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Movie night, baby. I love it.

2
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Yeah, what are you sitting in?
I'm not mad at it.

3
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- You can't be mad at this.
- No.

4
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The real question here

5
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is how not mad are you at this beer mug?

6
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Oh, very unmad. It's a lot of fun.

7
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- Thank you.
- Okay.

8
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Let's kick things off
here with a foot job comp.

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- All right.
- Okay. Let's do it.

10
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<i>[smacking]</i>

11
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Hmm.

12
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You know, not my porno.

13
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Why don't we go bottom
right, right there?

14
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That butt-that butt's
just winking at me.

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<i>[woman moaning]</i>

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Mmm, nope.

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- Not my porno.
- She's cute.

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A little Amy Schumer looking.

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<i>[woman moaning]</i>

20
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No. He's rushing. Not my porno.

21
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Pace yourself, bud.

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- Geez.
- You know?

23
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Hey! How are you?

24
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Howdy.

25
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Can't see through the sheet, can they?

26
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No. I wouldn't think so. No.

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- Synced and corrected by MasterCookie -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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<i>♪ I'm fresh ♪</i>

29
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<i>♪ You gotta, you gotta ♪</i>

30
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<i>♪ You gotta, gotta ♪</i>

31
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<i>♪ Gotta be fresh ♪</i>

32
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I mean what are we doing?

33
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- What happened to porno?
- That's what I was thinking.

34
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I feel like it's lost all of its nuance.

35
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That's right. Now, it's just...

36
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It's like a jackhammer just
plugging away at a Realdoll,

37
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which I've actually
seen that video before,

38
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- and I liked it more than this.
- Yeah.

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I'm sorry, I like my porn
stars with acting chops.

40
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Yes, they should also
have very expressive eyes

41
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- while they're kind of...
- Honestly, I miss Dan Yella.

42
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- I mean what a porn star.
- Yeah, absolutely.

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Dare I say starred in the greatest porno

44
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of all time,

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"The Nutting Professor."

46
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Oh, you're dating yourself.

47
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I am. I am a little bit.

48
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And Dan Yella, what a performance.

49
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Are you kidding me?
Seven different roles.

50
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Remember the aunt in the fat suit?

51
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"Oh, jerk it, please!

52
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- Jerk it, please!"
- Yes. Thank you.

53
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Oh, the roll around the dinner table.

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And what a body.

55
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I didn't mind all the pubes.

56
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I mean they were
everywhere. I didn't care.

57
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I mean there's literally no other man

58
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- I'd rather watch do sex.
- Yeah.

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You know what?

60
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To Mr. Dan Yella, our porno daddy.

61
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- To Dan Yella.
- Mr. Dan Yella.

62
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Well, after scouring the Internet,

63
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I couldn't find "The Nutting Professor,"

64
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and I checked Brazzers,

65
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Bangbros, Mofos,
Rancho [bleep], PornHub,

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- and YouPorn.
- I know.

67
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And I tried PornTube,
Fapdu, Youjizz, Jizzpros.

68
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I even tried Sublime Directory.

69
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Did you just say "Sublime Directory"?

70
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- Uh, yes, I did.
- Found it! Yup.

71
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And it wasn't on
xHamster, 8th St. Latinas,

72
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Captain Stabbin, or Mike in Brazil.

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I love Mike in Brazil,

74
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'cause he was in an apartment,
and then he went to Brazil.

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This is a cool way to see Brazil.

76
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See the world, really.

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- Guess where I did find it, though.
- Where?

78
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EBay. Yeah.

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Two VHS copies,

80
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and I'm currently the highest bidder.

81
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That is awesome.

82
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Yeah. Get on over here, dude.

83
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Check it out. So I've just
been in this bidding war

84
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with "MR.NULEAF," and there's, well,

85
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there's 30 seconds left, so...

86
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- I just thought of something cool.
- What?

87
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What if we make a pact to,

88
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like, not crank down
until we get the movie?

89
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Yeah, okay. That
sounds like a good...

90
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Bad idea. That's,
like, not cool, right?

91
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You know, I... and that's where
I disagree with you, Anders.

92
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I think it's necessary

93
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because we must show
respect for Dan Yella, right?

