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You're still going to
Justin's thing tonight, right?
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Yeah.
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I'll probably get there
around 11:00.
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Depends on how much wine
Mr. and Mrs. Hiller drink
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at dinner tonight.
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Can't believe you get paid
15 bucks an hour
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to sit on your ass all night.
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Well, occasionally
the baby cries,
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and I have to go check on her.
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But, yeah, I, uh, pretty much
just watch Netflix.
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Whatever.
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So let me ask you something,
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does this outfit look
too trashy for tonight?
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Well, on, like,
a scale of from
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Taylor to Miley,
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you're, um...
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you're at a Kardashian level
of trashiness right now.
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Which one?
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Does it matter?
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Ugh. I'm gonna change.
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Text me when you're done.
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Okay.
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Lates.
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♪ Hawaii Five-O 6x22 ♪
I'ike Ke Ao
Original Air Date on April 22, 2016
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Thanks
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Thank you.
Keep the change.
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Oh, that was fun.
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Oh, yeah.
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Night's not over.
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Ooh, save it
for the bedroom, cowboy.
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Or...
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Or what?
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Well, we still have
the sitter for a half hour.
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Thought we'd give the hammock
in the backyard a try.
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Oh, please.
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I am not taking you
to the emergency room
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for a sex-related injury.
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All right.
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Open the door.
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Addison?
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Mr. and Mrs. Hiller.
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Don't be alarmed,
I'm with STS Security.
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I was dispatched to check on
an alarm incident.
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Why are you holding my baby?
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She was crying.
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No one else was home.
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I don't understand,
if the alarm went off,
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why didn't anybody call us?
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Oh, my God!
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Please don't do this.
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Please.
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For thousands of years,
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man has taken to the sea,
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building vessels to conquer
the mighty ocean.
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Now, after nearly a year
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of planning,
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months of robust pre-sale,
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finally time
for my inaugural voyage
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of my latest and greatest
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enterprise:
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Kamekona inter-island
booze cruise.
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Congratulations, big guy.
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We knew you could do it.
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Well, not to be a killjoy,
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but as ship medic,
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I do have to advise that
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consuming alcohol
could severely impair
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our ability to operate
this vessel safely.
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Well, as the first
mate-slash-DJ-slash bartender,
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I got one thing to say to that:
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Overruled.
Boom.
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I'd like to throw out
a special thank you
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to my bruddah
from another mudda,
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Steve McGarrett,
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for generously
offering his services
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as nautical consultant
for this test run.
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Pro Bono, I might add.
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Yeah, we, uh,
we firmly established
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that I won't be getting paid, so
why don't we christen this lady,
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and get her out on the water?
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I'll drink to that.
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Although I do have to admit
I am perplexed
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by the name that Kamekona
has chosen for her.
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I didn't pick it, Doc.
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This boat is from a HPD
property forfeiture auction.
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Re-painting wasn't
in the budget.
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Not after he blew it all
on this.
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Oh!
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Wow.
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Yeah, that's impressive.
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Cuz is a straight-up wizard
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when it comes to branding.
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All right, all right,
let's make this official.
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McGarrett, want to
do the honors?
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Really?
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What, you couldn't spring
for a bigger bottle?
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It's a ceremonial gesture.
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Ceremonial, okay.
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To the sea,
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to the sailors of old,
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and to the SS Thong Magnet.
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Mazel tov.
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McGarrett.
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Oh, no.
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Chin, what do you got?
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Joel and Susan Hiller.
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Housekeeper arrived this morning
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and found them
tied up on the floor.
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Their infant daughter, however,
was left untouched in her crib.
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I thought this was a kidnapping.
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If the parents are accounted for
and so is the kid,
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who's the victim?
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Addison Wells.
22 years old,
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originally from Minnesota.
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She's currently a senior
at Oahu State.
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She started babysitting
for the Hillers six months ago.
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Parents are getting
on a flight to Hawaii.
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Minneapolis PD is up
on the phones,
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but so far no ransom call.
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Well, I think if
they wanted a ransom,
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they would've taken the kid.
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I agree, the Hillers
have deep pockets.
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But the kidnapper was interested
in Addison, not a payday.
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Okay, putting motive aside
for a minute,
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why did he abduct her from here?
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That's a good point.
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Seems risky.
Well, Addison lived on campus
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and the access to the dorms
is tightly controlled.
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So grabbing her here may have
been his best opportunity.
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Right, it also means
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he was stalking her long enough
to know her schedule, right?
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Yeah.
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CSU ran diagnostics
on the Hiller security system.
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The alarm was disabled
from a remote location
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just prior to the abduction.
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Kidnapper must have hacked it.
That takes considerable skill.
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Well, skills he's got.
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He hacked the entire house.
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Everything connected
with the home's network,
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from the thermostat,
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to the baby monitor,
the security cameras,
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even that laptop
that belongs to the Vic.
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All right, get this
computer to Jerry.
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Let's sit the Hillers down
with an HPD sketch artist.
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If our perp went to this much
trouble to abduct Addison,
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I hate to think what
he's gonna do to her.
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Were you two close?
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Yeah, I'd say so.
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Was she seeing anybody maybe?
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Does she have a boyfriend?
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No, there was this guy
she met online,
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but that didn't pan out.
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Why? What happened?
I don't know.
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They never actually met
face to face.
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They e-mailed back and forth
for, like, a month,
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and then it just suddenly ended.
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How come? Did she say?
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No, I asked.
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She clearly didn't want
to talk about it.
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But I think the guy
really creeped her out.
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Hmm.
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Do you recall if she ever
mentioned this guy's name?
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Jeremy.
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Meet Jeremy F.
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His online dating profile showed
up on Addison's browser history.
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I also found a trove of deleted
e-mails between the two of them
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going back over a month.
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Just scanning through them,
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I'd say their correspondence
could best be described as,
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well, "intimate."
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Yeah, one problem.
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This photo doesn't look anything
like the composite sketch
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we got on our perp.
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There's a pretty good
reason for that.
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Knowing that many people often
misrepresent themselves
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on the Internet,
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I did a reverse image search,
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and the photos were stolen
from this guy.
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He is a collegiate rugby player
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from Melbourne, Australia.
