1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,117 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: There you are. Last we left our Jane, 2 00:00:01,142 --> 00:00:03,007 her fiancé Michael had lost his job 3 00:00:03,032 --> 00:00:05,304 due to a little, uh, bad publicity, 4 00:00:05,329 --> 00:00:06,906 so Jane picked up some extra work 5 00:00:06,931 --> 00:00:08,633 writing other people's college essays. 6 00:00:08,658 --> 00:00:09,851 And I'm the one paying you 7 00:00:09,876 --> 00:00:11,461 to write the essay to get him in. 8 00:00:11,486 --> 00:00:12,516 But her conscience got 9 00:00:12,541 --> 00:00:14,227 the better of her, so she quit. 10 00:00:14,252 --> 00:00:16,547 Unfortunately, Petra's twin sister, Anezka, 11 00:00:16,572 --> 00:00:17,477 who is epileptic... 12 00:00:17,502 --> 00:00:19,047 - Oh. - Leaping lizards! 13 00:00:19,072 --> 00:00:21,828 I forgot to mention, Petra has a twin sister named Anezka. 14 00:00:21,853 --> 00:00:24,442 What the... Anyway, Anezka thought she was being helpful. 15 00:00:24,467 --> 00:00:25,422 Well, I not thinking 16 00:00:25,447 --> 00:00:27,258 Jane is perfect, not at all. 17 00:00:27,283 --> 00:00:29,123 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so, she sabotaged Jane. 18 00:00:29,148 --> 00:00:31,415 I know! Leaping lizards, indeed. 19 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,305 Oh, and speaking of shady relatives, 20 00:00:33,330 --> 00:00:34,903 you'll recall Rafael's mother 21 00:00:34,928 --> 00:00:36,541 was the crime lord known as Mutter. 22 00:00:36,565 --> 00:00:38,547 - _ - Oh, and his long lost brother showed up. 23 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,039 Did you know our mother was a crime lord? 24 00:00:40,064 --> 00:00:41,352 No, did you? 25 00:00:41,377 --> 00:00:42,961 RAFAEL: Where were you? You weren't with our mother. 26 00:00:42,986 --> 00:00:44,293 Right here, on this boat. 27 00:00:44,318 --> 00:00:45,867 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Unfortunately, Derek 28 00:00:45,892 --> 00:00:47,781 seemed to be up to a little sabotage of his own. 29 00:00:47,806 --> 00:00:49,757 It's a go. Let's take him down. 30 00:00:49,782 --> 00:00:52,031 I know, straight out of a telenovela, right? 31 00:00:52,056 --> 00:00:54,186 Which brings us to Rogelio, who started sleeping with 32 00:00:54,211 --> 00:00:56,766 - the head writer of his show. - XIOMARA: I think you like her a lot. 33 00:00:56,791 --> 00:00:58,313 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which was a challenge for Xo, 34 00:00:58,338 --> 00:01:00,057 but Rogelio promised she could still record 35 00:01:00,082 --> 00:01:01,235 a song for his show, 36 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:02,867 and speaking of big productions, 37 00:01:02,892 --> 00:01:04,578 we are T-minus 17 days 38 00:01:04,603 --> 00:01:06,031 before Jane and Michael's wedding, 39 00:01:06,056 --> 00:01:08,126 so let's hop on it. 40 00:01:08,609 --> 00:01:12,928 Jane Gloriana Villanueva didn't remember her first Mother's Day 41 00:01:13,582 --> 00:01:16,152 because she was a baby at the time. 42 00:01:17,668 --> 00:01:19,528 Happy Mother's Day! 43 00:01:19,553 --> 00:01:21,683 Come, come, I have 44 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:23,923 a surprise for you. 45 00:01:25,754 --> 00:01:26,570 Today, we're 46 00:01:26,595 --> 00:01:27,865 going to do nothing 47 00:01:27,891 --> 00:01:29,170 but sit in our pj's, 48 00:01:29,195 --> 00:01:30,344 watch the marathon of 49 00:01:30,369 --> 00:01:31,758 Lagrimas de tu Corazon 50 00:01:31,783 --> 00:01:34,179 on channel five, and eat all the ice cream we want. 51 00:01:34,204 --> 00:01:36,029 _ 52 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,088 _ 53 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,570 Come on, aren't you dying 54 00:01:39,595 --> 00:01:41,125 to find out if Eva's secret twin 55 00:01:41,150 --> 00:01:42,086 is working with Alfonso 56 00:01:42,111 --> 00:01:44,262 to bring down the Ramirez empire? 57 00:01:44,287 --> 00:01:45,327 Hmm. 58 00:01:45,352 --> 00:01:46,966 Please? 59 00:01:47,109 --> 00:01:49,085 It's my first Mother's Day as a mother, 60 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,654 and I want to spend it with my mom. 61 00:01:52,421 --> 00:01:54,126 Chunky Monkey? 62 00:01:54,151 --> 00:01:55,383 Two pints. 63 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:56,210 (chuckles) 64 00:01:56,235 --> 00:01:58,567 And so a tradition was born. 65 00:01:58,592 --> 00:01:59,422 _ 66 00:01:59,447 --> 00:02:02,352 Observe: binge watching, before streaming. 67 00:02:02,377 --> 00:02:04,133 Yes, it was a thing. 68 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:06,672 _ 69 00:02:06,697 --> 00:02:09,422 Over the years, the format changed, 70 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,242 but the fundamentals were the same: a day of pj's, 71 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:15,508 pints and telenovelas. 72 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:16,266 Ay! 73 00:02:16,849 --> 00:02:19,195 It was Juan Carlos's twin?! 74 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:21,053 _ 75 00:02:21,078 --> 00:02:22,391 Ricardo has a twin brother? 76 00:02:22,416 --> 00:02:23,837 Don't act so surprised, Jane. 77 00:02:23,862 --> 00:02:25,914 It's a well-worn trope of the genre... 78 00:02:25,939 --> 00:02:28,531 I did not see that coming. 79 00:02:28,556 --> 00:02:30,476 But it still works every time, 80 00:02:30,502 --> 00:02:32,602 and Jane was planning on spending her first 81 00:02:32,627 --> 00:02:34,887 Mother's Day as a mother carrying on the tradition. 82 00:02:34,912 --> 00:02:36,289 (sighs) I'm torn. 83 00:02:36,305 --> 00:02:36,887 _ 84 00:02:36,912 --> 00:02:39,430 Do we revisit a classic like Lagrimas 85 00:02:39,455 --> 00:02:40,864 de tu Corazon, 86 00:02:40,889 --> 00:02:43,750 or do we binge this new one from Mexico, 87 00:02:43,775 --> 00:02:44,977 La Danza 88 00:02:45,002 --> 00:02:46,807 de los Criminales. 89 00:02:47,447 --> 00:02:49,175 But then... 90 00:02:49,479 --> 00:02:51,448 Oh. 91 00:02:52,328 --> 00:02:54,805 _ 92 00:02:57,242 --> 00:02:58,754 Petra. 93 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,523 Oh, hi, Jane. 94 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:01,494 What's this? 95 00:03:01,519 --> 00:03:02,668 Oh, nothing. 96 00:03:02,693 --> 00:03:03,846 Oh, well, I-I just thought it would be 97 00:03:03,871 --> 00:03:05,811 simpler if, um, if we all did something together, 98 00:03:05,836 --> 00:03:07,266 so Rafael wouldn't have to 99 00:03:07,291 --> 00:03:08,261 split his time. 100 00:03:08,286 --> 00:03:09,907 You're hosting a Mother's Day brunch? 101 00:03:09,931 --> 00:03:12,600 Oh, it's not a big deal. 102 00:03:13,205 --> 00:03:14,642 You made cards. 103 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:15,969 Yeah, K-Krishna got carried away. 104 00:03:15,994 --> 00:03:19,917 Um, anyway, your-your whole family's invited. 105 00:03:19,941 --> 00:03:22,853 If you want. 106 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:25,567 You don't have to come. 107 00:03:25,592 --> 00:03:28,216 We'd love to, Petra. Thank you. 108 00:03:28,531 --> 00:03:32,731 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 109 00:03:33,258 --> 00:03:35,960 _ 110 00:03:35,985 --> 00:03:36,954 MICHAEL: You really said yes? 111 00:03:36,979 --> 00:03:38,315 Of course, I said yes. 112 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:39,340 But I just finished setting up 113 00:03:39,365 --> 00:03:40,580 the TV for your binge watch. 114 00:03:40,605 --> 00:03:41,947 Oh, well, guess we have 115 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,283 to call Petra and cancel. 116 00:03:43,308 --> 00:03:45,438 Stop, she's making a real effort here. 117 00:03:45,463 --> 00:03:46,890 It's sweet, 118 00:03:46,914 --> 00:03:47,833 and we're... 119 00:03:47,858 --> 00:03:48,865 sort of a family... 120 00:03:48,890 --> 00:03:50,457 it's important to show up. 121 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:51,476 Right, Abuela? 122 00:03:51,501 --> 00:03:54,398 _ 123 00:03:54,423 --> 00:03:55,471 Well, tough. 124 00:03:55,497 --> 00:03:56,875 We're all going. 125 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:58,927 Got it. I should run. 126 00:03:58,952 --> 00:04:00,658 Can't be late for my first day at the new job. 127 00:04:00,683 --> 00:04:01,693 (Jane chuckles) 128 00:04:01,865 --> 00:04:02,961 Pretty sure your boss 129 00:04:02,986 --> 00:04:04,331 will cut you some slack. 130 00:04:04,356 --> 00:04:07,326 True, for the record, since his new boss was... 131 00:04:07,398 --> 00:04:13,750 _ 132 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:20,554 _ 133 00:04:20,579 --> 00:04:22,312 (clears throat) 134 00:04:22,337 --> 00:04:24,648 _ 135 00:04:24,673 --> 00:04:29,156 _ 136 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:31,632 _ 137 00:04:31,736 --> 00:04:35,553 _ 138 00:04:35,578 --> 00:04:37,750 _ 139 00:04:37,775 --> 00:04:42,531 _ 140 00:04:42,556 --> 00:04:44,414 _ 141 00:04:44,439 --> 00:04:46,086 _ 142 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,117 Okay, guys, come on. 143 00:04:47,142 --> 00:04:48,609 Let's keep it friendly for the EPK. 144 00:04:48,634 --> 00:04:50,867 _ 145 00:04:50,892 --> 00:04:53,149 _ 146 00:04:53,476 --> 00:04:55,039 Yes, Rogelio, 147 00:04:55,064 --> 00:04:57,224 let's not turn this into a pissing contest. 148 00:04:57,249 --> 00:04:58,320 I understand why you'd be 149 00:04:58,345 --> 00:05:00,215 intimidated, I have a very propulsive stream. 150 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,000 All right, 151 00:05:01,025 --> 00:05:01,956 let's take five. 152 00:05:01,981 --> 00:05:03,236 (bell ringing) 153 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,580 Michael, please. 154 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:05,777 Uh, I don't think you've 155 00:05:05,802 --> 00:05:07,265 met my new head of security. 156 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:07,992 This is 157 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:09,097 Michael Cordero, 158 00:05:09,202 --> 00:05:12,461 former star detective of the Miami PD. 159 00:05:12,486 --> 00:05:13,478 Ah. (chuckles) 160 00:05:13,503 --> 00:05:14,783 Nice to meet you. 161 00:05:14,808 --> 00:05:16,253 I had to beef up protection 162 00:05:16,278 --> 00:05:19,015 due to my well-publicized stalking incident. 163 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,060 Have you ever been stalked, Esteban? 