1 00:00:00,845 --> 00:00:01,996 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Let's do this... by now you know 2 00:00:02,021 --> 00:00:04,343 Jane and Michael got engaged. 3 00:00:04,368 --> 00:00:05,829 - Will you marry me? Marry me. - Yes! 4 00:00:05,854 --> 00:00:07,954 Leaving Rafael heartbroken. 5 00:00:07,979 --> 00:00:10,140 Also heartbroken? Rogelio. 6 00:00:10,165 --> 00:00:12,301 See, he and Xo had reached an impasse. 7 00:00:12,326 --> 00:00:14,478 I don't want to have any more kids. 8 00:00:14,503 --> 00:00:16,617 Also at an impasse? Petra. 9 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:19,058 See, she gave birth to twin girls. 10 00:00:19,083 --> 00:00:21,282 - Elsa and Anna. - Like in Frozen? 11 00:00:21,307 --> 00:00:22,829 No one except for you would think of that. 12 00:00:22,854 --> 00:00:25,094 But alas, she was having a hard time adjusting 13 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:27,118 to new motherhood. In her defense, 14 00:00:27,143 --> 00:00:29,210 she didn't have the greatest role model. 15 00:00:29,235 --> 00:00:31,967 Oh, and speaking of tricky family members, 16 00:00:31,992 --> 00:00:34,994 Rafael's half brother Derek was back in town. 17 00:00:35,019 --> 00:00:36,714 And the question of the hour... 18 00:00:36,739 --> 00:00:38,342 Was he working with their mother, 19 00:00:38,367 --> 00:00:41,181 the notorious crime lord known as Mutter? 20 00:00:41,206 --> 00:00:42,665 Michael certainly thought so. 21 00:00:42,690 --> 00:00:44,954 But Rafael, apparently not as much. 22 00:00:44,979 --> 00:00:46,548 RAFAEL: I think Derek's telling the truth. 23 00:00:46,573 --> 00:00:48,462 Oh, and speaking of danger, 24 00:00:48,487 --> 00:00:49,977 remember Alba's first love? 25 00:00:50,002 --> 00:00:53,331 Yo soy Pablo Alonso Segura. 26 00:00:53,356 --> 00:00:55,373 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, Alba swore he was cursed! 27 00:00:55,398 --> 00:00:57,059 And yet... 28 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,667 And then this happened... 29 00:00:59,692 --> 00:01:02,189 I know... OMG, right? 30 00:01:02,214 --> 00:01:05,030 Things are getting seriously biblical up in here! 31 00:01:05,055 --> 00:01:07,430 So let's get started. 32 00:01:07,602 --> 00:01:09,169 In the beginning, 33 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,346 there was Alba and Mateo in Miami. 34 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:15,274 And at first, the house was charmless and empty. 35 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:16,892 And Alba said... 36 00:01:16,917 --> 00:01:20,134 _ 37 00:01:22,219 --> 00:01:24,423 _ 38 00:01:24,707 --> 00:01:27,474 So Mateo built her a porch swing. 39 00:01:28,517 --> 00:01:31,167 And it was so. 40 00:01:31,448 --> 00:01:33,578 And there was morning. 41 00:01:33,847 --> 00:01:35,831 And there was evening. 42 00:01:35,856 --> 00:01:38,799 And God blessed them and said to them, 43 00:01:38,824 --> 00:01:41,822 "Be fruitful and multiply." 44 00:01:41,847 --> 00:01:44,911 And Alba begat Xiomara. 45 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:48,220 And Xiomara begat Jane. 46 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,867 Who begat Mateo II. 47 00:01:51,955 --> 00:01:53,599 And it was good. 48 00:01:53,894 --> 00:01:55,567 And then came the flood. 49 00:01:55,592 --> 00:01:56,892 (thunder rolls) 50 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,321 Sorry, not that kind of flood. 51 00:01:58,346 --> 00:02:00,135 But remember this? 52 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:03,269 (screams) 53 00:02:03,306 --> 00:02:05,141 _ 54 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,930 And thus, they would have to rebuild. 55 00:02:06,955 --> 00:02:09,821 And so Alba, like Noah before her, said... 56 00:02:09,846 --> 00:02:11,956 _ 57 00:02:11,981 --> 00:02:14,118 _ 58 00:02:14,143 --> 00:02:16,115 Ma, just because Rafael was 59 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:18,674 generous enough to let us stay here... 60 00:02:18,699 --> 00:02:20,612 Ah. 61 00:02:20,638 --> 00:02:22,380 Does not mean we should take advantage. 62 00:02:22,405 --> 00:02:26,579 _ 63 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:29,017 It was too overcast to go to the beach. 64 00:02:29,043 --> 00:02:30,376 ALBA: Hey. 65 00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:31,486 I thought we were meeting you 66 00:02:31,511 --> 00:02:32,778 at the house with the contractors. 67 00:02:32,803 --> 00:02:35,223 Michael's neighbors complained about Mateo. 68 00:02:35,247 --> 00:02:36,970 Seriously, who complains about Mateo?! 69 00:02:36,995 --> 00:02:39,079 _ 70 00:02:39,104 --> 00:02:40,903 - Can you blame him? - He's been displaced! 71 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,161 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, 72 00:02:42,186 --> 00:02:44,407 the Great Villanueva diaspora. 73 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:46,200 Anyway, Michael's lease is up soon. 74 00:02:46,225 --> 00:02:48,993 We were gonna look for a new place after the wedding. 75 00:02:49,018 --> 00:02:51,729 It's just really bad timing. 76 00:02:52,453 --> 00:02:55,788 Or really bad luck. 77 00:02:55,813 --> 00:02:57,855 _ 78 00:02:58,965 --> 00:03:02,466 Oh, Pablo, didn't know you were here. 79 00:03:02,491 --> 00:03:05,127 You remember Pablo Alonso Segura, right? 80 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,278 Alba swore he was cursed. 81 00:03:07,303 --> 00:03:09,078 Jane and Xo didn't believe. 82 00:03:09,103 --> 00:03:12,360 _ 83 00:03:12,385 --> 00:03:14,837 You'll notice the tables have turned. 84 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,969 In Alba's defense, a more scientific explanation 85 00:03:17,994 --> 00:03:20,227 of events had emerged. 86 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:21,926 Long before Pablo arrived, 87 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:23,563 a pipe at the house got clogged, 88 00:03:23,588 --> 00:03:25,470 which begat a leak, which begat water damage 89 00:03:25,495 --> 00:03:27,501 to a circuit breaker, which begat the power outage 90 00:03:27,526 --> 00:03:28,665 when Pablo arrived. 91 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:30,486 After the water continued to fill up the attic, 92 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,015 until it could no longer bear the weight of it, 93 00:03:32,039 --> 00:03:33,275 which begat the ceiling crashing open 94 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,790 which begat the great flood! 95 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:37,033 And while that does make sense, well, 96 00:03:37,058 --> 00:03:39,577 it's the third doorknob this week, people! 97 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,497 Okay, let's hustle. 98 00:03:42,521 --> 00:03:44,221 We don't want to be late for the contractor. 99 00:03:44,246 --> 00:03:46,976 Hopefully, she can get us back in the house very soon. 100 00:03:47,002 --> 00:03:49,436 Yeah, you're not moving back in any time soon. 101 00:03:49,461 --> 00:03:50,760 So, it's as bad as it looks? 102 00:03:50,785 --> 00:03:53,281 It's actually worse than it looks. 103 00:03:56,122 --> 00:03:57,898 Infested with mold. 104 00:03:57,922 --> 00:03:59,263 Oh. 105 00:03:59,401 --> 00:04:00,800 Do you think I'll still be able 106 00:04:00,825 --> 00:04:02,380 to get married here in six weeks? 107 00:04:02,491 --> 00:04:04,812 (laughing): That's cute. 108 00:04:04,837 --> 00:04:07,595 Oh, you're being serious? 109 00:04:07,619 --> 00:04:09,424 Yeah, there's no way that's happening. 110 00:04:09,884 --> 00:04:13,594 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 111 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:16,790 _ 112 00:04:16,915 --> 00:04:19,048 JANE: Okay, I think I have everything I need. 113 00:04:19,073 --> 00:04:20,457 You guys ready? 114 00:04:20,482 --> 00:04:21,155 XIOMARA: Coming. 115 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:23,115 _ 116 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,558 XIOMARA: What's that? 117 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:34,816 The first Bible Abuela bought me. 118 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:37,282 I was looking for it when Mateo was born. 119 00:04:37,307 --> 00:04:38,567 It's in perfect shape! 120 00:04:38,592 --> 00:04:40,712 _ 121 00:04:41,808 --> 00:04:44,475 ROGELIO: I am your savior. 122 00:04:46,033 --> 00:04:49,027 - _ - See, Jane, every time God closes a door, 123 00:04:49,052 --> 00:04:50,097 he opens up 124 00:04:50,122 --> 00:04:51,087 the opportunity 125 00:04:51,112 --> 00:04:53,493 for a much bigger wedding venue! 126 00:04:53,665 --> 00:04:56,056 Ah, we have to make decisions. 127 00:04:56,081 --> 00:04:57,731 I've been texting with Lauren Conrad, 128 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:01,032 and she says we are way behind in our planning calendar. 129 00:05:01,057 --> 00:05:02,057 Dad, this 130 00:05:02,082 --> 00:05:04,353 all looks so excessive 131 00:05:04,378 --> 00:05:06,036 a-and so expensive. 132 00:05:06,061 --> 00:05:08,073 People are loving Tiago and my profile's 133 00:05:08,098 --> 00:05:09,872 never been higher, thanks to my kidnapping. 134 00:05:09,897 --> 00:05:11,891 So I'm sparing no expense. 135 00:05:11,915 --> 00:05:13,555 And that is so generous, but still, 136 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,684 I just want, like, a small wedding. 137 00:05:15,709 --> 00:05:17,126 But we no longer have to adhere 138 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,872 to the size restrictions of the house. 