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His favorite movie is
The Shawshank Redemption,
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and his social media profile
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is set to public, which means
that anyone in the world
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can download these images.
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Okay, so Jeremy F
took this guy's photos
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to catfish our victim.
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Exactly.
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And once Addison realized this,
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she sent him
a strongly worded e-mail,
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threatened to call the cops
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if he ever tried
to contact her again,
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and that's where
the correspondence ended.
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And I'll just bet this creeper
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couldn't take no for an answer.
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So he started stalking
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this poor woman until he could
find the perfect opportunity
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to grab her.
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Okay, Jerry, we're gonna need
to trace these e-mails.
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I hear you, but our kidnapper
is no amateur.
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He was smart enough
to send the e-mails
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through a secure
socket tunneling protocol.
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CSU's working to
break the encryption,
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but it's gonna take time.
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Jerry, that's time
we don't have.
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Come on, I mean,
this girl's life is at stake.
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Well, unless you know
of some computer genius
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who can do the work of an entire
crime lab in half the time,
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we're out of luck.
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Actually,
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I know just the guy.
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Here's
your sunrise cocktail, sir.
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Thank you.
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Ah.
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Oh, please, God,
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if you exist, prove it to me
right here and now.
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Thank you.
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Hi, excuse me, um,
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is that you on the cover
of that magazine?
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00:11:20,684 --> 00:11:23,218
Oh, boy, that's so embarrassing.
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My publicist insisted
that I do it.
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00:11:25,222 --> 00:11:26,655
My name's Adam.
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My friends call me Toast.
Mia.
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I should probably know
who you are.
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Not unless you're a gamer.
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00:11:32,396 --> 00:11:35,063
Yeah, I created one
of the fastest grossing
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mobile games of all time.
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We hit ten million downloads
in the first month.
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Oh, wow, that's incredible.
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That's what Tim Cook said.
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But enough about me,
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what is it that you do?
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00:11:45,075 --> 00:11:46,241
Um, I'm a model.
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I was just in Lanai doing
a swimwear shoot.
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00:11:48,212 --> 00:11:50,946
Ah. Swimwear, very cool.
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00:11:52,883 --> 00:11:56,218
So, what brings you
to Los Angeles today, Toast?
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Waffles.
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00:11:57,221 --> 00:11:59,221
What?
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00:11:59,223 --> 00:12:01,556
Well, not just waffles,
fried chicken too.
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00:12:01,558 --> 00:12:03,058
Have you ever been
to Roscoe's
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00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,593
in Hollywood?
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00:12:04,595 --> 00:12:06,895
Uh, yeah, sure.
It's great.
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00:12:06,897 --> 00:12:09,197
I don't know if I'd travel
3,000 miles for it.
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00:12:09,199 --> 00:12:10,565
Yeah, well,
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clearly you're not as dedicated
to excellent waffles as I am.
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00:12:12,836 --> 00:12:16,705
But if you're free later, I'd
love to take you to breakfast.
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You do know we land
at 5:00, right?
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I don't do time zones.
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I do, however,
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very much enjoy
a good breakfast,
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hence the name.
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You're funny.
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And you're
mind-blowingly attractive.
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You're gonna just pretend
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like you didn't see us or what?
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Hey.
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Jersey. McGruff.
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What a coincidence.
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You guys going to LA?
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No.
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00:12:54,979 --> 00:12:56,478
No, and neither are you.
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00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:01,850
Impeccable timing
as always, fellas.
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00:13:01,852 --> 00:13:05,354
Thanks to you, I am not
having chicken and waffles
264
00:13:05,356 --> 00:13:06,955
with a bona fide ten.
265
00:13:06,957 --> 00:13:07,856
Hold on, hold on.
266
00:13:07,858 --> 00:13:09,524
Stop. You?
267
00:13:09,526 --> 00:13:11,526
You created Poopie Penguin?
268
00:13:11,528 --> 00:13:12,828
Yeah.
269
00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:14,129
Unbelievable.
270
00:13:14,131 --> 00:13:15,797
What's Poopie Penguin?
That's right.
271
00:13:15,799 --> 00:13:17,032
What's Poopie Penguin?
272
00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:18,867
What's Poopie-- what are you--
you live under a rock?
273
00:13:18,869 --> 00:13:21,403
Poopie Penguin is a game that
you play on your cell phone
274
00:13:21,405 --> 00:13:23,538
where you're a penguin, and
you're flying around in the air,
275
00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,173
and you poop on people's
heads for points.
276
00:13:25,175 --> 00:13:26,541
Penguins don't fly.
277
00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:27,576
No.
278
00:13:27,578 --> 00:13:28,710
They do in my universe.
279
00:13:28,712 --> 00:13:30,479
Let me explain something to you,
280
00:13:30,481 --> 00:13:33,815
my kids, Charlie and Grace,
they play this game non-stop.
281
00:13:33,817 --> 00:13:35,717
Must have spent $100
on it just last month.
282
00:13:35,719 --> 00:13:37,652
Yeah, that's the beauty
of in-app purchases.
283
00:13:37,654 --> 00:13:39,688
Yeah, I don't think there is
anything beautiful about it.
284
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:41,656
I think that it is a scam.
285
00:13:41,658 --> 00:13:43,225
You're ripping off children
is what you're doing.
286
00:13:43,227 --> 00:13:45,160
I mean, you give them
the app for free,
287
00:13:45,162 --> 00:13:46,828
and then they got to pay
if they want to keep playing
288
00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:48,697
for the power-ups and the boosts
or whatever you call it.
289
00:13:48,699 --> 00:13:51,166
You're like a drug dealer
pushing dope.
290
00:13:51,168 --> 00:13:52,934
First taste is free,
then they're hooked for life.
291
00:13:52,936 --> 00:13:54,870
Don't hate the player,
hate the game.
292
00:13:54,872 --> 00:13:57,139
I hate the game, I do very much.
293
00:13:57,141 --> 00:13:58,774
Would you please stop
and let him focus?
294
00:13:58,776 --> 00:14:01,009
He needs to focus.
This is important.
295
00:14:02,746 --> 00:14:03,979
I'm just curious,
296
00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:06,014
how do you think
of something like that anyway?
297
00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:08,450
Ah, simple.
