1 00:00:00,047 --> 00:00:01,198 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Let's do this... by now you know 2 00:00:01,223 --> 00:00:03,545 Jane and Michael got engaged. 3 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:05,031 - Will you marry me? Marry me. - Yes! 4 00:00:05,056 --> 00:00:07,156 Leaving Rafael heartbroken. 5 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:09,342 Also heartbroken? Rogelio. 6 00:00:09,367 --> 00:00:11,503 See, he and Xo had reached an impasse. 7 00:00:11,528 --> 00:00:13,680 I don't want to have any more kids. 8 00:00:13,705 --> 00:00:15,819 Also at an impasse? Petra. 9 00:00:15,844 --> 00:00:18,260 See, she gave birth to twin girls. 10 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:20,484 - Elsa and Anna. - Like in Frozen? 11 00:00:20,509 --> 00:00:22,031 No one except for you would think of that. 12 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:24,296 But alas, she was having a hard time adjusting 13 00:00:24,321 --> 00:00:26,320 to new motherhood. In her defense, 14 00:00:26,345 --> 00:00:28,412 she didn't have the greatest role model. 15 00:00:28,437 --> 00:00:31,169 Oh, and speaking of tricky family members, 16 00:00:31,194 --> 00:00:34,196 Rafael's half brother Derek was back in town. 17 00:00:34,221 --> 00:00:35,916 And the question of the hour... 18 00:00:35,941 --> 00:00:37,544 Was he working with their mother, 19 00:00:37,569 --> 00:00:40,383 the notorious crime lord known as Mutter? 20 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:41,867 Michael certainly thought so. 21 00:00:41,892 --> 00:00:44,156 But Rafael, apparently not as much. 22 00:00:44,181 --> 00:00:45,750 RAFAEL: I think Derek's telling the truth. 23 00:00:45,775 --> 00:00:47,664 Oh, and speaking of danger, 24 00:00:47,689 --> 00:00:49,179 remember Alba's first love? 25 00:00:49,204 --> 00:00:52,533 Yo soy Pablo Alonso Segura. 26 00:00:52,558 --> 00:00:54,575 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, Alba swore he was cursed! 27 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,261 And yet... 28 00:00:56,551 --> 00:00:58,869 And then this happened... 29 00:00:58,894 --> 00:01:01,391 I know... OMG, right? 30 00:01:01,416 --> 00:01:04,232 Things are getting seriously biblical up in here! 31 00:01:04,257 --> 00:01:06,632 So let's get started. 32 00:01:06,804 --> 00:01:08,371 In the beginning, 33 00:01:08,396 --> 00:01:10,548 there was Alba and Mateo in Miami. 34 00:01:10,573 --> 00:01:14,476 And at first, the house was charmless and empty. 35 00:01:14,527 --> 00:01:16,094 And Alba said... 36 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:19,336 _ 37 00:01:21,421 --> 00:01:23,625 _ 38 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:26,676 So Mateo built her a porch swing. 39 00:01:27,719 --> 00:01:30,369 And it was so. 40 00:01:30,650 --> 00:01:32,780 And there was morning. 41 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:35,033 And there was evening. 42 00:01:35,058 --> 00:01:38,001 And God blessed them and said to them, 43 00:01:38,026 --> 00:01:41,024 "Be fruitful and multiply." 44 00:01:41,049 --> 00:01:44,113 And Alba begat Xiomara. 45 00:01:44,273 --> 00:01:47,422 And Xiomara begat Jane. 46 00:01:48,769 --> 00:01:51,069 Who begat Mateo II. 47 00:01:51,157 --> 00:01:52,801 And it was good. 48 00:01:53,096 --> 00:01:54,769 And then came the flood. 49 00:01:54,794 --> 00:01:56,094 (thunder rolls) 50 00:01:56,119 --> 00:01:57,523 Sorry, not that kind of flood. 51 00:01:57,548 --> 00:01:59,337 But remember this? 52 00:01:59,363 --> 00:02:02,471 (screams) 53 00:02:02,508 --> 00:02:04,343 _ 54 00:02:04,368 --> 00:02:06,132 And thus, they would have to rebuild. 55 00:02:06,157 --> 00:02:09,023 And so Alba, like Noah before her, said... 56 00:02:09,048 --> 00:02:11,158 _ 57 00:02:11,183 --> 00:02:13,320 _ 58 00:02:13,345 --> 00:02:15,317 Ma, just because Rafael was 59 00:02:15,342 --> 00:02:17,876 generous enough to let us stay here... 60 00:02:17,901 --> 00:02:19,814 Ah. 61 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,582 Does not mean we should take advantage. 62 00:02:21,607 --> 00:02:25,781 _ 63 00:02:25,806 --> 00:02:28,219 It was too overcast to go to the beach. 64 00:02:28,245 --> 00:02:29,578 ALBA: Hey. 65 00:02:29,603 --> 00:02:30,688 I thought we were meeting you 66 00:02:30,713 --> 00:02:31,980 at the house with the contractors. 67 00:02:32,005 --> 00:02:34,425 Michael's neighbors complained about Mateo. 68 00:02:34,449 --> 00:02:36,172 Seriously, who complains about Mateo?! 69 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,281 _ 70 00:02:38,306 --> 00:02:40,105 - Can you blame him? - He's been displaced! 71 00:02:40,130 --> 00:02:41,363 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, 72 00:02:41,388 --> 00:02:43,609 the Great Villanueva diaspora. 73 00:02:43,634 --> 00:02:45,402 Anyway, Michael's lease is up soon. 74 00:02:45,427 --> 00:02:48,195 We were gonna look for a new place after the wedding. 75 00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:50,931 It's just really bad timing. 76 00:02:51,655 --> 00:02:54,990 Or really bad luck. 77 00:02:55,015 --> 00:02:57,057 _ 78 00:02:58,167 --> 00:03:01,668 Oh, Pablo, didn't know you were here. 79 00:03:01,693 --> 00:03:04,329 You remember Pablo Alonso Segura, right? 80 00:03:04,354 --> 00:03:06,480 Alba swore he was cursed. 81 00:03:06,505 --> 00:03:08,280 Jane and Xo didn't believe. 82 00:03:08,305 --> 00:03:11,562 _ 83 00:03:11,587 --> 00:03:14,039 You'll notice the tables have turned. 84 00:03:14,064 --> 00:03:17,171 In Alba's defense, a more scientific explanation 85 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:19,429 of events had emerged. 86 00:03:19,462 --> 00:03:21,128 Long before Pablo arrived, 87 00:03:21,153 --> 00:03:22,765 a pipe at the house got clogged, 88 00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:24,672 which begat a leak, which begat water damage 89 00:03:24,697 --> 00:03:26,703 to a circuit breaker, which begat the power outage 90 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:27,867 when Pablo arrived. 91 00:03:27,892 --> 00:03:29,688 After the water continued to fill up the attic, 92 00:03:29,713 --> 00:03:31,217 until it could no longer bear the weight of it, 93 00:03:31,241 --> 00:03:32,477 which begat the ceiling crashing open 94 00:03:32,502 --> 00:03:33,992 which begat the great flood! 95 00:03:34,017 --> 00:03:36,235 And while that does make sense, well, 96 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:38,779 it's the third doorknob this week, people! 97 00:03:39,505 --> 00:03:41,699 Okay, let's hustle. 98 00:03:41,723 --> 00:03:43,423 We don't want to be late for the contractor. 99 00:03:43,448 --> 00:03:46,178 Hopefully, she can get us back in the house very soon. 100 00:03:46,204 --> 00:03:48,638 Yeah, you're not moving back in any time soon. 101 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:49,962 So, it's as bad as it looks? 102 00:03:49,987 --> 00:03:52,483 It's actually worse than it looks. 103 00:03:55,324 --> 00:03:57,100 Infested with mold. 104 00:03:57,124 --> 00:03:58,465 Oh. 105 00:03:58,603 --> 00:04:00,002 Do you think I'll still be able 106 00:04:00,027 --> 00:04:01,582 to get married here in six weeks? 107 00:04:01,693 --> 00:04:04,014 (laughing): That's cute. 108 00:04:04,039 --> 00:04:06,797 Oh, you're being serious? 109 00:04:06,821 --> 00:04:08,626 Yeah, there's no way that's happening. 110 00:04:09,086 --> 00:04:12,796 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 111 00:04:13,664 --> 00:04:15,992 _ 112 00:04:16,117 --> 00:04:18,250 JANE: Okay, I think I have everything I need. 113 00:04:18,275 --> 00:04:19,659 You guys ready? 114 00:04:19,684 --> 00:04:20,357 XIOMARA: Coming. 115 00:04:20,382 --> 00:04:22,317 _ 116 00:04:30,607 --> 00:04:31,760 XIOMARA: What's that? 117 00:04:31,785 --> 00:04:34,018 The first Bible Abuela bought me. 118 00:04:34,044 --> 00:04:36,484 I was looking for it when Mateo was born. 119 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:37,769 It's in perfect shape! 120 00:04:37,794 --> 00:04:39,914 _ 121 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:43,677 ROGELIO: I am your savior. 122 00:04:45,235 --> 00:04:48,229 - _ - See, Jane, every time God closes a door, 123 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:49,299 he opens up 124 00:04:49,324 --> 00:04:50,289 the opportunity 125 00:04:50,314 --> 00:04:52,695 for a much bigger wedding venue! 126 00:04:52,867 --> 00:04:55,258 Ah, we have to make decisions. 127 00:04:55,283 --> 00:04:56,933 I've been texting with Lauren Conrad, 128 00:04:56,958 --> 00:05:00,234 and she says we are way behind in our planning calendar. 129 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:01,259 Dad, this 130 00:05:01,284 --> 00:05:03,555 all looks so excessive 131 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:05,238 a-and so expensive. 132 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,275 People are loving Tiago and my profile's 133 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:09,074 never been higher, thanks to my kidnapping. 134 00:05:09,099 --> 00:05:11,093 So I'm sparing no expense. 135 00:05:11,117 --> 00:05:12,757 And that is so generous, but still, 136 00:05:12,782 --> 00:05:14,886 I just want, like, a small wedding. 137 00:05:14,911 --> 00:05:16,328 But we no longer have to adhere 138 00:05:16,353 --> 00:05:18,074 to the size restrictions of the house. 