1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,940 There you are. Last we left our Jane, 2 00:00:01,945 --> 00:00:03,290 her fiancé Michael had lost his job 3 00:00:03,291 --> 00:00:05,871 due to a little, uh, bad publicity, 4 00:00:05,899 --> 00:00:07,465 so Jane picked up some extra work 5 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:09,180 writing other people's college essays. 6 00:00:09,205 --> 00:00:10,401 And I'm the one paying you 7 00:00:10,426 --> 00:00:12,014 to write the essay to get him in. 8 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:13,071 But her conscience got 9 00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:14,786 the better of her, so she quit. 10 00:00:14,811 --> 00:00:17,111 Unfortunately, Petra's twin sister, Anezka, 11 00:00:17,136 --> 00:00:18,043 who is epileptic... 12 00:00:18,068 --> 00:00:19,617 - Oh. - Leaping lizards! 13 00:00:19,642 --> 00:00:22,404 I forgot to mention, Petra has a twin sister named Anezka. 14 00:00:22,429 --> 00:00:25,024 What the... Anyway, Anezka thought she was being helpful. 15 00:00:25,049 --> 00:00:26,006 Well, I not thinking 16 00:00:26,031 --> 00:00:27,846 Jane is perfect, not at all. 17 00:00:27,871 --> 00:00:29,715 And so, she sabotaged Jane. 18 00:00:29,740 --> 00:00:32,012 I know! Leaping lizards, indeed. 19 00:00:32,037 --> 00:00:33,911 Oh, and speaking of shady relatives, 20 00:00:33,936 --> 00:00:35,517 you'll recall Rafael's mother 21 00:00:35,542 --> 00:00:37,163 was the crime lord known as Mutter. 22 00:00:37,187 --> 00:00:39,178 - _ - Oh, and his long lost brother showed up. 23 00:00:39,203 --> 00:00:40,678 Did you know our mother was a crime lord? 24 00:00:40,703 --> 00:00:41,997 No, did you? 25 00:00:42,022 --> 00:00:43,614 Where were you? You weren't with our mother. 26 00:00:43,639 --> 00:00:44,952 Right here, on this boat. 27 00:00:44,977 --> 00:00:46,534 Unfortunately, Derek 28 00:00:46,559 --> 00:00:48,457 seemed to be up to a little sabotage of his own. 29 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,448 It's a go. Let's take him down. 30 00:00:50,473 --> 00:00:52,740 I know, straight out of a telenovela, right? 31 00:00:52,765 --> 00:00:54,911 Which brings us to Rogelio, who started sleeping with 32 00:00:54,937 --> 00:00:57,511 - the head writer of his show. - I think you like her a lot. 33 00:00:57,537 --> 00:00:59,070 Which was a challenge for Xo, 34 00:00:59,095 --> 00:01:00,828 but Rogelio promised she could still record 35 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,015 a song for his show, 36 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,660 and speaking of big productions, 37 00:01:03,685 --> 00:01:05,384 we are T-minus 17 days 38 00:01:05,409 --> 00:01:06,848 before Jane and Michael's wedding, 39 00:01:06,873 --> 00:01:08,959 so let's hop on it. 40 00:01:09,446 --> 00:01:13,798 Jane Gloriana Villanueva didn't remember her first Mother's Day 41 00:01:14,457 --> 00:01:17,047 because she was a baby at the time. 42 00:01:18,575 --> 00:01:20,408 Happy Mother's Day! 43 00:01:20,433 --> 00:01:22,532 Come, come, I have 44 00:01:22,557 --> 00:01:24,740 a surprise for you. 45 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:27,349 Today, we're 46 00:01:27,374 --> 00:01:28,625 going to do nothing 47 00:01:28,651 --> 00:01:29,912 but sit in our pj's, 48 00:01:29,936 --> 00:01:31,069 watch the marathon of 49 00:01:31,093 --> 00:01:32,462 Lagrimas de tu Corazon 50 00:01:32,487 --> 00:01:34,849 on channel five, and eat all the ice cream we want. 51 00:01:34,873 --> 00:01:36,672 _ 52 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,701 _ 53 00:01:38,733 --> 00:01:40,181 Come on, aren't you dying 54 00:01:40,206 --> 00:01:41,733 to find out if Eva's secret twin 55 00:01:41,758 --> 00:01:42,693 is working with Alfonso 56 00:01:42,718 --> 00:01:44,865 to bring down the Ramirez empire? 57 00:01:44,890 --> 00:01:45,929 Hmm. 58 00:01:45,954 --> 00:01:47,565 Please? 59 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,681 It's my first Mother's Day as a mother, 60 00:01:49,706 --> 00:01:52,246 and I want to spend it with my mom. 61 00:01:53,011 --> 00:01:54,714 Chunky Monkey? 62 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:55,969 Two pints. 63 00:01:56,819 --> 00:01:59,148 And so a tradition was born. 64 00:01:59,173 --> 00:02:00,001 _ 65 00:02:00,026 --> 00:02:02,927 binge watching, before streaming. 66 00:02:02,952 --> 00:02:04,705 Yes, it was a thing. 67 00:02:04,730 --> 00:02:07,240 _ 68 00:02:07,265 --> 00:02:09,985 Over the years, the format changed, 69 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:13,799 but the fundamentals were a day of pj's, 70 00:02:13,824 --> 00:02:16,062 pints and telenovelas. 71 00:02:16,087 --> 00:02:16,819 Ay! 72 00:02:17,401 --> 00:02:19,743 It was Juan Carlos's twin?! 73 00:02:19,768 --> 00:02:21,598 _ 74 00:02:21,623 --> 00:02:22,935 Ricardo has a twin brother? 75 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,379 Don't act so surprised, Jane. 76 00:02:24,404 --> 00:02:26,455 It's a well-worn trope of the genre... 77 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,069 I did not see that coming. 78 00:02:29,094 --> 00:02:31,012 But it still works every time, 79 00:02:31,038 --> 00:02:33,136 and Jane was planning on spending her first 80 00:02:33,161 --> 00:02:35,419 Mother's Day as a mother carrying on the tradition. 81 00:02:35,444 --> 00:02:36,820 I'm torn. 82 00:02:36,836 --> 00:02:37,417 _ 83 00:02:37,442 --> 00:02:39,958 Do we revisit a classic like Lagrimas 84 00:02:39,983 --> 00:02:41,391 de tu Corazon, 85 00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:44,274 or do we binge this new one from Mexico, 86 00:02:44,299 --> 00:02:45,500 La Danza 87 00:02:45,525 --> 00:02:47,328 de los Criminales. 88 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,694 But then... 89 00:02:49,998 --> 00:02:51,965 Oh. 90 00:02:52,844 --> 00:02:55,319 _ 91 00:02:57,754 --> 00:02:59,264 Petra. 92 00:02:59,289 --> 00:03:01,032 Oh, hi, Jane. 93 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:02,002 What's this? 94 00:03:02,027 --> 00:03:03,175 Oh, nothing. 95 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,352 Oh, well, I-I just thought it would be 96 00:03:04,377 --> 00:03:06,315 simpler if, um, if we all did something together, 97 00:03:06,340 --> 00:03:07,768 so Rafael wouldn't have to 98 00:03:07,793 --> 00:03:08,763 split his time. 99 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:10,407 You're hosting a Mother's Day brunch? 100 00:03:10,431 --> 00:03:13,098 Oh, it's not a big deal. 101 00:03:13,702 --> 00:03:15,138 You made cards. 102 00:03:15,163 --> 00:03:16,463 Yeah, K-Krishna got carried away. 103 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:20,408 Um, anyway, your-your whole family's invited. 104 00:03:20,432 --> 00:03:23,341 If you want. 105 00:03:24,212 --> 00:03:26,053 You don't have to come. 106 00:03:26,078 --> 00:03:28,699 We'd love to, Petra. Thank you. 107 00:03:29,014 --> 00:03:33,210 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - Synced for PROPER.KILLERS by dunyamorton - - www.addic7ed.com - 108 00:03:33,737 --> 00:03:36,436 _ 109 00:03:36,461 --> 00:03:37,464 You really said yes? 110 00:03:37,490 --> 00:03:38,872 Of course, I said yes. 111 00:03:38,898 --> 00:03:39,933 But I just finished setting up 112 00:03:39,959 --> 00:03:41,216 the TV for your binge watch. 113 00:03:41,242 --> 00:03:42,630 Oh, well, guess we have 114 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,013 to call Petra and cancel. 115 00:03:44,039 --> 00:03:46,243 Stop, she's making a real effort here. 116 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:47,745 It's sweet, 117 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:48,721 and we're... 118 00:03:48,747 --> 00:03:49,789 sort of a family... 119 00:03:49,815 --> 00:03:51,436 it's important to show up. 120 00:03:51,462 --> 00:03:52,453 Right, Abuela? 121 00:03:52,478 --> 00:03:55,365 _ 122 00:03:55,390 --> 00:03:56,434 Well, tough. 123 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:57,834 We're all going. 124 00:03:58,058 --> 00:03:59,879 Got it. I should run. 125 00:03:59,904 --> 00:04:01,604 Can't be late for my first day at the new job. 126 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:03,899 Pretty sure your boss 127 00:04:03,924 --> 00:04:05,265 will cut you some slack. 128 00:04:05,289 --> 00:04:08,250 True, for the record, since his new boss was... 129 00:04:08,321 --> 00:04:14,652 _ 130 00:04:14,677 --> 00:04:21,433 _ 131 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:25,513 _ 132 00:04:25,538 --> 00:04:30,006 _ 133 00:04:30,031 --> 00:04:32,474 _ 134 00:04:32,578 --> 00:04:36,382 _ 135 00:04:36,407 --> 00:04:38,572 _ 136 00:04:38,596 --> 00:04:43,336 _ 137 00:04:43,361 --> 00:04:45,213 _ 138 00:04:45,238 --> 00:04:46,880 _ 139 00:04:46,904 --> 00:04:47,907 Okay, guys, come on. 140 00:04:47,932 --> 00:04:49,394 Let's keep it friendly for the EPK. 141 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:51,645 _ 142 00:04:51,669 --> 00:04:53,919 _ 143 00:04:54,245 --> 00:04:55,803 Yes, Rogelio, 144 00:04:55,827 --> 00:04:57,980 let's not turn this into a pissing contest. 145 00:04:58,005 --> 00:04:59,073 I understand why you'd be 146 00:04:59,097 --> 00:05:00,961 intimidated, I have a very propulsive stream. 147 00:05:00,986 --> 00:05:01,744 All right, 148 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:02,696 let's take five. 149 00:05:03,997 --> 00:05:05,314 Michael, please. 150 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,510 Uh, I don't think you've 151 00:05:06,535 --> 00:05:07,996 met my new head of security. 