1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,517 There you are. Last we left our Jane, 2 00:00:01,542 --> 00:00:03,407 her fiancé Michael had lost his job 3 00:00:03,432 --> 00:00:05,704 due to a little, uh, bad publicity, 4 00:00:05,729 --> 00:00:07,306 so Jane picked up some extra work 5 00:00:07,331 --> 00:00:09,033 writing other people's college essays. 6 00:00:09,058 --> 00:00:10,251 And I'm the one paying you 7 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:11,861 to write the essay to get him in. 8 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:12,916 But her conscience got 9 00:00:12,941 --> 00:00:14,627 the better of her, so she quit. 10 00:00:14,652 --> 00:00:16,947 Unfortunately, Petra's twin sister, Anezka, 11 00:00:16,972 --> 00:00:17,877 who is epileptic... 12 00:00:17,902 --> 00:00:19,447 - Oh. - Leaping lizards! 13 00:00:19,472 --> 00:00:22,228 I forgot to mention, Petra has a twin sister named Anezka. 14 00:00:22,253 --> 00:00:24,842 What the... Anyway, Anezka thought she was being helpful. 15 00:00:24,867 --> 00:00:25,822 Well, I not thinking 16 00:00:25,847 --> 00:00:27,658 Jane is perfect, not at all. 17 00:00:27,683 --> 00:00:29,523 And so, she sabotaged Jane. 18 00:00:29,548 --> 00:00:31,815 I know! Leaping lizards, indeed. 19 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,705 Oh, and speaking of shady relatives, 20 00:00:33,730 --> 00:00:35,303 you'll recall Rafael's mother 21 00:00:35,328 --> 00:00:36,941 was the crime lord known as Mutter. 22 00:00:36,965 --> 00:00:38,947 - _ - Oh, and his long lost brother showed up. 23 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:40,439 Did you know our mother was a crime lord? 24 00:00:40,464 --> 00:00:41,752 No, did you? 25 00:00:41,777 --> 00:00:43,361 Where were you? You weren't with our mother. 26 00:00:43,386 --> 00:00:44,693 Right here, on this boat. 27 00:00:44,718 --> 00:00:46,267 Unfortunately, Derek 28 00:00:46,292 --> 00:00:48,181 seemed to be up to a little sabotage of his own. 29 00:00:48,206 --> 00:00:50,157 It's a go. Let's take him down. 30 00:00:50,182 --> 00:00:52,431 I know, straight out of a telenovela, right? 31 00:00:52,456 --> 00:00:54,586 Which brings us to Rogelio, who started sleeping with 32 00:00:54,611 --> 00:00:57,166 - the head writer of his show. - I think you like her a lot. 33 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:58,713 Which was a challenge for Xo, 34 00:00:58,738 --> 00:01:00,457 but Rogelio promised she could still record 35 00:01:00,482 --> 00:01:01,635 a song for his show, 36 00:01:01,660 --> 00:01:03,267 and speaking of big productions, 37 00:01:03,292 --> 00:01:04,978 we are T-minus 17 days 38 00:01:05,003 --> 00:01:06,431 before Jane and Michael's wedding, 39 00:01:06,456 --> 00:01:08,526 so let's hop on it. 40 00:01:09,009 --> 00:01:13,328 Jane Gloriana Villanueva didn't remember her first Mother's Day 41 00:01:13,982 --> 00:01:16,552 because she was a baby at the time. 42 00:01:18,068 --> 00:01:19,928 Happy Mother's Day! 43 00:01:19,953 --> 00:01:22,083 Come, come, I have 44 00:01:22,108 --> 00:01:24,323 a surprise for you. 45 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:26,970 Today, we're 46 00:01:26,995 --> 00:01:28,265 going to do nothing 47 00:01:28,291 --> 00:01:29,570 but sit in our pj's, 48 00:01:29,595 --> 00:01:30,744 watch the marathon of 49 00:01:30,769 --> 00:01:32,158 Lagrimas de tu Corazon 50 00:01:32,183 --> 00:01:34,579 on channel five, and eat all the ice cream we want. 51 00:01:34,604 --> 00:01:36,429 _ 52 00:01:36,454 --> 00:01:38,488 _ 53 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:39,970 Come on, aren't you dying 54 00:01:39,995 --> 00:01:41,525 to find out if Eva's secret twin 55 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:42,486 is working with Alfonso 56 00:01:42,511 --> 00:01:44,662 to bring down the Ramirez empire? 57 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:45,727 Hmm. 58 00:01:45,752 --> 00:01:47,366 Please? 