139 00:05:18,897 --> 00:05:21,089 - 75 people, Dad. - Don't remind me. 140 00:05:21,114 --> 00:05:22,809 I don't know how I'm going to squeeze 141 00:05:22,834 --> 00:05:25,335 - my list to 75. - What? 142 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,813 What do I tell the president of Mexico or Charo? 143 00:05:27,850 --> 00:05:29,345 - Oh. - Oprah? 144 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,658 I mean, even if I could get a hundred... 145 00:05:31,682 --> 00:05:32,216 Dad! 146 00:05:32,241 --> 00:05:34,126 The wedding is 75 people total. 147 00:05:34,151 --> 00:05:35,216 What? 148 00:05:35,241 --> 00:05:36,206 That's not a wedding. 149 00:05:36,231 --> 00:05:37,532 That's a game night. 150 00:05:37,557 --> 00:05:39,490 - You get 15 people. - 15 people? 151 00:05:39,515 --> 00:05:42,696 Oh, great, my daughter's getting married on the same day 152 00:05:42,721 --> 00:05:44,441 - I lose all my friends! - Dad! 153 00:05:44,466 --> 00:05:46,966 - I can't reduce to 15 people. - You'll figure it out. 154 00:05:46,991 --> 00:05:49,392 We can go over the list together. 155 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,743 DEREK: We've gone over it already. 156 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,657 Yeah, but just to clarify, 'cause I'm still 157 00:05:53,682 --> 00:05:56,122 having trouble connecting a few dots. 158 00:05:56,440 --> 00:06:00,020 So you find out your mom died, you decide to... 159 00:06:00,045 --> 00:06:01,845 hike the Appalachian Trail. 160 00:06:01,870 --> 00:06:03,703 So you drove alone to Georgia. 161 00:06:03,728 --> 00:06:05,294 What are you clarifying? 162 00:06:05,523 --> 00:06:07,272 You seem to have all the details. 163 00:06:07,297 --> 00:06:08,872 Yeah, but I feel like you're leaving some out, 164 00:06:08,897 --> 00:06:10,339 pertaining to your mother. 165 00:06:10,364 --> 00:06:13,134 _ 166 00:06:13,159 --> 00:06:14,961 See, I think you know where she is. 167 00:06:14,985 --> 00:06:16,568 What the hell? 168 00:06:16,594 --> 00:06:17,782 You're questioning my brother 169 00:06:17,807 --> 00:06:18,673 without his lawyer present? 170 00:06:18,698 --> 00:06:20,051 This is an informal thing. 171 00:06:20,076 --> 00:06:21,079 His lawyer is in New York. 172 00:06:21,104 --> 00:06:21,947 Informal, right. Come on. 173 00:06:21,972 --> 00:06:22,876 Get up. We're leaving. 174 00:06:22,901 --> 00:06:24,308 No, sit down. You're not leaving. 175 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:26,212 Let me speak to you outside. 176 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:30,243 - What the hell are you doing?! - What the hell are you doing?! 177 00:06:30,268 --> 00:06:31,800 I'm trying to conduct an investigation! 178 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,602 And my brother was not involved with our mother! 179 00:06:33,628 --> 00:06:35,087 - I'm getting him local counsel. - From now on, 180 00:06:35,112 --> 00:06:37,012 you do not question him without his attorney present. 181 00:06:37,037 --> 00:06:39,787 (Mateo crying) 182 00:06:39,812 --> 00:06:41,111 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, I can kind of see 183 00:06:41,136 --> 00:06:42,580 why Michael's neighbors complained. 184 00:06:42,605 --> 00:06:44,212 I think he's teething. 185 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,397 Oh, I'm gonna try walking him. 186 00:06:46,422 --> 00:06:47,221 Okay. 187 00:06:47,246 --> 00:06:48,549 - Hi. Bye. - Hi. 188 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,907 Bye. Bye. 189 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:54,852 (crying continues) 190 00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:03,850 Hmm. 191 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:06,733 Okay, okay. 192 00:07:06,758 --> 00:07:08,022 (shushes) 193 00:07:08,047 --> 00:07:10,848 (shushing) 194 00:07:11,374 --> 00:07:12,673 (crying) 195 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:15,239 Oh! (shushes) 196 00:07:15,264 --> 00:07:16,488 Sorry. 197 00:07:16,513 --> 00:07:17,752 Oh. 198 00:07:17,778 --> 00:07:20,548 - (Mateo stops crying) - (gasps) 199 00:07:22,669 --> 00:07:24,508 (whispers): Finally. 200 00:07:25,557 --> 00:07:27,861 The twins keeping you up? 201 00:07:27,886 --> 00:07:29,289 Hmm? 202 00:07:29,313 --> 00:07:30,251 Oh, the babies? 203 00:07:30,276 --> 00:07:32,541 No, no, no. They're-they're, 204 00:07:32,566 --> 00:07:34,049 they're good sleepers. 205 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:35,617 - Oh. - Yeah. 206 00:07:35,642 --> 00:07:37,261 Uh, how does your family 207 00:07:37,286 --> 00:07:38,420 like living here? 208 00:07:38,445 --> 00:07:39,908 It's too bad the sun's been hiding out. 209 00:07:39,934 --> 00:07:41,040 My grandma's never leaving. 210 00:07:41,065 --> 00:07:42,089 (chuckles) 211 00:07:42,114 --> 00:07:43,835 And Michael and I are gonna go 212 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:45,415 look at a place tomorrow. 213 00:07:47,899 --> 00:07:49,926 Yeah, there's like a... 214 00:07:49,951 --> 00:07:52,150 I didn't realize there were so many charming houses 215 00:07:52,175 --> 00:07:54,908 in my price range... Petra, are you okay? 216 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,867 Yeah, good. 217 00:07:58,892 --> 00:08:01,512 Tired. (chuckles) 218 00:08:02,266 --> 00:08:04,266 Good luck with the, uh, 219 00:08:04,291 --> 00:08:05,484 charming houses. 220 00:08:05,509 --> 00:08:06,541 Thanks. 221 00:08:06,566 --> 00:08:08,454 Hmm. 222 00:08:10,887 --> 00:08:14,735 Okay, so clearly "charming" is code for "small and old." 223 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,408 Mm-hmm. 224 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:16,293 _ 225 00:08:16,317 --> 00:08:18,019 Take your time. Look around. 226 00:08:18,044 --> 00:08:19,754 A house has to speak to you. 227 00:08:19,779 --> 00:08:21,867 Come on. 228 00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:24,601 Pretty depressing. We can't live here. 229 00:08:24,626 --> 00:08:26,242 Well, a coat of paint, 230 00:08:26,268 --> 00:08:28,050 some plants. 231 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,578 It's got nothing on our list. 232 00:08:29,603 --> 00:08:30,477 _ 233 00:08:30,502 --> 00:08:31,312 _ 234 00:08:31,337 --> 00:08:31,936 _ 235 00:08:31,961 --> 00:08:32,601 _ 236 00:08:32,626 --> 00:08:33,687 _ 237 00:08:33,712 --> 00:08:36,000 Yeah, that list is not happening. 238 00:08:36,024 --> 00:08:37,358 Not on your budget. 239 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,075 Yeah, got to be honest. 240 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,295 I'm falling apart here, Jane. 241 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,591 I've got asbestos in my bones, 242 00:08:43,616 --> 00:08:45,349 creaks in my floorboards, 243 00:08:45,374 --> 00:08:46,902 and a dirty-ash chimney. 244 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:49,343 You know what, yeah, this isn't really speaking to us. 245 00:08:49,368 --> 00:08:50,977 Okay, let me show you something 246 00:08:51,002 --> 00:08:53,627 that might be interesting. 247 00:08:53,652 --> 00:08:55,623 Oh! Two bedroom, two bath, 248 00:08:55,649 --> 00:08:57,061 actually within your price range. 249 00:08:57,085 --> 00:08:58,451 Oh. What's the catch? 250 00:08:58,476 --> 00:08:59,593 It's in West Miramar, 251 00:08:59,618 --> 00:09:01,923 about, uh, 30 minutes away. 252 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:04,930 I don't know. 253 00:09:04,955 --> 00:09:05,938 Our lives are here. 254 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,467 Well, people commute. 255 00:09:07,492 --> 00:09:09,018 You know, let's just go look at it. 256 00:09:09,043 --> 00:09:10,923 It's a real house with a yard. 257 00:09:10,948 --> 00:09:12,700 PHARAOH STATUE: Go, Jane, go! 258 00:09:12,725 --> 00:09:14,618 Get out of here while you still can. 259 00:09:14,643 --> 00:09:17,004 (coughing) 260 00:09:17,411 --> 00:09:18,910 - _ - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted 261 00:09:18,935 --> 00:09:20,734 that with every fiber of her being, 262 00:09:20,759 --> 00:09:22,947 Jane really wanted to hate this house. 263 00:09:22,972 --> 00:09:25,782 And it should be noted, with every fiber of her body, 264 00:09:25,807 --> 00:09:27,642 she did not. 265 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,579 _ 266 00:09:32,485 --> 00:09:34,579 _ 267 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:39,001 _ 268 00:09:40,751 --> 00:09:42,633 _ 269 00:09:42,658 --> 00:09:44,150 The drive didn't even feel that far. 270 00:09:44,175 --> 00:09:46,051 - It really didn't, right? - And with podcasts? 271 00:09:46,075 --> 00:09:48,024 I actually like driving. I think it's relaxing. 272 00:09:48,049 --> 00:09:49,281 - Yeah. - Yeah. 273 00:09:49,306 --> 00:09:51,071 (speaks indistinctly) 274 00:09:51,096 --> 00:09:52,762 Whoa, slow down. 275 00:09:52,787 --> 00:09:55,165 Look, let's not beat around the bush. 276 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,456 I'm kind of perfect, right? 277 00:09:56,481 --> 00:09:58,650 My dishwasher, the swooshy yard. 278 00:09:58,971 --> 00:10:01,649 And did you meet the Diaz-Goldbergs next door? 279 00:10:01,674 --> 00:10:04,042 They've got a daughter on the honor roll 280 00:10:04,067 --> 00:10:05,475 who babysits. 