152 00:05:08,021 --> 00:05:08,722 This is 153 00:05:08,747 --> 00:05:09,825 Michael Cordero, 154 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:13,185 former star detective of the Miami PD. 155 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:14,201 Ah. 156 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:15,504 Nice to meet you. 157 00:05:15,529 --> 00:05:16,972 I had to beef up protection 158 00:05:16,997 --> 00:05:19,731 due to my well-publicized stalking incident. 159 00:05:19,756 --> 00:05:21,773 Have you ever been stalked, Esteban? 160 00:05:21,798 --> 00:05:23,694 So many times. 161 00:05:23,719 --> 00:05:26,144 Funny, I don't recall anything high-profile. 162 00:05:26,168 --> 00:05:27,488 I kept it out of the press, 163 00:05:27,513 --> 00:05:29,132 but I did "beef up" 164 00:05:29,157 --> 00:05:31,852 my personal security, as well. 165 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:35,213 This is Donny, 166 00:05:35,238 --> 00:05:36,457 former world champion 167 00:05:36,482 --> 00:05:37,848 of the MMA circuit. 168 00:05:37,949 --> 00:05:39,195 Donny, 169 00:05:39,219 --> 00:05:41,128 please carry me to craft service. 170 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:47,769 He's so ridiculous. 171 00:05:47,794 --> 00:05:49,201 Can you carry me? 172 00:05:50,073 --> 00:05:52,475 No. 173 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,431 I'm kidding. 174 00:05:53,455 --> 00:05:54,778 I'm kidding, of course. 175 00:05:54,803 --> 00:05:57,103 Come, let me tell you all about the big 176 00:05:57,128 --> 00:05:58,854 Mother's Day surprise I am planning for Jane. 177 00:05:58,879 --> 00:06:00,499 Oh, okay, just remember, 178 00:06:00,524 --> 00:06:01,521 Jane doesn't love surprises. 179 00:06:01,546 --> 00:06:03,095 True, for the record. 180 00:06:03,121 --> 00:06:04,368 And unfortunately, 181 00:06:04,393 --> 00:06:06,290 she was about to get a big one. 182 00:06:06,314 --> 00:06:08,094 Sorry, but your phone's been blowing up 183 00:06:08,119 --> 00:06:09,387 for the last 30 minutes. 184 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:10,977 A lot of unknown numbers. 185 00:06:11,103 --> 00:06:13,875 12 messages? That's bizarre. 186 00:06:15,971 --> 00:06:17,338 What is it? 187 00:06:17,363 --> 00:06:21,317 Someone wants to pay me to write their college term paper. 188 00:06:22,436 --> 00:06:24,465 And another one. 189 00:06:24,490 --> 00:06:27,144 Hey, I'm replying to the ad in University Daily 190 00:06:27,170 --> 00:06:29,371 about how I can pay you to write my essays. 191 00:06:29,396 --> 00:06:31,538 And I have this Earth Science thing coming up... 192 00:06:32,607 --> 00:06:34,615 Oh, my God. 193 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,745 Oh, my God. 194 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:38,317 "Jane Villanueva will write 195 00:06:38,342 --> 00:06:40,481 your college essay for money?" 196 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,805 Who did this? 197 00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:44,259 What's going on? 198 00:06:44,284 --> 00:06:45,386 Call me back. We'll talk prices. 199 00:06:45,411 --> 00:06:47,606 Oh, no, my advisor called. 200 00:06:47,631 --> 00:06:49,177 Hi, Jane... 201 00:06:49,202 --> 00:06:50,693 Please, please, please don't be about the advertisement. 202 00:06:50,718 --> 00:06:53,079 There was an advertisement that Professor Blake and I 203 00:06:53,104 --> 00:06:56,020 need to speak with you about as soon as possible. 204 00:06:56,045 --> 00:06:57,700 Okay. It's okay. 205 00:06:57,725 --> 00:07:00,376 She hates me, but Blake mostly doesn't. 206 00:07:00,401 --> 00:07:02,733 Professor Blake, Professor Donaldson 207 00:07:02,758 --> 00:07:03,713 _ 208 00:07:03,738 --> 00:07:04,706 _ 209 00:07:04,731 --> 00:07:05,838 I just want to assure you, 210 00:07:05,863 --> 00:07:08,066 I do not write college papers for money. 211 00:07:08,092 --> 00:07:11,089 I am clearly 100% against cheating. 212 00:07:11,114 --> 00:07:13,484 Then why is there an ad in the paper offering your services? 213 00:07:13,509 --> 00:07:14,635 I have no idea. 214 00:07:14,661 --> 00:07:16,547 It's obviously some sort of prank. 215 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:19,740 I mean, even if I did write papers for money, 216 00:07:19,765 --> 00:07:21,504 which, again, I don't, 217 00:07:21,530 --> 00:07:23,935 would I ever advertise in the school paper? 218 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,424 She's right, Richard. 219 00:07:25,449 --> 00:07:27,839 Why would she do this? She's not stupid. 220 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,585 Aw, she called Jane not stupid. 221 00:07:30,633 --> 00:07:31,865 So who do you think did it? 222 00:07:31,890 --> 00:07:34,169 I have no idea. 223 00:07:34,194 --> 00:07:35,716 But I promise I'm going to get 224 00:07:35,742 --> 00:07:37,234 - to the bottom of this. - Here's the thing, 225 00:07:37,258 --> 00:07:39,291 regardless of whether or not you placed the ad... 226 00:07:39,317 --> 00:07:40,505 I definitely didn't. 227 00:07:40,530 --> 00:07:42,391 Drama just seems to follow you. 228 00:07:44,117 --> 00:07:46,588 No! Oh! Wait! 229 00:07:46,613 --> 00:07:48,383 I'm sorry, you can finish out your current class, 230 00:07:48,408 --> 00:07:50,417 but I can't have you back to TA next semester. 231 00:07:50,442 --> 00:07:52,260 Really, Richard? 232 00:07:52,286 --> 00:07:53,323 RICHARD; Yes. 233 00:07:53,349 --> 00:07:55,413 I'm telling you, Donaldson's my only hope. 234 00:07:55,438 --> 00:07:56,891 I think if I can prove to her 235 00:07:56,916 --> 00:07:58,589 that I was set up, she'll help me. 236 00:07:58,614 --> 00:08:00,500 So, I went to the school paper 237 00:08:00,526 --> 00:08:01,892 and got the buyer's e-mail address. 238 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:05,099 JaneVillanueva1234@hotmail.com 239 00:08:05,124 --> 00:08:06,027 Creepy. 240 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:08,984 So, I just set up my own fake e-mail account, 241 00:08:09,009 --> 00:08:10,126 and pretended to be from the school, 242 00:08:10,151 --> 00:08:12,255 and asked if they wanted to rerun the ad. 243 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:13,347 Ooh, nice. 244 00:08:13,372 --> 00:08:15,385 Very Jessica Jones. 245 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:16,507 Thank you. 246 00:08:16,532 --> 00:08:18,515 I just, I need to prove to Professor Blake 247 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:19,984 that this was a mistake. 248 00:08:20,009 --> 00:08:21,757 And that drama doesn't follow me. 249 00:08:21,782 --> 00:08:23,093 In Jane's defense, 250 00:08:23,118 --> 00:08:24,314 drama is in her blood. 251 00:08:24,339 --> 00:08:29,283 We have reached Sting-tantric levels of love-making. 252 00:08:29,308 --> 00:08:31,102 Add it to your special skills. 253 00:08:31,127 --> 00:08:32,958 Done. 254 00:08:32,984 --> 00:08:35,057 _ 255 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,967 _ 256 00:08:37,459 --> 00:08:39,091 Why are you hurrying off? 257 00:08:39,116 --> 00:08:40,807 - Work. - Ah, yes. 258 00:08:40,832 --> 00:08:42,794 You'll recall, Rogelio's booty call 259 00:08:42,820 --> 00:08:45,411 had recently turned into a full-blown crush. 260 00:08:45,436 --> 00:08:47,496 - Where'd I put my phone? - Um... 261 00:08:48,826 --> 00:08:50,210 Hmm. 262 00:08:51,901 --> 00:08:53,514 _ 263 00:08:53,539 --> 00:08:54,891 Don't worry, Ro. 264 00:08:54,916 --> 00:08:56,582 That could totally be an oversight. 265 00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:58,444 Here it is. 266 00:08:58,910 --> 00:09:01,305 So, uh, Dina, 267 00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:02,991 what are you doing Saturday? 268 00:09:03,017 --> 00:09:05,192 I have plans. 269 00:09:05,787 --> 00:09:06,772 _ 270 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:07,952 They're just the preliminary plans, 271 00:09:07,977 --> 00:09:08,791 of course. 272 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:09,757 I'm impressed. 273 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:11,674 Your architect did a spectacular job. 274 00:09:11,698 --> 00:09:13,642 As my grandmother used to say, 275 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:15,529 "Ay, not this guy." 276 00:09:15,553 --> 00:09:16,891 I'm glad you're both happy. 277 00:09:16,915 --> 00:09:17,910 Very happy. 278 00:09:17,935 --> 00:09:19,199 Call the firm, 279 00:09:19,224 --> 00:09:21,061 tell them we're moving forward. 280 00:09:25,304 --> 00:09:26,947 Petra? 281 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,621 What's this? 282 00:09:28,646 --> 00:09:30,776 Why does everyone keep asking that? Read the invitation. 283 00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:32,633 That's the whole point of an invitation. 284 00:09:32,658 --> 00:09:34,210 You're throwing a Mother's Day brunch? 285 00:09:34,234 --> 00:09:35,431 Yes. 286 00:09:35,456 --> 00:09:37,039 Jane's family's coming. 287 00:09:37,065 --> 00:09:39,004 I just thought it would be easier for everyone 288 00:09:39,028 --> 00:09:40,359 if we're all in one place. 289 00:09:40,384 --> 00:09:41,193 Really? 290 00:09:41,218 --> 00:09:42,157 Don't make it into a thing. 291 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:43,416 Yeah, well, there is one thing. 292 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,282 Invitation says 11:00. 293 00:09:45,408 --> 00:09:46,792 The twins are still napping then. 294 00:09:46,816 --> 00:09:48,474 Oh. 295 00:09:48,499 --> 00:09:49,790 So we'll wake them up. 296 00:09:49,815 --> 00:09:52,442 We've worked really hard to get them on a schedule. 297 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,788 Okay, fine, so we'll push the brunch to 1:00. 298 00:09:54,813 --> 00:09:55,944 Now it's a lunch. 299 00:09:56,979 --> 00:09:58,865 Enjoy. 300 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,635 Yes! 301 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:02,273 What? 302 00:10:02,298 --> 00:10:03,948 I got a response from my fake e-mail. 303 00:10:03,973 --> 00:10:06,184 "No thank you to renewing advertisement, 304 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:08,765 I have everything what is necessary." 