59 00:01:47,509 --> 00:01:49,485 It's my first Mother's Day as a mother, 60 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:52,054 and I want to spend it with my mom. 61 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,526 Chunky Monkey? 62 00:01:54,551 --> 00:01:55,783 Two pints. 63 00:01:56,635 --> 00:01:58,967 And so a tradition was born. 64 00:01:58,992 --> 00:01:59,822 _ 65 00:01:59,847 --> 00:02:02,752 Observe: binge watching, before streaming. 66 00:02:02,777 --> 00:02:04,533 Yes, it was a thing. 67 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:07,072 _ 68 00:02:07,097 --> 00:02:09,822 Over the years, the format changed, 69 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,642 but the fundamentals were the same: a day of pj's, 70 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,908 pints and telenovelas. 71 00:02:15,933 --> 00:02:16,666 Ay! 72 00:02:17,249 --> 00:02:19,595 It was Juan Carlos's twin?! 73 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:21,453 _ 74 00:02:21,478 --> 00:02:22,791 Ricardo has a twin brother? 75 00:02:22,816 --> 00:02:24,237 Don't act so surprised, Jane. 76 00:02:24,262 --> 00:02:26,314 It's a well-worn trope of the genre... 77 00:02:26,339 --> 00:02:28,931 I did not see that coming. 78 00:02:28,956 --> 00:02:30,876 But it still works every time, 79 00:02:30,902 --> 00:02:33,002 and Jane was planning on spending her first 80 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:35,287 Mother's Day as a mother carrying on the tradition. 81 00:02:35,312 --> 00:02:36,689 I'm torn. 82 00:02:36,705 --> 00:02:37,287 _ 83 00:02:37,312 --> 00:02:39,830 Do we revisit a classic like Lagrimas 84 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:41,264 de tu Corazon, 85 00:02:41,289 --> 00:02:44,150 or do we binge this new one from Mexico, 86 00:02:44,175 --> 00:02:45,377 La Danza 87 00:02:45,402 --> 00:02:47,207 de los Criminales. 88 00:02:47,847 --> 00:02:49,575 But then... 89 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:51,848 Oh. 90 00:02:52,728 --> 00:02:55,205 _ 91 00:02:57,642 --> 00:02:59,154 Petra. 92 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,923 Oh, hi, Jane. 93 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:01,894 What's this? 94 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:03,068 Oh, nothing. 95 00:03:03,093 --> 00:03:04,246 Oh, well, I-I just thought it would be 96 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,211 simpler if, um, if we all did something together, 97 00:03:06,236 --> 00:03:07,666 so Rafael wouldn't have to 98 00:03:07,691 --> 00:03:08,661 split his time. 99 00:03:08,686 --> 00:03:10,307 You're hosting a Mother's Day brunch? 100 00:03:10,331 --> 00:03:13,000 Oh, it's not a big deal. 101 00:03:13,605 --> 00:03:15,042 You made cards. 102 00:03:15,067 --> 00:03:16,369 Yeah, K-Krishna got carried away. 103 00:03:16,394 --> 00:03:20,317 Um, anyway, your-your whole family's invited. 104 00:03:20,341 --> 00:03:23,253 If you want. 105 00:03:24,125 --> 00:03:25,967 You don't have to come. 106 00:03:25,992 --> 00:03:28,616 We'd love to, Petra. Thank you. 107 00:03:28,931 --> 00:03:33,131 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - Resync by ButterFox - - www.addic7ed.com - 108 00:03:33,658 --> 00:03:36,360 _ 109 00:03:36,385 --> 00:03:37,354 You really said yes? 110 00:03:37,379 --> 00:03:38,715 Of course, I said yes. 111 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:39,740 But I just finished setting up 112 00:03:39,765 --> 00:03:40,980 the TV for your binge watch. 113 00:03:41,005 --> 00:03:42,347 Oh, well, guess we have 114 00:03:42,372 --> 00:03:43,683 to call Petra and cancel. 115 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:45,838 Stop, she's making a real effort here. 116 00:03:45,863 --> 00:03:47,290 It's sweet, 117 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:48,233 and we're... 118 00:03:48,258 --> 00:03:49,265 sort of a family... 119 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:50,857 it's important to show up. 120 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:51,876 Right, Abuela? 