94
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I don't know. I don't know.

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- You're acting a little weird.
- I'm not being weird.

96
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Five seconds. Five seconds.

97
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Four, three, two. Hit it. Hit it.

98
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- That was too early.
- You gotta...

99
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- [all shouting]
- I won! Yeah! We won! We won!

100
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Congratulations. Good stuff, babe.

101
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- So we won't crank down?
- Yeah.

102
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- No cranking down.
- Okay.

103
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That's official. That's fine.

104
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I don't even know what to
do since we can't jerk off.

105
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I guess have some toast.

106
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Man.

107
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You guys ever notice DiDi
got a real booty on her?

108
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I've never noticed that.

109
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No, I was waiting for
that notification on my phone

110
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about the package getting home.

111
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When we get home, I call
dibs on watching it first.

112
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No, no, no, no, no. Let me get it.

113
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Ders, what's going on?

114
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Is something wrong?

115
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Okay. I...

116
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It was May 29, 2001.

117
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I was on vaycay with my parents,

118
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and we were staying in the same room,

119
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so I couldn't stroke my dog.

120
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Believe me, I tried.

121
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One day, they went horseback riding

122
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and dropped me off at a
taping of VH1's "Storytellers."

123
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Can you tell the story
faster? 'Cause it's super boring.

124
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No, no, no. Keep this pace.

125
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Mm-mmm. That's my tempo.

126
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Anyway, the artist
was Natalie Imbruglia,

127
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and she was singing her song, "Torn."

128
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And then you ejacked
in your little boy pants.

129
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No. What are you... okay. Yes, I did.

130
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But it was a whole bunch.

131
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I fainted, and I had
to go to the doctor.

132
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So I've jacked off every day since,

133
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and it's been three days, so I
think I need first dibs, okay?

134
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- Okay.
- Great.

135
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Yeah. That's fine.

136
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- I care so little.
- Yeah.

137
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So you didn't even need
to tell that stupid story.

138
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He's right. That story really fizzled.

139
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It was bad, and they always are.

140
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That's the thing about your stories.

141
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- And no offense...
- Package is at the house.

142
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Package is at the house. Let's go.

143
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It's almost 5:00, right?
We can go, right? Let's go.

144
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- Let's go.
- All right, yeah.

145
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Now we're talking.

146
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[tires screech]

147
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All right.

148
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Whoo!

149
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It's not here.

150
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- Huh?
- It's not here!

151
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- What?
- What are you talking about?

152
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- Where is it?
- Okay. Don't panic.

153
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Probably had a neighbor signed for it.

154
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Yeah. That's probably what it is.

155
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No reason to panic.

156
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[knocking]

157
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- Hey.
- Hello.

158
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Dean, how's it going?

159
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We're just wondering if you
signed for a package for us?

160
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- [dogs barking]
- No. I didn't for anything.

161
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Packages probably got stolen.

162
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I've had a bunch taken recently.

163
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Honey, can you call the dogs?

164
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Shake the treat box.

165
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Shake the treat box! Sorry.

166
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I'd say maybe try the
neighborhood watch,

167
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although they've been
fairly useless recently.

168
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Yeah. Hey, you know what?

169
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We should start a
vigilante group of our own

170
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- to catch this guy.
- God damn it!

171
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Shake the treat box, Vicki!

172
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No. I'm serious, man.

173
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We could be, like, superheroes.
We could wear costumes.

174
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Ah, or we couldn't wear costumes

175
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'cause it's a dumb idea, right, Ders?

176
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Yup.

177
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And that's why you're my best friend.

178
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- That's why I love you, man.
- Great.

179
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I really do.
Hey, Deano, what got stolen?

180
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Dude, I ordered this
awesome inflatable chair,

181
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this cowboy boot-shaped mug.

182
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You guys should come over sometime.

183
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We can do beers, watch a Blues game.

184
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Yeah. You know, maybe we will.

185
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And thanks for the help
today. Appreciate it.

186
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- Well, good luck, guys.
- Yeah, thanks.

187
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You're a good guy.

188
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Blues game.

189
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Okay, yeah.

190
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I stole some things from Dean.

191
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We need to trap this
guy who stole our package

192
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and get our tape back so I can evacuate.

