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TONY:
Aha.
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Would you like a glass
of bubbly, Director?
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No drinking on the clock,
Agent DiNozzo.
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Of course not, sir.
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And why deprive the politicians?
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Most of them have not had
a drink since this morning.
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Mrs. Bransfield,
nice to see you again.
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Excuse me.
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Hi.
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You don't have
a wristband.
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Ooh, you got me.
No wristband.
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The line was just kind of crazy
outside, so we let ourselves in.
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Name?
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I'm Very Special Agent
Anthony DiNozzo, NCIS.
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We were expecting a
Special Agent Gibbs.
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(chuckles)
Well, consider yourself lucky.
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He's not really
a people person.
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He's more of a...
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basement person.
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The invitations are
non-transferrable.
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Uh, is there
a problem, Miss...?
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Marsden, Director.
Senator Kelly's aide.
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Ah, Miss Marsden.
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I'm sure that the senator
wouldn't object if we had...
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MAN:
Director Vance,
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who let you in here?
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Thank you, Lisa.
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You invited SECNAV,
you invite us.
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Senator Kelly,
how's the racquetball game?
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Ah, still have
a few good shots left.
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You remember
Senator Bransfield?
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Well, of course I do.
Nice to see you.
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And this is
one of our best,
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo.
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TONY:
It's a pleasure, Senators.
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BRANSFIELD:
Uh...
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I...
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Would you, uh...
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would you excuse me
a second, please?
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Excuse me.
(clears throat)
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It's good to see you, Leon.
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Pardon me
while I make the rounds.
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By all means.
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What the hell was that?
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(chuckles):
I don't know.
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I usually only have
that effect on women.
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Can't say I know a lot about
her music, but she's Katy Perry.
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She's got... she's got
the fiery hair.
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Roar! (laughs)
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(Tony mutters)
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Ah. Senator Bransfield.
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Don't you “Senator” me,
you despicable piece of filth.
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What are you doing
showing up here?
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We weren't supposed
to meet till tonight.
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I'm sorry?
Oh, really?
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You're sorry?
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You will be
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if you ever try
to contact me again.
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You see that?
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I hope you choke on it.
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♪ NCIS 13x20 ♪
Charade
Original Air Date on April 5, 2016
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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♪ ♪
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TONY (whispers):
$500.
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$20,000.
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USS Theodore Roosevelt.
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Taken.
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USS Constitution.
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Also taken.
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USS Fortitude?
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Ooh, I like that one.
Mm-hmm.
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It conveys strength
and determination.
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No. It's already taken.
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Damn.
Yup. Minesweeper in World War Two.
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What about you, Tony?
A little busy right now.
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BISHOP:
Doing...
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what?
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Okay.
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Tony.
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I don't want to play.
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Look, we're naming aircraft
carriers, okay?
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Whatever comes to your head first.
Don't even think about it.
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Just whatever comes
to your head first. What is it?
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Peanut.
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What's the second thing
that pops in your head?
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Brett Favre.
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Okay, does this look like
the USS Peanut to you?
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The USS Brett Favre?
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Make him stop talking to me.
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Tony, this is important.
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A new aircraft carrier
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is being announced next month,
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and SECNAV is holding
a contest to name it.
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Tony, do you realize
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what a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity this is?
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You get to emblazon
the name of your choice
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on a state-of-the-art,
nuclear-powered vessel
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that's protecting the greatest
country in the world.
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Let's put a pin in
that, McMilitary,
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and talk about
my problem.
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$20,000.
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And why is that a problem?
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Because technically,
it might be stolen.
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By who?
By me.
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DiNozzo!
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Oh, hey. You're here.
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That's good.
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Gibbs, what's the matter?
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I just got a phone call.
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A deputy in Virginia
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just found an NCIS special agent
dead in a car crash.
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Oh, my God,
that's terrible.
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Who died?
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You did.
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TONY: Yes, that's my name,
but it's not my photo.
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It's obviously a fake.
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How do I know
you're really you?
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How do I know you're really you?
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Hi.
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NCIS Special Agent McGee.
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Um, where'd you get the badge?
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Front pocket
of the driver's jacket.
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He's deceased.
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Mm.
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Yeah, we gathered that.
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Um, can we take
a look at that?
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Seeing as the victim is
not an actual NCIS agent,
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and seeing as he died
within our jurisdiction,
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sheriff's department will take
lead in this investigation.
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How is the investigation going?
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Special Agent Gibbs.
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Deputy Sheriff Hicks.
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So talk to me, Deputy.
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A one-car crash, broad daylight.
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My guess, the guy was drunk.
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Or asleep.
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BISHOP:
Gibbs!
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Over here!
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Skid marks.
Two sets of them.
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Here and over here.
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There was a second
vehicle involved.
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McGEE: Hey, boss, got
something you got to see here.
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White paint.
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Looks like our victim got tapped
by another vehicle.
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Maybe forced
off the road.
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How's that investigation
going now, Hicks?
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Guess it could have been
a hit-and-run.
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Guess we'll have to take
a closer look.
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DUCKY: Investigators
don't guess, Deputy.
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They study. They analyze.
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They make inferences
based on evidence
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and facts.
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What do you got, Duck?
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DUCKY: Well, what happens
when a immovable object
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meets a unstoppable force?
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In this case,
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the driver was pinned
under the steering wheel.
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Other than hypothesize,
I'm going to wait
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until the firefighters
extract his body.
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Found something! (grunts)
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(sighs)
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What's inside?
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I don't know.
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But I think I know.
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That's evidence.
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(sighs)
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HICKS:
So, uh...
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So DiNozzo was rich, huh?
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Living the dream.
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TONY: Yes, “fraud” is
a really good name for it.
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Can you please cancel the card?
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Much appreciate it. Huh?
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Oh, I'd love to take a survey.
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A United States senator
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gives you $20,000,
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and you don't think
to mention it?
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I wanted some answers first,
boss.
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What do we know?
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BISHOP:
Our victim's name is
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Scott Byers.
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Hmm.
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Uh, technical issues.
Please stand by.
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Scott Byers is,
uh, 35 years old,
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lived in Roanoke, Virginia.
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Part-time waiter,
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part-time Uber driver.
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No prior record.
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And no apparent connection
to Senator Bransfield.
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Never even voted.
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How'd he get
DiNozzo's badge and I.D.?
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TONY:
Don't look at me.
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I didn't give it to him.
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Well-made forgeries.
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We're looking into
known counterfeiting operations.
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BISHOP:
Got it.
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Loose connection.
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TONY:
Oh, wow.
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Really is a Phony Tony.
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BISHOP: Now we know
why he stole Tony's identity.
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McGEE:
Working theory is that
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Byers impersonated Tony,
ran up the cards,
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and then extorted
Senator Bransfield.
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You find Byers' cell phone?
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No. Maybe he didn't have one,
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which seems odd
for a blackmailer.
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So what did he have
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on Bransfield that was
worth paying 20 grand?
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Yeah, that's
an excellent question.
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And I just hung up
with the senator,
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who has very graciously agreed
to come down and talk to us.
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Oh, boy.
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An object in motion
tends to stay in motion,
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uh, in the same speed
in the same direction,
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unless acted on
by an unbalanced force.
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That's Isaac Newton's Law
of Inertia, Mr. Byers.
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You challenged that law,
and now you know the rest.
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Ah, Timothy.
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What a pleasant surprise.
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Hey, Ducky.
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I am playing
the part of Gibbs today.
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And this fellow's playing
the part of Anthony DiNozzo.
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Who knew that DiNozzo
had a stand-in in the wings?
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So what do you got?
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Massive damage
to multiple organs.
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Severe hemorrhaging.
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Death was due
to blunt force trauma
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from the car
hitting the light pole.
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So it was the car crash
that killed him.
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Indeed.
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Oh, and also I located
Mr. Byers' missing cell phone.
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Oh, that's good news.
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We need to find out who
he was in contact with.
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Phone is in the bowl?
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Most of it.
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The rest is embedded
in his quadriceps.
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What, the phone
was inside his leg?
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It was in
his pants pocket.
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It shattered
when the car crashed,
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and the pieces, I say,
embedded in his thigh.
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Well, so much for
getting those contacts.
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I think it's safe to say
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that his last contact
was with the pole.
