1 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,279 (NARRATOR READING) 2 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Ripped By mstoll 3 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,199 (ALL CHEERING) 4 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:37,319 Yeah! We are the bosses of blowing up Death Stars! 5 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,359 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 6 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,839 (ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 7 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,871 (JO YFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 8 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,518 (ALL CHATTING INDISTINCTLY) 9 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,154 (GROANS) 10 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:03,669 Yoda! 11 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,708 Obi-Wan. 12 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:10,239 - Some other guy? - I'm Anakin Skywalker, your father. 13 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,914 Oh. You didn't look like that five minutes ago. 14 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:17,110 Hey, hey! The old gang's together again. 15 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:21,432 It's all good. Forgive and forget. Right, fellow ghost buddy? 16 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,670 - This one's mine. - (GRUNTS) 17 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,798 That's the second time this has happened today! 18 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,837 - Thanks, other guy I don't know. - My name is Mace... 19 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,714 WINDU: Oh... He's gone. 20 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:43,430 NARRATOR: As the party ends and the new era dawns, 21 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,239 the victorious Rebels set off across the galaxy 22 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,709 to begin their new mission of keeping the peace 23 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,950 and rebuilding the Republic. 24 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,634 And some of them were on cleanup duty. 25 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,912 I was programmed to take my litter home with me. 26 00:01:58,480 --> 00:01:59,708 LEIA: Lighten up, Threepio. 27 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,598 We just won a war, we're allowed to get a little carried away. 28 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,558 You're right, of course. A celebration. 29 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,712 And no one is more jubilant than I or Artoo, 30 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:13,669 since together we have endured three decades of unrelenting conflict. 31 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,952 That's 30 years. 32 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,315 Then you two fought in the Clone Wars with Obi-Wan? 33 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,709 Indeed. And with Master Yoda 34 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,268 and your father, before he became Darth Vader, of course. 35 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,238 Wait, what? Luke's father is Darth Vader? 36 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,788 Everybody knows that. We learned of it months ago. 37 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,792 I was frozen in carbonite. Sue me! 38 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,509 Threepio, you must have amazing stories about those days. 39 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:36,589 I'd love to hear them. 40 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,990 And I would love to regale you with them, but there's no time. 41 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:43,117 Artoo and I are leaving shortly to accompany Admiral Ackbar 42 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,158 on a mission to liberate the lost battle droids of Mandalore. 43 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,511 My sweet ride's first mission. 44 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:50,073 (SNIFFS) Ah! 45 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,799 Still has that new starfighter smell. 46 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,793 Your mission can wait a bit. We want to hear your story. 47 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,755 B-b-but the Admiral is most anxious to set off... 48 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,799 No hurry. It'll give me more time to buff this little lady. 49 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,990 Go ahead, Threepio. Tell us your story. 50 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:08,590 The truth is I don't remember any of it! 51 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,797 - It seems my memory was wiped. - (ARTOO BEEPS) 52 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,110 You have had my memory all this time? 53 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,679 Well, jump to it, Artoo. 54 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:22,514 Now, thanks to you, I do have a story to tell. 55 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,592 - (CLICKS) - (CHIMES) 56 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,350 Ah, yes, it is all coming back to me now. 57 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,317 I can remember it as... 58 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,469 (STAMMERS MECHANICALLY) 59 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,031 If it were yesterday. 60 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,390 Let us begin at the beginning, 61 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:43,674 when a phantom menace arose that led to an attack of the clones. 62 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,518 - Buckle up, it is a thrilling tale. - (ALL GASPING) 63 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,354 Turmoil had engulfed the Galactic Republic. 64 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,839 (ALL EX CLAIMING) 65 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:56,357 The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems was in dispute. 66 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,839 (ALL SNORING) 67 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:01,352 Oh, uh, well, perhaps I should fast forward 68 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,557 to the day the unfinished, pre-gold-plated me 69 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,518 first laid eyes on Anakin Skywalker, 70 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,033 the boy who would become Darth Vader. 