139 00:05:18,099 --> 00:05:20,291 - 75 people, Dad. - Don't remind me. 140 00:05:20,316 --> 00:05:22,011 I don't know how I'm going to squeeze 141 00:05:22,036 --> 00:05:24,537 - my list to 75. - What? 142 00:05:24,562 --> 00:05:27,015 What do I tell the president of Mexico or Charo? 143 00:05:27,052 --> 00:05:28,547 - Oh. - Oprah? 144 00:05:28,572 --> 00:05:30,860 I mean, even if I could get a hundred... 145 00:05:30,884 --> 00:05:31,418 Dad! 146 00:05:31,443 --> 00:05:33,328 The wedding is 75 people total. 147 00:05:33,353 --> 00:05:34,418 What? 148 00:05:34,443 --> 00:05:35,408 That's not a wedding. 149 00:05:35,433 --> 00:05:36,734 That's a game night. 150 00:05:36,759 --> 00:05:38,692 - You get 15 people. - 15 people? 151 00:05:38,717 --> 00:05:41,898 Oh, great, my daughter's getting married on the same day 152 00:05:41,923 --> 00:05:43,643 - I lose all my friends! - Dad! 153 00:05:43,668 --> 00:05:46,168 - I can't reduce to 15 people. - You'll figure it out. 154 00:05:46,193 --> 00:05:48,594 We can go over the list together. 155 00:05:48,619 --> 00:05:50,945 DEREK: We've gone over it already. 156 00:05:50,970 --> 00:05:52,859 Yeah, but just to clarify, 'cause I'm still 157 00:05:52,884 --> 00:05:55,324 having trouble connecting a few dots. 158 00:05:55,642 --> 00:05:59,222 So you find out your mom died, you decide to... 159 00:05:59,247 --> 00:06:01,047 hike the Appalachian Trail. 160 00:06:01,072 --> 00:06:02,905 So you drove alone to Georgia. 161 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,496 What are you clarifying? 162 00:06:04,725 --> 00:06:06,474 You seem to have all the details. 163 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,074 Yeah, but I feel like you're leaving some out, 164 00:06:08,099 --> 00:06:09,541 pertaining to your mother. 165 00:06:09,566 --> 00:06:12,336 _ 166 00:06:12,361 --> 00:06:14,163 See, I think you know where she is. 167 00:06:14,187 --> 00:06:15,770 What the hell? 168 00:06:15,796 --> 00:06:16,984 You're questioning my brother 169 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:17,875 without his lawyer present? 170 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:19,253 This is an informal thing. 171 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:20,281 His lawyer is in New York. 172 00:06:20,306 --> 00:06:21,149 Informal, right. Come on. 173 00:06:21,174 --> 00:06:22,078 Get up. We're leaving. 174 00:06:22,103 --> 00:06:23,510 No, sit down. You're not leaving. 175 00:06:23,535 --> 00:06:25,414 Let me speak to you outside. 176 00:06:27,342 --> 00:06:29,445 - What the hell are you doing?! - What the hell are you doing?! 177 00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:31,002 I'm trying to conduct an investigation! 178 00:06:31,027 --> 00:06:32,804 And my brother was not involved with our mother! 179 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:34,289 - I'm getting him local counsel. - From now on, 180 00:06:34,314 --> 00:06:36,214 you do not question him without his attorney present. 181 00:06:36,239 --> 00:06:38,989 (Mateo crying) 182 00:06:39,014 --> 00:06:40,313 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, I can kind of see 183 00:06:40,338 --> 00:06:41,782 why Michael's neighbors complained. 184 00:06:41,807 --> 00:06:43,414 I think he's teething. 185 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:45,599 Oh, I'm gonna try walking him. 186 00:06:45,624 --> 00:06:46,423 Okay. 187 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:47,751 - Hi. Bye. - Hi. 188 00:06:47,776 --> 00:06:50,109 Bye. Bye. 189 00:06:50,134 --> 00:06:54,054 (crying continues) 190 00:07:01,619 --> 00:07:03,052 Hmm. 191 00:07:03,077 --> 00:07:05,935 Okay, okay. 192 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,224 (shushes) 193 00:07:07,249 --> 00:07:10,050 (shushing) 194 00:07:10,576 --> 00:07:11,875 (crying) 195 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:14,441 Oh! (shushes) 196 00:07:14,466 --> 00:07:15,690 Sorry. 197 00:07:15,715 --> 00:07:16,954 Oh. 198 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:19,750 - (Mateo stops crying) - (gasps) 199 00:07:21,871 --> 00:07:23,710 (whispers): Finally. 200 00:07:24,759 --> 00:07:27,063 The twins keeping you up? 201 00:07:27,088 --> 00:07:28,491 Hmm? 202 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:29,453 Oh, the babies? 203 00:07:29,478 --> 00:07:31,743 No, no, no. They're-they're, 204 00:07:31,768 --> 00:07:33,251 they're good sleepers. 205 00:07:33,276 --> 00:07:34,819 - Oh. - Yeah. 206 00:07:34,844 --> 00:07:36,463 Uh, how does your family 207 00:07:36,488 --> 00:07:37,622 like living here? 208 00:07:37,647 --> 00:07:39,110 It's too bad the sun's been hiding out. 209 00:07:39,136 --> 00:07:40,242 My grandma's never leaving. 210 00:07:40,267 --> 00:07:41,291 (chuckles) 211 00:07:41,316 --> 00:07:43,037 And Michael and I are gonna go 212 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:44,617 look at a place tomorrow. 213 00:07:47,101 --> 00:07:49,128 Yeah, there's like a... 214 00:07:49,153 --> 00:07:51,352 I didn't realize there were so many charming houses 215 00:07:51,377 --> 00:07:54,110 in my price range... Petra, are you okay? 216 00:07:55,970 --> 00:07:58,069 Yeah, good. 217 00:07:58,094 --> 00:08:00,714 Tired. (chuckles) 218 00:08:01,468 --> 00:08:03,468 Good luck with the, uh, 219 00:08:03,493 --> 00:08:04,686 charming houses. 220 00:08:04,711 --> 00:08:05,743 Thanks. 221 00:08:05,768 --> 00:08:07,656 Hmm. 222 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:13,937 Okay, so clearly "charming" is code for "small and old." 223 00:08:13,962 --> 00:08:14,610 Mm-hmm. 224 00:08:14,635 --> 00:08:15,495 _ 225 00:08:15,519 --> 00:08:17,221 Take your time. Look around. 226 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:18,956 A house has to speak to you. 227 00:08:18,981 --> 00:08:21,069 Come on. 228 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:23,803 Pretty depressing. We can't live here. 229 00:08:23,828 --> 00:08:25,444 Well, a coat of paint, 230 00:08:25,470 --> 00:08:27,252 some plants. 231 00:08:27,276 --> 00:08:28,780 It's got nothing on our list. 232 00:08:28,805 --> 00:08:29,679 _ 233 00:08:29,704 --> 00:08:30,514 _ 234 00:08:30,539 --> 00:08:31,138 _ 235 00:08:31,163 --> 00:08:31,803 _ 236 00:08:31,828 --> 00:08:32,889 _ 237 00:08:32,914 --> 00:08:35,202 Yeah, that list is not happening. 238 00:08:35,226 --> 00:08:36,560 Not on your budget. 239 00:08:36,586 --> 00:08:38,277 Yeah, got to be honest. 240 00:08:38,302 --> 00:08:40,497 I'm falling apart here, Jane. 241 00:08:40,522 --> 00:08:42,793 I've got asbestos in my bones, 242 00:08:42,818 --> 00:08:44,551 creaks in my floorboards, 243 00:08:44,576 --> 00:08:46,104 and a dirty-ash chimney. 244 00:08:46,129 --> 00:08:48,545 You know what, yeah, this isn't really speaking to us. 245 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,179 Okay, let me show you something 246 00:08:50,204 --> 00:08:52,829 that might be interesting. 247 00:08:52,854 --> 00:08:54,825 Oh! Two bedroom, two bath, 248 00:08:54,851 --> 00:08:56,263 actually within your price range. 249 00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:57,653 Oh. What's the catch? 250 00:08:57,678 --> 00:08:58,795 It's in West Miramar, 251 00:08:58,820 --> 00:09:01,125 about, uh, 30 minutes away. 252 00:09:02,536 --> 00:09:04,132 I don't know. 253 00:09:04,157 --> 00:09:05,140 Our lives are here. 254 00:09:05,165 --> 00:09:06,669 Well, people commute. 255 00:09:06,694 --> 00:09:08,220 You know, let's just go look at it. 256 00:09:08,245 --> 00:09:10,125 It's a real house with a yard. 257 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,902 PHARAOH STATUE: Go, Jane, go! 258 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,820 Get out of here while you still can. 259 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,206 (coughing) 260 00:09:16,613 --> 00:09:18,112 - _ - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted 261 00:09:18,137 --> 00:09:19,936 that with every fiber of her being, 262 00:09:19,961 --> 00:09:22,149 Jane really wanted to hate this house. 263 00:09:22,174 --> 00:09:24,984 And it should be noted, with every fiber of her body, 264 00:09:25,009 --> 00:09:26,844 she did not. 265 00:09:26,869 --> 00:09:28,781 _ 266 00:09:31,687 --> 00:09:33,781 _ 267 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,203 _ 268 00:09:39,953 --> 00:09:41,835 _ 269 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:43,352 The drive didn't even feel that far. 270 00:09:43,377 --> 00:09:45,253 - It really didn't, right? - And with podcasts? 271 00:09:45,277 --> 00:09:47,226 I actually like driving. I think it's relaxing. 272 00:09:47,251 --> 00:09:48,483 - Yeah. - Yeah. 273 00:09:48,508 --> 00:09:50,273 (speaks indistinctly) 274 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:51,964 Whoa, slow down. 275 00:09:51,989 --> 00:09:54,367 Look, let's not beat around the bush. 276 00:09:54,392 --> 00:09:55,658 I'm kind of perfect, right? 277 00:09:55,683 --> 00:09:57,852 My dishwasher, the swooshy yard. 278 00:09:58,173 --> 00:10:00,851 And did you meet the Diaz-Goldbergs next door? 279 00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:03,244 They've got a daughter on the honor roll 280 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,677 who babysits. 281 00:10:04,702 --> 00:10:06,383 But can you really move 282 00:10:06,408 --> 00:10:08,203 Mateo 39 minutes away? 283 00:10:08,228 --> 00:10:09,243 I mean, 284 00:10:09,268 --> 00:10:11,140 I hate to be all doomsday prophecy, 285 00:10:11,165 --> 00:10:14,300 but your baby daddy's never gonna go for it. 286 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:17,339 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And as much as Jane hated to admit it, 287 00:10:17,364 --> 00:10:20,532 she knew the snarky wallpaper made a good point. 