121 00:03:51,901 --> 00:03:54,798 _ 122 00:03:54,823 --> 00:03:55,871 Well, tough. 123 00:03:55,897 --> 00:03:57,275 We're all going. 124 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,327 Got it. I should run. 125 00:03:59,352 --> 00:04:01,058 Can't be late for my first day at the new job. 126 00:04:02,265 --> 00:04:03,361 Pretty sure your boss 127 00:04:03,386 --> 00:04:04,731 will cut you some slack. 128 00:04:04,756 --> 00:04:07,726 True, for the record, since his new boss was... 129 00:04:07,798 --> 00:04:14,150 _ 130 00:04:14,175 --> 00:04:20,954 _ 131 00:04:22,737 --> 00:04:25,048 _ 132 00:04:25,073 --> 00:04:29,556 _ 133 00:04:29,581 --> 00:04:32,032 _ 134 00:04:32,136 --> 00:04:35,953 _ 135 00:04:35,978 --> 00:04:38,150 _ 136 00:04:38,175 --> 00:04:42,931 _ 137 00:04:42,956 --> 00:04:44,814 _ 138 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,486 _ 139 00:04:46,511 --> 00:04:47,517 Okay, guys, come on. 140 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:49,009 Let's keep it friendly for the EPK. 141 00:04:49,034 --> 00:04:51,267 _ 142 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,549 _ 143 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:55,439 Yes, Rogelio, 144 00:04:55,464 --> 00:04:57,624 let's not turn this into a pissing contest. 145 00:04:57,649 --> 00:04:58,720 I understand why you'd be 146 00:04:58,745 --> 00:05:00,615 intimidated, I have a very propulsive stream. 147 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:01,400 All right, 148 00:05:01,425 --> 00:05:02,356 let's take five. 149 00:05:03,661 --> 00:05:04,980 Michael, please. 150 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:06,177 Uh, I don't think you've 151 00:05:06,202 --> 00:05:07,665 met my new head of security. 152 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:08,392 This is 153 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:09,497 Michael Cordero, 154 00:05:09,602 --> 00:05:12,861 former star detective of the Miami PD. 155 00:05:12,886 --> 00:05:13,878 Ah. 156 00:05:13,903 --> 00:05:15,183 Nice to meet you. 157 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:16,653 I had to beef up protection 158 00:05:16,678 --> 00:05:19,415 due to my well-publicized stalking incident. 159 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,460 Have you ever been stalked, Esteban? 160 00:05:21,485 --> 00:05:23,383 So many times. 161 00:05:23,408 --> 00:05:25,837 Funny, I don't recall anything high-profile. 162 00:05:25,861 --> 00:05:27,182 I kept it out of the press, 163 00:05:27,207 --> 00:05:28,828 but I did "beef up" 164 00:05:28,854 --> 00:05:31,552 my personal security, as well. 165 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:34,917 This is Donny, 166 00:05:34,942 --> 00:05:36,163 former world champion 167 00:05:36,188 --> 00:05:37,556 of the MMA circuit. 168 00:05:37,657 --> 00:05:38,904 Donny, 169 00:05:38,929 --> 00:05:40,840 please carry me to craft service. 170 00:05:45,738 --> 00:05:47,490 He's so ridiculous. 171 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:48,923 Can you carry me? 172 00:05:49,797 --> 00:05:52,202 No. 173 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,159 I'm kidding. 174 00:05:53,183 --> 00:05:54,508 I'm kidding, of course. 175 00:05:54,533 --> 00:05:56,836 Come, let me tell you all about the big 176 00:05:56,861 --> 00:05:58,589 Mother's Day surprise I am planning for Jane. 177 00:05:58,614 --> 00:06:00,236 Oh, okay, just remember, 178 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:01,259 Jane doesn't love surprises. 179 00:06:01,284 --> 00:06:02,835 True, for the record. 180 00:06:02,861 --> 00:06:04,110 And unfortunately, 181 00:06:04,135 --> 00:06:06,034 she was about to get a big one. 182 00:06:06,059 --> 00:06:07,841 Sorry, but your phone's been blowing up 183 00:06:07,866 --> 00:06:09,135 for the last 30 minutes. 184 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,728 A lot of unknown numbers. 185 00:06:10,854 --> 00:06:13,629 12 messages? That's bizarre. 186 00:06:15,728 --> 00:06:17,097 What is it? 187 00:06:17,122 --> 00:06:21,081 Someone wants to pay me to write their college term paper. 