1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,530 All right, here we go, yo! 2 00:00:01,530 --> 00:00:05,000 As you know, Michael proposed to Jane and a wedding date was set. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,750 Did you make the reservations for the chair rentals? 4 00:00:06,890 --> 00:00:08,280 I'm working on it. 5 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,580 Exciting, right? Not as exciting: 6 00:00:10,580 --> 00:00:12,490 Xiomara and Rogelio broke up. 7 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:15,070 Oh, and the Villanuevas' house flooded! 8 00:00:15,070 --> 00:00:16,700 Bright side: thanks to Rafael, 9 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:18,800 the family got to stay at the Marbella. 10 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:22,100 And speaking of Rafael, his half brother derek is back in town. 11 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:23,260 Don't go off with him alone. 12 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:25,140 And Raf was working with Detective Michael 13 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:27,210 to see if Derek was connected their mother... 14 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:29,700 - Where were you? - Right here. On this boat. 15 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,980 The notorious crime lord known as "Mutter." 16 00:00:31,980 --> 00:00:34,780 And, oh, yeah, he also just had twin girls with Petra, 17 00:00:34,790 --> 00:00:37,340 and truthfully Petra's not doing so great. 18 00:00:37,340 --> 00:00:39,720 And does postpartum depression run in your family? 19 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,710 Do you ever have thoughts of running away? 20 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:43,840 I know! Mama drama, right? 21 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,250 So let's dive in. 22 00:00:46,450 --> 00:00:49,330 As you all know, Jane Gloriana Villanueva 23 00:00:49,330 --> 00:00:51,650 didn't lose control very often. 24 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:54,290 But when she did... 25 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,060 Oh, when she did... 26 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:02,020 it was epic. 27 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:04,400 Ah, yes. 28 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,950 You'll recall Jane's 21st birthday. 29 00:01:06,990 --> 00:01:09,760 The night she and Michael first met. 30 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,940 But what you don't know is what happened after that kiss. 31 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,610 Don't get into any more trouble. 32 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,240 I won't. 33 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:21,990 But call me, okay? 34 00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:23,450 I will. 35 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,620 He couldn't bring himself to leave! 36 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,250 It's so romantic! 37 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:40,990 So, one of your friends is passed out on your porch. 38 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:43,770 Not quite as romantic. 39 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:48,260 That's not my friend. 40 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:49,840 It's my mom. 41 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:51,660 Here, let me help you. 42 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:53,070 It's okay, I got it. 43 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:55,150 Ma! Come on, wake up. 44 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,040 Oh, hey, Officer! 45 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:03,140 You can put those cuffs on me any... 46 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:06,900 Yeah. That party was out of control... 47 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:11,130 which is why Jane is taking control of her bachelorette party. 48 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,370 And after mani-pedis, 49 00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:14,550 we'll have dinner from 7:00 to 10:00. 50 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:16,280 Strictly prohibited: 51 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,270 strip clubs, cheesy bars, penis stuff. 52 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:20,820 Wow, this looks great. 53 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:21,770 Thank you, Lina. 54 00:02:21,770 --> 00:02:22,890 Don't thank me. You wrote it. 55 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:25,140 True. Oh, which reminds me... 56 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:30,020 I made a seating chart for dinner. 57 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:31,000 I just have so many different groups, 58 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,740 - I want to make sure everyone melds. ?- Don "Key-sotty"? 59 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:35,410 Don Quixote. 60 00:02:35,790 --> 00:02:38,000 It's reading for this week's class. 61 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,290 It's a really great book. 62 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:40,800 It's about this guy who sees the world 63 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,310 as if it's one of his great romances and... 64 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:45,440 - I'm out. ?- Okay. 65 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:46,360 Is this the seating chart? 66 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,840 Yep. All right, last chance, Abuela. 67 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:49,900 Do you want to come? 68 00:02:54,170 --> 00:02:55,690 Hard to argue with that. 69 00:02:57,730 --> 00:02:58,340 Or that. 70 00:02:58,340 --> 00:03:00,920 Stop. Jane wants me there. 71 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,840 Okay, I should drop off Mateo with Rafael before my shift starts. 72 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:06,500 And thank you both. 73 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,660 You know, for not pushing back 74 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:10,640 and just letting me have the bachelorette that I want. 75 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,300 Of course. 76 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:13,580 It's your party. 77 00:03:13,950 --> 00:03:14,770 Bye! 78 00:03:14,770 --> 00:03:16,670 - Bye! - ?Bye! 79 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:21,430 Do you think she suspects anything? 80 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,710 Definitely not. 81 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:24,480 ?Yes! 82 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:27,950 Thank you so much, ladies. 83 00:03:28,330 --> 00:03:29,760 Surprise! 84 00:03:32,490 --> 00:03:35,410 Oh, my God, Jane! We're so happy to see you! 85 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,310 We missed you so much! 86 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:38,920 Oh, really? 87 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:41,450 - That's so sweet. ?- Yeah! 88 00:03:41,450 --> 00:03:43,940 So maybe you can convince Rogelio 89 00:03:43,940 --> 00:03:46,010 to invest in our fashion blog. 90 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:48,150 He thinks you're some kind of genius or something. 91 00:03:48,150 --> 00:03:49,390 It's all about... 92 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,140 Seeing Double! 93 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:54,770 Neat. 94 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:57,280 See? Jane agrees that it's an awesome idea. 95 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,760 It makes perfect sense for you to give whatever money 96 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,700 you were going to give to us for college to fund it. 97 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:02,810 Jane... 98 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,360 Please. Help. 99 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:07,670 Explain to them, in the unlikely event 100 00:04:07,670 --> 00:04:09,350 Seeing Double doesn't catch on, 101 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,430 it's always good to have a backup plan. 102 00:04:11,430 --> 00:04:15,010 Oh, y-yeah. Well, I-I'm a big proponent of college. 103 00:04:15,070 --> 00:04:17,780 Oh, there's a prospective student program at my school today, 104 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,030 if you want to come by. 105 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:21,110 Check out the sitch. 106 00:04:21,530 --> 00:04:23,290 That is a wonderful idea! 107 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:24,320 They will be there. 108 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:27,790 If they want me to even consider investing in their blog. 109 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:28,880 Fine. 110 00:04:28,930 --> 00:04:30,390 Great. Well, I have to run. 111 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:31,200 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 112 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,140 Girls, you haven't congratulated Jane 113 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:36,210 on her engagement to the greatest man in the world. 114 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:38,590 Oh, my God, you're marrying Rafael?! 115 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:40,110 - That's amazing! ?- No. 116 00:04:40,110 --> 00:04:40,540 Oh, you're so lucky! 117 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:41,980 He's so sexy. ?He's so gorgeous and rich. 118 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:43,450 - No, that's... - And those abs... 119 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,630 No, I said no! 120 00:04:44,630 --> 00:04:45,880 I am not marrying Rafael. 