298
00:14:08,452 --> 00:14:10,452
A, poop is funny.
I'll give you that.
299
00:14:10,454 --> 00:14:12,621
B, it's relatable,
everybody poops.
300
00:14:12,623 --> 00:14:13,655
And C,
301
00:14:13,657 --> 00:14:14,790
it's easy to monetize.
302
00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:16,658
I mean, biology tells us that
in order to poop,
303
00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:18,593
you have to eat,
and I control the food supply.
304
00:14:18,595 --> 00:14:21,029
All right with
the biology, okay?
305
00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:22,931
You sell 99 cent
306
00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:25,233
virtual penguin food,
all right?
307
00:14:25,235 --> 00:14:26,535
Get over yourself.
308
00:14:26,537 --> 00:14:29,004
Winner, winner,
309
00:14:29,006 --> 00:14:30,772
chicken-waffle dinner.
310
00:14:30,774 --> 00:14:31,773
You got a location?
311
00:14:31,775 --> 00:14:32,974
I do.
312
00:14:32,976 --> 00:14:34,743
It looks like
those catfish e-mails were sent
313
00:14:34,745 --> 00:14:36,545
from an office building
downtown.
314
00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:44,986
Toast, talk to me.
315
00:14:44,988 --> 00:14:47,289
Keep going about ten more yards,
316
00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:49,157
and then head right.
Signal's tracing
317
00:14:49,159 --> 00:14:52,094
to a terminal
in the far corner.
318
00:15:02,473 --> 00:15:04,639
Can I help you?
319
00:15:04,641 --> 00:15:08,610
You got a beautiful family,
Mr. Mintz.
320
00:15:08,612 --> 00:15:11,012
I imagine they're not
gonna be too pleased
321
00:15:11,014 --> 00:15:12,447
when they find out
that their old man
322
00:15:12,449 --> 00:15:13,748
is an online predator.
323
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:16,351
Please,
you have to understand,
324
00:15:16,353 --> 00:15:17,953
I'm not a bad person.
325
00:15:17,955 --> 00:15:19,454
Okay.
326
00:15:19,456 --> 00:15:21,890
Look, Addison Wells found out
who you really were,
327
00:15:21,892 --> 00:15:23,959
and then all of a sudden
she-she ends up missing.
328
00:15:23,961 --> 00:15:25,260
H-How do you explain that?
329
00:15:25,262 --> 00:15:29,498
Now, look, I admit
that I misrepresented myself
330
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,632
to Addison,
331
00:15:30,634 --> 00:15:33,969
but I had nothing to do
with her disappearance.
332
00:15:34,771 --> 00:15:37,139
It was all just a fantasy.
333
00:15:37,141 --> 00:15:38,840
I never planned on acting on it.
334
00:15:40,978 --> 00:15:42,444
Chin showed Mintz's photo
to the Hillers.
335
00:15:42,446 --> 00:15:43,879
They don't seem to think
he's our guy.
336
00:15:43,881 --> 00:15:45,046
I'm not surprised, look at this.
337
00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:46,414
Mintz was perving on at least
338
00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,950
a dozen other women, and he
was actually at this terminal
339
00:15:48,952 --> 00:15:51,753
chatting one of them
up last night.
340
00:15:51,755 --> 00:15:53,188
He logged off around 11:00 p.m.
341
00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:54,589
Okay. There's no way
342
00:15:54,591 --> 00:15:58,260
he could've been in Kahala
at the time of the abduction.
343
00:15:58,262 --> 00:16:01,796
Please. Please.
344
00:16:01,798 --> 00:16:03,665
Please.
345
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:06,434
Please let me go.
346
00:16:06,436 --> 00:16:09,171
I don't want to die here.
347
00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:10,972
Please.
348
00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:12,307
Please let me go.
349
00:16:23,142 --> 00:16:25,349
Toast just did a sweep
of Addison's laptop.
350
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:26,550
Found something
the crime lab missed.
351
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:27,517
Spyware.
352
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:28,952
And she had it bad.
353
00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:31,721
I'm not talking about the kind
that slows your computer down,
354
00:16:31,723 --> 00:16:33,490
and gives you pop-up
ads for boner pills.
355
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:34,658
I'm talking about Cherry Bomb.
356
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,127
What's "Cherry Bomb?"
357
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,095
It's like Microsoft Office
for black hat hackers.
358
00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:41,198
It's a suite of malware
that includes key loggers,
359
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,066
root kits, and
fingerprint evasions
360
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,235
Real scary stuff.
361
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,270
The thing is,
we found the executable file
362
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:48,572
that infected Addison's system.
363
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:51,007
It was installed
over five months ago.
364
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:52,709
So the spyware landed
on her computer before
365
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,144
she was catfished by Mintz,
366
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,680
which means that it had to be
her kidnapper who infected her.
367
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,149
We find out who's behind
the hack, we found our guy.
368
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,120
Okay, guys,
369
00:17:04,122 --> 00:17:08,058
I don't know who attacked
Addison's computer,
370
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,560
but I might know
someone who does.
371
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:25,575
Dude, what are you doing?
372
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:26,943
Just keeping it real.
373
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,145
I don't want the old crew
thinking I sold out.
374
00:17:29,147 --> 00:17:31,615
Why do you think we parked
two blocks away?
375
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,889
I can't believe this.
376
00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:43,092
We're sending Scooby and Shaggy
in to work this lead.
377
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:51,134
Password.
378
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:52,802
Joshua.
379
00:17:52,804 --> 00:17:54,170
Nice.
380
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:56,372
Joshua was the backdoor password
that Matthew Broderick used
381
00:17:56,374 --> 00:17:58,107
to access the Cheyenne Mountain
Nuclear Complex
382
00:17:58,109 --> 00:18:00,309
in the 1983 sci-fi classic
War Games.
383
00:18:00,311 --> 00:18:02,145
That's right.
384
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:04,347
Your nerd credentials
are in order, you may enter.
385
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:23,633
So, which one of these
lovable rogues is our Han Solo?
386
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,134
10 o'clock.
387
00:18:25,136 --> 00:18:26,869
In the bean bag chair.
388
00:18:26,871 --> 00:18:28,504
He goes by Null Legend.