188 00:06:22,201 --> 00:06:24,233 And another one. 189 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:26,915 Hey, I'm replying to the ad in University Daily 190 00:06:26,941 --> 00:06:29,145 about how I can pay you to write my essays. 191 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:31,315 And I have this Earth Science thing coming up... 192 00:06:32,385 --> 00:06:34,396 Oh, my God. 193 00:06:34,421 --> 00:06:36,529 Oh, my God. 194 00:06:36,554 --> 00:06:38,103 "Jane Villanueva will write 195 00:06:38,128 --> 00:06:40,270 your college essay for money?" 196 00:06:40,481 --> 00:06:42,597 Who did this? 197 00:06:42,622 --> 00:06:44,053 What's going on? 198 00:06:44,078 --> 00:06:45,181 Call me back. We'll talk prices. 199 00:06:45,206 --> 00:06:47,404 Oh, no, my advisor called. 200 00:06:47,429 --> 00:06:48,977 Hi, Jane... 201 00:06:49,002 --> 00:06:50,495 Please, please, please don't be about the advertisement. 202 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,884 There was an advertisement that Professor Blake and I 203 00:06:52,909 --> 00:06:55,829 need to speak with you about as soon as possible. 204 00:06:55,854 --> 00:06:57,511 Okay. It's okay. 205 00:06:57,536 --> 00:07:00,190 She hates me, but Blake mostly doesn't. 206 00:07:00,215 --> 00:07:02,550 Professor Blake, Professor Donaldson 207 00:07:02,575 --> 00:07:03,532 _ 208 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:04,526 _ 209 00:07:04,551 --> 00:07:05,651 I just want to assure you, 210 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:07,865 I do not write college papers for money. 211 00:07:07,890 --> 00:07:10,868 I am clearly 100% against cheating. 212 00:07:10,893 --> 00:07:13,248 Then why is there an ad in the paper offering your services? 213 00:07:13,273 --> 00:07:14,392 I have no idea. 214 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:16,291 It's obviously some sort of prank. 215 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,464 I mean, even if I did write papers for money, 216 00:07:19,489 --> 00:07:21,217 which, again, I don't, 217 00:07:21,242 --> 00:07:23,632 would I ever advertise in the school paper? 218 00:07:23,657 --> 00:07:25,111 She's right, Richard. 219 00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:27,511 Why would she do this? She's not stupid. 220 00:07:27,536 --> 00:07:30,239 Aw, she called Jane not stupid. 221 00:07:30,287 --> 00:07:31,511 So who do you think did it? 222 00:07:31,536 --> 00:07:33,800 I have no idea. 223 00:07:33,825 --> 00:07:35,337 But I promise I'm going to get 224 00:07:35,363 --> 00:07:36,846 - to the bottom of this. - Here's the thing, 225 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:38,890 regardless of whether or not you placed the ad... 226 00:07:38,915 --> 00:07:40,096 I definitely didn't. 227 00:07:40,121 --> 00:07:41,970 Drama just seems to follow you. 228 00:07:43,685 --> 00:07:46,140 No! Oh! Wait! 229 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:47,923 I'm sorry, you can finish out your current class, 230 00:07:47,948 --> 00:07:49,944 but I can't have you back to TA next semester. 231 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,775 Really, Richard? 232 00:07:51,801 --> 00:07:52,832 RICHARD; Yes. 233 00:07:52,857 --> 00:07:54,908 I'm telling you, Donaldson's my only hope. 234 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,377 I think if I can prove to her 235 00:07:56,402 --> 00:07:58,064 that I was set up, she'll help me. 236 00:07:58,089 --> 00:07:59,963 So, I went to the school paper 237 00:07:59,988 --> 00:08:01,346 and got the buyer's e-mail address. 238 00:08:01,370 --> 00:08:04,532 JaneVillanueva1234@hotmail.com 239 00:08:04,557 --> 00:08:05,454 Creepy. 240 00:08:05,479 --> 00:08:08,392 So, I just set up my own fake e-mail account, 241 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:09,527 and pretended to be from the school, 242 00:08:09,552 --> 00:08:11,642 and asked if they wanted to rerun the ad. 243 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:12,727 Ooh, nice. 244 00:08:12,752 --> 00:08:14,752 Very Jessica Jones. 