71 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:20,477 There, you're half done. Now, what should I call you? 72 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:24,235 - I've always been fond of Kevin. - You are C-3PO. 73 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,549 Best name ever. 74 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,553 - Ani, it's lunchtime. - Yippee! 75 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,756 I made you a PB&J on rye. 76 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:36,559 I find your lack of white bread disturbing. 77 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:38,555 But I have sourdough. 78 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,189 Yippee! 79 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:44,393 We didn't know we were about to meet a queen and two Jedi 80 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:50,190 who didn't know that they were about to meet a terrible fate. 81 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:53,113 Master Qui-Gon, that was some negotiation. 82 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:56,317 The Trade Federation Viceroys attacked us, and now we're on the run. 83 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,795 All that matters now is breaking through this blockade 84 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,269 so Queen Amidala won't be forced to sign that treaty. 85 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:05,353 - Can you tell me why again? - Even I'm not 100% sure. 86 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,757 - Uh... Well, um, I know it! - (EXPLOSION) 87 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,999 The shield generator's been hit. I'll send the droids to fix it. 88 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,638 (ALARM BEEPING) 89 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,788 What's going on-sa? 90 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,118 Me-sa thought I'd have a big part in this story! 91 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,199 (CHUCKLES) 92 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,077 He did it. The shield is repaired. Our troubles are over. 93 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:40,639 (POWERING DOWN) 94 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:44,312 - But unfortunately, we are out of fuel. - (ALL SCREAMING) 95 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,515 Our rough landing damaged the ship's hyperdrive. 96 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,670 We'll procure a new one in Mos Espa. 97 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,549 - Uh, you stay here with the ship. - Yes, Master. 98 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,838 QUI GON: Don't go anywhere. 99 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,636 OBI-WAN: That won't be a problem. 100 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,075 DARTH: You are the worst bad guys ever! 101 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:07,039 All I ask is that the Trade Federation help me destroy the Republic. 102 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:11,676 But, no! You fools let Queen Amidala escape Naboo, 103 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:15,116 - and I need her to sign that treaty. - Oh... 104 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:20,832 - Can you explain why to us again? - Well, it's... Never mind why! 105 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,317 Leave the Jedi to me and my apprentice. 106 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,150 This is Darth Maul. 107 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,310 - Awesome. - He will hunt the Jedi down. 108 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,072 Awesome 109 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,194 Then the Senate will feel the pain of... 110 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,953 Awesome! Awesome! Awesome, and handsome! 111 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:43,077 - Cut that out! - You never let me be me. 112 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,390 C-3PO: Meanwhile, on Tatooine, 113 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,313 Padmé, Qui-Gon, and Artoo stumbled upon the juncture 114 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,038 where Anakin and I were working. 115 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,796 It was a most memorable meeting. 116 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:58,399 Hello there. You seem like a friendly sort of fellow. 117 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,790 My name is C-3PO, human cyborg... 118 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,633 Probably caught him on a bad day. 119 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:08,714 You can't afford what Watto charges for a hyperdrive, 120 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:09,869 but I can help you. 121 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,678 - You can? - Sure. 122 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,830 Bet on me in the big Podrace tomorrow. 123 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:18,273 When I win it, you'll be able to buy 100 hyperdrives. 124 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,597 Anakin, I think there's something unique and different about you. 125 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:24,718 A power and gift I've never seen in a child. 126 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,030 Red flag. Red flags here! 127 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,276 You'll do great things for the Republic. 128 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:34,156 Can't warn anyone from making a tragic mistake without a red flag. 129 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,671 Have you ever considered being a Jedi? 130 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,990 Big red flags! 131 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,555 FODESINBEED: Live, on ESPA, 132 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,915 it's the Boonta Eve Podrace Championship, 133 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,834 sponsored by Chalmun's Spaceport Cantina in Mos Eisley. 134 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,113 You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. 135 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,155 Coming to the starting line are today's racers. 136 00:07:55,680 --> 00:08:00,117 Mawhonic in his Mean Green Machine, Sebulba in Speed Demon, 137 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,795 Ben Quadinaros in the Explode-At-The-Starting-Line-Mobile, 138 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:08,311 and Anakin Skywalker, in Destiny's Favourite. 