389
00:18:28,506 --> 00:18:29,705
He authored Cherry Bomb.
390
00:18:30,842 --> 00:18:34,143
Well, look at this.
391
00:18:34,145 --> 00:18:37,914
Captain Bird Turd is slumming it
with the code jockeys again.
392
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,882
What, did you blow through
your millions already?
393
00:18:39,884 --> 00:18:40,850
Nope.
394
00:18:40,852 --> 00:18:43,486
I was hoping you could
help my boy here.
395
00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:45,888
See, someone's been using Cherry
Bomb to creep on his sister.
396
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:47,590
Sorry to hear,
397
00:18:47,592 --> 00:18:49,525
but I just give people
the tools to hack,
398
00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:51,894
it's up to them
to do so responsibly.
399
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:56,265
Besides, my customers pay
top dollar to stay anon.
400
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:57,733
Except they're not
so anonymous to you.
401
00:18:57,735 --> 00:19:00,002
We both know that you
keep records of all your buyers,
402
00:19:00,004 --> 00:19:01,904
so that way,
if the heat does come down,
403
00:19:01,906 --> 00:19:05,575
you've got someone to roll on.
404
00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:08,111
Let me be clear, okay?
405
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:12,148
It's not that I can't help you,
it's that I don't want to.
406
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,317
And I think you know why.
407
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,418
This is going great.
408
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,786
About as well as I expected.
409
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,554
Okay, all right.
410
00:19:18,556 --> 00:19:20,189
Okay, it's obvious you two
have some history,
411
00:19:20,191 --> 00:19:22,892
but can we just take a step back
and focus on my problem?
412
00:19:22,894 --> 00:19:24,260
Hold that thought, Jerry.
413
00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:27,163
Patrick here was about to
tell us how I stole his idea.
414
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:28,197
First of all,
415
00:19:28,199 --> 00:19:30,032
very uncool using my real name,
416
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,567
and second,
you did steal my idea.
417
00:19:31,569 --> 00:19:33,402
Here we go.
Okay, remember?
418
00:19:33,404 --> 00:19:35,004
We were blasting a J
in the Zippie's parking lot
419
00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:37,406
and a bird dropped a deuce
right on my shoulder,
420
00:19:37,408 --> 00:19:39,542
and then we started talking
about how that would make
421
00:19:39,544 --> 00:19:40,977
a cool video game.
422
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,312
Yeah, but in your version the
player was just an average dude
423
00:19:43,314 --> 00:19:44,680
who was trying to avoid
getting pooped on.
424
00:19:44,682 --> 00:19:46,616
It was my idea to make
the player the pooper,
425
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:47,817
not the poopee.
426
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:50,353
Plus, when I brought it up to
you a couple days later,
427
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,621
you said, quote,
428
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,456
"That's the dumbest idea ever,"
enquote.
429
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,457
In my defense,
430
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:56,325
I was sober when I said that.
431
00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:58,127
Okay, look, Null Legend,
or Patrick,
432
00:19:58,129 --> 00:19:59,162
whatever your name is...
433
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,530
It's Patrick.
434
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,165
Patrick.
435
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,266
...the customer
you're protecting,
436
00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,001
the guy in this picture,
he kidnapped a girl.
437
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,869
Dude, your sister was kidnapped?
438
00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:08,671
No that was just a clever ruse.
439
00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:09,605
I'm actually with Five-O.
440
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:11,707
And all I got to do is
say the word,
441
00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,176
and the cavalry
will storm this place,
442
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,845
seize every computer in here,
and arrest your entire crew.
443
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:17,480
How many customers are gonna
want to do business
444
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,916
with you then?
445
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,918
I can't believe you
narc'd me out.
446
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,486
I can't believe
you're still running Linux
447
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,988
on a 32-bit Samurai stack.
448
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:28,891
Get out of the dark ages, dude.
449
00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:30,393
Also, get us that name.
450
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,828
Yeah.
451
00:21:16,474 --> 00:21:18,341
Let's get HPD and CSU down here,
452
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,743
tear this place apart.
453
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:51,707
Yo.
454
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:54,744
Okay, so this place is leased
to a guy named Jacob Holm.
455
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:57,046
Neighbors have not seen him
for at least a couple days.
456
00:21:57,048 --> 00:21:59,315
Well, it probably means
Addison was never here, right?
457
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:02,318
Okay, so this is what
we know about Jacob Holm.
458
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,353
He worked in I.T.
at a local law firm.
459
00:22:04,355 --> 00:22:07,890
That was, until he was fired for
downloading confidential files
460
00:22:07,892 --> 00:22:08,991
off the company's server.
461
00:22:08,993 --> 00:22:10,926
Yeah, Holm's bosses
agreed to drop the charges
462
00:22:10,928 --> 00:22:12,662
if he just returned
the stolen data,
463
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,463
but instead
he turned around and leaked
464
00:22:14,465 --> 00:22:15,798
hundreds of e-mails to the press
465
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,267
proving that the law firm was
wrapped up in all kinds of dirt.
466
00:22:18,269 --> 00:22:21,937
They were destroying evidence,
covering up fraud,
467
00:22:21,939 --> 00:22:23,272
even threatened witnesses.
468
00:22:23,274 --> 00:22:26,208
When the story broke, the press
branded Holm a "hacktivist."
469
00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:29,078
He ended up serving 18 months
of a five year sentence,
470
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,913
and, uh, he was released
last July.
471
00:22:30,915 --> 00:22:32,648
Where'd you find all this stuff?
472
00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:33,983
Folder in his nightstand.
473
00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:35,985
Ah, so he's proud of it.
He thinks he's a hero?
474
00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,687
It doesn't make any sense.
475
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:38,954
I mean, Holm's one prior arrest
476
00:22:38,956 --> 00:22:41,157
was for a crime that was
ideologically motivated.
477
00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:43,225
All right, how does a guy
go from hacking a law firm
478
00:22:43,227 --> 00:22:44,493
to kidnapping a college kid?
479
00:22:57,408 --> 00:22:59,408
Ahoy, Captain!
480
00:22:59,410 --> 00:23:01,143
Ahoy.