193
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And that's why vigilante
group is a great idea.

194
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Check it out.

195
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- Beat-Ass.
- I don't like that.

196
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- That's just Kick-Ass.
- No.

197
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Yeah. It's Kick-Ass, basically.

198
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Adam, I heard you, since
you had this conversation

199
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on my front step.

200
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I want my stuff back, buddy.

201
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Scoot! Scoot!

202
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- Go, go!
- Scoot!

203
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- Bye, Dean!
- All right.

204
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- So you're buried in the ground.
- I am, yes.

205
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Now, I'm gonna put this
box over your head, right,

206
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and I wrote "valuable electronics:

207
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do not touch" on it.

208
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When he takes the box...

209
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[hisses]

210
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- Spray him with the mace.
- Yeah.

211
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Meanwhile, Blake and I, we're
gonna be over here in the 'Vo.

212
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We're gonna jump out.
We're gonna pounce.

213
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No, no, no, no, no.
Gnargoyle doesn't sit in cars.

214
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I already told you this. He
perches high above the city,

215
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and then swoops down on his zip
line when the city needs him.

216
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Your shirt says "eat ass."

217
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What?

218
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Oh, God dang it.

219
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The "B" keeps falling off.

220
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Hey, how are you gonna be fighting crime

221
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when you're busy eating ass all day?

222
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You're not gonna be laughing
when the Gnargoyle swoops down

223
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and wreaks vigilante
justice upon the city.

224
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Yeah. You want to know
what else isn't funny?

225
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Made a Facebook page for Beat-Ass.

226
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- Already got two likes.
- That's cool.

227
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You found two guys on the Internet

228
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who wanted to get together
and eat each other's butts.

229
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- Very cool.
- [laughs]

230
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Oh! That was the best one yet.

231
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Evil lurks in Cucamonga.

232
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A hero waits.

233
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His lower thigh's really
starting to hurt from perching.

234
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Hey, guys?

235
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I'm getting hungry.

236
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Can one of you go make
me a grilled cheese?

237
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Shh! Quiet!

238
00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:06,583
You're gonna ruin this.
You believe this guy?

239
00:08:06,585 --> 00:08:08,619
It's like this is his
first stakeout or something.

240
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Shut up.
Someone's coming. Someone's coming.

241
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- Is it on?
- Yeah.

242
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We're ready. Let's do this.

243
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[coughs]

244
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I've got visual,

245
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and it looks like a
black guy in a hoodie.

246
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- It's probably our guy, man.
- Oh, whoa.

247
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.

248
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Being black and wearing a
hoodie is not a crime, okay?

249
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Come on.

250
00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,281
<i>No. No, no. I know.
I'm not saying that.</i>

251
00:08:39,283 --> 00:08:40,785
I'm saying obviously,
he could be anybody.

252
00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:42,987
He could be a dentist or a judge

253
00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:46,124
or a Prince of Bel-Air or something.

254
00:08:53,264 --> 00:08:55,934
[coughing] Crazy dirty down here.

255
00:08:57,336 --> 00:08:59,105
[sneezes]

256
00:09:00,906 --> 00:09:02,638
[both scream]

257
00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,507
Halt!

258
00:09:04,509 --> 00:09:07,880
Flying drop kick attack!

259
00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:10,915
Ow!

260
00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,516
Hey. Okay. Okay.

261
00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:15,019
We know you're the robber,
so just give us the porno.

262
00:09:15,073 --> 00:09:15,344
Yeah.

263
00:09:15,776 --> 00:09:18,955
What? I'm here to join
a group called Beat-Ass.

264
00:09:18,957 --> 00:09:21,324
Oh, you made it.

265
00:09:21,326 --> 00:09:23,593
Welcome to Beat-Ass HQ.

266
00:09:23,595 --> 00:09:26,362
How many? How many fingers
am I holding up? How many?

267
00:09:26,364 --> 00:09:28,598
- 16?
- Are you happy?

268
00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:32,035
Your friend over here ruined
our plan and blinded Adam.

269
00:09:32,037 --> 00:09:33,237
Okay. He has a name, all right,

270
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,838
which I don't know, actually.

271
00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:35,939
What is your name, friend?