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(chuckles)
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I made a joke.
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Wow.
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You cut the car in half.
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No. (chuckles)
The firefighters did.
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They were already
slicing it up
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to try to extricate
Phony Tony,
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so I just asked them to
go ahead and bisect it.
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It's easier to
work like this.
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Oh. Well, tell me
you found something.
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I found something.
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BISHOP:
A... scrape?
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To the naked eye,
it is a scrape.
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But inside,
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at ten times magnification,
we find...
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...chlorine and ethylene.
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Do you know
what that is?
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Gibbs is really good
at my games,
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but you'll catch on.
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So...
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So it's the chemical composition
for vinyl.
264
00:10:41,848 --> 00:10:43,180
What's made out of vinyl?
265
00:10:43,182 --> 00:10:44,548
Records?
266
00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:46,383
Bumper stickers.
Oh.
267
00:10:46,385 --> 00:10:50,421
I bet this shred scraped off
when the two cars collided.
268
00:10:50,423 --> 00:10:52,123
Can you tell me
what the bumper sticker says?
269
00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:55,392
Based on a shred
that's 3.2 millimeters long?
270
00:10:55,394 --> 00:10:56,827
No.
271
00:10:56,829 --> 00:10:59,997
Ooh, you have something else,
don't you?
272
00:10:59,999 --> 00:11:01,398
I do.
273
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,401
And you know that because
you saw my spectrophotometer.
274
00:11:04,403 --> 00:11:07,338
Visible light is
measured in nanometers.
275
00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:09,373
That's a billionth of a meter;
it's very small.
276
00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:10,941
But with this machine, my...
277
00:11:10,943 --> 00:11:13,210
Spectro...
Spectrophotometer.
278
00:11:13,212 --> 00:11:16,614
It's got
a color analyzing wheel
279
00:11:16,616 --> 00:11:18,616
and inference filters
and a stepper motor...
280
00:11:18,618 --> 00:11:19,683
Abby.
281
00:11:19,685 --> 00:11:22,286
Get to the good part.
282
00:11:22,288 --> 00:11:25,089
Okay. Well, put this
283
00:11:25,091 --> 00:11:28,159
on the color,
push a button...
284
00:11:28,161 --> 00:11:30,795
and ta-da!
285
00:11:31,798 --> 00:11:32,696
Arctic Beach.
286
00:11:32,698 --> 00:11:33,864
That's the color.
287
00:11:33,866 --> 00:11:36,133
It was really common in
luxury European models
288
00:11:36,135 --> 00:11:37,401
in the early '70s,
289
00:11:37,403 --> 00:11:40,738
so if you can find
an old white BMW
290
00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:43,741
or Mercedes with a dent
and a torn bumper sticker,
291
00:11:43,743 --> 00:11:45,209
you'll find your killer.
292
00:11:45,211 --> 00:11:47,411
Thanks, Abby. Thank your gizmo.
293
00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:49,814
Thank you, gizmo.
294
00:11:49,816 --> 00:11:53,384
Senator, I'm truly sorry
for any misunderstanding.
295
00:11:53,386 --> 00:11:57,221
It's, uh... well, it's kind of
funny, when you think about it.
296
00:11:57,223 --> 00:11:59,190
Hilarious, even.
297
00:11:59,192 --> 00:12:00,958
Not hilarious.
298
00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:05,729
It's kooky.
299
00:12:05,731 --> 00:12:07,932
(knocking on door)
Come in.
300
00:12:11,537 --> 00:12:12,503
Senator.
301
00:12:12,505 --> 00:12:15,306
Hilarious.
302
00:12:15,308 --> 00:12:18,742
I'm truly sorry
for any misunderstanding.
303
00:12:18,744 --> 00:12:21,412
Anyway, here we are,
conference room.
304
00:12:21,414 --> 00:12:23,214
Now we get to confer.
305
00:12:23,216 --> 00:12:25,349
Jason, will you
wait outside, please?
306
00:12:26,485 --> 00:12:28,252
That's a good idea.
307
00:12:28,254 --> 00:12:30,321
You got a lot of nerve
pulling me in here.
308
00:12:30,323 --> 00:12:32,289
Now, you listen to me,
you son of a bitch.
309
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,091
I'll give you
$20,000 more.
310
00:12:34,093 --> 00:12:35,492
That is my max.
311
00:12:35,494 --> 00:12:36,861
(door opens)
312
00:12:39,599 --> 00:12:42,600
Special Agent Gibbs.
313
00:12:42,602 --> 00:12:44,869
Senator. Thanks for coming.
314
00:12:44,871 --> 00:12:47,037
Special Agent DiNozzo
get you up to speed?
315
00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:48,372
Well, I was
just explaining
316
00:12:48,374 --> 00:12:50,174
to the senator that, um,
317
00:12:50,176 --> 00:12:52,309
he was being blackmailed
by an imposter
318
00:12:52,311 --> 00:12:54,011
who stole my identity.
319
00:12:54,013 --> 00:12:55,613
And we
320
00:12:55,615 --> 00:12:59,450
are returning your $20,000,
321
00:12:59,452 --> 00:13:01,352
not a penny short.
322
00:13:01,354 --> 00:13:03,554
(chuckles)
323
00:13:03,556 --> 00:13:05,756
How long has this extortion
been going on?
324
00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:07,725
Uh, several weeks.
325
00:13:07,727 --> 00:13:09,293
He would ask me to put the money
326
00:13:09,295 --> 00:13:11,562
in a trash can
over at the soccer field.
327
00:13:11,564 --> 00:13:13,664
I never met the guy,
obviously, so...
328
00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:14,899
You saw me at the party;
329
00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:16,967
you thought that I came
to collect the money personally.
330
00:13:16,969 --> 00:13:18,135
Yeah.
331
00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:19,970
We'd like to access
your phone and e-mail.
332
00:13:19,972 --> 00:13:22,039
Trace your correspondence.
333
00:13:22,942 --> 00:13:26,677
Well, if I gave you
access to my phone,
334
00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:30,247
you'd find out
why I was being blackmailed.
335
00:13:35,354 --> 00:13:36,921
(sighs)
336
00:13:36,923 --> 00:13:38,956
Look, gentlemen, I'm...
337
00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:40,524
I'm not proud of this.
338
00:13:40,526 --> 00:13:43,560
I'm hoping
it doesn't go public.
339
00:13:43,562 --> 00:13:46,330
But if it helps you
catch that bastard...
340
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,901
Okay. There you go.
341
00:13:50,903 --> 00:13:53,637
Actually, Senator,
your blackmailer is dead.
342
00:13:53,639 --> 00:13:56,073
Someone ran him
off the road yesterday.
343
00:13:59,545 --> 00:14:01,345
Well...
344
00:14:02,648 --> 00:14:05,049
Looks like my little
problem is solved, huh?
345
00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:06,216
Am I free to go?
346
00:14:06,218 --> 00:14:08,319
The guy stole my identity,
Senator.
347
00:14:08,321 --> 00:14:10,721
We still have
a murder investigation.
348
00:14:10,723 --> 00:14:15,059
Well, my office wishes you
nothing but luck.
349
00:14:16,395 --> 00:14:18,028
(sighs)
350
00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:24,601
Gibbs...
351
00:14:24,603 --> 00:14:27,104
I did something bad.
352
00:14:27,106 --> 00:14:29,373
How bad?
353
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,041
Bad bad.
354
00:14:33,312 --> 00:14:36,347
So I hacked into
Senator Bransfield's e-mail
355
00:14:36,349 --> 00:14:38,015
while he was sitting in there.
356
00:14:38,017 --> 00:14:40,250
The government should be ashamed
of their firewalls.
357
00:14:40,252 --> 00:14:42,319
Anyways, our trusted
elected official
358
00:14:42,321 --> 00:14:45,322
cannot be trusted
to keep his hands to himself.
359
00:14:45,324 --> 00:14:47,091
TONY (chuckles):
Oh-ho-ho.
360
00:14:47,093 --> 00:14:48,692
That's not Mrs. Bransfield.
361
00:14:48,694 --> 00:14:49,927
He kept this e-mail?
362
00:14:49,929 --> 00:14:51,195
No, he deleted it.
363
00:14:51,197 --> 00:14:53,197
I just...
un-deleted it.