481
00:23:01,145 --> 00:23:05,214
I'm sorry, I don't mean
to be a backseat sailor,
482
00:23:05,216 --> 00:23:06,615
but just want to make sure
everything's all right
483
00:23:06,617 --> 00:23:08,584
with the ship.
484
00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:11,187
All good, bruddah.
Why you asking?
485
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,923
Well, it's just that,
according to my calculations,
486
00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:15,925
it appears that we've travelled
approximately ten feet
487
00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:17,860
in the last 40 minutes.
488
00:23:17,862 --> 00:23:21,130
What?
How is that possible?
489
00:23:21,132 --> 00:23:23,165
It appears that our vessel
is currently becalmed.
490
00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:26,902
I would put the wind speed
at a one on the Beaufort scale.
491
00:23:26,904 --> 00:23:28,237
English.
492
00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:29,939
There is no wind,
493
00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:31,841
hence the boat isn't moving.
494
00:23:37,448 --> 00:23:39,448
Flippa!
495
00:23:40,284 --> 00:23:41,684
Flippa!
496
00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:44,754
What gives, brah?
497
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,889
You're supposed to be my GPS.
498
00:23:46,891 --> 00:23:49,125
Sorry, cuz, I got seasick.
499
00:23:51,863 --> 00:23:54,897
I see why our navigation
system's on the fritz.
500
00:23:54,899 --> 00:23:56,399
Well, leaving your first mate
in charge of the liquor
501
00:23:56,401 --> 00:23:58,734
may not have been
the most prudent move.
502
00:23:58,736 --> 00:23:59,668
Don't sweat it, Doc.
503
00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:02,037
I got an auxiliary engine
504
00:24:02,039 --> 00:24:03,839
just for this situation.
505
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,480
I assume you checked
that the battery was charged
506
00:24:11,482 --> 00:24:12,882
before we set sail.
507
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:14,216
This thing has a battery?
508
00:24:18,756 --> 00:24:19,755
Mayday. Mayday.
509
00:24:19,757 --> 00:24:22,658
This is the SS Thong Magnet
510
00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:24,326
needing emergency assistance.
511
00:24:26,497 --> 00:24:29,698
And I'm afraid the radio is
powered by the battery as well.
512
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:33,569
And we lost cell service
a few hours ago.
513
00:24:33,571 --> 00:24:35,204
Why are you so calm about this?
514
00:24:35,206 --> 00:24:36,939
Well, I project
outward confidence
515
00:24:36,941 --> 00:24:38,607
as a way of coping with stress.
516
00:24:38,609 --> 00:24:40,009
Inside, I'm terrified.
517
00:24:42,947 --> 00:24:44,447
We're gonna die out here.
518
00:24:47,318 --> 00:24:48,818
Nobody's dying on my watch.
519
00:24:51,222 --> 00:24:54,423
All we got to do is send
a distress signal up.
520
00:24:54,425 --> 00:24:55,758
Coast Guard will come
521
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,859
and tow us to shore.
522
00:25:03,401 --> 00:25:05,668
You got to be kidding me, brah.
523
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,269
Must be a safety-- give it here.
524
00:25:07,271 --> 00:25:10,573
Sure, let the drunk guy
handle the firearm.
525
00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:11,941
Great idea.
526
00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:13,776
Everyone chill, I got this.
527
00:25:18,182 --> 00:25:20,916
Well, there's no missing that.
528
00:25:24,722 --> 00:25:26,989
I heard you got something.
529
00:25:26,991 --> 00:25:29,325
Yeah, Addison wasn't the only
person that Holm was spying on.
530
00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,594
Looks like he put spyware
onto over 1,000 machines.
531
00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:34,330
He was targeting other victims.
532
00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:37,867
Exactly, and it looks like
he may have selected one.
533
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,936
He's got a folder with this
guy's name on it, Jason Putnam.
534
00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:44,373
Whoa, that's a lot of data.
535
00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:45,774
Over a terabyte.
536
00:25:45,776 --> 00:25:47,476
E-mails, financials,
537
00:25:47,478 --> 00:25:50,279
recorded phone calls, he even
has video and screen caps
538
00:25:50,281 --> 00:25:53,182
from a bunch
of hijacked camera feeds.
539
00:25:57,288 --> 00:25:59,321
Who is Jason Putnam?
540
00:25:59,323 --> 00:26:02,024
My name is Jason Putnam,
541
00:26:02,026 --> 00:26:05,160
and I have something to confess.
542
00:26:05,162 --> 00:26:06,328
Over the past year,
543
00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:11,033
while working
as a private financial advisor,
544
00:26:11,035 --> 00:26:15,037
I embezzled over $800,000.
545
00:26:15,039 --> 00:26:17,773
Mostly from elderly clients
546
00:26:17,775 --> 00:26:21,443
whom I believed were less likely
to detect the fraud.
547
00:26:21,445 --> 00:26:23,445
Jason Putnam posted
548
00:26:23,447 --> 00:26:25,247
this video to his profile
three days ago
549
00:26:25,249 --> 00:26:26,482
and it immediately
went viral.
550
00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:27,983
Uh-huh, so this guy's
robbing old folks
551
00:26:27,985 --> 00:26:29,184
for their live savings.
552
00:26:29,186 --> 00:26:30,886
I imagine the Internet
was not too kind.
553
00:26:30,888 --> 00:26:32,021
It was brutal.
554
00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:33,489
He was publically eviscerated.
555
00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:36,392
But since then, no one
has seen or heard from him.
556
00:26:36,394 --> 00:26:37,660
His family contacted HPD
557
00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:38,994
'cause they were concerned
about his mental state.
558
00:26:38,996 --> 00:26:40,362
He's currently classified
559
00:26:40,364 --> 00:26:42,131
as an "Endangered
Missing Adult."
560
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:44,967
Okay, but clearly Putnam
didn't go missing on his own.
561
00:26:44,969 --> 00:26:46,669
I mean, Holm kidnapped him
and forced this confession.
562
00:26:46,671 --> 00:26:48,470
Guys, check this out.
563
00:26:48,472 --> 00:26:50,372
Found these on Holm's server.
564
00:26:50,374 --> 00:26:52,474
They're camera feeds
and they're live.
565
00:26:53,911 --> 00:26:54,944
All right, can we trace
where they're coming from?
