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Huh? Who's that?
Over here.
Look! You son of a bitch!
Is that the way it's gonna be?
Well, two can play at that game!
You understand?!
You watch your back, clown.
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- 07x09 - "Childrens Horsepital"
- Oh, hey, Chief. - Hey!
Great day for X-rays, huh?
- Did you hear that? - Hear what?
I think somebody left on a recording of crashing sounds.
I'll turn it off.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Don't go in there, Owen.
I went to the track, okay?
The mob paid off my favorite horse to throw a race.
But she won, and now they want her dead.
Chief, did you steal a horse from the racetrack
and hide it in the X-ray room?
- Yes. - Chief...
Are you the horse in this story?
No!
But you're right.
I'll move her. Okay.
Let me just turn off that recording of crashing sounds.
Ugh, this kid's M.P.V. is...
- ♪ And brought back my Bonnie to me ♪ - I got the hemoglobin, and I...
- What was that? - ♪ Bring back, bring back ♪
Do you hear that? What is that, singing?
- ♪ Bring back my bonnie to me ♪ - It is singing...
and I think that I know those voices.
Lola! Lola Spratt!
You guys!
Oh, my God!
I haven't seen you since Vassar!
Cat, Cat!
This is my college barbershop quartet, the Mel-Ladies.
- ♪ Hello ♪ - ♪ How are you? ♪
♪ What's up? ♪
- ♪ Hello ♪ - ♪ How are you? ♪ - ♪ What's up? ♪
How are ya?
- Women singers? - Mm-hmm.
Now I have seen everything.
But I haven't heard everything.
What?
Would you sing me a song?
Okay!
Only if Lola sings with us.
All right!
Okay, okay, okay, I go here, though.
♪ As I was walking down the street ♪
♪ Down the street, down the street ♪
♪ I saw a little girl I chanced to meet ♪
♪ And we danced by the light of the moon ♪
♪ Buffalo girls, won't you come out tonight ♪
♪ And dance by the light ♪
♪ Of the mooooooon ♪
Oh, my God.
Yes!
God. Tina Fey was right.
women really can sing.
Great work today. Listen, I'm off.
Got to meet with my probation officer.
He's a real ballbuster. I'll see you tomorrow, Leslie.
What the hell?
You danced with the shark...
and you got bit.
'cause the shark didn't want to dance,
so the shark got mad,
put Krazy Glue in your gloves.
P.S.:
I am the shark.
Damn it!
I got to call my probation officer,
tell him I'll be late.
What the hell?
Oh, no! My phone can't see my fingers!
Oh, my God.
Owen, that's Mamma Fiorucci,
head of the Fiorucci crime family.
You Chief Rosenberg?
Yes. That's me.
I hear you got lucky at the track
and you stole a horse!
Madame, this is a children's hospital,
Not a children's horse-pital.
You know, that's funny.
You know what's not funny?
My boys are gonna search this whole place.
And if we find a horse, I'm gonna kill it.
And then I'll kill you.
Copy that, Chief?
Yes.
And I have a name.
It's Chief.
Apparently it's Chief Rosenberg.
Oh, come on.
Oh, a pay phone, great.
What? It's a painting?
This phone hasn't been titled.
Come on.
Here we go.
Operator!
Hello.
Hello!
Enjoying the modern art installation, Blake?
They call it Krazy Glue for a reason.
Because it's crazy.
Like me.
Like the shark.
Crazy shark.
Come on, buddy. Come on.
Nice bright room for you.
Nice and sunny.
Ooh.
Well, well, we meet again.
You mind if I take a look in there?
Sterile environment.
Well, I'm afraid I have to insist.
This isn't over, Rosenberg.
Where'd ya go, girl?
Oh!
How'd you get up there?
They're gone. You can relax now.
Yeah.
There you go.
Oh, God, I don't know what to do, Cat.
I'm in violation. I got to go on the lam. I --
- Right. - Oh, no!
- What? - My probation officer's here.
- You got to hide me. - Oh, my God.
- Turn around. - Okay.
Afternoon, ma'am.
Officer.
You haven't seen a fugitive clown doctor around, have you?
Mm. No.
- One last thing. - Uh-huh?
Hey.
Afternoon.
Oh, wow!
Wow!
Thank God you're so fat.
Don't ever lose weight. Bye-bye.
That's me, pager.
Hello?
♪ A few more days ♪
♪ Till we totter on the road ♪
♪ Then my old Kentucky home ♪
- ♪ Good night ♪ - ♪ Good night ♪ - ♪ Good night ♪
♪ Good night! ♪
Oh!
We've still got it!
Lola, we have to come clean.
We didn't just happen to book a gig here at Childrens.
No?
We need you, Lola. We want you back in the group.
Oh, my God, you guys.
That's the sound that this little girl was making.
It was the coolest asthma I'd ever heard.
Ahh, forget about it.
Oh! Leaving so soon?
No!
Let me get your parking validated for you.
Thanks.
Oh, you guys.
We want you back in the group.
I don't know.
Who's the attending doctor?!
I got a blocked esophageal tube,
and I can't clear it!
Okay, I'm on it!
Lola, wait!
There's good money to be made
at the professional barbershop quartet circuit.
I'm listening.
- Dr. Spratt! - Oh, right! Yeah!
We travel all over the country singing at health fairs,
mobile medical clinics.
Vaccination jamborees.
Vax jambos? Wow!
She's not breathing! Code blue!
Right! I...
Oh, you guys, I can't!
This isn't just my place of employment.
It's also my job.
We'll miss you, Lola.
I'm gonna miss you guys, too.
Aww!
♪ I dream of Jeanie with the light brown hair ♪
Oh, that's me!
♪ Borne like a vapor... ♪
Aah!
Freeze, Downs!
♪ Good night, ladies ♪
There is no horse here,
just as sure as my name has always been Chief...
Rosenberg.
- ♪ Sweet dreams, ladies ♪ - Oh, bat crap.
Take him out back, grind him into glue.
And... so fast.
♪ Sweet dreams, ladies ♪
Mamma Fiorucci?
♪ Sweet dreams, ladies ♪
♪ We're going to leave you now ♪
Huh.
That tenor looked like
the infamous mob boss Mamma Fiorucci.
But why would she be singing with...
♪ Sweet dreams... ♪
You were supposed to meet me downtown,
but you let me down, Downs.
Now I'm gonna have to take you down.
Watch your head.
We made it, girl. We did it.
We did it!
We fooled them all.
Well, uh,
I guess you can crash with me for a while,
you know, until you figure out your next move.
Make your water. Take your time.
Wow.
You horses pee for a long time, huh?
I think we have a bad connection.
I -- a bad connection!
Oh, my God, that's so much better.
Oh, good.
Guess I should cancel my 3:30.
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