245 00:08:14,777 --> 00:08:15,867 Thank you. 246 00:08:15,892 --> 00:08:17,862 I just, I need to prove to Professor Blake 247 00:08:17,887 --> 00:08:19,322 that this was a mistake. 248 00:08:19,347 --> 00:08:21,083 And that drama doesn't follow me. 249 00:08:21,108 --> 00:08:22,411 In Jane's defense, 250 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:23,624 drama is in her blood. 251 00:08:23,649 --> 00:08:28,561 We have reached Sting-tantric levels of love-making. 252 00:08:28,586 --> 00:08:30,369 Add it to your special skills. 253 00:08:30,393 --> 00:08:32,213 Done. 254 00:08:32,238 --> 00:08:34,298 _ 255 00:08:34,323 --> 00:08:36,196 _ 256 00:08:36,685 --> 00:08:38,306 Why are you hurrying off? 257 00:08:38,331 --> 00:08:40,011 - Work. - Ah, yes. 258 00:08:40,036 --> 00:08:41,986 You'll recall, Rogelio's booty call 259 00:08:42,011 --> 00:08:44,586 had recently turned into a full-blown crush. 260 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:46,657 - Where'd I put my phone? - Um... 261 00:08:47,979 --> 00:08:49,354 Hmm. 262 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:52,637 _ 263 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,005 Don't worry, Ro. 264 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:55,685 That could totally be an oversight. 265 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:57,535 Here it is. 266 00:08:57,998 --> 00:09:00,378 So, uh, Dina, 267 00:09:00,403 --> 00:09:02,053 what are you doing Saturday? 268 00:09:02,079 --> 00:09:04,286 I have plans. 269 00:09:04,890 --> 00:09:05,890 _ 270 00:09:05,915 --> 00:09:07,087 They're just the preliminary plans, 271 00:09:07,112 --> 00:09:07,939 of course. 272 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:08,919 I'm impressed. 273 00:09:08,944 --> 00:09:10,864 Your architect did a spectacular job. 274 00:09:10,889 --> 00:09:12,861 As my grandmother used to say, 275 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,776 "Ay, not this guy." 276 00:09:14,801 --> 00:09:16,158 I'm glad you're both happy. 277 00:09:16,183 --> 00:09:17,193 Very happy. 278 00:09:17,218 --> 00:09:18,501 Call the firm, 279 00:09:18,526 --> 00:09:20,390 tell them we're moving forward. 280 00:09:24,696 --> 00:09:26,343 Petra? 281 00:09:26,647 --> 00:09:28,022 What's this? 282 00:09:28,047 --> 00:09:30,182 Why does everyone keep asking that? Read the invitation. 283 00:09:30,207 --> 00:09:32,044 That's the whole point of an invitation. 284 00:09:32,069 --> 00:09:33,625 You're throwing a Mother's Day brunch? 285 00:09:33,649 --> 00:09:34,849 Yes. 286 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:36,461 Jane's family's coming. 287 00:09:36,487 --> 00:09:38,431 I just thought it would be easier for everyone 288 00:09:38,455 --> 00:09:39,790 if we're all in one place. 289 00:09:39,815 --> 00:09:40,626 Really? 290 00:09:40,651 --> 00:09:41,592 Don't make it into a thing. 291 00:09:41,617 --> 00:09:42,855 Yeah, well, there is one thing. 292 00:09:42,879 --> 00:09:44,726 Invitation says 11:00. 293 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,239 The twins are still napping then. 294 00:09:46,264 --> 00:09:47,926 Oh. 295 00:09:47,951 --> 00:09:49,245 So we'll wake them up. 296 00:09:49,270 --> 00:09:51,904 We've worked really hard to get them on a schedule. 297 00:09:51,929 --> 00:09:54,256 Okay, fine, so we'll push the brunch to 1:00. 298 00:09:54,281 --> 00:09:55,415 Now it's a lunch. 299 00:09:56,453 --> 00:09:58,344 Enjoy. 300 00:09:59,615 --> 00:10:01,121 Yes! 301 00:10:01,146 --> 00:10:01,760 What? 302 00:10:01,785 --> 00:10:03,440 I got a response from my fake e-mail. 303 00:10:03,465 --> 00:10:05,681 "No thank you to renewing advertisement, 304 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,269 I have everything what is necessary." 305 00:10:08,294 --> 00:10:11,140 "Everything what is necessary"? 306 00:10:11,165 --> 00:10:13,742 Jane! Sorry to interrupt. 307 00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:15,252 Uh, we're gonna have to bump the brunch to 1:00. 