121 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,610 I am marrying Michael. 122 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:51,570 Oh. Okay. 123 00:04:51,930 --> 00:04:53,120 He seems... 124 00:04:53,690 --> 00:04:54,780 loyal. 125 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,510 - Yes. ?- Yeah. 126 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,720 Sorry we can't make it to your wedding. 127 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,390 Yeah, we're just super busy that day. 128 00:05:01,410 --> 00:05:03,530 I'll point out, they don't know when it is. 129 00:05:03,530 --> 00:05:05,790 - Congrats, though. - Thanks. 130 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:07,850 It's always a treat, seeing you girls. 131 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:08,600 I'm off, Dad. 132 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,920 No, please. Just make sure 133 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,850 Michael got the invite reminder for tonight. 134 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:14,410 I never heard from him. 135 00:05:14,410 --> 00:05:15,750 Maybe they didn't go through. 136 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,500 I'll send it to you, too. 137 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:21,440 Oh, no, he sent it to you, too. 138 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,570 I'm getting it. 139 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:25,500 - Hang on. - ?Oh, you really don't have to see it. 140 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:30,800 I'm sorry, but I really do. 141 00:05:31,690 --> 00:05:34,010 Throw your hands up in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care 142 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:37,190 because it's my bachelor party! 143 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:40,630 Is that your voice? 144 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:42,410 He made me record it. 145 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,970 Michael, I'm so sorry. 146 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:45,030 Yeah. 147 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,940 I can't believe my dad's going to your bachelor party. 148 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:49,250 Yeah, me neither. 149 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:50,390 Here's what happened. 150 00:05:50,390 --> 00:05:52,570 I remember it like it was a week ago. 151 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:55,240 So, are there gonna be strippers? 152 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:56,950 Do you not want there to be strippers? 153 00:05:56,950 --> 00:05:58,130 No, no, it's okay. 154 00:05:58,130 --> 00:06:00,200 I mean, it's your bachelor party. 155 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,120 Well, if you don't want there to be strippers... 156 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,910 Okay, fine, fine, you convinced me, 157 00:06:02,910 --> 00:06:04,120 no strippers at your bachelor party. 158 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,090 You're having a bachelor party? 159 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,970 And I'm not invited? 160 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,170 No. Did you... Oh, he must not have... 161 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:14,780 Did you... you didn't get the e-mail. 162 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:18,040 Man, my friends are so flaky. 163 00:06:18,140 --> 00:06:20,930 Oh... thank god! 164 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:24,220 'Cause for a minute, I was like, "My best brogelio 165 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:28,910 doesn't want me at his bachelor party?" 166 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,480 What's up, brother? 167 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:31,850 So... 168 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,250 what if I called my dad and told him not to go? 169 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:36,480 And you call my mom and tell her not to come? 170 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,320 Yeah, that's not happening. 171 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,350 What? A girl can dream. 172 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:42,850 It's too late. He's already taking over the planning. 173 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:43,790 Which could be good. 174 00:06:43,790 --> 00:06:45,350 I mean, let's face it, if it weren't for Rogelio, 175 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:46,780 it would probably be me and my friends 176 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:48,950 eating tacos over a trash can. 177 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,660 Why are you so sweet? 178 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:53,890 To me, to my dad... 179 00:06:53,890 --> 00:06:55,370 Save it for the vows. 180 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:57,950 Printer deadline's Friday, right? 181 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,720 I should explain. 182 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,930 In a Catholic mass, you can't recite your own vows, 183 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:05,440 so theirs were going to be printed in the programs. 184 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:06,470 So, how's yours going? 185 00:07:06,470 --> 00:07:09,190 Oh, it's great. Great, yeah. You? 186 00:07:09,190 --> 00:07:11,610 Yeah, just ironing out the last details. 187 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:14,750 Sure, if you call 19 pages of general ideas 188 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,890 "Ironing out the last details." 189 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:20,120 Wait, scratch that... 23 pages, actually. 190 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:21,370 Jane? 191 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:23,520 Professor Blake, hello. 192 00:07:23,890 --> 00:07:24,950 So, last minute, but, uh, 193 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,790 one of the T.A.s who was supposed to speak 194 00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:29,030 to prospective students just canceled. 195 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:30,210 I know you just started office hours, 196 00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:32,980 but is there any way you could fill in for her? 197 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,370 Oh, my god. 198 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:37,100 Uh, I would love to, thank you so much! 199 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:39,300 Just remember... keep it professional. 200 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,350 Don't worry. Professional, got it. 201 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:43,380 Which brings us here, now. 202 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,720 And as we dive into our section on Don Quixote, 203 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,120 it's great seeing them connect to the material 204 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,660 and relate Quixote's quest 205 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:52,130 to their own youthful idealism. 206 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:54,780 Yup. Youthful idealism at its best. 207 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:56,000 So, if you have any questions, 208 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,250 I am more than happy to answer them. 209 00:07:59,890 --> 00:08:00,950 One second. 210 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,540 Hello, I'm looking for Jane Villanueva. 211 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:07,300 Yeah, I-I'm Jane Villanueva. 212 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:08,100 Milady. 213 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,930 ?Is this a skit for prospective students? 214 00:08:09,930 --> 00:08:12,460 Allowest me to remove my armor. 215 00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:13,900 I'm sorry, who...? Oh! 216 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:15,300 I am Don Quixote! 217 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:18,090 Ready to see what's in my Sancho Panza? 218 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,570 No! Oh, wait, wait. 219 00:08:20,570 --> 00:08:22,080 You know, wait, this is a mistake. 220 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,530 This is a mistake! 221 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:30,100 I'm so sorry! 222 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:39,370 Professor Blake, I assure you 223 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:41,220 I had no idea this was going to happen. 224 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:43,020 I'm having a bachelorette party later tonight, 225 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:44,180 and it seems my friends 226 00:08:44,180 --> 00:08:45,400 got a bit overzealous. 227 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,800 I am not even a stripper person, 228 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,350 not that that matters. Believe me, I'm as angry as you are. 229 00:08:49,350 --> 00:08:52,260 Look, I understand that the incident wasn't your fault, 230 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:53,730 but it was a public event, 231 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:55,830 pictures were taken, people were horrified. 232 00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:57,980 To be fair, parents were horrified. 233 00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:00,090 Students were LOLing all over Instagram, 234 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:01,500 or whatever the kids say these days. 235 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:04,100 And I will do whatever it takes to right the situation. 