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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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Hey, would you break up
with me if I told you
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that I have never been happier
in my entire life?
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You wished my boyfriend away.
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Boyfriend?
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Other people aren't supposed
to get between us.
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[dramatic electronic music]
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[grunts]
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This is the most pathetic
loser dream ever.
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This is all in your head.
I'm in your head.
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Marina didn't betray my mom;
she cleaned up her mess.
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Wait, you know
who has a ton of new stuff?
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Marina.
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Run.
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Help! Help!
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There are good people out there, Julia,
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people trying to learn about the world
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and make it a better place.
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I need a key to unlock
the door to Fillory.
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Let's see this button.
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[light instrumental music]
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[swelling dramatic music]
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[foreboding music]
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♪ ♪
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[gasps]
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♪ ♪
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[gasping]
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♪ ♪
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The hell am I?
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♪ ♪
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[women vocalizing]
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♪ ♪
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Hi.
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♪ ♪
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I come in peace.
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♪ ♪
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Do you talk?
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Haven't seen you around here before.
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First-timer.
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From?
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Not here.
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You?
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Eh, nice try, psychic.
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Gonna need to get to know
a girl a little better
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before she lets you go
running around up there.
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- Yeah, I wasn't.
- You were, but it's okay.
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Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.
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- I'm Eve.
- Penny.
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- Do you live here?
- Mm-hmm.
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Born and raised.
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I'm actually kind of
the welcome committee.
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I keep track of the fountains.
I felt you come through.
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Please tell me that I can help
you get where you need to go.
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Okay, where are we exactly?
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- The Neitherlands.
- And that is...
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The Neitherlands are sort of the place
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between all other places.
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It's how you get from A to B.
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Which fountain did you come out of?
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- Over there. Earth.
- Ooh.
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You know, we don't get
too many of you guys,
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but when you come, you always
have the most interesting magic.
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So?
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Tell me, what brought you here?
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Hmm?
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I've pretty much seen it all...
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enchanted capes, rings.
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This one guy, he rode a sled
pulled by flying...
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what do you call them?
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Not zebra.
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Reindeer.
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- Santa Claus?
- Yeah.
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You know him?
He's a really nice guy, right?
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Yeah. No.
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What? I...
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No, I didn't have anything like that.
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Just a button.
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That's new.
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Can I see it?
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[dramatic music]
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[grunts]
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♪ ♪
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[pensive string music]
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♪ ♪
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God damn it.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, my God.
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[swelling dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[exhales]
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[sighs]
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[light instrumental music]
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♪ ♪
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[speaking foreign language]
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What?
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I need your help to fix the hyperdrive
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and get a message to my friends.
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I can help you
if you help me find my dragons.
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♪ ♪
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Let's do it.
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Let's find your dragons,
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and I... oh, hey, look.
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I respect the shit out of you both,
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and you are leaders,
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and you're people, and I'm a feminist...
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If you would just
shut up for two seconds,
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this sex dream would pass
the Bechdel test, Quentin.
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God.
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[laughs]
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Nice dream, loser.
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Why do you ruin everything in my life?
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[gasps]
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- Alice.
- Huh?
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- I just talked to Penny.
- Wait, what?
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Where is he? What happened?
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It's not what it looks like.
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I mean, it looks like
a Grade A nerd-boy wet dream,
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and I want... God, I want
to make fun of you,
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but the more I consider it,
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you might be some kind of savant.
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Look. Where have you been?
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So wait. I was making out with who?
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Uh, nobody.
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You said I was there
making out with someone.
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No. Yes.
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Not... I mean, not that it's important.
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It was sort of Julia.
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Julia.
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Your lifelong crush.
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Dreams are weird. People are...
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naked, and animals
are smoking cigarettes.
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I...look. Here's what's important.
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You've been gone for six weeks.
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No, I've been gone six hours.
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Shit.
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- Where are you, anyway?
- The Neitherlands.
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I thought it might be some Fillory shit.
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Uh, I mean, it sounds familiar, but...
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It's, like, fountains
and plazas up the ass,
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and then the fountains,
they all go to different worlds.
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I'll check the books when I wake up.
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Man, the one time I need you
to know this Comic-Con shit.
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Why don't you just jump back
into the Earth fountain?
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'Cause I'm lost.
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There's three moons here, Quentin.
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My internal compass is
having a grand mal seizure.
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Okay, so why don't you
just travel back here?
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If you can "Inception" me from there...
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I can't aim.
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If I try to travel back,
I could end up dead.
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Look. I need your help.
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What do we know
about these Neitherlands?
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I don't remember them
from the "Fillory" books.
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[groans] There's not much.
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In "The Wandering Dune," Jane and Rupert
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meet this talking dromedary
named Cameltoes.
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No. Seriously?
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- Amazing.
- It was 1943.
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It wasn't a dirty thing
to say back then.
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Anyway, he talks about
a world between worlds,
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and then he vanishes, and that's it.
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I might know somebody
who can help us, who's traveled.
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Well, you've never
mentioned that before.
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Well, we've never been
this desperate before.
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Okay, so we're all in agreement.
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We should ask the lizard man.
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What?
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The lizard man over there.
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Eliot. Honey, what are you on?
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Some pinks, a green,
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and a tab of something called
"chocolate sunshine."
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I really like the name.
Do you like the name?
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[glass shatters]
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Uh. [clears throat]
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Maybe I shouldn't have had that green.
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Maybe you should get
checked out at the infirmary.
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[laughs]
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That's nonsense.
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Me strong like bull.
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Let's go on a quest.
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You two go talk to Alice's whatever.
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Eliot, honey, maybe you and I
should go upstairs and rest.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Are my eyes open or closed right now?
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How about now?
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[man yelling indistinctly]
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[foreboding music]
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Shit.
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♪ ♪
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[branches cracking]
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♪ ♪
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[yells]
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♪ ♪
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[knock at door]
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Shit.
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Uh, coming!
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Don't worry. It's only me.
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I was just checking the Free Trader app
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to see if you'd imploded.
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I kept that offline.
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Uh, so... what do I call you?
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Like, Richard or Failstaff or...
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Richard, though some of the others
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might prefer their log-in names.
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Hey, when was the last time
you unplugged?
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- It's been a while.
- Oh.
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But, I mean, when was the last time
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I had actual friends to discuss
"Godel, Escher, Bach" with?
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But listen. The portals
are gonna take me a couple hours
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to calculate if you want to,
you know, straighten up.
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Thank God.
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Listen, do you mind
if we commandeer the guest room
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for the project?
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Um, what project?
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Aha.
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Ah, you and Asmodeus will learn
more once you've leveled up.
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The next 12 spells.
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No mistakes.
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Wow.
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"The," um...
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"The Spellbinder"?
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I mean, it was right there.
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Mm.
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Yeah, because it's
a binder filled with spells.
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[pensive instrumental music]
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[speaking Latin]
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♪ ♪
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Hi.
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♪ ♪
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You must be Vicious Circe.
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I'm Silver.
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[laughs]
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- [sighs]
- [squeals]
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- Hi.
- Bender.
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Thanks for having me.
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I'm extremely happy finally
to meet you face-to-face.
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I've taken the liberty of
writing a cooperative variation
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on the spell I sent you last week.
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[chuckles]
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Menolly. Finally, in person.
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[both chuckle]
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How you feeling?
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So good.
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I am danked as shit right now, girl.
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The perks of chemo just keep rolling in.
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[both laugh]
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Hi.
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Asmodeus is the last one.
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She's actually just coming from uptown,
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but rush hour, you know.
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♪ ♪
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- Hi.
- Asmodeus.
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Welcome.