308 00:10:15,277 --> 00:10:17,107 I forgot the twins nap at 11:00. 309 00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:20,060 - What? - Nothing. 310 00:10:20,085 --> 00:10:21,580 They just changed their schedule. 311 00:10:21,957 --> 00:10:23,250 Anyway, is that all right? 312 00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:25,150 Yes, of course. No problem. 313 00:10:25,175 --> 00:10:27,776 I know, Abuela, I'm sorry, 314 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:30,631 but she got the nap times wrong, I guess. 315 00:10:30,961 --> 00:10:34,424 Come on, you know Petra's not a hands-on mom, 316 00:10:34,449 --> 00:10:35,871 give her a break please. 317 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,576 Can you get someone to cover your shift? 318 00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:42,110 That is sounding important. 319 00:10:42,135 --> 00:10:43,175 If you wanting to talk, 320 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,762 I can do everything what is necessary 321 00:10:44,787 --> 00:10:45,927 to cover your tables. 322 00:10:45,952 --> 00:10:47,246 Did she just say... 323 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:48,974 I have to call you back. 324 00:10:48,999 --> 00:10:50,303 Excuse me? 325 00:10:50,329 --> 00:10:51,168 I say, 326 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:55,438 I can do everything what is necessary for your tables. 327 00:10:55,464 --> 00:10:56,861 And that's when Jane realized 328 00:10:56,886 --> 00:10:58,598 what she should have realized much earlier, 329 00:10:58,623 --> 00:11:00,703 given her great love of telenovelas, 330 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:03,072 it's always the twin. 331 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:09,633 - Petra? - Oh, hey, perfect timing. 332 00:11:09,658 --> 00:11:10,665 Here's our caterer's 333 00:11:10,690 --> 00:11:11,875 proposed menu for our lunch. 334 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,557 Any allergies? 335 00:11:13,582 --> 00:11:14,497 Issues? 336 00:11:14,522 --> 00:11:16,422 Wow! Four courses. 337 00:11:16,447 --> 00:11:17,457 I'm assuming 338 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:18,727 each course lasts three minutes 339 00:11:18,752 --> 00:11:20,205 and has lots of Cheerios 340 00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:22,250 or Mateo's not gonna make it. 341 00:11:22,275 --> 00:11:24,166 I didn't realize I had to prepare 342 00:11:24,191 --> 00:11:25,221 something special for Mateo. 343 00:11:25,247 --> 00:11:26,703 No, I'm kidding. I'm... 344 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,065 I'm-I'm just saying that he can't 345 00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:29,392 sit through four courses. 346 00:11:29,417 --> 00:11:31,057 Well, my nannies will be there if he gets fussy. 347 00:11:31,082 --> 00:11:32,683 Oh, I mean, well, 348 00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:34,589 it is Mother's Day, so I do want to be with him. 349 00:11:34,613 --> 00:11:36,261 I wasn't suggesting you don't want to be with him. 350 00:11:36,287 --> 00:11:38,173 Okay, we're getting off track. That is great. 351 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,635 Um... I actually 352 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:42,471 wanted to talk about Anezka. 353 00:11:42,496 --> 00:11:44,369 I've showed her how to use deodorant. 354 00:11:44,394 --> 00:11:46,673 No, it-it's not that. It's, um... 355 00:11:46,698 --> 00:11:48,588 And so, Jane told Petra 356 00:11:48,613 --> 00:11:50,134 about... well, you know. 357 00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:50,933 Let's FF through. 358 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,565 But why would she do that? 359 00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:59,074 I have no idea. 360 00:11:59,099 --> 00:12:00,719 But in order to get my TA job back, 361 00:12:00,744 --> 00:12:02,035 I have to prove who it was, 362 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,940 and I really think it was your sister. 