164 00:05:21,085 --> 00:05:22,983 So many times. 165 00:05:23,008 --> 00:05:25,437 Funny, I don't recall anything high-profile. 166 00:05:25,461 --> 00:05:26,782 I kept it out of the press, 167 00:05:26,807 --> 00:05:28,428 but I did "beef up" 168 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:31,152 my personal security, as well. 169 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,517 This is Donny, 170 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:35,763 former world champion 171 00:05:35,788 --> 00:05:37,156 of the MMA circuit. 172 00:05:37,257 --> 00:05:38,504 Donny, 173 00:05:38,529 --> 00:05:40,440 please carry me to craft service. 174 00:05:45,338 --> 00:05:47,090 He's so ridiculous. 175 00:05:47,115 --> 00:05:48,523 Can you carry me? 176 00:05:49,397 --> 00:05:51,802 No. (sputtering) 177 00:05:51,827 --> 00:05:52,759 I'm kidding. 178 00:05:52,783 --> 00:05:54,108 I'm kidding, of course. 179 00:05:54,133 --> 00:05:56,436 Come, let me tell you all about the big 180 00:05:56,461 --> 00:05:58,189 Mother's Day surprise I am planning for Jane. 181 00:05:58,214 --> 00:05:59,836 Oh, okay, just remember, 182 00:05:59,861 --> 00:06:00,859 Jane doesn't love surprises. 183 00:06:00,884 --> 00:06:02,435 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: True, for the record. 184 00:06:02,461 --> 00:06:03,710 And unfortunately, 185 00:06:03,735 --> 00:06:05,634 she was about to get a big one. 186 00:06:05,659 --> 00:06:07,441 Sorry, but your phone's been blowing up 187 00:06:07,466 --> 00:06:08,735 for the last 30 minutes. 188 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,328 A lot of unknown numbers. 189 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:13,229 12 messages? That's bizarre. 190 00:06:15,328 --> 00:06:16,697 What is it? 191 00:06:16,722 --> 00:06:20,681 Someone wants to pay me to write their college term paper. 192 00:06:21,801 --> 00:06:23,833 And another one. 193 00:06:23,858 --> 00:06:26,515 BOY'S VOICE: Hey, I'm replying to the ad in University Daily 194 00:06:26,541 --> 00:06:28,745 about how I can pay you to write my essays. 195 00:06:28,770 --> 00:06:30,915 And I have this Earth Science thing coming up... 196 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:31,960 (gasps) 197 00:06:31,985 --> 00:06:33,996 Oh, my God. 198 00:06:34,021 --> 00:06:36,129 Oh, my God. 199 00:06:36,154 --> 00:06:37,703 "Jane Villanueva will write 200 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:39,870 your college essay for money?" 201 00:06:40,081 --> 00:06:42,197 Who did this? 202 00:06:42,222 --> 00:06:43,653 What's going on? 203 00:06:43,678 --> 00:06:44,781 Call me back. We'll talk prices. 204 00:06:44,806 --> 00:06:47,004 - (phone beeps) - Oh, no, my advisor called. 205 00:06:47,029 --> 00:06:48,577 Hi, Jane... 206 00:06:48,602 --> 00:06:50,095 Please, please, please don't be about the advertisement. 207 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,484 There was an advertisement that Professor Blake and I 208 00:06:52,509 --> 00:06:55,429 need to speak with you about as soon as possible. 209 00:06:55,454 --> 00:06:57,111 Okay. It's okay. 210 00:06:57,136 --> 00:06:59,790 She hates me, but Blake mostly doesn't. 211 00:06:59,815 --> 00:07:02,150 Professor Blake, Professor Donaldson 212 00:07:02,175 --> 00:07:03,132 _ 213 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:04,126 _ 214 00:07:04,151 --> 00:07:05,251 I just want to assure you, 215 00:07:05,276 --> 00:07:07,465 I do not write college papers for money. 216 00:07:07,490 --> 00:07:10,468 I am clearly 100% against cheating. 217 00:07:10,493 --> 00:07:12,848 Then why is there an ad in the paper offering your services? 218 00:07:12,873 --> 00:07:13,992 I have no idea. 219 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,891 It's obviously some sort of prank. 220 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,064 I mean, even if I did write papers for money, 221 00:07:19,089 --> 00:07:20,817 which, again, I don't, 222 00:07:20,842 --> 00:07:23,232 would I ever advertise in the school paper? 223 00:07:23,257 --> 00:07:24,711 She's right, Richard. 224 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:27,111 Why would she do this? She's not stupid. 225 00:07:27,136 --> 00:07:29,839 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw, she called Jane not stupid. 226 00:07:29,887 --> 00:07:31,111 So who do you think did it? 227 00:07:31,136 --> 00:07:33,400 I have no idea. 228 00:07:33,425 --> 00:07:34,937 But I promise I'm going to get 229 00:07:34,963 --> 00:07:36,446 - to the bottom of this. - Here's the thing, 230 00:07:36,470 --> 00:07:38,490 regardless of whether or not you placed the ad... 231 00:07:38,515 --> 00:07:39,696 I definitely didn't. 232 00:07:39,721 --> 00:07:41,570 Drama just seems to follow you. 233 00:07:43,285 --> 00:07:45,740 (people gasping) No! Oh! Wait! 234 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,523 I'm sorry, you can finish out your current class, 235 00:07:47,548 --> 00:07:49,544 but I can't have you back to TA next semester. 236 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,375 Really, Richard? 237 00:07:51,401 --> 00:07:52,432 RICHARD; Yes. 238 00:07:52,457 --> 00:07:54,508 JANE: I'm telling you, Donaldson's my only hope. 239 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:55,977 I think if I can prove to her 240 00:07:56,002 --> 00:07:57,664 that I was set up, she'll help me. 241 00:07:57,689 --> 00:07:59,563 So, I went to the school paper 242 00:07:59,588 --> 00:08:00,946 and got the buyer's e-mail address. 243 00:08:00,970 --> 00:08:04,132 JaneVillanueva1234@hotmail.com 244 00:08:04,157 --> 00:08:05,054 Creepy. 245 00:08:05,079 --> 00:08:07,992 So, I just set up my own fake e-mail account, 246 00:08:08,017 --> 00:08:09,127 and pretended to be from the school, 247 00:08:09,152 --> 00:08:11,242 and asked if they wanted to rerun the ad. 248 00:08:11,267 --> 00:08:12,327 Ooh, nice. 249 00:08:12,352 --> 00:08:14,352 Very Jessica Jones. 250 00:08:14,377 --> 00:08:15,467 Thank you. 251 00:08:15,492 --> 00:08:17,462 I just, I need to prove to Professor Blake 252 00:08:17,487 --> 00:08:18,922 that this was a mistake. 253 00:08:18,947 --> 00:08:20,683 And that drama doesn't follow me. 254 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,011 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: In Jane's defense, 255 00:08:22,036 --> 00:08:23,224 drama is in her blood. 256 00:08:23,249 --> 00:08:28,161 We have reached Sting-tantric levels of love-making. 257 00:08:28,186 --> 00:08:29,969 Add it to your special skills. 258 00:08:29,993 --> 00:08:31,813 Done. 259 00:08:31,838 --> 00:08:33,898 _ 260 00:08:33,923 --> 00:08:35,796 _ 261 00:08:36,285 --> 00:08:37,906 Why are you hurrying off? 262 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:39,611 - Work. - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. 263 00:08:39,636 --> 00:08:41,586 You'll recall, Rogelio's booty call 264 00:08:41,611 --> 00:08:44,186 had recently turned into a full-blown crush. 265 00:08:44,211 --> 00:08:46,257 - Where'd I put my phone? - Um... 266 00:08:47,579 --> 00:08:48,954 Hmm. 267 00:08:48,979 --> 00:08:50,609 (clears throat) 268 00:08:50,634 --> 00:08:52,237 _ 269 00:08:52,262 --> 00:08:53,605 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Don't worry, Ro. 270 00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:55,285 That could totally be an oversight. 271 00:08:55,310 --> 00:08:57,135 Here it is. 272 00:08:57,598 --> 00:08:59,978 So, uh, Dina, 273 00:09:00,003 --> 00:09:01,653 what are you doing Saturday? 274 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:03,886 I have plans. 275 00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:05,490 _ 276 00:09:05,515 --> 00:09:06,687 RAFAEL: They're just the preliminary plans, 277 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:07,539 of course. 278 00:09:07,564 --> 00:09:08,519 I'm impressed. 279 00:09:08,544 --> 00:09:10,464 Your architect did a spectacular job. 280 00:09:10,489 --> 00:09:12,461 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: As my grandmother used to say, 281 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:14,376 "Ay, not this guy." 282 00:09:14,401 --> 00:09:15,758 I'm glad you're both happy. 283 00:09:15,783 --> 00:09:16,793 Very happy. 284 00:09:16,818 --> 00:09:18,101 Call the firm, 285 00:09:18,126 --> 00:09:19,990 tell them we're moving forward. 286 00:09:24,296 --> 00:09:25,943 Petra? 287 00:09:26,247 --> 00:09:27,622 What's this? 288 00:09:27,647 --> 00:09:29,782 Why does everyone keep asking that? Read the invitation. 289 00:09:29,807 --> 00:09:31,644 That's the whole point of an invitation. 290 00:09:31,669 --> 00:09:33,225 You're throwing a Mother's Day brunch? 291 00:09:33,249 --> 00:09:34,449 Yes. 292 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,061 Jane's family's coming. 293 00:09:36,087 --> 00:09:38,031 I just thought it would be easier for everyone 294 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,390 if we're all in one place. 295 00:09:39,415 --> 00:09:40,226 Really? 296 00:09:40,251 --> 00:09:41,192 Don't make it into a thing. 297 00:09:41,217 --> 00:09:42,455 Yeah, well, there is one thing. 298 00:09:42,479 --> 00:09:44,326 Invitation says 11:00. 299 00:09:44,452 --> 00:09:45,839 The twins are still napping then. 300 00:09:45,864 --> 00:09:47,526 Oh. 301 00:09:47,551 --> 00:09:48,845 So we'll wake them up. 302 00:09:48,870 --> 00:09:51,504 We've worked really hard to get them on a schedule. 303 00:09:51,529 --> 00:09:53,856 Okay, fine, so we'll push the brunch to 1:00. 304 00:09:53,881 --> 00:09:55,015 Now it's a lunch. 305 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:57,944 Enjoy. 306 00:09:59,215 --> 00:10:00,721 Yes! 307 00:10:00,746 --> 00:10:01,360 What? 308 00:10:01,385 --> 00:10:03,040 I got a response from my fake e-mail. 309 00:10:03,065 --> 00:10:05,281 "No thank you to renewing advertisement, 310 00:10:05,306 --> 00:10:07,869 I have everything what is necessary." 311 00:10:07,894 --> 00:10:10,740 "Everything what is necessary"? 312 00:10:10,765 --> 00:10:13,342 Jane! Sorry to interrupt. 313 00:10:13,367 --> 00:10:14,852 Uh, we're gonna have to bump the brunch to 1:00. 314 00:10:14,877 --> 00:10:16,707 I forgot the twins nap at 11:00. 315 00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:19,660 - What? - Nothing. 316 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:21,180 They just changed their schedule. 317 00:10:21,557 --> 00:10:22,850 Anyway, is that all right? 318 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,750 Yes, of course. No problem. 