305 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:11,628 "Everything what is necessary"? 306 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,224 Jane! Sorry to interrupt. 307 00:10:14,249 --> 00:10:15,730 Uh, we're gonna have to bump the brunch to 1:00. 308 00:10:15,755 --> 00:10:17,580 I forgot the twins nap at 11:00. 309 00:10:19,021 --> 00:10:20,525 - What? - Nothing. 310 00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:22,042 They just changed their schedule. 311 00:10:22,418 --> 00:10:23,707 Anyway, is that all right? 312 00:10:23,732 --> 00:10:25,602 Yes, of course. No problem. 313 00:10:25,627 --> 00:10:28,222 I know, Abuela, I'm sorry, 314 00:10:28,247 --> 00:10:31,069 but she got the nap times wrong, I guess. 315 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:34,853 Come on, you know Petra's not a hands-on mom, 316 00:10:34,877 --> 00:10:36,296 give her a break please. 317 00:10:36,321 --> 00:10:38,994 Can you get someone to cover your shift? 318 00:10:40,604 --> 00:10:42,519 That is sounding important. 319 00:10:42,544 --> 00:10:43,581 If you wanting to talk, 320 00:10:43,606 --> 00:10:45,164 I can do everything what is necessary 321 00:10:45,189 --> 00:10:46,326 to cover your tables. 322 00:10:46,351 --> 00:10:47,642 Did she just say... 323 00:10:47,666 --> 00:10:49,365 I have to call you back. 324 00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:50,705 Excuse me? 325 00:10:50,731 --> 00:10:51,576 I say, 326 00:10:51,601 --> 00:10:55,881 I can do everything what is necessary for your tables. 327 00:10:55,907 --> 00:10:57,315 And that's when Jane realized 328 00:10:57,341 --> 00:10:59,066 what she should have realized much earlier, 329 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,188 given her great love of telenovelas, 330 00:11:01,214 --> 00:11:03,577 it's always the twin. 331 00:11:07,461 --> 00:11:09,782 - Petra? - Oh, hey, perfect timing. 332 00:11:09,808 --> 00:11:10,823 Here's our caterer's 333 00:11:10,848 --> 00:11:12,042 proposed menu for our lunch. 334 00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:13,738 Any allergies? 335 00:11:13,763 --> 00:11:14,686 Issues? 336 00:11:14,711 --> 00:11:16,626 Wow! Four courses. 337 00:11:16,651 --> 00:11:17,669 I'm assuming 338 00:11:17,695 --> 00:11:18,950 each course lasts three minutes 339 00:11:18,975 --> 00:11:20,440 and has lots of Cheerios 340 00:11:20,465 --> 00:11:22,501 or Mateo's not gonna make it. 341 00:11:22,526 --> 00:11:24,433 I didn't realize I had to prepare 342 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:25,496 something special for Mateo. 343 00:11:25,522 --> 00:11:26,990 No, I'm kidding. I'm... 344 00:11:27,015 --> 00:11:28,363 I'm-I'm just saying that he can't 345 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,701 sit through four courses. 346 00:11:29,726 --> 00:11:31,379 Well, my nannies will be there if he gets fussy. 347 00:11:31,404 --> 00:11:33,018 Oh, I mean, well, 348 00:11:33,044 --> 00:11:34,940 it is Mother's Day, so I do want to be with him. 349 00:11:34,964 --> 00:11:36,625 I wasn't suggesting you don't want to be with him. 350 00:11:36,651 --> 00:11:38,553 Okay, we're getting off track. That is great. 351 00:11:38,577 --> 00:11:41,034 Um... I actually 352 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:42,885 wanted to talk about Anezka. 353 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,799 I've showed her how to use deodorant. 354 00:11:44,824 --> 00:11:47,121 No, it-it's not that. It's, um... 355 00:11:47,146 --> 00:11:49,052 And so, Jane told Petra 356 00:11:49,077 --> 00:11:50,610 about... well, you know. 357 00:11:50,635 --> 00:11:51,416 Let's FF through. 358 00:11:56,439 --> 00:11:58,101 But why would she do that? 359 00:11:58,126 --> 00:11:59,622 I have no idea. 360 00:11:59,647 --> 00:12:01,280 But in order to get my TA job back, 361 00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:02,607 I have to prove who it was, 362 00:12:02,632 --> 00:12:05,536 and I really think it was your sister. 363 00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:07,825 Let me talk to her. 364 00:12:09,106 --> 00:12:10,814 I need to talk to you. 365 00:12:10,839 --> 00:12:12,733 I wasn't going to mention it, 366 00:12:12,758 --> 00:12:14,482 but holding in my emotions 367 00:12:14,507 --> 00:12:16,325 is causing me to eat my feelings. 368 00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:17,868 And I think we can both agree 369 00:12:17,893 --> 00:12:19,859 that will be a disaster for the ratings. 370 00:12:19,884 --> 00:12:21,699 What is it? 371 00:12:22,657 --> 00:12:24,992 I know you're having a birthday party. 372 00:12:25,017 --> 00:12:26,406 And I was not invited. 373 00:12:26,431 --> 00:12:28,248 Look. 374 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,154 The truth is I don't think you'd 375 00:12:31,179 --> 00:12:32,678 get along with my other friends. 376 00:12:32,703 --> 00:12:35,837 They're more like, you know, regular people. 377 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:38,330 Some of my closest friends are non-celebs. 378 00:12:38,355 --> 00:12:39,999 Stedman, for example. 379 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:42,262 It's just you're interested in different things. 380 00:12:42,465 --> 00:12:44,361 You like to talk about the Kardashians. 381 00:12:45,158 --> 00:12:46,433 There more interested in 382 00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:47,758 Ta-Nehisi Coates. 383 00:12:47,784 --> 00:12:49,591 I assure you I'm open 384 00:12:49,616 --> 00:12:51,032 to all kinds of jackets. 385 00:12:51,058 --> 00:12:52,321 He's not a jacket. 386 00:12:52,346 --> 00:12:53,306 He's an author. 387 00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:54,801 I... know. 388 00:12:54,835 --> 00:12:55,754 I was just 389 00:12:55,779 --> 00:12:57,147 making a joke. 390 00:12:57,173 --> 00:12:57,870 Come on, Dina. 391 00:12:57,895 --> 00:12:59,234 I can totally hang with nerds. 392 00:12:59,259 --> 00:13:01,770 I spent a good part of the summer of 1998 393 00:13:01,795 --> 00:13:03,597 hanging with Moby. 394 00:13:03,622 --> 00:13:04,800 Please. 395 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,375 Let me come. 396 00:13:08,568 --> 00:13:10,216 Fantastic. 397 00:13:10,242 --> 00:13:11,812 And I promise I will show your friends 398 00:13:11,837 --> 00:13:13,182 my intellectual side. 399 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:16,185 Jane, I need you to give me an intellectual side. 400 00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:19,124 So, you want to do a whole Pygmalion thing? 401 00:13:19,149 --> 00:13:20,643 What? No, no, no. 402 00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:22,591 Like a My Fair Lady thing. 403 00:13:22,616 --> 00:13:25,706 See, Dina is seeing me only as a sex object. 404 00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:28,288 And I have to prove to her that I am more than just 405 00:13:28,314 --> 00:13:30,165 oceans of charisma. 406 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:32,017 I refuse to be objectified. 407 00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:33,677 Make it a little tighter, please. 408 00:13:33,702 --> 00:13:34,680 Don't you want to be with somebody 409 00:13:34,705 --> 00:13:36,171 who respects you for who you are? 410 00:13:36,196 --> 00:13:37,284 Yes, of course! 411 00:13:37,308 --> 00:13:38,335 I just want to present her 412 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,809 with a smarter alternative. 413 00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:40,909 Please, Jane. 414 00:13:40,934 --> 00:13:42,546 Watch the pin! 415 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,817 Okay, Dad, whatever you need. 416 00:13:44,842 --> 00:13:46,019 Ready to shoot? 417 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,063 Jane, I'm sorry. 418 00:13:50,088 --> 00:13:51,266 There's an emergency at work. 419 00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:52,872 I'm gonna have to call you back. 420 00:13:54,371 --> 00:13:56,103 Dad wants to seem smarter, 421 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:58,463 I guess, for Dina. 422 00:13:58,653 --> 00:14:00,193 Wow. 423 00:14:00,218 --> 00:14:01,554 He must like her a lot. 424 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:02,980 Yeah. 425 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,592 Are you okay with all of this? 426 00:14:06,617 --> 00:14:07,792 I'm fine. 427 00:14:07,817 --> 00:14:09,429 You should support your dad. 428 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,212 Don't laugh, don't laugh. 429 00:14:16,237 --> 00:14:18,226 Hey, my eyes are up here. Look me in the eyes. 430 00:14:18,251 --> 00:14:20,762 Oh, I can't. It's just so white! 431 00:14:20,787 --> 00:14:23,607 Oh, oh... Oh, mm, okay. 432 00:14:23,632 --> 00:14:24,944 I'm okay. 433 00:14:24,969 --> 00:14:25,605 Uh-huh. 434 00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:27,267 How was your first day? 435 00:14:27,308 --> 00:14:28,854 It was great. 436 00:14:28,879 --> 00:14:30,842 Well, now you look me in the eye. 437 00:14:30,866 --> 00:14:32,199 Okay, well, maybe it wasn't as exciting 438 00:14:32,224 --> 00:14:33,758 as fighting international crime lords. 439 00:14:33,783 --> 00:14:35,341 But I did give a warning 440 00:14:35,366 --> 00:14:36,838 to a guy who was about to take four donuts 441 00:14:36,863 --> 00:14:38,023 from craft service, so... 442 00:14:38,048 --> 00:14:39,309 - Ooh. - Mm-hmm, how about you? 443 00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:42,204 Did you solve the case of the classified catfisher? 444 00:14:42,235 --> 00:14:43,306 I am a former detective. 