how you want, 184 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:25,667 but don't confuse drama with happiness. 185 00:08:26,441 --> 00:08:27,300 Stop it! 186 00:08:27,488 --> 00:08:29,042 Also tell me your secret! 187 00:08:30,129 --> 00:08:30,925 Babe! 188 00:08:31,832 --> 00:08:34,769 Don't make me tell! I don't want to break my promise! 189 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:36,714 This falls at some point, 190 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,745 so feel free to jump out of it anytime. - Roy! 191 00:08:38,973 --> 00:08:41,980 But always remember: my safety is the most important thing. 192 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,214 Over everyone else's! 193 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:46,456 There are cameras around here? Who cares? 194 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:47,837 - Hey Jim! - Yes? 195 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:51,550 We're rolling. 196 00:08:53,051 --> 00:08:54,623 I didn't know they were rolling. 197 00:08:54,707 --> 00:08:55,795 What an asshole! 198 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:58,800 I hate him. Why don't they fire him? 199 00:09:01,591 --> 00:09:02,973 We have to go. We're... going. 200 00:09:03,082 --> 00:09:04,981 Oh my God I'm so sorry. 201 00:09:05,091 --> 00:09:06,497 Hey maybe I'll tag along. 202 00:09:06,581 --> 00:09:09,192 Even more work to do. Maybe it'll be relaxing. 203 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,372 I didn't invite any of you! 204 00:09:12,481 --> 00:09:14,067 What are you talking about? 205 00:09:21,786 --> 00:09:23,004 Uh! maybe I'll tag along. 206 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,613 Even more work to do. 207 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:32,082 Parks and Recreation will return after these messages. 208 00:09:32,848 --> 00:09:34,957 Coming up, on the Hapley Group. 209 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:38,840 Obamacare! It's short for Alabamacare! 210 00:09:38,942 --> 00:09:40,441 Perd, what's that insight you had? 211 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:43,004 I just picture like a birdcage with a dead parakeet. 212 00:09:43,622 --> 00:09:46,035 Well it's something I've been thinking about all my life. 213 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,801 What's this bird doing here? 214 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:50,934 That's next, on the Hapley Group. 215 00:09:51,919 --> 00:09:54,410 And now back to Parks and Recreation. 216 00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:56,465 Before I forget! 217 00:09:57,004 --> 00:09:58,025 Check that out! 218 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:01,559 That was-- that was fun. 219 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,254 That was fun. And I have to say, 220 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,238 I feel like I crushed it as Zuko. 221 00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:06,738 Oh, fuck yeah you did! 222 00:10:06,887 --> 00:10:07,605 Hey. 223 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:09,714 Thanks Lex. 224 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,261 Lex and Soup, sitting in a tree huh? 225 00:10:12,473 --> 00:10:13,425 Nah 226 00:10:13,535 --> 00:10:16,120 F-U-C-K-I-N-G 227 00:10:16,204 --> 00:10:18,375 Oh shit. 228 00:10:19,707 --> 00:10:22,870 F-I-N-G-E-R-I-N-G 229 00:10:25,098 --> 00:10:26,465 It's from London, 230 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,212 and it's a traditional barrister's wig. 231 00:10:29,419 --> 00:10:30,731 - Cool! - Right? 232 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:32,517 Wear it for me! 233 00:10:35,997 --> 00:10:37,085 I don't like it. 234 00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:42,015 I kind of liked the way it felt. 235 00:10:42,179 --> 00:10:44,913 Oh good. Now we can use it at home when you're-- 236 00:10:46,570 --> 00:10:50,350 I can see myself looking in the mirror and jerking off with that on. 237 00:10:50,507 --> 00:10:52,499 Come on guys. Let's put our heads together 238 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,421 and brainstorm. We gotta set that dude up with the perfect gift. Okay? 239 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,304 I say we start with three things: 240 00:10:57,835 --> 00:10:58,991 concert tickets-- 241 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:01,823 Jesus Christ! 242 00:11:04,143 --> 00:11:06,049 You're ruining my text with that now! 243 00:11:06,557 --> 00:11:08,080 People at home could hear that! 244 00:11:08,472 --> 00:11:09,612 Which one of you was it? 245 00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:10,979 I think it was the comm-boy. 246 00:11:11,063 --> 00:11:12,502 It was the one-two punch. 247 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:13,846 You're disgusting. 248 00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:15,702 It was a calling response. 249 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:19,041 Are you ready for another practice session? 