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You two know each other.
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♪ ♪
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Obviously I didn't realize
that you two had history,
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and I don't want to dismiss it,
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but we are running out of time here,
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and we need both of you.
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Okay?
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Of course.
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♪ ♪
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I've never been to Chicago before.
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This isn't Chicago; it's the 'burbs.
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We should make this fast.
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Maybe you can wait outside
while I run in.
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Come on, Vix, when are you gonna tell me
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who we're here to see?
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What's the big secret?
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Just let me do the talking.
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[knocking on door]
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[sprightly classical music]
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00:11:57,712 --> 00:12:00,680
[indistinct chatter]
275
00:12:00,715 --> 00:12:04,350
♪ ♪
276
00:12:04,385 --> 00:12:06,385
[indistinct chatter]
277
00:12:06,437 --> 00:12:08,938
Jesus, it's like the TARDIS in here.
278
00:12:08,973 --> 00:12:10,690
What kind of magic
are these people using?
279
00:12:10,725 --> 00:12:12,725
Thibadeau's Planar Compression.
280
00:12:12,777 --> 00:12:14,110
It's really not a big deal.
281
00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:16,779
Alice, who's house is this, exactly?
282
00:12:16,814 --> 00:12:18,397
Alice.
283
00:12:18,449 --> 00:12:21,400
[light instrumental music]
284
00:12:21,452 --> 00:12:23,235
Hi, Dad.
285
00:12:23,237 --> 00:12:27,540
♪ ♪
286
00:12:29,354 --> 00:12:31,262
Come, come, come, come.
287
00:12:31,847 --> 00:12:34,097
So glad you guys could make it
for the Veneralia,
288
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,933
the Roman festival of Venus.
289
00:12:36,969 --> 00:12:39,136
Did Alice tell you
I study historical magic?
290
00:12:39,138 --> 00:12:42,305
We celebrate all the Roman
holidays around here.
291
00:12:42,307 --> 00:12:43,807
[woman moaning]
292
00:12:43,809 --> 00:12:45,275
Jesus Christ,
how come you didn't tell me
293
00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:46,777
we were coming to see your parents?
294
00:12:46,812 --> 00:12:48,111
Because I knew you'd make
a big deal out of it
295
00:12:48,147 --> 00:12:49,479
and act like this.
296
00:12:49,481 --> 00:12:51,448
Well... I... so they're travelers?
297
00:12:51,483 --> 00:12:52,649
Amongst other things?
298
00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:53,984
No, my mom just knows a traveler.
299
00:12:54,036 --> 00:12:55,318
Look, it's complicated. Just... shh.
300
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,987
Let me handle it.
301
00:12:56,989 --> 00:12:58,989
Really hope you can
come back for the Saturnalia.
302
00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:02,042
Much less tame than this whole thing.
303
00:13:02,077 --> 00:13:04,161
- Right. This is a little tame.
- Hmm.
304
00:13:04,163 --> 00:13:05,796
Dad, I need to talk to Mom, like, now.
305
00:13:05,831 --> 00:13:06,831
It's important.
306
00:13:06,882 --> 00:13:08,715
Well, after a frolic,
307
00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:10,500
she'll usually head for the tepidarium.
308
00:13:10,502 --> 00:13:12,135
Can you please just call it the bath?
309
00:13:12,171 --> 00:13:14,504
Nonsense. This is my domus.
310
00:13:14,556 --> 00:13:16,506
I shall call it what I please.
311
00:13:16,508 --> 00:13:18,725
Ugh.
312
00:13:18,761 --> 00:13:20,977
Okay, look.
313
00:13:21,013 --> 00:13:23,847
Distract my dad.
I'll be 30 minutes, tops.
314
00:13:23,849 --> 00:13:26,233
- Please?
- [murmurs indistinctly]
315
00:13:26,268 --> 00:13:29,853
♪ ♪
316
00:13:29,905 --> 00:13:32,823
So, dating my daughter, eh?
317
00:13:32,858 --> 00:13:34,524
[people moaning]
318
00:13:34,576 --> 00:13:37,027
Let's have a little fatherly chat.
319
00:13:37,079 --> 00:13:39,579
[people moaning]
320
00:13:39,615 --> 00:13:41,031
[groans]
321
00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:42,365
I can't believe I gave up tickets
322
00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:44,034
to "Hamilton" for this.
323
00:13:44,036 --> 00:13:46,920
Um, sorry you have to do your job.
324
00:13:46,955 --> 00:13:49,005
Ugh, story of my life.
325
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,924
Anyway, there's nothing wrong with him.
326
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:52,843
Really? Nothing at all?
327
00:13:52,878 --> 00:13:55,011
Well, he has a massive drug problem,
328
00:13:55,047 --> 00:13:57,264
but at least he's medicating, hmm?
329
00:13:57,299 --> 00:13:58,715
Ah.
330
00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,600
- Thank you.
- Hmm.
331
00:14:00,636 --> 00:14:01,885
You, on the other hand,
332
00:14:01,937 --> 00:14:04,604
appear to require medical intervention.
333
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,722
What?
334
00:14:05,774 --> 00:14:08,725
[dramatic music]
335
00:14:08,727 --> 00:14:10,694
[glass shatters] [gasps]
336
00:14:10,729 --> 00:14:13,063
[laughing]
337
00:14:13,115 --> 00:14:14,115
That was me?
338
00:14:14,149 --> 00:14:15,899
Yep.
339
00:14:15,951 --> 00:14:18,735
Something's draining
her chi, her life force...
340
00:14:18,737 --> 00:14:20,120
or someone.
341
00:14:20,155 --> 00:14:22,956
So, okay, I know that
this is embarrassing,
342
00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:24,574
but trust me, dying is worse.
343
00:14:24,576 --> 00:14:26,710
Have you engaged
in any unprotected rituals
344
00:14:26,745 --> 00:14:28,962
of any kind?
345
00:14:28,997 --> 00:14:30,213
[whispers] Be honest.
346
00:14:32,084 --> 00:14:33,383
[groans] God.
347
00:14:33,418 --> 00:14:35,585
That son of a bitch.
348
00:14:35,587 --> 00:14:37,971
[people chanting]
349
00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:40,423
They're chanting something.
350
00:14:40,425 --> 00:14:42,092
Uh, look. We should get started.
351
00:14:42,144 --> 00:14:44,261
We have a lot of spells to get through.
352
00:14:44,263 --> 00:14:47,264
[chanting continues]
353
00:14:47,266 --> 00:14:50,934
You know, first,
I just want to be clear.
354
00:14:50,936 --> 00:14:53,403
Richard might be about forgiveness,
355
00:14:53,438 --> 00:14:55,105
but I'm sure as shit not.
356
00:14:55,107 --> 00:14:56,439
Look, I'm sorry you and your mom
357
00:14:56,441 --> 00:14:58,241
had a shitty relationship,
358
00:14:58,277 --> 00:15:01,161
but not a day goes by
where I don't feel terrible
359
00:15:01,196 --> 00:15:02,779
about what happened to her.
360
00:15:02,831 --> 00:15:04,614
I did not cause her death, okay?
361
00:15:04,616 --> 00:15:06,833
I only wish that I could've stopped it.
362
00:15:06,869 --> 00:15:08,952
I'm just trying to make up for my past,
363
00:15:08,954 --> 00:15:10,287
just like you.
364
00:15:13,508 --> 00:15:14,791
Did she suffer?
365
00:15:20,682 --> 00:15:22,632
She said she loved you.
366
00:15:22,684 --> 00:15:24,885
Yeah, I know she did.
367
00:15:30,058 --> 00:15:32,309
So are we gonna do this, or what?