445 00:14:43,331 --> 00:14:45,042 I can help you track down the perp. 446 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:46,862 - Perp's been tracked. - Who is it? 447 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,454 Finally, there you are. 448 00:14:48,486 --> 00:14:50,316 Did you have anything 449 00:14:50,341 --> 00:14:51,863 to do with this ad? 450 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,690 Oh, yes, I did do. 451 00:14:53,715 --> 00:14:55,847 You are so very welcome. 452 00:14:55,872 --> 00:14:57,124 "Welcome"? 453 00:14:57,148 --> 00:14:59,893 Anezka, what were you thinking? 454 00:14:59,918 --> 00:15:02,487 Oh, you hint for me to do it. 455 00:15:02,512 --> 00:15:04,714 Because Rafael was thinking Jane too perfect. 456 00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:06,686 No, I didn't hint. 457 00:15:06,711 --> 00:15:08,466 Oh, no. 458 00:15:08,663 --> 00:15:10,658 I am so stupid then. 459 00:15:10,683 --> 00:15:11,954 Jane is my friend. 460 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,774 Oh, well, no, she not be such good friend. 461 00:15:13,799 --> 00:15:15,777 She's saying you aren't good mother. 462 00:15:17,597 --> 00:15:19,442 Oh... forget it. 463 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:21,270 I-I causing trouble enough. 464 00:15:21,294 --> 00:15:22,419 What? 465 00:15:22,444 --> 00:15:23,330 Anezka? 466 00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:25,580 What did Jane say? 467 00:15:25,605 --> 00:15:27,590 So, let's review from the top. 468 00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:29,284 The three main topics 469 00:15:29,309 --> 00:15:31,918 of intellectual party conversation are? 470 00:15:31,942 --> 00:15:33,029 Current events, 471 00:15:33,054 --> 00:15:35,597 literature, culture. 472 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,498 - Kardashians? - Mm. 473 00:15:37,523 --> 00:15:38,951 Off limits. 474 00:15:38,975 --> 00:15:40,172 Mmm. 475 00:15:40,198 --> 00:15:41,512 But there's so much to discuss! 476 00:15:41,537 --> 00:15:43,501 Kourtney's going through hell with Scott! 477 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:44,643 - The... - Dad. 478 00:15:44,668 --> 00:15:47,537 Okay, so we've covered The Goldfinch, 479 00:15:47,562 --> 00:15:49,956 the election... Last handout. 480 00:15:49,981 --> 00:15:52,533 If they're talking museums, bust out this info 481 00:15:52,558 --> 00:15:54,313 on Marina Abramovic. 482 00:15:54,338 --> 00:15:57,157 Very current, super pretentious. 483 00:15:57,181 --> 00:15:59,454 She just stares at people for hours at a time? 484 00:15:59,478 --> 00:16:00,410 - Mm-hmm. - That's not art. 485 00:16:00,436 --> 00:16:01,555 That's just bad manners. 486 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:02,108 Good! 487 00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,723 That's a legitimate critique! 488 00:16:04,944 --> 00:16:06,095 And remember, if you feel like 489 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:06,927 you're in over your head, 490 00:16:06,952 --> 00:16:08,080 just excuse yourself to go to 491 00:16:08,106 --> 00:16:09,626 the bathroom or get a drink. 492 00:16:09,651 --> 00:16:11,709 Return to a new group and start over. 493 00:16:11,734 --> 00:16:13,077 - Thank you, Jane. - Mm-hmm. 494 00:16:13,101 --> 00:16:14,082 I will learn my lines, 495 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,567 and give a Paloma-worthy performance. 496 00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:17,720 I'm sure you will. 497 00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:19,620 Yes. 498 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,907 So, is Michael liking the new job? 499 00:16:21,932 --> 00:16:23,035 So fun, right? 500 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:24,965 Oh, yeah, so fun. 501 00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:27,063 Is he not having an excellent time? 502 00:16:27,088 --> 00:16:29,825 He's really grateful to you for the job. 503 00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,875 And I'm grateful 504 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,173 that you gave me this job. I really am. 505 00:16:35,198 --> 00:16:37,273 But I've got to resign. 506 00:16:37,298 --> 00:16:39,022 Wait, what? 507 00:16:39,048 --> 00:16:40,525 Why? 508 00:16:40,788 --> 00:16:44,171 I've decided to go into the hotel business myself. 509 00:16:44,196 --> 00:16:45,993 In fact... 510 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:48,046 you're gonna give me the Fairwick. 511 00:16:51,288 --> 00:16:53,705 Wait, is this some kind of joke? 512 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,812 You know what's a joke? 513 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,569 You pretending to be some great long-lost big brother 514 00:16:59,594 --> 00:17:00,869 while at the same time, 515 00:17:00,893 --> 00:17:02,909 you were working with the police to spy on me. 516 00:17:02,935 --> 00:17:04,832 I had to know if you were working with our mother. 517 00:17:05,018 --> 00:17:07,399 Okay, and I, and I understand if you're angry... 518 00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:08,933 You understand nothing. 519 00:17:08,957 --> 00:17:10,529 So let me spell it out for you. 520 00:17:10,555 --> 00:17:12,927 You sell me the Fairwick for a dollar, 521 00:17:12,952 --> 00:17:14,502 or I turn you into the Feds 522 00:17:14,527 --> 00:17:15,619 for insider trading. 523 00:17:15,645 --> 00:17:16,414 Wait, what? 524 00:17:16,439 --> 00:17:18,293 My buddy gave you a tip. 525 00:17:18,318 --> 00:17:20,182 You acted on it. 526 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,333 Honestly, 527 00:17:21,358 --> 00:17:22,513 I thought you'd wait longer 528 00:17:22,538 --> 00:17:24,082 to spend the money you made, but, man, 529 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,666 you used it quick. 530 00:17:25,691 --> 00:17:28,503 You set me up. 531 00:17:29,111 --> 00:17:31,962 This place is really gonna be something special. 532 00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:37,446 Hey. 533 00:17:37,471 --> 00:17:39,645 He took a long nap, so he might be fussy 534 00:17:39,671 --> 00:17:42,465 - when you put him down. - Got it. 535 00:17:42,586 --> 00:17:43,486 You okay? 536 00:17:43,512 --> 00:17:44,608 Well, he's being blackmailed 537 00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:46,168 by his brother, so that's a no. 538 00:17:46,194 --> 00:17:47,639 Yeah. 539 00:17:47,665 --> 00:17:49,697 Yeah, just... 540 00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:52,423 an unexpected hurdle with the Fairwick acquisition. 541 00:17:52,885 --> 00:17:54,447 Okay. 542 00:17:54,472 --> 00:17:56,244 Well, whatever it is, 543 00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:57,888 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 544 00:17:57,913 --> 00:18:00,037 And speaking of figuring things out, 545 00:18:00,062 --> 00:18:02,640 Michael was adapting to his new life on set. 546 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,678 _ 547 00:18:03,704 --> 00:18:04,717 _ 548 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,676 _ 549 00:18:07,702 --> 00:18:10,104 _ 550 00:18:10,129 --> 00:18:13,818 _ 551 00:18:14,388 --> 00:18:18,985 _ 552 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,030 _ 553 00:18:22,079 --> 00:18:23,990 I can't wait to cut that line in post. 554 00:18:24,489 --> 00:18:26,967 _ 555 00:18:26,992 --> 00:18:28,658 _ 556 00:18:30,364 --> 00:18:32,228 - Cut! - Cut! 557 00:18:32,355 --> 00:18:34,221 Did you see that? 558 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,667 Fake fighting is a carefully 559 00:18:36,692 --> 00:18:37,953 choreographed dance. 560 00:18:37,978 --> 00:18:39,562 To adlib a gesture like that 561 00:18:39,587 --> 00:18:42,001 is to put us both in actual danger. 562 00:18:42,195 --> 00:18:43,239 No kidding. 563 00:18:43,264 --> 00:18:44,752 Plus if you wanted to disarm someone 564 00:18:44,777 --> 00:18:46,559 believably, you'd go for the wrist. 565 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,088 What? 566 00:18:48,113 --> 00:18:49,515 No, I'm just saying technically, 567 00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,458 if you wanted to be accurate... 568 00:18:55,706 --> 00:18:57,814 Come with me. 569 00:18:57,839 --> 00:18:59,947 And in that moment, Rogelio realized 570 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,312 he could kill two birds with one stone. 571 00:19:02,338 --> 00:19:03,895 Esteben, approach! 572 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,317 Michael happens to be an expert in combat, 573 00:19:06,342 --> 00:19:09,337 And he will now demonstrate how to disarm someone. 574 00:19:09,362 --> 00:19:11,086 This guy? 575 00:19:11,111 --> 00:19:13,669 Hit me with your best shot, pretty boy. 576 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,365 Bird one... Build Michael up. 577 00:19:18,455 --> 00:19:20,483 Bird two... torture Esteben. 578 00:19:20,508 --> 00:19:22,748 Bravo! Bravo! 579 00:19:22,773 --> 00:19:26,991 I'm promoting you to personal bodyguard/technical advisor. 580 00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:29,937 From here on out, I want you to monitor all our fights 581 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,049 for authenticity. 582 00:19:32,074 --> 00:19:33,562 And I looked it up online, 583 00:19:33,588 --> 00:19:36,064 and technical advisors make good money. 584 00:19:36,089 --> 00:19:37,711 And it's actually really fun. 585 00:19:37,735 --> 00:19:39,239 I'm so happy you're excited. 586 00:19:39,264 --> 00:19:40,816 Yeah, I really am. 587 00:19:40,841 --> 00:19:41,895 Okay. 588 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:42,807 Time to become an expert 589 00:19:42,832 --> 00:19:45,277 in 15th century combat. 590 00:19:45,302 --> 00:19:46,924 And so Michael researched. 