139 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:13,269 Ani, Ani, he's our guy, his midi-chlorian level's high! 140 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,555 Victory is as good as ours. 141 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,638 Fun fact, Skywalker's never successfully completed 142 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,835 a Podrace before. 143 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,553 - ALL: Huh? - Say what? 144 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,348 (GRUNTS) 145 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,432 - Uh-oh. - ALL: Uh-oh. 146 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,035 Ooh... 147 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,954 He's great! My good feeling about this, 148 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,031 which turned into a bad feeling about this, 149 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,315 is now a good feeling about this. 150 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,034 (GROANS) 151 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,432 Not again-sa! 152 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,558 - (WHIZZING) - (BEEPS) 153 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,118 (WHIRRING) 154 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,430 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 155 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,670 - (THUDDING) - Huh, huh. 156 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,439 Hi, I'm Anakin. 157 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,513 Watch where you're going! 158 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,555 (CHUCKLES) 159 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,311 Skywalker's the winner! 160 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,956 Looks like Skywalker has won his freedom from Watto, 161 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,918 and will now be trained as a Jedi by Qui-Gon Jinn. 162 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:51,829 But his mom and his protocol droid must stay behind. 163 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:52,989 That's gotta hurt. 164 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:55,992 But Mrs Skywalker manages to hold it together. 165 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,154 Goodbye, Ani. 166 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:02,755 Don't forget to write your name in your underwear for laundry day. 167 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:11,356 Master Qui-Gon, Naboo is under attack from the entire Trade Federation Army! 168 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,795 I must protect my people. Take me there. 169 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,794 I can't allow it. 170 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,553 We'd be putting you and this young boy in extreme danger. 171 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,758 Or we could go to the Senate debate on the new spice mining regulations. 172 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,869 Extreme danger, here we come! 173 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,269 Uh-oh. 174 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:38,950 Pilots, take out that droid control ship. We'll find the Viceroys. 175 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,109 What about me? 176 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,274 - Roger, roger. - QUI GON: Hide in that ship. 177 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:47,148 But whatever you do, do not accidentally hit a wrong button 178 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,913 that flies you up to the enemy's droid control ship. 179 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,875 I didn't hit the button by accident. 180 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:54,908 I did it on purpose. 181 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,835 Ugh, kids today. 182 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:03,909 (SCREAMS) 183 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:10,271 A Dark Lord of the Sith. The ancient evil enemy of the Jedi. 184 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,794 - We'll handle this. - Okay. See you. 185 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,877 That's an odd way to hold a standard one-bladed lightsaber. 186 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,192 - Two blades? - That is so cool! 187 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,516 This is cooler. 188 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,319 (GROANS) 189 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,679 Ahhh! 190 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,559 Obi-Wan, train the boy. 191 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:46,309 I have to live through the next five minutes first, but, okay. 192 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,399 (EX CLAIMS) 193 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,676 It was so smart of us to control 194 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:56,036 all of our battle droids from this one ship. 195 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,350 Now no one can stop us. 196 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,715 Oh, boy! 197 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,518 (GROANING CONTINUES) 198 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,279 Missed me! 199 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,669 A-ha, ha, ha, ha! 200 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,196 Oh... That can't be good. 201 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,312 Now, this is Podracing! 202 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,832 ANAKIN: And this is blowing stuff up! 203 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,472 - Hi, I'm Anakin. - Oh, no, a little kid! 204 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,314 (TRUMPETS BLOWING) 205 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,554 (MARCHING BAND PLAYING) 206 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,358 (ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 207 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,315 Qui-Gon would be very proud of you, Anakin. 208 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,391 - I'll be your teacher now. - Yippee! 209 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:55,038 - Can I begin my training today? - I'm a little tired. How about tomorrow? 210 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,748 Don't make me destroy you. 211 00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,635 Today is fine. 212 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,749 Yippee! 213 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,989 Anakin, I'll be watching your career with great interest. 