1 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:09,641 This is the spot. 2 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:12,444 My daddy says they hung him down there by the river. 3 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,313 Skinned that old nigga, but he was still alive 4 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,448 When they hanged him. 5 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:19,151 Ain't no such thing as ghosts. 6 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:21,353 They say he hung there all night. 7 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:24,056 Cryin' till he died. 8 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:28,627 Look. 9 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:31,030 Shit, just an old rope. 10 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:32,731 Folks say you come down here at night, 11 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:35,434 You could still hear him cryin'. 12 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,222 Damn. I almost shit myself. 13 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,391 I did. 14 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:46,572 Hmm! 15 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:51,877 Oh, sheesh. 16 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,449 Oh. 17 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,327 Oh! Whoa! 18 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,262 Sorry, buddy. 19 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:14,500 Ah... 20 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:33,785 Hey. 21 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,454 Where you been? 22 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:38,524 I got you somethin'. 23 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:41,860 Mmm... 24 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,495 I was tired. 25 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,831 Slept in the truck awhile. 26 00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:50,836 How'd you sleep? 27 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,272 Like a bear... 28 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,773 With a spring up his ass. 29 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,742 Whoo! 30 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,510 Could you... Could you get dressed, man? 31 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,811 Put... put some clothes on? 32 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,213 Why? You excited? 33 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,182 No, I want to be out of here 34 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:04,750 Before the sunshine band wakes up. 35 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,218 We quittin'? 36 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,787 No, we... we got a bridge to find. 37 00:03:13,928 --> 00:03:16,895 Yes! 38 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,631 Oh, hey. 39 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,333 Y'all going somewhere? 40 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:22,868 Doing what we came here to do, 41 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,469 Find that bridge. 42 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:28,407 Good, good. Take chub and paco with you. 43 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,442 - No. - We're good. 44 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:31,777 Glad to hear it. 45 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:33,645 Just let these boys get cleaned up. 46 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,348 And, uh, oh, had a great run. 47 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:39,384 Morning ritual, you know, you got to stay in shape. 48 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,253 I want some breakfast. 49 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:43,555 Yeah, Trudy's gonna make some eggs 50 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,856 Before you head out. 51 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:46,959 That girl can cook. 52 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:48,527 Right, hap? 53 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:51,697 Bad joke. I couldn't resist. 54 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:54,399 You know, we don't have 55 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,268 Room in here for four, so... 56 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,836 Oh, hey, well, take the Van. 57 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,905 Plenty of room. 58 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:08,981 I'm telling you right now... 59 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:10,916 That thing got a mattress and beaded curtains, 60 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,484 I'm walkin'. 61 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:17,589 What do we got here? 62 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,024 Hell if I know. 63 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:24,596 Glorious morning. 64 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,932 Heavens are tellin' of the glory of god. 65 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,668 Their expanse is declaring the work of his hands. 66 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,036 Meaning? 67 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,904 - Meaning he's the creator. - Oh. 68 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,506 And he's watching us... 69 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:35,674 Right now. 70 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,276 Hap, you see anybody? 71 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:38,944 - No. - Oh... 72 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:42,981 Just a cloud, and that looks like Willie Nelson. 73 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,651 Hey, you wouldn't happen to be lost, now, would you? 74 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,653 Just the opposite, brother. 75 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:48,954 I saw your entrance 76 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:52,457 And your, uh... Your lawn pieces, 77 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,393 Thought you might be in need of the holy spirit. 78 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,928 You blind? See them signs? 79 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,797 This is private property. 80 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,799 How the hell did you get past that gate? 81 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,334 It... it was open. 82 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:03,802 Afraid I didn't see any signs, sir. 83 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,504 Sorry. 84 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,472 My name's Prescott Jones, 85 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,441 And I sell the lord's word. 86 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,742 We're atheists. 87 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:12,010 Oh, well, too bad. 88 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,413 But I'm running a sale, friend. 89 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,081 You run it somewhere else. 90 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:19,451 We're busy, and I ain't your friend. 91 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,957 Right you are. Right you are. 92 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:29,828 I'll just leave this here then. 93 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,763 On the house. 94 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,941 I hate Bible thumpers! 95 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:50,349 You left that gate open, didn't you? 96 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:51,850 Yeah, yeah. 97 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:54,119 I won't tell if you won't. 98 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,821 Oh, no. 99 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:06,998 Just stay straight. 