591 00:19:47,372 --> 00:19:49,058 _ 592 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,202 _ 593 00:19:50,227 --> 00:19:51,345 And Wiki-ed. 594 00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:53,417 Oh. 595 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,704 _ 596 00:19:55,524 --> 00:19:57,446 And googled. 597 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,881 Until he was exhausted. 598 00:20:06,226 --> 00:20:07,918 But satisfied. 599 00:20:07,943 --> 00:20:08,468 _ 600 00:20:08,472 --> 00:20:12,015 How's it going? I think I'm starting to get a handle on it, my lady. 601 00:20:16,211 --> 00:20:17,812 Oh, good, it's Petra. 602 00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:20,036 Hopefully she got her sister to confess. 603 00:20:20,326 --> 00:20:22,056 Hey, Petra. 604 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,635 Did you say I'm a bad mother? 605 00:20:23,785 --> 00:20:24,949 Excuse me? 606 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,054 Apparently you called your grandmother to complain 607 00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:28,552 about how I didn't know my children's nap times 608 00:20:28,578 --> 00:20:30,404 - because I'm not a good mom. - Oh, dear. 609 00:20:30,428 --> 00:20:33,136 No, I didn't use those words. 610 00:20:33,161 --> 00:20:35,098 Well, what words did you use? 611 00:20:35,225 --> 00:20:37,178 Well, look, you're taking it out of context. 612 00:20:37,204 --> 00:20:39,221 I was actually defending you to my grandmother. 613 00:20:39,246 --> 00:20:40,418 So, she was calling me a bad mom? 614 00:20:40,443 --> 00:20:41,931 No! No! 615 00:20:41,956 --> 00:20:43,534 She was just annoyed because she had to change 616 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,600 her work schedule and that's not easy for her. 617 00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:46,675 What are you implying? 618 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,173 - Nothing. - I know all about 619 00:20:48,199 --> 00:20:49,855 hard work, Jane... I have a job. 620 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,111 Yeah, well, I did, too, until your sister got me fired! 621 00:20:52,135 --> 00:20:53,969 And maybe it was the heat of the moment 622 00:20:53,994 --> 00:20:55,419 or the fact that Petra finally 623 00:20:55,444 --> 00:20:57,285 had a little family of her own to protect, 624 00:20:57,310 --> 00:20:58,500 but she said... 625 00:20:58,525 --> 00:20:59,791 You know what, Jane? 626 00:20:59,816 --> 00:21:01,564 My sister said she didn't place that ad, 627 00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:03,559 and I believe her, so lay off. 628 00:21:09,259 --> 00:21:11,389 Observe Jane steaming 629 00:21:11,414 --> 00:21:13,653 milk at the cappuccino machine. 630 00:21:13,679 --> 00:21:17,230 You can please Anezka extra milk for cappuccino order? 631 00:21:17,574 --> 00:21:19,839 Oh, so foam is all what is necessary 632 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:21,474 for your cappuccino? 633 00:21:21,499 --> 00:21:22,794 I am not understanding... 634 00:21:22,819 --> 00:21:24,136 Oh, I think you are understanding. 635 00:21:24,161 --> 00:21:25,788 So stop with this whole innocent thing! 636 00:21:25,812 --> 00:21:27,240 I am being innocent. 637 00:21:27,265 --> 00:21:29,522 No you aren't. You're a liar! 638 00:21:29,548 --> 00:21:31,140 And I don't know how, but trust me, 639 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,158 I'm gonna prove it! 640 00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:37,909 And she just started 641 00:21:37,934 --> 00:21:40,270 crying like I'm some sort of... 642 00:21:40,295 --> 00:21:42,446 Ogre! Screaming! 643 00:21:42,471 --> 00:21:44,665 She being cruel and so... 644 00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:45,654 Manipulative. 645 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,239 But I'm onto her. 646 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,184 Acting like an innocent child. 647 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,886 It felt like spank hour at orphanage. 648 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,980 _ 649 00:21:55,005 --> 00:21:56,961 No, we're taking the high road here. 650 00:21:56,986 --> 00:21:59,192 If she's not canceling, I'm not canceling. 651 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:00,832 B-But just... 652 00:22:01,409 --> 00:22:03,256 maybe give Jane some space. 653 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,627 But Anezka better stay away from me. 654 00:22:05,652 --> 00:22:07,036 Otherwise, it's on! 655 00:22:07,061 --> 00:22:08,099 En garde! 656 00:22:08,124 --> 00:22:11,061 _ 657 00:22:12,328 --> 00:22:16,109 _ 658 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:18,421 Cut! 659 00:22:20,093 --> 00:22:21,069 What...? 660 00:22:21,094 --> 00:22:23,807 Uh... is there a problem? 661 00:22:23,832 --> 00:22:25,227 Well, it's just that, traditionally, you wouldn't lock 662 00:22:25,252 --> 00:22:26,767 the longswords like that, because you'd often have 663 00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:28,587 a dagger as well, in your other hand. 664 00:22:28,612 --> 00:22:30,080 So when the longswords are locked, 665 00:22:30,105 --> 00:22:32,458 your opponent could, like, stab you dead. 666 00:22:32,483 --> 00:22:33,432 With the dagger. 667 00:22:33,457 --> 00:22:35,044 That's wonderful. 668 00:22:35,069 --> 00:22:37,089 Thank you, Technical Advisor. 669 00:22:37,114 --> 00:22:38,821 Let's do it again without locking the swords. 670 00:22:38,846 --> 00:22:41,384 But that is the most compelling part of the scene. 671 00:22:41,409 --> 00:22:42,698 It's not about the swords, 672 00:22:42,723 --> 00:22:44,287 it's about my eyes. 673 00:22:44,312 --> 00:22:47,767 Historical accuracy is also semi-important. 674 00:22:47,791 --> 00:22:49,983 We ready here? 675 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,460 Settle and... action! 676 00:22:54,025 --> 00:22:55,956 Cut! 677 00:22:58,692 --> 00:23:00,665 Just the, uh, the lunge... 678 00:23:00,690 --> 00:23:01,999 the lunge felt a little... 679 00:23:02,024 --> 00:23:04,585 Can you excuse us for one second? 680 00:23:04,847 --> 00:23:06,645 Michael... 681 00:23:06,670 --> 00:23:08,858 The work you're doing is wonderful. 682 00:23:08,883 --> 00:23:12,112 But you cannot yell "cut" while we're shooting. 683 00:23:12,138 --> 00:23:13,149 Only the director 684 00:23:13,173 --> 00:23:15,493 and the star can do that. 685 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,132 Right. I just got excited. 686 00:23:17,157 --> 00:23:18,217 I understand. 687 00:23:18,242 --> 00:23:20,334 So how do I communicate to you 688 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,206 if you guys are way off 689 00:23:21,231 --> 00:23:23,088 and it's not believable... 690 00:23:23,113 --> 00:23:25,416 Well, that's the thing. 691 00:23:25,441 --> 00:23:27,128 You see, it's a telenovela. 692 00:23:27,153 --> 00:23:31,055 So things don't have to be completely believable. 693 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,429 That's an understatement. 694 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,050 Ah! 695 00:23:35,739 --> 00:23:36,906 Oh, my God. 696 00:23:36,932 --> 00:23:38,259 What's the holdup here? 697 00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,593 Oh, I'm sorry. Yes. 698 00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:41,107 I have to shoot this, 699 00:23:41,132 --> 00:23:42,940 so I can get out by dinner. 700 00:23:42,965 --> 00:23:44,104 Okay. 701 00:23:44,394 --> 00:23:47,311 _ 702 00:23:47,336 --> 00:23:48,902 And it's already five minutes past 703 00:23:48,926 --> 00:23:50,196 one little boy's bedtime, 704 00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:52,077 isn't it, Mr. Sweetface, isn't it? 705 00:23:52,102 --> 00:23:53,395 Oh, yes. 706 00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:55,252 Oh. 707 00:23:57,013 --> 00:24:01,283 _ 708 00:24:02,668 --> 00:24:08,917 _ 709 00:24:08,942 --> 00:24:12,152 Okay, let's say good night to Abuela. 710 00:24:12,178 --> 00:24:13,663 Oh. 711 00:24:13,688 --> 00:24:16,351 _ 712 00:24:16,376 --> 00:24:19,801 _ 713 00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,144 What's going on over there? 714 00:24:21,449 --> 00:24:23,458 I-It's Dad. 715 00:24:23,483 --> 00:24:26,225 He wants me to coach him through this party, in person. 716 00:24:26,792 --> 00:24:28,608 I'm-I'm just gonna say no. 717 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:29,761 Stop. Go. 718 00:24:29,786 --> 00:24:31,065 No, Mom. I feel weird. 719 00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:32,628 Because of me? 720 00:24:32,652 --> 00:24:34,690 Don't. Honestly. 721 00:24:35,131 --> 00:24:37,654 Actually, knowing that he and Dina are both out 722 00:24:37,679 --> 00:24:40,709 makes it easier for me to go record my track at the studio. 723 00:24:40,734 --> 00:24:42,656 No chance of running into them. 724 00:24:42,891 --> 00:24:44,704 Go, hon. 725 00:24:44,729 --> 00:24:45,514 _ 726 00:24:45,539 --> 00:24:47,370 Which brings us here, now... 727 00:24:47,395 --> 00:24:49,296 Jane, you made it! 728 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,022 Everyone, 729 00:24:50,048 --> 00:24:51,641 meet my brilliant daughter, Jane! 730 00:24:51,666 --> 00:24:53,598 You invited your daughter? 731 00:24:53,623 --> 00:24:55,968 - Here, ha-have a seat, Jane. - No, wait! 732 00:24:55,993 --> 00:24:57,813 Sit next to me. I need you close. 733 00:24:57,838 --> 00:24:59,411 - Why? - It's okay. 734 00:24:59,436 --> 00:25:00,067 I'll sit here. 735 00:25:00,092 --> 00:25:00,840 Okay, well... 736 00:25:00,865 --> 00:25:02,149 there is perfect. 737 00:25:02,331 --> 00:25:04,097 Just wanted to make sure 738 00:25:04,123 --> 00:25:06,536 you were comfortable. 