288 00:10:23,172 --> 00:10:25,053 JANE: And West Miramar's only 30 minutes away. 289 00:10:25,078 --> 00:10:26,967 - It's 45 minutes away. - 39. 290 00:10:26,992 --> 00:10:28,353 With no traffic. 291 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,610 That's over an hour 292 00:10:29,635 --> 00:10:30,843 for every pickup and drop-off. 293 00:10:30,868 --> 00:10:32,044 And what if something big happens? 294 00:10:32,069 --> 00:10:33,669 Like he takes his first step? 295 00:10:33,694 --> 00:10:35,989 It's not like I can just pop over. 296 00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:37,708 I know. 297 00:10:37,733 --> 00:10:38,602 And trust me, 298 00:10:38,627 --> 00:10:40,107 I wish it was closer. 299 00:10:40,132 --> 00:10:41,625 But it has a yard 300 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:43,316 for Mateo, you know? 301 00:10:43,341 --> 00:10:45,140 And-and we can't afford that kind of house in Miami. 302 00:10:45,165 --> 00:10:46,365 Yeah, but I can. 303 00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:47,831 Find a house like it, 304 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,288 near here, 305 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,849 and I'll pay the difference. 306 00:10:50,977 --> 00:10:53,377 Before you say no, just... 307 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,620 will you think about it? 308 00:10:54,645 --> 00:10:56,867 Like, really think about it? 309 00:10:56,892 --> 00:10:58,171 We can't take your money. 310 00:10:58,196 --> 00:10:59,058 Why not? 311 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:00,250 Everything's about compromise. 312 00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:02,034 And it's what's best for Mateo. 313 00:11:02,165 --> 00:11:05,033 He'd grow up in a nice place near his dad... 314 00:11:05,858 --> 00:11:07,906 Look, just talk about it with Michael 315 00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:09,864 and-and at least consider it. 316 00:11:10,217 --> 00:11:11,867 Yeah, okay. 317 00:11:11,892 --> 00:11:13,057 We'll consider it. 318 00:11:13,082 --> 00:11:15,233 Okay, good-bye, Mr. Sweetface. 319 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:18,126 (kisses) Mommy loves you, yes. 320 00:11:18,151 --> 00:11:20,146 I'll see you tomorrow. 321 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:22,882 So Petra's back full-time? 322 00:11:23,043 --> 00:11:24,309 Yeah. 323 00:11:24,334 --> 00:11:25,849 And is she okay? 324 00:11:25,873 --> 00:11:27,978 Because I saw her last night, and she seemed off. 325 00:11:28,003 --> 00:11:30,046 She's definitely overwhelmed. 326 00:11:30,071 --> 00:11:31,617 - Yeah. - It kind of seems like 327 00:11:31,642 --> 00:11:33,075 she's afraid of them. 328 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,968 Maybe I'll check on her. 329 00:11:34,993 --> 00:11:36,289 Just mom... 330 00:11:36,314 --> 00:11:37,408 to mom, 331 00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:39,769 I wanted to see how you were doing. 332 00:11:40,190 --> 00:11:42,390 Because Rafael and I are a little concerned. 333 00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:43,570 And yes, we talked about it 334 00:11:43,595 --> 00:11:45,946 and I know you don't like to be handled. 335 00:11:49,415 --> 00:11:53,773 I... don't really know what I'm doing... 336 00:11:53,798 --> 00:11:55,630 with them. 337 00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:57,322 That is totally normal. 338 00:11:57,347 --> 00:11:58,806 It is! 339 00:11:58,831 --> 00:11:59,726 Have you ever been to one of 340 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:00,717 those new moms groups? 341 00:12:00,742 --> 00:12:02,438 - Oh, please. - Seriously. 342 00:12:02,463 --> 00:12:05,691 I-I went when I was feeling overwhelmed, and it helped. 343 00:12:05,716 --> 00:12:07,032 Because then you see 344 00:12:07,056 --> 00:12:09,382 that everyone's going through the same thing. 345 00:12:10,224 --> 00:12:11,968 Well, even if I wanted to, 346 00:12:11,993 --> 00:12:14,660 I can't go out with two babies; it's such an ordeal. 347 00:12:15,437 --> 00:12:17,383 Petra... 348 00:12:17,416 --> 00:12:20,367 - Fine. Will you take me? - Yes. 349 00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:23,563 - MICHAEL: Whoa. - Hi. 350 00:12:23,588 --> 00:12:24,947 What are all those doing here? 351 00:12:24,972 --> 00:12:26,977 Trying to make the place homier for Mateo. 352 00:12:27,002 --> 00:12:27,622 Aw. 353 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,047 You know, I never thought I'd say this, 354 00:12:29,072 --> 00:12:30,437 but I'm actually getting 355 00:12:30,462 --> 00:12:32,557 kind of sick of shrimp cocktail. 356 00:12:32,582 --> 00:12:33,751 _ 357 00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:37,023 Okay, so, I just got off the phone with the Realtor. 358 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,461 Turns out there are other people making a play for the house. 359 00:12:39,486 --> 00:12:40,773 So they want us to write 360 00:12:40,797 --> 00:12:42,107 some kind of a letter 361 00:12:42,132 --> 00:12:44,371 explaining why we are the perfect tenants. 362 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,220 Yeah, about that... 363 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:48,007 Rafael already said no? 364 00:12:48,032 --> 00:12:49,593 He just thinks it's too far. 365 00:12:49,618 --> 00:12:50,257 Oh... 366 00:12:50,282 --> 00:12:52,249 - He did offer... - What? 367 00:12:52,274 --> 00:12:54,007 - I already said no. - To what? 368 00:12:54,032 --> 00:12:55,890 Well, to pay the difference for a comparable place here. 369 00:12:55,915 --> 00:12:58,133 - No. We are not accepting his money. - Calm down. 370 00:12:58,158 --> 00:13:00,234 I said no. I knew you'd never go for it. 371 00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:02,250 - Would you? - No. (scoffs) 372 00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:02,962 I think. 373 00:13:02,987 --> 00:13:04,401 I don't know. Maybe. 374 00:13:04,426 --> 00:13:05,781 I mean, it would be better 375 00:13:05,806 --> 00:13:07,220 for Mateo to be close to his father. 376 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,100 I'm sorry, I just don't feel comfortable with that. 377 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:10,691 I know. I get it. 378 00:13:10,716 --> 00:13:12,396 I mean, there's always strings attached with money. 379 00:13:12,421 --> 00:13:13,742 Like, look at your dad and the wedding. 380 00:13:13,767 --> 00:13:15,767 He thinks because he's paying for it 381 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,124 he can invite whoever he wants. 382 00:13:17,149 --> 00:13:19,333 - What? Did he call you? - (doorbell rings) 383 00:13:19,358 --> 00:13:20,609 Ma, your room service! 384 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,312 Texted. Three times. 385 00:13:22,647 --> 00:13:24,714 He's desperate for some wiggle room 386 00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:27,156 with his guest list, and by that I mean 387 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,710 he wants to invite the actual Wiggles. 388 00:13:29,736 --> 00:13:31,287 - Oh... - Apparently, they're very dear friends. 389 00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:32,914 He also wants to know if Charo performs, 390 00:13:32,939 --> 00:13:34,164 does that count as entertainment 391 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,141 or as one of his guests? 392 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,516 - Charo is performing? - No. 393 00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:39,766 I can't believe he went to you after I said no. 394 00:13:39,791 --> 00:13:41,976 You just need to tell him to back the hell off. 395 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,523 I would, but he needs his space from me, so... 396 00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:45,327 JANE: Okay. 397 00:13:45,351 --> 00:13:47,062 New rule: if we haven't met them, 398 00:13:47,088 --> 00:13:48,657 they can't come. Period. 399 00:13:48,681 --> 00:13:50,815 Oh... ! 400 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,135 They gave me extra chipotle mayo. 401 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,125 What? 402 00:13:56,338 --> 00:13:57,656 I love it here. 403 00:13:57,681 --> 00:13:58,681 _ 404 00:13:58,706 --> 00:13:59,743 _ 405 00:13:59,768 --> 00:14:02,445 What if we made a schedule 406 00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:03,776 and presented it to Rafael? 407 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,305 I'll be driving into Miami 408 00:14:05,330 --> 00:14:06,521 every weekday for work... 409 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,131 And I'll be coming into Miami 410 00:14:08,156 --> 00:14:09,398 three days a week for school 411 00:14:09,423 --> 00:14:11,298 and twice for shifts at the Marbella. 412 00:14:11,324 --> 00:14:13,852 You know? So between me, Michael and my mom, 413 00:14:13,877 --> 00:14:15,452 you'll barely have to spend any time in the car. 414 00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:17,164 Before you say no, 415 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,403 will you at least consider it? 416 00:14:20,176 --> 00:14:22,547 Like you guys considered the money? 