236 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,090 I know. 237 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,940 But I'm gonna have to talk to the dean. 238 00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:10,110 I really don't know if you can continue as a T.A. 239 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:12,510 I'll check in end of day. 240 00:09:17,770 --> 00:09:19,300 I just need the day to rest. 241 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:22,350 So if you could take the babies tonight... 242 00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:23,330 What's wrong? 243 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,510 Nothing, I just, um... 244 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,500 started my medication. 245 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,720 For postpartum depression, you'll recall. 246 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,990 And it's giving me a pretty bad migraine. 247 00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:33,360 So can you keep the babies? 248 00:09:33,550 --> 00:09:34,680 Yeah, of course. 249 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:36,550 Oh, and make sure I'm not disturbed. 250 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,840 This isn't looking good. 251 00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:47,030 Sorry. 252 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:49,710 Where were we? 253 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,050 Nowhere. 254 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:52,180 We got nothing so far. 255 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:53,860 What about the bug you put in Derek's office? 256 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,150 You'll recall these two 257 00:09:55,150 --> 00:09:57,200 have been working together to discover-- 258 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,620 how shall I put this? It's rather nuanced... 259 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,030 - Nothing. - Whether Rafael's brother Derek 260 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:03,490 is a good guy 261 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,910 or a bad guy. 262 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,060 His boat. 263 00:10:08,260 --> 00:10:09,560 There's got to be something on his boat. 264 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,940 Good, so search his boat. 265 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:12,870 I-I get a warrant, he knows you told me about it. 266 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,310 So don't get a warrant. 267 00:10:15,420 --> 00:10:16,880 Oh, come on, Michael. 268 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:20,700 We both know you're not above bending the rules. 269 00:10:21,770 --> 00:10:26,230 So did you get a little visit from Don Quick-Naughty? 270 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,270 You were in on that? What were you thinking? 271 00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:31,370 Hey, strippers were not technically on your "No" list. 272 00:10:31,370 --> 00:10:32,920 Just strip clubs. There's a big difference. 273 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,570 Yeah, well that big difference just gave me a lap dance 274 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:36,930 - in front of 50 students and parents. ?- What?! 275 00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:39,190 I was asked to do a last-minute talk 276 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:40,370 to prospective students and... 277 00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:42,220 He was supposed to go to your office. 278 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:44,420 I wasn't there. He found me. 279 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,220 I'm sorry. 280 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:47,490 How could I have known he would turn out to be, 281 00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:50,130 like, the world's most industrious stripper? 282 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,120 This is why I implemented 283 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,510 the "No surprise" rule in the first place. 284 00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:55,600 I was clear. 285 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,460 No surprises. 286 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,060 Maybe just one more? 287 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,160 Surprise! 288 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,030 Welcome to your bachelorette party. 289 00:11:10,610 --> 00:11:12,530 What's going on? 290 00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:16,100 This is not a part of my carefully detailed 291 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,380 bachelorette party plan. 292 00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:20,410 I know, but your mom and I decided that we owed it to you 293 00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:22,670 not to throw you the world's lamest party. 294 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,280 We owed it to everyone. 295 00:11:27,650 --> 00:11:29,710 Okay, here we have... 296 00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:31,930 well, names aren't important. 297 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,580 We've taken care of everything. 298 00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:36,220 - But Mateo is... - With Abuela all night in a guest room. 299 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:38,190 - And I have to work tomorrow. - Luca's covering your shift 300 00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:40,370 so you can nurse what'd better be a raging hangover. 301 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:42,220 - I have to finish my vows. - I called the printers 302 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:44,400 and got them to agree to a one-day extension. 303 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,880 And we brought your party clothes! 304 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:46,960 And we're really sorry about the stripper, 305 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,130 but there's nothing you can do about it tonight. 306 00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:50,920 Except drink and take your mind off it. 307 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,170 Right, girls?! 308 00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:55,240 Come on, hon. 309 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:59,580 Wouldn't it feel good to lose control just this once? 310 00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:02,950 Come on, Jane, are you going to let down 311 00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:04,070 this group of vaguely familiar ladies 312 00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:06,880 who are apparently your very good friends? 313 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,420 All right, bring on the shots! 314 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:14,480 To your last night of freedom. 315 00:12:26,290 --> 00:12:29,590 See, isn't this better than some boring dinner party? 316 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,840 Uh, I thought you said we were just stopping by. 317 00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:45,710 For five scrumptious courses prepared by my personal chef. 318 00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:48,250 Now sit, sit, everyone, sit. 319 00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:49,720 Open your swag bags. 320 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:54,280 They contain all the essentials for an epic bachelor party. 321 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,790 What the hell's happening? 322 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,850 Rogelio, you really didn't have to do this. 323 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:03,920 Of course I did. 324 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,270 You only get married once. 325 00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:06,380 Right, guys? 326 00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:09,490 I need a drink. 327 00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:10,730 Perfect. 328 00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:12,430 I've done the wine pairings myself. 329 00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:16,750 We'll start with an ice-cold pink champagne toast. 330 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:20,470 Oh, I almost forgot. 331 00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:22,300 The pi¨¨ce de r¨¦sistance. 332 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:23,990 Open it. 333 00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:35,820 Turn it around. 334 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,170 Angela's amazing. 335 00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:50,920 Did you know she's a genius? 336 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,500 She really is a genius. 337 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,720 Actually, my IQ is 139, so it's just below. 338 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,580 You see?! 339 00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:57,810 Only a genius would know that. 340 00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:58,550 Totally. 341 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,840 All right, I'm signing up for karaoke. 342 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,440 - Sweet Lady Jane? - ?No! 343 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,700 - Yes! ?- No, no, no! 344 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:10,970 Who's Sweet Lady Jane? 345 00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:12,430 Xo, it's her Sasha Fierce. 