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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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Hey, would you break up
with me if I told you
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that I have never been happier
in my entire life?
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You wished my boyfriend away.
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Boyfriend?
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Other people aren't supposed
to get between us.
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This is the most pathetic
loser dream ever.
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This is all in your head.
I'm in your head.
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Marina didn't betray my mom;
she cleaned up her mess.
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Wait, you know
who has a ton of new stuff?
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Marina.
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Run.
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Help! Help!
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There are good people out there, Julia,
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people trying to learn about the world
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and make it a better place.
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I need a key to unlock
the door to Fillory.
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Let's see this button.
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The hell am I?
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Hi.
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I come in peace.
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Do you talk?
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Haven't seen you around here before.
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First-timer.
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From?
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Not here.
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You?
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Eh, nice try, psychic.
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Gonna need to get to know
a girl a little better
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before she lets you go
running around up there.
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- Yeah, I wasn't.
- You were, but it's okay.
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Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.
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- I'm Eve.
- Penny.
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- Do you live here?
- Mm-hmm.
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Born and raised.
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I'm actually kind of
the welcome committee.
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I keep track of the fountains.
I felt you come through.
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Please tell me that I can help
you get where you need to go.
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Okay, where are we exactly?
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- The Neitherlands.
- And that is...
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The Neitherlands are sort of the place
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between all other places.
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It's how you get from A to B.
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Which fountain did you come out of?
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- Over there. Earth.
- Ooh.
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You know, we don't get
too many of you guys,
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but when you come, you always
have the most interesting magic.
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So?
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Tell me, what brought you here?
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Hmm?
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I've pretty much seen it all...
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enchanted capes, rings.
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This one guy, he rode a sled
pulled by flying...
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what do you call them?
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Not zebra.
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Reindeer.
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- Santa Claus?
- Yeah.
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You know him?
He's a really nice guy, right?
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Yeah. No.
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What? I...
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No, I didn't have anything like that.
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Just a button.
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That's new.
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Can I see it?
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God damn it.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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I need your help to fix the hyperdrive
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and get a message to my friends.
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I can help you
if you help me find my dragons.
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Let's do it.
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Let's find your dragons,
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and I... oh, hey, look.
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I respect the shit out of you both,
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and you are leaders,
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and you're people, and I'm a feminist...
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If you would just
shut up for two seconds,
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this sex dream would pass
the Bechdel test, Quentin.
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God.
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Nice dream, loser.
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Why do you ruin everything in my life?
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- Alice.
- Huh?
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- I just talked to Penny.
- Wait, what?
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Where is he? What happened?
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It's not what it looks like.
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I mean, it looks like
a Grade A nerd-boy wet dream,
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and I want... God, I want
to make fun of you,
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but the more I consider it,
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you might be some kind of savant.
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Look. Where have you been?
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So wait. I was making out with who?
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Uh, nobody.
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You said I was there
making out with someone.
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No. Yes.
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Not... I mean, not that it's important.
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It was sort of Julia.
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Julia.
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Your lifelong crush.
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Dreams are weird. People are...
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naked, and animals
are smoking cigarettes.
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I...look. Here's what's important.
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You've been gone for six weeks.
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No, I've been gone six hours.
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Shit.
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- Where are you, anyway?
- The Neitherlands.
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I thought it might be some Fillory shit.
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Uh, I mean, it sounds familiar, but...
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It's, like, fountains
and plazas up the ass,
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and then the fountains,
they all go to different worlds.
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I'll check the books when I wake up.
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Man, the one time I need you
to know this Comic-Con shit.
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Why don't you just jump back
into the Earth fountain?
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'Cause I'm lost.
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There's three moons here, Quentin.
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My internal compass is
having a grand mal seizure.
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Okay, so why don't you
just travel back here?
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If you can "Inception" me from there...
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I can't aim.
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If I try to travel back,
I could end up dead.
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Look. I need your help.
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What do we know
about these Neitherlands?
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I don't remember them
from the "Fillory" books.
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There's not much.
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In "The Wandering Dune," Jane and Rupert
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meet this talking dromedary
named Cameltoes.
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No. Seriously?
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- Amazing.
- It was 1943.
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It wasn't a dirty thing
to say back then.
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Anyway, he talks about
a world between worlds,
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and then he vanishes, and that's it.
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I might know somebody
who can help us, who's traveled.
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Well, you've never
mentioned that before.
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Well, we've never been
this desperate before.
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Okay, so we're all in agreement.
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We should ask the lizard man.
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What?
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The lizard man over there.
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Eliot. Honey, what are you on?
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Some pinks, a green,
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and a tab of something called
"chocolate sunshine."
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I really like the name.
Do you like the name?
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Uh.
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Maybe I shouldn't have had that green.
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Maybe you should get
checked out at the infirmary.
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That's nonsense.
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Me strong like bull.
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Let's go on a quest.
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You two go talk to Alice's whatever.
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Eliot, honey, maybe you and I
should go upstairs and rest.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Are my eyes open or closed right now?
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How about now?
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Shit.
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Shit.
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Uh, coming!
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Don't worry. It's only me.
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I was just checking the Free Trader app
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to see if you'd imploded.
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I kept that offline.
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Uh, so... what do I call you?
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Like, Richard or Failstaff or...
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Richard, though some of the others
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might prefer their log-in names.
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Hey, when was the last time
you unplugged?
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- It's been a while.
- Oh.
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But, I mean, when was the last time
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I had actual friends to discuss
"Godel, Escher, Bach" with?
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But listen. The portals
are gonna take me a couple hours
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to calculate if you want to,
you know, straighten up.
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Thank God.
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Listen, do you mind
if we commandeer the guest room
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for the project?
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Um, what project?
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Aha.
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Ah, you and Asmodeus will learn
more once you've leveled up.
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The next 12 spells.
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No mistakes.
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Wow.
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"The," um...
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"The Spellbinder"?
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I mean, it was right there.
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Mm.
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Yeah, because it's
a binder filled with spells.
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Hi.
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You must be Vicious Circe.
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I'm Silver.
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- Hi.
- Bender.
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Thanks for having me.
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I'm extremely happy finally
to meet you face-to-face.
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I've taken the liberty of
writing a cooperative variation
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on the spell I sent you last week.