368
00:15:38,634 --> 00:15:41,701
[light instrumental music]
369
00:15:41,737 --> 00:15:42,986
♪ ♪
370
00:15:42,988 --> 00:15:44,821
Whoa.
371
00:15:44,873 --> 00:15:46,456
William.
372
00:15:46,491 --> 00:15:47,991
You're late.
373
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:50,293
I'm what? Who are you?
374
00:15:50,329 --> 00:15:52,662
You always ask the same questions.
375
00:15:52,664 --> 00:15:54,381
I don't know what you're talking about.
376
00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:55,799
You never do.
377
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,500
I'm a member of The Order,
378
00:15:57,552 --> 00:15:59,803
the keepers of the libraries
of the Neitherlands,
379
00:15:59,838 --> 00:16:02,339
the greatest repository
of knowledge, full stop.
380
00:16:02,391 --> 00:16:04,174
♪ ♪
381
00:16:04,176 --> 00:16:06,016
Any idea who the motherfuckers
in the hoods are
382
00:16:06,061 --> 00:16:07,811
that are trying to kill me?
383
00:16:07,846 --> 00:16:10,680
The locals used to work for us
in a custodial function,
384
00:16:10,682 --> 00:16:13,984
but labor relations
have become somewhat...
385
00:16:14,019 --> 00:16:15,685
strained of late.
386
00:16:15,687 --> 00:16:17,570
We had to ban them from the libraries.
387
00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:19,656
They've been thoroughly cursed,
so they can't use the fountains,
388
00:16:19,691 --> 00:16:22,325
but that hasn't stopped them
from finding other employment,
389
00:16:22,361 --> 00:16:25,912
some with a particularly nasty entity.
390
00:16:25,948 --> 00:16:27,530
The Beast?
391
00:16:27,582 --> 00:16:29,249
Well, he has many names.
392
00:16:29,284 --> 00:16:31,334
Look, this is all great,
393
00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:34,537
but I'm just trying to get back
to the Earth fountain.
394
00:16:34,539 --> 00:16:35,755
Can you show me where it is?
395
00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:37,374
I suppose I could order you a map,
396
00:16:37,426 --> 00:16:39,066
but it'd have to come
from another branch.
397
00:16:39,094 --> 00:16:40,543
Great, let's do that.
398
00:16:40,595 --> 00:16:42,045
Interlibrary loans typically take
399
00:16:42,047 --> 00:16:43,713
two to four weeks to process.
400
00:16:43,715 --> 00:16:45,882
Are you kidding?
That's two years on my world.
401
00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:48,435
Then I'm afraid we are limited
402
00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:51,054
to the resources of this branch.
403
00:16:51,056 --> 00:16:53,056
♪ ♪
404
00:16:53,108 --> 00:16:54,391
Follow me.
405
00:16:54,443 --> 00:17:00,530
♪ ♪
406
00:17:00,565 --> 00:17:01,731
Alice?
407
00:17:01,783 --> 00:17:04,951
[exotic instrumental music]
408
00:17:04,987 --> 00:17:07,287
Hi, Mom.
409
00:17:07,322 --> 00:17:10,040
Alice.
410
00:17:10,075 --> 00:17:12,242
Fine.
411
00:17:12,244 --> 00:17:13,743
Stephanie.
412
00:17:13,745 --> 00:17:15,912
You know how I feel about "Mom."
413
00:17:16,214 --> 00:17:19,098
I just... I have an important
question to ask you.
414
00:17:19,134 --> 00:17:21,100
Sure.
415
00:17:21,136 --> 00:17:23,436
Push past everything
you left on the table
416
00:17:23,471 --> 00:17:25,888
the last time we spoke.
417
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:27,890
I'm sure you've forgotten all about it.
418
00:17:27,892 --> 00:17:29,392
Oh, my God.
419
00:17:29,444 --> 00:17:31,204
You're really not gonna
let that go, are you?
420
00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:34,280
Because we haven't
finished discussing it.
421
00:17:34,316 --> 00:17:35,948
It was six months ago.
422
00:17:35,984 --> 00:17:38,868
♪ ♪
423
00:17:38,903 --> 00:17:41,621
Look, I just...
424
00:17:41,656 --> 00:17:44,574
Mom... Stephanie,
425
00:17:44,576 --> 00:17:46,216
I don't see the point
in talking about it.
426
00:17:46,244 --> 00:17:48,044
We don't agree on it,
and we're never going to.
427
00:17:48,079 --> 00:17:50,413
Well, because you act like
there's something wrong with me.
428
00:17:50,465 --> 00:17:52,215
No, I just think it's weird that you...
429
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:55,385
you're not at all curious
about what happened to Charlie.
430
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:56,919
It's not gonna bring him back,
431
00:17:56,971 --> 00:17:59,422
so I don't want to know...
432
00:17:59,424 --> 00:18:02,308
[light instrumental music]
433
00:18:02,344 --> 00:18:03,976
Which is a perfectly reasonable position
434
00:18:04,012 --> 00:18:06,229
in spite of how you judge me.
435
00:18:06,264 --> 00:18:08,898
Fine. Okay, fine.
436
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:11,267
Okay, I don't need
that patronizing tone.
437
00:18:11,269 --> 00:18:12,652
Then what do you want from me?
438
00:18:12,687 --> 00:18:16,489
How about... hmm...
439
00:18:16,524 --> 00:18:19,826
you admit that your mother
is a human being,
440
00:18:19,861 --> 00:18:21,778
because you act like you're the only one
441
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:24,997
who has a right to feel.
442
00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:27,116
No, I don't.
443
00:18:27,118 --> 00:18:29,001
I just...
444
00:18:29,037 --> 00:18:31,954
Okay.
445
00:18:31,956 --> 00:18:34,006
I think we're done talking.
446
00:18:34,042 --> 00:18:37,627
This conversation
has worn me out entirely.
447
00:18:37,679 --> 00:18:38,961
♪ ♪
448
00:18:38,963 --> 00:18:40,296
Excuse me.
449
00:18:40,348 --> 00:18:48,304
♪ ♪
450
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,486
Evert second I spend in
this place, it's just...
451
00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:03,819
I just feel like I'm being
pulled back into this version
452
00:19:03,854 --> 00:19:05,674
of me when I was, like, 12 and furious
453
00:19:05,699 --> 00:19:08,117
and invisible and mute.
454
00:19:08,678 --> 00:19:10,811
Ugh, she just fucking does that to me.
455
00:19:10,846 --> 00:19:13,514
Well, I'm sure being cooped up
in your old room helps.
456
00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:16,483
It's like going back in time to 2004.
457
00:19:16,508 --> 00:19:18,185
The "Garden State" soundtrack.
458
00:19:18,237 --> 00:19:19,937
Hey, that was cool when it came out.
459
00:19:22,692 --> 00:19:25,025
"The Joy of Sex"?
460
00:19:25,027 --> 00:19:26,694
Is that, uh, Stephanie?
461
00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:28,912
My dad.
462
00:19:28,948 --> 00:19:30,204
He meant well.
463
00:19:30,229 --> 00:19:32,499
But my mom made him give me
the version from the '70s
464
00:19:32,535 --> 00:19:33,867
because she thinks that kids should know
465
00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:35,202
what pubic hair looks like.
466
00:19:35,204 --> 00:19:37,004
Jesus Christ.
467
00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:40,874
I can't imagine what you must
be thinking of me right now.
468
00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:42,342
It's cool.
469
00:19:42,378 --> 00:19:46,597
I'm, like, really into damaged chicks.
470
00:19:46,632 --> 00:19:49,683
Like Julia?