319 00:10:24,775 --> 00:10:27,376 I know, Abuela, I'm sorry, 320 00:10:27,401 --> 00:10:30,231 but she got the nap times wrong, I guess. 321 00:10:30,561 --> 00:10:34,024 Come on, you know Petra's not a hands-on mom, 322 00:10:34,049 --> 00:10:35,471 give her a break please. 323 00:10:35,496 --> 00:10:38,176 Can you get someone to cover your shift? 324 00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:41,710 That is sounding important. 325 00:10:41,735 --> 00:10:42,775 If you wanting to talk, 326 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,362 I can do everything what is necessary 327 00:10:44,387 --> 00:10:45,527 to cover your tables. 328 00:10:45,552 --> 00:10:46,846 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Did she just say... 329 00:10:46,871 --> 00:10:48,574 I have to call you back. 330 00:10:48,599 --> 00:10:49,903 Excuse me? 331 00:10:49,929 --> 00:10:50,768 I say, 332 00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:55,038 I can do everything what is necessary for your tables. 333 00:10:55,064 --> 00:10:56,461 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that's when Jane realized 334 00:10:56,486 --> 00:10:58,198 what she should have realized much earlier, 335 00:10:58,223 --> 00:11:00,303 given her great love of telenovelas, 336 00:11:00,328 --> 00:11:02,672 it's always the twin. 337 00:11:05,930 --> 00:11:08,233 - Petra? - Oh, hey, perfect timing. 338 00:11:08,258 --> 00:11:09,265 Here's our caterer's 339 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:10,475 proposed menu for our lunch. 340 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,157 Any allergies? 341 00:11:12,182 --> 00:11:13,097 Issues? 342 00:11:13,122 --> 00:11:15,022 Wow! Four courses. 343 00:11:15,047 --> 00:11:16,057 I'm assuming 344 00:11:16,082 --> 00:11:17,327 each course lasts three minutes 345 00:11:17,352 --> 00:11:18,805 and has lots of Cheerios 346 00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:20,850 or Mateo's not gonna make it. 347 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,766 I didn't realize I had to prepare 348 00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:23,821 something special for Mateo. 349 00:11:23,847 --> 00:11:25,303 No, I'm kidding. I'm... 350 00:11:25,328 --> 00:11:26,665 I'm-I'm just saying that he can't 351 00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:27,992 sit through four courses. 352 00:11:28,017 --> 00:11:29,657 Well, my nannies will be there if he gets fussy. 353 00:11:29,682 --> 00:11:31,283 Oh, I mean, well, 354 00:11:31,308 --> 00:11:33,189 it is Mother's Day, so I do want to be with him. 355 00:11:33,213 --> 00:11:34,861 I wasn't suggesting you don't want to be with him. 356 00:11:34,887 --> 00:11:36,773 Okay, we're getting off track. That is great. 357 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,235 Um... I actually 358 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:41,071 wanted to talk about Anezka. 359 00:11:41,096 --> 00:11:42,969 I've showed her how to use deodorant. 360 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,273 No, it-it's not that. It's, um... 361 00:11:45,298 --> 00:11:47,188 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so, Jane told Petra 362 00:11:47,213 --> 00:11:48,734 about... well, you know. 363 00:11:48,759 --> 00:11:49,533 Let's FF through. 364 00:11:49,558 --> 00:11:51,446 (Jane speaking rapidly) 365 00:11:54,516 --> 00:11:56,165 But why would she do that? 366 00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:57,674 I have no idea. 367 00:11:57,699 --> 00:11:59,319 But in order to get my TA job back, 368 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,635 I have to prove who it was, 369 00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:03,540 and I really think it was your sister. 370 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:05,811 Let me talk to her. 371 00:12:05,836 --> 00:12:06,956 (exhales) 372 00:12:07,082 --> 00:12:08,776 ROGELIO: I need to talk to you. 373 00:12:08,801 --> 00:12:10,680 I wasn't going to mention it, 374 00:12:10,705 --> 00:12:12,415 but holding in my emotions 375 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,243 is causing me to eat my feelings. 376 00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:15,774 And I think we can both agree 377 00:12:15,799 --> 00:12:17,749 that will be a disaster for the ratings. 378 00:12:17,774 --> 00:12:19,574 What is it? 379 00:12:20,524 --> 00:12:22,841 I know you're having a birthday party. 380 00:12:22,866 --> 00:12:24,243 And I was not invited. 381 00:12:24,268 --> 00:12:26,071 (sighs) Look. 382 00:12:26,782 --> 00:12:28,953 The truth is I don't think you'd 383 00:12:28,978 --> 00:12:30,465 get along with my other friends. 384 00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:33,599 They're more like, you know, regular people. 385 00:12:33,717 --> 00:12:36,072 Some of my closest friends are non-celebs. 386 00:12:36,097 --> 00:12:37,728 Stedman, for example. 387 00:12:37,753 --> 00:12:39,973 It's just you're interested in different things. 388 00:12:40,174 --> 00:12:42,055 You like to talk about the Kardashians. 389 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:42,820 (chuckles) 390 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,110 There more interested in 391 00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:45,425 Ta-Nehisi Coates. 392 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:47,243 I assure you I'm open 393 00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:48,672 to all kinds of jackets. 394 00:12:48,698 --> 00:12:49,951 He's not a jacket. 395 00:12:49,976 --> 00:12:50,928 He's an author. 396 00:12:50,952 --> 00:12:52,413 I... know. 397 00:12:52,447 --> 00:12:53,360 I was just 398 00:12:53,385 --> 00:12:54,744 making a joke. 399 00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:55,462 Come on, Dina. 400 00:12:55,487 --> 00:12:56,817 I can totally hang with nerds. 401 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:59,337 I spent a good part of the summer of 1998 402 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,152 hanging with Moby. 403 00:13:01,177 --> 00:13:02,347 Please. 404 00:13:02,372 --> 00:13:03,912 Let me come. 405 00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:07,728 Fantastic. 406 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,313 And I promise I will show your friends 407 00:13:09,338 --> 00:13:11,370 my intellectual side. 408 00:13:11,395 --> 00:13:14,353 Jane, I need you to give me an intellectual side. 409 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:17,273 So, you want to do a whole Pygmalion thing? 410 00:13:17,298 --> 00:13:18,782 What? No, no, no. 411 00:13:18,807 --> 00:13:20,717 Like a My Fair Lady thing. 412 00:13:20,742 --> 00:13:23,812 See, Dina is seeing me only as a sex object. 413 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,377 And I have to prove to her that I am more than just 414 00:13:26,403 --> 00:13:28,241 oceans of charisma. 415 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,081 I refuse to be objectified. 416 00:13:30,107 --> 00:13:31,730 Make it a little tighter, please. 417 00:13:31,755 --> 00:13:32,727 Don't you want to be with somebody 418 00:13:32,752 --> 00:13:34,208 who respects you for who you are? 419 00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:35,314 Yes, of course! 420 00:13:35,338 --> 00:13:36,358 I just want to present her 421 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,822 with a smarter alternative. 422 00:13:37,847 --> 00:13:38,915 Please, Jane. 423 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:40,541 Watch the pin! 424 00:13:40,566 --> 00:13:42,798 Okay, Dad, whatever you need. 425 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,992 Ready to shoot? 426 00:13:44,017 --> 00:13:45,661 (gasps) 427 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:48,009 Jane, I'm sorry. 428 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,204 There's an emergency at work. 429 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,800 I'm gonna have to call you back. 430 00:13:50,825 --> 00:13:52,264 (sighs) 431 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,010 Dad wants to seem smarter, 432 00:13:54,035 --> 00:13:56,354 I guess, for Dina. 433 00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:58,073 Wow. 434 00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,425 He must like her a lot. 435 00:13:59,450 --> 00:14:00,842 Yeah. 436 00:14:01,997 --> 00:14:04,430 Are you okay with all of this? 437 00:14:04,455 --> 00:14:05,633 I'm fine. 438 00:14:05,658 --> 00:14:07,273 You should support your dad. 439 00:14:07,298 --> 00:14:09,386 (door opens) 440 00:14:09,628 --> 00:14:11,857 (both laugh) 441 00:14:11,882 --> 00:14:14,071 Don't laugh, don't laugh. 442 00:14:14,096 --> 00:14:16,090 Hey, my eyes are up here. Look me in the eyes. 443 00:14:16,115 --> 00:14:18,632 Oh, I can't. It's just so white! 444 00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:21,483 Oh, oh... Oh, mm, okay. 445 00:14:21,508 --> 00:14:22,823 I'm okay. 446 00:14:22,848 --> 00:14:23,485 Uh-huh. 447 00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:25,151 How was your first day? 448 00:14:25,192 --> 00:14:26,742 It was great. 449 00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:28,734 Well, now you look me in the eye. 450 00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:30,094 Okay, well, maybe it wasn't as exciting 451 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,657 as fighting international crime lords. 452 00:14:31,682 --> 00:14:33,243 But I did give a warning 453 00:14:33,268 --> 00:14:34,743 to a guy who was about to take four donuts 454 00:14:34,768 --> 00:14:35,931 from craft service, so... (whistles) 455 00:14:35,956 --> 00:14:37,220 - Ooh. - Mm-hmm, how about you? 456 00:14:37,245 --> 00:14:40,121 Did you solve the case of the classified catfisher? 457 00:14:40,152 --> 00:14:41,226 I am a former detective. 458 00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:42,966 I can help you track down the perp. 459 00:14:42,991 --> 00:14:44,790 - Perp's been tracked. - Who is it? 460 00:14:44,815 --> 00:14:46,385 Finally, there you are. 461 00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,251 Did you have anything 462 00:14:48,276 --> 00:14:49,802 to do with this ad? 463 00:14:49,899 --> 00:14:51,633 Oh, yes, I did do. 464 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,795 You are so very welcome. 465 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,075 "Welcome"? 