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Menolly. Finally, in person.
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How you feeling?
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So good.
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I am danked as shit right now, girl.
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The perks of chemo just keep rolling in.
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Hi.
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Asmodeus is the last one.
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She's actually just coming from uptown,
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but rush hour, you know.
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- Hi.
- Asmodeus.
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Welcome.
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You two know each other.
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Obviously I didn't realize
that you two had history,
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and I don't want to dismiss it,
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but we are running out of time here,
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and we need both of you.
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Okay?
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Of course.
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I've never been to Chicago before.
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This isn't Chicago; it's the 'burbs.
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We should make this fast.
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Maybe you can wait outside
while I run in.
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Come on, Vix, when are you gonna tell me
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who we're here to see?
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What's the big secret?
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Just let me do the talking.
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Jesus, it's like the TARDIS in here.
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What kind of magic
are these people using?
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Thibadeau's Planar Compression.
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It's really not a big deal.
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Alice, who's house is this, exactly?
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Alice.
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Hi, Dad.
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Come, come, come, come.
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So glad you guys could make it
for the Veneralia,
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the Roman festival of Venus.
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Did Alice tell you
I study historical magic?
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We celebrate all the Roman
holidays around here.
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Jesus Christ,
how come you didn't tell me
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we were coming to see your parents?
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Because I knew you'd make
a big deal out of it
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and act like this.
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Well... I... so they're travelers?
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Amongst other things?
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No, my mom just knows a traveler.
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Look, it's complicated. Just... shh.
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Let me handle it.
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Really hope you can
come back for the Saturnalia.
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Much less tame than this whole thing.
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- Right. This is a little tame.
- Hmm.
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Dad, I need to talk to Mom, like, now.
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It's important.
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Well, after a frolic,
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she'll usually head for the tepidarium.
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Can you please just call it the bath?
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Nonsense. This is my domus.
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I shall call it what I please.
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Ugh.
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Okay, look.
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Distract my dad.
I'll be 30 minutes, tops.
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Please?
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So, dating my daughter, eh?
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Let's have a little fatherly chat.
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I can't believe I gave up tickets
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to "Hamilton" for this.
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Um, sorry you have to do your job.
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Ugh, story of my life.
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Anyway, there's nothing wrong with him.
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Really? Nothing at all?
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Well, he has a massive drug problem,
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but at least he's medicating, hmm?
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Ah.
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- Thank you.
- Hmm.
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00:14:00,636 --> 00:14:01,885
You, on the other hand,
267
00:14:01,937 --> 00:14:04,604
appear to require medical intervention.
268
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,722
What?
269
00:14:13,115 --> 00:14:14,115
That was me?
270
00:14:14,149 --> 00:14:15,899
Yep.
271
00:14:15,951 --> 00:14:18,735
Something's draining
her chi, her life force...
272
00:14:18,737 --> 00:14:20,120
or someone.
273
00:14:20,155 --> 00:14:22,956
So, okay, I know that
this is embarrassing,
274
00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:24,574
but trust me, dying is worse.
275
00:14:24,576 --> 00:14:26,710
Have you engaged
in any unprotected rituals
276
00:14:26,745 --> 00:14:28,962
of any kind?
277
00:14:28,997 --> 00:14:30,213
Be honest.
278
00:14:32,084 --> 00:14:33,383
God.
279
00:14:33,418 --> 00:14:35,585
That son of a bitch.
280
00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:40,423
They're chanting something.
281
00:14:40,425 --> 00:14:42,092
Uh, look. We should get started.
282
00:14:42,144 --> 00:14:44,261
We have a lot of spells to get through.
283
00:14:47,266 --> 00:14:50,934
You know, first,
I just want to be clear.
284
00:14:50,936 --> 00:14:53,403
Richard might be about forgiveness,
285
00:14:53,438 --> 00:14:55,105
but I'm sure as shit not.
286
00:14:55,107 --> 00:14:56,439
Look, I'm sorry you and your mom
287
00:14:56,441 --> 00:14:58,241
had a shitty relationship,
288
00:14:58,277 --> 00:15:01,161
but not a day goes by
where I don't feel terrible
289
00:15:01,196 --> 00:15:02,779
about what happened to her.
290
00:15:02,831 --> 00:15:04,614
I did not cause her death, okay?
291
00:15:04,616 --> 00:15:06,833
I only wish that I could've stopped it.
292
00:15:06,869 --> 00:15:08,952
I'm just trying to make up for my past,
293
00:15:08,954 --> 00:15:10,287
just like you.
294
00:15:13,508 --> 00:15:14,791
Did she suffer?
295
00:15:20,682 --> 00:15:22,632
She said she loved you.
296
00:15:22,684 --> 00:15:24,885
Yeah, I know she did.
297
00:15:30,058 --> 00:15:32,309
So are we gonna do this, or what?
298
00:15:42,988 --> 00:15:44,821
Whoa.
299
00:15:44,873 --> 00:15:46,456
William.
300
00:15:46,491 --> 00:15:47,991
You're late.
301
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:50,293
I'm what? Who are you?
302
00:15:50,329 --> 00:15:52,662
You always ask the same questions.
303
00:15:52,664 --> 00:15:54,381
I don't know what you're talking about.
304
00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:55,799
You never do.
305
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,500
I'm a member of The Order,
306
00:15:57,552 --> 00:15:59,803
the keepers of the libraries
of the Neitherlands,
307
00:15:59,838 --> 00:16:02,339
the greatest repository
of knowledge, full stop.
308
00:16:04,176 --> 00:16:06,016
Any idea who the motherfuckers
in the hoods are
309
00:16:06,061 --> 00:16:07,811
that are trying to kill me?
310
00:16:07,846 --> 00:16:10,680
The locals used to work for us
in a custodial function,
311
00:16:10,682 --> 00:16:13,984
but labor relations
have become somewhat...
312
00:16:14,019 --> 00:16:15,685
strained of late.
313
00:16:15,687 --> 00:16:17,570
We had to ban them from the libraries.
314
00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:19,656
They've been thoroughly cursed,
so they can't use the fountains,
315
00:16:19,691 --> 00:16:22,325
but that hasn't stopped them
from finding other employment,
316
00:16:22,361 --> 00:16:25,912
some with a particularly nasty entity.