364
00:14:53,199 --> 00:14:55,332
But you have to see the
note that came with it.
365
00:14:55,334 --> 00:14:58,102
“You've been
a naughty boy, Senator.
366
00:14:58,104 --> 00:15:01,105
“Pay me $20,000 or I'm
sending these to the press.
367
00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:03,073
“Instructions to follow.
368
00:15:03,075 --> 00:15:05,809
Love, NCIS Special Agent
Tony DiNozzo.”
369
00:15:05,811 --> 00:15:08,245
Well, it's kind of sweet.
He said “Love, Tony.”
370
00:15:08,247 --> 00:15:10,547
You got any shots
of the woman's face?
371
00:15:10,549 --> 00:15:11,749
No, sorry.
372
00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:14,218
Can you get an I.D. on her?
373
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,552
Well, sure, Gibbs.
374
00:15:15,554 --> 00:15:18,922
I'll just push
my “identify a stranger
375
00:15:18,924 --> 00:15:20,491
“based solely on the back
376
00:15:20,493 --> 00:15:22,426
of their head” button.
377
00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:24,561
Why don't you just ask
the senator who she is?
378
00:15:24,563 --> 00:15:25,696
Can't do that.
379
00:15:25,698 --> 00:15:27,297
He'll know we hacked
into his private e-mail.
380
00:15:27,299 --> 00:15:28,766
Whoa! Gibbs.
381
00:15:28,768 --> 00:15:30,100
You should see this.
382
00:15:30,102 --> 00:15:34,338
Senator Bransfield just got
a new e-mail.
383
00:15:35,241 --> 00:15:37,641
“Senator,
you stood me up last night.
384
00:15:37,643 --> 00:15:39,376
“Now the price goes up
to $40,000.
385
00:15:39,378 --> 00:15:41,812
Same drop zone.
Love, Tony.”
386
00:15:41,814 --> 00:15:42,846
Okay.
387
00:15:42,848 --> 00:15:44,181
So either Phony Tony
388
00:15:44,183 --> 00:15:46,617
is sending e-mails
from the grave or...
389
00:15:46,619 --> 00:15:49,219
There's another Phony Tony.
390
00:15:59,537 --> 00:16:03,239
Senator Bransfield,
it's Special Agent Tony DiNozzo.
391
00:16:03,241 --> 00:16:05,107
Yes, the real one.
392
00:16:05,109 --> 00:16:06,508
Morning, Ellie.
393
00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:08,277
Well, good morning, Tim.
394
00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:10,679
Ah, the ship-
naming contest.
395
00:16:10,681 --> 00:16:12,147
I'm gonna win this thing.
(chuckles)
396
00:16:12,149 --> 00:16:13,582
How many names you got on there?
397
00:16:13,584 --> 00:16:15,317
I don't know. Couple dozen.
398
00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:16,485
It looks more like 50.
399
00:16:16,487 --> 00:16:18,187
I got to tell you,
the brainstorming session
400
00:16:18,189 --> 00:16:19,455
last night was out of control.
401
00:16:19,457 --> 00:16:21,457
Delilah and I came up with
so many choices.
402
00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:22,725
We were up till late night
403
00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:26,195
researching each name's
cultural, political
404
00:16:26,197 --> 00:16:28,430
and historical
significance.
405
00:16:28,432 --> 00:16:30,399
Um... McGee,
406
00:16:30,401 --> 00:16:32,001
you know you're
only allowed
407
00:16:32,003 --> 00:16:34,670
one entry per person?
408
00:16:37,441 --> 00:16:39,808
Okay. Senators are on board.
409
00:16:39,810 --> 00:16:41,710
You think Gibbs will go for it?
Go for what?
410
00:16:41,712 --> 00:16:42,945
Um...
411
00:16:42,947 --> 00:16:44,947
Come on. Talk.
412
00:16:44,949 --> 00:16:48,284
Gibbs, Senator Bransfield isn't
the only senator being extorted.
413
00:16:48,286 --> 00:16:50,352
McGEE: We traced the
e-mail sent to Bransfield
414
00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:51,820
that Abby intercepted.
415
00:16:51,822 --> 00:16:53,923
Same account holder
sent extortion e-mails
416
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,391
to two other senators.
417
00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:57,459
Let me guess.
Senator Shawn Kelly?
418
00:16:57,461 --> 00:17:00,462
Explains why he ran away from me
when we met at his fundraiser.
419
00:17:00,464 --> 00:17:02,097
The other one
is Senator Will Matheson.
420
00:17:04,035 --> 00:17:06,502
The blackmailer's dead.
421
00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:09,305
Senator Kelly's blackmailer
is dead.
422
00:17:09,307 --> 00:17:11,307
Let's call him
Phony Tony number one.
423
00:17:12,276 --> 00:17:15,177
Bransfield's is still out there.
424
00:17:15,179 --> 00:17:18,213
Let's call him
Phony Tony number two.
425
00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:21,617
What about Senator Matheson?
McGEE: Blackmailed by
426
00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:23,352
Phony Tony
number three.
427
00:17:24,922 --> 00:17:27,289
So, DiNozzo, you got your
identity stolen three times?
428
00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:28,357
Ah, yes.
429
00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:29,992
Uh, that appears to be the case.
430
00:17:29,994 --> 00:17:31,527
But I'm gonna
make up for it now,
431
00:17:31,529 --> 00:17:32,928
because I came up
with a new plan
432
00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:34,563
to catch the remaining
blackmailers.
433
00:17:34,565 --> 00:17:37,733
When Matheson and Bransfield
make their payoff later today,
434
00:17:37,735 --> 00:17:40,002
we will be there
to arrest them.
435
00:17:40,004 --> 00:17:43,172
We're not using United States
senators as decoys in a sting.
436
00:17:43,174 --> 00:17:45,207
Oh, no.
Of course not.
437
00:17:45,209 --> 00:17:49,111
Gibbs, I'd like you to meet
Senator Will Matheson.
438
00:17:49,113 --> 00:17:50,412
Vote for me in November.
439
00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:51,914
Senator Matheson,
440
00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:53,949
you remember
Senator Bransfield?
441
00:17:55,853 --> 00:17:57,753
Good to meet you
again, Senator.
442
00:17:59,290 --> 00:18:00,556
Okay.
443
00:18:00,558 --> 00:18:02,758
Let's go con the cons.
444
00:18:03,728 --> 00:18:05,427
MAN:
Score a goal!
445
00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:07,229
All right, guys.
MAN 2: Go. Go, go!
446
00:18:07,231 --> 00:18:08,497
Let's go, girls!
Come on, let's get one!
447
00:18:08,499 --> 00:18:11,233
All right!
(crowd cheering, girls squealing)
448
00:18:11,235 --> 00:18:13,836
See any potential
Phony Tonys?
449
00:18:13,838 --> 00:18:16,939
You mean middle-aged men
with wandering eyes?
450
00:18:16,941 --> 00:18:18,607
You got the bird's-eye view.
451
00:18:18,609 --> 00:18:20,476
(chuckles)
452
00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:22,244
BISHOP:
Well, I see you.
453
00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:24,079
A little grayer than normal.
454
00:18:24,081 --> 00:18:25,681
Politics ages a man.
455
00:18:25,683 --> 00:18:28,050
All right,
I'm gonna do the drop.
456
00:18:28,052 --> 00:18:30,552
Now, remember, he has to
physically have the money
457
00:18:30,554 --> 00:18:32,955
before you arrest him, okay?
458
00:18:32,957 --> 00:18:35,791
Thanks for the bribery advice,
Senator.
459
00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:37,926
You're a little
too good at this.
460
00:18:53,611 --> 00:18:55,210
(sighs)
461
00:18:55,212 --> 00:18:56,645
Senator?
462
00:19:00,484 --> 00:19:02,785
Agent DiNozzo?
463
00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:06,155
That's me.
464
00:19:08,959 --> 00:19:10,692
BISHOP:
Here we go.
465
00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:12,361
Homeless guy.
466
00:19:12,363 --> 00:19:15,230
Doesn't really look like Tony.
467
00:19:15,232 --> 00:19:17,633
McGEE:
Well, give him a few years.
468
00:19:19,236 --> 00:19:20,536
BISHOP:
Ugh.
469
00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:22,638
Not him.