466 00:14:55,099 --> 00:14:57,850 Anezka, what were you thinking? 467 00:14:57,875 --> 00:15:00,450 Oh, you hint for me to do it. 468 00:15:00,475 --> 00:15:02,682 Because Rafael was thinking Jane too perfect. 469 00:15:02,707 --> 00:15:04,658 No, I didn't hint. 470 00:15:04,683 --> 00:15:06,442 Oh, no. 471 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,639 I am so stupid then. 472 00:15:08,664 --> 00:15:09,938 Jane is my friend. 473 00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:11,762 Oh, well, no, she not be such good friend. 474 00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,769 She's saying you aren't good mother. 475 00:15:15,593 --> 00:15:17,442 Oh... forget it. 476 00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:19,274 I-I causing trouble enough. 477 00:15:19,299 --> 00:15:20,426 What? 478 00:15:20,451 --> 00:15:21,339 Anezka? 479 00:15:21,927 --> 00:15:23,594 What did Jane say? 480 00:15:23,619 --> 00:15:25,609 So, let's review from the top. 481 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,306 The three main topics 482 00:15:27,331 --> 00:15:29,946 of intellectual party conversation are? 483 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,060 Current events, 484 00:15:31,085 --> 00:15:33,633 literature, culture. 485 00:15:33,928 --> 00:15:35,539 - Kardashians? - Mm. 486 00:15:35,564 --> 00:15:36,995 Off limits. 487 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,219 Mmm. 488 00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:39,562 But there's so much to discuss! 489 00:15:39,587 --> 00:15:41,555 Kourtney's going through hell with Scott! 490 00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:42,700 - The... - Dad. 491 00:15:42,725 --> 00:15:45,600 Okay, so we've covered The Goldfinch, 492 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,024 the election... Last handout. 493 00:15:48,049 --> 00:15:50,607 If they're talking museums, bust out this info 494 00:15:50,632 --> 00:15:52,391 on Marina Abramovic. 495 00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:55,241 Very current, super pretentious. 496 00:15:55,266 --> 00:15:57,544 She just stares at people for hours at a time? 497 00:15:57,568 --> 00:15:58,502 - Mm-hmm. - That's not art. 498 00:15:58,528 --> 00:15:59,649 That's just bad manners. 499 00:15:59,674 --> 00:16:00,204 Good! 500 00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:01,822 That's a legitimate critique! 501 00:16:01,847 --> 00:16:03,021 (grunts twice) 502 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,199 And remember, if you feel like 503 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:05,033 you're in over your head, 504 00:16:05,058 --> 00:16:06,189 just excuse yourself to go to 505 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,738 the bathroom or get a drink. 506 00:16:07,763 --> 00:16:09,826 Return to a new group and start over. 507 00:16:09,851 --> 00:16:11,197 - Thank you, Jane. - Mm-hmm. 508 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,204 I will learn my lines, 509 00:16:12,229 --> 00:16:14,695 and give a Paloma-worthy performance. 510 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,850 I'm sure you will. 511 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,755 Yes. 512 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,047 So, is Michael liking the new job? 513 00:16:20,072 --> 00:16:21,177 So fun, right? 514 00:16:21,202 --> 00:16:23,111 Oh, yeah, so fun. 515 00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:25,214 Is he not having an excellent time? 516 00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:27,982 He's really grateful to you for the job. 517 00:16:28,939 --> 00:16:31,039 DEREK: And I'm grateful 518 00:16:31,064 --> 00:16:33,342 that you gave me this job. I really am. 519 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,447 But I've got to resign. 520 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,174 Wait, what? 521 00:16:37,199 --> 00:16:38,657 Why? 522 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:42,255 I've decided to go into the hotel business myself. 523 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,054 In fact... 524 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,080 you're gonna give me the Fairwick. 525 00:16:46,645 --> 00:16:48,199 (chuckles) 526 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,665 Wait, is this some kind of joke? 527 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,745 You know what's a joke? 528 00:16:54,308 --> 00:16:57,453 You pretending to be some great long-lost big brother 529 00:16:57,478 --> 00:16:58,736 while at the same time, 530 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,749 you were working with the police to spy on me. 531 00:17:00,775 --> 00:17:02,647 I had to know if you were working with our mother. 532 00:17:02,831 --> 00:17:05,181 Okay, and I, and I understand if you're angry... 533 00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:06,695 You understand nothing. 534 00:17:06,719 --> 00:17:08,270 So let me spell it out for you. 535 00:17:08,296 --> 00:17:10,637 You sell me the Fairwick for a dollar, 536 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,191 or I turn you into the Feds 537 00:17:12,216 --> 00:17:13,294 for insider trading. 538 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:14,078 Wait, what? 539 00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:15,933 My buddy gave you a tip. 540 00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,797 You acted on it. 541 00:17:17,822 --> 00:17:18,933 Honestly, 542 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:20,098 I thought you'd wait longer 543 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,647 to spend the money you made, but, man, 544 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,210 you used it quick. 545 00:17:23,235 --> 00:17:26,010 You set me up. 546 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,424 This place is really gonna be something special. 547 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:32,345 (door opens, closes) 548 00:17:33,726 --> 00:17:34,836 Hey. 549 00:17:34,861 --> 00:17:37,007 He took a long nap, so he might be fussy 550 00:17:37,032 --> 00:17:39,790 - when you put him down. - Got it. 551 00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:40,798 You okay? 552 00:17:40,823 --> 00:17:41,905 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, he's being blackmailed 553 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,445 by his brother, so that's a no. 554 00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:44,897 Yeah. 555 00:17:44,922 --> 00:17:46,928 Yeah, just... 556 00:17:46,953 --> 00:17:49,618 an unexpected hurdle with the Fairwick acquisition. 557 00:17:50,074 --> 00:17:51,616 Okay. 558 00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:53,390 Well, whatever it is, 559 00:17:53,415 --> 00:17:55,012 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 560 00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:57,133 And speaking of figuring things out, 561 00:17:57,158 --> 00:17:59,702 Michael was adapting to his new life on set. 562 00:17:59,727 --> 00:18:00,727 _ 563 00:18:00,752 --> 00:18:01,752 _ 564 00:18:02,195 --> 00:18:04,673 _ 565 00:18:04,698 --> 00:18:07,069 _ 566 00:18:07,094 --> 00:18:10,735 _ 567 00:18:11,297 --> 00:18:15,834 _ 568 00:18:15,859 --> 00:18:17,853 _ 569 00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:20,774 I can't wait to cut that line in post. 570 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,712 _ 571 00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:25,381 _ 572 00:18:25,406 --> 00:18:27,040 (grunts) 573 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,922 - Cut! - DIRECTOR: Cut! 574 00:18:29,048 --> 00:18:30,907 Did you see that? 575 00:18:30,932 --> 00:18:33,344 Fake fighting is a carefully 576 00:18:33,369 --> 00:18:34,625 choreographed dance. 577 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:36,228 To adlib a gesture like that 578 00:18:36,253 --> 00:18:38,658 is to put us both in actual danger. 579 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:39,891 No kidding. 580 00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:41,399 Plus if you wanted to disarm someone 581 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,199 believably, you'd go for the wrist. 582 00:18:43,224 --> 00:18:44,722 What? 583 00:18:44,747 --> 00:18:46,144 No, I'm just saying technically, 584 00:18:46,169 --> 00:18:48,079 if you wanted to be accurate... 585 00:18:52,311 --> 00:18:54,411 Come with me. 586 00:18:54,436 --> 00:18:56,536 And in that moment, Rogelio realized 587 00:18:56,561 --> 00:18:58,892 he could kill two birds with one stone. 588 00:18:58,918 --> 00:19:00,469 Esteben, approach! 589 00:19:00,494 --> 00:19:02,882 Michael happens to be an expert in combat, 590 00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:05,891 And he will now demonstrate how to disarm someone. 591 00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:07,633 This guy? (chuckles) 592 00:19:07,658 --> 00:19:10,207 Hit me with your best shot, pretty boy. 593 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,892 Bird one... Build Michael up. 594 00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,951 (both grunting) 595 00:19:14,975 --> 00:19:16,995 Bird two... torture Esteben. 596 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,251 Bravo! Bravo! 597 00:19:19,276 --> 00:19:23,478 I'm promoting you to personal bodyguard/technical advisor. 598 00:19:23,503 --> 00:19:26,413 From here on out, I want you to monitor all our fights 599 00:19:26,438 --> 00:19:28,517 for authenticity. 600 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,025 And I looked it up online, 601 00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:32,517 and technical advisors make good money. 602 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:34,158 And it's actually really fun. 603 00:19:34,182 --> 00:19:35,680 I'm so happy you're excited. 604 00:19:35,705 --> 00:19:37,251 Yeah, I really am. 605 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,326 Okay. 606 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:39,235 Time to become an expert 607 00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:41,695 in 15th century combat. 608 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,336 And so Michael researched. 