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I have a question
about Batman.
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Batman is a man
who dresses up like a bat.
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Man-bat is a part man,
part bat hybrid.
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Now,
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if Man-Bat dressed up as a man
to fight crime,
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would he be Man-Batman?
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No, he'd be Bat-Man-Bat.
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But wouldn't Man-Batman
just be a Batman
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that was bitten by
a radioactive man?
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But Batman is a man.
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You're talking about a man who
would have the powers of a man.
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That's just Man-Man.
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Well, isn't Man-Man just Man?
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But what if Man-Man
dressed as a bat?
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Well, that's just Batman.
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No, if a man dresses as a bat,
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that's Batman,
but if Man-Man dresses as a bat,
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that's Batman-Man.
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So does that answer
your question?
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Oh, I haven't asked it yet.
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Oh, that's Claire.
Got to run.
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I thought you were back
with Emily.
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Uh, actually I'm...
seeing both of them.
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You mean like through their
window from behind a bush?
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No, I'm actually dating
two women.
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Later.
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Really?
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The guy who for years
couldn't even talk to women
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is suddenly going out
with two of them?
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- How is that possible?
- I know.
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Scientists have tried
to reproduce it
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with computational models,
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but, in each case,
the world blows up.
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Seriously, that guy's
dating two women?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x21 ♪
The Viewing Party Combustion
Original Air Date on April 2
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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What, why did you get
a party sub?
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People are coming over;
it looked fun.
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Well, we're only watching
Game of Thrones.
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A party sub implies
it's a party.
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Your attendance implies
it's not.
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I like a party
as much as the next man,
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as long as the next man
doesn't like a party.
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Oh, by the way,
don't forget,
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tomorrow is our quarterly
Roommate Agreement meeting.
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Oh, Sheldon, we don't
need a meeting
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every three months.
Hmm?
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Well, it sounds like the kind of
thing one would bring up
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at a quarterly
Roommate Agreement meeting.
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Lucky for you it's tomorrow.
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Oh, you know what?
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I'm not going.
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Well, you have to go.
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It's Penny's first time leading
the Pledge of Allegiance.
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This meeting is a waste of time.
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Whether we make the switch
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from Post Raisin Bran
to Kellogg's Raisin Bran
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should not require
parliamentary procedure.
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You realize one of them
has sugar on the raisins.
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You're the only one
who eats them!
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And yet you get to weigh in.
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Democracy... it's pretty cool,
isn't it?
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I'm not going;
you can't make me.
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Well, we'll just see about that.
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What is the problem?
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He says he's not coming
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to the Roommate Agreement
meeting tomorrow.
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Well, why the hell did
I memorize the Pledge?
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You have fun.
I will not be attending.
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Oh, fine.
We don't have to have
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a Roommate Agreement meeting
if you don't want to.
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- Thank you. - Of course,
it will require a vote.
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Unfortunately, my official gavel
is in my bedroom,
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but luckily,
I have my travel gavel.
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You're being ridiculous.
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There's a motion on the floor,
"I'm ridiculous."
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Do we have a second?
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Hmm? Hmm?
There is no second.
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The motion is denied.
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Next time, make sure
you have the votes first.
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That was embarrassing.
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Can you please
talk to him?
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Well, why are you
fighting him on this?
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Because I am tired of him
always getting his way.
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We don't need a stupid meeting.
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We don't even need
a Roommate Agreement,
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and I hope that sandwich
does cause a party!
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Well, I will still
come to your meeting.
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Well, I should hope so.
Tomorrow's picture day.
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Why are you
taking his side?
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Because it's
important to him,
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and when we signed the Roommate
Agreement, we made a deal.
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Y-You keep talking like that,
you're gonna make color guard.
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Man, I'm worn out.
I know.
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Imagine if we were
actually moving.
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No, it's just, ever since I
started dating Claire and Emily
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at the same time,
it's exhausting.
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You're exhausted?
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Try folding every five pages
in a pregnancy book
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so your wife thinks you read it.
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But, dude, you're so lucky.
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Getting to stay home at night
with the woman you love.
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I guess I am lucky.
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You are, because
dating two women,
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I mean, I can't even remember
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the last time I slept
in my own apartment.
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I wake up and I'm like, "Am I at
Claire's or am I at Emily's?
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Is there a third girl
I've forgotten about?"
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Like...
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"Where am I?"
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Hey, Raj.
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Hey, how's the mommy-to-be?
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Good. A little tired.
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I feel you. I've been
dating multiple women.
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You sure you don't
want to come
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watch Game of
Thrones with us?
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You guys have fun.
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I'm just gonna snuggle up
in bed with a book.
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Oh, that sounds great...
a bed to yourself.
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Can't even remember
what that's like.
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Are you up-to-date
on Game of Thrones?
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Mm, I think so.
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Dragons, snow zombies,
and all the hot guys are dead.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Theon Greyjoy
looks pretty good
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for a guy who had his
genitals cut off.
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: Uh-oh,
somebody's still pouting.
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Leave me alone.
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If it's because
you lost a stick,
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I know where it went.
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Not funny.
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You know you're gonna
make up with him.
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Can we just skip to that part?
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Oh, of course, because
I'm the only adult around here.
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Really? The only adult?
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- Yeah, that's right.
- You know, excuse me.
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Tonight I'll be watching
a show rated M.A.,
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and that stands for
"Mature Audiences," buster.
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All right, you would
think "the only adult"
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wouldn't let something silly
ruin our entire night.
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And I'd think you'd understand
why I'm annoyed.
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All this could be avoided if
you'd just come to the meeting.
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I don't want to.
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Oh, it's just a meeting.
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One simple meeting.
Stop saying "meeting"!
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♪ Meeting, meeting, bo-beeting ♪
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♪ Banana-fana, fo-feeting ♪
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♪ Fee-fi mo-meeting... ♪
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I brought
my famous spinach dip.
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Yo, Amy, just one second.
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♪ Meeting. ♪
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I'm not sure if I'm hoping
for a boy or a girl.
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I mean, if it's a boy,
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I'm gonna have to teach him
to play catch.
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Which means
I'm gonna have to Google
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"How to play catch."
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If it's a girl, I mean...
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they're so innocent and...
you know how guys are.
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Totally, guys are the worst.
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I mean, look at me.
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I let Emily make me a frittata
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and I kept the leftovers
in Claire's fridge that night.
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I'm such a dog.
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There you go again.
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I'm sorry, have I been
complaining about it too much?
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Actually, what you're doing is
pretending to complain,
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but really trying to brag.
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How could you say that?
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: "Oh,
I wish could enjoy a cup of tea
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without a naked girl
bouncing up and down on me."
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I never said that.
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"Don't you hate it when you
can't remember whose bra it is
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you found wedged in your couch?"
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Okay, that I said.
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But that's a real problem!
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You give a girl
another woman's bra,
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and you will not be
having sex with her that night.
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Maybe the other girl,
but not her.
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What's going on with him?
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Oh, he's all
bent out of shape
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about having
a Roommate Agreement meeting.
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Apparently, perfect attendance
isn't cool anymore.
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Don't worry,
he'll come around.
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Well, I get why he's annoyed.
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Well, then you don't
understand what's happening.
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See...
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Leonard refused to participate
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in a mandatory quarterly
Roommate Agreement meeting.
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This is what a generation raised
on Bart Simpson looks like.
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You love The Simpsons.
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I love Lisa Simpson.
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Well, I know how he feels.
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I never enjoyed our
Relationship Agreement meetings.
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Wait.
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You were pretending?
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Sorry.
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No!
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I don't believe you.
I could tell.
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"Oh, Sheldon,
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"I never thought
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"re-filing a matter
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in a standing subcommittee
could be so fascinating."
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Hmm, what do you think?
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You don't know?
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Hey, did I say
something to upset you?
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No, I'm fine.
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Really? Because usually
we walk side by side,
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and I just went up
two flights of stairs
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staring at your bottom.
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Just drop it.
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Okay, I think I see
what's happening here.
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You're jealous of me.
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Oh, please.
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What could you possibly have
that I would be jealous of?
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It's not what I have, it's how
many people I'm having it with.
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Come on, Sheldon, we'll watch
Game of Thrones over here.
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- Gladly.
- Oh, good, go.
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You know, it'll be nice
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to watch an episode
without someone saying,
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"I read the books.
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Don't get too fond
of this character."
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It's not always
because they die.
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In one case, it's because
they've become involved
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with underground tree people
from the dawn of time.
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Yeah, but I won't
say who it is.
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It's Bran!
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Wait, what is going on?
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Leonard's being a jerk,
so we're gonna watch over here,
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Do you guys want
to watch with us?
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As long as I don't
have to watch with him.
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Fine, I don't want to
watch with you either.
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I'll go over here.
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Why do you get to pick?
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Okay, then you go there!
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Don't tell me where to go!
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Howard, just come in here.
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Yeah, come on, Raj.
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Wait, did Amy make
her spinach dip?
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She did.
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And I'm gonna eat it all!
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So what the hell happened?
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Oh, I just ran out of patience
with Sheldon's nonsense.
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Tell me about it.
I've had it with Raj, too.
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You know, like women, men have
a monthly hormone cycle.
253
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Dips in testosterone
can cause irritability.
254
00:10:28,143 --> 00:10:29,643
Interesting.
255
00:10:29,645 --> 00:10:34,414
Maybe my male cycle synced up
with Raj's actual period.
256
00:10:36,018 --> 00:10:39,553
If Sheldon's testosterone
dipped, he'd become a butterfly.
257
00:10:40,322 --> 00:10:42,589
Oh.
258
00:10:42,591 --> 00:10:45,459
Maybe someone's here
to apologize.
259
00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:47,995
Hey, Leonard.
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Stuart.
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00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,066
Uh...
262
00:10:54,803 --> 00:10:57,571
Is this not a dress-up party?
263
00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,339
No.
264
00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:04,311
Was it ever a dress-up party?
265
00:11:04,313 --> 00:11:06,713
No.
266
00:11:06,715 --> 00:11:09,950
Howard, didn't you tell me
it was a dress-up party?
267
00:11:09,952 --> 00:11:12,486
Yeah.
268
00:11:22,297 --> 00:11:25,999
I was told this is where to go
if I'm mad at Howard.
269
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:31,571
May I take your cloak?
270
00:11:31,573 --> 00:11:33,206
Thanks.
271
00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:37,044
This thing kept getting caught
in the chain of my bike.
272
00:11:37,046 --> 00:11:39,379
Well, I'll catch you up.
273
00:11:39,381 --> 00:11:42,382
Uh, Penny is angry at Leonard,
Leonard's angry at me and Penny,
274
00:11:42,384 --> 00:11:44,051
I'm angry at Leonard and Amy,
275
00:11:44,053 --> 00:11:45,619
Raj is angry at Howard,
276
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,821
and I'm angry
at George R.R. Martin
277
00:11:47,823 --> 00:11:50,624
'cause there are no new books
for me to spoil for Leonard.
278
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:54,394
So what happened
with you and Howard?
279
00:11:54,396 --> 00:11:55,896
Says I was talking too much
280
00:11:55,898 --> 00:11:57,230
about dating Claire and Emily,
281
00:11:57,232 --> 00:11:59,666
and I accused him
of being jealous.
282
00:11:59,668 --> 00:12:01,134
I'm jealous.
283
00:12:01,136 --> 00:12:02,736
Closest I've come
to dating two women
284
00:12:02,738 --> 00:12:05,338
was that time I dated one woman.
285
00:12:09,211 --> 00:12:11,445
I don't know how
you put up with it.
286
00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:13,447
He's impossible.
I mean, holding a meeting
287
00:12:13,449 --> 00:12:16,283
to decide what
breakfast cereal we should buy.
288
00:12:16,285 --> 00:12:19,986
Yeah. Cap'n Crunch
with Crunch Berries, move on.
289
00:12:19,988 --> 00:12:23,890
Anyway, Amy, thank you
for sticking up for me.
290
00:12:23,892 --> 00:12:27,260
Oh, I honestly
couldn't care less.
291
00:12:27,262 --> 00:12:28,995
Sorry?
292
00:12:28,997 --> 00:12:31,298
Well, I just took your side
'cause sometimes I get annoyed
293
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:32,866
at how close Sheldon
and Penny are.
294
00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:35,869
Well, they argue all the time.
295
00:12:35,871 --> 00:12:37,104
They aren't that close.
296
00:12:37,106 --> 00:12:39,272
Who's always comforting
him when he's upset?
297
00:12:39,274 --> 00:12:41,441
Penny, but...
Who's the only one
298
00:12:41,443 --> 00:12:43,210
who can make him take his
medicine when he's sick?
299
00:12:43,212 --> 00:12:45,178
I try to hide it
in his peanut butter,
300
00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:47,047
but he spits it out.
301
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:49,850
Okay.
302
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,752
And did you know she
has him add things
303
00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:53,987
to the Roommate Agreement
so she can get her way
304
00:12:53,989 --> 00:12:55,989
and not fight
with you about it?
305
00:12:55,991 --> 00:12:58,258
Son of a bitch.
306
00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:05,265
Why is that funny?
307
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:07,300
I don't know.
I like the pain of others.
308
00:13:09,071 --> 00:13:11,671
Oh, well,
then you'll enjoy this.
309
00:13:11,673 --> 00:13:14,608
Bernadette does the same thing
with you and Koothrappali.
310
00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:15,575
No, she doesn't.
311
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,477
She defends him all the time.
312
00:13:17,479 --> 00:13:18,779
She does not.
313
00:13:18,781 --> 00:13:20,080
Who told you
to stop making
314
00:13:20,082 --> 00:13:22,215
all those Gandhi
jokes about him?
315
00:13:22,217 --> 00:13:24,885
Well, she did.
316
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,454
And human resources.
317
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,258
Who do you think
told Koothrappali
318
00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:33,126
to go to human resources?
319
00:13:34,029 --> 00:13:36,930
Son of a bitch.
320
00:13:38,801 --> 00:13:41,668
You're right, it feels good.
321
00:13:43,372 --> 00:13:46,840
All right,
it's almost game time.
322
00:13:46,842 --> 00:13:47,808
Get it?
323
00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:50,610
Game of Thrones, game time?
324
00:13:52,447 --> 00:13:54,681
Two women, huh?
325
00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:00,153
Oh, perhaps it's Amy
coming to her senses.
326
00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:03,557
- What's up?
- You know,
327
00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:05,592
you don't need to use Sheldon
to get your way with me
328
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:06,827
in a dumb
Roommate Agreement.
329
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:07,761
Where'd you get that from?
330
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:08,695
From Amy.
331
00:14:08,697 --> 00:14:11,264
Ugh. Amy, why did you
tell him that?
332
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:14,434
Because you were defending
Sheldon like you always do.
333
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:15,769
I don't always
defend Sheldon.
334
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,771
Oh, yes, you do.
You know you have a weird
335
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:20,774
brother-sister-Elliott-E.T.
relationship with him.
336
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,710
What about your weird
relationship with him?
337
00:14:23,712 --> 00:14:24,744
That's different.
338
00:14:24,746 --> 00:14:26,213
I'm like the little girl
in Poltergeist
339
00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:28,248
and he's the creepy thing
in the TV.
340
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,884
Um, guys?
341
00:14:30,886 --> 00:14:33,186
Were there any nuts
in that food?
342
00:14:33,188 --> 00:14:35,188
I don't think so. Why?
Well...
343
00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:37,991
just a feeling.
344
00:14:46,536 --> 00:14:48,436
It just said
"Italian sub."
345
00:14:48,438 --> 00:14:51,505
I had no idea mortadella
has pistachios in it.
346
00:14:51,507 --> 00:14:53,774
Interesting fact:
347
00:14:53,776 --> 00:14:58,246
In Italian, the "morta"
in "mortadella" means death.
348
00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:01,749
Sheldon.
349
00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:05,519
I didn't say "fun" fact.
I'm not a monster.
350
00:15:05,521 --> 00:15:07,488
He's gonna be okay.
351
00:15:08,358 --> 00:15:11,158
Now it's a fun fact.
352
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,595
Boy, stuff like this really
puts things in perspective.
353
00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:16,297
Why are you
dressed like that?