281 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,181 But can you really move 282 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,001 Mateo 39 minutes away? 283 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,041 I mean, 284 00:10:10,066 --> 00:10:11,938 I hate to be all doomsday prophecy, 285 00:10:11,963 --> 00:10:15,098 but your baby daddy's never gonna go for it. 286 00:10:15,499 --> 00:10:18,137 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And as much as Jane hated to admit it, 287 00:10:18,162 --> 00:10:21,330 she knew the snarky wallpaper made a good point. 288 00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:25,851 JANE: And West Miramar's only 30 minutes away. 289 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,765 - It's 45 minutes away. - 39. 290 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:29,151 With no traffic. 291 00:10:29,176 --> 00:10:30,408 That's over an hour 292 00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:31,641 for every pickup and drop-off. 293 00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:32,842 And what if something big happens? 294 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:34,467 Like he takes his first step? 295 00:10:34,492 --> 00:10:36,787 It's not like I can just pop over. 296 00:10:37,173 --> 00:10:38,506 I know. 297 00:10:38,531 --> 00:10:39,400 And trust me, 298 00:10:39,425 --> 00:10:40,905 I wish it was closer. 299 00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:42,423 But it has a yard 300 00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:44,114 for Mateo, you know? 301 00:10:44,139 --> 00:10:45,938 And-and we can't afford that kind of house in Miami. 302 00:10:45,963 --> 00:10:47,163 Yeah, but I can. 303 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,629 Find a house like it, 304 00:10:48,654 --> 00:10:50,086 near here, 305 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:51,647 and I'll pay the difference. 306 00:10:51,775 --> 00:10:54,175 Before you say no, just... 307 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,418 will you think about it? 308 00:10:55,443 --> 00:10:57,665 Like, really think about it? 309 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:58,969 We can't take your money. 310 00:10:58,994 --> 00:10:59,856 Why not? 311 00:10:59,881 --> 00:11:01,048 Everything's about compromise. 312 00:11:01,073 --> 00:11:02,832 And it's what's best for Mateo. 313 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,831 He'd grow up in a nice place near his dad... 314 00:11:06,656 --> 00:11:08,704 Look, just talk about it with Michael 315 00:11:08,729 --> 00:11:10,662 and-and at least consider it. 316 00:11:11,015 --> 00:11:12,665 Yeah, okay. 317 00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:13,855 We'll consider it. 318 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,031 Okay, good-bye, Mr. Sweetface. 319 00:11:16,056 --> 00:11:18,924 (kisses) Mommy loves you, yes. 320 00:11:18,949 --> 00:11:20,944 I'll see you tomorrow. 321 00:11:21,408 --> 00:11:23,680 So Petra's back full-time? 322 00:11:23,841 --> 00:11:25,107 Yeah. 323 00:11:25,132 --> 00:11:26,647 And is she okay? 324 00:11:26,671 --> 00:11:28,776 Because I saw her last night, and she seemed off. 325 00:11:28,801 --> 00:11:30,844 She's definitely overwhelmed. 326 00:11:30,869 --> 00:11:32,415 - Yeah. - It kind of seems like 327 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,873 she's afraid of them. 328 00:11:33,898 --> 00:11:35,766 Maybe I'll check on her. 329 00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:37,087 Just mom... 330 00:11:37,112 --> 00:11:38,206 to mom, 331 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,567 I wanted to see how you were doing. 332 00:11:40,988 --> 00:11:43,188 Because Rafael and I are a little concerned. 333 00:11:43,213 --> 00:11:44,368 And yes, we talked about it 334 00:11:44,393 --> 00:11:46,744 and I know you don't like to be handled. 335 00:11:50,213 --> 00:11:54,571 I... don't really know what I'm doing... 336 00:11:54,596 --> 00:11:56,428 with them. 337 00:11:56,453 --> 00:11:58,120 That is totally normal. 338 00:11:58,145 --> 00:11:59,604 It is! 339 00:11:59,629 --> 00:12:00,524 Have you ever been to one of 340 00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:01,515 those new moms groups? 341 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:03,236 - Oh, please. - Seriously. 342 00:12:03,261 --> 00:12:06,489 I-I went when I was feeling overwhelmed, and it helped. 343 00:12:06,514 --> 00:12:07,830 Because then you see 344 00:12:07,854 --> 00:12:10,180 that everyone's going through the same thing. 345 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,766 Well, even if I wanted to, 346 00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:15,458 I can't go out with two babies; it's such an ordeal. 347 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,181 Petra... 348 00:12:18,214 --> 00:12:21,165 - Fine. Will you take me? - Yes. 349 00:12:22,977 --> 00:12:24,361 - MICHAEL: Whoa. - Hi. 350 00:12:24,386 --> 00:12:25,745 What are all those doing here? 351 00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:27,775 Trying to make the place homier for Mateo. 352 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:28,420 Aw. 353 00:12:28,445 --> 00:12:29,845 You know, I never thought I'd say this, 354 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,235 but I'm actually getting 355 00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:33,355 kind of sick of shrimp cocktail. 356 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:34,549 _ 357 00:12:34,756 --> 00:12:37,821 Okay, so, I just got off the phone with the Realtor. 358 00:12:37,846 --> 00:12:40,259 Turns out there are other people making a play for the house. 359 00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:41,571 So they want us to write 360 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,905 some kind of a letter 361 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,169 explaining why we are the perfect tenants. 362 00:12:45,194 --> 00:12:47,018 Yeah, about that... 363 00:12:47,259 --> 00:12:48,805 Rafael already said no? 364 00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:50,391 He just thinks it's too far. 365 00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:51,055 Oh... 366 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,047 - He did offer... - What? 367 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:54,805 - I already said no. - To what? 368 00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:56,688 Well, to pay the difference for a comparable place here. 369 00:12:56,713 --> 00:12:58,931 - No. We are not accepting his money. - Calm down. 370 00:12:58,956 --> 00:13:01,032 I said no. I knew you'd never go for it. 371 00:13:01,057 --> 00:13:03,048 - Would you? - No. (scoffs) 372 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:03,760 I think. 373 00:13:03,785 --> 00:13:05,199 I don't know. Maybe. 374 00:13:05,224 --> 00:13:06,579 I mean, it would be better 375 00:13:06,604 --> 00:13:08,018 for Mateo to be close to his father. 376 00:13:08,043 --> 00:13:09,898 I'm sorry, I just don't feel comfortable with that. 377 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,489 I know. I get it. 378 00:13:11,514 --> 00:13:13,194 I mean, there's always strings attached with money. 379 00:13:13,219 --> 00:13:14,540 Like, look at your dad and the wedding. 380 00:13:14,565 --> 00:13:16,565 He thinks because he's paying for it 381 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:17,922 he can invite whoever he wants. 382 00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:20,131 - What? Did he call you? - (doorbell rings) 383 00:13:20,156 --> 00:13:21,407 Ma, your room service! 384 00:13:21,432 --> 00:13:23,110 Texted. Three times. 385 00:13:23,445 --> 00:13:25,512 He's desperate for some wiggle room 386 00:13:25,537 --> 00:13:27,954 with his guest list, and by that I mean 387 00:13:27,979 --> 00:13:30,508 he wants to invite the actual Wiggles. 388 00:13:30,534 --> 00:13:32,085 - Oh... - Apparently, they're very dear friends. 389 00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:33,712 He also wants to know if Charo performs, 390 00:13:33,737 --> 00:13:34,962 does that count as entertainment 391 00:13:34,987 --> 00:13:35,939 or as one of his guests? 392 00:13:35,964 --> 00:13:38,314 - Charo is performing? - No. 393 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:40,564 I can't believe he went to you after I said no. 394 00:13:40,589 --> 00:13:42,774 You just need to tell him to back the hell off. 395 00:13:42,798 --> 00:13:45,321 I would, but he needs his space from me, so... 396 00:13:45,347 --> 00:13:46,125 JANE: Okay. 397 00:13:46,149 --> 00:13:47,860 New rule: if we haven't met them, 398 00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,455 they can't come. Period. 399 00:13:49,479 --> 00:13:51,613 Oh... ! 400 00:13:51,638 --> 00:13:54,933 They gave me extra chipotle mayo. 401 00:13:55,457 --> 00:13:56,923 What? 402 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,454 I love it here. 403 00:13:58,479 --> 00:13:59,479 _ 404 00:13:59,504 --> 00:14:00,541 _ 405 00:14:00,566 --> 00:14:03,243 What if we made a schedule 406 00:14:03,268 --> 00:14:04,574 and presented it to Rafael? 407 00:14:04,599 --> 00:14:06,103 I'll be driving into Miami 408 00:14:06,128 --> 00:14:07,319 every weekday for work... 409 00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:08,929 And I'll be coming into Miami 410 00:14:08,954 --> 00:14:10,196 three days a week for school 411 00:14:10,221 --> 00:14:12,096 and twice for shifts at the Marbella. 412 00:14:12,122 --> 00:14:14,650 You know? So between me, Michael and my mom, 413 00:14:14,675 --> 00:14:16,250 you'll barely have to spend any time in the car. 414 00:14:16,274 --> 00:14:17,962 Before you say no, 415 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,201 will you at least consider it? 416 00:14:20,974 --> 00:14:23,345 Like you guys considered the money? 