739 00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:11,054 My daughter is a brilliant student. 740 00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:12,180 - _ - She's in graduate school. 741 00:25:12,205 --> 00:25:13,472 My son's at Oxford. 742 00:25:13,497 --> 00:25:15,576 Oh. England. Great... 743 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,021 - _ - and important country. 744 00:25:17,047 --> 00:25:18,852 Shakespeare and... 745 00:25:18,877 --> 00:25:20,150 How do you know Dina? 746 00:25:20,175 --> 00:25:21,495 - _ We were actually 747 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,176 in debate together in college. 748 00:25:23,201 --> 00:25:25,984 Oh, I dabble myself in debate, as well. 749 00:25:26,009 --> 00:25:28,588 - _ - I once played a great debater on Tiago. 750 00:25:28,613 --> 00:25:30,808 I owned the Senate floor! 751 00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:33,041 Wow! He's fast with his fingers! 752 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:36,976 ♪ La mujer de amor ♪ 753 00:25:37,001 --> 00:25:41,232 ♪ Es un secreto en la noche ♪ 754 00:25:41,257 --> 00:25:43,401 ♪ La mujer de mi ♪ 755 00:25:43,426 --> 00:25:47,582 ♪ Alma... ♪ 756 00:25:47,607 --> 00:25:50,470 Let me try again. 757 00:25:50,494 --> 00:25:51,879 Oh, sorry, man. 758 00:25:51,904 --> 00:25:53,178 We're running a little behind. 759 00:25:53,203 --> 00:25:55,837 Do you want to come back in 20 for your ADR? 760 00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:57,491 I'll wait. 761 00:25:58,528 --> 00:26:00,952 ♪ La mujer de mi ♪ 762 00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:04,931 ♪ Alma... ♪ 763 00:26:04,956 --> 00:26:08,325 I'm sorry. 764 00:26:08,350 --> 00:26:10,593 You're just too in your head. 765 00:26:10,618 --> 00:26:12,409 Don't just sing it. 766 00:26:12,434 --> 00:26:14,096 Hmm? 767 00:26:14,211 --> 00:26:15,781 Feel it. 768 00:26:15,806 --> 00:26:19,169 Seduce the microphone. 769 00:26:19,194 --> 00:26:21,095 I'm not with Rogelio anymore, 770 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:23,550 so flirting with me isn't gonna hurt him. 771 00:26:23,577 --> 00:26:25,101 Oh. 772 00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:27,022 You know what else works to get the note? 773 00:26:27,149 --> 00:26:29,166 You can use the ground to stabilize. 774 00:26:29,191 --> 00:26:30,443 Hmm. 775 00:26:30,468 --> 00:26:32,586 Lie down. Seriously. 776 00:26:32,611 --> 00:26:34,308 You take all the support of the earth 777 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:37,316 and then you sing up instead of out. 778 00:26:37,489 --> 00:26:38,826 Shakira taught me. 779 00:26:38,851 --> 00:26:40,979 I mean, I'll try. 780 00:26:41,412 --> 00:26:43,319 You're going to feel silly at first. 781 00:26:43,344 --> 00:26:45,107 But just put that aside, okay? 782 00:26:45,132 --> 00:26:46,529 Okay. 783 00:26:46,554 --> 00:26:49,615 ♪ La mujer de mi ♪ 784 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:56,283 ♪ Alma! ♪ 785 00:26:57,130 --> 00:26:58,631 Huh. 786 00:26:58,656 --> 00:26:59,640 Hmm? 787 00:26:59,665 --> 00:27:01,339 Wow. 788 00:27:01,364 --> 00:27:03,060 You're a good coach. 789 00:27:03,085 --> 00:27:04,812 And speaking of coaches... 790 00:27:04,837 --> 00:27:06,450 Thanks to Jane, 791 00:27:06,475 --> 00:27:08,457 Rogelio had successfully 792 00:27:08,482 --> 00:27:10,109 navigated culture and politics. 793 00:27:10,134 --> 00:27:13,174 It's a clear perversion of the 14th Amendment. 794 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,159 Not at all what our founding fathers meant, you know? 795 00:27:16,185 --> 00:27:17,888 - Exactly. - Even science. 796 00:27:17,913 --> 00:27:20,280 I don't think we can fully comprehend 797 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:23,368 the profound impact of the Higgs boson particle. 798 00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:24,276 _ 799 00:27:24,301 --> 00:27:27,462 In fact, his knowledge was on fleek, until... 800 00:27:27,487 --> 00:27:29,210 Free trade with Cuba is essential. 801 00:27:29,235 --> 00:27:30,849 Just look at the great success 802 00:27:30,874 --> 00:27:32,315 of the Nazi alliance. 803 00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:33,194 Oh! 804 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,136 Well, until Jane failed to see 805 00:27:35,161 --> 00:27:37,007 her phone's misguided autocorrect. 806 00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:38,928 Um, excuse me? 807 00:27:38,953 --> 00:27:40,527 The "great success"? 808 00:27:40,553 --> 00:27:41,805 No, no! 809 00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:44,800 No. That wasn't a great success. 810 00:27:44,825 --> 00:27:48,727 No. What I meant was... 811 00:27:49,342 --> 00:27:50,768 _ 812 00:27:51,482 --> 00:27:52,925 Yes? 813 00:27:52,950 --> 00:27:55,738 Oh, j-just that the, 814 00:27:55,763 --> 00:27:59,751 you know, the Nazi alliance... 815 00:27:59,776 --> 00:28:03,667 Jane? What... what do I mean? 816 00:28:05,415 --> 00:28:07,229 NATO... 817 00:28:07,254 --> 00:28:09,738 The NATO alliance. 818 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:16,642 So, what? You brought your daughter out 819 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,676 - to do some Cyrano thing? - No. 820 00:28:18,701 --> 00:28:19,999 It was like... 821 00:28:20,024 --> 00:28:22,033 Have you seen the movie Roxanne? 822 00:28:22,361 --> 00:28:23,583 It's just... 823 00:28:23,608 --> 00:28:25,327 well, you know... 824 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:28,439 I wanted to impress your smart friends. 825 00:28:28,885 --> 00:28:31,590 Because I like you, Dina. 826 00:28:31,683 --> 00:28:33,032 That's why I'm wearing 827 00:28:33,057 --> 00:28:34,223 these ridiculous glasses 828 00:28:34,248 --> 00:28:37,704 and talking about silly things like literature or science. 829 00:28:37,729 --> 00:28:40,185 Well, the whole thing... it was stupid. 830 00:28:40,209 --> 00:28:41,844 I know. I agree. 831 00:28:41,869 --> 00:28:43,175 But also... 832 00:28:43,201 --> 00:28:44,484 whatever... 833 00:28:44,832 --> 00:28:46,184 kind of sweet. 834 00:28:46,209 --> 00:28:46,932 Yeah? 835 00:28:46,957 --> 00:28:48,377 Yeah. 836 00:28:59,269 --> 00:29:01,083 Jane! 837 00:29:01,108 --> 00:29:02,247 Oh, hey. 838 00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:04,936 I-I was just texting you. Looks like you have 839 00:29:04,961 --> 00:29:07,200 the situation under control, so I was gonna head home. 840 00:29:07,225 --> 00:29:08,242 What's wrong? 841 00:29:08,267 --> 00:29:10,486 Nothing, I just... 842 00:29:10,797 --> 00:29:12,751 Okay. 843 00:29:12,776 --> 00:29:17,784 Well... earlier, I felt weird helping you with Dina 844 00:29:17,809 --> 00:29:19,426 because I thought it would upset Mom. 845 00:29:19,451 --> 00:29:21,681 And I didn't want you to think that I was picking sides, so... 846 00:29:21,706 --> 00:29:23,140 - Was your mother upset? - No. 847 00:29:23,165 --> 00:29:25,559 No. She's... she's okay. 848 00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:27,280 That's the point. 849 00:29:27,305 --> 00:29:29,856 I realized, watching you, 850 00:29:29,881 --> 00:29:31,738 it's not about Mom. 851 00:29:31,763 --> 00:29:33,591 It's about me. 852 00:29:33,617 --> 00:29:35,534 It's that fairytale, right? 853 00:29:35,558 --> 00:29:38,202 Your divorced parents meet, fall back in love... 854 00:29:38,227 --> 00:29:39,815 Of course. 855 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,994 That's what makes The Parent Trap such an evocative film. 856 00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:44,049 Exactly. 857 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:45,303 And don't get me wrong, 858 00:29:45,327 --> 00:29:46,629 I want you to be happy, 859 00:29:46,654 --> 00:29:48,508 and Dina's great. 860 00:29:49,090 --> 00:29:51,589 I just think I need a little more time 861 00:29:51,614 --> 00:29:53,139 before I can be your wingman. 862 00:29:53,164 --> 00:29:54,921 I understand. 863 00:29:54,947 --> 00:29:56,798 Thank you for your help. 864 00:29:56,823 --> 00:29:59,765 I know you're always on my side. 865 00:30:02,498 --> 00:30:04,441 And speaking of taking sides... 866 00:30:04,466 --> 00:30:05,260 _ 867 00:30:05,285 --> 00:30:06,040 Okay. 868 00:30:06,065 --> 00:30:07,864 I just want things calm and peaceful. 869 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:09,431 This is a happy occasion. 870 00:30:09,456 --> 00:30:10,354 Happy and awkward. 871 00:30:10,379 --> 00:30:12,649 No. Not awkward. 872 00:30:12,674 --> 00:30:14,535 We will make it not awkward. 873 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,516 How is it not being awkward? Jane is hating both of us. 874 00:30:17,541 --> 00:30:18,928 Just smile, Anezka. 875 00:30:18,953 --> 00:30:20,840 Even if it's fake. 876 00:30:22,034 --> 00:30:23,924 Like this. 877 00:30:25,117 --> 00:30:26,880 Happy Mother's Day! 878 00:30:27,212 --> 00:30:29,000 I adjusted things a little. 879 00:30:29,025 --> 00:30:30,338 Buffet style. 880 00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:31,318 Oh. Thank you. 881 00:30:31,343 --> 00:30:33,251 And here. 882 00:30:33,275 --> 00:30:34,655 Yeah, there's no way 883 00:30:34,679 --> 00:30:35,966 - this isn't awkward. - Oh. 884 00:30:35,991 --> 00:30:38,432 Assorted colors. How fun. 885 00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:42,223 So, anyone care for a drink? 886 00:30:42,248 --> 00:30:43,532 Yes. Yes. Okay. Thank you. 887 00:30:43,557 --> 00:30:44,692 - Sí, sí, sí. - Me, too! 888 00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,287 In fact, I have an idea. 889 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:48,622 Every time something awkward happens at this brunch, 890 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:50,371 let's take a sip of our mimosas. 