250 00:11:19,503 --> 00:11:20,620 Am I? 251 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,803 What are you gonna do to me? 252 00:11:22,886 --> 00:11:23,932 I'm gonna-- 253 00:11:24,198 --> 00:11:26,607 - And put them on my butt? - And then rollerskate all the way 254 00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:27,389 up your butt. 255 00:11:27,472 --> 00:11:28,565 Just like you like it. 256 00:11:29,018 --> 00:11:29,893 Adam Scott. 257 00:11:34,831 --> 00:11:36,721 What are you gonna do with those skates? 258 00:11:38,229 --> 00:11:39,783 Gonna put them on your feet? 259 00:11:43,573 --> 00:11:45,275 What do you say you and I get together, 260 00:11:45,385 --> 00:11:47,197 and do something really interesting? 261 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,861 - I'm pregnant. - The more the merrier. 262 00:11:48,948 --> 00:11:50,990 - With my baby! - Well you can join too beautiful! 263 00:11:51,073 --> 00:11:54,505 Look at this! I sometimes call men "beautiful"! 264 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:57,807 I guess I'm ♪ openminded as heell! ♪ 265 00:11:57,893 --> 00:11:59,186 ♪ Openminded as-- ♪ 266 00:11:59,869 --> 00:12:01,900 Could you just read this and tell me what it says? 267 00:12:01,994 --> 00:12:04,049 In a moment. In a moment. I just-- 268 00:12:04,174 --> 00:12:05,665 was laughing and I'm sorry. 269 00:12:09,338 --> 00:12:10,962 Quiet cameraman Perd's here. 270 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,962 - Hello Perd! - Good thing you stopped. 271 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,095 'Scuse me! 272 00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:16,119 3-2-1! 273 00:12:16,822 --> 00:12:17,853 3- 2-1! 274 00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:19,650 3-2-1! 275 00:12:20,666 --> 00:12:21,923 3- 2-1! 276 00:12:23,104 --> 00:12:23,861 3-2-1! 277 00:12:28,775 --> 00:12:30,259 Wow, nice to meet you Ulee! 278 00:12:30,343 --> 00:12:32,153 - What a beautiful name! - Oh thank you! 279 00:12:32,236 --> 00:12:33,005 You from Denmark? 280 00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:35,376 I am, I'm from Slötesvill. 281 00:12:48,663 --> 00:12:50,904 That's that stunt! 282 00:12:51,014 --> 00:12:53,623 I'm sorry. You fell, you good bro? 283 00:12:57,869 --> 00:12:58,666 Thanks Grant! 284 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:02,470 I'd also ask if we could raise the large mouth limit to 7. 285 00:13:02,643 --> 00:13:03,728 What does that mean? 286 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,595 It's a fishing thing. 287 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,666 - Just-- let's focus-- - You fish? 288 00:13:08,057 --> 00:13:09,220 - Sure. - Fly? 289 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,080 Sorry. 290 00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,281 He can't fly. He's a man. 291 00:13:14,658 --> 00:13:16,306 I don't know, what happened? 292 00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:22,986 It's nice to be married. Have you been married? 293 00:13:24,065 --> 00:13:24,767 Yes. 294 00:13:24,893 --> 00:13:25,931 Are you married now? 295 00:13:26,158 --> 00:13:26,861 No. 296 00:13:27,393 --> 00:13:28,413 Still miss him. 297 00:13:36,169 --> 00:13:37,411 I need to go the Parks office, 298 00:13:37,505 --> 00:13:38,356 I'll meet you later. 299 00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:39,306 Cops' speed. 300 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:41,677 Okay. So it's like a classic freeway. 301 00:13:41,849 --> 00:13:43,021 - Let's go. - Really? 302 00:13:43,105 --> 00:13:44,278 - Take off your pants! - Rip off my jacket! 303 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,724 - Oh, take off your pants! - Take off your pants! 304 00:13:45,857 --> 00:13:48,107 - Rip off my jacket! - I take off my pants, 305 00:13:48,191 --> 00:13:49,812 and then I rip off your coat? 306 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,345 Can I slap you in the face? 307 00:13:51,432 --> 00:13:52,533 Slap me in the head! 308 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:55,247 - Take off your pants, rip off her coat, - Whack me up! 309 00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:58,201 - do the Lion King, do the music of the Lion King, 310 00:13:58,284 --> 00:13:59,275 - and then go cards? 311 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,260 - And then go cards, 312 00:14:05,573 --> 00:14:07,729 You're gonna be a beautiful new town. 313 00:14:11,628 --> 00:14:12,635 I'm not pregnant. 314 00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:14,572 Leslie, what do you mean? 315 00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:15,705 Ever again. 316 00:14:15,987 --> 00:14:17,299 No one's pregnant. 317 00:14:17,549 --> 00:14:18,799 You hear me America? 318 00:14:18,898 --> 00:14:20,632 I'm not being pregnant on your TV no more. 319 00:14:20,815 --> 00:14:22,652 Are you guys lucky or what? 320 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:24,361 Triplets? 321 00:14:26,643 --> 00:14:27,463 Sweet! 322 00:14:27,885 --> 00:14:28,665 Dear Mike, 323 00:14:29,229 --> 00:14:30,611 this is my worst nightmare. 