317
00:16:25,948 --> 00:16:27,530
The Beast?
318
00:16:27,582 --> 00:16:29,249
Well, he has many names.
319
00:16:29,284 --> 00:16:31,334
Look, this is all great,
320
00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:34,537
but I'm just trying to get back
to the Earth fountain.
321
00:16:34,539 --> 00:16:35,755
Can you show me where it is?
322
00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:37,374
I suppose I could order you a map,
323
00:16:37,426 --> 00:16:39,066
but it'd have to come
from another branch.
324
00:16:39,094 --> 00:16:40,543
Great, let's do that.
325
00:16:40,595 --> 00:16:42,045
Interlibrary loans typically take
326
00:16:42,047 --> 00:16:43,713
two to four weeks to process.
327
00:16:43,715 --> 00:16:45,882
Are you kidding?
That's two years on my world.
328
00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:48,435
Then I'm afraid we are limited
329
00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:51,054
to the resources of this branch.
330
00:16:53,108 --> 00:16:54,391
Follow me.
331
00:17:00,565 --> 00:17:01,731
Alice?
332
00:17:04,987 --> 00:17:07,287
Hi, Mom.
333
00:17:07,322 --> 00:17:10,040
Alice.
334
00:17:10,075 --> 00:17:12,242
Fine.
335
00:17:12,244 --> 00:17:13,743
Stephanie.
336
00:17:13,745 --> 00:17:15,912
You know how I feel about "Mom."
337
00:17:16,214 --> 00:17:19,098
I just... I have an important
question to ask you.
338
00:17:19,134 --> 00:17:21,100
Sure.
339
00:17:21,136 --> 00:17:23,436
Push past everything
you left on the table
340
00:17:23,471 --> 00:17:25,888
the last time we spoke.
341
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:27,890
I'm sure you've forgotten all about it.
342
00:17:27,892 --> 00:17:29,392
Oh, my God.
343
00:17:29,444 --> 00:17:31,204
You're really not gonna
let that go, are you?
344
00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:34,280
Because we haven't
finished discussing it.
345
00:17:34,316 --> 00:17:35,948
It was six months ago.
346
00:17:38,903 --> 00:17:41,621
Look, I just...
347
00:17:41,656 --> 00:17:44,574
Mom... Stephanie,
348
00:17:44,576 --> 00:17:46,216
I don't see the point
in talking about it.
349
00:17:46,244 --> 00:17:48,044
We don't agree on it,
and we're never going to.
350
00:17:48,079 --> 00:17:50,413
Well, because you act like
there's something wrong with me.
351
00:17:50,465 --> 00:17:52,215
No, I just think it's weird that you...
352
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:55,385
you're not at all curious
about what happened to Charlie.
353
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:56,919
It's not gonna bring him back,
354
00:17:56,971 --> 00:17:59,422
so I don't want to know...
355
00:18:02,344 --> 00:18:03,976
Which is a perfectly reasonable position
356
00:18:04,012 --> 00:18:06,229
in spite of how you judge me.
357
00:18:06,264 --> 00:18:08,898
Fine. Okay, fine.
358
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:11,267
Okay, I don't need
that patronizing tone.
359
00:18:11,269 --> 00:18:12,652
Then what do you want from me?
360
00:18:12,687 --> 00:18:16,489
How about... hmm...
361
00:18:16,524 --> 00:18:19,826
you admit that your mother
is a human being,
362
00:18:19,861 --> 00:18:21,778
because you act like you're the only one
363
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:24,997
who has a right to feel.
364
00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:27,116
No, I don't.
365
00:18:27,118 --> 00:18:29,001
I just...
366
00:18:29,037 --> 00:18:31,954
Okay.
367
00:18:31,956 --> 00:18:34,006
I think we're done talking.
368
00:18:34,042 --> 00:18:37,627
This conversation
has worn me out entirely.
369
00:18:38,963 --> 00:18:40,296
Excuse me.
370
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,486
Evert second I spend in
this place, it's just...
371
00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:03,819
I just feel like I'm being
pulled back into this version
372
00:19:03,854 --> 00:19:05,674
of me when I was, like, 12 and furious
373
00:19:05,699 --> 00:19:08,117
and invisible and mute.
374
00:19:08,678 --> 00:19:10,811
Ugh, she just fucking does that to me.
375
00:19:10,846 --> 00:19:13,514
Well, I'm sure being cooped up
in your old room helps.
376
00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:16,483
It's like going back in time to 2004.
377
00:19:16,508 --> 00:19:18,185
The "Garden State" soundtrack.
378
00:19:18,237 --> 00:19:19,937
Hey, that was cool when it came out.
379
00:19:22,692 --> 00:19:25,025
"The Joy of Sex"?
380
00:19:25,027 --> 00:19:26,694
Is that, uh, Stephanie?
381
00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:28,912
My dad.
382
00:19:28,948 --> 00:19:30,204
He meant well.
383
00:19:30,229 --> 00:19:32,499
But my mom made him give me
the version from the '70s
384
00:19:32,535 --> 00:19:33,867
because she thinks that kids should know
385
00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:35,202
what pubic hair looks like.
386
00:19:35,204 --> 00:19:37,004
Jesus Christ.
387
00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:40,874
I can't imagine what you must
be thinking of me right now.
388
00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:42,342
It's cool.
389
00:19:42,378 --> 00:19:46,597
I'm, like, really into damaged chicks.
390
00:19:46,632 --> 00:19:49,683
Like Julia?
391
00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:51,518
Alice, I don't know what
you think Julia and I were,
392
00:19:51,554 --> 00:19:55,389
but the truth is
that we weren't anything.
393
00:19:55,441 --> 00:19:57,558
We were two kids who tested well,
394
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,393
got placed together, and I got a crush
395
00:19:59,445 --> 00:20:00,778
because that's how hormones work,
396
00:20:00,813 --> 00:20:02,446
and she didn't, and I got over it,
397
00:20:02,481 --> 00:20:04,865
and the end.
398
00:20:09,071 --> 00:20:11,455
I'm kind of new to this whole thing,
399
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,240
if you hadn't guessed.
400
00:20:13,242 --> 00:20:16,960
All my past relationships were,
like, you know, at a party.