417 00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:25,298 Come on. 418 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,457 We did. 419 00:14:26,481 --> 00:14:28,582 You can understand us not taking it. 420 00:14:28,607 --> 00:14:30,594 Look, I know it's not ideal, 421 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,693 but I-it's only a year lease. 422 00:14:32,718 --> 00:14:34,963 If it doesn't work, we won't renew. 423 00:14:35,104 --> 00:14:38,212 You're the one who said we all have to make compromises, 424 00:14:38,237 --> 00:14:40,871 and a year is not that long. 425 00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:44,265 _ 426 00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:49,822 _ 427 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,813 (laughs) 428 00:14:50,838 --> 00:14:53,798 _ 429 00:14:56,285 --> 00:14:57,454 Mmm. 430 00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,540 _ 431 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,900 No. 432 00:15:00,925 --> 00:15:01,931 _ 433 00:15:01,956 --> 00:15:04,868 _ 434 00:15:04,893 --> 00:15:08,188 _ 435 00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:10,376 _ 436 00:15:10,401 --> 00:15:12,781 _ 437 00:15:12,806 --> 00:15:18,521 _ 438 00:15:19,148 --> 00:15:21,657 _ 439 00:15:21,682 --> 00:15:24,016 _ 440 00:15:26,032 --> 00:15:29,093 _ 441 00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:34,236 _ 442 00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,058 Abuela? 443 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,863 _ 444 00:15:40,415 --> 00:15:42,959 _ 445 00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:47,375 (giggles) 446 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,023 Abuela, that's... 447 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,407 Hilarious. 448 00:15:50,432 --> 00:15:52,727 You're joking, right? 449 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,249 _ 450 00:15:55,274 --> 00:15:56,836 Abuela, what Mom is trying to say 451 00:15:56,861 --> 00:15:59,330 is that you guys have only known each other for a week. 452 00:15:59,355 --> 00:16:01,972 _ 453 00:16:01,997 --> 00:16:03,704 So date. Yeah? 454 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:04,961 What's the rush? 455 00:16:04,986 --> 00:16:08,961 _ 456 00:16:09,727 --> 00:16:14,109 _ 457 00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:15,832 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted that years 458 00:16:15,857 --> 00:16:17,578 of reading each other's body language 459 00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,839 allowed Jane to correctly interpret this as, 460 00:16:19,864 --> 00:16:21,859 "It still seems pretty crazy to me." 461 00:16:21,884 --> 00:16:24,289 And Xo correctly translated this as, 462 00:16:24,314 --> 00:16:26,710 "I know, but what can we do? She's happy." 463 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,104 Abuela, if that's what you want, we are happy for you. 464 00:16:29,129 --> 00:16:30,983 - Ay... - Yeah. 465 00:16:31,008 --> 00:16:32,523 Ah... 466 00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:36,587 I can't believe you're both getting married! 467 00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:38,008 I really gotta step up my game! 468 00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,460 - Ah! - (laughter) 469 00:16:40,485 --> 00:16:42,653 Which brings us here, now. 470 00:16:42,678 --> 00:16:43,670 Any silly games? 471 00:16:43,695 --> 00:16:45,338 Nope. No games. 472 00:16:45,363 --> 00:16:46,496 Cheesy songs? 473 00:16:46,521 --> 00:16:49,016 Maybe one cheesy song. 474 00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:51,453 But it's not about rainbows and friendship and gross stuff. 475 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,933 And you do not have to sing. 476 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,666 ♪ And my name is Petra ♪ 477 00:16:54,691 --> 00:16:57,125 MOMS: ♪ Hi, Petra, hi, Petra ♪ 478 00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:00,384 ♪ I'm mommy to Elsa and Anna ♪ 479 00:17:00,409 --> 00:17:01,594 Oh, like in Frozen? 480 00:17:01,619 --> 00:17:02,742 No, not like that at all. 481 00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,905 ♪ Hi, Elsa, hi, Anna ♪ 482 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:07,056 ♪ And my name is Ja-ane ♪ 483 00:17:07,081 --> 00:17:08,730 MOMS: ♪ Hi, Jane, hi, Jane ♪ 484 00:17:08,755 --> 00:17:10,788 ♪ I'm mommy to Mateo ♪ 485 00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:12,336 ♪ Who's not here but I am ♪ 486 00:17:12,361 --> 00:17:13,773 ♪ Because my... ♪ 487 00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:14,649 Oh, um, sorry. 488 00:17:14,674 --> 00:17:17,008 Because, uh, when he was a newborn, 489 00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:19,733 this group was really helpful. 490 00:17:19,889 --> 00:17:22,342 Uh... just in terms of not making me 491 00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:25,039 feel so alone and overwhelmed. 492 00:17:25,064 --> 00:17:27,336 And my... (clears throat) 493 00:17:27,361 --> 00:17:28,773 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What is the right word here? 494 00:17:29,187 --> 00:17:30,657 Friend... 495 00:17:30,681 --> 00:17:33,515 Slash son's sisters' baby mama... 496 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:35,078 Petra is going through it, 497 00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:36,275 times two. 498 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,700 WOMAN: You're in the right place. 499 00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:39,091 We're all feeling alone 500 00:17:39,116 --> 00:17:40,481 and overwhelmed here. 501 00:17:40,506 --> 00:17:41,940 WOMAN 2: This is my second kid. 502 00:17:42,006 --> 00:17:43,472 I thought I was prepared. 503 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,554 No. 504 00:17:44,579 --> 00:17:46,947 That newborn bubble, it is intense. 505 00:17:46,972 --> 00:17:48,543 - And the hormones. - (baby fussing) 506 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,327 There are days when I wonder why I did it. 507 00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:52,023 Are there any days you don't wonder? 508 00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:55,328 (laughter) 509 00:17:57,445 --> 00:17:59,919 (knocking at door) 510 00:18:03,175 --> 00:18:05,108 Oh, hi. 511 00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:05,852 Good morning. 512 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,210 Is, uh, Jane here? 513 00:18:07,235 --> 00:18:10,117 I wanted her to join my dear friend and I 514 00:18:10,142 --> 00:18:11,775 for breakfast downstairs. 515 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,070 Hi. 516 00:18:13,095 --> 00:18:14,508 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Cuchi, cuchi! 517 00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:15,977 Is that who I think it is? 518 00:18:16,002 --> 00:18:17,002 _ 519 00:18:17,027 --> 00:18:18,518 _ 520 00:18:18,543 --> 00:18:19,997 _ 521 00:18:20,022 --> 00:18:21,311 _ 522 00:18:21,336 --> 00:18:23,154 _ 523 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,802 Uh... 524 00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:26,762 Jane isn't here. 525 00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:29,090 She went to a new mommy class with Petra. 526 00:18:29,115 --> 00:18:30,099 Oh, dear. 527 00:18:30,124 --> 00:18:32,391 Rogelio, we can meet her at class. 528 00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:34,194 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're... we can discuss. 529 00:18:34,219 --> 00:18:35,133 Thank you, Xiomara. 530 00:18:35,158 --> 00:18:36,257 Actually, 531 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,518 do you have a minute to chat? 532 00:18:38,543 --> 00:18:40,694 - Alone? - Mmm... 533 00:18:40,718 --> 00:18:44,164 I keep no secrets from Charo. 534 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:46,791 Okay... 535 00:18:46,941 --> 00:18:50,522 I know you and Jane haven't exactly been seeing eye to eye 536 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,648 with all this wedding stuff... 537 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:52,473 Lauren says 538 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,805 that spirited disagreement 539 00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,937 is part of the fun of planning a wedding. 540 00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:57,393 Who is Lauren? 541 00:18:57,418 --> 00:18:58,418 L.C. 542 00:18:58,443 --> 00:18:59,850 Okay. 543 00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:01,306 Look, I just want you to know 544 00:19:01,331 --> 00:19:04,362 that I'm here, in case you need help navigating. 545 00:19:04,387 --> 00:19:06,618 Stop, Xiomara. I think I made it very clear. 546 00:19:06,642 --> 00:19:07,926 I need space from you. 547 00:19:07,952 --> 00:19:10,498 But... but this is about Jane and the wedding. 548 00:19:10,523 --> 00:19:13,719 And we're still a family, first and foremost. 549 00:19:13,744 --> 00:19:15,090 Yes, we are. 550 00:19:15,115 --> 00:19:17,683 But my heart is also still broken. 551 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,851 And repeating that over 552 00:19:19,877 --> 00:19:23,477 and over is getting a little... 553 00:19:23,502 --> 00:19:25,289 embarrassing. 554 00:19:25,863 --> 00:19:28,041 Come, Charo. 