470
00:19:27,211 --> 00:19:28,877
$20,000.
471
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:34,817
It's all there.
472
00:19:46,497 --> 00:19:49,264
Got a runner.
473
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:58,674
McGEE:
Anthony DiNozzo.
474
00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:03,679
Senator?
475
00:20:03,681 --> 00:20:06,081
MAN:
You know, I got to say, uh,
476
00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:07,783
you don't really look
like your picture.
477
00:20:07,785 --> 00:20:09,751
(laughs)
Yeah.
478
00:20:09,753 --> 00:20:12,855
Well, neither do you.
479
00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:22,030
You two are
looking at 20 years
480
00:20:22,032 --> 00:20:24,099
for impersonating
a federal agent
481
00:20:24,101 --> 00:20:25,734
and bribing a
U.S. senator.
482
00:20:25,736 --> 00:20:27,202
Whoa, whoa, no.
Hang on, hang on.
483
00:20:27,204 --> 00:20:28,704
No, no,
I didn't do any bribing.
484
00:20:28,706 --> 00:20:30,038
All I did was pick up the money.
485
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,874
Yeah, sh-she paid me
five grand to pick up.
486
00:20:31,876 --> 00:20:33,242
Has the Tony show started yet?
487
00:20:33,244 --> 00:20:34,643
TONY:
And who is she exactly?
488
00:20:34,645 --> 00:20:35,744
Bring popcorn?
489
00:20:35,746 --> 00:20:37,112
The chick that hired us.
490
00:20:37,114 --> 00:20:39,581
Yeah. She's the one
that set all this up.
491
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,083
Is this a blonde chick?
492
00:20:41,085 --> 00:20:42,684
I...
493
00:20:42,686 --> 00:20:44,753
I don't know.
I-I never met her.
494
00:20:44,755 --> 00:20:45,954
Then how'd she hire you?
495
00:20:45,956 --> 00:20:47,022
Craigslist.
496
00:20:47,758 --> 00:20:48,757
I'm an actor.
497
00:20:48,759 --> 00:20:49,858
It was a casting call.
498
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:52,327
She said she really
liked my head shot.
499
00:20:52,329 --> 00:20:53,929
Yeah, yeah, she told
me the same thing.
500
00:20:53,931 --> 00:20:55,197
She was super nice.
Yeah.
501
00:20:55,199 --> 00:20:56,265
Actually,
she-she told me that
502
00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:57,599
I'd get to play
a government agent.
503
00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:59,001
You know,
like-like Jason Bourne.
504
00:20:59,003 --> 00:21:02,204
Instead, of course,
I get Jason Boring.
505
00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:04,706
Uh, look the point is,
506
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:07,242
a week after she hired me,
507
00:21:07,244 --> 00:21:08,877
this arrives in the mail,
508
00:21:08,879 --> 00:21:10,746
along with your badge
and I.D.,
509
00:21:10,748 --> 00:21:12,581
your credit card,
your backstory.
510
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,049
I committed
everything to memory.
511
00:21:14,051 --> 00:21:16,418
(clicks tongue)
Just like memorizing lines.
512
00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:18,687
We know everything about you.
Yeah.
513
00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:20,656
What's my mother's maiden name?
514
00:21:20,658 --> 00:21:21,790
Oh, that's easy.
515
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:23,192
Paddington.
516
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,160
And how long
have I been working for NCIS?
517
00:21:25,162 --> 00:21:27,496
Yeah, long enough that you
should be making better money.
518
00:21:27,498 --> 00:21:30,365
Wait for it, wait for it.
Yep, you're pathetic.
519
00:21:30,367 --> 00:21:33,035
I'm not even that good
at memorizing lines.
520
00:21:33,037 --> 00:21:34,236
You were easy!
521
00:21:34,238 --> 00:21:35,771
You have no life.
That's true.
522
00:21:35,773 --> 00:21:38,974
Yeah, no wife, no kids,
uh, no hobbies.
523
00:21:38,976 --> 00:21:40,309
Same job, same apartment.
524
00:21:40,311 --> 00:21:41,410
(chuckles):
I mean,
525
00:21:41,412 --> 00:21:43,278
nothing changes with you.
526
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,546
What a fun conversation.
527
00:21:44,548 --> 00:21:45,514
Yeah.
528
00:21:45,516 --> 00:21:47,516
Hey, I've got an idea.
529
00:21:47,518 --> 00:21:49,017
Let's call your boss.
530
00:21:49,019 --> 00:21:50,953
Sorry, uh, no can do.
531
00:21:50,955 --> 00:21:52,387
Mm-mm.
No, no, yeah.
532
00:21:52,389 --> 00:21:53,455
She calls us.
533
00:21:53,457 --> 00:21:55,657
Tells us when and where
to pick up the money.
534
00:21:55,659 --> 00:21:57,192
Where do you drop it off?
535
00:21:58,996 --> 00:22:01,396
(sighs)
536
00:22:01,398 --> 00:22:03,565
Bus station.
537
00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:06,134
Massachusetts Avenue.
538
00:22:06,136 --> 00:22:08,237
Locker 177.
539
00:22:12,543 --> 00:22:16,478
Right, so there was one camera
pointed at locker 177.
540
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,014
This is at 3:22 p.m.
541
00:22:19,016 --> 00:22:20,882
on Saturday afternoon.
542
00:22:20,884 --> 00:22:22,985
There's the smaller Tony
making a drop.
543
00:22:22,987 --> 00:22:24,853
Tiny.
Then we fast-forward
544
00:22:24,855 --> 00:22:26,321
two hours ahead.
545
00:22:26,323 --> 00:22:28,757
And here comes
tall, handsome Tony.
546
00:22:28,759 --> 00:22:29,858
He's really cute,
by the way.
547
00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:30,892
I mean,
548
00:22:30,894 --> 00:22:33,195
not nearly as cute as you are.
549
00:22:33,197 --> 00:22:36,331
Not even close.
550
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:39,034
Okay, 11:54 p.m.,
551
00:22:39,036 --> 00:22:43,572
here comes
our mystery woman.
552
00:22:43,574 --> 00:22:45,048
Please tell me
she turns around.
553
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,585
She turns around.
554
00:22:47,945 --> 00:22:50,012
Oh, boy.
555
00:22:50,014 --> 00:22:51,046
I know.
556
00:22:51,048 --> 00:22:52,481
I think that is the woman
557
00:22:52,483 --> 00:22:54,516
that was kissing
Senator Bransfield.
558
00:22:54,518 --> 00:22:56,652
(sighs)
559
00:22:56,654 --> 00:22:57,853
Wait.
560
00:22:57,855 --> 00:22:59,087
You know her.
561
00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:00,522
Yeah, I know her.
562
00:23:00,524 --> 00:23:02,024
I dated her.
563
00:23:18,478 --> 00:23:20,345
Who the hell is she?
564
00:23:20,347 --> 00:23:21,746
I don't know.
565
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,615
You don't know?
She was in your apartment.
566
00:23:23,617 --> 00:23:25,049
I've had lots of women
in my apartment.
567
00:23:25,051 --> 00:23:26,918
This one stole
your identity.
568
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,953
Did you happen
to catch her name, DiNozzo,
569
00:23:28,955 --> 00:23:31,255
or is that not the way
that dates work anymore?
570
00:23:31,257 --> 00:23:33,157
McGEE: Boss, she told
Tony that her name was
571
00:23:33,159 --> 00:23:34,859
Leah Ramsey-- that's
not her real name.
572
00:23:34,861 --> 00:23:37,028
BISHOP: 18 Leah Ramseys have
Social Security numbers
573
00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:38,363
in the United States.
574
00:23:38,365 --> 00:23:41,032
Not one matches
her age and description.
575
00:23:41,034 --> 00:23:42,533
Does she have a phone, DiNozzo?
576
00:23:42,535 --> 00:23:44,335
Look, she gave me
her e-mail,
577
00:23:44,337 --> 00:23:46,604
which I threw away, because I
never intended to see her again.
578
00:23:46,606 --> 00:23:48,206
Well, how did you contact
her the first time?
579
00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:49,374
I met her at a bar.
580
00:23:49,376 --> 00:23:51,275
(chuckles) Let me guess.
581
00:23:51,277 --> 00:23:52,577
She approached you.