214 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,675 (CACKLING) 215 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,393 Nobody look at me! 216 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,678 You'll be a great Jedi, Anakin. 217 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,155 I hope I see a lot more of you in the future. 218 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,757 Danger signs! Get your flashing danger signs! 219 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,670 Thus began a love story that would lead to 220 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,593 a secret wedding on Naboo many years later, 221 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,240 just as the Clone Wars were starting. 222 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,474 Artoo and I were there. Oh! It was so romantic. 223 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,232 (ALL GROANING) 224 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,595 Threepio, we don't care about a wedding. 225 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:39,752 Yeah! Tell us how the Clone Wars started. 226 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,637 Boys and their battles! (SCOFFS) 227 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,753 Princess Leia, I'm sure you would love to hear 228 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,513 - about your parents' wedding. - Clone Wars! Clone wars! 229 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:51,149 Clone Wars! Clone Wars! Clone Wars! Clone Wars! 230 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,039 Oh, very well. I suppose it was quite a thrilling tale. 231 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:58,079 And Artoo and I were there all the way to the end. 232 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:02,075 Don't leave the stage, Artoo. This is your story, too. 233 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,316 (ARTOO BEEPS) 234 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,711 Ten years had passed. Padmé was no longer a queen. 235 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,519 - She'd been promoted to Senator. - ALL: Huh? 236 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,228 I don't quite understand that either. 237 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:17,350 She was under threat from sinister forces working against the Republic. 238 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,795 Anakin had grown into a headstrong Padawan. 239 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:23,117 He and Obi-Wan were assigned to protect Padmé. 240 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,519 - Hi. - Hi. 241 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,635 - Hi. - Hi. 242 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,631 - C-3PO: It wasn't easy. - Ha, ha. 243 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,349 Missed me! I'm the real Padmé. 244 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:34,713 Uh-oh... 245 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,109 (FIRING) 246 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,315 There's the shooter! 247 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,435 I've got this. 248 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,511 Wow, I'm good. 249 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,913 - Oh, man! I want a jet pack! - Jedi don't need jet packs. 250 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,514 You're just jealous of me 'cause I'm the Chosen One. 251 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,272 I'm not jealous of you. 252 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,199 - "The Chosen One." - I heard that. 253 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,510 The assailant's saberdart came from Kamino. 254 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,751 - I'll go there to investigate. - No. Obi-Wan will go. 255 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,149 Anakin, your place is here guarding Senator Amidala. 256 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,559 - But... - No buts! 257 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,757 - Immature still you are. - I am not immature! 258 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,114 - Are too. - Am not! 259 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,839 - Are too. Are too. Are too! - (ARTOO SHRIEKS) 260 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:22,435 Not you, Artoo. Him are too. Are too! 261 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,555 (GROANS) 262 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,393 I have arrived at Kamino. 263 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,352 All looks normal. Now, to open this door. 264 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,429 (CLATTERING) 265 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,515 (GASPS) 266 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,828 (ENERGY PULSATING) 267 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,915 Clones? 268 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,069 (GLASS SHATTERING) 269 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,554 ALL: Hi. Are you our leader? 270 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,156 I'd better report this to the Council. 271 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:03,038 Bye-bye. Call us when you need us. 272 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,195 I found a cloning facility here that's... 273 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,508 Not so fast, Jedi. 274 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,955 You'll pay for attacking Senator Amidala. 275 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,155 Try and make me. 276 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,434 (BOTH YELLING) 277 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,958 (BOTH GROANING) 278 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,758 (BOTH SCREAMING) 279 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,316 They said I'm just some hothead, Padmé. 280 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,954 Well, I'll show them they're wrong about me. 281 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,110 They are so wrong! 282 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:36,432 - Maybe if you tried to act more calm? - I am acting calm! 283 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,794 (PHONE RINGING) 284 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:42,799 Anakin, after Jango Fett and I both dried off, 285 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,757 I followed him to Geonosis, 286 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:48,230 where the Sith and Separatists are building an army of battle droids. 287 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,314 But I've got this. It's no biggie. 