401
00:20:16,996 --> 00:20:20,964
"Can we just do this
standing up?" kind of thing.
402
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,800
Well, the fact that you could want
403
00:20:22,835 --> 00:20:24,418
to have sex with anyone
404
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:27,421
after living in this house
is pretty impressive.
405
00:20:30,309 --> 00:20:31,675
Thanks.
406
00:20:36,182 --> 00:20:38,065
So what's the deal with this traveler?
407
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,267
Why can't we just ask?
408
00:20:40,319 --> 00:20:41,602
I mean...
409
00:20:41,604 --> 00:20:43,403
Okay, so...
410
00:20:45,357 --> 00:20:48,575
My mom knows this traveler
from another world, Joe.
411
00:20:48,611 --> 00:20:50,110
- Joe?
- Yeah.
412
00:20:50,112 --> 00:20:51,995
Apparently his actual name
is impossible to pronounce.
413
00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:54,281
Anyway, it's kind of a touchy subject,
414
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,667
and I think that it's best
that when I talk to my mom,
415
00:20:56,702 --> 00:20:57,951
my dad's not around.
416
00:20:57,953 --> 00:20:59,920
Why? Is she sleeping with Joe?
417
00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:04,007
And your dad doesn't know?
418
00:21:04,043 --> 00:21:08,629
Alice, they were having
a sex party when we showed up.
419
00:21:08,631 --> 00:21:10,430
Look, I know it sounds ridiculous,
420
00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:13,934
but my parents are weird and possessive,
421
00:21:13,969 --> 00:21:16,270
and they just have
to do everything together.
422
00:21:17,473 --> 00:21:20,107
Look, when I was ten,
423
00:21:20,142 --> 00:21:21,859
my dad caught my mom having an affair,
424
00:21:21,894 --> 00:21:24,778
and he threatened to commit suicide.
425
00:21:26,816 --> 00:21:28,482
Oh, my God.
426
00:21:28,534 --> 00:21:30,651
He said he had to go extreme
just to get her attention,
427
00:21:30,653 --> 00:21:32,986
which... he was psychotic,
428
00:21:33,038 --> 00:21:35,322
but he wasn't wrong.
429
00:21:37,576 --> 00:21:40,878
I think he would have done it
if she hadn't come around.
430
00:21:43,165 --> 00:21:44,331
Well...
431
00:21:47,753 --> 00:21:50,003
Now I kind of feel like
a dick for making fun
432
00:21:50,055 --> 00:21:51,889
of your "Garden State" soundtrack.
433
00:21:54,393 --> 00:21:56,176
Total dick.
434
00:21:56,228 --> 00:21:58,011
Now you have to help me.
435
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,360
I think that was one of your memories.
436
00:22:13,412 --> 00:22:15,529
Yeah.
437
00:22:15,531 --> 00:22:17,831
- Antarctica.
- Jesus.
438
00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:19,917
What brought you there?
439
00:22:19,952 --> 00:22:22,502
Brakebills.
440
00:22:22,538 --> 00:22:24,204
So what happened?
441
00:22:24,206 --> 00:22:25,839
I mean, why'd you leave?
442
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:28,208
They found out my deal,
443
00:22:28,260 --> 00:22:31,678
and it was either stay
and get brain-wiped
444
00:22:31,714 --> 00:22:33,847
or jet.
445
00:22:33,883 --> 00:22:35,515
I was heading to New York.
446
00:22:35,551 --> 00:22:38,719
I was coming to kill Marina.
447
00:22:38,771 --> 00:22:41,388
Well, then what happened?
448
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:44,024
I met Richard,
449
00:22:44,059 --> 00:22:47,945
and he convinced me Marina could wait
450
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:51,865
and invited me to join
the Free Trader Beowulf,
451
00:22:51,901 --> 00:22:55,430
which sounded... I don't know...
452
00:22:55,455 --> 00:22:58,789
maybe better than death or jail, so...
453
00:23:02,912 --> 00:23:04,878
Uh, everything okay in there?
454
00:23:04,914 --> 00:23:06,546
Yeah, great. All good.
455
00:23:06,582 --> 00:23:08,548
I know a hundred ways to break in.
456
00:23:08,584 --> 00:23:09,917
We have four spells left.
457
00:23:09,919 --> 00:23:11,301
Let's just finish, okay?
458
00:23:11,337 --> 00:23:13,921
Then they have to let us in
on their project.
459
00:23:16,976 --> 00:23:19,092
Just a little further.
460
00:23:22,097 --> 00:23:24,815
Wait a minute. I... I know these people.
461
00:23:24,850 --> 00:23:26,483
Well, every book is here...
462
00:23:26,518 --> 00:23:28,902
all the books ever written,
all the books never written,
463
00:23:28,938 --> 00:23:31,772
all the books of all the people
who ever lived.
464
00:23:31,824 --> 00:23:33,440
This is my book.
465
00:23:33,442 --> 00:23:35,242
Yo.
466
00:23:35,277 --> 00:23:37,778
Why are there all these flowers
and shit on the cover?
467
00:23:39,865 --> 00:23:41,748
People who read
their books often discover
468
00:23:41,784 --> 00:23:44,284
they don't like the main character
469
00:23:44,336 --> 00:23:46,920
and are rarely happy with how it ends.
470
00:23:53,629 --> 00:23:57,097
Ah. Here it is.
471
00:23:57,132 --> 00:23:59,466
Wait, Martin? That's...
472
00:23:59,518 --> 00:24:01,134
That's one of the Fillory kids.
473
00:24:01,136 --> 00:24:03,103
Okay, is there anything
in there about The Beast?
474
00:24:03,138 --> 00:24:05,105
I'm sorry. I can't lend you this.
475
00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:07,107
Not without a library card.
476
00:24:08,394 --> 00:24:09,526
Course you can't.
477
00:24:12,531 --> 00:24:14,781
You know, shit like this is
why people hate librarians.
478
00:24:16,485 --> 00:24:18,452
What are you doing?
479
00:24:18,487 --> 00:24:21,154
Here's what would happen
if we did what you're thinking:
480
00:24:21,206 --> 00:24:23,623
you'd try to steal this book by force,
481
00:24:23,659 --> 00:24:25,459
we'd fight, you'd lose,
482
00:24:25,494 --> 00:24:26,994
but you'd rip out several pages
483
00:24:26,996 --> 00:24:31,498
before I banished you from the library.