100 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,368 Trail's not far. 101 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:16,508 Ah, shit. 102 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,814 How about that way? 103 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,082 Yeah, it winds around. 104 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:34,960 Holy rollers, I get. 105 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,062 But you got a problem with the police too? 106 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:40,465 Something we should know about? 107 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:42,768 Did you ever hear of the mechanics? 108 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,469 Paco was with them. 109 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:49,941 Weren't they a splinter branch of the weathermen? 110 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,043 Protested 'nam, blew up buildings 111 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,578 And recruitin' stations? 112 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:56,081 People too, if I recall. 113 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,850 Something like that. 114 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:10,762 Well? 115 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,597 It looks right, 116 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,499 But it was a long time ago. 117 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,001 I just followed my dad. 118 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:17,502 I tell you... 119 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:18,837 I don't like these two clowns 120 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,172 Breathing down my neck. 121 00:07:20,174 --> 00:07:21,706 Let's go. 122 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,942 How hard can it be to find a damn river? 123 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,577 Well, you tell me. 124 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:27,946 You and Howard couldn't find it. 125 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,782 Well, you know so much. 126 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,951 Which way? 127 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:36,688 I'm pretty sure they both lead down to the water, so... 128 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,023 Pretty sure? 129 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:39,191 Mm-hmm. 130 00:07:39,193 --> 00:07:40,759 We could take 'em both. 131 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:44,029 That's the first intelligent thing you've said. 132 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,163 Meet you there. 133 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,799 I don't think so. 134 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:48,967 You want that hand, I suggest 135 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,669 You keep it on a leash. 136 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,239 You're with me, hap. 137 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:57,509 Who put you in charge? 138 00:07:57,511 --> 00:08:00,011 No way in hell I'm going with chub. 139 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,680 You lead the way. 140 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,764 So Trudy says you're a gay. 141 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:22,167 What's that like? 142 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:25,971 Let's try a version of this where you don't talk. 143 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:29,007 You don't act like any homosexuals that I know of. 144 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,942 You don't know any homosexuals. 145 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,844 I'm just saying, it's just rare to meet someone 146 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,846 Who's so comfortable in their own skin. 147 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,548 I mean, you're, like, 148 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,216 The first gay black man I've ever met. 149 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:42,988 One more word, 150 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:47,058 I'll be the last gay black man you ever met. 151 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:03,174 Leonard? 152 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:11,116 Leonard? 153 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,817 Oh... 154 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,019 Come on, Leonard. 155 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:18,056 Leonard! 156 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,758 Tell me somethin'... 157 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,126 How does a man like you 158 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,562 Go from a group like the mechanics 159 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,630 To the Howard and Trudy show? 160 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:29,234 What do you mean, a man like me? 161 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,236 I know who you are. 162 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,204 You weren't just a member of the mechanics. 163 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,839 You were its leader... 164 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:36,841 The bomb maker who blew himself up. 165 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:39,044 I was young. 166 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,845 I stood up for somethin'. 167 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:43,782 Blind faith and a cause, huh? 168 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,885 Nobody said it was gonna be easy. 169 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,820 Some of us can stand the heat, 170 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,323 And some of us can't. 171 00:09:51,325 --> 00:09:54,693 Besides, it ain't that bad, this face. 172 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,828 Only hurts when I smile. 173 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:12,277 Was this place always so popular? 174 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,279 Something about a dead cop. 175 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,983 Heard it back on the trail. 176 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,118 Where's chub? 177 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,987 Long story. 178 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:27,192 All right, one, two... 179 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,693 - Three. - Three. 180 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,664 Pull! 181 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,637 God damn it. 182 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,074 Well, now what? 183 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,677 We got some rope in the Van. 184 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:46,845 Yeah. 185 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,854 - Good? - Good. 186 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:56,855 You ready, chub? 187 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:57,922 Yeah. 188 00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:00,291 One, two, three. 189 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,693 Pull! 190 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,762 Pull! 191 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,266 Shit! 192 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:21,946 Where are your pants? 193 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,457 Trudy, you got customers waitin'. 