272
00:09:35,941 --> 00:09:37,440
My real name's Brian,

273
00:09:37,442 --> 00:09:40,843
but my superhero name
is Dr. Heals-good.

274
00:09:40,845 --> 00:09:42,579
Okay. Very positive.

275
00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,948
Mine is actually the Gnargoyle.

276
00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:46,050
- Hey, Blake.
- What?

277
00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,351
It's all well and good,

278
00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:49,285
but I am [bleep] blind over here!

279
00:09:49,287 --> 00:09:54,190
Well, they don't call me
Dr. Heals-good for no reason.

280
00:09:54,192 --> 00:09:55,892
Wait. Are you, like, a real doctor?

281
00:09:55,894 --> 00:09:58,194
With my best friend, Chester,

282
00:09:58,196 --> 00:10:01,231
I can heal people with the
greatest medicine of all,

283
00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,532
laughter.

284
00:10:02,534 --> 00:10:03,766
I'm out of penicillin.

285
00:10:03,768 --> 00:10:05,734
- That was funny.
- This, I hate.

286
00:10:05,736 --> 00:10:07,204
Who's Chester?

287
00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:08,906
- He's a dummy, Adam.
- 'Kay, Ders.

288
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,007
Not everybody's dummies, okay?

289
00:10:11,009 --> 00:10:13,776
I'm so sorry. Chester, please.

290
00:10:13,778 --> 00:10:15,146
Welcome to our home.

291
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,847
This is ridiculous, okay?

292
00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:18,681
We have no porno! I'm on eBay.

293
00:10:18,683 --> 00:10:20,851
I'm bidding on another copy
of "The Nutting Professor."

294
00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:22,452
It's gonna be delivered
to the office where

295
00:10:22,454 --> 00:10:25,055
it's gonna require a signature
so no one can steal it.

296
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,257
I remember that movie.

297
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,891
"Jerk it, please! Jerk it please!"

298
00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:29,526
[laughter]

299
00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,026
I mean I can't believe

300
00:10:31,028 --> 00:10:33,396
the doctor says I'm only
gonna be blind for a week.

301
00:10:33,398 --> 00:10:34,864
It sucks, dude,

302
00:10:34,866 --> 00:10:37,501
because I could totally
get chicks like this, right?

303
00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,002
Like, "Hey. What's up, bro?

304
00:10:39,004 --> 00:10:40,503
Oh. Oh, sorry. You're a girl.

305
00:10:40,505 --> 00:10:41,838
These are your boobs."

306
00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,574
Yeah, can you... can you not squeeze

307
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:46,910
perfect large air breasts
in front of me, man?

308
00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:48,145
When am I gonna get this package?

309
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,813
Give me a notification, baby. Come on.

310
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,481
I'll play with her
boobs all I want, Ders.

311
00:10:51,483 --> 00:10:54,383
Why don't you just tie a rubber
band around your ding-dong?

312
00:10:54,385 --> 00:10:55,285
- What?
- Yeah.

313
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:56,987
That way, you can't ejack.

314
00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,454
- You know what?
- What?

315
00:10:58,456 --> 00:11:00,524
I bet I'm gonna have,
like, superhero powers.

316
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:03,827
Like, my other senses are
gonna be more on blast, right?

317
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,996
Like Daredevil or something.

318
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:06,997
Hey, guys.

319
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:07,997
- Oh!
- Oh.

320
00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:09,766
Ders, I heard Jillian,

321
00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:13,003
like, clear as day
from across the office.

322
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,771
Yeah, she's right here in a skirt.

323
00:11:14,773 --> 00:11:17,007
Shut up. I smell it.

324
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,574
She's eating something.

325
00:11:18,576 --> 00:11:19,676
It's like...

326
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,310
It's, like, grapes or, like,

327
00:11:21,312 --> 00:11:23,947
peanut butter or... like, peanut
buttery grapes or, like...

328
00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:26,916
- Oh, no. That's...
- No! Oh, Jesus Christ.

329
00:11:26,918 --> 00:11:28,919
Adam, are you okay? You okay?

330
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,186
Okay. Yes. She's right here.

331
00:11:30,188 --> 00:11:31,588
- That's Jillian.
- Yeah, no.