346 00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:13,950 When she gets drunk enough to freestyle. 347 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:14,980 You've never seen her like that? 348 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,140 No, I haven't. 349 00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:18,180 But it is definitely happening tonight. 350 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:20,500 - We need more drinks. - Agreed! Can you go get them? 351 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:23,790 I kind of have a history with Chad the hot bartender. 352 00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:27,860 I don't want it to seem like I'm chasing him. 353 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:30,480 I mean, I am chasing him, but I don't want him to know. 354 00:14:30,510 --> 00:14:31,500 On it! 355 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,030 So where'd you go to college? 356 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,180 Oh, I didn't. 357 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,680 Oh, weird. Why? 358 00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:40,250 It just wasn't, like, my path. 359 00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:42,410 So what do you do? 360 00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:43,850 I'm a waitress with Jane. 361 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,260 But she goes to school. 362 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,030 Well, I-I'm a stylist, too. 363 00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,010 I mean, I will be once that takes off. 364 00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:50,860 So you, like, pick out clothes? 365 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,520 A shot for Sweet Lady Jane! 366 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,420 Uh, no, she is not coming out tonight. 367 00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:56,960 She's definitely coming out tonight. Drink. 368 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:57,810 Drink! Drink! 369 00:14:57,810 --> 00:15:00,430 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 370 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,570 Oh, no, no, no. No cameras. 371 00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:08,270 No posting any pictures on the Twitter, 372 00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:09,880 the "Facegram" or "Instabook." 373 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,580 Hon, you got to relax. 374 00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:13,980 No, Mom, I can't when they're documenting me on their phones. 375 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,690 I'm already on thin ice at school. 376 00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:18,260 Okay, everybody, give me your phones! 377 00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:18,760 What?! 378 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,440 Phone-free zone, people! 379 00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:23,830 Yeah! 380 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,780 Hey, Mom, Mom, Mom. 381 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:28,930 Why don't you just pace yourself? 382 00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:30,300 Maybe get you a little food or something. 383 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:33,300 Hey, no Old Lady Jane tonight. 384 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,410 I want to meet Sweet Lady Jane! 385 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,840 Huh, she doesn't look thrilled. 386 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,350 And neither does she. 387 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:47,980 The best thing you could do for those girls 388 00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:50,680 is to give them away. 389 00:15:54,410 --> 00:15:55,510 Oh, dear. 390 00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:57,160 Very suspicious. 391 00:15:58,050 --> 00:15:59,560 Also suspicious... 392 00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:07,610 Looks like Michael decided to break the law after all. 393 00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,150 And here I'd thought he'd changed. 394 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:16,510 Well, he did change his shirt at least. 395 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,190 Nicholas. 396 00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:21,520 Grappa is a digestif. 397 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:25,240 It's to be sipped, not chugged like a shot of cheap tequila. 398 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:30,190 - I wish it were cheap tequila. - Yeah, boy. 399 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,940 Remember when we road-tripped to the Redneck Riviera 400 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:34,090 - and Michael got wasted on mezcal - No. Stop. 401 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,830 Oh, yeah, the night he ate the worm. 402 00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:37,910 Eating the worm is the least of what happened that night. 403 00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:40,880 Guys, guys, let's not bore Rogelio, 404 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,710 my future father-in-law, with these boring stories, okay? 405 00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:45,100 No, Vincent, finish your story, please. 406 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,770 What happened in this Redneck Riviera? 407 00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:48,230 I must know. 408 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,800 Uh, well... 409 00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:52,420 we had a nice talk about our feelings 410 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,000 and how much we respect women, 411 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,830 and then we all went to bed by 10:00. 412 00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:56,860 The end. 413 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,990 That's a weird story, Vincent. 414 00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:01,020 Rogelio. 415 00:17:01,490 --> 00:17:04,060 This dinner, fantastic. 416 00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:08,290 The oysters, the pheasant, the-the macaroons. 417 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,470 But, uh, maybe it's time to head out? 418 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:11,490 Let's do it. 419 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:13,920 I've gotten us into the hottest spot in town. 420 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,060 All right. 421 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:20,020 This Russian bathing ritual dates back centuries. 422 00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:23,450 The euca leaves really promote exfoliation and circulation. 423 00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:25,710 You will be glowing for the wedding, Michael. 424 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:28,050 You may not even need a spray tan. 425 00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:32,020 Macho, macho man 426 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:35,090 I've got to be a macho man... 427 00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:36,180 Have you seen my mom? 428 00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,280 - Jane! - Ma! 429 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,380 There's my daughter. They didn't believe I have a daughter 430 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,300 old enough to get married. 431 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,510 Tell them you're my daughter. 432 00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:43,970 I'm her daughter. 433 00:17:43,970 --> 00:17:44,900 Mom, I need my phone. 434 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:45,980 No, no phones. 435 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:47,170 No, no, Mom, I'm serious. 436 00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:48,430 You see how serious she is? 437 00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:49,750 - Mom! - No. 438 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,690 No, no. Phone-free zone! 439 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:53,770 No, uh, wait, Ma, where are you going? 440 00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:54,970 To protect you from yourself! 441 00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:56,840 - No, Mom, that's not funny! - I'm doing you a favor! 442 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,560 You'll thank me later! 443 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,410 - Give it to me! - What do you want to use it for? 444 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:01,710 You want to do some work? 445 00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,550 No, I need to see if Professor Blake called me 446 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,680 and to see if I still have my job 447 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,190 because of the stripper you sent. 448 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:07,690 Fine. 449 00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:09,490 But I'm holding it. 450 00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:11,420 So you don't go answering e-mails. 