417 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,500 Come on. 418 00:14:24,525 --> 00:14:25,659 We did. 419 00:14:25,683 --> 00:14:27,784 You can understand us not taking it. 420 00:14:27,809 --> 00:14:29,796 Look, I know it's not ideal, 421 00:14:29,821 --> 00:14:31,895 but I-it's only a year lease. 422 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,165 If it doesn't work, we won't renew. 423 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:37,414 You're the one who said we all have to make compromises, 424 00:14:37,439 --> 00:14:40,073 and a year is not that long. 425 00:14:40,098 --> 00:14:43,467 _ 426 00:14:43,492 --> 00:14:49,024 _ 427 00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:50,015 (laughs) 428 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,000 _ 429 00:14:55,487 --> 00:14:56,656 Mmm. 430 00:14:56,681 --> 00:14:58,742 _ 431 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,102 No. 432 00:15:00,127 --> 00:15:01,133 _ 433 00:15:01,158 --> 00:15:04,070 _ 434 00:15:04,095 --> 00:15:07,390 _ 435 00:15:07,415 --> 00:15:09,578 _ 436 00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:11,983 _ 437 00:15:12,008 --> 00:15:17,723 _ 438 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,859 _ 439 00:15:20,884 --> 00:15:23,218 _ 440 00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:28,295 _ 441 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:33,438 _ 442 00:15:35,994 --> 00:15:37,260 Abuela? 443 00:15:37,285 --> 00:15:39,065 _ 444 00:15:39,617 --> 00:15:42,161 _ 445 00:15:46,132 --> 00:15:47,398 (giggles) 446 00:15:47,423 --> 00:15:49,046 Abuela, that's... 447 00:15:49,071 --> 00:15:50,430 Hilarious. 448 00:15:50,455 --> 00:15:52,750 You're joking, right? 449 00:15:52,775 --> 00:15:55,272 _ 450 00:15:55,297 --> 00:15:56,859 Abuela, what Mom is trying to say 451 00:15:56,884 --> 00:15:59,353 is that you guys have only known each other for a week. 452 00:15:59,378 --> 00:16:01,995 _ 453 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:03,727 So date. Yeah? 454 00:16:03,752 --> 00:16:04,984 What's the rush? 455 00:16:05,009 --> 00:16:08,984 _ 456 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:14,132 _ 457 00:16:14,256 --> 00:16:15,855 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted that years 458 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,601 of reading each other's body language 459 00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:19,862 allowed Jane to correctly interpret this as, 460 00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:21,882 "It still seems pretty crazy to me." 461 00:16:21,907 --> 00:16:24,312 And Xo correctly translated this as, 462 00:16:24,337 --> 00:16:26,733 "I know, but what can we do? She's happy." 463 00:16:26,758 --> 00:16:29,127 Abuela, if that's what you want, we are happy for you. 464 00:16:29,152 --> 00:16:31,006 - Ay... - Yeah. 465 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,546 Ah... 466 00:16:33,877 --> 00:16:36,610 I can't believe you're both getting married! 467 00:16:36,635 --> 00:16:38,031 I really gotta step up my game! 468 00:16:38,056 --> 00:16:40,483 - Ah! - (laughter) 469 00:16:40,508 --> 00:16:42,676 Which brings us here, now. 470 00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:43,693 Any silly games? 471 00:16:43,718 --> 00:16:45,361 Nope. No games. 472 00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:46,519 Cheesy songs? 473 00:16:46,544 --> 00:16:49,039 Maybe one cheesy song. 474 00:16:49,325 --> 00:16:51,476 But it's not about rainbows and friendship and gross stuff. 475 00:16:51,501 --> 00:16:52,956 And you do not have to sing. 476 00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:54,689 ♪ And my name is Petra ♪ 477 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,148 MOMS: ♪ Hi, Petra, hi, Petra ♪ 478 00:16:57,173 --> 00:17:00,407 ♪ I'm mommy to Elsa and Anna ♪ 479 00:17:00,432 --> 00:17:01,617 Oh, like in Frozen? 480 00:17:01,642 --> 00:17:02,765 No, not like that at all. 481 00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,928 ♪ Hi, Elsa, hi, Anna ♪ 482 00:17:04,953 --> 00:17:07,079 ♪ And my name is Ja-ane ♪ 483 00:17:07,104 --> 00:17:08,753 MOMS: ♪ Hi, Jane, hi, Jane ♪ 484 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,811 ♪ I'm mommy to Mateo ♪ 485 00:17:10,836 --> 00:17:12,359 ♪ Who's not here but I am ♪ 486 00:17:12,384 --> 00:17:13,796 ♪ Because my... ♪ 487 00:17:13,821 --> 00:17:14,672 Oh, um, sorry. 488 00:17:14,697 --> 00:17:17,031 Because, uh, when he was a newborn, 489 00:17:17,056 --> 00:17:19,756 this group was really helpful. 490 00:17:19,912 --> 00:17:22,365 Uh... just in terms of not making me 491 00:17:22,390 --> 00:17:25,062 feel so alone and overwhelmed. 492 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,359 And my... (clears throat) 493 00:17:27,384 --> 00:17:28,796 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What is the right word here? 494 00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:30,680 Friend... 495 00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:33,538 Slash son's sisters' baby mama... 496 00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:35,101 Petra is going through it, 497 00:17:35,126 --> 00:17:36,298 times two. 498 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,723 WOMAN: You're in the right place. 499 00:17:37,748 --> 00:17:39,114 We're all feeling alone 500 00:17:39,139 --> 00:17:40,504 and overwhelmed here. 501 00:17:40,529 --> 00:17:41,963 WOMAN 2: This is my second kid. 502 00:17:42,029 --> 00:17:43,495 I thought I was prepared. 503 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,577 No. 504 00:17:44,602 --> 00:17:46,970 That newborn bubble, it is intense. 505 00:17:46,995 --> 00:17:48,566 - And the hormones. - (baby fussing) 506 00:17:48,591 --> 00:17:50,350 There are days when I wonder why I did it. 507 00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,046 Are there any days you don't wonder? 508 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,351 (laughter) 509 00:17:57,468 --> 00:17:59,942 (knocking at door) 510 00:18:03,198 --> 00:18:05,131 Oh, hi. 511 00:18:05,156 --> 00:18:05,875 Good morning. 512 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,233 Is, uh, Jane here? 513 00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:10,140 I wanted her to join my dear friend and I 514 00:18:10,165 --> 00:18:11,798 for breakfast downstairs. 515 00:18:11,823 --> 00:18:13,093 Hi. 516 00:18:13,118 --> 00:18:14,531 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Cuchi, cuchi! 517 00:18:14,556 --> 00:18:16,000 Is that who I think it is? 518 00:18:16,025 --> 00:18:17,025 _ 519 00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:18,541 _ 520 00:18:18,566 --> 00:18:20,020 _ 521 00:18:20,045 --> 00:18:21,334 _ 522 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:23,177 _ 523 00:18:23,459 --> 00:18:24,825 Uh... 524 00:18:24,852 --> 00:18:26,785 Jane isn't here. 525 00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:29,113 She went to a new mommy class with Petra. 526 00:18:29,138 --> 00:18:30,122 Oh, dear. 527 00:18:30,147 --> 00:18:32,414 Rogelio, we can meet her at class. 528 00:18:32,439 --> 00:18:34,217 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're... we can discuss. 529 00:18:34,242 --> 00:18:35,156 Thank you, Xiomara. 530 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,280 Actually, 531 00:18:36,721 --> 00:18:38,541 do you have a minute to chat? 532 00:18:38,566 --> 00:18:40,717 - Alone? - Mmm... 533 00:18:40,741 --> 00:18:44,187 I keep no secrets from Charo. 534 00:18:44,781 --> 00:18:46,814 Okay... 535 00:18:46,964 --> 00:18:50,545 I know you and Jane haven't exactly been seeing eye to eye 536 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:51,671 with all this wedding stuff... 537 00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:52,496 Lauren says 538 00:18:52,521 --> 00:18:53,828 that spirited disagreement 539 00:18:53,853 --> 00:18:55,960 is part of the fun of planning a wedding. 540 00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:57,416 Who is Lauren? 541 00:18:57,441 --> 00:18:58,441 L.C. 542 00:18:58,466 --> 00:18:59,873 Okay. 543 00:18:59,898 --> 00:19:01,329 Look, I just want you to know 544 00:19:01,354 --> 00:19:04,385 that I'm here, in case you need help navigating. 545 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,641 Stop, Xiomara. I think I made it very clear. 546 00:19:06,665 --> 00:19:07,949 I need space from you. 547 00:19:07,975 --> 00:19:10,521 But... but this is about Jane and the wedding. 548 00:19:10,546 --> 00:19:13,742 And we're still a family, first and foremost. 549 00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:15,113 Yes, we are. 550 00:19:15,138 --> 00:19:17,706 But my heart is also still broken. 551 00:19:17,731 --> 00:19:19,874 And repeating that over 552 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:23,500 and over is getting a little... 553 00:19:23,525 --> 00:19:25,312 embarrassing. 554 00:19:25,886 --> 00:19:28,064 Come, Charo. 555 00:19:30,298 --> 00:19:31,930 PETRA: And I feel... 556 00:19:31,955 --> 00:19:33,465 at a loss, I guess. 