332
00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:33,024
Sorry about the stink, though.

333
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,492
- It's my pits.
- Yes. They reek.

334
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,925
- Yeah. They're really bad.
- Yeah.

335
00:11:35,927 --> 00:11:37,627
Hot water's on the fritz,

336
00:11:37,629 --> 00:11:40,231
so I'm using the drinking
fountain to take whore's baths.

337
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,733
Whore's bath. What are you doing?

338
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,066
What are you doing to me?

339
00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:46,936
I'm just gonna
do the whole... yup.

340
00:11:46,938 --> 00:11:48,072
What are you... oh.

341
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:50,906
And... yeah.

342
00:11:50,908 --> 00:11:52,476
Guys.

343
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:53,709
Come out to the parking lot.

344
00:11:53,711 --> 00:11:55,478
The package is here.

345
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,546
- What?
- Come on.

346
00:11:56,548 --> 00:11:58,681
I didn't get a notification.

347
00:11:58,683 --> 00:11:59,815
Package?

348
00:11:59,817 --> 00:12:02,151
<i>[rock music]</i>

349
00:12:02,153 --> 00:12:03,720
[laughing] Well?

350
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,189
What's going on? Where's the package?

351
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,757
What do you mean? Right here.

352
00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:10,459
Newest member of the Beat-Ass
squad, The Total Package.

353
00:12:10,461 --> 00:12:12,595
- Oh, okay.
- Dude, you know what?

354
00:12:12,597 --> 00:12:14,798
One question. Do you
want me to bust on you?

355
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,333
- No.
- I will bust on you!

356
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,200
- Don't bust on me.
- Do not bust on him!

357
00:12:18,202 --> 00:12:19,435
What is wrong with you?

358
00:12:19,437 --> 00:12:21,037
Check it out. Total Package.

359
00:12:21,039 --> 00:12:22,372
Explosives expert.

360
00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:23,840
Well, he's got a little demonstration.

361
00:12:23,842 --> 00:12:25,141
- Don't say "explosive."
- All right.

362
00:12:25,143 --> 00:12:26,175
So I've laced these roman candles

363
00:12:26,177 --> 00:12:28,344
with concentrated gun powder

364
00:12:28,346 --> 00:12:30,981
so they'll blow holes in this dumpster.

365
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,082
Oh, come on, dude.

366
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,282
- I love this.
- Stand back.

367
00:12:33,284 --> 00:12:34,718
I would if I could see it.

368
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,087
- Oh, yeah. There it is.
- Whoa, what are you... hey.

369
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,722
You ever blow a hole in the dumpster?

370
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,724
Did it kill someone, dude?
Did you kill someone, dude?

371
00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:43,893
Maybe I did the fuse wrong.

372
00:12:43,895 --> 00:12:46,595
Is this, by any chance,
how you got your blade legs?

373
00:12:46,597 --> 00:12:48,198
This guy has blade legs?

374
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,133
I lost my legs in Afghanistan, bro.

375
00:12:51,135 --> 00:12:52,835
That... yeah. Sorry. Cool.

376
00:12:52,837 --> 00:12:54,338
- Thank you for your service.
- Yeah.

377
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:58,574
Setting off fireworks at
a Kenny Chesney USO show.

378
00:12:58,576 --> 00:13:00,044
- Good for you.
- That's cool.

379
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,511
- [buzzing]
- Whoa.

380
00:13:01,513 --> 00:13:03,079
- Phone's on vibrate.
- Answer it.

381
00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:04,515
- Dude, we have a pact.
- Oh, get me there.

382
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,016
- Stop. Will you...
- Ooh, get me there.

383
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:07,250
- Stop it! No, no!
- Oh, dude.

384
00:13:07,252 --> 00:13:08,684
- You're hard in there.
- Yeah.

385
00:13:08,686 --> 00:13:10,587
Of course I am. Give me that.

386
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,222
The package is here.

387
00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:14,056
Oh, no.

388
00:13:14,058 --> 00:13:15,092
That's awesome.

389
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,960
Wait. Why "uh-oh"?

390
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,695
Guess who just signed for it?

391
00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,463
Dude, what the heck?
That's not our tape.