484
00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:33,834
This way, no books get hurt.
485
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,401
Ff...
486
00:24:51,437 --> 00:24:53,153
I hate this place.
487
00:24:57,566 --> 00:24:59,059
We always have so much left over.
488
00:24:59,084 --> 00:25:01,041
Oh, here. You have to try this.
489
00:25:01,076 --> 00:25:02,076
Mmm.
490
00:25:03,412 --> 00:25:06,046
- Filleted goat penis.
- Mmm.
491
00:25:06,081 --> 00:25:08,248
Promotes virility. Hmm?
492
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,250
That's very thoughtful of you, Dad.
493
00:25:10,252 --> 00:25:11,252
Oh.
494
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:19,009
So, Daniel, you were saying
that your discipline
495
00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:20,579
is in historical magic.
496
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:21,595
Indeed. Ah.
497
00:25:21,597 --> 00:25:23,930
The Romans still fascinate me.
498
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,932
In fact, I'm about
to publish my third volume
499
00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:28,652
on illusion work
of the Collis Aventinus.
500
00:25:28,687 --> 00:25:30,270
Oh, could I see it?
501
00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:31,938
Well, it's still in galleys,
502
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,273
but I suppose I could show you...
503
00:25:33,275 --> 00:25:34,774
Oh, great. Uh, that sounds great.
504
00:25:34,827 --> 00:25:36,326
Could we... which... let's go now.
505
00:25:36,361 --> 00:25:38,001
But you haven't even touched your penis.
506
00:25:38,030 --> 00:25:39,613
You know what?
I had a ton of it yesterday.
507
00:25:39,615 --> 00:25:40,780
You said that it was this way.
508
00:25:40,782 --> 00:25:42,782
Yeah, yeah. Uh, well...
509
00:25:46,121 --> 00:25:48,121
Stephanie...
510
00:25:48,123 --> 00:25:50,123
I was wrong, and you were right,
511
00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:53,627
and I promise to be a better
daughter in the future.
512
00:25:53,629 --> 00:25:56,263
Right about what?
513
00:25:56,298 --> 00:25:59,416
I couldn't possibly know how you feel
514
00:25:59,418 --> 00:26:01,751
other than that you feel deeply,
515
00:26:01,753 --> 00:26:04,171
and you are your own person,
516
00:26:04,223 --> 00:26:05,889
and you're the only one
517
00:26:05,924 --> 00:26:07,757
who knows how to deal with your stuff,
518
00:26:07,759 --> 00:26:09,309
and it was wrong of me to presume.
519
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,480
Was that really so tough, sweetie?
520
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:19,152
Look, I know this is a tricky subject,
521
00:26:19,154 --> 00:26:20,620
but my friend's life is in danger,
522
00:26:20,656 --> 00:26:22,822
and I need to talk to you about Joe.
523
00:26:22,824 --> 00:26:24,324
Joe. Oh!
524
00:26:24,326 --> 00:26:26,255
I love Joe!
525
00:26:27,496 --> 00:26:29,829
Would you hand me
that minced parrot, please?
526
00:26:29,831 --> 00:26:31,331
Wait. I don't understand.
527
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:32,983
I thought you wouldn't want Dad to hear.
528
00:26:33,835 --> 00:26:35,168
Why on earth not?
529
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,504
Because it could destroy your marriage.
530
00:26:37,506 --> 00:26:40,674
What? Your father loves Joe.
531
00:26:40,676 --> 00:26:41,975
I don't understand.
532
00:26:42,010 --> 00:26:43,383
I thought you were hiding him from him.
533
00:26:43,408 --> 00:26:44,511
Nope.
534
00:26:44,513 --> 00:26:47,814
Alice, you make me
sound so melodramatic.
535
00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:50,650
Fine, yes, sure.
536
00:26:50,686 --> 00:26:52,819
At first, yeah,
537
00:26:52,854 --> 00:26:54,688
your father was a touch sensitive,
538
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:56,856
but then he figured out
539
00:26:56,999 --> 00:26:58,833
that Joe could work for both of us,
540
00:26:58,858 --> 00:27:00,754
so now he's our third,
541
00:27:00,779 --> 00:27:06,199
you know, in a sort of
polyamorous-triad sense.
542
00:27:06,201 --> 00:27:09,151
- So you and Joe and...
- Yeah.
543
00:27:09,176 --> 00:27:10,921
Joe's anatomy is adaptable.
544
00:27:10,956 --> 00:27:12,539
He's like a Swiss Army knife.
545
00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:14,674
He's good for every occasion.
546
00:27:14,710 --> 00:27:18,345
So whatever do you want with Joe?
547
00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:21,715
- I need his help.
- Oh, sweetie.
548
00:27:21,717 --> 00:27:23,934
I'm sure Quentin will understand.
549
00:27:34,947 --> 00:27:38,732
You see two of you too, right?
550
00:27:38,734 --> 00:27:40,567
Okay, good.
551
00:27:40,619 --> 00:27:42,299
This stuff is finally
starting to wear off.
552
00:27:44,573 --> 00:27:46,406
Margo.
553
00:27:46,408 --> 00:27:47,574
Uh, I can explain.
554
00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:51,244
Explain this, you dick!
555
00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:54,798
Hi.
556
00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:56,549
I'm Eliot.
557
00:27:58,253 --> 00:28:00,420
So what's up? How can I help?
558
00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:02,255
Please know I'm
a certified therapist at home
559
00:28:02,257 --> 00:28:03,757
as well as here.
560
00:28:03,759 --> 00:28:04,975
You can trust me completely.
561
00:28:05,273 --> 00:28:06,856
No, no, no.
562
00:28:06,881 --> 00:28:09,262
Like I said, our friend
is trapped in the Neitherlands.
563
00:28:09,264 --> 00:28:11,765
- Uh, acquaintance.
- That place is the worst.
564
00:28:11,817 --> 00:28:13,650
So confusing.
565
00:28:13,685 --> 00:28:16,323
Not to mention those fountains.
Completely unpredictable.