555 00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:31,907 PETRA: And I feel... 556 00:19:31,932 --> 00:19:33,442 at a loss, I guess. 557 00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:34,121 I mean, 558 00:19:34,146 --> 00:19:36,489 I-I, I look at them 559 00:19:36,514 --> 00:19:37,868 and I know they're my daughters, 560 00:19:37,893 --> 00:19:39,669 but I-I just... 561 00:19:40,335 --> 00:19:42,158 can't connect with them. 562 00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:44,509 I don't know, I just feel like 563 00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:47,806 m-maybe they would be better off with... 564 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,711 someone else taking care of them. 565 00:19:50,736 --> 00:19:52,735 JANE: You know that's not true, right? 566 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,760 You're their mom. 567 00:19:56,443 --> 00:19:58,445 Petra... 568 00:19:58,682 --> 00:20:00,022 I'm fine. 569 00:20:00,047 --> 00:20:01,261 (laughing): I'm fine. 570 00:20:01,286 --> 00:20:03,750 I'm just overwhelmed, like everybody else here is. 571 00:20:03,841 --> 00:20:06,125 WOMAN: Petra, I'm gonna jump in here. 572 00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:07,477 It definitely sounds like 573 00:20:07,502 --> 00:20:09,520 you're veering into postpartum territory. 574 00:20:10,636 --> 00:20:13,352 - What? No. No. - How's your sleep? 575 00:20:13,482 --> 00:20:14,727 Fine. 576 00:20:14,752 --> 00:20:16,819 I saw you walking the halls in the middle of the night 577 00:20:16,844 --> 00:20:18,476 What is this, some kind of intervention? 578 00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:20,570 You told me to come here to talk about how I was feeling. 579 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:21,827 And now I'm hearing you 580 00:20:21,852 --> 00:20:22,938 and I'm a little concerned. 581 00:20:22,963 --> 00:20:23,849 I'm fine. 582 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,107 Excuse me, 583 00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:27,399 - I-I need to use the restroom. - Oh. 584 00:20:27,424 --> 00:20:28,649 I got her. 585 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,805 Wow. 586 00:20:33,635 --> 00:20:35,903 ♪ ♪ 587 00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:39,482 So... 588 00:20:39,961 --> 00:20:41,894 you never came back. 589 00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:44,068 The way everyone was judging me there? 590 00:20:44,093 --> 00:20:46,192 We were concerned. 591 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,191 Look, early motherhood is hard 592 00:20:49,216 --> 00:20:50,363 and I don't think that I would've 593 00:20:50,388 --> 00:20:52,466 been able to get through it without these... 594 00:20:52,995 --> 00:20:55,697 great moments with Mateo. 595 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,874 And I just don't think you're having great moments. 596 00:20:59,941 --> 00:21:01,993 ♪ ♪ 597 00:21:02,816 --> 00:21:06,706 Look, Pippa's mom had postpartum 598 00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:08,538 with baby number one. 599 00:21:08,563 --> 00:21:11,758 Here's the number to the doctor that she saw. 600 00:21:12,114 --> 00:21:14,196 And FYI, 601 00:21:14,221 --> 00:21:17,241 I hear that the doctor is very exclusive and very expensive. 602 00:21:17,266 --> 00:21:20,227 Yeah, and I don't even think they take insurance. 603 00:21:22,796 --> 00:21:25,111 Just tell me that you'll think about it. 604 00:21:25,287 --> 00:21:28,472 I'll think about it. 605 00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:31,552 _ 606 00:21:31,577 --> 00:21:36,627 _ 607 00:21:36,652 --> 00:21:39,325 (sighs) 608 00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:47,854 _ 609 00:21:47,879 --> 00:21:49,926 PETRA: What's wrong? 610 00:21:50,863 --> 00:21:52,262 You-you look upset. 611 00:21:52,287 --> 00:21:53,797 Everything okay with the hotel? 612 00:21:53,822 --> 00:21:55,255 No, I... 613 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,846 You're with the twins. 614 00:21:56,936 --> 00:21:59,073 Well, it's not like they can fend for themselves. 615 00:21:59,098 --> 00:22:00,859 Is this about our booking shortfall this month? 616 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:01,903 RAFAEL: No. No, no. 617 00:22:01,928 --> 00:22:03,962 I was just writing an e-mail to Jane. 618 00:22:03,987 --> 00:22:05,784 Her and Michael found a house they can afford, 619 00:22:05,809 --> 00:22:07,875 but it's 40 minutes away, and I... 620 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:11,009 I just don't want Mateo that far. 621 00:22:11,105 --> 00:22:13,503 - You freaking kidding me? - Excuse me? 622 00:22:13,528 --> 00:22:15,052 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that's when it happened. 623 00:22:15,077 --> 00:22:16,846 After everything Jane's done, 624 00:22:16,871 --> 00:22:19,294 starting with having Mateo in the first place 625 00:22:19,319 --> 00:22:21,385 after your sister knocked her up, 626 00:22:21,410 --> 00:22:22,980 and you can't tolerate a small commute 627 00:22:23,005 --> 00:22:24,539 to let her live in her dream house? 628 00:22:24,564 --> 00:22:27,377 Get over yourself, Rafael, and find a way to make it work. 629 00:22:27,402 --> 00:22:31,215 And so, just as Jesus rose Lazarus from the dead, 630 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,013 Petra Solano went to the mat for Jane Villanueva 631 00:22:34,038 --> 00:22:37,997 on this day in the Year of our Lord 2016. 632 00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:40,396 _ 633 00:22:44,013 --> 00:22:47,411 _ 634 00:22:47,436 --> 00:22:49,702 DIRECTOR: And action! 635 00:22:51,692 --> 00:22:53,933 _ 636 00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:58,239 _ 637 00:22:58,264 --> 00:23:02,093 _ 638 00:23:02,118 --> 00:23:06,348 _ 639 00:23:07,997 --> 00:23:09,473 _ 640 00:23:09,498 --> 00:23:12,372 _ 641 00:23:12,404 --> 00:23:16,293 - _ - _ 642 00:23:16,318 --> 00:23:20,403 _ 643 00:23:20,428 --> 00:23:22,895 And cut! Good. 644 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,401 It was so nice of you to come here on your day off. 645 00:23:25,426 --> 00:23:27,325 You needed to think of my character. 646 00:23:27,350 --> 00:23:29,083 I want you to give a great performance. 647 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,287 I also wonder, after work, 648 00:23:31,312 --> 00:23:34,270 you want to... run lines? 649 00:23:34,388 --> 00:23:37,551 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh, sounds like "running lines" means having sex. 650 00:23:37,576 --> 00:23:39,733 And then maybe we can have sex. 651 00:23:39,758 --> 00:23:42,231 Oh, I guess it just meant run lines. 652 00:23:42,256 --> 00:23:44,067 Uh, I'm sorry, Adriana. 653 00:23:44,092 --> 00:23:47,057 I don't think it's the right time for me. 654 00:23:48,507 --> 00:23:50,397 Now, if you'll excuse me. 655 00:23:50,422 --> 00:23:51,406 Jane! 656 00:23:51,945 --> 00:23:54,346 (Rogelio laughs) 657 00:23:54,371 --> 00:23:55,997 - Thank you for coming, Jane. - Oh, of course. 658 00:23:56,022 --> 00:23:58,559 You were amazing, and I loved that w... 659 00:23:58,584 --> 00:24:00,061 No need to shower me with praise. 660 00:24:00,087 --> 00:24:02,130 Come, there are some people I want you to meet. 661 00:24:02,155 --> 00:24:05,417 It should be noted that Rogelio failing to bask in her praise 662 00:24:05,442 --> 00:24:08,067 was Jane's first clue that something weird was going on. 663 00:24:08,092 --> 00:24:11,528 Jane, I want you to meet all my friends at video village. 664 00:24:11,553 --> 00:24:14,821 Jane's second clue that something weird was going on? 665 00:24:14,846 --> 00:24:16,637 _ 666 00:24:16,662 --> 00:24:19,927 And, my dear, dear friend, Charo. 667 00:24:19,952 --> 00:24:21,284 Aah! 668 00:24:21,309 --> 00:24:23,536 Jane, you are so cute. 669 00:24:23,561 --> 00:24:25,428 Oh, thank you so much, Charo. 670 00:24:25,453 --> 00:24:27,090 You're spectacular. 671 00:24:27,115 --> 00:24:28,177 - Charo. - I know. 672 00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:29,918 ROGELIO: And this is Lewis and Andres. 673 00:24:29,943 --> 00:24:31,844 Have you guys seen Kathie Lee and Hoda? 674 00:24:31,869 --> 00:24:34,225 Hi, everyone. If you could just excuse me for one minute. 675 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:35,840 - Yeah, but... - No. 676 00:24:37,414 --> 00:24:40,076 Are you seriously trying to find a loophole in our guest rule? 677 00:24:40,101 --> 00:24:42,167 (scoffing): Of course not. 678 00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:44,687 - Dad. - Perhaps. 679 00:24:44,712 --> 00:24:45,911 I just thought 680 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:46,841 that once you met them, 681 00:24:46,866 --> 00:24:50,216 you will bend your insane 15-person rule. 682 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,478 - It's not happening. - Why? I'm the one paying for it. 683 00:24:52,503 --> 00:24:53,568 Excuse me? 684 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:55,226 Uh, I just mean that it's not 685 00:24:55,251 --> 00:24:56,924 about the money for me. 686 00:24:56,949 --> 00:24:58,667 It's not about money for me either. 687 00:24:58,692 --> 00:25:00,910 It's about who I want there. 688 00:25:01,309 --> 00:25:03,298 Which is why Michael and I will pay for it. 689 00:25:03,323 --> 00:25:06,037 What?! Yeah, it's just easier that way, Dad. 690 00:25:06,062 --> 00:25:08,842 But... Jane... 691 00:25:08,867 --> 00:25:11,573 Uh, so what do you want me to do with all this extra cake? 692 00:25:11,598 --> 00:25:13,599 Let the crew eat it or... ? 