392
00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:22,132
- That's a TV.
- It's both.

393
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,135
Actually, it's a TV/VCR and the tape.

394
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,203
The tape's stuck inside.

395
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,137
It's a combo thing.

396
00:13:28,139 --> 00:13:29,473
Oh, okay, okay. Oh, no.

397
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,340
No. She's looking in the slot.

398
00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:32,876
I wouldn't mind looking in her slot.

399
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:35,679
We got to get it out of
there before she busts us.

400
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,247
Wait, what are you doing?

401
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,116
- [phone ringing]
- What are you...

402
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,784
Alice Murphy.

403
00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:43,520
[gruffly] I have had a
bomb delivered to your office.

404
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:47,223
It's inside of a TV/VCR from the '90s,

405
00:13:47,225 --> 00:13:49,059
and unless you get out now,

406
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,627
- you're gonna die, bitch!
- Oh, my God.

407
00:13:51,629 --> 00:13:52,662
Oh, my God, everyone!

408
00:13:52,664 --> 00:13:54,363
There's a bomb in the office!

409
00:13:54,365 --> 00:13:55,866
Everyone get into the parking lot now!

410
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,867
- Go! Everyone go!
- That doesn't make sense.

411
00:13:57,869 --> 00:14:00,170
Why would anyone... bomb?

412
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,972
No, no, no, no.

413
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:04,574
She locked it.

414
00:14:04,576 --> 00:14:07,209
Hey, remember that
slot joke I just said?

415
00:14:07,211 --> 00:14:10,115
I feel like my comedy
senses are, like, heightened.

416
00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:19,021
Way to go, Blake, once again.

417
00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:21,190
And by the way, these aren't
tears coming out of my eyes.

418
00:14:21,192 --> 00:14:23,026
This is ejack bubbling out.

419
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,494
You know, we could've been
on our way to Crank Down Town,

420
00:14:25,496 --> 00:14:28,364
that city, but you freaking screwed us.

421
00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:30,099
I... what are you talking about?

422
00:14:30,101 --> 00:14:32,569
I didn't... I'm not the one
who called in a bomb threat.

423
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,237
Careful. Careful, careful.

424
00:14:34,239 --> 00:14:35,872
You want the red wire,
not the blue wire.

425
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:38,242
Shut the hell up.
I know what I'm doing.

426
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,377
Oh, really? You
know what you're doing?

427
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,878
Tell that to Jake's son.

428
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,314
How dare you.

429
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,916
Don't you ever bring up Jake.

430
00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:48,785
Look, guys, I just want to say

431
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:51,521
I'm sorry for dragging
us away from the package.

432
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,388
I actually feel very,
very bad about this.

433
00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:54,958
Well, you should feel bad about it.

434
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,193
"Superbad" the movie bad about it.

435
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:57,359
- I do.
- It's okay, bud.

436
00:14:57,361 --> 00:14:58,494
- Thank you.
- All is forgiven.

437
00:14:58,496 --> 00:14:59,695
- Get in here.
- Thank you.

438
00:14:59,697 --> 00:15:01,431
- I love you so much.
- All right.

439
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,766
I'm just saying it's really, really hard

440
00:15:03,768 --> 00:15:05,669
to grow up without a dad,

441
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:07,271
especially in Rancho.

442
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:08,771
Okay. I wasn't gonna do this,

443
00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:11,306
but you're really pushing my buttons.

444
00:15:11,308 --> 00:15:12,776
Jake has a dad.

445
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,810
Tina did a DNA test.

446
00:15:14,812 --> 00:15:16,747
It's you.

447
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,949
I have a son?

448
00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:22,685
- [laughing]
- I have a son.

449
00:15:22,687 --> 00:15:23,954
I have a son!

450
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,488
If you guys would just give the dudes

451
00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:26,890
a chance, you'd like 'em.

452
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,726
They're actually really,
really cool dudes.

453
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,828
They're actually really, really not.

454
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,896
- [all speaking at once]
- It's the tape.

455
00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:35,998
- They've got the tape.
- Act like we didn't do it.

456
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,400
Yeah, right. Yeah.

457
00:15:37,402 --> 00:15:38,835
False alarm, everyone.