451 00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:12,300 Fine. 452 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,000 You see? 453 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,260 Professor Blake left a voice mail. 454 00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:19,940 Okay, he's just calling to say... 455 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,730 Oh, my God, I can keep my job! 456 00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:24,950 Yes! 457 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,150 Go, Professor Tight-Ass! 458 00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:28,280 That guy is such a dick. 459 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,920 I thought I was gonna have to, like, send a stripper 460 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,320 to his house to pull the pole out of his ass. 461 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,530 Would you like to send your message with normal delivery? 462 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:36,650 - Wait, what message? - Oh, my God, no, no, no. 463 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:38,080 - What happened? - Must've hit "Call back." 464 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:41,280 - Message sent. - No... 465 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,640 Okay, we need to come up with a plan. 466 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,500 Unfortunately, 467 00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:52,250 coming up with a plan is quite difficult 468 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,290 when you are... 469 00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:55,390 Well, let's check. 470 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,860 Don't worry, nobody listens to their voice mail anymore. 471 00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:02,570 What are you talking about? 472 00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:04,540 Everybody listens to their voice mails, Ma. 473 00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:06,090 - I've got an idea. - Go. 474 00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:07,560 Let's ask Siri. 475 00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:09,470 Any other suggestions? 476 00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:10,640 Angela, go. 477 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,930 I think if we all think really hard, 478 00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:14,930 we could delete it with our minds. 479 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,540 Here's what we're gonna do. 480 00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:20,470 This ought to be good. 481 00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:22,210 He's at a party for prospective students. 482 00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:23,430 I am gonna go to that party 483 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,830 and I am going to steal his phone 484 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,690 and I'm going to erase that message. 485 00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,210 Wait, you can't go in there. 486 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,640 You just had a stripper at school. 487 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,730 Right. 488 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:33,540 Can you go? 489 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,950 Way too drunk. 490 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,830 Angela, can you go? 491 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,700 Sure. Where? 492 00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:42,140 I know who could go! 493 00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:43,790 I have to pee! 494 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,070 Get in. Hurry. 495 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:48,360 Not so fast. 496 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,670 Since we're doing you a favor, 497 00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:51,120 we want something in return. 498 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,980 What?! Seriously? 499 00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:54,580 We want to come to your wedding now. 500 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:56,070 Great, you're in, twins. Let's do this. 501 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,630 And be bridesmaids. 502 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,560 What? Why? You don't even like me. 503 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,060 Yeah, but we could sell the pictures 504 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:03,790 to some tabloid because of Rogelio and fund our blog. 505 00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:05,620 Plus, we'll be wearing our own designs. 506 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,850 This is our chance to be like the Olsen twins. 507 00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:08,880 But less depressing. 508 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,240 And without Mary-Kate's weird old French guy. 509 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,410 Fine, let's go! 510 00:20:13,410 --> 00:20:14,600 - Yes! - Awesome! 511 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,260 Break out the booze! 512 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,450 We're doing shots! 513 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,970 No, no shots. 514 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,440 Shot! Shot! Shot! 515 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,200 Truth be told, 516 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,590 if Derek knew his boat was being searched, 517 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,630 he probably wouldn't feel so buoyed. 518 00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:27,870 See what I did there? 519 00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:30,180 But alas, he doesn't. 520 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,300 Dude, you don't have to keep buying us drinks all night. 521 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,670 Hey, brotherly bonding. 522 00:20:33,670 --> 00:20:35,430 And plus, I have two sleeping babies 523 00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:37,160 and two night nurses upstairs that yell at me 524 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,550 every time I make noise. 525 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,850 So, did you consider asking? 526 00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:45,440 - Stop, no. - ?Asking what? 527 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,440 He wants to buy into this deal I'm looking at. 528 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,720 I told him he should hit up his rich brother. 529 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,470 - Brandon, enough. - All right. 530 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,360 I just am not in a position 531 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,680 to make any investments right now. 532 00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:56,290 No, of course not. 533 00:20:57,970 --> 00:20:59,910 Let's just call it. Thanks for the drinks. 534 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,560 We should, uh, head back to the boat. 535 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,360 No, now, hey, just, uh, just stay. 536 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,770 Uh, it's weird. Now, now it seems like 537 00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:05,990 I'm after your money or something. 538 00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,860 No, it doesn't. It's fine, hey. 539 00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:10,000 Come on, just sit down? 540 00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:11,570 Sit down! 541 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:12,540 Come on, another round. 542 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:15,090 - Let me at least pay this time. - Hey, put your money away. 543 00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:19,400 I don't know about you, 544 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,570 but I'm not on board with this make-under. 545 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,090 How'd you become a stylist? 546 00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:24,700 You have to have good taste 547 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,590 so celebrities want your opinion. 548 00:21:26,590 --> 00:21:28,540 Do any celebrities want yours? 549 00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:30,580 Well, they will eventually. 550 00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:14,640 Enough with the questions! 551 00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:28,690 Up to you, but I'd lose the towel. 552 00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:30,360 It's not good for your pores. 553 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,980 Hey, you know, I'm feeling, I'm feeling okay. 554 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:33,690 Your choice. After this, 555 00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:36,410 a quick plunge in the cold pool and massages. 556 00:22:36,410 --> 00:22:38,040 Space is limited, so be sure to tell me 557 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,530 who you want as your couples massage partner, 558 00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:42,650 while I grab us some cucumber water. 559 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,140 Okay, dude. 560 00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:49,350 Dude, what the hell? 561 00:22:49,350 --> 00:22:50,150 This is weird, dude. 562 00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:52,380 No, no, no, wait, we left weird back at his apartment. 563 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:54,770 This is way past weird. 564 00:22:54,770 --> 00:22:56,190 I know, but what am I supposed to do? 565 00:22:56,190 --> 00:22:58,220 Get rid of your crazy father-in-law. 566 00:22:58,230 --> 00:22:59,780 Look, obviously I don't want Rogelio here. 567 00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:01,290 I don't want to hurt his feelings. 