288 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,433 Do not come here to rescue me. 289 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:58,352 Repeat, do not come! Don't be a hero! 290 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,555 Clearly, I need to go there and be a hero. 291 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,353 I hope we're not too late to save Obi-Wan from those battle droids. 292 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,193 Either way, we're ready for a fight. 293 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,551 Fight? This is madness. 294 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:24,713 - When did you get here? - It is a rather long story, I'm afraid. 295 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,432 We've arrived on Geonosis. All looks normal. 296 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,431 Now, to open this door. 297 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,119 Whoa! 298 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:38,034 - It's a giant battle droid factory. - Cool. 299 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,634 (ALL GROANING) 300 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,674 Not cool! 301 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,189 We're doomed. 302 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,590 Just pretend this is a video game, which this in no way resembles. 303 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,874 Follow me. 304 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,439 (VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING) 305 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,639 (BEEPING) 306 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,758 C-3PO: Game over indeed! 307 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,190 The evil Count Dooku had almost destroyed us 308 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,952 in a gladiatorial arena... 309 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:34,237 I have had it with these blaster-firing droids 310 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,834 on this battle droid-making planet! 311 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,309 Ditto! 312 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,678 C-3PO: ...when we were saved by... 313 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,078 It's the attack of the clones! 314 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,957 If the clones are on our side, 315 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,157 then why didn't you say "rescue" by the clones? 316 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,312 - "Attack of" sounds more exciting. - True dat. 317 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,348 C-3PO: Our general was Master Yoda... 318 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,555 Fire! 319 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,470 ...who was very agile in those days. 320 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,509 Remember, he wasn't 900 years old then. 321 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,636 He was only 874. 322 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,393 Well, well, my old teacher. 323 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,677 It's my time to teach you a few things. 324 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,110 Wrong you are, Count Dooku. 325 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,830 Here are some lessons you did not learn from the dark side. 326 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,471 Now you will feel the wrath of my... 327 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,073 Not done showing off yet, I am. 328 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,198 (SCATTING) 329 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,638 I'll just let myself out. 330 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:57,279 Good news, Lord Sidious. The Clone War has begun. 331 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,756 Just as I had planned. 332 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,798 And here are the blueprints for your new superweapon. 333 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,996 (SQUEALING) Goody-goody gumdrops! 334 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,115 (CHUCKLES) 335 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,199 The Clone Wars had started and the stage was set 336 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,838 for the fall of the Republic. 337 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,309 And Artoo and I were right in the thick of it. 338 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,550 Weren't we, Artoo? Artoo? 339 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,149 (ALARM BEEPS) 340 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,551 R2-D2, where are you? 341 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:26,955 (BEEPS) 342 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,272 You shouldn't have followed me. 343 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,873 (ARTOO SHRIEKS) 344 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,350 Artoo, no! 345 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:40,073 - My best friend is gone! - My sweet ride is gone! 346 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,914 - We've got to bring him back. - I'll take you. Quick, to my old ship! 347 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:45,829 (ALARM BEEPS) 348 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,071 Hurry! We must save Artoo. 349 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,038 Now, hold on. Let me clear off the fast-food wrappers 350 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,439 on the passenger seat and... 351 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,717 I don't care about the trash. Let's go! Now! 352 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,392 (RATTLING) 353 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,158 There goes a loyal friend. 354 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,071 And a very dedicated vehicle owner. 355 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,037 Stay strong, Artoo. 356 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,156 Your buddy's coming to bring you home. 357 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,840 You stay strong, too, Daisy Mae. 358 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,999 That's her name. Deal with it. 359 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,198 NARRATOR: Will C-3PO find his friend? 360 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,959 And who is that mysterious rogue? 361 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:32,750 To find out, watch the further exciting chapters of Droid Tales. 362 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:43,500 Ripped By mstoll