194 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,159 Table two. 195 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:44,369 Welcome to family burger, where everyone's family. 196 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,870 How can I help you? 197 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,839 Family... 198 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,107 Well, sister, 199 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,442 You can let me take you out dancing. 200 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:51,976 How about that? 201 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:53,144 You know, 202 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,879 My dance card's full this week, 203 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,981 But I can take your food order. 204 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,717 Oh... 205 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,885 Well, I guess I'll just have to 206 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,888 Give this menu another look, then. 207 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,827 Oops. Sorry about that. 208 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,800 That's very kind of you. 209 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,168 That's the least I could do. 210 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,903 Would you mind getting my lady friend here 211 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,405 One more steak, when you get a chance? 212 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,941 She has worked up quite an appetite. 213 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,109 Sure thing. 214 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,810 Just let me clean this up. 215 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,378 Of course. 216 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:32,517 And could you go ahead and make that real rare? 217 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,819 'Cause she likes it bloody 218 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:37,155 And bitin' back. 219 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,882 Oh... 220 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:09,387 Nobody come in, 221 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,122 'cause I'm taking a bubble bath. 222 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,191 I'm gonna hose off my coin purse. 223 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,530 Surprisingly big dick. 224 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:24,102 I hope all this celebration means you found something. 225 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,372 Well... 226 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,178 Come on inside. 227 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,013 I made dinner. 228 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,081 Tell all about it. 229 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,427 My feet are killin' me. 230 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,129 Just in time. 231 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,298 Green beans in a garlic-chili sauce. 232 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,866 I hope it's not too spicy. 233 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:59,003 Ain't no such thing as too spicy. 234 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,072 It's tofu. You ever try it? 235 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,307 No. 236 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,142 Howard's a vegetarian. 237 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,276 That right? 238 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,578 I didn't see that coming. 239 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,513 It's a personal choice. 240 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,321 Do you like it? 241 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,323 - Hap? - Hmm? 242 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,058 - The food. - Oh, yeah. 243 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,927 - Do you like it? - For beans. 244 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:26,431 So, uh, how about 245 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,533 You fill us in on your progress today? 246 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,602 Hmm, well, uh... 247 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:34,606 I wouldn't call it definitive. 248 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,207 You wouldn't? 249 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,509 No, it's more complicated. 250 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:39,878 Oh. 251 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:44,048 We found the road in, 252 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,884 Leading to the bridge. 253 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,318 Well, hey... 254 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,354 Well, that sounds hopeful. 255 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,922 It's pretty overgrown in there, 256 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,390 And the old trails are gone. 257 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,893 I'm pretty positive 258 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,462 That we're in the right area. 259 00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,131 - You're pretty positive. - Mm-hmm. 260 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,400 Well, that's very encouraging, isn't it, Trudy? 261 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,135 Yeah, we'll go back out there tomorrow, 262 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,438 But like I said, the trails are old. 263 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,277 You guys had a big adventure today, huh? 264 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,479 - Just no bridge. - Hmm. 265 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,916 I can't say I'm not disappointed, after Trudy's 266 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,450 Enthusiastic endorsement 267 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,219 That you would be the one to find it. 268 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,388 Howard, give him a break. It's the first day. 269 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,923 I'll find it. 270 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,591 It's gonna be a little 271 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,226 Harder than I thought. 272 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,994 I mean, I'd hate to see you let her down. 273 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,596 I mean, she thinks 274 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,931 So highly of you. 275 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,133 Trudy's taste in men 276 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,335 Has always been questionable. 277 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,940 Maybe I should leave, 278 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,642 So you two can put your dicks on the table, 279 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,277 Next to them toothpicks. 280 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,080 Ooh... 281 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,717 she's right. 282 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,085 We're a team, 283 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,287 And we should act like one. 284 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,290 You don't find it, you don't find it. 285 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,327 You go home, we keep trying, 286 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,729 Because it's a matter of dedication. 287 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,364 Isn't it? 288 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:26,451 Chub, you're done eating. 289 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,988 Let's walk the perimeter. 