891 00:30:50,396 --> 00:30:52,102 Kids, you have orange juice. 892 00:30:52,127 --> 00:30:53,567 Let's start with an easy one. 893 00:30:53,592 --> 00:30:57,240 _ 894 00:30:57,265 --> 00:30:59,420 Which his brother is now blackmailing him for. 895 00:30:59,445 --> 00:31:01,711 Thanks. It's, uh... 896 00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:04,576 Unexpectedly awkward. Drink! 897 00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:06,609 So, how are things with Dina? 898 00:31:06,634 --> 00:31:07,829 Drink! 899 00:31:07,854 --> 00:31:10,312 This feel a little weird to you? 900 00:31:10,337 --> 00:31:11,797 Wait until Father's Day. 901 00:31:11,823 --> 00:31:13,613 Drink! 902 00:31:14,732 --> 00:31:16,904 Breathe, Jane. Breathe! 903 00:31:16,929 --> 00:31:19,140 But the rest of you, drink! 904 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:23,814 Oh, these two are in a relatively good place. 905 00:31:23,839 --> 00:31:25,299 Maybe we can take a water break. 906 00:31:25,324 --> 00:31:28,269 Ah! Enjoying the most awkward brunch ever? 907 00:31:28,294 --> 00:31:30,117 Is your brother coming? 908 00:31:30,142 --> 00:31:32,031 Agh! Drink! 909 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:34,252 I don't think so, no. 910 00:31:34,277 --> 00:31:36,150 Rafael? 911 00:31:36,175 --> 00:31:38,099 What's going on? 912 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:41,320 I don't know if I should tell you or not. 913 00:31:41,344 --> 00:31:43,763 You should. Definitely. 914 00:31:45,763 --> 00:31:48,780 I made a bad decision. 915 00:31:48,805 --> 00:31:51,105 And now my brother is blackmailing me. 916 00:31:51,130 --> 00:31:53,270 What? How? 917 00:31:53,701 --> 00:31:56,350 I made money off an illegal stock tip. 918 00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:58,282 I didn't know it was illegal. 919 00:31:58,307 --> 00:31:59,798 Derek set me up. 920 00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:02,325 And now he's using it to extort money from me. 921 00:32:02,606 --> 00:32:04,565 Specifically, the Fairwick. 922 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:06,710 But if you didn't know, then it's not your fault. 923 00:32:06,735 --> 00:32:08,974 I didn't know. 924 00:32:10,727 --> 00:32:12,361 But then, after I knew, 925 00:32:12,386 --> 00:32:14,678 I used it to buy the Fairwick. 926 00:32:14,703 --> 00:32:16,331 I know. 927 00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:18,937 I screwed up. 928 00:32:18,962 --> 00:32:20,972 I thought I was taking care of my family. 929 00:32:20,997 --> 00:32:22,466 What are you going to do? 930 00:32:22,491 --> 00:32:24,999 I don't know. 931 00:32:25,024 --> 00:32:27,377 I'm going to to give him a bottle. 932 00:32:27,790 --> 00:32:29,781 It'll be okay. 933 00:32:29,806 --> 00:32:31,255 I knew it. 934 00:32:31,281 --> 00:32:32,579 I knew Derek was shady. 935 00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:35,768 Weird sense of humor, Mateo. 936 00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:37,702 Michael, you can't say anything. 937 00:32:37,727 --> 00:32:38,785 He told me in confidence. 938 00:32:38,810 --> 00:32:40,028 But the police need to know, 939 00:32:40,053 --> 00:32:41,496 because it could help our investigation... 940 00:32:41,522 --> 00:32:42,766 Their investigation. 941 00:32:42,791 --> 00:32:44,530 Just... try to see if you can get him 942 00:32:44,555 --> 00:32:45,986 to come forward. If you can. 943 00:32:46,011 --> 00:32:48,463 Your father's calling everyone. 944 00:32:51,632 --> 00:32:53,712 I made a little something 945 00:32:53,737 --> 00:32:54,741 in honor of 946 00:32:54,766 --> 00:32:57,354 my daughter's first official 947 00:32:57,379 --> 00:32:59,318 Mother's Day. 948 00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:02,785 What made Jane a great mother? 949 00:33:02,810 --> 00:33:04,368 What makes Jane a great mom? 950 00:33:04,393 --> 00:33:06,202 So many things? 951 00:33:06,227 --> 00:33:07,665 Oh, wow. 952 00:33:07,690 --> 00:33:09,909 Okay, I can't cry right away, right? 953 00:33:09,934 --> 00:33:12,522 The way she always puts family first. 954 00:33:12,547 --> 00:33:14,933 _ 955 00:33:14,958 --> 00:33:17,455 _ 956 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,960 She's got your back, 957 00:33:18,985 --> 00:33:22,994 and she pushes you to be the best version of yourself. 958 00:33:23,019 --> 00:33:24,167 Jane always sees 959 00:33:24,191 --> 00:33:24,990 the good in people. 960 00:33:25,015 --> 00:33:26,525 The world she lives in, 961 00:33:26,550 --> 00:33:27,871 that's the world I want to live in. 962 00:33:27,896 --> 00:33:29,132 She's generous. 963 00:33:29,157 --> 00:33:29,980 Resourceful. 964 00:33:30,005 --> 00:33:30,571 Kind. 965 00:33:30,596 --> 00:33:32,740 I'm in awe of how she tackles 966 00:33:32,765 --> 00:33:34,147 every problem head-on. 967 00:33:34,172 --> 00:33:35,430 It's inspiring. 968 00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:36,688 _ 969 00:33:36,713 --> 00:33:37,736 She's fair. 970 00:33:37,761 --> 00:33:39,163 Jane's a peace-maker. 971 00:33:39,188 --> 00:33:40,318 Always on everyone's side. 972 00:33:40,343 --> 00:33:41,443 She's like Switzerland. 973 00:33:41,468 --> 00:33:43,891 I learned all about Switzerland in my cram session. 974 00:33:44,768 --> 00:33:47,086 Generous. Thoughtful. 975 00:33:47,111 --> 00:33:47,830 Smart. 976 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,055 _ 977 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:49,874 Patient. 978 00:33:49,899 --> 00:33:52,835 _ 979 00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:53,627 Lists. 980 00:33:53,652 --> 00:33:54,920 So many lists. 981 00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:56,764 Like, a lot of lists. 982 00:33:56,789 --> 00:33:58,794 What? There's a lot to organize. 983 00:33:58,819 --> 00:34:00,913 But really it's... 984 00:34:00,938 --> 00:34:02,552 it's how much she loves. 985 00:34:02,577 --> 00:34:03,577 _ 986 00:34:03,602 --> 00:34:04,561 Love. 987 00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:06,128 I know it sounds cheesy, 988 00:34:06,153 --> 00:34:08,991 but... love. 989 00:34:09,163 --> 00:34:11,758 And superb genes. 990 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:14,284 So happy first Mother's Day. 991 00:34:14,309 --> 00:34:15,308 _ 992 00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:16,953 My daughter. 993 00:34:16,978 --> 00:34:18,908 _ 994 00:34:18,934 --> 00:34:21,266 Aw. 995 00:34:22,112 --> 00:34:27,039 _ 996 00:34:27,510 --> 00:34:30,047 Thanks, Dad. 997 00:34:31,707 --> 00:34:33,716 Here we go again. 998 00:34:33,741 --> 00:34:35,106 Awkward. 999 00:34:35,131 --> 00:34:37,100 It's her Mother's Day too, right? 1000 00:34:37,893 --> 00:34:39,061 Excuse me. 1001 00:34:39,086 --> 00:34:40,487 I drank a little too much. 1002 00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:42,733 I am also wanting to say something 1003 00:34:42,758 --> 00:34:46,598 about what a wonderful mother I am thinking you are, Petra. 1004 00:34:46,623 --> 00:34:47,949 This life... 1005 00:34:47,975 --> 00:34:49,037 This life 1006 00:34:49,062 --> 00:34:52,202 that you have earned for your daughters 1007 00:34:52,227 --> 00:34:54,491 after coming from nothing. 1008 00:34:54,516 --> 00:34:56,268 And I am just thinking 1009 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:58,140 it is so beautiful 1010 00:34:58,165 --> 00:35:00,748 what you have done for them. 1011 00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:03,745 And I know how hard it has been. 1012 00:35:08,808 --> 00:35:10,530 Well, that was 1013 00:35:10,555 --> 00:35:11,922 legitimately sweet. 1014 00:35:11,947 --> 00:35:13,815 And while we're sharing about our moms, 1015 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,517 can I just say I have the greatest, 1016 00:35:15,542 --> 00:35:17,499 most supportive, bestest mother ever. 1017 00:35:17,524 --> 00:35:19,925 Love you, Mama. So much. 1018 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:22,164 Right, well, I think I got to lay down. 1019 00:35:22,417 --> 00:35:24,996 Thank you for having us. 1020 00:35:25,021 --> 00:35:27,030 And that was a very nice speech. 1021 00:35:27,055 --> 00:35:28,330 I'm glad it worked out. 1022 00:35:28,356 --> 00:35:30,012 Us together 1023 00:35:30,037 --> 00:35:32,087 is everything what I want. 1024 00:35:32,112 --> 00:35:34,816 Okay, listen, you said it again. 1025 00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,517 What? 1026 00:35:36,543 --> 00:35:37,801 I know you placed that ad, 1027 00:35:37,826 --> 00:35:39,463 and, look, you may have a good reason. 1028 00:35:39,488 --> 00:35:40,636 If you could just come clean... 1029 00:35:40,661 --> 00:35:42,229 Jane, stop. 1030 00:35:42,254 --> 00:35:43,257 You're beating a dead horse. 1031 00:35:44,445 --> 00:35:47,369 I can't stop because your sister is a liar, 1032 00:35:47,394 --> 00:35:48,863 and you are too close to see it. 1033 00:35:48,888 --> 00:35:51,204 You just blindly follow what she says like a sheep. 1034 00:35:52,062 --> 00:35:53,523 Are you saying my sister's a bad person 1035 00:35:53,548 --> 00:35:54,934 and I'm just too close to her to see it? 1036 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,645 - I never said that. - You might as well have. 1037 00:35:57,401 --> 00:35:58,820 Okay, enough, someone take that toy away from him. 1038 00:35:58,845 --> 00:35:59,784 Excuse me? 1039 00:35:59,809 --> 00:36:02,069 I host your entire family here for lunch, and all you can do 1040 00:36:02,094 --> 00:36:04,282 is to continue to hurl insults at my sister. 1041 00:36:04,307 --> 00:36:05,443 No, please. 1042 00:36:05,468 --> 00:36:06,858 No fighting because of Anezka. 1043 00:36:06,883 --> 00:36:09,634 I'm insulting your sister because she's a liar! 1044 00:36:09,659 --> 00:36:10,614 Please no! 1045 00:36:10,639 --> 00:36:12,351 - She's not! - She is! 1046 00:36:12,376 --> 00:36:13,731 She's not! 1047 00:36:14,397 --> 00:36:15,687 Oh! 1048 00:36:18,359 --> 00:36:20,910 I am so sorry about your sister. 