557 00:19:33,490 --> 00:19:34,144 I mean, 558 00:19:34,169 --> 00:19:36,512 I-I, I look at them 559 00:19:36,537 --> 00:19:37,891 and I know they're my daughters, 560 00:19:37,916 --> 00:19:39,692 but I-I just... 561 00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:42,181 can't connect with them. 562 00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:44,532 I don't know, I just feel like 563 00:19:44,557 --> 00:19:47,829 m-maybe they would be better off with... 564 00:19:48,423 --> 00:19:50,734 someone else taking care of them. 565 00:19:50,759 --> 00:19:52,758 JANE: You know that's not true, right? 566 00:19:52,783 --> 00:19:54,783 You're their mom. 567 00:19:56,466 --> 00:19:58,468 Petra... 568 00:19:58,705 --> 00:20:00,045 I'm fine. 569 00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:01,284 (laughing): I'm fine. 570 00:20:01,309 --> 00:20:03,773 I'm just overwhelmed, like everybody else here is. 571 00:20:03,864 --> 00:20:06,148 WOMAN: Petra, I'm gonna jump in here. 572 00:20:06,173 --> 00:20:07,500 It definitely sounds like 573 00:20:07,525 --> 00:20:09,543 you're veering into postpartum territory. 574 00:20:10,659 --> 00:20:13,375 - What? No. No. - How's your sleep? 575 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,750 Fine. 576 00:20:14,775 --> 00:20:16,842 I saw you walking the halls in the middle of the night 577 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,499 What is this, some kind of intervention? 578 00:20:18,524 --> 00:20:20,593 You told me to come here to talk about how I was feeling. 579 00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:21,850 And now I'm hearing you 580 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:22,961 and I'm a little concerned. 581 00:20:22,986 --> 00:20:23,872 I'm fine. 582 00:20:23,897 --> 00:20:25,130 Excuse me, 583 00:20:25,155 --> 00:20:27,422 - I-I need to use the restroom. - Oh. 584 00:20:27,447 --> 00:20:28,672 I got her. 585 00:20:30,861 --> 00:20:32,828 Wow. 586 00:20:33,658 --> 00:20:35,926 ♪ ♪ 587 00:20:37,639 --> 00:20:39,505 So... 588 00:20:39,984 --> 00:20:41,917 you never came back. 589 00:20:42,232 --> 00:20:44,091 The way everyone was judging me there? 590 00:20:44,116 --> 00:20:46,215 We were concerned. 591 00:20:47,144 --> 00:20:49,214 Look, early motherhood is hard 592 00:20:49,239 --> 00:20:50,386 and I don't think that I would've 593 00:20:50,411 --> 00:20:52,489 been able to get through it without these... 594 00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:55,720 great moments with Mateo. 595 00:20:55,745 --> 00:20:58,897 And I just don't think you're having great moments. 596 00:20:59,964 --> 00:21:02,016 ♪ ♪ 597 00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:06,729 Look, Pippa's mom had postpartum 598 00:21:06,754 --> 00:21:08,561 with baby number one. 599 00:21:08,586 --> 00:21:11,781 Here's the number to the doctor that she saw. 600 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,219 And FYI, 601 00:21:14,244 --> 00:21:17,264 I hear that the doctor is very exclusive and very expensive. 602 00:21:17,289 --> 00:21:20,250 Yeah, and I don't even think they take insurance. 603 00:21:22,819 --> 00:21:25,134 Just tell me that you'll think about it. 604 00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:28,495 I'll think about it. 605 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,575 _ 606 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:36,650 _ 607 00:21:36,675 --> 00:21:39,348 (sighs) 608 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:47,877 _ 609 00:21:47,902 --> 00:21:49,949 PETRA: What's wrong? 610 00:21:50,886 --> 00:21:52,285 You-you look upset. 611 00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:53,820 Everything okay with the hotel? 612 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,278 No, I... 613 00:21:55,303 --> 00:21:56,869 You're with the twins. 614 00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:59,096 Well, it's not like they can fend for themselves. 615 00:21:59,121 --> 00:22:00,882 Is this about our booking shortfall this month? 616 00:22:00,907 --> 00:22:01,926 RAFAEL: No. No, no. 617 00:22:01,951 --> 00:22:03,985 I was just writing an e-mail to Jane. 618 00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:05,807 Her and Michael found a house they can afford, 619 00:22:05,832 --> 00:22:07,898 but it's 40 minutes away, and I... 620 00:22:08,418 --> 00:22:11,032 I just don't want Mateo that far. 621 00:22:11,128 --> 00:22:13,526 - You freaking kidding me? - Excuse me? 622 00:22:13,551 --> 00:22:15,075 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that's when it happened. 623 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,869 After everything Jane's done, 624 00:22:16,894 --> 00:22:19,317 starting with having Mateo in the first place 625 00:22:19,342 --> 00:22:21,408 after your sister knocked her up, 626 00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:23,003 and you can't tolerate a small commute 627 00:22:23,028 --> 00:22:24,562 to let her live in her dream house? 628 00:22:24,587 --> 00:22:27,400 Get over yourself, Rafael, and find a way to make it work. 629 00:22:27,425 --> 00:22:31,238 And so, just as Jesus rose Lazarus from the dead, 630 00:22:31,263 --> 00:22:34,036 Petra Solano went to the mat for Jane Villanueva 631 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:38,020 on this day in the Year of our Lord 2016. 632 00:22:38,153 --> 00:22:40,419 _ 633 00:22:44,036 --> 00:22:47,434 _ 634 00:22:47,459 --> 00:22:49,725 DIRECTOR: And action! 635 00:22:51,715 --> 00:22:53,956 _ 636 00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:58,262 _ 637 00:22:58,287 --> 00:23:02,116 _ 638 00:23:02,141 --> 00:23:06,371 _ 639 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,496 _ 640 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:12,395 _ 641 00:23:12,427 --> 00:23:16,316 - _ - _ 642 00:23:16,341 --> 00:23:20,426 _ 643 00:23:20,451 --> 00:23:22,918 And cut! Good. 644 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,424 It was so nice of you to come here on your day off. 645 00:23:25,449 --> 00:23:27,348 You needed to think of my character. 646 00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:29,106 I want you to give a great performance. 647 00:23:29,131 --> 00:23:31,310 I also wonder, after work, 648 00:23:31,335 --> 00:23:34,293 you want to... run lines? 649 00:23:34,411 --> 00:23:37,574 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh, sounds like "running lines" means having sex. 650 00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:39,756 And then maybe we can have sex. 651 00:23:39,781 --> 00:23:42,254 Oh, I guess it just meant run lines. 652 00:23:42,279 --> 00:23:44,090 Uh, I'm sorry, Adriana. 653 00:23:44,115 --> 00:23:47,080 I don't think it's the right time for me. 654 00:23:48,530 --> 00:23:50,420 Now, if you'll excuse me. 655 00:23:50,445 --> 00:23:51,429 Jane! 656 00:23:51,968 --> 00:23:54,369 (Rogelio laughs) 657 00:23:54,394 --> 00:23:56,020 - Thank you for coming, Jane. - Oh, of course. 658 00:23:56,045 --> 00:23:58,582 You were amazing, and I loved that w... 659 00:23:58,607 --> 00:24:00,084 No need to shower me with praise. 660 00:24:00,110 --> 00:24:02,153 Come, there are some people I want you to meet. 661 00:24:02,178 --> 00:24:05,440 It should be noted that Rogelio failing to bask in her praise 662 00:24:05,465 --> 00:24:08,090 was Jane's first clue that something weird was going on. 663 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:11,551 Jane, I want you to meet all my friends at video village. 664 00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:14,844 Jane's second clue that something weird was going on? 665 00:24:14,869 --> 00:24:16,660 _ 666 00:24:16,685 --> 00:24:19,950 And, my dear, dear friend, Charo. 667 00:24:19,975 --> 00:24:21,307 Aah! 668 00:24:21,332 --> 00:24:23,559 Jane, you are so cute. 669 00:24:23,584 --> 00:24:25,451 Oh, thank you so much, Charo. 670 00:24:25,476 --> 00:24:27,113 You're spectacular. 671 00:24:27,138 --> 00:24:28,200 - Charo. - I know. 672 00:24:28,225 --> 00:24:29,941 ROGELIO: And this is Lewis and Andres. 673 00:24:29,966 --> 00:24:31,867 Have you guys seen Kathie Lee and Hoda? 674 00:24:31,892 --> 00:24:34,248 Hi, everyone. If you could just excuse me for one minute. 675 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,863 - Yeah, but... - No. 676 00:24:37,437 --> 00:24:40,099 Are you seriously trying to find a loophole in our guest rule? 677 00:24:40,124 --> 00:24:42,190 (scoffing): Of course not. 678 00:24:42,243 --> 00:24:44,710 - Dad. - Perhaps. 679 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:45,934 I just thought 680 00:24:45,966 --> 00:24:46,864 that once you met them, 681 00:24:46,889 --> 00:24:50,239 you will bend your insane 15-person rule. 682 00:24:50,263 --> 00:24:52,501 - It's not happening. - Why? I'm the one paying for it. 683 00:24:52,526 --> 00:24:53,591 Excuse me? 684 00:24:53,616 --> 00:24:55,249 Uh, I just mean that it's not 685 00:24:55,274 --> 00:24:56,947 about the money for me. 686 00:24:56,972 --> 00:24:58,690 It's not about money for me either. 687 00:24:58,715 --> 00:25:00,933 It's about who I want there. 688 00:25:01,332 --> 00:25:03,321 Which is why Michael and I will pay for it. 689 00:25:03,346 --> 00:25:06,060 What?! Yeah, it's just easier that way, Dad. 690 00:25:06,085 --> 00:25:08,865 But... Jane... 691 00:25:08,890 --> 00:25:11,596 Uh, so what do you want me to do with all this extra cake? 692 00:25:11,621 --> 00:25:13,622 Let the crew eat it or... ? 693 00:25:13,647 --> 00:25:14,794 Put it in the freezer. 694 00:25:14,818 --> 00:25:17,301 I'll take it home and eat it on my cheat days. 695 00:25:17,326 --> 00:25:18,944 _ 696 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,800 JANE: It's too complicated with Dad, you know? 697 00:25:24,825 --> 00:25:26,182 Too many strings. 