693 00:25:13,624 --> 00:25:14,771 Put it in the freezer. 694 00:25:14,795 --> 00:25:17,278 I'll take it home and eat it on my cheat days. 695 00:25:17,303 --> 00:25:18,921 _ 696 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:23,200 JANE: It's too complicated with Dad, you know? 697 00:25:23,225 --> 00:25:24,582 Too many strings. 698 00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:26,426 This way is better. 699 00:25:26,451 --> 00:25:28,789 All I need to do is find a new venue that's super cheap 700 00:25:28,814 --> 00:25:30,263 and available in a month and a half. 701 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,524 _ 702 00:25:32,550 --> 00:25:33,260 Really? 703 00:25:33,285 --> 00:25:36,605 _ 704 00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:38,194 Great. Have a double wedding. 705 00:25:38,219 --> 00:25:39,418 Ma, stop. 706 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:40,996 Do you really want to get married 707 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:42,630 where the church ladies play bingo? 708 00:25:42,655 --> 00:25:44,455 All that matters is that I'm marrying the man that I love 709 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,285 surrounded by the people that I love. 710 00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:47,420 I'll go look at the church 711 00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:48,877 after Michael and I sign the lease. 712 00:25:49,072 --> 00:25:50,687 Oh, I need to go. 713 00:25:50,712 --> 00:25:51,711 Good luck. 714 00:25:51,736 --> 00:25:53,136 Mwah. 715 00:25:53,161 --> 00:25:54,219 Adios. 716 00:25:54,244 --> 00:25:55,510 Mwah. Adios. 717 00:25:55,535 --> 00:25:56,938 _ 718 00:25:56,962 --> 00:25:59,435 The house isn't too far, right? 719 00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:02,181 _ 720 00:26:02,206 --> 00:26:05,915 _ 721 00:26:05,994 --> 00:26:07,704 _ 722 00:26:07,908 --> 00:26:11,681 _ 723 00:26:12,368 --> 00:26:15,454 _ 724 00:26:16,736 --> 00:26:19,095 MAN: Ready to make this official? 725 00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:22,853 Two copies, read 'em over. 726 00:26:23,735 --> 00:26:25,556 There you go, buddy. 727 00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:29,546 It's all standard stuff, babe. 728 00:26:29,571 --> 00:26:31,771 I'm yours for the taking. 729 00:26:33,249 --> 00:26:37,158 - _ - (thunder rumbles) 730 00:26:37,219 --> 00:26:41,063 WALLPAPER BIRD: Come on, that's not real; you're just imagining it. 731 00:26:41,088 --> 00:26:42,786 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Says the talking wallpaper. 732 00:26:42,811 --> 00:26:44,501 - Jane, look. - (gasps) 733 00:26:44,526 --> 00:26:45,752 ♪ ♪ 734 00:26:45,777 --> 00:26:48,309 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Mateo, you're cruising! 735 00:26:48,334 --> 00:26:50,868 - This is, like, uh, a milestone, right? - REALTOR: I'm filming. 736 00:26:50,893 --> 00:26:53,175 What a sign, right? In the new house. 737 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,292 And it did feel like a sign to Jane, 738 00:26:56,442 --> 00:26:58,613 but a very different one. 739 00:26:58,638 --> 00:26:59,983 ♪ ♪ 740 00:27:00,008 --> 00:27:01,549 What's wrong? 741 00:27:02,103 --> 00:27:03,821 (sighs) Um... 742 00:27:05,495 --> 00:27:07,228 We can't live here. 743 00:27:07,253 --> 00:27:09,180 What? I'm sorry. 744 00:27:09,205 --> 00:27:10,805 It's okay for me to be away from my parents, 745 00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:13,360 because I am an adult, but Mateo isn't... 746 00:27:13,385 --> 00:27:15,362 and he should be close to his father. 747 00:27:15,387 --> 00:27:16,987 WALLPAPER BIRD: Uh, lady, what? 748 00:27:17,025 --> 00:27:19,736 Need I remind you of my built-in dishwasher 749 00:27:19,761 --> 00:27:22,994 and the fact that there are jets in the master bath? 750 00:27:23,019 --> 00:27:24,736 I don't care about the dishwasher and the jets 751 00:27:24,761 --> 00:27:26,142 - in the bath, okay? - I'm not gonna change my mind! 752 00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:28,392 Whoa, whoa. Why are you yelling at me? I get it. 753 00:27:28,417 --> 00:27:29,983 - You do? - Yes. 754 00:27:30,008 --> 00:27:31,147 I do. 755 00:27:31,172 --> 00:27:32,904 So we'll keep looking. 756 00:27:32,929 --> 00:27:35,064 It doesn't matter where we live, 757 00:27:35,089 --> 00:27:38,223 'cause wherever you are is home to me. 758 00:27:38,547 --> 00:27:40,281 ♪ ♪ 759 00:27:40,306 --> 00:27:43,429 WALLPAPER BIRD: Yeah, good luck finding direct sunlight 760 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:46,258 and wood floors, you cheeseballs. 761 00:27:46,283 --> 00:27:48,806 WOMAN (over phone): And do you ever have thoughts of running away? 762 00:27:48,831 --> 00:27:49,930 Yes. 763 00:27:49,988 --> 00:27:51,620 Yes, I have. 764 00:27:51,663 --> 00:27:53,800 It's okay. That's okay. 765 00:27:53,825 --> 00:27:56,685 And does postpartum depression run in your family? 766 00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:58,844 Did your mother suffer from it? 767 00:27:58,869 --> 00:28:00,932 I don't know. 768 00:28:01,373 --> 00:28:03,676 We're not exactly... close. 769 00:28:03,701 --> 00:28:05,710 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's one way to put it. 770 00:28:05,735 --> 00:28:08,340 Well, if you can, ask her before you come in. 771 00:28:08,366 --> 00:28:11,845 The more we know, the better we can help you. 772 00:28:12,521 --> 00:28:15,020 What do you mean you're taking off? Where are you going? 773 00:28:15,045 --> 00:28:16,462 New York for a little while. 774 00:28:16,487 --> 00:28:18,387 I got some friends who'll let me crash. 775 00:28:18,412 --> 00:28:20,012 Why not just stay here? 776 00:28:20,037 --> 00:28:21,298 In Miami? 777 00:28:21,323 --> 00:28:22,689 (chuckles softly) 778 00:28:22,714 --> 00:28:24,947 There's nothing for me here. 779 00:28:25,016 --> 00:28:28,048 Just a bunch of people judging me because of who my mom is. 780 00:28:28,190 --> 00:28:30,056 Same with me. 781 00:28:31,863 --> 00:28:33,596 Stay. 782 00:28:34,154 --> 00:28:36,157 I'll get you a job here. 783 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,837 Let's hope this story turns out to be 784 00:28:37,862 --> 00:28:40,030 more Prodigal Son than Cain and Abel. 785 00:28:40,055 --> 00:28:41,987 DEREK (over speaker): Why would you do that? 786 00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:43,724 RAFAEL: Like I said, we're family. 787 00:28:43,749 --> 00:28:46,681 Oh, dear! Michael's spying on Rafael! 788 00:28:46,706 --> 00:28:48,683 This could be bad. 789 00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:50,268 It wasn't that bad. 790 00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:52,570 There was a pigeon inside. 791 00:28:52,595 --> 00:28:54,192 There's exactly one half-functioning toilet 792 00:28:54,217 --> 00:28:55,765 for the entire rec room. 793 00:28:55,790 --> 00:28:58,738 Okay, some nice lighting, music, scented candles... 794 00:28:58,763 --> 00:29:00,564 There are no windows. 795 00:29:00,589 --> 00:29:02,531 Hotel living has really spoiled you. 796 00:29:02,556 --> 00:29:03,830 Maybe. 797 00:29:03,855 --> 00:29:05,794 But why would you want to have your wedding there 798 00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:07,820 when you could have it somewhere much nicer? 799 00:29:07,889 --> 00:29:10,423 I tried, but Dad won't listen to what I want. 800 00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:13,673 Yeah, okay. What's so bad about what he wants? 801 00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:17,221 I just want to keep the wedding small. 802 00:29:17,246 --> 00:29:18,779 It's a religious sacrament. 803 00:29:18,804 --> 00:29:20,751 Agreed. Keep the ceremony small. 804 00:29:20,776 --> 00:29:22,944 You think Charo wants to sit in church? 805 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,740 But why not have a big party after? 806 00:29:27,209 --> 00:29:28,792 What's the big deal? 807 00:29:28,817 --> 00:29:29,988 You used to dream of a big wedding? 808 00:29:30,013 --> 00:29:31,293 I don't know, it's just... 809 00:29:31,318 --> 00:29:32,642 - not where I'm at now. - Well, 810 00:29:32,667 --> 00:29:34,664 it's not really all about you, is it? 811 00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:36,532 My wedding? It kind of is. 812 00:29:36,556 --> 00:29:38,756 Nah. It's also about your family. 813 00:29:38,781 --> 00:29:41,738 We get to show you off. Plus, your dad didn't get 814 00:29:41,763 --> 00:29:44,059 to throw you a communion party or your quinceañera. 815 00:29:44,226 --> 00:29:46,331 And he's proud of you. 816 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:48,735 Ugh, you might be right. 817 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,972 I'll think about it. 818 00:29:53,215 --> 00:29:54,945 Oh. Wrong floor. 819 00:29:54,970 --> 00:29:56,619 Must have pushed it by mistake. 820 00:29:56,644 --> 00:29:58,345 And that's when she saw him. 821 00:29:58,370 --> 00:30:00,603 Now, was it Pablo's coat of many colors 822 00:30:00,647 --> 00:30:02,156 that caught her eye? 823 00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:04,793 Who knows? In any case, Jane turned around to look. 824 00:30:04,818 --> 00:30:06,570 And unlike Lot's wife, she didn't 825 00:30:06,595 --> 00:30:08,463 turn into a pillar of salt. 826 00:30:08,488 --> 00:30:10,775 But if she could have turned Pablo into one, believe me, 827 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,502 Jane would have, or maybe she'd smite him instead. 