290 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,323 I'll go with you. 291 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,425 What's the odds I'll find me a cheeseburger 292 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,361 Out there? 293 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,744 Charming. 294 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:54,779 I can see why you married him. 295 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,148 I also divorced him. 296 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,650 It's my curse. 297 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,787 They can't all be you. 298 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,689 But he gets things done. 299 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:08,659 Of course he does, 'cause he's got... 300 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,329 What was that word he used? 301 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,197 Dedication. 302 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,733 That's a good thing. 303 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,603 Leonard's rubbing off on you. 304 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,472 He sees the world through dirty glasses. 305 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:27,311 Maybe the world is dirty. 306 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,479 Well... 307 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,182 A little optimism never hurt. 308 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,256 "Radio mystery hour" 309 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,692 And a new Sherlock Holmes adventure. 310 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,862 And what new adventure are we to embark on tonight? 311 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,630 A macabre little escapade 312 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,099 From Holmes' and my early years 313 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:25,136 Entitled "the Dorchester demon." 314 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,338 It was in the year of 1887. 315 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,173 Holmes and I were retiring 316 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,243 Before the fire when he began... 317 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,112 "my dear fellow, 318 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,780 "life is infinitely stranger 319 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,716 "than anything which the mind of man could invent. 320 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:42,520 "here, an example from today's paper... 321 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,857 "a husband's cruelty to his wife. 322 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,625 "there's half a column of print, 323 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,327 "but I know without reading it 324 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,729 "that it is all perfectly familiar to me. 325 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,799 "there is, of course, the other woman, 326 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:58,436 "the drink, the push, the blow, the bruise, 327 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,505 "the sympathetic sister or landlady. 328 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,740 "the crudest of writers 329 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,742 Could invent nothing more crude." 330 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,477 Indeed, your example 331 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,346 Is an unfortunate one for your argument... 332 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,589 The husband was a teetotaler, 333 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,359 And the conduct complained of 334 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,860 Was that he had drifted into the habit of 335 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,695 Winding up every meal by taking out 336 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,764 His false teeth and hurling them at his wife... 337 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,733 I'm really starting to like these people. 338 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,868 I hope they invite us back next year. 339 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,470 Yeah. 340 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,339 It's pretty obvious they like you too. 341 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:38,509 I think that paco's got a thing for you. 342 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,912 Maybe you won't go home 343 00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,880 Empty-handed from here after all. 344 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,284 Oh, yeah, his beauty's on the inside. 345 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:54,458 See anything out there today looked familiar? 346 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,494 Maybe the road in does, 347 00:19:56,496 --> 00:20:00,665 But after that, could be on Venus. 348 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,200 It's a friggin' river. 349 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,335 Uh-uh. Not a river. 350 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,404 It's a tributary to a river. 351 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,473 That's why Howard couldn't find it. 352 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:15,246 Well, aren't you the clever one? 353 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,984 Son of a bitch can cook, though. 354 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:24,522 Them string beans was good. 355 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,290 Hmm. 356 00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:41,299 Been chopping for hours now. 357 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,700 Where the hell we at, hap? 358 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,903 All I see is swamp. 359 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,906 Talk a good game back home. 360 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,442 Even had me fooled. 361 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:52,877 Ain't nobody tell me 362 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,745 I was gonna be on a redneck safari and shit, 363 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,580 Sleeping on the floor, 364 00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:58,649 Hanging out with the last of the flower children. 365 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,951 Damn tacos done took our job at the rose field. 366 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,586 We ain't got squat. 367 00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:03,854 Next thing you know, we gonna be working 368 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,790 At the McDonald's. 369 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,528 What you smiling at? 370 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,864 You either remember somethin', or you farted. 371 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,801 Don't tell me you farted. 372 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,704 We used to dig for night crawlers 373 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,639 Underneath that tree, 374 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:25,509 So gonna be an old sign over there, 375 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:30,381 Which means the iron bridge... 376 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:32,416 Is right here. 377 00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:46,630 I told you. 378 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:52,837 Didn't I tell you? 379 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:57,942 Then where's the goddamn river? 