566
00:28:16,348 --> 00:28:19,155
Wait, so you know your way
around the Neitherlands?
567
00:28:19,191 --> 00:28:21,274
Could you, like, draw us a map?
568
00:28:21,501 --> 00:28:22,988
Yeah, I guess.
569
00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:24,445
What I know...
570
00:28:24,446 --> 00:28:25,912
It's not gonna do your friend any good
571
00:28:25,947 --> 00:28:28,415
if he's very far
from the Earth fountain,
572
00:28:28,450 --> 00:28:30,667
although I might have something
that could help with that.
573
00:28:30,702 --> 00:28:32,619
Great. What?
574
00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:34,170
It's a beacon.
575
00:28:34,206 --> 00:28:35,789
You cast it here, and the fountain
576
00:28:35,841 --> 00:28:37,507
for this world lights up there.
577
00:28:37,542 --> 00:28:39,292
Okay, so how do we cast it?
578
00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:42,679
Well, there are some
specific requirements...
579
00:28:42,714 --> 00:28:45,265
sexually speaking.
580
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:49,636
Wait. It's sex magic?
581
00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:51,638
All magic where I'm from is sex magic.
582
00:28:53,191 --> 00:28:55,942
Thought you knew that.
583
00:28:55,977 --> 00:28:58,311
I could perform it with you
if you'd prefer.
584
00:28:58,363 --> 00:28:59,946
I'm a heck of a pinch hitter.
585
00:28:59,981 --> 00:29:02,148
Think we've got this.
586
00:29:02,150 --> 00:29:03,783
All right. Suit yourself.
587
00:29:03,819 --> 00:29:05,819
I sense a nice connection
between your genitals.
588
00:29:05,821 --> 00:29:07,203
You should be fine.
589
00:29:07,239 --> 00:29:09,489
You just need some blood,
590
00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:10,990
a globe,
591
00:29:10,992 --> 00:29:12,826
a few candles bound with twine.
592
00:29:12,878 --> 00:29:17,497
Oh, and you both have
to climax at the same time.
593
00:29:18,917 --> 00:29:20,467
That gonna be a problem?
594
00:29:20,502 --> 00:29:22,836
- No.
- Well...
595
00:29:22,888 --> 00:29:25,171
What?
596
00:29:25,173 --> 00:29:27,640
I'm sorry.
597
00:29:27,676 --> 00:29:30,143
We need the spell to work, right?
598
00:29:38,539 --> 00:29:39,975
I can't believe
I'm letting your boyfriend
599
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,137
talk to my boyfriend about how to...
600
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:43,763
ugh.
601
00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:46,098
I've never been prouder,
602
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,458
although I must say
603
00:29:48,483 --> 00:29:51,654
this one seems like
an awful lot of work.
604
00:29:51,689 --> 00:29:53,439
Who? Quentin?
605
00:29:53,491 --> 00:29:54,907
You're complicated.
606
00:29:54,943 --> 00:29:57,743
You need somebody
who gets that about you.
607
00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:01,414
Maybe several people.
608
00:30:01,912 --> 00:30:03,338
Don't take this the wrong way, Mom,
609
00:30:03,363 --> 00:30:05,088
but shut the fuck up, okay?
610
00:30:06,788 --> 00:30:09,338
We'll talk when you're less cranky.
611
00:30:19,467 --> 00:30:21,968
Cheers.
612
00:30:27,058 --> 00:30:28,441
Darling.
613
00:30:28,476 --> 00:30:29,942
Are you okay?
614
00:30:29,978 --> 00:30:31,193
No.
615
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:32,745
I'm not okay, you dick.
616
00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:35,464
- You stole my life force.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
617
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,300
Uh, there was a tiny hole
in the casting.
618
00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:40,685
I've corrected it. Won't happen again.
619
00:30:40,710 --> 00:30:42,460
Shouldn't have happened at all.
620
00:30:42,485 --> 00:30:44,290
I begged you to stay.
621
00:30:44,813 --> 00:30:46,975
Margo, I... I needed you.
622
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:47,968
You broke my heart.
623
00:30:47,993 --> 00:30:49,228
The only way I could repair it
624
00:30:49,253 --> 00:30:52,261
was to create my golem of you.
625
00:30:52,834 --> 00:30:55,651
A golem of Margo.
626
00:30:56,687 --> 00:30:58,270
A Margolem.
627
00:30:58,272 --> 00:31:01,073
You selfish prick.
628
00:31:01,309 --> 00:31:02,808
You put my life at risk
629
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:05,477
so you could have
a realistic-looking sex doll?
630
00:31:05,529 --> 00:31:07,479
No, no, no. I...
631
00:31:07,531 --> 00:31:08,981
I wanted a relationship.
632
00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,983
Margo...
633
00:31:10,985 --> 00:31:12,618
I love you.
634
00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,870
And sometimes the only thing
that we do is spoon and...
635
00:31:16,907 --> 00:31:18,540
You're gross.
636
00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:21,160
I'm taking the Margolem,
and I'm going to destroy it,
637
00:31:21,162 --> 00:31:23,829
and I hope no one ever spoons you again.
638
00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:30,887
What?
639
00:31:33,174 --> 00:31:34,390
What are you doing?
640
00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:36,558
Nothing.
641
00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:39,511
I brought you to support me
while I fight with my ex,
642
00:31:39,513 --> 00:31:41,063
not do lines with the golem.
643
00:31:41,098 --> 00:31:42,648
Oh, I'm sorry.
644
00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:44,683
I thought this is how
we support each other.
645
00:31:44,685 --> 00:31:47,019
Is there something
you want to say to me, Eliot?
646
00:31:48,356 --> 00:31:49,738
No.
647
00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:51,690
What is there to say?
648
00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:53,859
I like your golem.
649
00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:57,696
Life is a unicorn
shitting rainbows of candy.
650
00:32:00,584 --> 00:32:02,368
I'll, um...
651
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:05,754
I'll deal with the Margolem myself.
652
00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,539
Just go home, Eliot.
653
00:32:14,215 --> 00:32:16,181
You have the most beautiful hair.
654
00:32:19,220 --> 00:32:21,553
And your eyes are, like,
655
00:32:21,605 --> 00:32:23,522
the perfect shade of blue.