609 00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,462 _ 610 00:19:45,487 --> 00:19:46,602 _ 611 00:19:46,627 --> 00:19:47,740 And Wiki-ed. 612 00:19:48,161 --> 00:19:49,805 Oh. 613 00:19:49,883 --> 00:19:51,087 _ 614 00:19:51,904 --> 00:19:53,818 And googled. 615 00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:01,225 Until he was exhausted. 616 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,540 (exhales) 617 00:20:02,565 --> 00:20:04,251 But satisfied. 618 00:20:04,276 --> 00:20:05,276 _ 619 00:20:05,301 --> 00:20:08,831 How's it going? I think I'm starting to get a handle on it, my lady. 620 00:20:08,856 --> 00:20:10,954 (both grunting) 621 00:20:10,979 --> 00:20:12,986 (phone ringing) 622 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,606 Oh, good, it's Petra. 623 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,821 Hopefully she got her sister to confess. 624 00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:18,834 Hey, Petra. 625 00:20:18,858 --> 00:20:20,407 Did you say I'm a bad mother? 626 00:20:20,556 --> 00:20:21,716 Excuse me? 627 00:20:21,741 --> 00:20:23,813 Apparently you called your grandmother to complain 628 00:20:23,838 --> 00:20:25,305 about how I didn't know my children's nap times 629 00:20:25,331 --> 00:20:27,150 - because I'm not a good mom. - Oh, dear. 630 00:20:27,174 --> 00:20:29,872 No, I didn't use those words. 631 00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,826 Well, what words did you use? 632 00:20:31,953 --> 00:20:33,899 Well, look, you're taking it out of context. 633 00:20:33,924 --> 00:20:35,934 I was actually defending you to my grandmother. 634 00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:37,126 So, she was calling me a bad mom? 635 00:20:37,151 --> 00:20:38,634 No! No! 636 00:20:38,659 --> 00:20:40,231 She was just annoyed because she had to change 637 00:20:40,256 --> 00:20:42,289 her work schedule and that's not easy for her. 638 00:20:42,314 --> 00:20:43,360 What are you implying? 639 00:20:43,385 --> 00:20:44,852 - Nothing. - I know all about 640 00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:46,528 hard work, Jane... I have a job. 641 00:20:46,553 --> 00:20:48,775 Yeah, well, I did, too, until your sister got me fired! 642 00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:50,626 And maybe it was the heat of the moment 643 00:20:50,651 --> 00:20:52,071 or the fact that Petra finally 644 00:20:52,096 --> 00:20:53,930 had a little family of her own to protect, 645 00:20:53,955 --> 00:20:55,140 but she said... 646 00:20:55,165 --> 00:20:56,426 You know what, Jane? 647 00:20:56,451 --> 00:20:58,193 My sister said she didn't place that ad, 648 00:20:58,218 --> 00:21:00,180 and I believe her, so lay off. 649 00:21:01,001 --> 00:21:04,665 (groans, sighs) 650 00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:07,590 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Observe Jane steaming 651 00:21:07,615 --> 00:21:09,853 milk at the cappuccino machine. 652 00:21:09,879 --> 00:21:13,430 You can please Anezka extra milk for cappuccino order? 653 00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:16,038 Oh, so foam is all what is necessary 654 00:21:16,063 --> 00:21:17,673 for your cappuccino? 655 00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:18,993 I am not understanding... 656 00:21:19,018 --> 00:21:20,334 Oh, I think you are understanding. 657 00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:21,986 So stop with this whole innocent thing! 658 00:21:22,010 --> 00:21:23,438 I am being innocent. 659 00:21:23,463 --> 00:21:25,719 No you aren't. You're a liar! 660 00:21:25,745 --> 00:21:27,337 And I don't know how, but trust me, 661 00:21:27,362 --> 00:21:29,355 I'm gonna prove it! 662 00:21:29,612 --> 00:21:31,865 (crying) 663 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,105 And she just started 664 00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:36,466 crying like I'm some sort of... 665 00:21:36,491 --> 00:21:38,641 Ogre! Screaming! 666 00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:40,860 She being cruel and so... 667 00:21:40,885 --> 00:21:41,849 Manipulative. 668 00:21:41,874 --> 00:21:43,433 But I'm onto her. 669 00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:45,378 Acting like an innocent child. 670 00:21:45,402 --> 00:21:48,079 It felt like spank hour at orphanage. 671 00:21:48,104 --> 00:21:51,173 _ 672 00:21:51,198 --> 00:21:53,154 No, we're taking the high road here. 673 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,384 If she's not canceling, I'm not canceling. 674 00:21:55,409 --> 00:21:57,024 B-But just... 675 00:21:57,601 --> 00:21:59,447 maybe give Jane some space. 676 00:21:59,471 --> 00:22:01,818 But Anezka better stay away from me. 677 00:22:01,843 --> 00:22:03,227 Otherwise, it's on! 678 00:22:03,252 --> 00:22:04,290 ROGELIO: En garde! 679 00:22:04,315 --> 00:22:07,251 _ 680 00:22:07,276 --> 00:22:08,493 (grunts) 681 00:22:08,518 --> 00:22:12,298 _ 682 00:22:13,326 --> 00:22:14,610 Cut! 683 00:22:14,635 --> 00:22:16,257 (bell rings) 684 00:22:16,282 --> 00:22:17,257 What...? 685 00:22:17,282 --> 00:22:19,995 Uh... is there a problem? 686 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:21,415 Well, it's just that, traditionally, you wouldn't lock 687 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,954 the longswords like that, because you'd often have 688 00:22:22,979 --> 00:22:24,774 a dagger as well, in your other hand. 689 00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:26,267 So when the longswords are locked, 690 00:22:26,292 --> 00:22:28,644 your opponent could, like, stab you dead. 691 00:22:28,669 --> 00:22:29,618 With the dagger. 692 00:22:29,643 --> 00:22:31,230 That's wonderful. 693 00:22:31,255 --> 00:22:33,275 Thank you, Technical Advisor. 694 00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:35,006 Let's do it again without locking the swords. 695 00:22:35,031 --> 00:22:37,569 But that is the most compelling part of the scene. 696 00:22:37,594 --> 00:22:38,883 It's not about the swords, 697 00:22:38,908 --> 00:22:40,471 it's about my eyes. 698 00:22:40,496 --> 00:22:43,951 Historical accuracy is also semi-important. 699 00:22:43,975 --> 00:22:46,166 We ready here? 700 00:22:46,663 --> 00:22:49,643 Settle and... action! 701 00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:52,138 MICHAEL: Cut! 702 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:53,958 (sword clatters, bell rings) 703 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,846 Just the, uh, the lunge... 704 00:22:56,871 --> 00:22:58,180 the lunge felt a little... 705 00:22:58,205 --> 00:23:00,766 Can you excuse us for one second? 706 00:23:01,028 --> 00:23:02,825 Michael... 707 00:23:02,850 --> 00:23:05,038 The work you're doing is wonderful. 708 00:23:05,063 --> 00:23:08,291 But you cannot yell "cut" while we're shooting. 709 00:23:08,317 --> 00:23:09,328 Only the director 710 00:23:09,352 --> 00:23:11,672 and the star can do that. 711 00:23:11,698 --> 00:23:13,310 Right. I just got excited. 712 00:23:13,335 --> 00:23:14,395 I understand. 713 00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:16,512 So how do I communicate to you 714 00:23:16,537 --> 00:23:17,384 if you guys are way off 715 00:23:17,409 --> 00:23:19,265 and it's not believable... 716 00:23:19,290 --> 00:23:21,593 Well, that's the thing. 717 00:23:21,618 --> 00:23:23,304 You see, it's a telenovela. 718 00:23:23,329 --> 00:23:27,227 So things don't have to be completely believable. 719 00:23:27,252 --> 00:23:28,600 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's an understatement. 720 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:30,220 Ah! 721 00:23:31,907 --> 00:23:33,073 Oh, my God. 722 00:23:33,099 --> 00:23:34,425 What's the holdup here? 723 00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:35,758 Oh, I'm sorry. Yes. 724 00:23:35,783 --> 00:23:37,271 I have to shoot this, 725 00:23:37,296 --> 00:23:39,102 so I can get out by dinner. 726 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,265 Okay. 727 00:23:40,555 --> 00:23:43,470 _ 728 00:23:43,495 --> 00:23:45,059 And it's already five minutes past 729 00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:46,352 one little boy's bedtime, 730 00:23:46,377 --> 00:23:48,232 isn't it, Mr. Sweetface, isn't it? 731 00:23:48,257 --> 00:23:49,549 Oh, yes. (kissing sounds) 732 00:23:49,574 --> 00:23:51,404 - (phone chimes) - Oh. 733 00:23:53,164 --> 00:23:57,430 _ 734 00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:05,058 _ 735 00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:08,290 Okay, let's say good night to Abuela. 736 00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:09,800 - Oh. - (phone chimes) 737 00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:12,485 _ 738 00:24:12,510 --> 00:24:15,933 _ 739 00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:17,274 What's going on over there? 740 00:24:17,579 --> 00:24:19,586 I-It's Dad. 741 00:24:19,611 --> 00:24:22,351 He wants me to coach him through this party, in person. 742 00:24:22,918 --> 00:24:24,732 I'm-I'm just gonna say no. 743 00:24:24,757 --> 00:24:25,884 Stop. Go. 744 00:24:25,909 --> 00:24:27,187 No, Mom. I feel weird. 745 00:24:27,212 --> 00:24:28,749 Because of me? 746 00:24:28,773 --> 00:24:30,809 Don't. Honestly. 747 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:33,771 Actually, knowing that he and Dina are both out 748 00:24:33,796 --> 00:24:36,823 makes it easier for me to go record my track at the studio. 749 00:24:36,848 --> 00:24:38,768 No chance of running into them. 750 00:24:39,003 --> 00:24:40,815 Go, hon. 751 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:41,624 _ 752 00:24:41,649 --> 00:24:43,478 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here, now... 753 00:24:43,503 --> 00:24:45,403 Jane, you made it! 754 00:24:45,427 --> 00:24:46,128 Everyone, 755 00:24:46,154 --> 00:24:47,746 meet my brilliant daughter, Jane! 756 00:24:47,771 --> 00:24:49,701 You invited your daughter? 757 00:24:49,726 --> 00:24:52,069 - MAN: Here, ha-have a seat, Jane. - No, wait! 758 00:24:52,094 --> 00:24:53,913 Sit next to me. I need you close. 759 00:24:53,938 --> 00:24:55,509 - Why? - JANE: It's okay. 760 00:24:55,534 --> 00:24:56,165 I'll sit here. 761 00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:56,937 Okay, well... 762 00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:58,245 there is perfect. 763 00:24:58,427 --> 00:25:00,192 Just wanted to make sure 764 00:25:00,217 --> 00:25:02,628 you were comfortable. 765 00:25:02,653 --> 00:25:04,199 (phone chimes) 766 00:25:04,223 --> 00:25:07,143 ROGELIO: My daughter is a brilliant student. 