698 00:25:26,207 --> 00:25:28,026 This way is better. 699 00:25:28,051 --> 00:25:30,389 All I need to do is find a new venue that's super cheap 700 00:25:30,414 --> 00:25:31,863 and available in a month and a half. 701 00:25:31,879 --> 00:25:34,124 _ 702 00:25:34,150 --> 00:25:34,860 Really? 703 00:25:34,885 --> 00:25:38,205 _ 704 00:25:38,230 --> 00:25:39,794 Great. Have a double wedding. 705 00:25:39,819 --> 00:25:41,018 Ma, stop. 706 00:25:41,238 --> 00:25:42,596 Do you really want to get married 707 00:25:42,598 --> 00:25:44,230 where the church ladies play bingo? 708 00:25:44,255 --> 00:25:46,055 All that matters is that I'm marrying the man that I love 709 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,885 surrounded by the people that I love. 710 00:25:47,910 --> 00:25:49,020 I'll go look at the church 711 00:25:49,045 --> 00:25:50,477 after Michael and I sign the lease. 712 00:25:50,672 --> 00:25:52,287 Oh, I need to go. 713 00:25:52,312 --> 00:25:53,311 Good luck. 714 00:25:53,336 --> 00:25:54,736 Mwah. 715 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:55,819 Adios. 716 00:25:55,844 --> 00:25:57,110 Mwah. Adios. 717 00:25:57,135 --> 00:25:58,538 _ 718 00:25:58,562 --> 00:26:01,035 The house isn't too far, right? 719 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,781 _ 720 00:26:03,806 --> 00:26:07,515 _ 721 00:26:07,594 --> 00:26:09,304 _ 722 00:26:09,508 --> 00:26:13,281 _ 723 00:26:13,968 --> 00:26:17,054 _ 724 00:26:18,336 --> 00:26:20,695 MAN: Ready to make this official? 725 00:26:22,159 --> 00:26:24,453 Two copies, read 'em over. 726 00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:27,156 There you go, buddy. 727 00:26:28,729 --> 00:26:31,146 It's all standard stuff, babe. 728 00:26:31,171 --> 00:26:33,371 I'm yours for the taking. 729 00:26:34,849 --> 00:26:38,758 - _ - (thunder rumbles) 730 00:26:38,819 --> 00:26:42,663 WALLPAPER BIRD: Come on, that's not real; you're just imagining it. 731 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,386 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Says the talking wallpaper. 732 00:26:44,411 --> 00:26:46,101 - Jane, look. - (gasps) 733 00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:47,352 ♪ ♪ 734 00:26:47,377 --> 00:26:49,909 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Mateo, you're cruising! 735 00:26:49,934 --> 00:26:52,468 - This is, like, uh, a milestone, right? - REALTOR: I'm filming. 736 00:26:52,493 --> 00:26:54,775 What a sign, right? In the new house. 737 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,892 And it did feel like a sign to Jane, 738 00:26:58,042 --> 00:27:00,213 but a very different one. 739 00:27:00,238 --> 00:27:01,583 ♪ ♪ 740 00:27:01,608 --> 00:27:03,149 What's wrong? 741 00:27:03,703 --> 00:27:05,421 (sighs) Um... 742 00:27:07,095 --> 00:27:08,828 We can't live here. 743 00:27:08,853 --> 00:27:10,780 What? I'm sorry. 744 00:27:10,805 --> 00:27:12,405 It's okay for me to be away from my parents, 745 00:27:12,429 --> 00:27:14,960 because I am an adult, but Mateo isn't... 746 00:27:14,985 --> 00:27:16,962 and he should be close to his father. 747 00:27:16,987 --> 00:27:18,587 WALLPAPER BIRD: Uh, lady, what? 748 00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:21,336 Need I remind you of my built-in dishwasher 749 00:27:21,361 --> 00:27:24,594 and the fact that there are jets in the master bath? 750 00:27:24,619 --> 00:27:26,336 I don't care about the dishwasher and the jets 751 00:27:26,361 --> 00:27:27,742 - in the bath, okay? - I'm not gonna change my mind! 752 00:27:27,767 --> 00:27:29,992 Whoa, whoa. Why are you yelling at me? I get it. 753 00:27:30,017 --> 00:27:31,583 - You do? - Yes. 754 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:32,747 I do. 755 00:27:32,772 --> 00:27:34,504 So we'll keep looking. 756 00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:36,664 It doesn't matter where we live, 757 00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:39,823 'cause wherever you are is home to me. 758 00:27:40,147 --> 00:27:41,881 ♪ ♪ 759 00:27:41,906 --> 00:27:45,029 WALLPAPER BIRD: Yeah, good luck finding direct sunlight 760 00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:47,858 and wood floors, you cheeseballs. 761 00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:50,406 WOMAN (over phone): And do you ever have thoughts of running away? 762 00:27:50,431 --> 00:27:51,530 Yes. 763 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:53,220 Yes, I have. 764 00:27:53,263 --> 00:27:55,400 It's okay. That's okay. 765 00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:58,285 And does postpartum depression run in your family? 766 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:00,444 Did your mother suffer from it? 767 00:28:00,469 --> 00:28:02,532 I don't know. 768 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:05,276 We're not exactly... close. 769 00:28:05,301 --> 00:28:07,310 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's one way to put it. 770 00:28:07,335 --> 00:28:09,940 Well, if you can, ask her before you come in. 771 00:28:09,966 --> 00:28:13,445 The more we know, the better we can help you. 772 00:28:14,121 --> 00:28:16,620 What do you mean you're taking off? Where are you going? 773 00:28:16,645 --> 00:28:18,062 New York for a little while. 774 00:28:18,087 --> 00:28:19,987 I got some friends who'll let me crash. 775 00:28:20,012 --> 00:28:21,612 Why not just stay here? 776 00:28:21,637 --> 00:28:22,898 In Miami? 777 00:28:22,923 --> 00:28:24,289 (chuckles softly) 778 00:28:24,314 --> 00:28:26,547 There's nothing for me here. 779 00:28:26,616 --> 00:28:29,648 Just a bunch of people judging me because of who my mom is. 780 00:28:29,790 --> 00:28:31,656 Same with me. 781 00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:35,196 Stay. 782 00:28:35,754 --> 00:28:37,757 I'll get you a job here. 783 00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:39,437 Let's hope this story turns out to be 784 00:28:39,462 --> 00:28:41,630 more Prodigal Son than Cain and Abel. 785 00:28:41,655 --> 00:28:43,587 DEREK (over speaker): Why would you do that? 786 00:28:43,612 --> 00:28:45,324 RAFAEL: Like I said, we're family. 787 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:48,281 Oh, dear! Michael's spying on Rafael! 788 00:28:48,306 --> 00:28:50,283 This could be bad. 789 00:28:50,308 --> 00:28:51,868 It wasn't that bad. 790 00:28:51,893 --> 00:28:54,170 There was a pigeon inside. 791 00:28:54,195 --> 00:28:55,792 There's exactly one half-functioning toilet 792 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:57,365 for the entire rec room. 793 00:28:57,390 --> 00:29:00,338 Okay, some nice lighting, music, scented candles... 794 00:29:00,363 --> 00:29:02,164 There are no windows. 795 00:29:02,189 --> 00:29:04,131 Hotel living has really spoiled you. 796 00:29:04,156 --> 00:29:05,430 Maybe. 797 00:29:05,455 --> 00:29:07,394 But why would you want to have your wedding there 798 00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:09,420 when you could have it somewhere much nicer? 799 00:29:09,489 --> 00:29:12,023 I tried, but Dad won't listen to what I want. 800 00:29:12,048 --> 00:29:15,273 Yeah, okay. What's so bad about what he wants? 801 00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:18,821 I just want to keep the wedding small. 802 00:29:18,846 --> 00:29:20,379 It's a religious sacrament. 803 00:29:20,404 --> 00:29:22,351 Agreed. Keep the ceremony small. 804 00:29:22,376 --> 00:29:24,544 You think Charo wants to sit in church? 805 00:29:24,945 --> 00:29:28,340 But why not have a big party after? 806 00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,392 What's the big deal? 807 00:29:30,417 --> 00:29:31,588 You used to dream of a big wedding? 808 00:29:31,613 --> 00:29:32,893 I don't know, it's just... 809 00:29:32,918 --> 00:29:34,242 - not where I'm at now. - Well, 810 00:29:34,267 --> 00:29:36,264 it's not really all about you, is it? 811 00:29:36,289 --> 00:29:38,132 My wedding? It kind of is. 812 00:29:38,156 --> 00:29:40,356 Nah. It's also about your family. 813 00:29:40,381 --> 00:29:43,338 We get to show you off. Plus, your dad didn't get 814 00:29:43,363 --> 00:29:45,659 to throw you a communion party or your quinceañera. 815 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:47,931 And he's proud of you. 816 00:29:47,967 --> 00:29:50,335 Ugh, you might be right. 817 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,572 I'll think about it. 818 00:29:54,815 --> 00:29:56,545 Oh. Wrong floor. 819 00:29:56,570 --> 00:29:58,219 Must have pushed it by mistake. 820 00:29:58,244 --> 00:29:59,945 And that's when she saw him. 821 00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:02,203 Now, was it Pablo's coat of many colors 822 00:30:02,247 --> 00:30:03,756 that caught her eye? 823 00:30:03,780 --> 00:30:06,393 Who knows? In any case, Jane turned around to look. 824 00:30:06,418 --> 00:30:08,170 And unlike Lot's wife, she didn't 825 00:30:08,195 --> 00:30:10,063 turn into a pillar of salt. 826 00:30:10,088 --> 00:30:12,375 But if she could have turned Pablo into one, believe me, 827 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,102 Jane would have, or maybe she'd smite him instead. 828 00:30:15,127 --> 00:30:18,250 Yes, smiting! Let's go with that. 829 00:30:20,117 --> 00:30:23,429 _ 830 00:30:23,578 --> 00:30:25,156 I'm so sorry, Abuela. 