828 00:30:13,527 --> 00:30:16,650 Yes, smiting! Let's go with that. 829 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:21,829 _ 830 00:30:21,978 --> 00:30:23,556 I'm so sorry, Abuela. 831 00:30:23,581 --> 00:30:24,751 (sighs) 832 00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:26,976 _ 833 00:30:27,001 --> 00:30:28,157 Hey. 834 00:30:28,182 --> 00:30:29,275 You can't blame yourself 835 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:31,201 because he turned out to be a jerk. 836 00:30:31,226 --> 00:30:34,119 You got swept up in the romance. 837 00:30:34,144 --> 00:30:36,125 _ 838 00:30:36,150 --> 00:30:37,150 _ 839 00:30:37,175 --> 00:30:38,619 - What?! - Uh... 840 00:30:38,644 --> 00:30:41,001 _ 841 00:30:41,026 --> 00:30:43,876 Oh, my God. Welcome to my world. 842 00:30:43,901 --> 00:30:45,853 (laughing) 843 00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:48,728 You know what? This was good. 844 00:30:48,753 --> 00:30:50,853 So he wasn't the guy. 845 00:30:50,878 --> 00:30:53,612 Mm. You should be dating. 846 00:30:53,637 --> 00:30:55,787 Ooh, I agree. 847 00:30:56,095 --> 00:30:57,495 _ 848 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:58,845 Mm-hmm. 849 00:30:58,871 --> 00:31:02,026 So... what are you gonna do about Pablo? 850 00:31:02,399 --> 00:31:07,103 _ 851 00:31:07,128 --> 00:31:09,390 _ 852 00:31:09,415 --> 00:31:11,582 - _ - (thunder crashing) 853 00:31:11,607 --> 00:31:16,423 - _ - (thunderbolts zapping) 854 00:31:17,939 --> 00:31:20,767 _ 855 00:31:20,792 --> 00:31:22,736 _ 856 00:31:22,761 --> 00:31:24,908 _ 857 00:31:24,933 --> 00:31:29,932 _ 858 00:31:29,957 --> 00:31:32,674 _ 859 00:31:32,699 --> 00:31:36,267 _ 860 00:31:37,549 --> 00:31:39,816 (grunts) 861 00:31:40,474 --> 00:31:43,275 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And thusly was he cast out. 862 00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:46,368 ♪ ♪ 863 00:31:47,515 --> 00:31:50,210 Look. A rainbow. 864 00:31:50,235 --> 00:31:51,809 Oh. 865 00:31:52,247 --> 00:31:55,665 MAGDA: What do I care about a rainbow? 866 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:58,185 My own daughter put me in jail. 867 00:31:58,210 --> 00:32:00,657 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. Here's Magda, 868 00:32:00,683 --> 00:32:03,181 back in her old, familiar stomping grounds. 869 00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:06,603 _ 870 00:32:06,628 --> 00:32:08,929 Because you killed a man, Mother. 871 00:32:08,954 --> 00:32:10,807 In self-defense. 872 00:32:10,832 --> 00:32:13,049 Well, with one crucial difference. 873 00:32:13,074 --> 00:32:15,429 _ 874 00:32:15,592 --> 00:32:18,092 Look, I didn't come here to fight with you. 875 00:32:18,117 --> 00:32:20,485 I came because... 876 00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:24,020 I had the twins. 877 00:32:24,045 --> 00:32:26,074 You're a grandmother. 878 00:32:26,099 --> 00:32:28,204 Whoop-de-do. 879 00:32:28,229 --> 00:32:29,947 (inhales slowly) 880 00:32:29,972 --> 00:32:31,251 (exhales) 881 00:32:31,276 --> 00:32:34,344 And... to be honest, 882 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:36,909 I've been... struggling. 883 00:32:36,934 --> 00:32:38,533 A little. 884 00:32:38,558 --> 00:32:41,045 And the doctor asked for my family history, 885 00:32:41,070 --> 00:32:42,283 so I-I was wondering 886 00:32:42,308 --> 00:32:44,582 if, um, well, after you had me, 887 00:32:44,607 --> 00:32:46,635 did you ever feel... 888 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:49,571 depressed? 889 00:32:49,596 --> 00:32:51,276 Depressed? 890 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,319 I had baby girl. 891 00:32:53,344 --> 00:32:54,940 In Czechoslovakia. 892 00:32:54,965 --> 00:32:57,065 In 1985. 893 00:32:57,090 --> 00:32:59,021 Of course I was depressed. 894 00:32:59,046 --> 00:33:00,478 You were depressed. 895 00:33:00,503 --> 00:33:02,236 The neighbor who delivered you 896 00:33:02,261 --> 00:33:03,140 was depressed. 897 00:33:03,164 --> 00:33:04,709 We were all depressed. 898 00:33:04,734 --> 00:33:07,969 Plus, I was not built to be mother. 899 00:33:07,994 --> 00:33:09,760 And neither are you. 900 00:33:09,785 --> 00:33:11,923 You want my honest opinion? 901 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:15,525 The best thing you could do for those girls 902 00:33:15,550 --> 00:33:18,594 is to give them away. 903 00:33:19,887 --> 00:33:22,376 ♪ ♪ 904 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,071 Dad? 905 00:33:25,096 --> 00:33:26,604 (sighs) 906 00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:29,829 I think I was being too stubborn. 907 00:33:31,102 --> 00:33:32,968 What? 908 00:33:32,993 --> 00:33:34,660 I was talking to Mom, 909 00:33:34,685 --> 00:33:36,893 and she basically... 910 00:33:36,918 --> 00:33:39,516 told me to get over myself. And she's right. 911 00:33:39,541 --> 00:33:42,810 I get why you want to bring 75 of your closest friends. 912 00:33:42,835 --> 00:33:45,524 So, for the ceremony, we can keep it small, 913 00:33:45,549 --> 00:33:48,638 but for the party... what the hell, let's go bigger. 914 00:33:48,663 --> 00:33:51,197 Really? Do you still have the binder? 915 00:33:51,222 --> 00:33:52,421 It's... 916 00:33:52,446 --> 00:33:54,213 somewhere. Here it is. 917 00:33:54,238 --> 00:33:56,721 Okay. (clears throat) You pick. 918 00:33:56,746 --> 00:33:59,434 Um... What do you think about Versailles? 919 00:33:59,458 --> 00:34:01,258 What? No, I don't want a destination wedding. 920 00:34:01,283 --> 00:34:03,114 Oh, no. We'd rebuilt it. 921 00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:05,290 I mean, not to scale, but... 922 00:34:05,315 --> 00:34:07,089 Think a little more low-key. 923 00:34:07,114 --> 00:34:08,898 The Miami Zoo? 924 00:34:08,924 --> 00:34:11,320 L.C. did rustic chic, 925 00:34:11,345 --> 00:34:14,377 which could be fun with big farm tables. 926 00:34:14,402 --> 00:34:16,586 Yeah, okay, maybe. 927 00:34:16,611 --> 00:34:18,301 We could rent out a farm. 928 00:34:18,326 --> 00:34:19,659 Farms are fun. 929 00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:20,644 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And suddenly, 930 00:34:20,669 --> 00:34:24,126 Rogelio realized one person who could help him. 931 00:34:24,432 --> 00:34:26,599 And it wasn't Lauren Conrad. 932 00:34:26,624 --> 00:34:28,593 Oh, hi. 933 00:34:28,618 --> 00:34:31,265 I-I was just waiting for my mom. I didn't know you'd be here. 934 00:34:31,290 --> 00:34:34,314 I was actually looking for you. You spoke with Jane? 935 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:37,798 Oh, well, yeah, uh... she was just being stubborn. 936 00:34:37,823 --> 00:34:40,490 Yeah. I think she gets it from me. 937 00:34:40,732 --> 00:34:42,391 I don't know, I think 938 00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:44,549 part of me felt that if I stayed away, 939 00:34:44,574 --> 00:34:46,501 you'd miss me enough. 940 00:34:46,749 --> 00:34:50,345 It's just hard for me to accept it's over, but it is. 941 00:34:50,370 --> 00:34:52,234 And I have to move on. 942 00:34:52,259 --> 00:34:55,829 Because we're family, first and foremost, right? 943 00:34:55,854 --> 00:34:58,154 Yes. Always. 944 00:34:58,785 --> 00:35:00,120 I need your help. 945 00:35:00,145 --> 00:35:02,462 I want Jane to love her wedding 946 00:35:02,487 --> 00:35:04,244 and I have the perfect place to have it. 947 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,436 Really? I brought some frozen cake from work. 948 00:35:06,461 --> 00:35:08,975 Let's have a piece and I'll tell you my idea. 949 00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:11,744 Yeah, I heard everything. The bug's working great. 950 00:35:11,769 --> 00:35:12,245 RAFAEL: Good. 951 00:35:12,270 --> 00:35:14,534 Well, then you know he took the job. He's staying in town. 952 00:35:14,558 --> 00:35:15,806 - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, wow. - MICHAEL: Yup. 953 00:35:15,832 --> 00:35:18,424 As soon as you set him up with an office, we'll wire it. 954 00:35:18,448 --> 00:35:19,713 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I guess Rafael doesn't quite 955 00:35:19,738 --> 00:35:21,634 trust his brother after all. 956 00:35:21,659 --> 00:35:23,219 Perfect. 957 00:35:23,244 --> 00:35:25,017 You're not having second thoughts, are you? 958 00:35:25,042 --> 00:35:25,829 No. 959 00:35:25,854 --> 00:35:28,205 Look, I need to know what he knew about our mother. 960 00:35:28,230 --> 00:35:29,097 Yeah. 961 00:35:29,122 --> 00:35:32,829 Hey, um... thanks for, you know, 962 00:35:32,854 --> 00:35:35,438 agreeing to let us move to that house in West Miramar. 963 00:35:35,463 --> 00:35:38,595 You know, even though... we're not. 964 00:35:38,620 --> 00:35:41,062 No problem. Thanks for... 965 00:35:41,087 --> 00:35:43,226 you know, not moving there. 966 00:35:43,251 --> 00:35:46,697 Anyway, um, I'm sure you'll find a place soon. 967 00:35:46,722 --> 00:35:47,922 You guys just started looking. 968 00:35:47,947 --> 00:35:48,858 Yeah. 969 00:35:48,883 --> 00:35:50,979 (gasps) Is that Michael? 970 00:35:51,390 --> 00:35:53,601 Oh, you got to see this. 971 00:35:53,626 --> 00:35:55,103 What? The Realtor just sent it over. 972 00:35:55,128 --> 00:35:57,767 Two bedroom, two bath, two-car garage, 973 00:35:57,792 --> 00:36:00,159 less than a mile from here, in our price range. 974 00:36:00,184 --> 00:36:02,665 Whoa. What's the catch? 975 00:36:02,690 --> 00:36:05,181 Well, I asked the Realtor, he said no catch. 