656
00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:26,608
And you're also smart.
657
00:32:26,644 --> 00:32:28,227
Okay, okay.
658
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:30,529
It kind of feels like you're
trying to do a thing here.
659
00:32:30,564 --> 00:32:32,531
I...
660
00:32:32,566 --> 00:32:36,452
I was told that women like it
when you compliment them.
661
00:32:37,788 --> 00:32:39,872
Yeah, but it has to feel real, you know?
662
00:32:42,326 --> 00:32:44,910
Since when is that an issue?
663
00:32:44,962 --> 00:32:46,245
What is that supposed to mean?
664
00:32:46,247 --> 00:32:47,463
Nothing.
665
00:32:50,084 --> 00:32:53,585
Apparently you can't, you know, with me.
666
00:32:53,637 --> 00:32:55,220
Not that you'd ever
said that to my face.
667
00:32:55,248 --> 00:32:56,747
Yeah, well, maybe you
should pay better attention
668
00:32:56,807 --> 00:32:57,775
when we're having sex.
669
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,072
I thought I was. I don't...
670
00:33:00,126 --> 00:33:01,665
think that I've ever paid
that much attention
671
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,063
to anything in my life,
672
00:33:03,088 --> 00:33:04,743
and little did I know that you
were so incredibly convincing.
673
00:33:04,768 --> 00:33:06,554
But isn't that what
you want, Quentin, huh?
674
00:33:06,579 --> 00:33:09,031
To feel like you're perfect
at it every time?
675
00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:10,889
No, not if I'm not. I want...
676
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,771
How am I supposed to get better
677
00:33:12,823 --> 00:33:15,240
if you won't tell me
if I'm doing it wrong?
678
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:22,331
So have you, like,
679
00:33:22,366 --> 00:33:24,166
ever come when we're together?
680
00:33:24,201 --> 00:33:26,168
Yes.
681
00:33:26,203 --> 00:33:28,921
Lots of times.
682
00:33:28,956 --> 00:33:30,789
I mean it.
683
00:33:30,841 --> 00:33:33,175
It's just sometimes...
684
00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:36,628
sometimes it's not that easy,
685
00:33:36,630 --> 00:33:38,180
you know, like when we were foxes.
686
00:33:38,215 --> 00:33:41,300
Well, I'm sorry I'm not a fox.
687
00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:49,308
Well, there goes the mood.
688
00:34:07,161 --> 00:34:08,877
Voilà.
689
00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:10,963
Reverse entropy.
690
00:34:10,998 --> 00:34:14,383
Spell number 12, done and done.
691
00:34:14,418 --> 00:34:16,502
Hard to believe something
so kludgy even works.
692
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:21,056
Perfect timing. Pizza.
693
00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:29,515
A large half veggie, half meat.
694
00:34:29,517 --> 00:34:31,400
Thank you.
695
00:34:39,443 --> 00:34:40,742
Kady.
696
00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:42,027
Do you see that?
697
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:53,705
Okay, what just happened?
698
00:34:56,126 --> 00:34:57,509
Déjà vu.
699
00:34:57,545 --> 00:34:58,927
Uh-huh.
700
00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:09,221
A large half veggie, half meat.
701
00:35:12,393 --> 00:35:13,775
Thank you.
702
00:35:16,814 --> 00:35:19,205
Okay, what the fuck is going on?
703
00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:20,993
Could it be the entropy spell?
704
00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:22,234
No.
705
00:35:22,236 --> 00:35:25,787
No, this is time magic...
much more power involved.
706
00:35:25,823 --> 00:35:28,240
Well, if we didn't cast it, who did?
707
00:35:30,578 --> 00:35:31,578
Yeah!
708
00:35:34,276 --> 00:35:35,276
Okay.
709
00:35:35,869 --> 00:35:37,753
Sit. Let's talk.
710
00:35:37,843 --> 00:35:39,309
You've leveled up.
711
00:35:39,344 --> 00:35:40,844
It's time.
712
00:35:40,896 --> 00:35:43,396
No pun intended.
713
00:35:44,516 --> 00:35:46,850
Not to state the obvious,
714
00:35:46,902 --> 00:35:48,625
but we are pushing the boundaries
715
00:35:48,650 --> 00:35:50,103
of what is magically possible.
716
00:35:50,128 --> 00:35:52,689
We are working our way up
to the energetic glass ceiling
717
00:35:52,741 --> 00:35:54,324
so we can shatter it.
718
00:35:54,359 --> 00:35:55,659
You say that like it's possible.
719
00:35:55,694 --> 00:35:57,314
It is.
720
00:35:57,404 --> 00:35:59,142
Well, not according to Brakebills.
721
00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:00,704
No, the glass ceiling is
722
00:36:00,729 --> 00:36:03,667
explode and turn into
a niffin or something.
723
00:36:03,702 --> 00:36:04,868
You can't just keep ramping.
724
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,703
Brakebills was right
725
00:36:06,755 --> 00:36:08,755
if you go by Brakebills' methods.
726
00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:10,962
We have a whole new methodology.
727
00:36:11,096 --> 00:36:12,412
Yeah, but why?
728
00:36:12,439 --> 00:36:13,738
I mean, what are you trying to do?
729
00:36:13,782 --> 00:36:15,127
And don't just say "good things."
730
00:36:15,152 --> 00:36:16,917
You're talking about
massive nuclear power.
731
00:36:16,952 --> 00:36:19,753
You're right. It's personal. Yeah.
732
00:36:19,788 --> 00:36:22,506
We are the best Magicians we know.
733
00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:25,375
Silver can literally fly to the moon.
734
00:36:25,427 --> 00:36:29,763
But Menolly is dying,
and we can't cure her.
735
00:36:29,798 --> 00:36:32,349
You know, Bender's trying
to stay off the ledge every day.
736
00:36:32,384 --> 00:36:35,185
His meds have stopped working.
737
00:36:35,220 --> 00:36:37,187
And you?
738
00:36:37,222 --> 00:36:39,856
Eight years ago, I was a drug addict,
739
00:36:39,892 --> 00:36:42,893
and I left my son
740
00:36:42,895 --> 00:36:45,729
in a hot car.
741
00:36:45,731 --> 00:36:49,066
And he was eight months old.