568 00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:07,670 Rogelio, I'm sorry. 569 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,630 No-no apology necessary. 570 00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:13,720 I will take my leave so you can start having fun. 571 00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:20,940 Hey, Rogelio, I am so sorry. I feel terrible. 572 00:23:21,670 --> 00:23:23,060 If you didn't want me at your party, 573 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:24,440 then why did you invite me? 574 00:23:26,730 --> 00:23:27,760 I never meant to. 575 00:23:30,490 --> 00:23:32,320 When you found about it and-and wanted to come, 576 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,480 I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 577 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,180 And then you ran with it, making this whole night. 578 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,600 Your friends weren't making any plans. 579 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,290 I wanted it to be special. 580 00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:39,390 I know. 581 00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:41,160 I thought you like being pampered. 582 00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:42,390 Men these days. 583 00:23:42,390 --> 00:23:44,640 They don't take enough time for themselves. 584 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,940 It's not about the spa. 585 00:23:47,870 --> 00:23:50,900 Having you here, it changes the dynamic with my friends. 586 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,590 But we're friends! 587 00:23:52,590 --> 00:23:54,310 #Brogelios4Life. 588 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:56,530 We are, but we're also about to be family, 589 00:23:56,530 --> 00:23:58,120 and you know, that changes things. 590 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,890 They can't tell funny stories and have them be inappropriate 591 00:24:00,890 --> 00:24:02,740 while my wife's dad is around, you know? 592 00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:05,080 Yeah, I understand. 593 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,900 If I were a normal dad. 594 00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:09,100 But I'm a cool dad. 595 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:11,470 You can be inappropriate around me, I swear. 596 00:24:13,850 --> 00:24:15,820 Okay, we-- I mean, all right. 597 00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:17,890 You know that story with the Redneck Riviera? 598 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,630 When you ate the worm? Hilarious. 599 00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:21,240 Yeah, and after that, 600 00:24:21,730 --> 00:24:24,540 we went to a strip club where we met 601 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:26,820 a stripper named Jane and her twin sister, 602 00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:28,850 - and she showed us... - Enough, stop it! 603 00:24:28,850 --> 00:24:30,730 - I'm sorry. - ?I get it. I get it. 604 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:32,020 You've made your point. 605 00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:33,410 I'll cancel the massages 606 00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:35,540 so you can go to a bar with your friends 607 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:38,800 and talk about things I never want to hear about again. 608 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,530 Okay, let's get out of the pool... 609 00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:42,310 Wait, wait, wait, I-I mean, 610 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,340 I'm not really in a bar mood right now-- are you? 611 00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:48,720 I mean, we go to bars, like, every night. 612 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,090 Yeah, and a two-hour massage, bro, sounds kind of cool. 613 00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:53,830 Fine, yeah, yeah. 614 00:24:53,830 --> 00:24:56,320 We'll, uh, we'll get the massages. 615 00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:57,900 Relax. 616 00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:59,610 We got this. 617 00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:02,120 Okay, repeat the plan back to me just to make sure. 618 00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:03,080 You go. 619 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,480 I thought you were listening. 620 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,700 I listened last time. 621 00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:06,990 Okay, both of you, listen! 622 00:25:07,650 --> 00:25:09,160 One of you says you have a personal emergency 623 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,440 and you need to borrow Professor Blake's phone 624 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,990 because both of your phones are dead, 625 00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:13,820 then one of you stays with him 626 00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:15,240 while the other one goes to make the call 627 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,660 and deletes the voice mail, 628 00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:19,150 then you return the phone to Professor Blake and you slip out. 629 00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:21,050 - One champagne. - No champagne! 630 00:25:21,050 --> 00:25:24,150 Calm down, calm down, we got this. This is easy. 631 00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:26,790 Yeah, it's like taking candy from a baby. 632 00:25:28,470 --> 00:25:30,180 Or leaving your babies. 633 00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:32,520 Honestly, I don't know what's more shocking. 634 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,360 Petra abandoning her children 635 00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:36,770 or Petra taking a bus. 636 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,070 Can't believe how much I like this. 637 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,040 You-you never had a massage? 638 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:43,880 No. 639 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,950 Well, they are very relaxing. 640 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,040 So, Ro? 641 00:25:59,490 --> 00:26:00,620 Is everything cool with us? 642 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:03,020 Yes, I understand what you're saying. 643 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,490 There should be a certain amount 644 00:26:04,490 --> 00:26:07,690 of decorum between father-in-law and son-in-law. 645 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,060 I don't need to hear everything. 646 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:12,220 Okay, but the thing is, 647 00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:15,590 you did hear about the strippers or whatever. 648 00:26:15,590 --> 00:26:17,620 Does that change the way you feel about me? 649 00:26:17,630 --> 00:26:18,480 What? 650 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,950 Of course not. 651 00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:21,830 Okay, good. 652 00:26:22,610 --> 00:26:23,600 I was worried. 653 00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:26,970 You were? 654 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,650 Of course. 655 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,270 What you think really matters to me. 656 00:26:32,910 --> 00:26:34,170 More than anything. 657 00:26:34,570 --> 00:26:35,520 I mean... 658 00:26:36,650 --> 00:26:38,050 I'm marrying your daughter. 659 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,980 You're massaging my heart right now, Michael Cordero. 660 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,930 Looks like this massage has a happy ending after all! 661 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,590 And just for the record, 662 00:26:51,590 --> 00:26:54,540 I couldn't imagine anyone better for Jane. 663 00:26:55,670 --> 00:26:57,550 You are my dream man. 664 00:26:58,810 --> 00:26:59,850 This is a nightmare. 665 00:26:59,850 --> 00:27:02,300 Here, this will take the edge off waiting. 666 00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:03,490 I can't believe this is happening! 667 00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:04,410 We got it! 668 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,850 Piece of cake! You took it? 669 00:27:06,850 --> 00:27:08,640 We figured we'd let you do the honors. 670 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,860 Fine, give me that. 671 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,400 Oh, yes, it doesn't require a code. 672 00:27:12,570 --> 00:27:13,620 Sucker. 673 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,300 Found my voice mail. 674 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,970 He didn't listen! Yes! 675 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:19,840 What is that? 676 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,560 - His wallet. - What?! 677 00:27:22,630 --> 00:27:23,270 What is it doing? 678 00:27:23,270 --> 00:27:24,900 Oh, he has Find My Phone! 679 00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:26,590 - What?! - ?Ditch it, quick! 680 00:27:26,650 --> 00:27:27,470 ?No! 681 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,190 Now! ? 682 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,470 - No! - For our blog! 683 00:27:33,470 --> 00:27:34,180 Leave it. 684 00:27:35,110 --> 00:27:36,150 Run! Run! 685 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:45,970 We really did it! I can't believe we did it! 686 00:27:45,970 --> 00:27:47,030 Me neither. 687 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,460 Now let's get back to partying! 688 00:27:48,670 --> 00:27:49,480 Wait, where's my mom? 689 00:27:49,490 --> 00:27:51,830 - She went back to get the phones. - What phones? 