566
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,145
Yeah, sure,
but there's 17 of them,
567
00:26:56,147 --> 00:26:57,413
and they're coming
from all over the island.
568
00:26:57,415 --> 00:26:59,515
From what I can tell,
it's mostly abandoned buildings
569
00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:00,649
and vacant homes.
570
00:27:00,651 --> 00:27:01,984
Well, obviously he was
staking these places out.
571
00:27:01,986 --> 00:27:03,819
Maybe it's where he was
planning on taking his victims.
572
00:27:03,821 --> 00:27:06,155
That's what I was afraid of.
Check this out.
573
00:27:08,726 --> 00:27:10,392
That's a body.
574
00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:24,740
What is it?
575
00:27:27,111 --> 00:27:29,511
This is the fallout
to his confession.
576
00:27:29,513 --> 00:27:34,083
What do you think,
he was making Putnam watch it?
577
00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:35,784
That's exactly what I think.
578
00:27:35,786 --> 00:27:38,153
And then he left him
locked up in here
579
00:27:38,155 --> 00:27:39,588
with only one way out.
580
00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:04,907
Thought we had
lost you there, cuz.
581
00:28:04,909 --> 00:28:08,378
Get off me.
582
00:28:08,380 --> 00:28:09,946
What happened?
583
00:28:09,948 --> 00:28:11,180
You don't remember?
584
00:28:11,182 --> 00:28:13,750
We were just floating out there
on that life raft.
585
00:28:13,752 --> 00:28:15,685
And I spotted land.
That's right.
586
00:28:15,687 --> 00:28:19,055
You were so excited, you jumped
up and lost your balance.
587
00:28:19,057 --> 00:28:21,057
By the time we got you
back in the raft,
588
00:28:21,059 --> 00:28:23,126
you had swallowed so much water,
that you passed out.
589
00:28:23,128 --> 00:28:26,362
Doc had to do mouth to mouth
to get you breathing again.
590
00:28:30,035 --> 00:28:31,668
Ah.
591
00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:33,569
Glad to see you back on
your feet, Captain.
592
00:28:33,571 --> 00:28:34,771
Where the hell are we?
593
00:28:34,773 --> 00:28:36,673
Now, that is a good question.
594
00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:39,575
My best bet is we're on one
of the uninhabited islands
595
00:28:39,577 --> 00:28:40,710
of the Hawaiian chain.
596
00:28:40,712 --> 00:28:43,646
Most likely Lehua.
597
00:28:43,648 --> 00:28:45,682
Lehua?
598
00:28:45,684 --> 00:28:50,486
Now, all we have to do is
survive until we get discovered.
599
00:28:50,488 --> 00:28:52,388
Fortunately, I had a have a
head start on building the fire.
600
00:28:52,390 --> 00:28:53,589
I did it
while you were unconscious.
601
00:28:53,591 --> 00:28:56,159
At least we'll be warm
while we starve to death.
602
00:28:56,161 --> 00:28:57,994
Oh, nonsense.
603
00:28:57,996 --> 00:29:00,530
I also collected some crickets
and caterpillars
604
00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:02,265
for our dining pleasure.
605
00:29:02,267 --> 00:29:03,787
They're an excellent
source of protein.
606
00:29:05,804 --> 00:29:07,670
I grabbed what I could...
607
00:29:07,672 --> 00:29:09,105
before our ship burnt up.
608
00:29:09,107 --> 00:29:11,674
If we ration it,
609
00:29:11,676 --> 00:29:13,209
could last us a few days.
610
00:29:13,211 --> 00:29:15,745
Talk to me, what do we have?
611
00:29:18,917 --> 00:29:20,116
Mochi balls.
612
00:29:20,118 --> 00:29:21,384
Love those.
613
00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:22,952
And a bottle of ouzo.
614
00:29:28,159 --> 00:29:30,193
Who's up for some sing-a-longs?
615
00:29:30,195 --> 00:29:31,928
That sounds delightful.
616
00:29:35,133 --> 00:29:37,066
Sorry, cuz.
617
00:29:37,068 --> 00:29:39,435
If I die first,
618
00:29:39,437 --> 00:29:41,104
I want you to eat me.
619
00:29:42,006 --> 00:29:43,973
Nobody's gonna eat you.
620
00:29:45,076 --> 00:29:47,643
So what are you saying,
I'm not good enough for you?
621
00:29:47,645 --> 00:29:49,112
Why wouldn't you eat me?
622
00:29:56,454 --> 00:29:58,221
Guys, over here!
623
00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:02,625
Check it out,
624
00:30:02,627 --> 00:30:04,761
Doctor, regular MacGyver.
625
00:30:04,763 --> 00:30:06,429
Actually, it's basic physics.
626
00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:09,732
The lens focuses the light to
generate enough heat to burn.
627
00:30:09,734 --> 00:30:12,235
Now all we need to do
is stoke the flame.
628
00:30:15,106 --> 00:30:16,572
I'll do you one better, brah.
629
00:30:19,811 --> 00:30:22,645
Oh! - Yeah!
Whoa.
630
00:30:22,647 --> 00:30:26,115
It's always nice to have
flammable material.
631
00:30:26,117 --> 00:30:28,451
And alcohol.
632
00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:35,792
All right, thanks, dude.
633
00:30:35,794 --> 00:30:38,060
All right, so HPD checked
all the locations
634
00:30:38,062 --> 00:30:40,163
that Holm was surveilling,
no sign of Addison.
635
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,168
Okay, so this guy, he abducts
Addison for a specific reason,
636
00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:46,903
but it's not 'cause
she's young and pretty.
637
00:30:46,905 --> 00:30:48,171
No.
638
00:30:48,173 --> 00:30:49,272
It's because she's got
something that she's hiding
639
00:30:49,274 --> 00:30:50,673
and this guy
wants to expose her.
640
00:30:50,675 --> 00:30:52,508
Exactly, that's what he does,
he prowls the Internet
641
00:30:52,510 --> 00:30:54,110
looking for victims
who have dark secrets
642
00:30:54,112 --> 00:30:56,345
and then he forces them
to confess 'cause...
643
00:30:56,347 --> 00:30:59,048
what, he's a vigilante
with a god complex.