363 00:12:05,530 --> 00:12:07,211 Let me talk to her. 364 00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:10,176 I need to talk to you. 365 00:12:10,201 --> 00:12:12,080 I wasn't going to mention it, 366 00:12:12,105 --> 00:12:13,815 but holding in my emotions 367 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,643 is causing me to eat my feelings. 368 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,174 And I think we can both agree 369 00:12:17,199 --> 00:12:19,149 that will be a disaster for the ratings. 370 00:12:19,174 --> 00:12:20,974 What is it? 371 00:12:21,924 --> 00:12:24,241 I know you're having a birthday party. 372 00:12:24,266 --> 00:12:25,643 And I was not invited. 373 00:12:25,668 --> 00:12:27,471 Look. 374 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,353 The truth is I don't think you'd 375 00:12:30,378 --> 00:12:31,865 get along with my other friends. 376 00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:34,999 They're more like, you know, regular people. 377 00:12:35,117 --> 00:12:37,472 Some of my closest friends are non-celebs. 378 00:12:37,497 --> 00:12:39,128 Stedman, for example. 379 00:12:39,153 --> 00:12:41,373 It's just you're interested in different things. 380 00:12:41,574 --> 00:12:43,455 You like to talk about the Kardashians. 381 00:12:44,245 --> 00:12:45,510 There more interested in 382 00:12:45,535 --> 00:12:46,825 Ta-Nehisi Coates. 383 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,643 I assure you I'm open 384 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,072 to all kinds of jackets. 385 00:12:50,098 --> 00:12:51,351 He's not a jacket. 386 00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:52,328 He's an author. 387 00:12:52,352 --> 00:12:53,813 I... know. 388 00:12:53,847 --> 00:12:54,760 I was just 389 00:12:54,785 --> 00:12:56,144 making a joke. 390 00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:56,862 Come on, Dina. 391 00:12:56,887 --> 00:12:58,217 I can totally hang with nerds. 392 00:12:58,242 --> 00:13:00,737 I spent a good part of the summer of 1998 393 00:13:00,762 --> 00:13:02,552 hanging with Moby. 394 00:13:02,577 --> 00:13:03,747 Please. 395 00:13:03,772 --> 00:13:05,312 Let me come. 396 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:09,128 Fantastic. 397 00:13:09,153 --> 00:13:10,713 And I promise I will show your friends 398 00:13:10,738 --> 00:13:12,770 my intellectual side. 399 00:13:12,795 --> 00:13:15,753 Jane, I need you to give me an intellectual side. 400 00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:18,673 So, you want to do a whole Pygmalion thing? 401 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,182 What? No, no, no. 402 00:13:20,207 --> 00:13:22,117 Like a My Fair Lady thing. 403 00:13:22,142 --> 00:13:25,212 See, Dina is seeing me only as a sex object. 404 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,777 And I have to prove to her that I am more than just 405 00:13:27,803 --> 00:13:29,641 oceans of charisma. 406 00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:31,481 I refuse to be objectified. 407 00:13:31,507 --> 00:13:33,130 Make it a little tighter, please. 408 00:13:33,155 --> 00:13:34,127 Don't you want to be with somebody 409 00:13:34,152 --> 00:13:35,608 who respects you for who you are? 410 00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:36,714 Yes, of course! 411 00:13:36,738 --> 00:13:37,758 I just want to present her 412 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,222 with a smarter alternative. 413 00:13:39,247 --> 00:13:40,315 Please, Jane. 414 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:41,941 Watch the pin! 415 00:13:41,966 --> 00:13:44,198 Okay, Dad, whatever you need. 416 00:13:44,222 --> 00:13:45,392 Ready to shoot? 417 00:13:47,768 --> 00:13:49,409 Jane, I'm sorry. 