767 00:25:07,168 --> 00:25:08,268 - _ - She's in graduate school. 768 00:25:08,293 --> 00:25:09,559 WOMAN: My son's at Oxford. 769 00:25:09,584 --> 00:25:11,661 Oh. England. Great... 770 00:25:11,685 --> 00:25:13,105 - _ - and important country. 771 00:25:13,131 --> 00:25:14,934 Shakespeare and... 772 00:25:14,959 --> 00:25:16,231 How do you know Dina? 773 00:25:16,256 --> 00:25:17,575 - _ - WOMAN: We were actually 774 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,255 in debate together in college. 775 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,060 Oh, I dabble myself in debate, as well. 776 00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:24,662 - _ - I once played a great debater on Tiago. 777 00:25:24,687 --> 00:25:26,874 I owned the Senate floor! 778 00:25:26,899 --> 00:25:29,099 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow! He's fast with his fingers! 779 00:25:29,124 --> 00:25:33,019 ♪ La mujer de amor ♪ 780 00:25:33,044 --> 00:25:37,260 ♪ Es un secreto en la noche ♪ 781 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:39,421 ♪ La mujer de mi ♪ 782 00:25:39,446 --> 00:25:43,586 (reaching for high note): ♪ Alma... ♪ 783 00:25:43,611 --> 00:25:46,464 (sighs) Let me try again. 784 00:25:46,488 --> 00:25:47,868 Oh, sorry, man. 785 00:25:47,893 --> 00:25:49,162 We're running a little behind. 786 00:25:49,187 --> 00:25:51,811 Do you want to come back in 20 for your ADR? 787 00:25:51,946 --> 00:25:53,459 I'll wait. 788 00:25:53,484 --> 00:25:54,459 ♪ ♪ 789 00:25:54,492 --> 00:25:56,907 ♪ La mujer de mi ♪ 790 00:25:56,932 --> 00:26:00,872 ♪ Alma... ♪ 791 00:26:00,897 --> 00:26:04,253 (sighs) I'm sorry. 792 00:26:04,278 --> 00:26:06,513 You're just too in your head. 793 00:26:06,538 --> 00:26:08,322 Don't just sing it. 794 00:26:08,347 --> 00:26:10,003 Hmm? 795 00:26:10,118 --> 00:26:11,682 Feel it. 796 00:26:11,707 --> 00:26:15,058 Seduce the microphone. 797 00:26:15,082 --> 00:26:16,977 I'm not with Rogelio anymore, 798 00:26:17,003 --> 00:26:19,423 so flirting with me isn't gonna hurt him. 799 00:26:19,449 --> 00:26:20,968 Oh. 800 00:26:20,993 --> 00:26:22,882 You know what else works to get the note? 801 00:26:23,008 --> 00:26:25,018 You can use the ground to stabilize. 802 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,290 Hmm. 803 00:26:26,315 --> 00:26:28,425 Lie down. Seriously. 804 00:26:28,450 --> 00:26:30,141 You take all the support of the earth 805 00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:33,138 and then you sing up instead of out. 806 00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:34,642 Shakira taught me. 807 00:26:34,667 --> 00:26:36,788 I mean, I'll try. 808 00:26:37,219 --> 00:26:39,119 You're going to feel silly at first. 809 00:26:39,144 --> 00:26:40,900 But just put that aside, okay? 810 00:26:40,925 --> 00:26:42,317 Okay. 811 00:26:42,342 --> 00:26:45,392 ♪ La mujer de mi ♪ 812 00:26:45,417 --> 00:26:52,035 ♪ Alma! ♪ 813 00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:54,375 Huh. 814 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,380 Hmm? 815 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,073 Wow. 816 00:26:57,098 --> 00:26:58,788 You're a good coach. 817 00:26:58,813 --> 00:27:00,533 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of coaches... 818 00:27:00,558 --> 00:27:02,165 Thanks to Jane, 819 00:27:02,190 --> 00:27:04,165 Rogelio had successfully 820 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,811 navigated culture and politics. 821 00:27:05,836 --> 00:27:08,865 It's a clear perversion of the 14th Amendment. 822 00:27:08,890 --> 00:27:11,839 Not at all what our founding fathers meant, you know? 823 00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:13,561 - Exactly. - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Even science. 824 00:27:13,586 --> 00:27:15,944 I don't think we can fully comprehend 825 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:19,021 the profound impact of the Higgs boson particle. 826 00:27:19,046 --> 00:27:19,926 _ 827 00:27:19,951 --> 00:27:23,100 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: In fact, his knowledge was on fleek, until... 828 00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,842 Free trade with Cuba is essential. 829 00:27:24,867 --> 00:27:26,475 Just look at the great success 830 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:27,935 of the Nazi alliance. 831 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:28,811 Oh! 832 00:27:28,836 --> 00:27:30,746 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, until Jane failed to see 833 00:27:30,771 --> 00:27:32,610 her phone's misguided autocorrect. 834 00:27:32,635 --> 00:27:34,537 Um, excuse me? 835 00:27:34,562 --> 00:27:36,141 The "great success"? 836 00:27:36,167 --> 00:27:37,422 No, no! 837 00:27:37,446 --> 00:27:40,426 No. That wasn't a great success. 838 00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:44,365 No. What I meant was... 839 00:27:44,982 --> 00:27:46,412 _ 840 00:27:47,128 --> 00:27:48,576 Yes? 841 00:27:48,601 --> 00:27:51,397 Oh, j-just that the, 842 00:27:51,422 --> 00:27:55,422 you know, the Nazi alliance... 843 00:27:55,447 --> 00:27:59,350 Jane? What... what do I mean? 844 00:28:01,103 --> 00:28:02,923 NATO... (clears throat) 845 00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:05,439 The NATO alliance. 846 00:28:10,108 --> 00:28:12,364 So, what? You brought your daughter out 847 00:28:12,389 --> 00:28:14,404 - to do some Cyrano thing? - No. 848 00:28:14,429 --> 00:28:15,731 It was like... 849 00:28:15,756 --> 00:28:17,771 Have you seen the movie Roxanne? 850 00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:19,326 It's just... 851 00:28:19,351 --> 00:28:21,075 well, you know... 852 00:28:21,203 --> 00:28:24,197 I wanted to impress your smart friends. 853 00:28:24,644 --> 00:28:27,357 Because I like you, Dina. 854 00:28:27,450 --> 00:28:28,803 That's why I'm wearing 855 00:28:28,828 --> 00:28:29,998 these ridiculous glasses 856 00:28:30,023 --> 00:28:33,489 and talking about silly things like literature or science. 857 00:28:33,515 --> 00:28:35,978 Well, the whole thing... it was stupid. 858 00:28:36,002 --> 00:28:37,642 I know. I agree. 859 00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:38,977 But also... 860 00:28:39,003 --> 00:28:40,290 whatever... 861 00:28:40,639 --> 00:28:41,995 kind of sweet. 862 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:42,745 Yeah? 863 00:28:42,770 --> 00:28:44,195 Yeah. 864 00:28:55,119 --> 00:28:56,939 Jane! 865 00:28:56,964 --> 00:28:58,106 Oh, hey. 866 00:28:58,132 --> 00:29:00,803 I-I was just texting you. Looks like you have 867 00:29:00,828 --> 00:29:03,074 the situation under control, so I was gonna head home. 868 00:29:03,099 --> 00:29:04,119 What's wrong? 869 00:29:04,144 --> 00:29:06,370 Nothing, I just... 870 00:29:06,682 --> 00:29:08,642 (sighs) Okay. 871 00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:13,690 Well... earlier, I felt weird helping you with Dina 872 00:29:13,715 --> 00:29:15,337 because I thought it would upset Mom. 873 00:29:15,362 --> 00:29:17,599 And I didn't want you to think that I was picking sides, so... 874 00:29:17,624 --> 00:29:19,062 - Was your mother upset? - No. 875 00:29:19,087 --> 00:29:21,488 No. She's... she's okay. 876 00:29:21,512 --> 00:29:23,215 That's the point. 877 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,798 I realized, watching you, 878 00:29:25,823 --> 00:29:27,686 it's not about Mom. 879 00:29:27,711 --> 00:29:29,542 It's about me. 880 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,487 It's that fairytale, right? 881 00:29:31,511 --> 00:29:34,159 Your divorced parents meet, fall back in love... 882 00:29:34,184 --> 00:29:35,775 Of course. 883 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,958 That's what makes The Parent Trap such an evocative film. 884 00:29:38,984 --> 00:29:40,015 Exactly. 885 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,270 And don't get me wrong, 886 00:29:41,295 --> 00:29:42,598 I want you to be happy, 887 00:29:42,623 --> 00:29:44,480 and Dina's great. 888 00:29:45,063 --> 00:29:47,566 I just think I need a little more time 889 00:29:47,591 --> 00:29:49,118 before I can be your wingman. 890 00:29:49,143 --> 00:29:50,902 I understand. 891 00:29:50,928 --> 00:29:52,782 Thank you for your help. 892 00:29:52,807 --> 00:29:55,753 I know you're always on my side. 893 00:29:58,490 --> 00:30:00,436 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of taking sides... 894 00:30:00,461 --> 00:30:01,256 _ 895 00:30:01,281 --> 00:30:02,037 JANE: Okay. 896 00:30:02,062 --> 00:30:03,864 I just want things calm and peaceful. 897 00:30:03,890 --> 00:30:05,433 This is a happy occasion. 898 00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:06,358 Happy and awkward. 899 00:30:06,383 --> 00:30:08,656 No. Not awkward. 900 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:10,545 We will make it not awkward. 901 00:30:10,570 --> 00:30:13,530 How is it not being awkward? Jane is hating both of us. 902 00:30:13,555 --> 00:30:14,944 Just smile, Anezka. 903 00:30:14,969 --> 00:30:16,859 - (knocking at door) - Even if it's fake. 904 00:30:18,054 --> 00:30:19,947 Like this. 905 00:30:21,142 --> 00:30:22,907 Happy Mother's Day! 906 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,030 I adjusted things a little. 907 00:30:25,055 --> 00:30:26,370 Buffet style. 908 00:30:26,394 --> 00:30:27,352 Oh. Thank you. 909 00:30:27,377 --> 00:30:29,287 And here. 910 00:30:29,312 --> 00:30:30,693 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, there's no way 911 00:30:30,718 --> 00:30:32,006 - this isn't awkward. - Oh. 912 00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:34,476 Assorted colors. How fun. 913 00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:38,272 So, anyone care for a drink? 914 00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:39,583 Yes. Yes. Okay. Thank you. 915 00:30:39,608 --> 00:30:40,745 - Sí, sí, sí. - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Me, too! 916 00:30:40,771 --> 00:30:42,342 In fact, I have an idea. 917 00:30:42,367 --> 00:30:44,681 Every time something awkward happens at this brunch, 918 00:30:44,706 --> 00:30:46,432 let's take a sip of our mimosas. 919 00:30:46,457 --> 00:30:48,166 Kids, you have orange juice. 920 00:30:48,191 --> 00:30:49,633 Let's start with an easy one. 921 00:30:49,658 --> 00:30:53,311 _ 922 00:30:53,336 --> 00:30:55,494 Which his brother is now blackmailing him for. 923 00:30:55,519 --> 00:30:57,788 Thanks. It's, uh... 924 00:30:57,813 --> 00:31:00,658 Unexpectedly awkward. Drink! 