831 00:30:25,181 --> 00:30:26,351 (sighs) 832 00:30:26,391 --> 00:30:28,576 _ 833 00:30:28,601 --> 00:30:29,757 Hey. 834 00:30:29,782 --> 00:30:30,875 You can't blame yourself 835 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:32,801 because he turned out to be a jerk. 836 00:30:32,826 --> 00:30:35,719 You got swept up in the romance. 837 00:30:35,744 --> 00:30:37,725 _ 838 00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:38,750 _ 839 00:30:38,775 --> 00:30:40,219 - What?! - Uh... 840 00:30:40,244 --> 00:30:42,601 _ 841 00:30:42,626 --> 00:30:45,476 Oh, my God. Welcome to my world. 842 00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:47,453 (laughing) 843 00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:50,328 You know what? This was good. 844 00:30:50,353 --> 00:30:52,453 So he wasn't the guy. 845 00:30:52,478 --> 00:30:55,212 Mm. You should be dating. 846 00:30:55,237 --> 00:30:57,387 Ooh, I agree. 847 00:30:57,695 --> 00:30:59,095 _ 848 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,445 Mm-hmm. 849 00:31:00,471 --> 00:31:03,626 So... what are you gonna do about Pablo? 850 00:31:03,999 --> 00:31:08,703 _ 851 00:31:08,728 --> 00:31:10,990 _ 852 00:31:11,015 --> 00:31:13,182 - _ - (thunder crashing) 853 00:31:13,207 --> 00:31:18,023 - _ - (thunderbolts zapping) 854 00:31:19,539 --> 00:31:22,367 _ 855 00:31:22,392 --> 00:31:24,336 _ 856 00:31:24,361 --> 00:31:26,508 _ 857 00:31:26,533 --> 00:31:31,532 _ 858 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,274 _ 859 00:31:34,299 --> 00:31:37,867 _ 860 00:31:39,149 --> 00:31:41,416 (grunts) 861 00:31:42,074 --> 00:31:44,875 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And thusly was he cast out. 862 00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:47,968 ♪ ♪ 863 00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:51,810 Look. A rainbow. 864 00:31:51,835 --> 00:31:53,409 Oh. 865 00:31:53,847 --> 00:31:57,265 MAGDA: What do I care about a rainbow? 866 00:31:57,648 --> 00:31:59,785 My own daughter put me in jail. 867 00:31:59,810 --> 00:32:02,257 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. Here's Magda, 868 00:32:02,283 --> 00:32:04,781 back in her old, familiar stomping grounds. 869 00:32:04,813 --> 00:32:08,203 _ 870 00:32:08,228 --> 00:32:10,529 Because you killed a man, Mother. 871 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:12,407 In self-defense. 872 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:14,649 Well, with one crucial difference. 873 00:32:14,674 --> 00:32:17,029 _ 874 00:32:17,192 --> 00:32:19,692 Look, I didn't come here to fight with you. 875 00:32:19,717 --> 00:32:22,085 I came because... 876 00:32:23,322 --> 00:32:25,620 I had the twins. 877 00:32:25,645 --> 00:32:27,674 You're a grandmother. 878 00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:29,804 Whoop-de-do. 879 00:32:29,829 --> 00:32:31,547 (inhales slowly) 880 00:32:31,572 --> 00:32:32,851 (exhales) 881 00:32:32,876 --> 00:32:35,944 And... to be honest, 882 00:32:35,969 --> 00:32:38,509 I've been... struggling. 883 00:32:38,534 --> 00:32:40,133 A little. 884 00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:42,645 And the doctor asked for my family history, 885 00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:43,883 so I-I was wondering 886 00:32:43,908 --> 00:32:46,182 if, um, well, after you had me, 887 00:32:46,207 --> 00:32:48,235 did you ever feel... 888 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:51,171 depressed? 889 00:32:51,196 --> 00:32:52,876 Depressed? 890 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,919 I had baby girl. 891 00:32:54,944 --> 00:32:56,540 In Czechoslovakia. 892 00:32:56,565 --> 00:32:58,665 In 1985. 893 00:32:58,690 --> 00:33:00,621 Of course I was depressed. 894 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,078 You were depressed. 895 00:33:02,103 --> 00:33:03,836 The neighbor who delivered you 896 00:33:03,861 --> 00:33:04,740 was depressed. 897 00:33:04,764 --> 00:33:06,309 We were all depressed. 898 00:33:06,334 --> 00:33:09,569 Plus, I was not built to be mother. 899 00:33:09,594 --> 00:33:11,360 And neither are you. 900 00:33:11,385 --> 00:33:13,523 You want my honest opinion? 901 00:33:13,548 --> 00:33:17,125 The best thing you could do for those girls 902 00:33:17,150 --> 00:33:20,194 is to give them away. 903 00:33:21,487 --> 00:33:23,976 ♪ ♪ 904 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,671 Dad? 905 00:33:26,696 --> 00:33:28,204 (sighs) 906 00:33:28,229 --> 00:33:31,429 I think I was being too stubborn. 907 00:33:32,702 --> 00:33:34,568 What? 908 00:33:34,593 --> 00:33:36,260 I was talking to Mom, 909 00:33:36,285 --> 00:33:38,493 and she basically... 910 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:41,116 told me to get over myself. And she's right. 911 00:33:41,141 --> 00:33:44,410 I get why you want to bring 75 of your closest friends. 912 00:33:44,435 --> 00:33:47,124 So, for the ceremony, we can keep it small, 913 00:33:47,149 --> 00:33:50,238 but for the party... what the hell, let's go bigger. 914 00:33:50,263 --> 00:33:52,797 Really? Do you still have the binder? 915 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:54,021 It's... 916 00:33:54,046 --> 00:33:55,813 somewhere. Here it is. 917 00:33:55,838 --> 00:33:58,321 Okay. (clears throat) You pick. 918 00:33:58,346 --> 00:34:01,034 Um... What do you think about Versailles? 919 00:34:01,058 --> 00:34:02,858 What? No, I don't want a destination wedding. 920 00:34:02,883 --> 00:34:04,714 Oh, no. We'd rebuilt it. 921 00:34:05,226 --> 00:34:06,890 I mean, not to scale, but... 922 00:34:06,915 --> 00:34:08,689 Think a little more low-key. 923 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,498 The Miami Zoo? 924 00:34:10,524 --> 00:34:12,920 L.C. did rustic chic, 925 00:34:12,945 --> 00:34:15,977 which could be fun with big farm tables. 926 00:34:16,002 --> 00:34:18,186 Yeah, okay, maybe. 927 00:34:18,211 --> 00:34:19,901 We could rent out a farm. 928 00:34:19,926 --> 00:34:21,259 Farms are fun. 929 00:34:21,284 --> 00:34:22,244 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And suddenly, 930 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:25,726 Rogelio realized one person who could help him. 931 00:34:26,032 --> 00:34:28,199 And it wasn't Lauren Conrad. 932 00:34:28,224 --> 00:34:30,193 Oh, hi. 933 00:34:30,218 --> 00:34:32,865 I-I was just waiting for my mom. I didn't know you'd be here. 934 00:34:32,890 --> 00:34:35,914 I was actually looking for you. You spoke with Jane? 935 00:34:36,172 --> 00:34:39,398 Oh, well, yeah, uh... she was just being stubborn. 936 00:34:39,423 --> 00:34:42,090 Yeah. I think she gets it from me. 937 00:34:42,332 --> 00:34:43,991 I don't know, I think 938 00:34:44,016 --> 00:34:46,149 part of me felt that if I stayed away, 939 00:34:46,174 --> 00:34:48,101 you'd miss me enough. 940 00:34:48,349 --> 00:34:51,945 It's just hard for me to accept it's over, but it is. 941 00:34:51,970 --> 00:34:53,834 And I have to move on. 942 00:34:53,859 --> 00:34:57,429 Because we're family, first and foremost, right? 943 00:34:57,454 --> 00:34:59,754 Yes. Always. 944 00:35:00,385 --> 00:35:01,720 I need your help. 945 00:35:01,745 --> 00:35:04,062 I want Jane to love her wedding 946 00:35:04,087 --> 00:35:05,844 and I have the perfect place to have it. 947 00:35:05,869 --> 00:35:08,036 Really? I brought some frozen cake from work. 948 00:35:08,061 --> 00:35:10,575 Let's have a piece and I'll tell you my idea. 949 00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:13,344 Yeah, I heard everything. The bug's working great. 950 00:35:13,369 --> 00:35:13,845 RAFAEL: Good. 951 00:35:13,870 --> 00:35:16,134 Well, then you know he took the job. He's staying in town. 952 00:35:16,158 --> 00:35:17,406 - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, wow. - MICHAEL: Yup. 953 00:35:17,432 --> 00:35:20,024 As soon as you set him up with an office, we'll wire it. 954 00:35:20,048 --> 00:35:21,313 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I guess Rafael doesn't quite 955 00:35:21,338 --> 00:35:23,234 trust his brother after all. 956 00:35:23,259 --> 00:35:24,819 Perfect. 957 00:35:24,844 --> 00:35:26,617 You're not having second thoughts, are you? 958 00:35:26,642 --> 00:35:27,429 No. 959 00:35:27,454 --> 00:35:29,805 Look, I need to know what he knew about our mother. 960 00:35:29,830 --> 00:35:30,697 Yeah. 961 00:35:30,722 --> 00:35:34,429 Hey, um... thanks for, you know, 962 00:35:34,454 --> 00:35:37,038 agreeing to let us move to that house in West Miramar. 963 00:35:37,063 --> 00:35:40,195 You know, even though... we're not. 964 00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:42,662 No problem. Thanks for... 965 00:35:42,687 --> 00:35:44,826 you know, not moving there. 966 00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:48,297 Anyway, um, I'm sure you'll find a place soon. 967 00:35:48,322 --> 00:35:49,522 You guys just started looking. 968 00:35:49,547 --> 00:35:50,458 Yeah. 969 00:35:50,483 --> 00:35:52,579 (gasps) Is that Michael? 970 00:35:52,990 --> 00:35:55,201 Oh, you got to see this. 971 00:35:55,226 --> 00:35:56,703 What? The Realtor just sent it over. 972 00:35:56,728 --> 00:35:59,367 Two bedroom, two bath, two-car garage, 973 00:35:59,392 --> 00:36:01,759 less than a mile from here, in our price range. 974 00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:04,265 Whoa. What's the catch? 975 00:36:04,290 --> 00:36:06,781 Well, I asked the Realtor, he said no catch. 