976 00:36:06,353 --> 00:36:09,680 Oh. It has to be Rafael subsidizing it. 977 00:36:09,705 --> 00:36:11,770 I was talking to him on the phone and he says 978 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:13,658 he was sure we'd find something. 979 00:36:13,683 --> 00:36:14,609 What if it is? 980 00:36:14,634 --> 00:36:15,934 - Is it? - I don't know. I mean, 981 00:36:15,959 --> 00:36:17,521 I wouldn't rule it out. 982 00:36:17,546 --> 00:36:19,845 But... so what? 983 00:36:19,870 --> 00:36:21,062 I mean, honestly, 984 00:36:21,087 --> 00:36:22,219 it's good for Mateo. 985 00:36:22,244 --> 00:36:24,673 Yeah, it's good for you, baby! 986 00:36:24,698 --> 00:36:27,411 You know? A close house, near his dad. 987 00:36:27,436 --> 00:36:29,572 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: good And that's when he realized... 988 00:36:29,597 --> 00:36:30,500 You're right. 989 00:36:30,525 --> 00:36:31,025 What? 990 00:36:31,050 --> 00:36:32,975 I mean, everyone's tried to compromise but me, 991 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,392 it's half a block away from a park. 992 00:36:35,417 --> 00:36:36,449 Really? 993 00:36:36,474 --> 00:36:37,606 Let's go see it. 994 00:36:37,631 --> 00:36:39,805 Oh. 995 00:36:39,830 --> 00:36:42,262 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And it should be noted they did. 996 00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,315 And this time they wanted to love it. 997 00:36:44,341 --> 00:36:45,808 - This is a great street. - Yeah. 998 00:36:45,832 --> 00:36:47,666 - You see the lemon tree? - I did. 999 00:36:47,691 --> 00:36:50,912 Well, get ready... Because I'm purrfect. 1000 00:36:50,937 --> 00:36:54,540 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so they opened the door, to find... 1001 00:36:54,565 --> 00:36:56,212 (indistinct conversations) 1002 00:36:56,237 --> 00:36:58,336 Where have you been? I told you to hustle right over here. 1003 00:36:58,361 --> 00:37:00,001 We stopped for lunch. Who are all these people? 1004 00:37:00,026 --> 00:37:01,208 You didn't think there'd be competition 1005 00:37:01,234 --> 00:37:02,194 for a house like this? 1006 00:37:02,219 --> 00:37:03,846 We thought that my son's father had bought it 1007 00:37:03,871 --> 00:37:05,251 under an assumed name because we wouldn't 1008 00:37:05,276 --> 00:37:07,342 - take a direct handout from him. - I'm sorry, what? 1009 00:37:07,367 --> 00:37:09,486 - We were wrong, so... - Whatever. Look, 1010 00:37:09,511 --> 00:37:11,423 there are seven people on the list already. 1011 00:37:11,448 --> 00:37:13,384 Everyone's putting in an application, 1012 00:37:13,409 --> 00:37:15,103 so you'll have to write that letter 1013 00:37:15,128 --> 00:37:16,494 selling yourselves to the owners. 1014 00:37:16,519 --> 00:37:18,319 What makes you guys the perfect tenants? 1015 00:37:18,344 --> 00:37:20,278 LION: So, what are you standing there for, Jane? 1016 00:37:20,303 --> 00:37:22,048 Go home and win this house 1017 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,334 with your magical prose. 1018 00:37:24,359 --> 00:37:28,009 Got it. I'm all over it. 1019 00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:32,055 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so it was on the tenth day after the flood 1020 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:36,133 in the year 2016, Jane composed the letter. 1021 00:37:36,158 --> 00:37:37,548 So, what do you think? 1022 00:37:37,573 --> 00:37:39,730 You are a beautiful writer. 1023 00:37:39,755 --> 00:37:41,527 Oh. But... 1024 00:37:41,552 --> 00:37:43,419 I think the owner's more interested in knowing if we're 1025 00:37:43,444 --> 00:37:46,494 gonna, you know, play loud music and pay our rent on time 1026 00:37:46,519 --> 00:37:49,431 than they are in your childhood memories. 1027 00:37:49,456 --> 00:37:51,174 Oh, my God, I totally disagree. 1028 00:37:51,199 --> 00:37:53,104 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And thus, they debated 1029 00:37:53,129 --> 00:37:55,711 and rewrote 1030 00:37:55,736 --> 00:37:58,439 and reviseth until they were happy. 1031 00:37:58,464 --> 00:38:02,252 And then they rested. And it was good. 1032 00:38:02,277 --> 00:38:05,900 - Oh. - (giggles) 1033 00:38:06,166 --> 00:38:08,674 - _ - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Even gooder... 1034 00:38:08,699 --> 00:38:09,821 - or, rather, better... 1035 00:38:09,846 --> 00:38:10,713 ROGELIO: Okay, ready? 1036 00:38:10,738 --> 00:38:11,361 JANE: Ready. 1037 00:38:11,386 --> 00:38:14,053 One, two, and... 1038 00:38:14,078 --> 00:38:16,537 here's where you're getting married. 1039 00:38:17,219 --> 00:38:19,250 I don't understand. 1040 00:38:19,275 --> 00:38:21,029 How did you do this so fast? 1041 00:38:21,054 --> 00:38:22,939 I wanted you to have your dream wedding, 1042 00:38:22,964 --> 00:38:25,084 so I had my crew work round the clock. 1043 00:38:25,109 --> 00:38:27,316 And, as you can see, the reception 1044 00:38:27,341 --> 00:38:30,548 will spill out onto the soundstage. 1045 00:38:30,572 --> 00:38:33,546 You are totally crazy. 1046 00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:36,039 And it's totally perfect. 1047 00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:37,533 Thank you. 1048 00:38:37,558 --> 00:38:40,966 But I can't take all the credit. It was a team effort. 1049 00:38:40,991 --> 00:38:42,345 (phone rings) 1050 00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:44,117 Oh, shh, shh! Guys, 1051 00:38:44,142 --> 00:38:46,115 - it's the Realtor, the Realtor. - Oh! 1052 00:38:47,801 --> 00:38:49,468 Hello? 1053 00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:51,426 Hi. Yes. 1054 00:38:51,451 --> 00:38:53,184 Uh... 1055 00:38:53,887 --> 00:38:55,588 (whispers): No. 1056 00:38:55,613 --> 00:38:56,621 We got it? 1057 00:38:56,646 --> 00:38:58,254 Oh! 1058 00:38:58,639 --> 00:39:01,269 Yes, great, thank you. 1059 00:39:01,294 --> 00:39:02,964 Thank you. 1060 00:39:02,989 --> 00:39:04,815 They loved us. They love our letter. 1061 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:05,809 (laughs) 1062 00:39:05,834 --> 00:39:07,462 What did you write? 1063 00:39:07,952 --> 00:39:10,066 Just about our family. 1064 00:39:10,108 --> 00:39:12,588 And ours is big and messy 1065 00:39:12,613 --> 00:39:14,917 and unconventional and also 1066 00:39:14,941 --> 00:39:17,508 the most important thing to us. 1067 00:39:17,533 --> 00:39:20,127 (phone rings) 1068 00:39:21,356 --> 00:39:23,196 Do they have any idea I'm the owner? 1069 00:39:23,221 --> 00:39:24,197 Between the other couples 1070 00:39:24,222 --> 00:39:26,763 and the letter... no. They have no idea. 1071 00:39:26,788 --> 00:39:28,580 Good. 1072 00:39:29,418 --> 00:39:31,691 - (guitar playing gently) - It's a good letter. 1073 00:39:31,716 --> 00:39:33,275 So, you're really moving. 1074 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:35,900 I'm really moving. 1075 00:39:36,148 --> 00:39:38,292 How am I gonna live without you two? 1076 00:39:38,317 --> 00:39:39,978 Oh, stop. 1077 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:42,591 _ 1078 00:39:42,615 --> 00:39:44,582 I'm just saying, it'll be different. 1079 00:39:44,607 --> 00:39:46,907 Yeah, it will be. 1080 00:39:46,932 --> 00:39:48,498 But... 1081 00:39:48,523 --> 00:39:50,089 it's good. 1082 00:39:50,114 --> 00:39:52,495 It's time. 1083 00:39:53,152 --> 00:39:57,668 _ 1084 00:39:57,693 --> 00:39:59,911 It really is, huh? 1085 00:39:59,936 --> 00:40:02,167 You want to go look? 1086 00:40:02,572 --> 00:40:05,239 (guitar continues playing) 1087 00:40:06,669 --> 00:40:08,910 Hey, hey! 1088 00:40:08,935 --> 00:40:10,684 Jane, I am just 1089 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,762 checking out the acoustics. 1090 00:40:12,787 --> 00:40:15,898 Rogelio asked me to play a song 1091 00:40:15,923 --> 00:40:18,802 for papa and daughter dance at the wedding. 1092 00:40:18,827 --> 00:40:20,822 Sounds great. Thank you, Charo. 1093 00:40:21,321 --> 00:40:24,245 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And it was so. 1094 00:40:24,270 --> 00:40:27,225 Oh. Oh, Michael pulled the car in front. 1095 00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:29,050 (sighs) 1096 00:40:29,097 --> 00:40:31,480 Okay. 1097 00:40:31,505 --> 00:40:33,613 - All right. Go with Abuela. - (fussing) 1098 00:40:33,638 --> 00:40:36,738 - Oh, I know, I know. - (Abuela speaks Spanish) 1099 00:40:49,605 --> 00:40:54,152 _ 1100 00:40:54,177 --> 00:40:56,808 Yeah, I hope so. 1101 00:40:56,833 --> 00:40:58,714 No offense. 1102 00:40:58,739 --> 00:41:00,972 _ 1103 00:41:01,426 --> 00:41:04,769 _ 1104 00:41:04,794 --> 00:41:06,410 - Ma... - Huh? 1105 00:41:06,435 --> 00:41:09,261 It's not a real house. There's no water. 1106 00:41:09,286 --> 00:41:12,074 Ah, Dios mi... 1107 00:41:12,705 --> 00:41:15,840 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And God said let there be light... 1108 00:41:15,865 --> 00:41:18,098 And there was light. 1109 00:41:20,633 --> 00:41:23,214 Unfortunately, less than four miles away, 1110 00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:24,456 at the Marbella, 1111 00:41:24,481 --> 00:41:27,000 there was also darkness. 1112 00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:30,112 MAGDA: The best thing you could do for those girls 1113 00:41:30,137 --> 00:41:33,072 is to give them away. 1114 00:41:33,097 --> 00:41:35,264 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And remember, 1115 00:41:35,289 --> 00:41:39,495 that is what triggered the exodus. 1116 00:41:40,284 --> 00:41:43,352 _ 1117 00:41:43,377 --> 00:41:46,244 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com -