925 00:31:00,683 --> 00:31:02,693 So, how are things with Dina? 926 00:31:02,718 --> 00:31:03,915 Drink! 927 00:31:03,940 --> 00:31:06,402 This feel a little weird to you? 928 00:31:06,427 --> 00:31:07,889 Wait until Father's Day. 929 00:31:07,915 --> 00:31:09,708 Drink! 930 00:31:10,828 --> 00:31:13,003 Breathe, Jane. Breathe! 931 00:31:13,028 --> 00:31:15,242 But the rest of you, drink! 932 00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:16,993 (sighs) 933 00:31:17,019 --> 00:31:19,923 Oh, these two are in a relatively good place. 934 00:31:19,948 --> 00:31:21,410 Maybe we can take a water break. 935 00:31:21,435 --> 00:31:24,385 Ah! Enjoying the most awkward brunch ever? 936 00:31:24,410 --> 00:31:26,235 - (laughs) - Is your brother coming? 937 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,152 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Agh! Drink! 938 00:31:28,177 --> 00:31:30,376 I don't think so, no. 939 00:31:30,401 --> 00:31:32,277 Rafael? 940 00:31:32,302 --> 00:31:34,229 What's going on? 941 00:31:35,095 --> 00:31:37,454 I don't know if I should tell you or not. 942 00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:39,901 You should. Definitely. 943 00:31:41,904 --> 00:31:44,925 I made a bad decision. 944 00:31:44,950 --> 00:31:47,254 And now my brother is blackmailing me. 945 00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:49,422 What? How? 946 00:31:49,853 --> 00:31:52,506 I made money off an illegal stock tip. 947 00:31:52,531 --> 00:31:54,441 I didn't know it was illegal. 948 00:31:54,466 --> 00:31:55,959 Derek set me up. 949 00:31:56,112 --> 00:31:58,490 And now he's using it to extort money from me. 950 00:31:58,771 --> 00:32:00,733 Specifically, the Fairwick. 951 00:32:00,758 --> 00:32:02,881 But if you didn't know, then it's not your fault. 952 00:32:02,906 --> 00:32:05,149 I didn't know. 953 00:32:06,904 --> 00:32:08,541 But then, after I knew, 954 00:32:08,566 --> 00:32:10,861 I used it to buy the Fairwick. 955 00:32:10,886 --> 00:32:12,516 I know. 956 00:32:12,985 --> 00:32:15,126 I screwed up. 957 00:32:15,151 --> 00:32:17,164 I thought I was taking care of my family. 958 00:32:17,189 --> 00:32:18,660 What are you going to do? 959 00:32:18,685 --> 00:32:21,197 - I don't know. - (Mateo fusses) 960 00:32:21,222 --> 00:32:23,578 I'm going to to give him a bottle. 961 00:32:23,992 --> 00:32:25,986 It'll be okay. 962 00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:27,462 MICHAEL: I knew it. 963 00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:28,788 I knew Derek was shady. 964 00:32:28,812 --> 00:32:29,765 (giggles) 965 00:32:29,790 --> 00:32:31,981 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Weird sense of humor, Mateo. 966 00:32:32,006 --> 00:32:33,918 Michael, you can't say anything. 967 00:32:33,943 --> 00:32:35,003 He told me in confidence. 968 00:32:35,028 --> 00:32:36,248 MICHAEL: But the police need to know, 969 00:32:36,273 --> 00:32:37,718 because it could help our investigation... 970 00:32:37,744 --> 00:32:38,990 Their investigation. 971 00:32:39,015 --> 00:32:40,756 Just... try to see if you can get him 972 00:32:40,781 --> 00:32:42,214 to come forward. If you can. 973 00:32:42,239 --> 00:32:44,695 Your father's calling everyone. 974 00:32:47,868 --> 00:32:49,952 I made a little something 975 00:32:49,977 --> 00:32:50,982 in honor of 976 00:32:51,007 --> 00:32:53,599 my daughter's first official 977 00:32:53,624 --> 00:32:55,566 Mother's Day. 978 00:32:56,428 --> 00:32:59,038 ROGELIO: What made Jane a great mother? 979 00:32:59,063 --> 00:33:00,623 What makes Jane a great mom? 980 00:33:00,648 --> 00:33:02,460 (crying): So many things? 981 00:33:02,485 --> 00:33:03,925 Oh, wow. 982 00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:06,172 Okay, I can't cry right away, right? 983 00:33:06,197 --> 00:33:08,789 The way she always puts family first. 984 00:33:08,814 --> 00:33:11,203 _ 985 00:33:11,228 --> 00:33:13,729 _ 986 00:33:13,754 --> 00:33:15,234 She's got your back, 987 00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:19,269 and she pushes you to be the best version of yourself. 988 00:33:19,294 --> 00:33:20,442 RAFAEL: Jane always sees 989 00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:21,265 the good in people. 990 00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:22,801 The world she lives in, 991 00:33:22,826 --> 00:33:24,147 that's the world I want to live in. 992 00:33:24,172 --> 00:33:25,408 MICHAEL: She's generous. 993 00:33:25,433 --> 00:33:26,256 Resourceful. 994 00:33:26,281 --> 00:33:26,847 ROGELIO: Kind. 995 00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:29,017 XIOMARA: I'm in awe of how she tackles 996 00:33:29,042 --> 00:33:30,424 every problem head-on. 997 00:33:30,449 --> 00:33:31,707 It's inspiring. 998 00:33:31,725 --> 00:33:32,965 _ 999 00:33:32,990 --> 00:33:34,014 MICHAEL: She's fair. 1000 00:33:34,039 --> 00:33:35,441 ROGELIO: Jane's a peace-maker. 1001 00:33:35,466 --> 00:33:36,596 Always on everyone's side. 1002 00:33:36,621 --> 00:33:37,721 She's like Switzerland. 1003 00:33:37,746 --> 00:33:40,170 I learned all about Switzerland in my cram session. 1004 00:33:40,195 --> 00:33:41,022 (laughs) 1005 00:33:41,047 --> 00:33:43,365 MICHAEL: Generous. Thoughtful. 1006 00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:44,110 XIOMARA: Smart. 1007 00:33:44,139 --> 00:33:45,335 _ 1008 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:46,154 ROGELIO: Patient. 1009 00:33:46,179 --> 00:33:49,115 _ 1010 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:49,908 Lists. 1011 00:33:49,933 --> 00:33:51,201 RAFAEL: So many lists. 1012 00:33:51,226 --> 00:33:53,045 (laughs) ROGELIO: Like, a lot of lists. 1013 00:33:53,070 --> 00:33:55,076 What? There's a lot to organize. 1014 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:57,195 But really it's... 1015 00:33:57,220 --> 00:33:58,834 it's how much she loves. 1016 00:33:58,859 --> 00:33:59,859 _ 1017 00:33:59,884 --> 00:34:00,844 Love. 1018 00:34:00,869 --> 00:34:02,411 MICHAEL: I know it sounds cheesy, 1019 00:34:02,436 --> 00:34:05,274 but... love. 1020 00:34:05,446 --> 00:34:08,042 And superb genes. 1021 00:34:08,067 --> 00:34:10,568 So happy first Mother's Day. 1022 00:34:10,593 --> 00:34:11,593 _ 1023 00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:13,238 My daughter. 1024 00:34:13,263 --> 00:34:15,193 - _ - (babbling) 1025 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,552 (crying): Aw. 1026 00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:18,373 (babbling) 1027 00:34:18,398 --> 00:34:23,326 _ 1028 00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:26,334 Thanks, Dad. 1029 00:34:27,994 --> 00:34:30,004 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR (slurring): Here we go again. 1030 00:34:30,029 --> 00:34:31,394 Awkward. 1031 00:34:31,419 --> 00:34:33,388 It's her Mother's Day too, right? 1032 00:34:33,413 --> 00:34:34,157 (burps) 1033 00:34:34,182 --> 00:34:35,350 Excuse me. 1034 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:36,776 I drank a little too much. 1035 00:34:36,801 --> 00:34:39,022 I am also wanting to say something 1036 00:34:39,047 --> 00:34:42,888 about what a wonderful mother I am thinking you are, Petra. 1037 00:34:42,913 --> 00:34:44,239 This life... 1038 00:34:44,265 --> 00:34:45,328 This life 1039 00:34:45,353 --> 00:34:48,493 that you have earned for your daughters 1040 00:34:48,518 --> 00:34:50,783 after coming from nothing. 1041 00:34:50,808 --> 00:34:52,560 And I am just thinking 1042 00:34:52,586 --> 00:34:54,432 it is so beautiful 1043 00:34:54,457 --> 00:34:57,041 what you have done for them. 1044 00:34:57,191 --> 00:35:00,038 And I know how hard it has been. 1045 00:35:05,102 --> 00:35:06,825 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, that was 1046 00:35:06,850 --> 00:35:08,217 legitimately sweet. 1047 00:35:08,242 --> 00:35:10,110 And while we're sharing about our moms, 1048 00:35:10,135 --> 00:35:11,812 can I just say I have the greatest, 1049 00:35:11,837 --> 00:35:13,795 most supportive, bestest mother ever. 1050 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,221 Love you, Mama. So much. 1051 00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:18,461 Right, well, I think I got to lay down. 1052 00:35:18,714 --> 00:35:21,293 Thank you for having us. 1053 00:35:21,318 --> 00:35:23,328 And that was a very nice speech. 1054 00:35:23,353 --> 00:35:24,628 I'm glad it worked out. 1055 00:35:24,654 --> 00:35:26,310 Us together 1056 00:35:26,335 --> 00:35:28,385 is everything what I want. 1057 00:35:28,410 --> 00:35:31,115 Okay, listen, you said it again. 1058 00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:32,816 What? 1059 00:35:32,842 --> 00:35:34,100 I know you placed that ad, 1060 00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:35,763 and, look, you may have a good reason. 1061 00:35:35,788 --> 00:35:36,936 If you could just come clean... 1062 00:35:36,961 --> 00:35:38,522 Jane, stop. 1063 00:35:38,547 --> 00:35:39,545 You're beating a dead horse. 1064 00:35:39,683 --> 00:35:40,703 (horse whinnies) 1065 00:35:40,728 --> 00:35:43,639 I can't stop because your sister is a liar, 1066 00:35:43,664 --> 00:35:45,126 and you are too close to see it. 1067 00:35:45,151 --> 00:35:47,456 You just blindly follow what she says like a sheep. 1068 00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:48,286 (sheep bleats) 1069 00:35:48,311 --> 00:35:49,765 Are you saying my sister's a bad person 1070 00:35:49,790 --> 00:35:51,170 and I'm just too close to her to see it? 1071 00:35:51,195 --> 00:35:52,873 - I never said that. - You might as well have. 1072 00:35:52,898 --> 00:35:53,600 (cat screeches) 1073 00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:55,038 Okay, enough, someone take that toy away from him. 1074 00:35:55,063 --> 00:35:55,998 Excuse me? 1075 00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:58,272 I host your entire family here for lunch, and all you can do 1076 00:35:58,297 --> 00:36:00,475 is to continue to hurl insults at my sister. 1077 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:01,631 No, please. 1078 00:36:01,656 --> 00:36:03,040 No fighting because of Anezka. 1079 00:36:03,065 --> 00:36:05,803 I'm insulting your sister because she's a liar! 1080 00:36:05,828 --> 00:36:06,779 Please no! 1081 00:36:06,804 --> 00:36:08,508 - She's not! - She is! 1082 00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:09,882 She's not! 1083 00:36:10,545 --> 00:36:11,829 BOTH: Oh! 1084 00:36:11,854 --> 00:36:13,373 (gasping) 1085 00:36:14,489 --> 00:36:17,028 I am so sorry about your sister. 