976 00:36:07,953 --> 00:36:11,280 Oh. It has to be Rafael subsidizing it. 977 00:36:11,305 --> 00:36:13,370 I was talking to him on the phone and he says 978 00:36:13,395 --> 00:36:15,258 he was sure we'd find something. 979 00:36:15,283 --> 00:36:16,209 What if it is? 980 00:36:16,234 --> 00:36:17,534 - Is it? - I don't know. I mean, 981 00:36:17,559 --> 00:36:19,121 I wouldn't rule it out. 982 00:36:19,146 --> 00:36:21,445 But... so what? 983 00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:22,662 I mean, honestly, 984 00:36:22,687 --> 00:36:23,819 it's good for Mateo. 985 00:36:23,844 --> 00:36:26,273 Yeah, it's good for you, baby! 986 00:36:26,298 --> 00:36:29,011 You know? A close house, near his dad. 987 00:36:29,036 --> 00:36:31,172 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: good And that's when he realized... 988 00:36:31,197 --> 00:36:32,100 You're right. 989 00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:32,625 What? 990 00:36:32,650 --> 00:36:34,575 I mean, everyone's tried to compromise but me, 991 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,992 it's half a block away from a park. 992 00:36:37,017 --> 00:36:38,049 Really? 993 00:36:38,074 --> 00:36:39,206 Let's go see it. 994 00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:41,405 Oh. 995 00:36:41,430 --> 00:36:43,862 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And it should be noted they did. 996 00:36:43,887 --> 00:36:45,915 And this time they wanted to love it. 997 00:36:45,941 --> 00:36:47,408 - This is a great street. - Yeah. 998 00:36:47,432 --> 00:36:49,266 - You see the lemon tree? - I did. 999 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:52,512 Well, get ready... Because I'm purrfect. 1000 00:36:52,537 --> 00:36:56,140 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so they opened the door, to find... 1001 00:36:56,165 --> 00:36:57,812 (indistinct conversations) 1002 00:36:57,837 --> 00:36:59,936 Where have you been? I told you to hustle right over here. 1003 00:36:59,961 --> 00:37:01,601 We stopped for lunch. Who are all these people? 1004 00:37:01,626 --> 00:37:02,808 You didn't think there'd be competition 1005 00:37:02,834 --> 00:37:03,794 for a house like this? 1006 00:37:03,819 --> 00:37:05,446 We thought that my son's father had bought it 1007 00:37:05,471 --> 00:37:06,851 under an assumed name because we wouldn't 1008 00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:08,942 - take a direct handout from him. - I'm sorry, what? 1009 00:37:08,967 --> 00:37:11,086 - We were wrong, so... - Whatever. Look, 1010 00:37:11,111 --> 00:37:13,023 there are seven people on the list already. 1011 00:37:13,048 --> 00:37:14,984 Everyone's putting in an application, 1012 00:37:15,009 --> 00:37:16,703 so you'll have to write that letter 1013 00:37:16,728 --> 00:37:18,094 selling yourselves to the owners. 1014 00:37:18,119 --> 00:37:19,919 What makes you guys the perfect tenants? 1015 00:37:19,944 --> 00:37:21,878 LION: So, what are you standing there for, Jane? 1016 00:37:21,903 --> 00:37:23,648 Go home and win this house 1017 00:37:23,673 --> 00:37:25,934 with your magical prose. 1018 00:37:25,959 --> 00:37:29,609 Got it. I'm all over it. 1019 00:37:35,476 --> 00:37:39,155 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so it was on the tenth day after the flood 1020 00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:43,233 in the year 2016, Jane composed the letter. 1021 00:37:43,258 --> 00:37:44,648 So, what do you think? 1022 00:37:44,673 --> 00:37:46,830 You are a beautiful writer. 1023 00:37:46,855 --> 00:37:48,627 Oh. But... 1024 00:37:48,652 --> 00:37:50,519 I think the owner's more interested in knowing if we're 1025 00:37:50,544 --> 00:37:53,594 gonna, you know, play loud music and pay our rent on time 1026 00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:56,531 than they are in your childhood memories. 1027 00:37:56,556 --> 00:37:58,274 Oh, my God, I totally disagree. 1028 00:37:58,299 --> 00:38:00,204 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And thus, they debated 1029 00:38:00,229 --> 00:38:02,811 and rewrote 1030 00:38:02,836 --> 00:38:05,539 and reviseth until they were happy. 1031 00:38:05,564 --> 00:38:09,352 And then they rested. And it was good. 1032 00:38:09,377 --> 00:38:13,000 - Oh. - (giggles) 1033 00:38:13,266 --> 00:38:15,774 - _ - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Even gooder... 1034 00:38:15,799 --> 00:38:16,921 - or, rather, better... 1035 00:38:16,946 --> 00:38:17,813 ROGELIO: Okay, ready? 1036 00:38:17,838 --> 00:38:18,461 JANE: Ready. 1037 00:38:18,486 --> 00:38:21,153 One, two, and... 1038 00:38:21,178 --> 00:38:23,637 here's where you're getting married. 1039 00:38:24,319 --> 00:38:26,350 I don't understand. 1040 00:38:26,375 --> 00:38:28,129 How did you do this so fast? 1041 00:38:28,154 --> 00:38:30,039 I wanted you to have your dream wedding, 1042 00:38:30,064 --> 00:38:32,184 so I had my crew work round the clock. 1043 00:38:32,209 --> 00:38:34,416 And, as you can see, the reception 1044 00:38:34,441 --> 00:38:37,648 will spill out onto the soundstage. 1045 00:38:37,672 --> 00:38:40,646 You are totally crazy. 1046 00:38:40,672 --> 00:38:43,139 And it's totally perfect. 1047 00:38:43,164 --> 00:38:44,633 Thank you. 1048 00:38:44,658 --> 00:38:48,066 But I can't take all the credit. It was a team effort. 1049 00:38:48,091 --> 00:38:49,445 (phone rings) 1050 00:38:49,470 --> 00:38:51,217 Oh, shh, shh! Guys, 1051 00:38:51,242 --> 00:38:53,215 - it's the Realtor, the Realtor. - Oh! 1052 00:38:54,901 --> 00:38:56,568 Hello? 1053 00:38:56,593 --> 00:38:58,526 Hi. Yes. 1054 00:38:58,551 --> 00:39:00,284 Uh... 1055 00:39:00,987 --> 00:39:02,688 (whispers): No. 1056 00:39:02,713 --> 00:39:03,721 We got it? 1057 00:39:03,746 --> 00:39:05,354 Oh! 1058 00:39:05,739 --> 00:39:08,369 Yes, great, thank you. 1059 00:39:08,394 --> 00:39:10,064 Thank you. 1060 00:39:10,089 --> 00:39:11,915 They loved us. They love our letter. 1061 00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:12,909 (laughs) 1062 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:14,562 What did you write? 1063 00:39:15,052 --> 00:39:17,166 Just about our family. 1064 00:39:17,208 --> 00:39:19,688 And ours is big and messy 1065 00:39:19,713 --> 00:39:22,017 and unconventional and also 1066 00:39:22,041 --> 00:39:24,608 the most important thing to us. 1067 00:39:24,633 --> 00:39:27,227 (phone rings) 1068 00:39:28,456 --> 00:39:30,296 Do they have any idea I'm the owner? 1069 00:39:30,321 --> 00:39:31,297 Between the other couples 1070 00:39:31,322 --> 00:39:33,863 and the letter... no. They have no idea. 1071 00:39:33,888 --> 00:39:35,680 Good. 1072 00:39:36,518 --> 00:39:38,791 - (guitar playing gently) - It's a good letter. 1073 00:39:38,816 --> 00:39:40,375 So, you're really moving. 1074 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,000 I'm really moving. 1075 00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:45,392 How am I gonna live without you two? 1076 00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:47,078 Oh, stop. 1077 00:39:47,103 --> 00:39:49,691 _ 1078 00:39:49,715 --> 00:39:51,682 I'm just saying, it'll be different. 1079 00:39:51,707 --> 00:39:54,007 Yeah, it will be. 1080 00:39:54,032 --> 00:39:55,598 But... 1081 00:39:55,623 --> 00:39:57,189 it's good. 1082 00:39:57,214 --> 00:39:59,595 It's time. 1083 00:40:00,252 --> 00:40:04,768 _ 1084 00:40:04,793 --> 00:40:07,011 It really is, huh? 1085 00:40:07,036 --> 00:40:09,267 You want to go look? 1086 00:40:09,672 --> 00:40:12,339 (guitar continues playing) 1087 00:40:13,769 --> 00:40:16,010 Hey, hey! 1088 00:40:16,035 --> 00:40:17,784 Jane, I am just 1089 00:40:17,809 --> 00:40:19,862 checking out the acoustics. 1090 00:40:19,887 --> 00:40:22,998 Rogelio asked me to play a song 1091 00:40:23,023 --> 00:40:25,902 for papa and daughter dance at the wedding. 1092 00:40:25,927 --> 00:40:27,922 Sounds great. Thank you, Charo. 1093 00:40:28,421 --> 00:40:31,345 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And it was so. 1094 00:40:31,370 --> 00:40:34,325 Oh. Oh, Michael pulled the car in front. 1095 00:40:34,350 --> 00:40:36,150 (sighs) 1096 00:40:36,197 --> 00:40:38,580 Okay. 1097 00:40:38,605 --> 00:40:40,713 - All right. Go with Abuela. - (fussing) 1098 00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:43,838 - Oh, I know, I know. - (Abuela speaks Spanish) 1099 00:40:56,705 --> 00:41:01,252 _ 1100 00:41:01,277 --> 00:41:03,908 Yeah, I hope so. 1101 00:41:03,933 --> 00:41:05,814 No offense. 1102 00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:08,072 _ 1103 00:41:08,526 --> 00:41:11,869 _ 1104 00:41:11,894 --> 00:41:13,510 - Ma... - Huh? 1105 00:41:13,535 --> 00:41:16,361 It's not a real house. There's no water. 1106 00:41:16,386 --> 00:41:19,174 Ah, Dios mi... 1107 00:41:19,805 --> 00:41:22,940 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And God said let there be light... 1108 00:41:22,965 --> 00:41:25,198 And there was light. 1109 00:41:27,733 --> 00:41:30,314 Unfortunately, less than four miles away, 1110 00:41:30,339 --> 00:41:31,556 at the Marbella, 1111 00:41:31,581 --> 00:41:34,100 there was also darkness. 1112 00:41:34,126 --> 00:41:37,212 MAGDA: The best thing you could do for those girls 1113 00:41:37,237 --> 00:41:40,172 is to give them away. 1114 00:41:40,197 --> 00:41:42,364 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And remember, 1115 00:41:42,389 --> 00:41:46,595 that is what triggered the exodus. 1116 00:41:47,384 --> 00:41:50,452 _ 1117 00:41:50,477 --> 00:41:53,344 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -