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You're still
coming to Justin's thing tonight, right?
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Yeah.
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I'll probably get there around 11.
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Depends on how much wine
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Mr. And Mrs. Hiller drink
at dinner tonight.
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I can't believe you get paid
15 bucks an hour
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to sit on your ass all night.
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Well, occasionally, the baby cries,
and I have to go check on her.
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But, yeah,
I, uh, pretty much just watch Netflix.
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- Whatever.
- Ha, ha.
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So let me ask you something.
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Does this outfit look too trashy
for tonight?
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Well, on...
On like a scale from Taylor to Miley,
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you're, um...
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You're at a Kardashian level
of trashiness right now.
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- Which one?
- Does it matter?
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Ugh. I'm gonna change.
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Text me when you're done.
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Okay. Lates.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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- Thanks.
- Hee-hee. Thank you.
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- Keep the change.
- Hee-hee.
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- Oh, that was fun.
- Yeah.
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The night's not over.
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Ooh. Save it for the bedroom,
cowboy.
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- Or...
- Or what?
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Well, we still have the sitter
for a half hour.
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I thought we'd, uh, give the hammock
in the backyard a try.
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Oh, please.
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I'm not taking you
to the emergency room
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for a sex-related injury.
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- All right.
- Open the door.
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Addison?
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- Mr. And Mrs. Hiller.
- Ah!
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Don't be alarmed.
I'm with STS Security.
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I was dispatched
to check on an alarm incident.
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Why are you holding my baby?
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She was crying.
No one else was home.
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I don't understand.
If the alarm went off,
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why didn't anybody call us?
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Oh, my God!
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Please don't do this.
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Please.
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Thousands of years,
man has taken to the sea...
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building vessels
to conquer the mighty ocean.
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Now, after nearly a year of planning
and months of robust presale,
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finally time for my inaugural voyage
of my latest and greatest enterprise,
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Kamekona interisland booze cruise.
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Congratulations, big guy.
We knew you could do it.
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Well, not to be a killjoy,
but as ship medic,
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I do have to advise
that consuming alcohol
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could severely impair our ability
to operate this vessel safely.
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Well, as the first mate-
slash-DJ-slash-bartender,
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I got one thing to say to that.
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- Overruled.
- Boom.
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I'd like to throw out
a special thank-you
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to my brother from another mother,
Steve McGarrett,
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for generously offering his services
as nautical consultant for this test run.
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Pro bono, I might add.
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Yeah, we, uh... We firmly established
that I won't be getting paid.
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Why don't we christen this lady,
get her on the water?
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I'll drink to that.
Although I do have to admit
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I am perplexed by the name
that Kamekona has chosen for her.
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Uh, I didn't pick it, doc.
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This boat is from a H.P.D.
Property forfeiture auction.
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Repainting wasn't in the budget.
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Not after he blew it all on this.
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Ta-da!
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Wow.
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Yeah, that's impressive.
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Coz is a straight up wizard
when it comes to branding.
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All right, all right.
Let's make this official.
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McGarrett, wanna do the honors?
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Really? What...?
You couldn't spring for a bigger bottle?
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It's a ceremonial gesture.
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Ceremonial ges... Okay.
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To the sea, to the sailors of old,
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and to the SS Thong Magnet.
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- Yeah.
- Mazel tov.
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- McGarrett.
- Oh, no.
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Chin, what do you got?
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Joel and Susan Hiller.
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Housekeeper arrived this morning
to find them tied up on the floor.
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Their infant daughter, however,
was left untouched in her crib.
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I thought this was a kidnapping.
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If the parents are accounted for
and so's the kid, who's the victim?
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Addison Wells, 22 years old,
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originally from Minnesota.
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She's currently a senior
at O'ahu State.
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She started babysitting for the Hillers
six months ago.
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Parents are getting
on a flight to Hawaii.
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Minneapolis P.D.'s up on the phones,
but so far no ransom call.
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I think if they wanted a ransom,
they would've taken the kid.
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I agree.
The Hillers have deep pockets.
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But the kidnapper was interested
in Addison, not a payday.
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Putting motive aside for a minute,
why did he abduct her from here?
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That's a good point. Seems risky.
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Well, Addison lived on campus,
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and the access to the dorms
is tightly controlled.
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Grabbing her here
may have been his best opportunity.
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It also means
he was stalking her long enough
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- to know her schedule, right?
- Yeah.
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CSU ran diagnostics
on the Hiller security system.
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The alarm was disabled
from a remote location
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- prior to the abduction.
- Kidnapper must've hacked it.
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That takes considerable skill.
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Well, skills he's got.
He hacked the entire house.
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Everything connected
with the home's network,
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from the thermostat
to the baby monitor
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to the security cameras,
even that laptop that belongs to the vic.
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All right. Get this computer to Jerry.
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Let's sit the Hillers down
with an H.P.D. Sketch artist.
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If our perp went to this much trouble
to abduct Addison,
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I hate to think
what he's gonna do to her.
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Were you two close?
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Yeah, I'd say so.
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Was she seeing anybody?
Maybe she have a boyfriend?
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No. There was this guy she met online,
but that didn't pan out.
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- Why? What happened?
- I don't know.
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They never met face-to-face.
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They e-mailed back and forth
for a month,
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and then it just suddenly ended.
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How come? Did she say?
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No. I asked,
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but she clearly didn't wanna talk
about it.
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But I think the guy
really creeped her out.
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Hmm. Do you recall if she ever
mentioned this guy's name?
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Jeremy.
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Meet Jeremy F.
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His online dating profile showed up
on Addison's browser history.
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I also found a trove
of deleted e-mails
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between the two of them going back
over a month.
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Just scanning through them,
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I'd say their correspondence
could best be described
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as, well, intimate.
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Yeah, one problem.
This photo doesn't look
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anything like the composite sketch
we got of our perp.
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There's a pretty good reason for that.
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Many people often misrepresent
themselves on the Internet.
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I did a reverse image search,
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and the photos were stolen
from this guy.
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He is a collegiate Rugby player
from Melbourne, Australia.
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His favorite movie
is Shawshank Redemption.
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And his social media profile
is set to public,
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which means that anyone in the world
can download these images.
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Okay.
So Jeremy F. Took this guy's photos
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- to catfish our victim?
- Exactly.
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And once Addison realized this,
she sent him a strongly worded e-mail.
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Threatened to call the cops
if he ever tried to contact her again.
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That's when the correspondence
ended.
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And I'll just bet this creeper
couldn't take no for an answer.
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So he started stalking
this poor woman
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until he could find
the perfect opportunity to grab her.
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Okay, Jerry,
we're gonna need to trace his e-mails.
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I hear you,
but our kidnapper is no amateur.
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He was smart enough
to send the e-mails
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through
a Secure Socket Tunneling Protocol.
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CSU is working
to break the encryption,
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but it's gonna take time.
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Jerry, that's time we don't have.
Come on, this girl's life is at stake.
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Well, unless you know some
computer genius who can do the work
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for an entire crime lab in half the time,
we're out of luck.
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Actually, I know just the guy.
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Here's your sunrise cocktail, sir.
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Thank you.
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Ah.
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Oh, please, God, if you exist,
prove it to me right here and now.
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Thank you.
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Hi. Excuse me.
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Is that you on the cover
of that magazine?
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Oh, boy, that's so embarrassing.
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My publicist insisted that I do it.
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My name's Adam.
My friends call me Toast.
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Mia. I should probably know
who you are.
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Not unless you're a gamer.
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Yeah, I created one of
the fastest-grossing mobile games
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of all time.
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We hit 10 million downloads
in the first month.
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Wow, that's incredible.
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That's what Tim Cook said.
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But enough about me.
What is it that you do?
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I'm a model. I was just in Lanai
doing a swimwear shoot.
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- Oh. Swimwear. Very cool.
- Ha, ha.
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So, what brings you
to Los Angeles today, Toast?
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- Waffles.
- What? Ha, ha.
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Well, not just waffles.
Fried chicken too.
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Have you ever been to Roscoe's
in Hollywood?
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Uh, yeah. Sure, it's great.
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I don't know
if I'd travel 3,000 miles for it.
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Well, clearly you're not as dedicated
to excellent waffles as I am.
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But if you're free later,
I'd love to take you to breakfast.
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You do know we land at 5:00, right?
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I don't do time zones.
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I do, however,
very much enjoy a good breakfast.
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- Hence the name.
- Ha, ha.
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- You're funny.
- And you're mind-blowingly attractive.
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Go ahead, sir.
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Are you just gonna pretend
like you didn't see us or what?
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Hey.
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Jersey, McGruff.
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What a coincidence.
You guys going to L.A?
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No, no, and neither are you.
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Impeccable timing as always,
fellows.
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Thanks to you, I am not having chicken
and waffles with a bona fide ten.
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Hold on, hold on. Stop. You?
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You created "Poopie Penguin"?
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- Yeah.
- Unbelievable.
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- "Poopie Penguin"?
- That's right.
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- What's "Poopie Penguin"?
- What's...? You live under a rock?
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"Poopie Penguin" is a game
that you play on your cell phone
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where you're a penguin
and you fly around in the air
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and you poop on people's heads
for points.
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- Penguins don't fly.
- No.
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They do in my universe.
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Let me explain something to you.
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My kids, Charlie and Grace,
they play this game nonstop.
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Must've spent $100 on it
just last month.
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Yeah?
That's the beauty of in-app purchases.
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I don't think there's anything beautiful
about it. I think it's a scam.
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You're ripping off children,
is what you're doing.
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Give them the app for free.
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Then they gotta pay
if they wanna keep playing
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for the power-ups and the boosts
or whatever.
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You're like a drug dealer
pushing dope.
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First taste is free,
then they're hooked for life.
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- Don't hate the player, hate the game.
- I hate the game. I do, very much.
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Would you please stop
and let him focus?
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He needs to focus.
This is important.
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I'm just curious, how do you think
of something like that, anyway?
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It's simple.
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- A, poop is funny.
- I'll give you that.
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B, it's relatable. Everybody poops.
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And C, it's easy to monetize.
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Biology tells us that in order to poop,
you have to eat,
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- and I control the food supply.
- All right with the biology, okay?
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You sell 99-cent virtual penguin food,
all right?
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Get over yourself.
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Winner, winner, chicken waffle dinner.
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You got a location?
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I do. It looks like
those catfish e-mails were sent
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from an office building downtown.
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Toast, talk to me.
243
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Keep going about ten more yards
and then head right.
244
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Signal's tracing to a terminal
in the far corner.
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Can I help you?
246
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,528
You got a beautiful family, Mr. Mintz.
247
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,832
I imagine they're not gonna be
248
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too pleased when they find out
their old man is an online predator.
249
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,473
Please, you have to understand.
250
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I'm not a bad person.
251
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,477
Okay.
252
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,245
Look, Addison Wells found out
who you really were,
253
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and all of a sudden,
she ends up missing.
254
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,485
How do you explain that?
255
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,322
Now, look, I admit
256
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:30,121
that I misrepresented myself
to Addison,
257
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,958
but I had nothing to do
with her disappearance.
258
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,799
It was all just a fantasy.
259
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:37,833
I never planned on acting on it.
260
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,263
All right, Chin showed Mintz's photo
to the Hillers.
261
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,907
They don't seem
to think he's our guy.
262
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,406
I'm not surprised. Look at this.
263
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:46,840
Mintz was perving
on at least a dozen other women.
264
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:50,038
He was at this terminal
chatting one of them up last night.
265
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,944
He logged off around 11 p.m.
266
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,210
Okay. There's no way
he could have been in Kahala
267
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:56,479
at the time of the abduction.
268
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,457
I'm begging you.
269
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,821
I won't tell anybody.
270
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,088
Please let me go.
271
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,191
I don't wanna die here.
272
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,062
Please.
273
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:12,100
Please let me go.
274
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,677
Toast did a sweep of Addison's laptop.
Found something the lab missed.
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Spyware. And she had it bad.
I'm not talking about the kind
276
00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:31,716
that slows your computer down,
gives you pop-up ads for boner pills.
277
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,084
I'm talking about Cherry Bomb.
278
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,393
- What's Cherry Bomb?
- It's like Microsoft Office
279
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:37,620
for black-hat hackers.
280
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:39,730
It's a suite of malware
that includes key loggers,
281
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:42,628
root kits and fingerprint evasions.
Real scary stuff.
282
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,769
The thing is we found
the executable file
283
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,632
that infected Addison's system.
284
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,739
It was installed over five months ago.
285
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:52,070
The spyware landed on her computer
before she was catfished by Mintz.
286
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:55,077
Which means that it had to be
her kidnapper who infected her.
287
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,477
We find out who's behind the hack,
we find our guy.
288
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:06,046
Okay, guys, look, I don't know
who attacked Addison's computer,
289
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:09,120
but I might know someone
who does.
290
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:25,170
- Dude, what are you doing?
- Just keeping it real.
291
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,676
I don't want the old crew thinking
I sold out.
292
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,939
Why do you think we parked
two blocks away?
293
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:37,914
I can't believe this.
294
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,923
We're sending Scooby and Shaggy in
to work this lead.
295
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,092
Password.
296
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,758
Joshua.
297
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,062
Nice.
298
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,467
"Joshua" was the backdoor password
Matthew Broderick used
299
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,471
to access the Cheyenne Mountain
nuclear complex
300
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,269
in the 1983 sci-fi classic
WarGames.
301
00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,741
That's right.
302
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,938
Your nerd credentials are in order.
You may enter.
303
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:21,390
So which one of these lovable rogues
is our Han Solo?
304
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,434
Ten o'clock, in the beanbag chair.
305
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:28,471
He goes by Null Legend.
He authored the Cherry Bomb.
306
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,168
Well, look at this.
307
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:35,745
Captain Bird Turd is slumming it
with the code jockeys again.
308
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:38,075
What? Did you blow
through your millions already?
309
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,014
Nope. I was hoping
you could help my boy here.
310
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,882
You see, someone's been using
Cherry Bomb to creep on his sister.
311
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:47,316
Sorry to hear.
But I just give people the tools to hack.
312
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,688
It's up to them to do so responsibly.
313
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,423
Besides, my customers pay top dollar
to stay anon.
314
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,726
Except they're not so anonymous
to you.
315
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,994
We both know that you keep records
of all your buyers
316
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,865
so that way,
if the heat does come down,
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00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:02,563
you've got someone to roll on.
318
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,674
Let me be clear, okay?
319
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:09,871
It's not that I can't help you.
It's that I don't want to.
320
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:12,278
And I think you know why.
321
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,385
This is going great.
About as well as I expected.
322
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,544
Okay. All right.
323
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,282
It's obvious you two have history,
but can we take a step back,
324
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,392
- focus on my problem?
- Hold that thought, Jerry.
325
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:25,257
Patrick here was about to tell us
how I stole his idea.
326
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,864
First of all,
very uncool using my real name.
327
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:29,557
And second, you did steal my idea.
328
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,594
- Here we go.
- Okay, remember?
329
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,635
We were blasting a J
in the Zippie's parking lot
330
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,432
and a bird dropped a deuce
on my shoulder.
331
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:38,075
We started talking about how
that would make a cool video game.
332
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:39,801
Yeah. But in your version,
333
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:43,072
the player was an average dude who
was trying to avoid getting pooped on.
334
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:46,342
It was my idea to make the player
the pooper, not the poopee.
335
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,679
When I brought it up to you
days later, you said, quote:
336
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,288
"That's the dumbest idea ever,"
end quote.
337
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:54,186
In my defense,
I was sober when I said that.
338
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,055
Okay. Look, Null Legend, or Patrick,
whatever your name is...
339
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,561
- It's Patrick.
- Patrick.
340
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:02,928
The customer you're protecting,
the guy in this picture, kidnapped a girl.
341
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:04,799
Dude, your sister was kidnapped?
342
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,632
No, that was a clever ruse.
I'm actually with Five-0.
343
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:10,536
All I gotta do is say the word,
and the cavalry will storm this place,
344
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,803
seize every computer in here
and arrest your entire crew.
345
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,641
How many customers are gonna
wanna do business with you then?
346
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,850
I can't believe you narc'd me out.
347
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:23,920
I can't believe you're still running Linux
on a 32-bit Samurai stack.
348
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,683
Get out of the dark ages, dude.
349
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:28,416
Also, get us that name.
350
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:30,785
Yeah.
351
00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:18,539
Let's get H.P.D. And CSU down here,
tear this place apart.
352
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:24,981
Down here.
353
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:32,021
- You can see it right there.
- Okay.
354
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:48,771
Yo.
355
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:52,841
Okay. So this place is leased
to a guy named Jacob Holm.
356
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:54,876
Neighbors have not seen him
for a couple days.
357
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,379
Well, it probably means
Addison was never here, right?
358
00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:00,177
Okay. So this is what we know
about Jacob Holm.
359
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:02,343
He worked in IT at a local law firm.
360
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:04,318
That was, until he was fired
361
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,923
for downloading confidential files
off the company's server.
362
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,855
Yeah, Holm's bosses agreed
to drop the charges
363
00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:11,723
if he just returned the stolen data.
But instead, he turned around
364
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:13,888
and leaked hundreds of e-mails
to the press
365
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,864
proving that the law firm
was wrapped up in all kinds of dirt.
366
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:18,263
They were destroying evidence,
367
00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:20,997
covering up fraud,
even threatened witnesses.
368
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,040
When the story broke,
the press branded Holm a hacktivist.
369
00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,939
He ended up serving 18 months
of a five-year sentence.
370
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,807
And he was released last July.
371
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,471
- Where'd you find all this stuff?
- A folder in his nightstand.
372
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,777
Ah, so he was proud of it.
He thinks he's a hero.
373
00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:36,750
That doesn't make any sense.
I mean, Holm's one prior arrest
374
00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:39,117
was for a crime
that was ideologically motivated.
375
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,283
How does a guy go from hacking
a law firm to kidnapping a college kid?
376
00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:57,266
Ahoy, captain!
377
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,074
Ahoy!
378
00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:03,174
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be a backseat sailor,
379
00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:06,408
but I just wanna make sure
everything is all right with the ship.
380
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:08,883
All good, bruddah. Why you asking?
381
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,921
Well, it's just that,
according to my calculations,
382
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:14,558
it appears that we've traveled
approximately ten feet
383
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:15,818
in the last 40 minutes.
384
00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:18,428
What? How is that possible?
385
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:21,430
It appears that our vessel
is currently becalmed.
386
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,831
I would put the wind speed at a 1
on the Beaufort scale.
387
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:26,197
English.
388
00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:27,804
There's no wind.
389
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:29,634
Hence, the boat isn't moving.
390
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,882
Flippa! Flippa!
391
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,348
What gives, brah?
392
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:44,853
- You're supposed to be my GPS.
- Sorry, coz.
393
00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:46,957
I got seasick.
394
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:51,862
I see why our navigation system's
in the fritz.
395
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:54,191
Well, leaving your first mate
in charge of the liquor
396
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:56,391
may not have been
the most prudent move.
397
00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:57,660
Don't sweat it, doc.
398
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:01,800
We got an auxiliary engine
just for this situation.
399
00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:09,469
I assume you checked
that the battery was charged
400
00:24:09,648 --> 00:24:10,774
before we set sail?
401
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:13,042
This thing has a battery?
402
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:17,714
Mayday. Mayday.
403
00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:23,350
This is the SS Thong Magnet
needing emergency assistance.
404
00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:27,422
And I'm afraid the radio is powered
by the battery as well.
405
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:30,261
And we lost cell service
a few hours ago.
406
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,134
Why are you so calm about this?
407
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,274
Well, I project outward confidence
as a way of coping with stress.
408
00:24:36,441 --> 00:24:38,807
Inside, I'm terrified.
409
00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:42,277
We're gonna die out here.
410
00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:47,712
Nobody's dying on my watch.
411
00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:52,682
All we gotta do
is send a distress signal up.
412
00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:54,849
Coast Guard will come
and tow us to shore.
413
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,627
You gotta be kidding me, brah.
414
00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:05,292
Must be a safety. Give it here.
415
00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:08,534
Sure, let the drunk guy
handle the firearm.
416
00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:11,608
- Great idea.
- Everyone chill. I got this.
417
00:25:16,581 --> 00:25:18,742
Well, there's no missing that.
418
00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:25,278
- I heard you got something.
- Yeah.
419
00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:27,584
Addison wasn't the only person
that Holm was spying on.
420
00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:30,592
Looks like he put spyware
onto over a thousand machines.
421
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,327
- He was targeting other victims.
- Exactly.
422
00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:35,793
And it looks
like he may have selected one.
423
00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:38,765
He's got a folder with this guy's name
on it. Jason Putnam.
424
00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:43,398
- Whoa. That's a lot of data.
- Over a terabyte.
425
00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:46,703
E-mails, financials,
recorded phone calls.
426
00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:48,277
He even has video and screencaps
427
00:25:48,446 --> 00:25:51,006
from a bunch
of hijacked camera feeds.
428
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:57,320
Who is Jason Putnam?
429
00:25:57,822 --> 00:26:02,759
My name is Jason Putnam,
and I have something to confess.
430
00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:04,353
Over the past year,
431
00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:09,027
while working
as a private financial advisor,
432
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,966
I embezzled over $800,000,
433
00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:15,834
mostly from elderly clients
434
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:19,499
whom I believed
were less likely to detect the fraud.
435
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,309
Jason Putnam posted this video
to his profile three days ago.
436
00:26:23,481 --> 00:26:24,505
It immediately went viral.
437
00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:27,117
Huh. This guy is robbing old folks
of their life savings.
438
00:26:27,285 --> 00:26:28,877
I imagine
the Internet was not too kind.
439
00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:31,318
It was brutal.
He was publicly eviscerated.
440
00:26:31,489 --> 00:26:33,616
But since then,
no one has seen or heard from him.
441
00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:35,157
His family contacted H.P.D.
442
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:36,988
They were concerned
about his mental state.
443
00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:39,460
He's currently classified
as an endangered missing adult.
444
00:26:39,631 --> 00:26:42,191
Okay. But clearly Putnam
didn't go missing on his own.
445
00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:44,699
I mean, Holm kidnapped him
and forced this confession.
446
00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:46,467
Guys, check this out.
447
00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:48,105
I found these on Holm's server.
448
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,332
They're camera feeds,
and they're live.
449
00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:52,466
Can we trace
where they're coming from?
450
00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:55,738
Sure, but there's 17 of them, and
they're coming from all over the island.
451
00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:58,405
From what I can tell, it's abandoned
buildings and vacant homes.
452
00:26:58,583 --> 00:26:59,880
He was staking these places out.
453
00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:01,814
Maybe that's where he's taking
his victims.
454
00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:04,012
That's what I was afraid of.
And check this out.
455
00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:08,250
That's a body.
456
00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:22,601
What is it?
457
00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:27,545
This is the fallout to his confession.
458
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,381
What do you think?
He was making Putnam watch it?
459
00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:33,844
That's exactly what I think.
460
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:37,454
And then he left him locked up in here
with only one way out.
461
00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:04,745
- Thought we had lost you there, coz.
- Oh. Get off me.
462
00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:07,815
- What happened?
- You don't remember?
463
00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:10,420
We were just floating out there
on that life raft.
464
00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:12,749
- And I spotted land.
- That's right.
465
00:28:12,924 --> 00:28:15,620
You were so excited
you jumped up and lost your balance.
466
00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:17,193
By the time we got you in the raft,
467
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,160
you had swallowed so much water
that you passed out.
468
00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:23,264
Doc had to do mouth-to-mouth
to get you breathing again.
469
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,636
Ah. Glad to see you
back on your feet, captain.
470
00:28:30,608 --> 00:28:33,236
- Where the hell are we?
- Well, that is a good question.
471
00:28:33,411 --> 00:28:36,437
My best bet is we're on one
of the uninhabited islets
472
00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:37,774
of the Hawaiian chain.
473
00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:40,674
Most likely Lehua.
474
00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:42,776
Lehua?
475
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,319
Now all we have to do is survive
until we get discovered.
476
00:28:47,192 --> 00:28:49,285
Fortunately, I have a head start
on building the fire.
477
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:51,224
I did it while you were unconscious.
478
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,261
At least we'll be warm
while we starve to death.
479
00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:55,094
Oh, nonsense.
480
00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:58,534
I also collected some crickets
and caterpillars for our dining pleasure.
481
00:28:58,703 --> 00:29:00,637
It's an excellent source of protein.
482
00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:06,133
I grabbed what I could
before our ship burnt up.
483
00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:10,270
If we ration it,
could last us a few days.
484
00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:12,643
Talk to me. What do we have?
485
00:29:16,154 --> 00:29:18,054
- Mochi balls.
- Love those.
486
00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:19,850
And a bottle of ouzo.
487
00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:27,291
Who's up for some sing-alongs?
488
00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:28,830
That sounds delightful.
489
00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:33,734
Sorry, coz.
490
00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:38,006
If I die first, I want you to eat me.
491
00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:40,868
Nobody's gonna eat you.
492
00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:44,414
So, what you saying?
I'm not good enough for you?
493
00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:46,015
Why wouldn't you eat me?
494
00:29:47,585 --> 00:29:50,019
You're not a zombie.
You're just eating me.
495
00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:53,487
Just...
It's not considered zombie-ish.
496
00:29:53,658 --> 00:29:55,091
Guys, over here!
497
00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:01,761
Check it out.
Doctor, a regular MacGyver.
498
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:03,332
Actually, it's basic physics.
499
00:30:03,501 --> 00:30:06,868
The lens focuses the light
to generate enough heat to burn.
500
00:30:07,038 --> 00:30:09,097
Now, all we need to do
is to stoke the flame.
501
00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:12,107
Oh. Yeesh. Come on.
502
00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:13,437
I'll do you one better, brah.
503
00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:18,672
- Oh! Whoa.
- Yeah!
504
00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:20,840
Yeah.
505
00:30:21,019 --> 00:30:22,611
Always nice to have flammable liquid.
506
00:30:22,787 --> 00:30:24,755
- Yeah.
- And alcohol.
507
00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:32,329
All right. Thanks, Duke.
508
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:35,830
All right. So H.P.D. Checked
all the locations Holm was surveilling.
509
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,024
No sign of Addison.
510
00:30:38,803 --> 00:30:42,102
Okay. So this guy, he abducts Addison
for a specific reason,
511
00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:43,831
but not because she's young
and pretty.
512
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,033
No. Because she's got something
that she's hiding.
513
00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:48,611
- This guy wants to expose it.
- Exactly. That's what he does.
514
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:51,180
Prowls the Internet looking for victims
who have dark secrets.
515
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:52,577
Then he forces them to confess
516
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:55,514
because, what,
he's a vigilante with a God complex.
517
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,712
And now this guy's face
is all over the news.
518
00:30:57,889 --> 00:31:00,949
Okay. That is why he didn't take her
to any of those spots, right?
519
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,990
I mean, he's smart.
He knows we'd be up on them.
520
00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:06,028
He's smart. He's also a psychopath.
I'm not looking forward to seeing
521
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:09,098
what this guy does
now that his back's against the wall.
522
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,442
Please.
523
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,788
I don't wanna die.
524
00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:34,057
I'm not the one who's a murderer.
525
00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:43,300
This link was just posted
to Addison's profile page.
526
00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:44,958
It's a web stream, about to go live.
527
00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:48,799
- Toast.
- I'm on it.
528
00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:51,907
My name is Addison Wells.
529
00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:56,809
As most of you know,
I was kidnapped last night.
530
00:31:56,981 --> 00:32:00,041
But what you don't know
is the reason why.
531
00:32:00,718 --> 00:32:01,776
Toast, talk to me.
532
00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:03,818
He's got the feed
on a five-second relay.
533
00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:05,979
It's being bounced off proxy servers
all over the world.
534
00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:08,819
- Well, can you trace it?
- I could. If I had a few hours.
535
00:32:08,993 --> 00:32:11,826
Bro, we don't have a few hours.
If we don't find this guy
536
00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:13,725
by the end of this feed,
this girl is dead.
537
00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:15,525
Yeah.
Enough with the pressure, man.
538
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,327
I haven't even smoked
my morning bowl yet.
539
00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:21,529
The truth is, I haven't been honest
about who I am
540
00:32:21,706 --> 00:32:24,038
and the mistakes that I have made.
541
00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:28,645
- And now I'm going to confess.
- We're running out of time.
542
00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:32,513
Five years ago...
543
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,914
What the hell just happened?
544
00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:39,522
She just got played off
by Fatso the Keyboard Cat.
545
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:42,384
Somebody deliberately knocked
that feed offline.
546
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,652
And that someone was me.
547
00:32:43,828 --> 00:32:45,090
Toast, what are you doing?
548
00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:48,699
I'm getting you your location
the only way I know how.
549
00:32:48,866 --> 00:32:52,427
Holm can't reestablish connection
without exposing his location. Genius.
550
00:32:52,603 --> 00:32:55,163
And what if he just decides
to kill this girl? What then?
551
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:57,205
I guess I'll look pretty dumb.
552
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,105
This doesn't change anything.
553
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,443
When that light goes back on,
you say exactly what I told you to.
554
00:33:09,754 --> 00:33:11,016
It worked. He took the bait.
555
00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:13,919
Not so fast.
I still have to zero in on his location.
556
00:33:14,092 --> 00:33:17,584
- How long?
- Seventeen seconds, give or take.
557
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:19,696
This is my confession.
558
00:33:19,864 --> 00:33:23,561
Five years ago
in Plymouth, Minnesota...
559
00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:28,898
... I was driving my car late at night...
560
00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:34,870
... when I struck a pedestrian,
killing him instantly.
561
00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:40,140
In my statement, I told the police
that the victim stepped into traffic
562
00:33:40,318 --> 00:33:41,808
and I didn't have enough time
to brake.
563
00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:45,915
But that was a lie.
564
00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:48,482
The truth is...
565
00:33:48,893 --> 00:33:52,158
... I wasn't even looking at the road
when it happened.
566
00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:57,827
I was on my phone, reading a text.
567
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:06,307
Because of my own carelessness,
an innocent man died.
568
00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:10,107
There hasn't been a day
that's gone by
569
00:34:10,281 --> 00:34:11,976
that I haven't thought about it.
570
00:34:15,086 --> 00:34:16,883
I'm so sorry.
571
00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:25,286
Got him.
572
00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:31,297
I wanted to tell his family.
573
00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:34,961
I even wrote the e-mail
that I was gonna send.
574
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,841
But you never did, did you?
575
00:34:38,843 --> 00:34:40,367
Sorry.
576
00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:45,105
And now the world will see you
for what you really are.
577
00:34:45,316 --> 00:34:47,045
A coward and a liar.
578
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,323
Three-two-three-six.
579
00:35:01,065 --> 00:35:02,327
You're letting me go?
580
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,133
No.
581
00:35:05,837 --> 00:35:09,204
Even if I did, there would be
nothing left to go back to, would there?
582
00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:14,974
But...
583
00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:22,250
...I will show you some mercy.
584
00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:36,829
This is Officer Kalakaua
requesting H.P.D. And SWAT support.
585
00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:39,993
The address is 5625 Hoala Street
in Waimalu.
586
00:36:57,315 --> 00:36:58,577
No!
587
00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:34,480
We got blood.
588
00:37:53,137 --> 00:37:54,502
You all right? Are you hurt?
589
00:38:12,423 --> 00:38:14,391
I've got you. It's all over.
590
00:38:45,956 --> 00:38:51,917
Watching people pass me by
Anything to pass the time
591
00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:54,894
We're to think we're all the same
592
00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:59,366
We're completely different
Ain't it strange?
593
00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:04,503
Oh, I see this world surrounding me
594
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:07,803
And I hope that someday
595
00:39:07,978 --> 00:39:13,245
That we can learn to love
Just one more day
596
00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:16,549
- Wonderful.
- Yeah. Thanks.
597
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:18,052
Dang, coz.
598
00:39:18,222 --> 00:39:20,417
You gotta perform a gig
at the shrimp truck.
599
00:39:20,591 --> 00:39:21,615
Pro bono?
600
00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:23,657
At least until you win
your first Grammy.
601
00:39:23,828 --> 00:39:26,820
- Yeah, yeah.
- Since we're on the topic of regrets,
602
00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:30,057
you not pursuing your music,
I'll share mine.
603
00:39:30,768 --> 00:39:32,065
Years ago, I had the opportunity
604
00:39:32,236 --> 00:39:33,828
to participate
in Doctors Without Borders.
605
00:39:34,438 --> 00:39:36,804
It was a six-month stint
in Mozambique.
606
00:39:36,974 --> 00:39:39,340
But I decided not to take it.
607
00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:41,471
Why not?
608
00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:45,342
Well, you know,
dealing with living, breathing patients
609
00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:47,347
isn't exactly my strong suit.
610
00:39:47,518 --> 00:39:50,919
That's why I took up a career
in forensic pathology.
611
00:39:51,088 --> 00:39:55,616
Apparently, some people consider me
awkward and off-putting.
612
00:39:56,527 --> 00:39:58,256
No. That's crazy.
613
00:39:58,429 --> 00:40:00,363
No way, doc. Not you.
614
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:02,362
Thank you.
615
00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:04,767
And yourself? Any regrets?
616
00:40:05,636 --> 00:40:08,662
Please, I'm a two-time felon.
617
00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:10,773
I own four businesses now.
618
00:40:11,809 --> 00:40:13,538
I got no regrets.
619
00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:15,339
Actually, coz,
620
00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:17,811
Business Number 4
is currently resting
621
00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:19,449
at the bottom of the Pacific.
622
00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:21,585
It's a small setback.
623
00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:25,950
When the insurance cash kick in,
heh, I'm gonna be back in action.
624
00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:27,618
Thong Magnet II?
625
00:40:27,792 --> 00:40:32,229
Featuring the music stylings
of Shawn "Flippa" Tupuola.
626
00:40:32,396 --> 00:40:33,556
Yeah.
627
00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:35,722
- Yeah. All right.
- Ha, ha.
628
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,492
Well, I think we should call it a night.
629
00:40:37,668 --> 00:40:39,465
Come 6 a.m.,
the sun is gonna be blazing.
630
00:40:45,142 --> 00:40:46,734
Good night, doc.
631
00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:49,471
Good night, Flippa.
Good night, Kamekona.
632
00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:51,205
Good night, doc.
633
00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:52,644
Good night, little coz.
634
00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:54,912
Good night, big coz.
635
00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:57,577
Good night, stars.
636
00:40:57,855 --> 00:40:59,516
Good night, moon.
637
00:41:03,994 --> 00:41:05,985
- What was that?
- It's a signal.
638
00:41:06,497 --> 00:41:08,488
Somebody found us. We're saved.
639
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:16,329
Actually, I believe
those are fireworks.
640
00:41:16,941 --> 00:41:18,169
Fireworks?
641
00:41:23,747 --> 00:41:25,772
Look, Cheryl, natives.
642
00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:27,850
Aloha!
643
00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:34,556
Uninhabited, you said.
644
00:41:34,725 --> 00:41:36,454
There's a resort on this island?
645
00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:38,322
Apparently so.
646
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,691
And judging from where
those fireworks are coming from,
647
00:41:40,865 --> 00:41:43,891
I'd say it's less than 100 yards away.
648
00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:46,567
Oops.
649
00:41:52,109 --> 00:41:53,337
Gross!
650
00:41:54,945 --> 00:41:56,071
Oh, no, not again.
651
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:58,647
Okay. How am I supposed to poop
on the skateboard kids
652
00:41:58,816 --> 00:42:01,910
when they're moving so fast?
This... It's impossible.
653
00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:04,213
You gotta fill up on the meatball sub.
654
00:42:04,388 --> 00:42:07,755
Larger bowel capacity,
bigger blast radius.
655
00:42:07,925 --> 00:42:09,290
Oh.
656
00:42:10,494 --> 00:42:12,894
Awesome. Awesome.
657
00:42:15,799 --> 00:42:17,699
Hey, again,
I'm sorry about this morning.
658
00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:21,201
I didn't mean to cramp your style,
but, you know, it was worth it, right?
659
00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:22,737
Yeah. No problem.
660
00:42:22,907 --> 00:42:25,239
Now we all get to go have chicken
and waffles.
661
00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:29,810
I just feel bad
that they didn't have room
662
00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:32,210
for everyone in first class.
663
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,248
Oh, don't worry about those guys.
They're fine.
664
00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:36,409
I got pooped on again.
665
00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:55,263
What the hell.
666
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:01,000
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