690 00:27:51,830 --> 00:27:54,320 I guess she left her purse with our phones in the bar? 691 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,030 - What? - Except yours! 692 00:27:56,030 --> 00:27:58,010 So we got her an Uber and she's on it. 693 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,540 Chad's on the lookout. 694 00:28:03,570 --> 00:28:04,830 And that's when... 695 00:28:04,830 --> 00:28:06,100 Your fianc¨¦. 696 00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:08,100 ...she saw him. 697 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,620 And he saw her. 698 00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:15,360 Did you hear back from your mom? 699 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,670 No, not yet. 700 00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:18,690 God, your skin looks amazing. 701 00:28:18,690 --> 00:28:19,650 Spasibo. ? 702 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,340 That's thank you in Russian. 703 00:28:21,340 --> 00:28:22,870 - Fancy. - ?I know. 704 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:24,780 ?Oh, please, please, please. 705 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:26,140 Finally. 706 00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:29,920 Ah... ?I got this. 707 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:37,260 Don't worry, I'm in charge of your mom. 708 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,310 Really? 709 00:28:38,310 --> 00:28:39,170 Really. 710 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,840 Good news, bachelors and bachelorettes, 711 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,080 everyone is down for an after-party at the Marbella. 712 00:28:47,130 --> 00:28:48,060 Should we do it? 713 00:28:48,090 --> 00:28:48,970 I don't know. 714 00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:52,940 Do you want to? 715 00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:54,140 I wouldn't mind a drink. 716 00:28:59,790 --> 00:29:00,970 Last night of freedom, right? 717 00:29:00,970 --> 00:29:02,040 Let's do it. 718 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,080 And do it, they did! 719 00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:17,020 I am on it, I am on it! 720 00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:23,130 I might have not gone to college, 721 00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:26,380 but at least I can dance, okay? 722 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,900 Why are you being so mean? 723 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:30,600 Oh, my God, Angela's been so rude to me all night! 724 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,890 What are you talking about? 725 00:29:32,890 --> 00:29:35,190 - Asking questions... - ?That's Angela! 726 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,990 That's why we call her Weird Angela. 727 00:29:36,990 --> 00:29:38,240 I thought you said she was brilliant. 728 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,380 She is, and weird. Angela? 729 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:42,100 - No! No! - ?Yes! 730 00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:46,810 Angela, Lina would like to apologize to you. 731 00:29:48,350 --> 00:29:50,530 I'm sorry if I was rude to you tonight. 732 00:29:50,530 --> 00:29:51,800 When were you rude? 733 00:29:54,030 --> 00:29:55,270 ?Who's thirsty? 734 00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:56,640 Should I? I'm pretty wasted. 735 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,710 I just texted your mom. 736 00:29:57,710 --> 00:29:59,100 She's pulling into the hotel. 737 00:29:59,140 --> 00:30:00,010 Do it. 738 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,450 It is going down! 739 00:30:12,450 --> 00:30:13,110 Yeah? 740 00:30:13,110 --> 00:30:14,270 Yeah! ? 741 00:30:16,070 --> 00:30:18,470 Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor 742 00:30:18,470 --> 00:30:20,620 and privilege to welcome to the stage 743 00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:23,500 the Queen of Miami, the Boss of the Beach, 744 00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:26,280 the Maiden of the Marbella... 745 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:30,850 it's Sweet Lady Jane! 746 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,150 ♪ First things first, I'm Sweet Lady Jane ♪ 747 00:30:36,150 --> 00:30:38,280 ♪ And I'm-a drop lyrics so sick, they insane ♪ 748 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,410 ♪ Got the 305 and I'm bringing the pain ♪ 749 00:30:40,410 --> 00:30:42,710 ♪ Got the fly boys screamin' "That's Sweet Lady Jane" ♪ 750 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,860 ♪ Got a secret for y'all: it's my last night of freedom ♪ 751 00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:47,080 ♪ I'm like Don Quixote and I'm finding my kingdom ♪ 752 00:30:47,090 --> 00:30:49,260 ♪ Got my king by side 'cause this queen likes to ride ♪ 753 00:30:49,260 --> 00:30:52,510 ♪ Far away from the baby mama drama drama drama drama... ♪ 754 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,870 At least, that's what happened in her head. 755 00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:57,660 In reality... Jane was really wasted. 756 00:30:57,660 --> 00:30:59,240 So it was more like this. 757 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,070 ♪ Y'all say... ♪ 758 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:03,610 The point was, 759 00:31:03,610 --> 00:31:04,930 she lost control. 760 00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:07,810 ♪ I love you like you love me... ♪ 761 00:31:07,930 --> 00:31:09,790 ♪ Yo. Yo. ♪ 762 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,130 ♪ It's gotta be great ♪ 763 00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:12,450 ♪ I cannot wait ♪ 764 00:31:12,450 --> 00:31:14,730 ♪ I wanna rock, I wanna roll ♪ 765 00:31:14,730 --> 00:31:16,180 ♪ I wanna be so gangster ♪ 766 00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:19,380 ♪ I'm gonna go slow, real slow... ♪ 767 00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:24,520 Oh, dear. 768 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,850 Someone seems to be having regrets. 769 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,240 Wait a second. 770 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,710 I wasn't awful. 771 00:31:34,070 --> 00:31:34,690 So awful. 772 00:31:34,690 --> 00:31:35,770 Oh, no! 773 00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:38,880 Lina, um, a-as your friend, I feel lele it's my duty to let you know 774 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,680 that guy Chad, who you like, he's out in the hall, and... 775 00:31:45,350 --> 00:31:47,870 Oh, my God. You have got to be kidding me. 776 00:31:49,390 --> 00:31:50,360 Mom? 777 00:31:51,630 --> 00:31:53,560 Wait, Lina, wait. 778 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:56,110 Jane, I'm sorry. 779 00:31:56,110 --> 00:31:58,700 This is why I didn't want you at my bachelorette party. 780 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,200 Because I knew this would happen. 781 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,050 I knew you would act like a drunk sorority girl. 782 00:32:03,050 --> 00:32:04,970 Wait. That's not fair. 783 00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:05,930 You're right. 784 00:32:06,130 --> 00:32:07,380 It's not fair! 785 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:10,110 You know why I'm such a control freak, Mom? 786 00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:13,900 Because I grew up with you, and you are so out of control! 787 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,370 I am so sorry. 788 00:32:27,370 --> 00:32:28,360 No. 789 00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:30,670 He was clearly a jerk. 790 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,380 It's better I know now. 791 00:32:32,730 --> 00:32:33,770 Are you okay? 792 00:32:34,010 --> 00:32:35,190 I think this... 793 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,750 and the Angela thing... 794 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,580 It's like, you're getting married, 795 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:41,900 you have a kid, 796 00:32:41,910 --> 00:32:43,950 and I'm happy for you, I am. 797 00:32:43,950 --> 00:32:44,950 I know. 798 00:32:44,950 --> 00:32:45,920 But it just makes me think 799 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,950 how everything is moving forward for you, 800 00:32:47,950 --> 00:32:51,240 but I'm still sort of lost. 801 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,650 I don't want to be at the Marbella forever. 802 00:32:54,650 --> 00:32:55,910 And you won't be. 803 00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,770 Do you want to make a list? 804 00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:02,340 What kind of list? 805 00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:04,730 Well, just like a five-point action item list. 806 00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:07,200 Don't worry, it's, like, the most basic type of list. 807 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:07,860 Oh, my God, 808 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:10,650 - you have different types of lists? ?- Of course. 809 00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:11,930 ?Hey, if you want to be a stylist, 810 00:33:11,930 --> 00:33:13,570 you gotta come up with a plan, right? 811 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,480 Okay. Let's do it. 812 00:33:16,190 --> 00:33:18,970 And my mom owes you an apology, of course. 813 00:33:18,970 --> 00:33:21,850 No. It's like she helped me, kind of. 814 00:33:21,850 --> 00:33:23,760 Seeing that... you know? I don't know. 815 00:33:24,430 --> 00:33:27,320 It's like a cautionary tale, right? 