471
00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:51,518
Alice, I don't know what
you think Julia and I were,
472
00:19:51,554 --> 00:19:55,389
but the truth is
that we weren't anything.
473
00:19:55,441 --> 00:19:57,558
We were two kids who tested well,
474
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,393
got placed together, and I got a crush
475
00:19:59,445 --> 00:20:00,778
because that's how hormones work,
476
00:20:00,813 --> 00:20:02,446
and she didn't, and I got over it,
477
00:20:02,481 --> 00:20:04,865
and the end.
478
00:20:09,071 --> 00:20:11,455
I'm kind of new to this whole thing,
479
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,240
if you hadn't guessed.
480
00:20:13,242 --> 00:20:16,960
All my past relationships were,
like, you know, at a party.
481
00:20:16,996 --> 00:20:20,964
"Can we just do this
standing up?" kind of thing.
482
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,800
Well, the fact that you could want
483
00:20:22,835 --> 00:20:24,418
to have sex with anyone
484
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:27,421
after living in this house
is pretty impressive.
485
00:20:27,423 --> 00:20:30,257
[both chuckle]
486
00:20:30,309 --> 00:20:31,675
Thanks.
487
00:20:36,182 --> 00:20:38,065
So what's the deal with this traveler?
488
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,267
Why can't we just ask?
489
00:20:40,319 --> 00:20:41,602
I mean...
490
00:20:41,604 --> 00:20:43,403
Okay, so...
491
00:20:45,357 --> 00:20:48,575
My mom knows this traveler
from another world, Joe.
492
00:20:48,611 --> 00:20:50,110
- Joe?
- Yeah.
493
00:20:50,112 --> 00:20:51,995
Apparently his actual name
is impossible to pronounce.
494
00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:54,281
Anyway, it's kind of a touchy subject,
495
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,667
and I think that it's best
that when I talk to my mom,
496
00:20:56,702 --> 00:20:57,951
my dad's not around.
497
00:20:57,953 --> 00:20:59,920
Why? Is she sleeping with Joe?
498
00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:04,007
And your dad doesn't know?
499
00:21:04,043 --> 00:21:08,629
Alice, they were having
a sex party when we showed up.
500
00:21:08,631 --> 00:21:10,430
Look, I know it sounds ridiculous,
501
00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:13,934
but my parents are weird and possessive,
502
00:21:13,969 --> 00:21:16,270
and they just have
to do everything together.
503
00:21:17,473 --> 00:21:20,107
Look, when I was ten,
504
00:21:20,142 --> 00:21:21,859
my dad caught my mom having an affair,
505
00:21:21,894 --> 00:21:24,778
and he threatened to commit suicide.
506
00:21:26,816 --> 00:21:28,482
Oh, my God.
507
00:21:28,534 --> 00:21:30,651
He said he had to go extreme
just to get her attention,
508
00:21:30,653 --> 00:21:32,986
which... he was psychotic,
509
00:21:33,038 --> 00:21:35,322
but he wasn't wrong.
510
00:21:35,324 --> 00:21:37,541
[solemn music]
511
00:21:37,576 --> 00:21:40,878
I think he would have done it
if she hadn't come around.
512
00:21:40,913 --> 00:21:43,130
♪ ♪
513
00:21:43,165 --> 00:21:44,331
Well...
514
00:21:44,383 --> 00:21:47,718
♪ ♪
515
00:21:47,753 --> 00:21:50,003
Now I kind of feel like
a dick for making fun
516
00:21:50,055 --> 00:21:51,889
of your "Garden State" soundtrack.
517
00:21:51,924 --> 00:21:54,341
♪ ♪
518
00:21:54,393 --> 00:21:56,176
Total dick. [chuckles]
519
00:21:56,228 --> 00:21:58,011
Now you have to help me.
520
00:21:58,013 --> 00:21:59,646
♪ ♪
521
00:21:59,682 --> 00:22:00,814
[giggles]
522
00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:03,767
[wind whooshing and whistling]
523
00:22:07,189 --> 00:22:08,522
[whistling stops]
524
00:22:08,574 --> 00:22:11,358
[sighs]
525
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,360
I think that was one of your memories.
526
00:22:13,412 --> 00:22:15,529
Yeah.
527
00:22:15,531 --> 00:22:17,831
- Antarctica.
- Jesus.
528
00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:19,917
What brought you there?
529
00:22:19,952 --> 00:22:22,502
Brakebills.
530
00:22:22,538 --> 00:22:24,204
So what happened?
531
00:22:24,206 --> 00:22:25,839
I mean, why'd you leave?
532
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:28,208
They found out my deal,
533
00:22:28,260 --> 00:22:31,678
and it was either stay
and get brain-wiped
534
00:22:31,714 --> 00:22:33,847
or jet.
535
00:22:33,883 --> 00:22:35,515
I was heading to New York.
536
00:22:35,551 --> 00:22:38,719
I was coming to kill Marina.
537
00:22:38,771 --> 00:22:41,388
Well, then what happened?
538
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:44,024
I met Richard,
539
00:22:44,059 --> 00:22:47,945
and he convinced me Marina could wait
540
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:51,865
and invited me to join
the Free Trader Beowulf,
541
00:22:51,901 --> 00:22:55,430
which sounded... I don't know...
542
00:22:55,455 --> 00:22:58,789
maybe better than death or jail, so...
543
00:22:58,824 --> 00:23:02,876
[crashing]
544
00:23:02,912 --> 00:23:04,878
Uh, everything okay in there?
545
00:23:04,914 --> 00:23:06,546
Yeah, great. All good.
546
00:23:06,582 --> 00:23:08,548
I know a hundred ways to break in.
547
00:23:08,584 --> 00:23:09,917
We have four spells left.
548
00:23:09,919 --> 00:23:11,301
Let's just finish, okay?
549
00:23:11,337 --> 00:23:13,921
Then they have to let us in
on their project.
550
00:23:16,976 --> 00:23:19,092
Just a little further.
551
00:23:19,144 --> 00:23:22,095
[light instrumental music]
552
00:23:22,097 --> 00:23:24,815
Wait a minute. I... I know these people.
553
00:23:24,850 --> 00:23:26,483
Well, every book is here...
554
00:23:26,518 --> 00:23:28,902
all the books ever written,
all the books never written,
555
00:23:28,938 --> 00:23:31,772
all the books of all the people
who ever lived.
556
00:23:31,824 --> 00:23:33,440
This is my book.
557
00:23:33,442 --> 00:23:35,242
Yo.
558
00:23:35,277 --> 00:23:37,778
Why are there all these flowers
and shit on the cover?
559
00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:39,830
♪ ♪
560
00:23:39,865 --> 00:23:41,748
People who read
their books often discover
561
00:23:41,784 --> 00:23:44,284
they don't like the main character
562
00:23:44,336 --> 00:23:46,920
and are rarely happy with how it ends.
563
00:23:46,956 --> 00:23:53,627
♪ ♪
564
00:23:53,629 --> 00:23:57,097
Ah. Here it is.
565
00:23:57,132 --> 00:23:59,466
Wait, Martin? That's...
566
00:23:59,518 --> 00:24:01,134
That's one of the Fillory kids.
567
00:24:01,136 --> 00:24:03,103
Okay, is there anything
in there about The Beast?
568
00:24:03,138 --> 00:24:05,105
I'm sorry. I can't lend you this.
569
00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:07,107
Not without a library card.
570
00:24:07,142 --> 00:24:08,358
♪ ♪
571
00:24:08,394 --> 00:24:09,526
Course you can't.