380 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,788 Here you go, fellas, two more. 381 00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:21,799 How does a river just disappear? 382 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,567 May be the wrong bridge. 383 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:26,570 No, no, it's the right bridge. 384 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,506 I know that much. 385 00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:34,645 Probably some old, made-up, bullshit prison story anyway. 386 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:38,682 This softboy guy... Probably pulling Howard's crank. 387 00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:40,785 Trudy bought it. 388 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:43,854 Of course you bought it. 389 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:50,127 If you believe that, then why are you here? 390 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:53,731 I'm here watchin' your ass. 391 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,066 Since when did my ass need watchin'? 392 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:58,436 Since always. 393 00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,870 You act like it's the first time 394 00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:01,439 I had to pull it out the fire. 395 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:04,508 Hell, I need oven mitts just to hang out with you. 396 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:11,882 Then don't. 397 00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:16,887 'Cause I don't need a babysitter. 398 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,960 You know what the real question is? 399 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,196 What are you doing here? 400 00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:23,687 What's up? 401 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:26,757 Chester. 402 00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:31,562 Got to go back. 403 00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:33,564 Hmm. 404 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,659 Leonard. 405 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:04,962 Yeah? 406 00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:07,731 I'm really sorry to hear about your uncle. 407 00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:11,869 He's old. 408 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:14,104 Shit happens. 409 00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:17,675 Still, it's got to be tough. 410 00:26:22,013 --> 00:26:23,113 You take care of him 411 00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:24,982 While I'm gone, now, won't you? 412 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:28,285 He's a grown man, last I looked. 413 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:30,955 More like a puppy dog. 414 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:32,890 Loves unconditionally. 415 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:36,193 You just the ball he keeps chasing into the street. 416 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,762 Don't let him be roadkill. 417 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,664 I'll make sure he gets his shots 418 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:42,900 And give him a bath before I give him back. 419 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,637 It's sweet, actually, 420 00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:49,840 The way you pretend he needs you. 421 00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:56,714 Hey, uh, 422 00:26:56,716 --> 00:27:00,317 This is for gas. 423 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,353 You been holding out on me. 424 00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:06,890 Look, we're still partners. 425 00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:10,127 Whether you're here or not when we find it, 426 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,762 You still get your share. 427 00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:13,230 I ain't gonna hold my breath. 428 00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:16,667 Hmm... 429 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,202 Hey. 430 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:22,106 Come on, man! 431 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:23,974 That's why dudes don't hug each other. 432 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,176 Yeah, sorry. 433 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:30,681 Trudy, remember what I said. 434 00:27:46,898 --> 00:27:48,899 What'd he say? 435 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:52,870 Nothin'. 436 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:54,071 Oh. 437 00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:47,224 Dr. McAllister, 472. 438 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:50,160 Dr. McAllister, 472, please. 439 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:51,795 Chester pine? 440 00:28:51,797 --> 00:28:53,797 Hmm? Good? 441 00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:56,800 Huh, Chester? 442 00:28:56,802 --> 00:28:58,736 Okay. 443 00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:09,379 Is it bad? 444 00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:13,951 He's pretty out of it. 445 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:16,887 They got him on some heavy drugs. 446 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,129 I'm gonna leave you alone with him. 447 00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:28,332 Mrs. Wayman, can you come to admitting? 448 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:31,401 Mrs. Wayman, come to admitting, please. 449 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:35,659 Hey, cowboy. 450 00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:37,427 Wanna take a ride? 451 00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,496 Leonard took our horse. 452 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:42,299 Howard's saab. 453 00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:44,134 Still got a copy of the keys. 454 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:45,636 Will he mind? 455 00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:48,672 Of course. 456 00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:57,314 Thank you. 457 00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:15,499 Got these for your birthday last year, 458 00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:17,401 Before we split up. 459 00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:20,237 You might as well have them. 460 00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:22,172 Happy birthday. 461 00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:27,177 How's hap? 462 00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:29,246 He's good. 463 00:32:31,716 --> 00:32:33,150 And switch? 464 00:32:35,186 --> 00:32:38,622 There's a little white hair in his face. 465 00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:40,524 Guess we all gettin' older. 466 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,225 Not me, honey. 467 00:32:42,227 --> 00:32:44,428 I refuse. 468 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:03,173 We got married on that porch. 469 00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:07,044 You had hair down to your shoulders. 470 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,048 That silly peasant shirt 471 00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:14,117 You sewed flowers on. 472 00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:17,054 I screwed up, hap. 473 00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:20,590 Oh, come on, it wasn't that silly. 474 00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:24,428 I mean it. In life. 475 00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:26,396 I'm not perfect. 