324 00:14:30,713 --> 00:14:31,877 Why do you hate me? 325 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,635 What did I do to make you angry? I mean... 326 00:14:35,878 --> 00:14:37,947 Yeah Mike! What's up bro? 327 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:42,291 Adam and I just went through this shit for real, real life! 328 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,798 We come here to get away from kids! 329 00:14:47,661 --> 00:14:49,524 So, we're gonna meet this week, 330 00:14:49,607 --> 00:14:50,520 and once a week, 331 00:14:50,654 --> 00:14:53,000 and we're gonna find out how we can help 332 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,907 solidify the Pawnee-Eagleton merger. 333 00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:57,287 Do you think something like this would help if I were: 334 00:15:01,175 --> 00:15:02,839 How would that help people? 335 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,534 Hey! Let's write it down! 336 00:15:04,918 --> 00:15:05,831 How do you spell it? 337 00:15:08,613 --> 00:15:11,972 You might be the worst human beings 338 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:13,935 ever created. 339 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,667 What do you mean the worst? 340 00:15:15,777 --> 00:15:18,058 The "vorst" human beings? 341 00:15:21,191 --> 00:15:25,001 Parks and Recreation will return after these messages. 342 00:15:26,784 --> 00:15:28,596 ♪♪ 343 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:31,143 Country superstar and Youtube sensation 344 00:15:31,238 --> 00:15:32,315 Chip McCapp! 345 00:15:32,503 --> 00:15:36,284 Lays down his first collection of soulful country hits, 346 00:15:36,409 --> 00:15:38,487 featuring such favourites as 347 00:15:38,581 --> 00:15:41,175 "Cute Like My Mom, Sturdy Like My Pick-Up." 348 00:15:41,284 --> 00:15:43,737 ♪ I got my pick-up truck, driving really fast ♪ 349 00:15:43,831 --> 00:15:47,002 ♪ have a riddle on my bumper, Jesus on the dash ♪ 350 00:15:51,839 --> 00:15:54,756 And the smash hit: "Beautiful Like My Mom 351 00:15:54,839 --> 00:15:55,983 (Support the Troops)." 352 00:15:56,066 --> 00:15:57,562 ♪ Support the Troops ♪ 353 00:15:57,722 --> 00:16:00,511 Chip McCapp's greatest hits now available. 354 00:16:01,199 --> 00:16:03,581 And now back to Parks and Recreation. 355 00:16:04,925 --> 00:16:08,378 Ladies and gentlemen, we just wanted to say thank you all for coming, 356 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,096 thank you to all the performers 357 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,800 who gave their time 358 00:16:12,518 --> 00:16:15,369 and travelled from far away to be with us 359 00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:18,698 and that is a wrap on season 6! 360 00:16:23,175 --> 00:16:24,901 ♪ 2, 3, 4! ♪ 361 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:29,065 ♪ Bye-bye Little Sebastian ♪ 362 00:16:30,839 --> 00:16:36,807 ♪ Miss you in the saddest fashion ♪ 363 00:16:37,386 --> 00:16:41,862 ♪ Bye-bye Little Sebastian ♪ 364 00:16:43,699 --> 00:16:48,745 ♪ You're 5000 candles in the wind ♪ 365 00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:57,526 ♪ And though we all miss you everyday ♪ 366 00:17:00,011 --> 00:17:04,909 ♪ We know you're up there eating heaven's hay ♪ 367 00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:11,471 ♪ And here's the part that hurts the most ♪ 368 00:17:13,011 --> 00:17:17,784 ♪ Humans cannot ride a ghost ♪ 369 00:17:24,894 --> 00:17:29,667 ♪ Bye-bye Little Sebastian ♪ 370 00:17:31,074 --> 00:17:37,472 ♪ Miss you in the saddest fashion ♪ 371 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:42,815 ♪ Bye-bye Little Sebastian ♪ 372 00:17:44,011 --> 00:17:49,471 ♪ You're 5000 candles in the wind ♪ 373 00:17:49,574 --> 00:17:50,738 Everybody sing it now! 374 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:55,753 ♪ Bye-bye Little Sebastian ♪ 375 00:17:57,019 --> 00:18:03,018 ♪ Miss you in the saddest fashion ♪ 376 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:08,948 ♪ Bye-bye Little Sebastian ♪ 377 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:14,846 ♪ You're 5000 candles in the wind ♪ 378 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,323 This has been the most fun I've ever had. 379 00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:24,557 And I will miss you all so much. 380 00:18:24,784 --> 00:18:28,339 I love every single one of you and I have had 381 00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:31,186 the best memories of my life and I'll never forget it 382 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,709 and we'll be back really soon so it doesn't really matter. 383 00:18:34,194 --> 00:18:36,748 Thank you guys for this! 384 00:18:37,139 --> 00:18:41,483 ♪ Spread your wings and fly ♪ 385 00:18:45,475 --> 00:18:47,412 What the fuck was that you guys? 386 00:18:48,654 --> 00:18:50,787 No! No! Come on! 387 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,107 You want to learn my song, you're gonna do it right! 388 00:18:53,197 --> 00:18:56,220 I don't wanna be a fucking diva or anything. 389 00:18:56,342 --> 00:18:57,430 This is my shot! 390 00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:04,763 Oh, season 6! 391 00:19:12,014 --> 00:19:13,238 There you go Dean! 392 00:19:15,045 --> 00:19:17,290 Script by LeRalouf and Mulva1989 393 00:19:18,248 --> 00:19:20,365 Sync by LeRalouf