458
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:40,704
- It was just a porno tape.
- Oh.

459
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,539
It's "The Nutting Professor."

460
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:46,209
It's Dan Yella. He busts mad loads.

461
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:47,678
A porno tape?

462
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,146
I wonder who would
be dumb enough to send

463
00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:51,680
- this to the office.
- Well, we all...

464
00:15:51,682 --> 00:15:54,117
Well, whoever it is, they
better fess up right now

465
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,252
or everyone is working this weekend.

466
00:15:56,254 --> 00:15:58,955
Who's tape is this?

467
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,656
It's mine, sorry.

468
00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:04,526
I think my package got delivered
to your office by mistake.

469
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:07,329
Then, who called in the bomb threat?

470
00:16:07,331 --> 00:16:08,533
Bomb threat?

471
00:16:11,202 --> 00:16:12,468
- Hey! Hey!
- He just took the tape.

472
00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:13,770
- [all speaking at once]
- Okay.

473
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:14,771
Everyone back inside.

474
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:15,671
Let's go now.

475
00:16:15,673 --> 00:16:17,239
Let's go. Everybody.

476
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:18,909
Dude, this is the perfect chance
to unleash Beat-Ass.

477
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,710
No, no. You're not unleashing Beat-Ass,

478
00:16:20,712 --> 00:16:22,378
okay, 'cause they've
ruined everything so far.

479
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:23,713
- We're out. Ready?
- Yup. I'm with you.

480
00:16:23,715 --> 00:16:25,015
- I'm with Ders. Let's roll.
- Okay.

481
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,282
- Let's go.
- This way.

482
00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:27,617
<i>[rock music]</i>

483
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,118
- Come on!
- I'm coming!

484
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,954
♪

485
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:34,524
Oh, no. He's getting into a minivan.

486
00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,626
The license plate said "MR.NULEAF."

487
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:37,827
- To the 'Vo.
- All right.

488
00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:38,931
Both: To the 'Vo!

489
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:43,434
We can head him off if we just
go down this alley right here.

490
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,069
What? What alley? There's no alley.

491
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,368
We're in the Hills, dude.
What are you talking about?

492
00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:47,436
- Really?
- Yeah.

493
00:16:47,438 --> 00:16:49,540
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

494
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,141
These bumps are gonna make me bust!

495
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,675
- No.
- Yeah.

496
00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:54,143
Here, I'll turn on some
music to distract you.

497
00:16:54,145 --> 00:16:55,511
Okay.

498
00:16:55,513 --> 00:16:56,780
<i>♪ That's what's going on ♪</i>

499
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,515
Oh, damn.

500
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,815
- <i>♪ Nothing's fine, I'm torn ♪</i>
- No!

501
00:16:59,817 --> 00:17:01,950
<i>♪ I'm all out of faith ♪</i>

502
00:17:01,952 --> 00:17:04,219
<i>♪ This is how I feel ♪</i>

503
00:17:04,221 --> 00:17:06,256
<i>♪ I'm cold and I am shamed ♪</i>

504
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,359
<i>♪ Lying naked on the floor ♪</i>

505
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,697
<i>♪ Illusion never changed ♪</i>

506
00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:18,768
Oh, I ruined my best khakis.

507
00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:20,638
Damn it. He's going for the freeway.

508
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,441
Somebody call for a superhero squad?

509
00:17:26,443 --> 00:17:28,111
Dude, you're too late, all right?

510
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:30,212
You and the weirdos aren't
gonna beat that guy up the ramp.

511
00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:33,217
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

512
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,218
♪

513
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,187
That's where you're wrong.

514
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,489
Total Package, I'm gonna
need your blade legs.

515
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:42,124
Dr. Heals-Good, let me
borrow Chester for a second.

516
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:43,892
Thanks, bro.

517
00:17:43,894 --> 00:17:44,829
Awesome.

518
00:17:46,597 --> 00:17:48,832
Whoa. Buy me dinner first!

519
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,033
What?

520
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:57,977
♪

521
00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:05,982
[shouts]

522
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:10,019
♪

523
00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:12,188
[tires screech]

524
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,824
Oh, my God.

525
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:14,757
Was that a baby?