476 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,633 No. Mm... 477 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:31,802 No one said you had to be. 478 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:38,308 A phone call would've been nice. 479 00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:49,119 I miss the way you used to be. 480 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:51,288 Always the noble one, 481 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:55,292 Ready to make a stand. 482 00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:57,627 And now? 483 00:34:57,629 --> 00:35:01,498 You just seem sad. 484 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,366 Like you missed your chance at the ring. 485 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:11,308 But if I'm right, 486 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:13,710 I think I can cheer you up. 487 00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:16,713 Bring back a little of that old hap. 488 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:18,882 Right about what? 489 00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:22,786 You'll see. 490 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:55,418 Well, hot damn. 491 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:56,753 If it isn't the river. 492 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,622 So this is what I found out. 493 00:35:58,624 --> 00:36:00,624 Howard did his research, all right, 494 00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:03,527 But he missed one important thing. 495 00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:04,628 What? 496 00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:06,196 Enough time goes by, 497 00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:07,597 Things change. 498 00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:11,701 Look. 499 00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:16,206 - Here's your bridge. - Mm-hmm. 500 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:18,275 Here's your tributary, where it should be... 501 00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:19,509 Okay. 502 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,511 And here's what Howard missed. 503 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,813 20 years ago, the sabine flooded, 504 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,882 Along with half the county, 505 00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:29,553 So severe it rearranged the river itself, 506 00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:32,556 So the tributaries all shifted, 507 00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:35,325 And a new river was created. 508 00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:42,365 So that's why the bridge was over a dry gulch. 509 00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:46,603 How'd you know all this? Library? 510 00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:48,338 Bait shop. 511 00:36:51,909 --> 00:36:53,944 That car could be anywhere. 512 00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:57,547 Nope. The flood stopped at the old mill dam. 513 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,783 So there's a good chance that car's between the dry gulch 514 00:36:59,785 --> 00:37:01,618 And in front of that dam. 515 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,787 That's less than a half mile to search. 516 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:06,323 Sounds ambitious. 517 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:08,692 A little ambition goes a long way. 518 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,728 You told me that once. 519 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,430 I did? 520 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:14,931 Yes, sir. 521 00:37:16,767 --> 00:37:18,368 Now blow that up. 522 00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:21,838 We're gonna do a little night fishing. 523 00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:44,027 Trudy? 524 00:38:23,701 --> 00:38:25,402 It's here, hap. 525 00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:26,736 I can feel it. 526 00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:31,441 How do you do that? 527 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:33,310 What? 528 00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:35,879 Stay so hopeful. 529 00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:40,383 You really just gonna take your money 530 00:38:40,385 --> 00:38:42,719 And go when this is over? 531 00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:44,654 That's your plan, huh? 532 00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:47,657 You could come with me. 533 00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:56,066 I'm sorry, Trudy. 534 00:38:56,068 --> 00:38:59,903 I'm just not interested in the downtrodden anymore. 535 00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:03,440 Hell, I'm one of 'em. 536 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,810 I feel sorry for you, hap. 537 00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:12,515 You got nothing left inside to hold the dark away. 538 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:15,552 Yeah? Like what? 539 00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:22,058 Howard and I were in Mexico about a year ago... 540 00:39:23,427 --> 00:39:25,362 At this small orphanage, 541 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:27,897 Just an old monastery, 542 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,499 Bunch of nuns... 543 00:39:30,768 --> 00:39:35,105 And all these children. 544 00:39:35,107 --> 00:39:38,708 Dirt poor, hungry, 545 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:42,145 Some of them sick, 546 00:39:42,147 --> 00:39:44,948 Yet they were still happy. 547 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:47,050 They had faith in something greater. 548 00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:50,687 And? 549 00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:54,624 I promised myself that one day, 550 00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:58,128 I'd go back and change the world for those children. 551 00:39:58,130 --> 00:40:00,096 That's what keeps me going. 552 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,168 Bet you think that's silly, don't you? 553 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,436 No. 554 00:40:08,172 --> 00:40:09,806 No, I don't. 555 00:40:17,948 --> 00:40:20,417 Hey, b-back up here. Back up, back up. 556 00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:23,920 I think I got something here. 557 00:40:26,891 --> 00:40:28,792 Oh! 558 00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:42,572 Give me the line, give me the line. 559 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:54,451 Oh, my god. 560 00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:56,853 We found it! 561 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:59,189 Hap, you found it. Oh! We found it! 562 00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:04,027 Ah! 563 00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:06,095 Hap! 564 00:41:07,466 --> 00:41:08,965 Hey, let go. 565 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,600 Breathe, breathe, come on! 566 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,569 I got you, I got you. 567 00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:16,039 Swim! 568 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:18,908 Swim to the side, swim to the side! 569 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:30,753 Let's go. Come on, out of the water! 570 00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:35,825 Oh, god! 571 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,828 Hey, hey, it's okay. 572 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:42,131 It's gone, it's gone. We're safe. 573 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:44,567 Hey, Trudy... 574 00:42:44,628 --> 00:42:45,929 Oh, god. 575 00:43:14,992 --> 00:43:17,327 Hap... 576 00:43:17,329 --> 00:43:19,362 Yeah, I know. 577 00:43:25,302 --> 00:43:27,236 I know.