644
00:30:59,050 --> 00:31:00,883
No, this guy's face
is all over the news.
645
00:31:00,885 --> 00:31:02,218
Okay, and that is why
646
00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:04,420
he didn't take her to
any of those spots, right?
647
00:31:04,422 --> 00:31:06,455
I mean, he's smart,
he knows we'd be on 'em.
648
00:31:06,457 --> 00:31:08,057
He's smart,
he's also a psychopath.
649
00:31:08,059 --> 00:31:10,126
I'm not looking forward to
seeing what this guy does
650
00:31:10,128 --> 00:31:12,228
now that his back's
against the wall.
651
00:31:27,946 --> 00:31:30,446
Please.
652
00:31:30,448 --> 00:31:32,682
I don't want to die.
653
00:31:34,752 --> 00:31:36,352
I'm not the one
who's a murderer.
654
00:31:42,894 --> 00:31:44,961
This link was just posted
655
00:31:44,963 --> 00:31:46,095
to Addison's profile page.
656
00:31:46,097 --> 00:31:48,097
It's a Web stream.
It's about to go live.
657
00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:51,934
Toast?
I'm on it.
658
00:31:53,071 --> 00:31:55,304
My name is Addison Wells.
659
00:31:55,306 --> 00:31:59,742
As most of you know,
I was kidnapped last night.
660
00:31:59,744 --> 00:32:02,478
But what you don't know
is the reason why.
661
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,313
For years now,
Toast, talk to me.
662
00:32:04,315 --> 00:32:07,283
I've been keeping a secret.
He's got the feed on a five-second relay.
663
00:32:07,285 --> 00:32:08,918
It's being bounced off proxy
servers all over the world.
664
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,353
run from it, put it behind me,
Well, can you trace it?
665
00:32:10,355 --> 00:32:12,421
but I wrong.
I could if I had a few hours.
666
00:32:12,423 --> 00:32:13,623
I moved to Hawaii...
Brah, we don't have a few hours.
667
00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:15,591
If we don't find this guy
by the end of this feed,
668
00:32:15,593 --> 00:32:17,193
this girl is as good as dead.
669
00:32:17,195 --> 00:32:18,728
Yeah, enough
with the pressure, man.
670
00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:20,263
And I haven't even smoked
my morning bowl yet.
671
00:32:20,265 --> 00:32:22,298
The truth is
672
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:24,734
I haven't been honest
about who I am
673
00:32:24,736 --> 00:32:28,704
and the mistakes
that I have made.
674
00:32:28,706 --> 00:32:30,506
And now I'm going to confess.
675
00:32:30,508 --> 00:32:31,774
We're running out of time.
676
00:32:33,478 --> 00:32:36,012
Five years ago in Pl...
677
00:32:39,117 --> 00:32:40,583
What the hell just happened?
678
00:32:40,585 --> 00:32:42,418
She just got played off
by Fatso the Keyboard Cat.
679
00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:45,388
Somebody deliberately
knocked that feed offline.
680
00:32:45,390 --> 00:32:46,622
And that someone was me.
681
00:32:46,624 --> 00:32:48,224
Toast, what are you doing?
682
00:32:48,226 --> 00:32:49,625
I'm getting you your location
683
00:32:49,627 --> 00:32:52,028
the only way I know how.
684
00:32:52,030 --> 00:32:53,262
Holm can't reestablish
a connection
685
00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:55,364
without exposing his location.
It's genius.
686
00:32:55,366 --> 00:32:58,134
And what if he just decides
to kill this girl? What then?
687
00:32:58,136 --> 00:33:00,336
Then I guess
I'll look pretty dumb.
688
00:33:04,275 --> 00:33:05,474
This doesn't change anything.
689
00:33:05,476 --> 00:33:06,676
When that light goes back on,
690
00:33:06,678 --> 00:33:08,611
you say exactly
what I told you to.
691
00:33:12,550 --> 00:33:14,083
It worked.
He took the bait.
692
00:33:14,085 --> 00:33:15,151
Not so fast.
693
00:33:15,153 --> 00:33:16,819
I still have to zero in
on his location.
694
00:33:16,821 --> 00:33:18,487
How long?
17 seconds,
695
00:33:18,489 --> 00:33:20,523
give or take.
696
00:33:20,525 --> 00:33:22,591
This is my confession.
697
00:33:22,593 --> 00:33:25,628
Five years ago
in Plymouth, Minnesota...
698
00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:30,900
...I was driving my car
late at night...
699
00:33:33,538 --> 00:33:35,204
when I struck a pedestrian,
700
00:33:35,206 --> 00:33:38,808
killing him instantly.
701
00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:40,743
In my statement,
I told the police
702
00:33:40,745 --> 00:33:43,112
that the victim stepped
into traffic
703
00:33:43,114 --> 00:33:46,582
and that I didn't have
enough time to brake,
704
00:33:46,584 --> 00:33:48,918
but that was a lie.
705
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,722
The truth is...
706
00:33:52,724 --> 00:33:55,091
I wasn't even looking
at the road when it happened.
707
00:33:57,128 --> 00:34:00,162
I was on my phone,
reading a text.
708
00:34:03,601 --> 00:34:06,035
Because of my own carelessness,
709
00:34:06,037 --> 00:34:09,438
an innocent man died.
710
00:34:11,809 --> 00:34:13,442
There hasn't been a day
that's gone by
711
00:34:13,444 --> 00:34:15,111
that I haven't thought about it.
712
00:34:17,915 --> 00:34:19,448
I'm so sorry.
713
00:34:26,924 --> 00:34:28,424
Got him.
714
00:34:30,428 --> 00:34:34,930
I wanted to tell his family.
715
00:34:34,932 --> 00:34:38,167
I even wrote the e-mail
that I was gonna send.
716
00:34:38,169 --> 00:34:40,803
But you never did, did you?
717
00:34:40,805 --> 00:34:42,338
Sorry.
718
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:48,511
And now the world will see you
for what you really are:
719
00:34:48,513 --> 00:34:50,212
a coward and a liar.
720
00:34:56,921 --> 00:34:58,454
3236.
721
00:35:04,195 --> 00:35:05,227
You're letting me go?