582
00:23:52,579 --> 00:23:55,913
Well, they usually do, but I...
583
00:23:55,915 --> 00:23:57,315
I was a target.
584
00:23:57,317 --> 00:23:58,516
An easy one!
585
00:23:58,518 --> 00:24:02,053
BISHOP: So, we've got
three extorted senators,
586
00:24:02,055 --> 00:24:04,088
uh, two arrested bagmen
587
00:24:04,090 --> 00:24:06,124
and one unidentified suspect.
588
00:24:06,126 --> 00:24:07,592
And zero leads!
589
00:24:07,594 --> 00:24:08,960
Come on!
590
00:24:08,962 --> 00:24:11,129
We're smarter than this!
591
00:24:13,099 --> 00:24:14,632
(sighs)
592
00:24:14,634 --> 00:24:16,267
(whispers):
I think we're in trouble.
593
00:24:16,269 --> 00:24:17,869
Yeah.
594
00:24:19,773 --> 00:24:21,205
Thanks for coming over, Abby.
595
00:24:21,207 --> 00:24:23,374
I needed another set of eyes.
596
00:24:23,376 --> 00:24:25,376
Of course.
It's an honor.
597
00:24:25,378 --> 00:24:27,612
I haven't been to the
inner sanctum in a while.
598
00:24:27,614 --> 00:24:29,781
Welcome back to Casa DiNozzo.
599
00:24:29,783 --> 00:24:31,582
I wish it was under
better circumstances.
600
00:24:31,584 --> 00:24:33,751
And I get to say hello
601
00:24:33,753 --> 00:24:36,154
to Kate and Ziva
in their cute little bowl.
602
00:24:36,156 --> 00:24:38,289
Yeah, Ziva's gained
a little weight.
603
00:24:38,291 --> 00:24:39,557
(chuckles)
604
00:24:39,559 --> 00:24:40,692
You can drop by anytime.
605
00:24:40,694 --> 00:24:41,759
Senior does.
606
00:24:41,761 --> 00:24:43,628
I think it's really sweet
607
00:24:43,630 --> 00:24:46,764
that you two get to spend
more time together.
608
00:24:46,766 --> 00:24:49,067
Maybe someone will start
impersonating him, too.
609
00:24:49,069 --> 00:24:51,536
So, how do you
think Leah did it?
610
00:24:51,538 --> 00:24:52,804
I don't know.
611
00:24:52,806 --> 00:24:55,006
I-I went to the kitchen.
612
00:24:55,008 --> 00:24:59,377
So... maybe in those 30 seconds,
she used a flash drive
613
00:24:59,379 --> 00:25:02,580
or a camera on her cell phone.
614
00:25:11,758 --> 00:25:14,425
Do you feel violated?
615
00:25:14,427 --> 00:25:16,561
Yes, and not the way I like.
616
00:25:16,563 --> 00:25:17,962
Wait.
617
00:25:18,998 --> 00:25:21,666
Tony...
618
00:25:21,668 --> 00:25:23,201
you don't have a cat.
619
00:25:23,203 --> 00:25:24,168
(chuckles):
Oh, yeah.
620
00:25:24,170 --> 00:25:26,571
That.
621
00:25:26,573 --> 00:25:28,139
Or a dog.
622
00:25:28,141 --> 00:25:29,774
It's a long story.
623
00:25:29,776 --> 00:25:31,709
Yeah.
624
00:25:31,711 --> 00:25:34,479
You pretend to have a pet
to impress women.
625
00:25:34,481 --> 00:25:35,813
So it's a short story.
626
00:25:35,815 --> 00:25:37,181
I just don't get it.
627
00:25:37,183 --> 00:25:39,851
You don't need
to put on a show.
628
00:25:39,853 --> 00:25:44,522
You are Very Special Agent
Anthony freakin' DiNozzo,
629
00:25:44,524 --> 00:25:46,224
and you are a catch.
630
00:25:46,226 --> 00:25:50,294
Maybe I just haven't
met the right one yet.
631
00:25:51,965 --> 00:25:55,967
Or maybe you're afraid
of who you're gonna find.
632
00:25:55,969 --> 00:25:57,602
Maybe.
633
00:25:57,604 --> 00:25:59,704
I'm sorry, this is a waste
of time, isn't it?
634
00:25:59,706 --> 00:26:02,540
I mean, it was over a month ago
when she was here.
635
00:26:02,542 --> 00:26:04,108
We're not gonna find any prints.
636
00:26:04,110 --> 00:26:05,777
Look how clean
I keep this place.
637
00:26:05,779 --> 00:26:07,478
Don't give up.
638
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,047
I haven't even been
in the bedroom yet.
639
00:26:10,049 --> 00:26:11,682
We never made it to the bedroom.
640
00:26:11,684 --> 00:26:12,950
We stayed right out here.
641
00:26:12,952 --> 00:26:14,786
A little Sinatra,
a little chardonnay.
642
00:26:14,788 --> 00:26:17,388
God, she was good to go, too.
643
00:26:20,827 --> 00:26:21,826
Oh.
644
00:26:21,828 --> 00:26:24,729
Don't move.
645
00:26:24,731 --> 00:26:26,030
Tony?
646
00:26:26,032 --> 00:26:27,498
Ha-ha!
647
00:26:29,736 --> 00:26:31,102
I hate chardonnay.
648
00:26:31,104 --> 00:26:32,637
This has been sitting
untouched for a month.
649
00:26:32,639 --> 00:26:34,505
Do you know the last
person to touch it?
650
00:26:34,507 --> 00:26:37,341
Leah?
Leah.
651
00:26:40,814 --> 00:26:43,915
$50 for one
bottle of wine.
652
00:26:43,917 --> 00:26:46,150
Well, she said she was
a trust-fund baby,
653
00:26:46,152 --> 00:26:48,019
and so, you know,
a little nice chardonnay
654
00:26:48,021 --> 00:26:50,721
instead of a screw top.
655
00:26:50,723 --> 00:26:52,924
Hmm? You got her?
656
00:26:52,926 --> 00:26:55,059
Got her mug shot.
657
00:26:55,061 --> 00:26:56,694
Got two mug shots, okay.
658
00:26:56,696 --> 00:26:58,095
Elizabeth Elliot.
659
00:26:58,097 --> 00:27:00,131
Arrested twice in Florida
660
00:27:00,133 --> 00:27:02,667
for writing bad checks
and embezzlement.
661
00:27:02,669 --> 00:27:05,036
(sighs)
Run her Social.
662
00:27:07,173 --> 00:27:09,473
Okay, so she's
totally off the grid.
663
00:27:09,475 --> 00:27:10,942
Her driver's
license is expired.
664
00:27:10,944 --> 00:27:13,377
And she hasn't
filed her taxes since
665
00:27:13,379 --> 00:27:16,447
2009 when she was
a mortgage lender.
666
00:27:16,449 --> 00:27:19,851
Whatever she's doing now,
obviously doesn't hand out W2s.
667
00:27:19,853 --> 00:27:21,052
(chuckles):
Mm-hmm!
668
00:27:21,054 --> 00:27:23,554
Two warrants out for her arrest.
669
00:27:23,556 --> 00:27:25,456
Means we're not the only
ones looking for her.
670
00:27:25,458 --> 00:27:28,059
But I'm gonna get
this little kitty cat.
671
00:27:28,061 --> 00:27:30,228
Oh, thank you.
672
00:27:32,532 --> 00:27:34,298
All right.
673
00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:36,000
I got it.
I narrowed down the list.
674
00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:37,301
I've got one name left.
675
00:27:37,303 --> 00:27:38,769
You ready for this?
676
00:27:38,771 --> 00:27:39,604
Drum roll.
677
00:27:39,606 --> 00:27:40,738
(tapping on desk)
678
00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:43,407
The USS Hannibal Hamlin.
679
00:27:44,544 --> 00:27:46,777
I'm drawing a blank.
680
00:27:46,779 --> 00:27:47,945
Hannibal Hamlin.
681
00:27:49,282 --> 00:27:50,681
Come on, Hannibal Hamlin.
682
00:27:50,683 --> 00:27:52,083
Repeating his name isn't gonna
683
00:27:52,085 --> 00:27:53,384
make it magically happen, Tim.