1086 00:36:17,053 --> 00:36:17,754 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wait. 1087 00:36:17,779 --> 00:36:19,762 What's going on? What did I miss? 1088 00:36:19,787 --> 00:36:21,933 Where are we? Oh, wow. 1089 00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:23,410 The room is spinning. 1090 00:36:23,435 --> 00:36:26,876 I obviously never, ever meant 1091 00:36:26,901 --> 00:36:28,294 for anything like this to happen. 1092 00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:29,713 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Is Anezka dead? 1093 00:36:29,738 --> 00:36:31,244 It's okay. She's fine. 1094 00:36:31,269 --> 00:36:32,076 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Whew. 1095 00:36:32,101 --> 00:36:32,967 Okay. 1096 00:36:32,992 --> 00:36:34,342 So why are we at the hospital? 1097 00:36:34,367 --> 00:36:35,118 She's epileptic, 1098 00:36:35,143 --> 00:36:38,213 so seizures will happen sometimes. 1099 00:36:38,332 --> 00:36:40,116 Under extreme stress. 1100 00:36:40,141 --> 00:36:42,083 Well, I'm sorry I caused it. 1101 00:36:42,107 --> 00:36:45,217 I just... I really thought she did it. 1102 00:36:45,242 --> 00:36:47,073 And she said she didn't. 1103 00:36:47,098 --> 00:36:48,264 And as you can see, 1104 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:51,029 she's an emotionally fragile person, 1105 00:36:51,054 --> 00:36:52,574 which is why I didn't push her. 1106 00:36:52,599 --> 00:36:53,764 I get it. 1107 00:36:53,789 --> 00:36:56,133 Again, I'm so sorry. 1108 00:36:57,253 --> 00:36:58,797 NURSE: She'll be okay. 1109 00:36:58,822 --> 00:37:01,120 Just keep stress levels down. 1110 00:37:01,145 --> 00:37:03,597 Lots of fluids, lots of rest. 1111 00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:05,241 Thank you so much. 1112 00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:06,685 (crying): I am feeling terrible 1113 00:37:06,711 --> 00:37:08,303 for ruining special lunch. 1114 00:37:08,328 --> 00:37:09,522 As long as you're okay. 1115 00:37:09,547 --> 00:37:11,172 No, I'm not being okay. 1116 00:37:11,197 --> 00:37:13,597 I cause everybody so much fighting. 1117 00:37:13,622 --> 00:37:16,235 So, you don't have to lie for me anymore, Petra. 1118 00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:18,318 What? 1119 00:37:18,343 --> 00:37:21,084 Yes, I am the one that post ad. 1120 00:37:21,109 --> 00:37:22,856 And Petra, just being good sister, 1121 00:37:22,881 --> 00:37:24,569 took cover for me. 1122 00:37:26,387 --> 00:37:29,678 - You were lying this whole time? - No. 1123 00:37:29,703 --> 00:37:31,459 It's okay now, Petra, I come clean. 1124 00:37:31,484 --> 00:37:33,658 I want an e-mail explaining what you did 1125 00:37:33,683 --> 00:37:35,163 so I can try and salvage my job. 1126 00:37:35,188 --> 00:37:37,374 Yes, of course. 1127 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:41,710 And I have nothing to say to you. 1128 00:37:45,184 --> 00:37:47,417 I was so naive 1129 00:37:47,442 --> 00:37:48,984 to think that she'd changed. 1130 00:37:49,129 --> 00:37:51,648 That we would be one big happy family. 1131 00:37:51,673 --> 00:37:52,712 You know what? 1132 00:37:52,737 --> 00:37:55,644 Let's stop talking about the evil twins. 1133 00:37:55,669 --> 00:37:58,075 And start watching the evil twins. 1134 00:37:58,100 --> 00:37:59,282 Amen. 1135 00:37:59,307 --> 00:38:02,138 And Mateo can play with his new toys. 1136 00:38:02,163 --> 00:38:03,995 (gasp) Yeah, buddy. 1137 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:06,030 Ooh. 1138 00:38:06,055 --> 00:38:07,339 While we... 1139 00:38:07,364 --> 00:38:08,986 get cozy with the remote. 1140 00:38:09,011 --> 00:38:10,706 Mm-hmm. 1141 00:38:10,731 --> 00:38:13,539 _ 1142 00:38:13,565 --> 00:38:14,930 And I'll order ice cream. 1143 00:38:14,955 --> 00:38:17,235 - Ooh. - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: At long last, 1144 00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:19,372 pj's, pints... 1145 00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:22,189 and telenovelas. 1146 00:38:23,497 --> 00:38:26,107 Which brings us here, of course. 1147 00:38:26,132 --> 00:38:27,324 Look, I'm... 1148 00:38:27,349 --> 00:38:30,930 I'm sorry I came on so strong with the Tech Advisor thing. 1149 00:38:30,955 --> 00:38:32,748 (chuckles) I guess I just got carried away. 1150 00:38:32,773 --> 00:38:35,211 Well, your attention to detail, 1151 00:38:35,237 --> 00:38:37,732 that's what made you such a terrific detective. 1152 00:38:37,756 --> 00:38:39,756 Whereas in telenovelas, 1153 00:38:39,781 --> 00:38:41,522 it's more the general idea. 1154 00:38:41,547 --> 00:38:43,074 Yeah, I get that. 1155 00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:45,204 You will be a detective again, Michael. 1156 00:38:45,229 --> 00:38:47,116 I believe in you. 1157 00:38:47,647 --> 00:38:49,025 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And friends, 1158 00:38:49,050 --> 00:38:50,226 that's when it happened. 1159 00:38:50,251 --> 00:38:52,014 And... action! 1160 00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:53,558 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: In a moment that was... 1161 00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:55,663 well, straight out of a telenovela, frankly. 1162 00:38:55,689 --> 00:38:57,304 _ 1163 00:38:57,329 --> 00:38:59,364 _ 1164 00:38:59,389 --> 00:39:01,228 _ 1165 00:39:01,733 --> 00:39:03,976 _ 1166 00:39:04,001 --> 00:39:06,170 _ 1167 00:39:06,195 --> 00:39:08,064 _ 1168 00:39:08,089 --> 00:39:09,952 _ 1169 00:39:09,977 --> 00:39:11,373 _ 1170 00:39:11,415 --> 00:39:13,006 _ 1171 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:16,047 SUZANNA: This is Suzanna Barnett at the Miami PD, 1172 00:39:16,072 --> 00:39:17,347 please leave a message. (beep) 1173 00:39:17,372 --> 00:39:18,923 I need to talk to you. 1174 00:39:18,948 --> 00:39:20,142 Turns out Derek Ruvelle 1175 00:39:20,167 --> 00:39:21,805 is totally dirty and I've got proof. 1176 00:39:21,837 --> 00:39:24,758 I know the GPS on his boat corroborated his alibi, 1177 00:39:24,783 --> 00:39:26,683 but I don't think he was ever on that boat. 1178 00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:28,549 Call me back. Please. 1179 00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:30,016 Help me finish this case. 1180 00:39:30,041 --> 00:39:32,107 Next time, wait for my guests to finish their food 1181 00:39:32,132 --> 00:39:33,152 before you dive in. 1182 00:39:33,177 --> 00:39:35,678 - Yes, Ms. Petra. - Of course. 1183 00:39:39,699 --> 00:39:43,037 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Leaping lizards! It's Anezka. 1184 00:39:43,062 --> 00:39:45,693 This is exactly what happened in Lagrimas de tu Corazon. 1185 00:39:45,718 --> 00:39:47,319 And it really didn't end well. 1186 00:39:47,344 --> 00:39:48,850 And then I forwarded the confession, 1187 00:39:48,875 --> 00:39:51,589 but Blake is just digging in. 1188 00:39:51,614 --> 00:39:55,086 I am officially out of a TA job next semester. 1189 00:39:55,112 --> 00:39:56,636 XIOMARA: I'm sorry, honey. 1190 00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:58,188 (sighs) 1191 00:39:58,431 --> 00:39:59,740 I know. 1192 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:01,855 Did you see Dad's Instagram feed? 1193 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,300 - _ - Yeah. 1194 00:40:03,326 --> 00:40:04,973 It's okay, hun. 1195 00:40:04,998 --> 00:40:05,998 Really. 1196 00:40:06,023 --> 00:40:07,772 He had to move on. 1197 00:40:07,796 --> 00:40:12,102 Can I just say how proud I am of you 1198 00:40:12,127 --> 00:40:13,765 for how you've handled this? 1199 00:40:13,790 --> 00:40:15,389 I mean, 1200 00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:17,241 the old you would've acted out. 1201 00:40:17,265 --> 00:40:18,684 I'm trying to change. 1202 00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:20,229 Let's talk later, hun. 1203 00:40:20,253 --> 00:40:22,748 Okay, bye. 1204 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,890 So... 1205 00:40:26,915 --> 00:40:28,413 Who's better? 1206 00:40:28,439 --> 00:40:30,127 Me or Rogelio? 1207 00:40:30,152 --> 00:40:31,796 Be honest. 1208 00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:34,821 Look, I made a huge mistake. 1209 00:40:34,846 --> 00:40:36,660 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: How huge was it exactly? 1210 00:40:36,685 --> 00:40:37,757 The most huge 1211 00:40:37,782 --> 00:40:39,589 or second hugest? 1212 00:40:39,614 --> 00:40:41,913 Sorry, I shouldn't joke. 1213 00:40:41,938 --> 00:40:43,349 This is serious stuff. 1214 00:40:43,374 --> 00:40:45,621 So Derek's blackmailing you? 1215 00:40:45,718 --> 00:40:48,542 I overheard Jane telling Michael at the lunch. 1216 00:40:48,567 --> 00:40:50,049 What were you thinking? 1217 00:40:50,074 --> 00:40:51,997 I wasn't. 1218 00:40:52,305 --> 00:40:54,357 I was drunk when I bought the stock. 1219 00:40:54,382 --> 00:40:55,630 No, not that. 1220 00:40:55,655 --> 00:40:57,549 Going to Jane for advice. 1221 00:40:57,819 --> 00:40:59,629 Go to Jane for help looking for... 1222 00:40:59,654 --> 00:41:01,050 a new book club selection, 1223 00:41:01,075 --> 00:41:02,961 or finding a deal on diapers. 1224 00:41:02,986 --> 00:41:04,679 When it comes to financial crimes, 1225 00:41:04,704 --> 00:41:05,704 and blackmail, 1226 00:41:05,729 --> 00:41:07,490 come to me. 1227 00:41:08,586 --> 00:41:10,354 Buy a few days with Derek, 1228 00:41:10,379 --> 00:41:12,225 while we come up with a plan. 1229 00:41:12,411 --> 00:41:13,974 We can outsmart him. 1230 00:41:13,999 --> 00:41:15,074 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, perhaps, 1231 00:41:15,099 --> 00:41:16,909 they could outsmart him. 1232 00:41:19,265 --> 00:41:23,709 Darling, enough already with those ridiculous scarves. 1233 00:41:23,734 --> 00:41:25,282 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Her, on the other hand, 1234 00:41:25,307 --> 00:41:27,177 slightly more difficult. 1235 00:41:27,203 --> 00:41:28,907 So, everything's moving forward. 1236 00:41:28,931 --> 00:41:31,697 We'll have the Fairwick by the end of the week. 1237 00:41:33,285 --> 00:41:36,106 Happy Mother's Day. 1238 00:41:36,221 --> 00:41:40,801 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Now that's a boat. 1239 00:41:41,672 --> 00:41:45,960 _