572
00:24:09,561 --> 00:24:12,479
♪ ♪
573
00:24:12,531 --> 00:24:14,781
You know, shit like this is
why people hate librarians.
574
00:24:14,817 --> 00:24:16,450
[copier whirring]
575
00:24:16,485 --> 00:24:18,452
What are you doing?
576
00:24:18,487 --> 00:24:21,154
Here's what would happen
if we did what you're thinking:
577
00:24:21,206 --> 00:24:23,623
you'd try to steal this book by force,
578
00:24:23,659 --> 00:24:25,459
we'd fight, you'd lose,
579
00:24:25,494 --> 00:24:26,994
but you'd rip out several pages
580
00:24:26,996 --> 00:24:31,498
before I banished you from the library.
581
00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:33,834
This way, no books get hurt.
582
00:24:33,836 --> 00:24:36,837
[tense music]
583
00:24:36,839 --> 00:24:39,806
♪ ♪
584
00:24:39,842 --> 00:24:41,508
[grunts]
585
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,401
Ff... [sighs]
586
00:24:51,437 --> 00:24:53,153
I hate this place.
587
00:24:53,188 --> 00:24:55,856
[eerie music]
588
00:24:57,566 --> 00:24:59,059
We always have so much left over.
589
00:24:59,084 --> 00:25:01,041
Oh, here. You have to try this.
590
00:25:01,076 --> 00:25:02,042
Mmm.
591
00:25:02,077 --> 00:25:03,410
[classical music]
592
00:25:03,412 --> 00:25:06,046
- Filleted goat penis.
- Mmm.
593
00:25:06,081 --> 00:25:08,248
Promotes virility. Hmm?
594
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,250
That's very thoughtful of you, Dad.
595
00:25:10,252 --> 00:25:11,251
Oh.
596
00:25:11,253 --> 00:25:15,255
♪ ♪
597
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:19,009
So, Daniel, you were saying
that your discipline
598
00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:20,579
is in historical magic.
599
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:21,595
Indeed. Ah.
600
00:25:21,597 --> 00:25:23,930
The Romans still fascinate me.
601
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,932
In fact, I'm about
to publish my third volume
602
00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:28,652
on illusion work
of the Collis Aventinus.
603
00:25:28,687 --> 00:25:30,270
Oh, could I see it?
604
00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:31,938
Well, it's still in galleys,
605
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,273
but I suppose I could show you...
606
00:25:33,275 --> 00:25:34,774
Oh, great. Uh, that sounds great.
607
00:25:34,827 --> 00:25:36,326
Could we... which... let's go now.
608
00:25:36,361 --> 00:25:38,001
But you haven't even touched your penis.
609
00:25:38,030 --> 00:25:39,613
You know what?
I had a ton of it yesterday.
610
00:25:39,615 --> 00:25:40,780
You said that it was this way.
611
00:25:40,782 --> 00:25:42,782
Yeah, yeah. Uh, well...
612
00:25:46,121 --> 00:25:48,121
Stephanie...
613
00:25:48,123 --> 00:25:50,123
I was wrong, and you were right,
614
00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:53,627
and I promise to be a better
daughter in the future.
615
00:25:53,629 --> 00:25:56,263
Right about what?
616
00:25:56,298 --> 00:25:59,416
I couldn't possibly know how you feel
617
00:25:59,418 --> 00:26:01,751
other than that you feel deeply,
618
00:26:01,753 --> 00:26:04,171
and you are your own person,
619
00:26:04,223 --> 00:26:05,889
and you're the only one
620
00:26:05,924 --> 00:26:07,757
who knows how to deal with your stuff,
621
00:26:07,759 --> 00:26:09,309
and it was wrong of me to presume.
622
00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:11,478
♪
623
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,480
Was that really so tough, sweetie?
624
00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:15,315
♪ ♪
625
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:19,152
Look, I know this is a tricky subject,
626
00:26:19,154 --> 00:26:20,620
but my friend's life is in danger,
627
00:26:20,656 --> 00:26:22,822
and I need to talk to you about Joe.
628
00:26:22,824 --> 00:26:24,324
Joe. Oh!
629
00:26:24,326 --> 00:26:26,255
I love Joe!
630
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,460
[grunts]
631
00:26:27,496 --> 00:26:29,829
Would you hand me
that minced parrot, please?
632
00:26:29,831 --> 00:26:31,331
Wait. I don't understand.
633
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:32,716
I thought you wouldn't want Dad to hear.
634
00:26:32,751 --> 00:26:33,800
♪ ♪
635
00:26:33,835 --> 00:26:35,168
Why on earth not?
636
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,504
Because it could destroy your marriage.
637
00:26:37,506 --> 00:26:40,674
What? Your father loves Joe.
638
00:26:40,676 --> 00:26:41,975
I don't understand.
639
00:26:42,010 --> 00:26:43,383
I thought you were hiding him from him.
640
00:26:43,408 --> 00:26:44,511
Nope.
641
00:26:44,513 --> 00:26:47,814
Alice, you make me
sound so melodramatic.
642
00:26:47,849 --> 00:26:49,015
[sighs]
643
00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:50,650
Fine, yes, sure.
644
00:26:50,686 --> 00:26:52,819
At first, yeah,
645
00:26:52,854 --> 00:26:54,688
your father was a touch sensitive,
646
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:56,856
but then he figured out
647
00:26:56,999 --> 00:26:58,833
that Joe could work for both of us,
648
00:26:58,858 --> 00:27:00,754
so now he's our third,
649
00:27:00,779 --> 00:27:06,199
you know, in a sort of
polyamorous-triad sense.
650
00:27:06,201 --> 00:27:09,151
- So you and Joe and...
- Yeah.
651
00:27:09,176 --> 00:27:10,921
Joe's anatomy is adaptable.
652
00:27:10,956 --> 00:27:12,539
He's like a Swiss Army knife.
653
00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:14,674
He's good for every occasion.
654
00:27:14,710 --> 00:27:18,345
So whatever do you want with Joe?
655
00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:21,715
- I need his help.
- Oh, sweetie.
656
00:27:21,717 --> 00:27:23,934
I'm sure Quentin will understand.
657
00:27:23,969 --> 00:27:24,935
♪ ♪
658
00:27:24,970 --> 00:27:26,469
[knocking on door]
659
00:27:34,947 --> 00:27:38,732
You see two of you too, right?
660
00:27:38,734 --> 00:27:40,567
Okay, good.
661
00:27:40,619 --> 00:27:42,285
This stuff is finally
starting to wear off.
662
00:27:42,321 --> 00:27:44,571
[footsteps tapping]
663
00:27:44,573 --> 00:27:46,406
Margo.
664
00:27:46,408 --> 00:27:47,574
Uh, I can explain.
665
00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:51,244
Explain this, you dick!
666
00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:53,079
[instrumental music]
667
00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:54,798
Hi.
668
00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:56,549
I'm Eliot.
669
00:27:56,585 --> 00:27:58,218
♪ ♪
670
00:27:58,253 --> 00:28:00,420
So what's up? How can I help?
671
00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:02,255
Please know I'm
a certified therapist at home
672
00:28:02,257 --> 00:28:03,757
as well as here.
673
00:28:03,759 --> 00:28:04,975
You can trust me completely.
674
00:28:05,273 --> 00:28:06,856
No, no, no.
675
00:28:06,881 --> 00:28:09,262
Like I said, our friend
is trapped in the Neitherlands.
676
00:28:09,264 --> 00:28:11,765
- Uh, acquaintance.
- That place is the worst.
677
00:28:11,817 --> 00:28:13,650
So confusing.
678
00:28:13,685 --> 00:28:16,323
Not to mention those fountains.