742
00:36:49,068 --> 00:36:52,402
My life was destroyed.
743
00:36:53,956 --> 00:36:55,572
Jesus.
744
00:36:55,574 --> 00:36:57,791
You're doing time magic
745
00:36:57,826 --> 00:36:59,376
to change what you did.
746
00:36:59,411 --> 00:37:01,912
Yeah, but only a fluke
natural-born time witch
747
00:37:01,914 --> 00:37:03,413
could do something like that.
748
00:37:03,415 --> 00:37:06,049
Now, I have done
all the research there is,
749
00:37:06,085 --> 00:37:10,253
and one day, I realized
I was looking at it wrong.
750
00:37:11,306 --> 00:37:13,090
We don't have the energy,
751
00:37:13,142 --> 00:37:15,225
but it's not that
we need to generate it,
752
00:37:15,260 --> 00:37:17,427
because somebody already has it.
753
00:37:17,429 --> 00:37:20,063
We just need them, and they can give us
754
00:37:20,099 --> 00:37:22,399
inexhaustible, unimaginable power.
755
00:37:23,852 --> 00:37:25,936
That's no one.
756
00:37:25,988 --> 00:37:27,938
That's the Source.
757
00:37:27,990 --> 00:37:30,273
That's the place it all comes from,
758
00:37:30,275 --> 00:37:31,658
how people used to get shit done
759
00:37:31,694 --> 00:37:33,827
when they needed a fucking miracle.
760
00:37:33,862 --> 00:37:35,946
- The divine.
- You're trying to...
761
00:37:38,117 --> 00:37:40,751
Summon a god.
762
00:37:47,342 --> 00:37:48,792
Your fave.
763
00:37:54,633 --> 00:37:55,932
I'm sorry.
764
00:37:59,221 --> 00:38:01,304
Can we really talk, baby?
765
00:38:05,477 --> 00:38:09,479
I think Professor Lipson
could have been wrong about me.
766
00:38:09,481 --> 00:38:13,316
I think something
might really be broken.
767
00:38:24,663 --> 00:38:26,413
What the fuck?
768
00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:30,333
Oh, Jesus.
769
00:38:30,335 --> 00:38:31,635
There she is.
770
00:38:31,670 --> 00:38:34,971
She has a bad habit of walking off,
771
00:38:35,007 --> 00:38:36,673
although when she does,
772
00:38:36,675 --> 00:38:39,843
it's nice to be reminded
I have a great ass.
773
00:38:39,895 --> 00:38:42,679
I thought you were going to destroy her.
774
00:38:42,681 --> 00:38:44,815
Oh, I was, but then I thought
775
00:38:44,850 --> 00:38:47,067
I'd keep her around a little longer.
776
00:38:47,102 --> 00:38:48,602
She might come in handy.
777
00:38:52,241 --> 00:38:54,658
What were you two talking about?
778
00:38:54,693 --> 00:38:56,026
Nothing.
779
00:38:59,414 --> 00:39:01,414
Got these for you, bitch.
780
00:39:01,450 --> 00:39:02,999
Aww.
781
00:39:03,035 --> 00:39:04,501
Thanks, bitch.
782
00:39:05,921 --> 00:39:07,120
We need a chaser.
783
00:39:12,044 --> 00:39:15,095
What did you do?
784
00:39:15,130 --> 00:39:17,047
Hmm?
785
00:39:35,651 --> 00:39:37,484
So I'm a dick.
786
00:39:39,154 --> 00:39:41,788
I'm insecure, and I suck,
787
00:39:41,824 --> 00:39:43,573
so if we could just
give this another go,
788
00:39:43,625 --> 00:39:46,537
I'll even... I don't know.
789
00:39:46,562 --> 00:39:49,212
I'll be more fox-like
if that's what you want.
790
00:39:49,248 --> 00:39:51,214
I don't want that.
791
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:55,920
I don't get it, Alice.
792
00:39:55,971 --> 00:39:57,888
I'm not amazing at magic,
793
00:39:57,923 --> 00:40:01,591
and apparently,
I'm pretty patchy at this.
794
00:40:04,263 --> 00:40:06,930
Why are you even with me?
795
00:40:06,982 --> 00:40:09,065
Because I like you.
796
00:40:09,101 --> 00:40:10,267
A lot.
797
00:40:10,319 --> 00:40:11,268
And I don't know why.
798
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,486
I just really, really do
799
00:40:13,522 --> 00:40:15,939
in the weirdest way.
800
00:40:15,991 --> 00:40:17,941
I don't think we're
supposed to like people
801
00:40:17,943 --> 00:40:19,463
for what they're good at.
802
00:40:19,488 --> 00:40:23,113
I think that's something
we make up to torture ourselves.
803
00:40:23,165 --> 00:40:26,249
What about what we're bad at?
804
00:40:26,285 --> 00:40:29,836
You... you're not bad at sex.
805
00:40:30,086 --> 00:40:33,137
Okay, I'm just bad
at asking for what I want.
806
00:40:33,162 --> 00:40:35,592
It's embarrassing.
807
00:40:35,627 --> 00:40:37,928
- It's me, Vix.
- I know.
808
00:40:37,963 --> 00:40:41,181
I know. I know.
809
00:40:41,216 --> 00:40:42,933
And I love you.
810
00:40:44,636 --> 00:40:46,303
And so as far as I'm concerned,
811
00:40:46,355 --> 00:40:49,139
you know, let's just do this.
812
00:40:49,191 --> 00:40:51,808
Oh.
813
00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:53,977
Okay. Me too.
814
00:40:53,979 --> 00:40:55,278
You.
815
00:40:57,866 --> 00:41:00,033
Maybe just kiss me?
816
00:41:32,267 --> 00:41:33,566
No.
817
00:41:33,602 --> 00:41:34,651
There.
818
00:41:47,866 --> 00:41:49,366
Bite me.
819
00:42:03,215 --> 00:42:06,850
Oh, Quentin, you girly
fanboy piece of shit.
820
00:42:06,885 --> 00:42:08,268
You did it.
821
00:42:29,074 --> 00:42:30,874
Whoa.
822
00:42:35,171 --> 00:42:36,982
Welcome back.
823
00:42:40,796 --> 00:42:45,796
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