1049 00:36:20,935 --> 00:36:21,639 Wait. 1050 00:36:21,664 --> 00:36:23,656 What's going on? What did I miss? 1051 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:25,837 Where are we? Oh, wow. 1052 00:36:25,862 --> 00:36:27,321 The room is spinning. 1053 00:36:27,346 --> 00:36:30,802 I obviously never, ever meant 1054 00:36:30,827 --> 00:36:32,227 for anything like this to happen. 1055 00:36:32,252 --> 00:36:33,652 Is Anezka dead? 1056 00:36:33,677 --> 00:36:35,190 It's okay. She's fine. 1057 00:36:35,215 --> 00:36:36,026 Whew. 1058 00:36:36,051 --> 00:36:36,921 Okay. 1059 00:36:36,946 --> 00:36:38,302 So why are we at the hospital? 1060 00:36:38,327 --> 00:36:39,082 She's epileptic, 1061 00:36:39,107 --> 00:36:42,191 so seizures will happen sometimes. 1062 00:36:42,310 --> 00:36:44,102 Under extreme stress. 1063 00:36:44,127 --> 00:36:46,078 Well, I'm sorry I caused it. 1064 00:36:46,102 --> 00:36:49,226 I just... I really thought she did it. 1065 00:36:49,252 --> 00:36:51,091 And she said she didn't. 1066 00:36:51,116 --> 00:36:52,287 And as you can see, 1067 00:36:52,312 --> 00:36:55,065 she's an emotionally fragile person, 1068 00:36:55,090 --> 00:36:56,617 which is why I didn't push her. 1069 00:36:56,642 --> 00:36:57,812 I get it. 1070 00:36:57,837 --> 00:37:00,192 Again, I'm so sorry. 1071 00:37:01,317 --> 00:37:02,868 She'll be okay. 1072 00:37:02,893 --> 00:37:05,202 Just keep stress levels down. 1073 00:37:05,227 --> 00:37:07,690 Lots of fluids, lots of rest. 1074 00:37:07,715 --> 00:37:09,341 Thank you so much. 1075 00:37:09,365 --> 00:37:10,792 I am feeling terrible 1076 00:37:10,818 --> 00:37:12,417 for ruining special lunch. 1077 00:37:12,442 --> 00:37:13,642 As long as you're okay. 1078 00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:15,299 No, I'm not being okay. 1079 00:37:15,324 --> 00:37:17,735 I cause everybody so much fighting. 1080 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,385 So, you don't have to lie for me anymore, Petra. 1081 00:37:20,971 --> 00:37:22,478 What? 1082 00:37:22,503 --> 00:37:25,256 Yes, I am the one that post ad. 1083 00:37:25,281 --> 00:37:27,036 And Petra, just being good sister, 1084 00:37:27,061 --> 00:37:28,757 took cover for me. 1085 00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,889 - You were lying this whole time? - No. 1086 00:37:33,914 --> 00:37:35,678 It's okay now, Petra, I come clean. 1087 00:37:35,703 --> 00:37:37,887 I want an e-mail explaining what you did 1088 00:37:37,912 --> 00:37:39,399 so I can try and salvage my job. 1089 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,610 Yes, of course. 1090 00:37:43,201 --> 00:37:45,945 And I have nothing to say to you. 1091 00:37:49,419 --> 00:37:51,652 I was so naive 1092 00:37:51,677 --> 00:37:53,219 to think that she'd changed. 1093 00:37:53,364 --> 00:37:55,883 That we would be one big happy family. 1094 00:37:55,908 --> 00:37:56,947 You know what? 1095 00:37:56,972 --> 00:37:59,878 Let's stop talking about the evil twins. 1096 00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:02,309 And start watching the evil twins. 1097 00:38:02,334 --> 00:38:03,516 Amen. 1098 00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:06,372 And Mateo can play with his new toys. 1099 00:38:06,397 --> 00:38:08,229 Yeah, buddy. 1100 00:38:08,254 --> 00:38:10,263 Ooh. 1101 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,572 While we... 1102 00:38:11,597 --> 00:38:13,219 get cozy with the remote. 1103 00:38:13,244 --> 00:38:14,939 Mm-hmm. 1104 00:38:14,964 --> 00:38:17,772 _ 1105 00:38:17,798 --> 00:38:19,163 And I'll order ice cream. 1106 00:38:19,188 --> 00:38:21,467 - Ooh. - At long last, 1107 00:38:21,492 --> 00:38:23,604 pj's, pints... 1108 00:38:23,629 --> 00:38:26,421 and telenovelas. 1109 00:38:27,729 --> 00:38:30,339 Which brings us here, of course. 1110 00:38:30,364 --> 00:38:31,556 Look, I'm... 1111 00:38:31,581 --> 00:38:35,161 I'm sorry I came on so strong with the Tech Advisor thing. 1112 00:38:35,186 --> 00:38:36,979 I guess I just got carried away. 1113 00:38:37,004 --> 00:38:39,442 Well, your attention to detail, 1114 00:38:39,468 --> 00:38:41,963 that's what made you such a terrific detective. 1115 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,987 Whereas in telenovelas, 1116 00:38:44,012 --> 00:38:45,752 it's more the general idea. 1117 00:38:45,777 --> 00:38:47,304 Yeah, I get that. 1118 00:38:47,330 --> 00:38:49,434 You will be a detective again, Michael. 1119 00:38:49,459 --> 00:38:51,346 I believe in you. 1120 00:38:51,877 --> 00:38:53,255 And friends, 1121 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,456 that's when it happened. 1122 00:38:54,481 --> 00:38:56,244 And... action! 1123 00:38:56,269 --> 00:38:57,787 In a moment that was... 1124 00:38:57,812 --> 00:38:59,892 well, straight out of a telenovela, frankly. 1125 00:38:59,918 --> 00:39:01,533 _ 1126 00:39:01,558 --> 00:39:03,593 _ 1127 00:39:03,618 --> 00:39:05,457 _ 1128 00:39:05,962 --> 00:39:08,205 _ 1129 00:39:08,230 --> 00:39:10,398 _ 1130 00:39:10,423 --> 00:39:12,292 _ 1131 00:39:12,317 --> 00:39:14,180 _ 1132 00:39:14,205 --> 00:39:15,601 _ 1133 00:39:15,643 --> 00:39:17,234 _ 1134 00:39:17,662 --> 00:39:20,275 This is Suzanna Barnett at the Miami PD, 1135 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:21,574 please leave a message. 1136 00:39:21,599 --> 00:39:23,150 I need to talk to you. 1137 00:39:23,175 --> 00:39:24,369 Turns out Derek Ruvelle 1138 00:39:24,394 --> 00:39:26,032 is totally dirty and I've got proof. 1139 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:28,985 I know the GPS on his boat corroborated his alibi, 1140 00:39:29,010 --> 00:39:30,910 but I don't think he was ever on that boat. 1141 00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:32,776 Call me back. Please. 1142 00:39:32,801 --> 00:39:34,242 Help me finish this case. 1143 00:39:34,267 --> 00:39:36,333 Next time, wait for my guests to finish their food 1144 00:39:36,358 --> 00:39:37,378 before you dive in. 1145 00:39:37,403 --> 00:39:39,904 - Yes, Ms. Petra. - Of course. 1146 00:39:43,925 --> 00:39:47,262 Leaping lizards! It's Anezka. 1147 00:39:47,287 --> 00:39:49,918 This is exactly what happened in Lagrimas de tu Corazon. 1148 00:39:49,943 --> 00:39:51,544 And it really didn't end well. 1149 00:39:51,569 --> 00:39:53,075 And then I forwarded the confession, 1150 00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:55,814 but Blake is just digging in. 1151 00:39:55,839 --> 00:39:59,310 I am officially out of a TA job next semester. 1152 00:39:59,336 --> 00:40:00,860 I'm sorry, honey. 1153 00:40:02,655 --> 00:40:03,983 I know. 1154 00:40:04,009 --> 00:40:06,129 Did you see Dad's Instagram feed? 1155 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,595 - _ - Yeah. 1156 00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:09,293 It's okay, hun. 1157 00:40:09,318 --> 00:40:10,333 Really. 1158 00:40:10,358 --> 00:40:12,133 He had to move on. 1159 00:40:12,157 --> 00:40:16,526 Can I just say how proud I am of you 1160 00:40:16,551 --> 00:40:18,213 for how you've handled this? 1161 00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:19,861 I mean, 1162 00:40:19,887 --> 00:40:21,740 the old you would've acted out. 1163 00:40:21,765 --> 00:40:23,204 I'm trying to change. 1164 00:40:23,231 --> 00:40:24,772 Let's talk later, hun. 1165 00:40:24,796 --> 00:40:27,328 Okay, bye. 1166 00:40:29,272 --> 00:40:31,230 So... 1167 00:40:31,256 --> 00:40:32,776 Who's better? 1168 00:40:32,802 --> 00:40:34,515 Me or Rogelio? 1169 00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:36,208 Be honest. 1170 00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:39,278 Look, I made a huge mistake. 1171 00:40:39,303 --> 00:40:41,143 How huge was it exactly? 1172 00:40:41,169 --> 00:40:42,256 The most huge 1173 00:40:42,282 --> 00:40:44,115 or second hugest? 1174 00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:46,473 Sorry, I shouldn't joke. 1175 00:40:46,499 --> 00:40:47,349 This is serious stuff. 1176 00:40:47,356 --> 00:40:49,636 So Derek's blackmailing you? 1177 00:40:49,734 --> 00:40:52,599 I overheard Jane telling Michael at the lunch. 1178 00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:54,128 What were you thinking? 1179 00:40:54,154 --> 00:40:56,105 I wasn't. 1180 00:40:56,417 --> 00:40:58,499 I was drunk when I bought the stock. 1181 00:40:58,525 --> 00:40:59,791 No, not that. 1182 00:40:59,816 --> 00:41:01,738 Going to Jane for advice. 1183 00:41:02,012 --> 00:41:03,849 Go to Jane for help looking for... 1184 00:41:03,874 --> 00:41:05,290 a new book club selection, 1185 00:41:05,316 --> 00:41:07,229 or finding a deal on diapers. 1186 00:41:07,255 --> 00:41:08,972 When it comes to financial crimes, 1187 00:41:08,998 --> 00:41:10,012 and blackmail, 1188 00:41:10,038 --> 00:41:11,825 come to me. 1189 00:41:12,937 --> 00:41:14,730 Buy a few days with Derek, 1190 00:41:14,756 --> 00:41:16,629 while we come up with a plan. 1191 00:41:16,818 --> 00:41:18,403 We can outsmart him. 1192 00:41:18,429 --> 00:41:19,520 And, perhaps, 1193 00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:21,381 they could outsmart him. 1194 00:41:23,772 --> 00:41:28,281 Darling, enough already with those ridiculous scarves. 1195 00:41:28,306 --> 00:41:29,877 Her, on the other hand, 1196 00:41:29,902 --> 00:41:31,800 slightly more difficult. 1197 00:41:31,826 --> 00:41:33,555 So, everything's moving forward. 1198 00:41:33,579 --> 00:41:36,386 We'll have the Fairwick by the end of the week. 1199 00:41:37,997 --> 00:41:40,859 Happy Mother's Day. 1200 00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:45,623 Now that's a boat. 1201 00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:50,858 _