526
00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:16,526
That is a ventriloquist dummy

527
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,460
that I threw at your
vehicle to stop you.

528
00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:20,096
Why would you do that?

529
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,132
Because you took something
that belongs to my friends

530
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,967
and me.

531
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,736
Chester!

532
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:29,305
[sloshing]

533
00:18:29,307 --> 00:18:31,641
Sorry about that, man.
I hope it didn't cost too much.

534
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,776
All right. Hand it over, NULEAF.

535
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:36,145
That's right. We know it's you.

536
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:38,814
Come on. Why would you want it so bad?

537
00:18:38,816 --> 00:18:39,615
Wait a second.

538
00:18:39,617 --> 00:18:41,316
I know that voice.

539
00:18:41,318 --> 00:18:42,686
That's Dan Yella!

540
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,557
Take off your sunglasses and hat.

541
00:18:47,424 --> 00:18:49,625
- [laughter]
- Right?

542
00:18:49,627 --> 00:18:50,927
Pornographic memory. I just...

543
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:51,961
Yeah. Yeah, no.

544
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:53,496
It's totally him,

545
00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:55,731
but he's got, like, a bunch
of old man makeup on and a wig.

546
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:57,601
This isn't makeup or a wig.

547
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,768
I'm just older, and I grew my hair out.

548
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,470
I'm a normal guy now.

549
00:19:01,472 --> 00:19:03,873
I made one stupid film, and
now I've spent all these years

550
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:07,310
trying to get every last copy
of it back off the Internet.

551
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,813
Why would you want to
destroy something so beautiful?

552
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,480
Because he's about to be a father.

553
00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:13,083
He's already a father, okay?

554
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,052
- He's our porn daddy.
- He taught me how to bone.

555
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,219
Honestly, it would mean the world to us

556
00:19:17,221 --> 00:19:20,923
if we could watch you bone
one last time, Mr. Yella.

557
00:19:20,925 --> 00:19:22,359
Yeah.

558
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,561
Okay.

559
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,895
Maybe we could do a one-time only

560
00:19:26,897 --> 00:19:29,766
private sex show between my wife and I,

561
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:31,901
but then I get to keep the tape.

562
00:19:31,903 --> 00:19:34,737
What? Dan.

563
00:19:34,739 --> 00:19:37,207
Brenda, come on. Look at these losers.

564
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:38,576
It's all they have.

565
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:41,844
Yeah. We should do it.

566
00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:43,112
- Yes!
- Thank you!

567
00:19:43,114 --> 00:19:45,748
[all exclaiming]

568
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,417
Can't wait to see it.

569
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:48,785
- Yeah.
- Is it still bent?

570
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,088
Is it still, like, a little bent?

571
00:19:56,294 --> 00:20:00,529
[rustling]

572
00:20:00,531 --> 00:20:02,332
Have they started yet?

573
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,567
I wish I could see.

574
00:20:04,569 --> 00:20:06,303
[sighs]

575
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:07,737
I'm gonna go get my lube.

576
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,240
All right. Yeah. Cool.

577
00:20:11,108 --> 00:20:12,577
I'm okay.

578
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,345
Okay, yeah, no.

579
00:20:16,347 --> 00:20:18,448
- I am so not into this.
- Yeah.

580
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:23,021
I... pretty much empty down there
after the whole you-know-what.

581
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:26,389
Yeah. Let's get out of here.

582
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,990
- Thanks, though, seriously.
- Yeah. Thanks a lot.

583
00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:29,493
- You're a trooper.
- All right.

584
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,093
Suit yourselves, guys.

585
00:20:31,095 --> 00:20:33,696
Okay, Honey. Let's lose the tops.

586
00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:36,900
All right. Got my lube.

587
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,567
Okay.

588
00:20:38,569 --> 00:20:40,035
All right.

589
00:20:40,037 --> 00:20:42,506
Here we go.

590
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:44,173
Dan Yella. This is cool.

591
00:20:44,175 --> 00:20:47,376
This is fun. It's like a
dream come true, honestly.

592
00:20:47,378 --> 00:20:49,078
All right. Mmm.

593
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,580
Potent smell.

594
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,148
Smells like sandwiches.

595
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:53,285
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