Completely unpredictable.
679
00:28:16,348 --> 00:28:19,155
Wait, so you know your way
around the Neitherlands?
680
00:28:19,191 --> 00:28:21,274
Could you, like, draw us a map?
681
00:28:21,501 --> 00:28:22,988
Yeah, I guess.
682
00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:24,445
What I know...
683
00:28:24,446 --> 00:28:25,912
It's not gonna do your friend any good
684
00:28:25,947 --> 00:28:28,415
if he's very far
from the Earth fountain,
685
00:28:28,450 --> 00:28:30,667
although I might have something
that could help with that.
686
00:28:30,702 --> 00:28:32,619
Great. What?
687
00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:34,170
It's a beacon.
688
00:28:34,206 --> 00:28:35,789
You cast it here, and the fountain
689
00:28:35,841 --> 00:28:37,507
for this world lights up there.
690
00:28:37,542 --> 00:28:39,292
Okay, so how do we cast it?
691
00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:42,679
Well, there are some
specific requirements...
692
00:28:42,714 --> 00:28:45,265
sexually speaking.
693
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:49,636
Wait. It's sex magic?
694
00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:51,638
All magic where I'm from is sex magic.
695
00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,139
[light instrumental music]
696
00:28:53,191 --> 00:28:55,942
Thought you knew that.
697
00:28:55,977 --> 00:28:58,311
I could perform it with you
if you'd prefer.
698
00:28:58,363 --> 00:28:59,946
I'm a heck of a pinch hitter.
699
00:28:59,981 --> 00:29:02,148
Think we've got this.
700
00:29:02,150 --> 00:29:03,783
All right. Suit yourself.
701
00:29:03,819 --> 00:29:05,819
I sense a nice connection
between your genitals.
702
00:29:05,821 --> 00:29:07,203
You should be fine.
703
00:29:07,239 --> 00:29:09,489
You just need some blood,
704
00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:10,990
a globe,
705
00:29:10,992 --> 00:29:12,826
a few candles bound with twine.
706
00:29:12,878 --> 00:29:17,497
Oh, and you both have
to climax at the same time.
707
00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:18,882
♪ ♪
708
00:29:18,917 --> 00:29:20,467
That gonna be a problem?
709
00:29:20,502 --> 00:29:22,836
- No.
- Well...
710
00:29:22,888 --> 00:29:25,171
What?
711
00:29:25,173 --> 00:29:27,640
I'm sorry.
712
00:29:27,676 --> 00:29:30,143
We need the spell to work, right?
713
00:29:30,178 --> 00:29:33,346
♪ ♪
714
00:29:38,539 --> 00:29:39,975
I can't believe
I'm letting your boyfriend
715
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,137
talk to my boyfriend about how to...
716
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:43,763
ugh.
717
00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:46,098
I've never been prouder,
718
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,458
although I must say
719
00:29:48,483 --> 00:29:51,654
this one seems like
an awful lot of work.
720
00:29:51,689 --> 00:29:53,439
Who? Quentin?
721
00:29:53,491 --> 00:29:54,907
You're complicated.
722
00:29:54,943 --> 00:29:57,743
You need somebody
who gets that about you.
723
00:29:57,779 --> 00:29:58,995
♪ ♪
724
00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:01,414
Maybe several people.
725
00:30:01,912 --> 00:30:03,338
Don't take this the wrong way, Mom,
726
00:30:03,363 --> 00:30:05,088
but shut the fuck up, okay?
727
00:30:05,113 --> 00:30:06,786
♪ ♪
728
00:30:06,788 --> 00:30:09,338
We'll talk when you're less cranky.
729
00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:14,093
♪ ♪
730
00:30:14,128 --> 00:30:17,096
[salsa music]
731
00:30:17,131 --> 00:30:19,432
♪ ♪
732
00:30:19,467 --> 00:30:21,968
Cheers.
733
00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:27,023
♪ ♪
734
00:30:27,058 --> 00:30:28,441
Darling.
735
00:30:28,476 --> 00:30:29,942
Are you okay?
736
00:30:29,978 --> 00:30:31,193
No.
737
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:32,745
I'm not okay, you dick.
738
00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:35,464
- You stole my life force.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
739
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,300
Uh, there was a tiny hole
in the casting.
740
00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:40,685
I've corrected it. Won't happen again.
741
00:30:40,710 --> 00:30:42,460
Shouldn't have happened at all.
742
00:30:42,485 --> 00:30:44,290
I begged you to stay.
743
00:30:44,813 --> 00:30:46,975
Margo, I... I needed you.
744
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:47,968
You broke my heart.
745
00:30:47,993 --> 00:30:49,228
The only way I could repair it
746
00:30:49,253 --> 00:30:52,261
was to create my golem of you.
747
00:30:52,834 --> 00:30:55,651
A golem of Margo.
748
00:30:55,686 --> 00:30:56,652
♪ ♪
749
00:30:56,687 --> 00:30:58,270
A Margolem.
750
00:30:58,272 --> 00:31:01,073
You selfish prick.
751
00:31:01,309 --> 00:31:02,808
You put my life at risk
752
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:05,477
so you could have
a realistic-looking sex doll?
753
00:31:05,529 --> 00:31:07,479
No, no, no. I...
754
00:31:07,531 --> 00:31:08,981
I wanted a relationship.
755
00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,983
Margo...
756
00:31:10,985 --> 00:31:12,618
I love you.
757
00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,870
And sometimes the only thing
that we do is spoon and...
758
00:31:14,905 --> 00:31:16,872
[groans]
759
00:31:16,907 --> 00:31:18,540
You're gross.
760
00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:21,160
I'm taking the Margolem,
and I'm going to destroy it,
761
00:31:21,162 --> 00:31:23,829
and I hope no one ever spoons you again.
762
00:31:23,881 --> 00:31:25,831
[laughs]
763
00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:28,834
[sniffing deeply]
764
00:31:28,836 --> 00:31:29,836
♪ ♪
765
00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:30,887
What?
766
00:31:33,174 --> 00:31:34,390
What are you doing?
767
00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:36,558
[snorts] Nothing.
768
00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:39,511
I brought you to support me
while I fight with my ex,
769
00:31:39,513 --> 00:31:41,063
not do lines with the golem.
770
00:31:41,098 --> 00:31:42,648
Oh, I'm sorry.
771
00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:44,683
I thought this is how
we support each other.
772
00:31:44,685 --> 00:31:47,019
Is there something
you want to say to me, Eliot?
773
00:31:48,356 --> 00:31:49,738
No.
774
00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:51,690
What is there to say?
775
00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:53,859
I like your golem.
776
00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:57,696
Life is a unicorn
shitting rainbows of candy.
777
00:32:00,584 --> 00:32:02,368
I'll, um...
778
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:05,754
I'll deal with the Margolem myself.
779
00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,539
Just go home, Eliot.
780
00:32:11,212 --> 00:32:14,213
[relaxing music]
781
00:32:14,215 --> 00:32:16,181
You have the most beautiful hair.
782
00:32:16,217 --> 00:32:19,184
♪ ♪
783
00:32:19,220 --> 00:32:21,553
And your eyes are, like,
784
00:32:21,605 --> 00:32:23,522
the perfect shade of blue.
785
00:32:23,557 --> 00:32:24,523
[both chuckle]
786
00:32:24,558 --> 00:32:25,607
♪ ♪
787
00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:26,608
And you're also smart.
788
00:32:26,644 --> 00:32:28,227
Okay, okay.
789
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:30,529
It kind of feels like you're
trying to do a thing here.
790
00:32:30,564 --> 00:32:32,531
I...