816 00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:38,370 I know. 817 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:51,840 I messed up, Ma. 818 00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:55,330 I really messed up. 819 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,550 No... 820 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:26,710 What the hell? 821 00:34:26,710 --> 00:34:28,310 Oh, we all got them. Bam! 822 00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:30,950 Oh, no! 823 00:34:30,950 --> 00:34:31,800 Yep. 824 00:34:31,950 --> 00:34:33,320 Oh, my God... 825 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,450 Yeah. ? 826 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,290 Oh, I'm still drunk. 827 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:39,280 I know. 828 00:34:41,690 --> 00:34:43,490 But can I say something? 829 00:34:45,590 --> 00:34:48,570 I love you so much. 830 00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:50,750 So, I guess we're back to gushing levels. 831 00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:54,010 And I'm not just gushing because I'm drunk, 832 00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:56,340 I'm gushing because... 833 00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:00,930 I've been having trouble with my vows. 834 00:35:01,290 --> 00:35:02,420 Distilling what to say. 835 00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:05,980 And tonight I realized 836 00:35:06,470 --> 00:35:07,490 it's simple. 837 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,010 With you... 838 00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:13,510 You make me feel safe, 839 00:35:14,670 --> 00:35:16,000 in the best way. 840 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,970 And my mom kept telling me to lose control, 841 00:35:22,270 --> 00:35:25,840 but I couldn't until you got here. 842 00:35:27,130 --> 00:35:29,250 Because I know you're watching over me. 843 00:35:29,970 --> 00:35:32,980 Instead of me always having to watch over everyone else. 844 00:35:33,530 --> 00:35:35,780 So tonight is not my last night of freedom, 845 00:35:35,780 --> 00:35:39,000 it's my first night of freedom. 846 00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:45,520 And that's what I'm going to put in my vows. 847 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,100 Minus the whole "Mom out of control" Part. 848 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,030 Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that. 849 00:35:51,590 --> 00:35:54,770 I've been feeling a little stuck, and I, 850 00:35:54,770 --> 00:35:58,020 and I figured out why during my massage. 851 00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:01,100 I realized that some things 852 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:03,150 are only meant for certain people to hear. 853 00:36:03,150 --> 00:36:05,100 Redneck Riviera, for example-- 854 00:36:05,290 --> 00:36:06,920 not a story for fathers-in-law. 855 00:36:06,930 --> 00:36:09,030 And when it comes to my feelings for you... 856 00:36:10,070 --> 00:36:12,940 you're the only person that I want to share those with. 857 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:15,270 So I was wondering if... 858 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,230 maybe we didn't put the vows in the program... 859 00:36:18,890 --> 00:36:21,750 but instead I told you them right now. 860 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:22,700 Yes. 861 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,430 Yes, please. 862 00:36:31,030 --> 00:36:31,980 Jane... 863 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:32,910 Yeah? 864 00:36:34,890 --> 00:36:37,730 Sorry, but remember, he wants these to be private. 865 00:36:38,990 --> 00:36:40,880 You'll just have to take my word for it-- 866 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,770 they were perfect. 867 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:55,990 Thank you. And I am so sorry again 868 00:36:56,090 --> 00:36:58,420 for waking them up when I got in last night. 869 00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:13,530 I-I get a warrant, he knows you told me about it. 870 00:37:13,530 --> 00:37:14,690 So don't get a warrant. 871 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,190 Oh, come on, Michael. 872 00:37:18,730 --> 00:37:20,880 We both know you're not above bending the rules. 873 00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:22,170 Those days are over. 874 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,340 It's all got to be by the book now. 875 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,750 So apparently, Rafael took matters into his own hands, 876 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:31,380 and he got proof that his brother was telling the truth. 877 00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:32,720 Thanks for letting me crash. 878 00:37:34,410 --> 00:37:36,150 - You okay? - ?Yeah. 879 00:37:36,650 --> 00:37:37,370 Yeah. 880 00:37:37,370 --> 00:37:39,180 For the first time, he trusts you. 881 00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:40,910 Sorry, I'm just... Are you hungry? 882 00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:42,830 Yeah. ?Here, let's get some food, huh? 883 00:37:42,830 --> 00:37:44,130 I'll pull up a menu. 884 00:37:44,730 --> 00:37:45,940 What's that e-mail? 885 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,320 From the bank? 886 00:37:49,230 --> 00:37:50,190 Oh, my God. 887 00:37:50,190 --> 00:37:51,000 What? 888 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:53,520 Did I buy stock last night? 889 00:37:53,580 --> 00:37:54,630 I don't know, man. 890 00:37:54,630 --> 00:37:56,400 - It's all kind of a blur. - Yeah. 891 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,030 Oh, my God, I did. 892 00:37:59,540 --> 00:38:00,740 And I just... 893 00:38:00,740 --> 00:38:02,740 made $5 million. 894 00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:04,080 Okay. Wow. 895 00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:08,420 Uh... so we should probably get our stories straight, right? 896 00:38:08,630 --> 00:38:09,640 What do you mean? 897 00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:12,040 Well, Brandon knew they had the patent... 898 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,270 before they announced it this morning. 899 00:38:14,270 --> 00:38:16,660 You mean like... insider trading? 900 00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:18,590 I'm sorry, I... I thought you knew. 901 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:21,490 That's why... I didn't want you to invest. 902 00:38:22,670 --> 00:38:27,090 And from one mess to another. 903 00:38:34,030 --> 00:38:37,390 Hey. Pastelitos. 904 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,660 Ah, yes. 905 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,490 An old family tradition. 906 00:38:43,770 --> 00:38:46,190 Pastelitos from Isidoro's. 907 00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:51,040 I'm sorry about last night. 908 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,460 I-I was out of control. 909 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:56,580 It's just that you're turning 21. 910 00:38:56,780 --> 00:38:58,390 And you're getting married. 911 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,110 You're an adult now. 912 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,910 And what that does to me... 913 00:39:01,910 --> 00:39:04,380 What that does to me-- well, 914 00:39:05,090 --> 00:39:07,930 it makes me feel old, for one. 915 00:39:07,930 --> 00:39:09,690 And it makes me realize... 916 00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:12,120 that my big job is done. 917 00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:13,850 Being a mom, 918 00:39:14,260 --> 00:39:17,510 it's the only thing I've been really successful at. 919 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,430 And it makes me wonder... 920 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:23,360 what am I doing with my life? 921 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:27,630 A-And I just realized that I... 922 00:39:28,340 --> 00:39:30,340 have to figure it out, you know? 923 00:39:31,890 --> 00:39:32,980 So I will. 924 00:39:33,210 --> 00:39:34,520 And I'm sorry. 925 00:39:34,860 --> 00:39:36,010 It's okay, Mom. 926 00:39:36,550 --> 00:39:37,770 I know it's hard. 927 00:39:37,870 --> 00:39:39,160 And I'm sorry. 928 00:39:39,430 --> 00:39:41,460 And maybe it was Jane's hangover 929 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:45,030 or the fact that it was the same apology xo had given 930 00:39:45,030 --> 00:39:47,170 four years before and four years before that, 931 00:39:47,190 --> 00:39:49,270 but this time Jane said... 932 00:39:49,270 --> 00:39:50,790 I don't want your apology, Mom. 933 00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:53,190 I want you to grow up. 934 00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:55,750 What are you talking about? I'm plenty grown up. 935 00:39:55,750 --> 00:39:58,960 We've been having the same conversation for years. 936 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,040 At this point, I should remind you 937 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,520 that Jane didn't lose control very often. 938 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,500 And I've had it. 939 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:08,000 Enough with all the excuses and the apologies. 940 00:40:08,110 --> 00:40:09,170 At this point 941 00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:11,020 you are just a cautionary tale. 942 00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:14,160 But when she did, it was epic. 943 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,240 Which brings us back to Petra. 944 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,760 It should be noted that Petra, too, 945 00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:36,330 rarely lost control. 946 00:40:43,580 --> 00:40:44,560 Oh, my God. 947 00:40:45,150 --> 00:40:47,660 My long-lost sister! It's you! 948 00:40:48,060 --> 00:40:49,330 It's really you! 949 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:55,760 Then again, that isn't Petra.