722
00:35:05,229 --> 00:35:08,397
No.
723
00:35:08,399 --> 00:35:09,799
Even if I did,
724
00:35:09,801 --> 00:35:12,334
there would be nothing left
to go back to, would there?
725
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,574
But...
726
00:35:22,613 --> 00:35:24,613
...I will show you some mercy.
727
00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:40,062
This is Officer Kalakua
requesting HPD and SWAT support.
728
00:35:40,064 --> 00:35:43,132
The address is
5625 Hoala Street in Waimalu.
729
00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:37,887
We got blood.
730
00:37:57,142 --> 00:37:58,675
You all right?
Are you hurt?
731
00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:18,728
I've got you. It's all over now.
732
00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:53,196
♪ Watching people pass me by ♪
733
00:38:53,198 --> 00:38:56,266
♪ Anything to pass the time ♪
734
00:38:56,268 --> 00:38:57,967
♪ Weird to think ♪
735
00:38:57,969 --> 00:38:59,435
♪ We're all the same ♪
736
00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:00,770
♪ Completely different ♪
737
00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:02,205
♪ Ain't it strange ♪
738
00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:03,473
♪ Uh-huh ♪
739
00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:05,575
♪ Whoa, I see ♪
740
00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:07,210
♪ This world ♪
741
00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:08,645
♪ Surrounding me ♪
742
00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:10,113
♪ And I hope ♪
743
00:39:10,115 --> 00:39:11,948
♪ That someday ♪
744
00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:14,417
♪ That we can learn to love ♪
745
00:39:14,419 --> 00:39:17,453
♪ Just one more day. ♪
746
00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:19,722
Wonderful!
747
00:39:19,724 --> 00:39:20,690
Thanks.
748
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,425
Dang, cuz.
749
00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:24,661
You got to perform a gig
at the shrimp truck.
750
00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:25,728
Pro Bono?
751
00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:27,864
At least until you win
your first Grammy.
752
00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:31,067
Well, since we're
on the topic of regrets--
753
00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:34,204
you not pursuing your music--
I'll share mine.
754
00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:36,272
Years ago
I had the opportunity
755
00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:37,974
to participate
in Doctors Without Borders.
756
00:39:37,976 --> 00:39:41,177
It was a six month stint
in Mozambique,
757
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:43,546
but I decided not to take it.
758
00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,782
Why not?
759
00:39:45,784 --> 00:39:49,586
Well, you know, dealing with
living, breathing patients
760
00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:52,121
isn't exactly my strong suit.
761
00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:55,458
That's why I took up a career
in forensic pathology.
762
00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:58,127
Apparently,
some people consider me
763
00:39:58,129 --> 00:39:59,963
awkward and off-putting.
764
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:02,398
No, that's crazy.
765
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,534
No way, Doc, not you.
766
00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:07,237
Thank you.
767
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,905
And yourself, any regrets?
768
00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:11,007
Please.
769
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:13,076
I'm a two-time felon.
770
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:14,911
I own four businesses now.
771
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:17,647
I got no regrets.
772
00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:19,515
Actually, cuz,
773
00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:21,985
business number four
is currently resting
774
00:40:21,987 --> 00:40:23,620
at the bottom of the Pacific.
775
00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:25,889
It's a small setback.
776
00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:27,924
When the insurance cash kick in,
777
00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:30,059
we'll be back in action.
778
00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:31,761
Thong Magnet Two?
779
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:34,364
Featuring the music stylings
780
00:40:34,366 --> 00:40:36,332
of Shawn "Flippa" Tupuola.
781
00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:37,767
Yeah.
782
00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:41,104
Well, I think we should
call it a night.
783
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:43,773
Come 6:00 a.m. the sun
is gonna be blazing.
784
00:40:48,713 --> 00:40:50,914
Good night, Doc.
785
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:52,515
Good night, Flippa.
786
00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:53,650
Good night, Kamekona.
787
00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:55,818
Good night, Doc.
788
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:56,786
Good night, little cuz.
789
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:59,088
Good night, big cuz.
790
00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:01,057
Good night, stars.
791
00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:04,327
Good night, moon.
792
00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:09,132
What was that?
793
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:10,133
It's a signal.
794
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,834
Somebody found us.
795
00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:12,836
We're saved.
796
00:41:18,576 --> 00:41:20,443
Actually, I believe
those are fireworks.
797
00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:22,512
Fireworks?
798
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:30,153
Look, Cheryl, natives.
799
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,188
Aloha.
800
00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:39,095
"Uninhabited" you said.
801
00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:40,596
There's a resort
on this island?
802
00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:42,832
Apparently so.
803
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,034
And judging from where
those fireworks are coming from,
804
00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:46,869
I'd say it's less
than 100 yards away.
805
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:52,041
Oops.
806
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,680
Gross.
807
00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:00,416
Oh, no, not again.
808
00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:02,752
Okay, how am I supposed to poop
on the skateboard kids
809
00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:03,886
when they're moving so fast?
810
00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:06,356
This-- it's impossible.
811
00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:08,725
Well, you got to fill up
on the meatball sub.
812
00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:09,759
Larger bowel capacity,
813
00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:11,995
bigger blast radius.
814
00:42:11,997 --> 00:42:14,163
Oh.
815
00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:16,499
Awesome. Awesome.
816
00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:18,501
Gross.
817
00:42:18,503 --> 00:42:19,569
Ew, penguin poop.
818
00:42:19,571 --> 00:42:21,971
Hey, again, I'm sorry
about this morning.
819
00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:24,507
I didn't mean to cramp
your style, but, uh, you know,
820
00:42:24,509 --> 00:42:25,742
it was worth it, right?
821
00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:26,876
Yeah, no problem.
822
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,412
Now we all get to go
have chicken and waffles.
823
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:33,016
I just feel bad that
824
00:42:33,018 --> 00:42:34,917
they didn't have room
for everyone
825
00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:36,519
in first class.
826
00:42:36,521 --> 00:42:38,454
Oh, don't worry about
those guys-- they're fine.
827
00:42:39,457 --> 00:42:41,157
I got pooped on again.
828
00:42:57,909 --> 00:42:59,075
What the hell.
829
00:43:08,102 --> 00:43:14,602
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