684
00:27:53,386 --> 00:27:55,720
Okay, he was the second
most powerful guy
685
00:27:55,722 --> 00:27:57,955
in the United States for
a period of four years.
686
00:27:57,957 --> 00:28:00,992
Lincoln's vice president
during the Civil War.
687
00:28:00,994 --> 00:28:02,426
Hannibal Hamlin.
688
00:28:02,428 --> 00:28:04,795
SECNAV's never gonna
call a ship The Hannibal,
689
00:28:04,797 --> 00:28:06,163
unless it's christened
with fava beans
690
00:28:06,165 --> 00:28:07,899
and a bottle of Chianti.
691
00:28:07,901 --> 00:28:09,967
You I.D.'d her.
That's great.
692
00:28:09,969 --> 00:28:10,935
Where you going?
693
00:28:10,937 --> 00:28:13,237
To find her and end this.
694
00:28:13,239 --> 00:28:15,072
Where is she?
I don't know.
695
00:28:15,074 --> 00:28:17,441
What are you gonna do, just
wander the streets aimlessly?
696
00:28:17,443 --> 00:28:19,911
Why don't you take your
lookalikes with you?
697
00:28:19,913 --> 00:28:22,813
How many DiNozzos does it take
to screw in a lightbulb?
698
00:28:24,984 --> 00:28:26,450
Tell me you have something.
699
00:28:26,452 --> 00:28:28,686
Tony I.D.'d the woman
from his apartment.
700
00:28:28,688 --> 00:28:31,389
And McGee and I have a theory
701
00:28:31,391 --> 00:28:33,391
on who killed
our dead impersonator.
702
00:28:33,393 --> 00:28:35,126
Okay, go.
703
00:28:35,128 --> 00:28:36,494
Senator Shawn Kelly.
704
00:28:36,496 --> 00:28:39,196
I hope you have evidence.
705
00:28:39,198 --> 00:28:41,766
Circumstantial, but
it's overwhelming.
706
00:28:41,768 --> 00:28:42,934
All right,
walk me through it.
707
00:28:42,936 --> 00:28:44,302
Well, the
extortion e-mails
708
00:28:44,304 --> 00:28:46,037
that Dead Tony sent
to Senator Kelly
709
00:28:46,039 --> 00:28:49,106
refer to his quote,
“military secret”"
710
00:28:49,108 --> 00:28:50,541
Kelly was an officer
in the Navy?
711
00:28:50,543 --> 00:28:51,976
A lieutenant.
712
00:28:51,978 --> 00:28:53,678
We did some digging and,
713
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,980
in 1990, his ship
was sent to the Gulf
714
00:28:55,982 --> 00:28:57,515
to fight in Operation
Desert Storm,
715
00:28:57,517 --> 00:29:00,451
but he didn't go
due to a medical discharge.
716
00:29:00,453 --> 00:29:01,652
So?
717
00:29:01,654 --> 00:29:03,688
So, five years ago,
718
00:29:03,690 --> 00:29:06,324
the doctor who authorized
that discharge recanted.
719
00:29:06,326 --> 00:29:08,693
Said Kelly paid him to lie,
720
00:29:08,695 --> 00:29:10,294
so he could stay
out of harm's way.
721
00:29:10,296 --> 00:29:11,762
McGEE:
It's an election year, boss.
722
00:29:11,764 --> 00:29:14,165
Why would Kelly's opponents
not have used that against him?
723
00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:15,666
Navy records are sealed.
724
00:29:16,569 --> 00:29:18,803
But not to NCIS agents.
725
00:29:18,805 --> 00:29:21,505
Explains why this woman
wanted our Tony's identity.
726
00:29:21,507 --> 00:29:23,474
I mean, only someone
with access to classified
727
00:29:23,476 --> 00:29:25,643
military records
could get that information.
728
00:29:25,645 --> 00:29:27,545
Makes sense.
What else?
729
00:29:27,547 --> 00:29:29,547
Senator Kelly
takes a lot of limos,
730
00:29:29,549 --> 00:29:31,849
but when he drives
himself to work,
731
00:29:31,851 --> 00:29:34,685
he drives a 1972 white Mercedes.
732
00:29:34,687 --> 00:29:37,722
That Arctic Beach?
733
00:29:37,724 --> 00:29:39,023
Don't know, but...
734
00:29:39,025 --> 00:29:41,058
you see that?
735
00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:43,094
Parking decal to access
736
00:29:43,096 --> 00:29:44,695
Congress's private parking lot.
737
00:29:44,697 --> 00:29:46,430
McGEE: We think
the shred of vinyl
738
00:29:46,432 --> 00:29:48,432
that Abby found on
Dead Tony's car isn't
739
00:29:48,434 --> 00:29:50,034
part of a bumper sticker,
but actually
740
00:29:50,036 --> 00:29:51,502
that parking decal.
741
00:29:51,504 --> 00:29:53,037
BISHOP: To find out,
we need a warrant,
742
00:29:53,039 --> 00:29:54,739
but he's a sitting U.S. senator,
743
00:29:54,741 --> 00:29:56,941
so...
Get one.
744
00:30:14,994 --> 00:30:17,795
Good afternoon, Officer.
745
00:30:17,797 --> 00:30:19,730
Sir!
746
00:30:19,732 --> 00:30:21,432
Back in the vehicle!
I understand.
747
00:30:21,434 --> 00:30:23,667
I'm a federal agent in
the course of an investigation.
748
00:30:23,669 --> 00:30:26,037
I'm reaching into my pocket;
I'm pulling out my badge.
749
00:30:26,039 --> 00:30:27,438
Here we go. Look at that.
750
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,740
There's me. There's the badge.
751
00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:33,210
Where's your government vehicle?
752
00:30:33,212 --> 00:30:35,413
What... This is a rental car.
753
00:30:35,415 --> 00:30:36,680
I'm test-driving cars right now.
754
00:30:36,682 --> 00:30:37,715
I need that back.
755
00:30:37,717 --> 00:30:39,383
You were going
45 in a 35.
756
00:30:39,385 --> 00:30:40,885
When I ran your plates,
they flagged.
757
00:30:40,887 --> 00:30:42,653
Rental car company said
the credit card used
758
00:30:42,655 --> 00:30:44,455
to procure the
vehicle was stolen.
759
00:30:44,457 --> 00:30:47,525
Stolen from me, not by me.
760
00:30:47,527 --> 00:30:48,826
Uh-huh.
761
00:30:48,828 --> 00:30:49,860
What, you don't believe me?
762
00:30:49,862 --> 00:30:51,362
I believe you could
just as easily
763
00:30:51,364 --> 00:30:52,596
be the thief
in all this.
764
00:30:52,598 --> 00:30:55,800
You got beady little
rat eyes like one.
765
00:30:55,802 --> 00:30:57,134
(grunts)
766
00:30:57,136 --> 00:30:59,437
You're under arrest for
impersonating a federal officer.
767
00:30:59,439 --> 00:31:00,671
Okay, all right. Listen.
768
00:31:00,673 --> 00:31:02,273
You're making a mistake.
769
00:31:02,275 --> 00:31:05,109
Bigger mistake was you playing
fake agent on my watch.
770
00:31:05,111 --> 00:31:07,378
Look, I...
Button it!
771
00:31:16,358 --> 00:31:17,858
TONY:
Thanks for getting me, Tim.
772
00:31:17,860 --> 00:31:19,760
Why do you smell so weird?
773
00:31:19,762 --> 00:31:23,196
I was seated between two guys
who stole a hot dog cart.
774
00:31:23,198 --> 00:31:25,832
Ah. Sauerkraut.
775
00:31:25,834 --> 00:31:28,502
Sorry. I'll keep
the windows open.
776
00:31:30,005 --> 00:31:32,339
So you all right?
777
00:31:32,341 --> 00:31:35,208
Feel like my life
is a charade.
778
00:31:35,210 --> 00:31:37,310
Uh, not any more
than usual.
779
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:40,280
I mean, you'd tell me, right,
if I was losing my edge?
780
00:31:40,282 --> 00:31:42,516
The DiNozzo edge?
781
00:31:42,518 --> 00:31:44,284
'Cause I feel like it.
782
00:31:44,286 --> 00:31:46,219
I mean... (laughs)
783
00:31:46,221 --> 00:31:48,688
I... I get swindled
by a bimbo.