791
00:32:32,566 --> 00:32:36,452
I was told that women like it
when you compliment them.
792
00:32:36,487 --> 00:32:37,736
[sighs]
793
00:32:37,788 --> 00:32:39,872
Yeah, but it has to feel real, you know?
794
00:32:39,907 --> 00:32:42,291
♪ ♪
795
00:32:42,326 --> 00:32:44,910
Since when is that an issue?
796
00:32:44,962 --> 00:32:46,245
What is that supposed to mean?
797
00:32:46,247 --> 00:32:47,463
Nothing.
798
00:32:47,498 --> 00:32:50,082
♪ ♪
799
00:32:50,084 --> 00:32:53,585
Apparently you can't, you know, with me.
800
00:32:53,637 --> 00:32:55,220
Not that you'd ever
said that to my face.
801
00:32:55,248 --> 00:32:56,747
Yeah, well, maybe you
should pay better attention
802
00:32:56,807 --> 00:32:57,775
when we're having sex.
803
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,072
I thought I was. I don't...
804
00:33:00,126 --> 00:33:01,665
think that I've ever paid
that much attention
805
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,063
to anything in my life,
806
00:33:03,088 --> 00:33:04,743
and little did I know that you
were so incredibly convincing.
807
00:33:04,768 --> 00:33:06,554
But isn't that what
you want, Quentin, huh?
808
00:33:06,579 --> 00:33:09,031
To feel like you're perfect
at it every time?
809
00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:10,889
No, not if I'm not. I want...
810
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,771
How am I supposed to get better
811
00:33:12,823 --> 00:33:15,240
if you won't tell me
if I'm doing it wrong?
812
00:33:15,276 --> 00:33:20,112
♪ ♪
813
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:22,331
So have you, like,
814
00:33:22,366 --> 00:33:24,166
ever come when we're together?
815
00:33:24,201 --> 00:33:26,168
Yes.
816
00:33:26,203 --> 00:33:28,921
Lots of times.
817
00:33:28,956 --> 00:33:30,789
I mean it.
818
00:33:30,841 --> 00:33:33,175
It's just sometimes...
819
00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:36,628
sometimes it's not that easy,
820
00:33:36,630 --> 00:33:38,180
you know, like when we were foxes.
821
00:33:38,215 --> 00:33:41,300
Well, I'm sorry I'm not a fox.
822
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:42,601
[groans]
823
00:33:42,636 --> 00:33:46,855
♪ ♪
824
00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:49,308
Well, there goes the mood.
825
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:57,316
♪ ♪
826
00:34:05,159 --> 00:34:07,159
[laughs]
827
00:34:07,161 --> 00:34:08,877
Voilà.
828
00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:10,963
Reverse entropy.
829
00:34:10,998 --> 00:34:14,383
Spell number 12, done and done.
830
00:34:14,418 --> 00:34:16,502
Hard to believe something
so kludgy even works.
831
00:34:16,504 --> 00:34:18,170
- [knock at door]
- [chuckles]
832
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:21,056
Perfect timing. Pizza.
833
00:34:21,091 --> 00:34:24,059
[light instrumental music]
834
00:34:24,094 --> 00:34:26,895
♪ ♪
835
00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:29,515
A large half veggie, half meat.
836
00:34:29,517 --> 00:34:31,400
Thank you.
837
00:34:31,435 --> 00:34:39,408
♪ ♪
838
00:34:39,443 --> 00:34:40,742
Kady.
839
00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:42,027
Do you see that?
840
00:34:42,029 --> 00:34:46,198
[clock ticking quickly]
841
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:50,369
[clock ticking normally]
842
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:53,705
Okay, what just happened?
843
00:34:53,707 --> 00:34:54,706
[knock at door]
844
00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:56,091
[foreboding music]
845
00:34:56,126 --> 00:34:57,509
Déjà vu.
846
00:34:57,545 --> 00:34:58,927
Uh-huh.
847
00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:06,935
♪ ♪
848
00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:09,221
A large half veggie, half meat.
849
00:35:12,393 --> 00:35:13,775
Thank you.
850
00:35:13,811 --> 00:35:16,778
♪ ♪
851
00:35:16,814 --> 00:35:19,205
Okay, what the fuck is going on?
852
00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:20,993
Could it be the entropy spell?
853
00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:22,234
No.
854
00:35:22,236 --> 00:35:25,787
No, this is time magic...
much more power involved.
855
00:35:25,823 --> 00:35:28,240
Well, if we didn't cast it, who did?
856
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,542
[people cheering]
857
00:35:30,578 --> 00:35:31,543
Yeah!
858
00:35:31,579 --> 00:35:33,030
[cheers and applause]
859
00:35:34,276 --> 00:35:35,276
Okay.
860
00:35:35,869 --> 00:35:37,753
Sit. Let's talk.
861
00:35:37,843 --> 00:35:39,309
You've leveled up.
862
00:35:39,344 --> 00:35:40,844
It's time.
863
00:35:40,896 --> 00:35:43,396
No pun intended. [chuckles]
864
00:35:43,432 --> 00:35:44,481
[sighs]
865
00:35:44,516 --> 00:35:46,850
Not to state the obvious,
866
00:35:46,902 --> 00:35:48,625
but we are pushing the boundaries
867
00:35:48,650 --> 00:35:50,103
of what is magically possible.
868
00:35:50,128 --> 00:35:52,689
We are working our way up
to the energetic glass ceiling
869
00:35:52,741 --> 00:35:54,324
so we can shatter it.
870
00:35:54,359 --> 00:35:55,659
You say that like it's possible.
871
00:35:55,694 --> 00:35:57,314
It is.
872
00:35:57,404 --> 00:35:59,142
Well, not according to Brakebills.
873
00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:00,704
No, the glass ceiling is
874
00:36:00,729 --> 00:36:03,667
explode and turn into
a niffin or something.
875
00:36:03,702 --> 00:36:04,868
You can't just keep ramping.
876
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,703
Brakebills was right
877
00:36:06,755 --> 00:36:08,755
if you go by Brakebills' methods.
878
00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:10,962
We have a whole new methodology.
879
00:36:11,096 --> 00:36:12,412
Yeah, but why?
880
00:36:12,439 --> 00:36:13,738
I mean, what are you trying to do?
881
00:36:13,782 --> 00:36:15,127
And don't just say "good things."
882
00:36:15,152 --> 00:36:16,917
You're talking about
massive nuclear power.
883
00:36:16,952 --> 00:36:19,753
You're right. It's personal. Yeah.
884
00:36:19,788 --> 00:36:22,506
We are the best Magicians we know.
885
00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:25,375
Silver can literally fly to the moon.
886
00:36:25,427 --> 00:36:29,763
But Menolly is dying,
and we can't cure her.
887
00:36:29,798 --> 00:36:32,349
You know, Bender's trying
to stay off the ledge every day.
888
00:36:32,384 --> 00:36:35,185
His meds have stopped working.
889
00:36:35,220 --> 00:36:37,187
And you?
890
00:36:37,222 --> 00:36:39,856
Eight years ago, I was a drug addict,
891
00:36:39,892 --> 00:36:42,893
and I left my son
892
00:36:42,895 --> 00:36:45,729
in a hot car.
893
00:36:45,731 --> 00:36:49,066
And he was eight months old.
894
00:36:49,068 --> 00:36:52,402
My life was destroyed.
895
00:36:52,404 --> 00:36:53,904
[somber music]
896
00:36:53,956 --> 00:36:55,572
Jesus.
897
00:36:55,574 --> 00:36:57,791
You're doing time magic
898
00:36:57,826 --> 00:36:59,376
to change what you did.