354
00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:19,200
Oh, uh, Howard thought
it'd be funny
355
00:15:19,202 --> 00:15:21,235
to tell me
it was a costume party.
356
00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:22,770
That wasn't nice.
357
00:15:22,772 --> 00:15:26,607
No, but he almost died,
so we're cool.
358
00:15:27,944 --> 00:15:31,178
You know, if you think about it,
tonight was kind of like
359
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,281
a real-life
Game of Thrones.
360
00:15:33,283 --> 00:15:34,282
How?
361
00:15:34,284 --> 00:15:36,617
Well, Howard eating
that pistachio
362
00:15:36,619 --> 00:15:38,786
was like when King
Joffrey got poisoned.
363
00:15:38,788 --> 00:15:41,222
Okay, well, that was murder,
this was an accident.
364
00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:42,189
Okay.
365
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,525
But you using Sheldon
366
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:47,561
to do your dirty work
is like when Cersei
367
00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:49,297
used the King's Guard
to do her bidding.
368
00:15:49,299 --> 00:15:52,600
Cersei uses her body
to manipulate men.
369
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:55,369
Penny just takes me
to The LEGO Store.
370
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,806
Okay. Oh, how about this?
371
00:15:58,808 --> 00:16:01,642
Stuart's dressed like a
brother of the Night's Watch,
372
00:16:01,644 --> 00:16:03,477
and they don't have sex.
373
00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:04,478
There you go.
That's true.
374
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,713
Fair enough.
375
00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:08,110
Hey.
376
00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:09,315
Hey.
You all right?
377
00:16:09,816 --> 00:16:11,349
I'm fine.
378
00:16:11,351 --> 00:16:13,884
Just a little embarrassed I had
to be carried down the stairs
379
00:16:13,886 --> 00:16:14,952
like a baby.
380
00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:16,487
Thanks.
381
00:16:18,324 --> 00:16:20,124
Let's get out of here.
382
00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:21,659
That was scary.
383
00:16:21,661 --> 00:16:23,060
Well, the
important thing is
384
00:16:23,062 --> 00:16:25,096
I said that big sandwich
would ruin everything,
385
00:16:25,098 --> 00:16:26,931
and I was right.
386
00:16:30,169 --> 00:16:33,270
Hey, Jon Snow!
387
00:16:33,272 --> 00:16:36,507
How come your horse
has a basket on it?
388
00:16:38,277 --> 00:16:41,745
How come your head
has your face on it?
389
00:16:43,816 --> 00:16:46,417
They don't wear bicycle helmets
in Game of Thrones.
390
00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:48,485
You're thematically inaccurate,
391
00:16:48,487 --> 00:16:52,189
but I applaud
your commitment to safety.
392
00:16:52,191 --> 00:16:55,225
Don't you guys have anything
better to do?
393
00:16:55,227 --> 00:16:57,594
Better than watching
a guy in a fur cloak
394
00:16:57,596 --> 00:17:00,964
ride a girl's
bike? Nope.
395
00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:04,668
That's it, you just lost
bathroom privileges
396
00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:07,271
at the comic book store.
397
00:17:12,244 --> 00:17:14,511
: Horse has
a basket on it. Stupid...
398
00:17:23,679 --> 00:17:25,746
Leonard.
399
00:17:25,748 --> 00:17:28,882
Leonard. Leonard.
400
00:17:28,884 --> 00:17:30,684
What?
401
00:17:30,686 --> 00:17:33,620
I never got to ask
my question about Batman.
402
00:17:36,391 --> 00:17:37,524
What is it?
403
00:17:37,526 --> 00:17:41,061
If Batman were bitten
by a radioactive Man-Bat,
404
00:17:41,063 --> 00:17:44,765
and then fought crime
disguised as Man-Bat,
405
00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:47,901
would he be
Man-Bat-Man-Bat-Man
406
00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:51,571
or simply
Man-Bat-Man-Bat-Batman?
407
00:17:53,976 --> 00:17:58,245
Is he still wearing the Batman
suit under the Man-Bat suit?
408
00:18:00,548 --> 00:18:02,214
I'll be back.
409
00:18:04,138 --> 00:18:10,638
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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