784
00:31:48,690 --> 00:31:51,124
I got Laurel and Hardy
impersonating me.
785
00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:53,059
What about the third guy?
Is he a buffoon?
786
00:31:53,061 --> 00:31:54,561
Is that who I am?
787
00:31:54,563 --> 00:31:56,430
Tony, you're not
losing your edge.
788
00:31:56,432 --> 00:31:58,064
You've momentarily
misplaced it, okay?
789
00:31:58,066 --> 00:32:00,567
You're getting it back.
790
00:32:00,569 --> 00:32:04,104
Did a lot of thinking
in the big house.
791
00:32:04,106 --> 00:32:06,440
You weren't even booked.
You sat in the lobby.
792
00:32:06,442 --> 00:32:08,175
Time passed real slow.
793
00:32:09,445 --> 00:32:12,846
Honestly...
794
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,815
sometimes, I...
795
00:32:14,817 --> 00:32:17,150
feel like I don't
know who I am.
796
00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,819
And it's strange,
797
00:32:18,821 --> 00:32:20,720
because she stole
my identity, right?
798
00:32:20,722 --> 00:32:24,491
But... I feel like I've
already lost my identity.
799
00:32:25,961 --> 00:32:27,928
I mean, what is this?
800
00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:30,697
Seriously, is this some
kind of weird metaphor
801
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,833
for my current
psychological state?
802
00:32:32,835 --> 00:32:34,234
Look, I don't understand
803
00:32:34,236 --> 00:32:36,336
half of what you're talking
about right now, okay?
804
00:32:36,338 --> 00:32:39,639
And we don't have time
for an existential crisis.
805
00:32:39,641 --> 00:32:40,774
Listen to me.
806
00:32:40,776 --> 00:32:42,742
You are Very Special Agent
Anthony DiNozzo.
807
00:32:42,744 --> 00:32:44,778
You survived
the pneumonic plague.
808
00:32:44,780 --> 00:32:47,214
You saved Gibbs
from drowning.
809
00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:49,783
But you know what?
More than anything...
810
00:32:49,785 --> 00:32:52,285
you're one of my best friends.
811
00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:57,357
All right, looks like
we tracked down the girl
812
00:32:57,359 --> 00:33:00,994
that got you into this mess,
so enough with the Oprah.
813
00:33:00,996 --> 00:33:02,496
Let's go get her.
814
00:33:02,498 --> 00:33:04,664
Thanks, Tim.
815
00:33:06,535 --> 00:33:07,801
BISHOP:
This is a transmitter.
816
00:33:07,803 --> 00:33:10,303
We'll be able to hear
everything that happens.
817
00:33:10,305 --> 00:33:11,938
Aw, it's cold!
818
00:33:11,940 --> 00:33:13,573
Ooh! (laughs)
819
00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:16,643
Whatever's happening here,
I don't like it.
820
00:33:16,645 --> 00:33:18,178
It's the only plan we got.
821
00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:19,613
Which is?
822
00:33:19,615 --> 00:33:21,381
GIBBS:
He's the bait.
823
00:33:21,383 --> 00:33:24,985
Woman running the extortion ring
texted him to arrange a meet.
824
00:33:24,987 --> 00:33:26,653
We see her, we grab her.
825
00:33:26,655 --> 00:33:28,822
Okay. All set.
826
00:33:28,824 --> 00:33:30,490
Ready, Freddie.
827
00:33:30,492 --> 00:33:32,492
McGee and DiNozzo?
828
00:33:32,494 --> 00:33:33,860
Meeting us there.
829
00:33:33,862 --> 00:33:35,128
Where are they?
830
00:33:35,130 --> 00:33:38,064
Uh, following up on a lead.
Didn't pan out.
831
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:41,401
So, listen, Stretch.
832
00:33:41,403 --> 00:33:43,069
This isn't a game.
833
00:33:43,071 --> 00:33:45,705
You got one shot at your friend.
834
00:33:45,707 --> 00:33:46,973
No fooling around.
835
00:33:46,975 --> 00:33:49,976
Don't worry. I'm an actor.
836
00:33:49,978 --> 00:33:53,346
Yeah. That's what
I'm worried about.
837
00:33:58,287 --> 00:34:00,453
(birds chirping)
838
00:34:04,092 --> 00:34:05,959
Got anything?
839
00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:07,327
McGEE:
Yeah, a blister.
840
00:34:07,329 --> 00:34:09,429
Thought gardening was
supposed to be therapeutic.
841
00:34:09,431 --> 00:34:11,298
Why does Tony get
to stay in the car?
842
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:14,434
TONY: Trust me, it's not
as fun as it sounds.
843
00:34:14,436 --> 00:34:15,902
And I get to stay in the car
844
00:34:15,904 --> 00:34:17,637
because Leah,
or whatever her name is,
845
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:18,939
knows what I look like.
846
00:34:18,941 --> 00:34:20,240
Remember?
847
00:34:24,246 --> 00:34:26,146
Hey.
848
00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:27,314
What's he doing?
849
00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:28,381
BISHOP:
Uh...
850
00:34:28,383 --> 00:34:30,050
I guess he's hot?
851
00:34:30,052 --> 00:34:31,117
Sign of nerves?
852
00:34:31,119 --> 00:34:33,053
Ya think?
853
00:34:33,055 --> 00:34:34,454
(exhales)
854
00:34:36,758 --> 00:34:38,825
Okay.
855
00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:40,293
What the hell?
Bishop...
856
00:34:40,295 --> 00:34:41,761
On it.
857
00:34:45,467 --> 00:34:47,167
Hey. Hey.
858
00:34:47,169 --> 00:34:48,201
I don't want to do this.
859
00:34:48,203 --> 00:34:49,569
Okay. - Okay?
Get ahold of yourself.
860
00:34:49,571 --> 00:34:50,937
She's gonna be
here any minute.
861
00:34:50,939 --> 00:34:53,006
What? Okay. I can't, I can't,
I can't do this.
862
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:54,407
Oh, boy.
GIBBS: Abort. Abort.
863
00:34:54,409 --> 00:34:55,742
Now. Get him out of there.
864
00:34:55,744 --> 00:34:57,277
Okay. Okay.
865
00:34:57,279 --> 00:34:58,778
Oh, there, that's good.
866
00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:00,046
All right.
867
00:35:00,048 --> 00:35:03,149
And the other...
Okay.
868
00:35:27,405 --> 00:35:29,572
So much for
Strangers in the Night.
869
00:35:29,574 --> 00:35:31,340
Tony.
870
00:35:31,342 --> 00:35:32,575
The one and only.
871
00:35:32,577 --> 00:35:34,610
You said you were a cat person.
872
00:35:34,612 --> 00:35:37,446
Yeah, well...
I said a lot of things.
873
00:35:38,983 --> 00:35:40,816
You know,
you're looking good, Tony.
874
00:35:40,818 --> 00:35:42,151
(laughs)
875
00:35:42,153 --> 00:35:43,419
So are you.
876
00:35:43,421 --> 00:35:44,787
But it pains me to say,
877
00:35:44,789 --> 00:35:46,789
Leah Ramsey
or Elizabeth Elliott,
878
00:35:46,791 --> 00:35:49,291
you're under arrest.
879
00:35:49,293 --> 00:35:51,694
And, you know, I imagined
putting these on you;
880
00:35:51,696 --> 00:35:53,762
it was just under
different circumstances.
881
00:36:05,409 --> 00:36:08,010
Writing your confession?
882
00:36:08,012 --> 00:36:09,845
Mm.
883
00:36:09,847 --> 00:36:11,614
My...
884
00:36:11,616 --> 00:36:14,049
“get out of jail free” card.
885
00:36:14,051 --> 00:36:15,517
Read it.
886
00:36:15,519 --> 00:36:18,320
It's the story of how
my friend Scott Byers
887
00:36:18,322 --> 00:36:23,425
was run off the road and
killed by Senator Shawn Kelly.
888
00:36:23,427 --> 00:36:24,627
So what?
889
00:36:24,629 --> 00:36:26,128
So go arrest him for murder.
890
00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:27,363
Based on your word?
891
00:36:27,365 --> 00:36:28,764
He's a United States senator.
892
00:36:28,766 --> 00:36:30,266
You're a scam artist.