899
00:36:59,411 --> 00:37:01,912
Yeah, but only a fluke
natural-born time witch
900
00:37:01,914 --> 00:37:03,413
could do something like that.
901
00:37:03,415 --> 00:37:06,049
Now, I have done
all the research there is,
902
00:37:06,085 --> 00:37:10,253
and one day, I realized
I was looking at it wrong.
903
00:37:10,255 --> 00:37:11,255
[tense music]
904
00:37:11,306 --> 00:37:13,090
We don't have the energy,
905
00:37:13,142 --> 00:37:15,225
but it's not that
we need to generate it,
906
00:37:15,260 --> 00:37:17,427
because somebody already has it.
907
00:37:17,429 --> 00:37:20,063
We just need them, and they can give us
908
00:37:20,099 --> 00:37:22,399
inexhaustible, unimaginable power.
909
00:37:22,434 --> 00:37:23,817
♪ ♪
910
00:37:23,852 --> 00:37:25,936
That's no one.
911
00:37:25,988 --> 00:37:27,938
That's the Source.
912
00:37:27,990 --> 00:37:30,273
That's the place it all comes from,
913
00:37:30,275 --> 00:37:31,658
how people used to get shit done
914
00:37:31,694 --> 00:37:33,827
when they needed a fucking miracle.
915
00:37:33,862 --> 00:37:35,946
- The divine.
- You're trying to...
916
00:37:35,948 --> 00:37:38,115
[suspenseful music]
917
00:37:38,117 --> 00:37:40,751
Summon a god.
918
00:37:47,342 --> 00:37:48,792
Your fave.
919
00:37:52,131 --> 00:37:54,598
[sighs]
920
00:37:54,633 --> 00:37:55,932
I'm sorry.
921
00:37:55,968 --> 00:37:59,186
[solemn music]
922
00:37:59,221 --> 00:38:01,304
Can we really talk, baby?
923
00:38:01,306 --> 00:38:05,475
♪ ♪
924
00:38:05,477 --> 00:38:09,479
I think Professor Lipson
could have been wrong about me.
925
00:38:09,481 --> 00:38:13,316
I think something
might really be broken.
926
00:38:13,368 --> 00:38:21,324
♪ ♪
927
00:38:24,663 --> 00:38:26,413
What the fuck?
928
00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:30,333
Oh, Jesus.
929
00:38:30,335 --> 00:38:31,635
There she is.
930
00:38:31,670 --> 00:38:34,971
She has a bad habit of walking off,
931
00:38:35,007 --> 00:38:36,673
although when she does,
932
00:38:36,675 --> 00:38:39,843
it's nice to be reminded
I have a great ass.
933
00:38:39,895 --> 00:38:42,679
I thought you were going to destroy her.
934
00:38:42,681 --> 00:38:44,815
Oh, I was, but then I thought
935
00:38:44,850 --> 00:38:47,067
I'd keep her around a little longer.
936
00:38:47,102 --> 00:38:48,602
She might come in handy.
937
00:38:52,241 --> 00:38:54,658
What were you two talking about?
938
00:38:54,693 --> 00:38:56,026
Nothing.
939
00:38:59,414 --> 00:39:01,414
Got these for you, bitch.
940
00:39:01,450 --> 00:39:02,999
Aww.
941
00:39:03,035 --> 00:39:04,501
Thanks, bitch.
942
00:39:05,921 --> 00:39:07,120
We need a chaser.
943
00:39:12,044 --> 00:39:15,095
What did you do?
944
00:39:15,130 --> 00:39:17,047
Hmm?
945
00:39:24,223 --> 00:39:25,856
[door rattles open]
946
00:39:35,651 --> 00:39:37,484
So I'm a dick.
947
00:39:39,154 --> 00:39:41,788
I'm insecure, and I suck,
948
00:39:41,824 --> 00:39:43,573
so if we could just
give this another go,
949
00:39:43,625 --> 00:39:46,537
I'll even... I don't know.
950
00:39:46,562 --> 00:39:49,212
I'll be more fox-like
if that's what you want.
951
00:39:49,248 --> 00:39:51,214
I don't want that.
952
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:55,920
I don't get it, Alice.
953
00:39:55,971 --> 00:39:57,888
I'm not amazing at magic,
954
00:39:57,923 --> 00:40:01,591
and apparently,
I'm pretty patchy at this.
955
00:40:02,928 --> 00:40:04,227
[sighs]
956
00:40:04,263 --> 00:40:06,930
Why are you even with me?
957
00:40:06,982 --> 00:40:09,065
Because I like you.
958
00:40:09,101 --> 00:40:10,267
A lot.
959
00:40:10,319 --> 00:40:11,268
And I don't know why.
960
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,486
I just really, really do
961
00:40:13,522 --> 00:40:15,939
in the weirdest way.
962
00:40:15,991 --> 00:40:17,941
I don't think we're
supposed to like people
963
00:40:17,943 --> 00:40:19,463
for what they're good at.
964
00:40:19,488 --> 00:40:23,113
I think that's something
we make up to torture ourselves.
965
00:40:23,165 --> 00:40:26,249
What about what we're bad at?
966
00:40:26,285 --> 00:40:29,836
You... you're not bad at sex.
967
00:40:30,086 --> 00:40:33,137
Okay, I'm just bad
at asking for what I want.
968
00:40:33,162 --> 00:40:35,592
It's embarrassing.
969
00:40:35,627 --> 00:40:37,928
- It's me, Vix.
- I know.
970
00:40:37,963 --> 00:40:41,181
I know. I know.
971
00:40:41,216 --> 00:40:42,933
And I love you.
972
00:40:44,636 --> 00:40:46,303
And so as far as I'm concerned,
973
00:40:46,355 --> 00:40:49,139
you know, let's just do this.
974
00:40:49,191 --> 00:40:51,808
Oh.
975
00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:53,977
Okay. Me too.
976
00:40:53,979 --> 00:40:55,278
You.
977
00:40:57,866 --> 00:41:00,033
Maybe just kiss me?
978
00:41:00,068 --> 00:41:03,036
[gentle instrumental music]
979
00:41:03,071 --> 00:41:10,994
♪ ♪
980
00:41:32,267 --> 00:41:33,566
No.
981
00:41:33,602 --> 00:41:34,651
[whispers] There.
982
00:41:34,686 --> 00:41:42,609
♪ ♪
983
00:41:47,866 --> 00:41:49,366
[whispers] Bite me.
984
00:41:49,368 --> 00:41:57,040
♪ ♪
985
00:41:57,092 --> 00:41:58,041
[grunts]
986
00:41:58,093 --> 00:42:01,378
♪ ♪
987
00:42:03,215 --> 00:42:06,850
Oh, Quentin, you girly
fanboy piece of shit.
988
00:42:06,885 --> 00:42:08,268
You did it.
989
00:42:08,303 --> 00:42:11,271
[tense music]
990
00:42:11,306 --> 00:42:13,940
♪ ♪
991
00:42:13,976 --> 00:42:16,943
[suspenseful music]
992
00:42:16,979 --> 00:42:22,065
♪ ♪
993
00:42:22,067 --> 00:42:24,784
[water splashes]
994
00:42:24,820 --> 00:42:27,737
[both moaning]
995
00:42:29,074 --> 00:42:30,874
- [wind whooshing]
- Whoa.
996
00:42:30,909 --> 00:42:33,910
[Alice and Quentin panting]
997
00:42:33,962 --> 00:42:35,146
[light instrumental music]
998
00:42:35,171 --> 00:42:36,982
Welcome back.
999
00:42:40,796 --> 00:42:45,796
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