893
00:36:30,268 --> 00:36:32,735
(chuckles)
894
00:36:32,737 --> 00:36:34,837
Check my phone records.
895
00:36:34,839 --> 00:36:37,006
Scott called me that night,
freaking out.
896
00:36:37,008 --> 00:36:40,276
Said the senator was following
him, driving like crazy.
897
00:36:40,278 --> 00:36:43,512
Then I heard screaming,
and the phone went dead.
898
00:36:44,915 --> 00:36:47,616
So what do you say?
My testimony for my immunity?
899
00:36:47,618 --> 00:36:49,918
We don't make deals.
900
00:36:51,422 --> 00:36:53,222
Fine.
901
00:36:53,224 --> 00:36:56,258
Arrest me for extortion...
902
00:36:56,260 --> 00:36:58,861
but let a killer go free.
903
00:37:01,599 --> 00:37:03,432
It's just a matter of leverage.
904
00:37:03,434 --> 00:37:05,834
I learned that negotiating
mortgage loans.
905
00:37:05,836 --> 00:37:07,703
Where you going?
906
00:37:07,705 --> 00:37:10,205
I'd be worried about
where you were going.
907
00:37:15,313 --> 00:37:16,679
Abby test the senator's car?
908
00:37:16,681 --> 00:37:17,846
Arctic Beach white.
909
00:37:17,848 --> 00:37:19,114
And the parking decal?
910
00:37:19,116 --> 00:37:20,416
MCGEE: The car was
recently repaired.
911
00:37:20,418 --> 00:37:22,084
New fender, new
parking decal.
912
00:37:22,086 --> 00:37:23,919
So there's no way
to definitively say
913
00:37:23,921 --> 00:37:27,122
if it was his car that ran
Dead Tony off the road.
914
00:37:27,124 --> 00:37:29,558
We may need her testimony
to convict him.
915
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,560
We are not
letting her walk, McGee.
916
00:37:32,563 --> 00:37:34,296
We are
absolutely sure
917
00:37:34,298 --> 00:37:35,764
that Senator Kelly did this?
918
00:37:35,766 --> 00:37:37,199
I don't trust a word she says.
919
00:37:37,201 --> 00:37:38,467
BISHOP:
How did she learn about
920
00:37:38,469 --> 00:37:39,802
the senator
military secret?
921
00:37:39,804 --> 00:37:41,537
Journalists,
political rivals--
922
00:37:41,539 --> 00:37:45,641
nobody could dig this up,
but some hustler figured it out?
923
00:37:45,643 --> 00:37:47,810
Doesn't make any sense.
924
00:37:50,915 --> 00:37:52,481
She had somebody on the inside.
925
00:37:52,483 --> 00:37:54,983
Someone who knew the senator
better than anyone?
926
00:37:54,985 --> 00:37:56,952
DiNozzo, come on.
You're with me.
927
00:37:56,954 --> 00:37:58,654
With pleasure, sir.
928
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,326
NCIS!
929
00:38:05,396 --> 00:38:06,862
Gentlemen.
930
00:38:06,864 --> 00:38:08,530
Senator Kelly's
on the Hill.
931
00:38:08,532 --> 00:38:10,466
Can I take a message for him?
932
00:38:10,468 --> 00:38:11,700
TONY:
Sure.
933
00:38:11,702 --> 00:38:13,068
We got a message.
934
00:38:13,070 --> 00:38:15,003
Tell him he's gonna
need a new assistant.
935
00:38:19,610 --> 00:38:22,745
TALL TONY (mouth full):
Mm. So Senator Kelly
936
00:38:22,747 --> 00:38:24,546
did not kill Dead Tony?
937
00:38:24,548 --> 00:38:26,648
No.
938
00:38:26,650 --> 00:38:29,752
The senator's aide, Lisa,
was driving the car.
939
00:38:31,589 --> 00:38:33,255
The chick who hired us.
940
00:38:34,692 --> 00:38:36,625
No, that was Elizabeth,
941
00:38:36,627 --> 00:38:38,260
who I knew as Leah,
942
00:38:38,262 --> 00:38:39,828
and she's the one
who stole my identity
943
00:38:39,830 --> 00:38:42,264
and gave it to you clowns.
No offense.
944
00:38:42,266 --> 00:38:43,532
None taken.
945
00:38:43,534 --> 00:38:45,501
Why did Lisa
run him off the road?
946
00:38:45,503 --> 00:38:47,669
Because Dead Tony
was about to squeal
947
00:38:47,671 --> 00:38:49,304
and ruin their
extortion operation.
948
00:38:49,306 --> 00:38:51,039
Would you... would you
pay attention?
949
00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:52,474
Focus.
950
00:38:54,211 --> 00:38:56,478
They were partners?
Mm.
951
00:38:57,381 --> 00:38:59,181
They worked at
the same mortgage company.
952
00:38:59,183 --> 00:39:00,849
TALL TONY:
She's cute.
953
00:39:00,851 --> 00:39:01,850
Yeah, total hottie.
954
00:39:01,852 --> 00:39:03,318
2008,
when the bubble burst,
955
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,988
Lisa went to work
as a senator's aide,
956
00:39:05,990 --> 00:39:07,556
and Elizabeth became a grifter.
957
00:39:07,558 --> 00:39:11,360
So Lisa concocted a plan
to blackmail her boss.
958
00:39:11,362 --> 00:39:12,661
Mm.
959
00:39:12,663 --> 00:39:15,731
Yeah, and it was so successful,
they expanded operations.
960
00:39:15,733 --> 00:39:18,767
Which is why they needed
more Phony Tonys.
961
00:39:18,769 --> 00:39:21,603
Us. (laughs)
962
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,706
Do-do you get it?
Do... do you see?
963
00:39:24,708 --> 00:39:27,476
Are those hot peppers?
Oh, my God.
964
00:39:27,478 --> 00:39:28,610
(Tall Tony laughs)
965
00:39:28,612 --> 00:39:30,579
How did you know
they were my favorite, huh?
966
00:39:30,581 --> 00:39:32,047
Because they're my favorite.
967
00:39:32,049 --> 00:39:33,882
Ah!
968
00:39:33,884 --> 00:39:35,217
(laughter)
969
00:39:35,219 --> 00:39:36,185
(sighs)
970
00:39:36,187 --> 00:39:37,986
So, uh, what happens to us?
971
00:39:37,988 --> 00:39:39,788
We'll put a good word
in for you,
972
00:39:39,790 --> 00:39:42,157
but sorry, guys,
you're gonna have to do time.
973
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,693
Brief, with good behavior.
974
00:39:48,365 --> 00:39:50,065
Oh, my God.
975
00:39:50,067 --> 00:39:51,667
No way.
976
00:39:51,669 --> 00:39:53,769
No way!
977
00:39:53,771 --> 00:39:55,070
GIBBS:
Bishop?
978
00:39:55,072 --> 00:39:56,772
Sorry.
979
00:39:56,774 --> 00:39:59,041
Uh, it's nothing. It's fine.
980
00:39:59,910 --> 00:40:01,443
Are you kidding me?
981
00:40:01,445 --> 00:40:03,178
No way.
982
00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:04,713
What? What is it?
983
00:40:04,715 --> 00:40:06,715
It's the ship-naming contest.
984
00:40:06,717 --> 00:40:08,350
I'm a finalist.
985
00:40:08,352 --> 00:40:09,551
The contest just ended.
986
00:40:09,553 --> 00:40:11,253
How-how could they have made
their decision already?
987
00:40:11,255 --> 00:40:13,655
I don't know, but they
narrowed it down to ten.
988
00:40:15,292 --> 00:40:16,391
I'm jealous.
989
00:40:17,394 --> 00:40:18,560
Happy for you though.
990
00:40:18,562 --> 00:40:20,496
Congratulations.
What'd you go with?
991
00:40:20,498 --> 00:40:22,297
Yeah, I want to see this.
992
00:40:22,299 --> 00:40:24,833
A deceased,
decorated war veteran.
993
00:40:24,835 --> 00:40:28,570
USS Admiral John McGee.
994
00:40:28,572 --> 00:40:30,138
My dad.
995
00:40:31,141 --> 00:40:32,908
Thanks, Ellie.
996
00:40:32,909 --> 00:40:34,575
You bet, Tim.
997
00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:46,415
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