418 00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:50,604 There's an emergency at work. 419 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,200 I'm gonna have to call you back. 420 00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:55,410 Dad wants to seem smarter, 421 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,754 I guess, for Dina. 422 00:13:57,943 --> 00:13:59,473 Wow. 423 00:13:59,498 --> 00:14:00,825 He must like her a lot. 424 00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:02,242 Yeah. 425 00:14:03,397 --> 00:14:05,830 Are you okay with all of this? 426 00:14:05,855 --> 00:14:07,033 I'm fine. 427 00:14:07,058 --> 00:14:08,673 You should support your dad. 428 00:14:13,282 --> 00:14:15,471 Don't laugh, don't laugh. 429 00:14:15,496 --> 00:14:17,490 Hey, my eyes are up here. Look me in the eyes. 430 00:14:17,515 --> 00:14:20,032 Oh, I can't. It's just so white! 431 00:14:20,057 --> 00:14:22,883 Oh, oh... Oh, mm, okay. 432 00:14:22,908 --> 00:14:24,223 I'm okay. 433 00:14:22,848 --> 00:14:23,485 Uh-huh. 434 00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:26,551 How was your first day? 435 00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:28,142 It was great. 436 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,134 Well, now you look me in the eye. 437 00:14:30,158 --> 00:14:31,494 Okay, well, maybe it wasn't as exciting 438 00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:33,057 as fighting international crime lords. 439 00:14:33,082 --> 00:14:34,643 But I did give a warning 440 00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:36,143 to a guy who was about to take four donuts 441 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:37,331 from craft service, so... 442 00:14:37,356 --> 00:14:38,620 - Ooh. - Mm-hmm, how about you? 443 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,521 Did you solve the case of the classified catfisher? 444 00:14:41,552 --> 00:14:42,626 I am a former detective. 445 00:14:42,651 --> 00:14:44,366 I can help you track down the perp. 446 00:14:44,391 --> 00:14:46,190 - Perp's been tracked. - Who is it? 447 00:14:46,215 --> 00:14:47,785 Finally, there you are. 448 00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:49,651 Did you have anything 449 00:14:49,676 --> 00:14:51,202 to do with this ad? 450 00:14:51,299 --> 00:14:53,033 Oh, yes, I did do. 451 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,195 You are so very welcome. 452 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:56,475 "Welcome"? 453 00:14:56,499 --> 00:14:59,250 Anezka, what were you thinking? 454 00:14:59,275 --> 00:15:01,850 Oh, you hint for me to do it. 455 00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:04,082 Because Rafael was thinking Jane too perfect. 456 00:15:04,107 --> 00:15:06,058 No, I didn't hint. 457 00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,842 Oh, no. 458 00:15:08,039 --> 00:15:10,039 I am so stupid then. 459 00:15:10,064 --> 00:15:11,338 Jane is my friend. 460 00:15:11,363 --> 00:15:13,162 Oh, well, no, she not be such good friend. 461 00:15:13,187 --> 00:15:15,169 She's saying you aren't good mother. 462 00:15:16,993 --> 00:15:18,842 Oh... forget it. 463 00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,674 I-I causing trouble enough. 464 00:15:20,699 --> 00:15:21,826 What? 465 00:15:21,851 --> 00:15:22,739 Anezka? 466 00:15:23,327 --> 00:15:24,994 What did Jane say? 467 00:15:25,019 --> 00:15:27,009 So, let's review from the top. 468 00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:28,706 The three main topics 469 00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:31,346 of intellectual party conversation are? 470 00:15:31,370 --> 00:15:32,460 Current events, 471 00:15:32,485 --> 00:15:35,033 literature, culture. 472 00:15:35,328 --> 00:15:36,939 - Kardashians? - Mm. 473 00:15:36,964 --> 00:15:38,395 Off limits. 474 00:15:38,419 --> 00:15:39,619 Mmm. 475 00:15:39,645 --> 00:15:40,962 But there's so much to discuss! 476 00:15:40,987 --> 00:15:42,955 Kourtney's going through hell with Scott! 477 00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:44,100 - The... - Dad. 478 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:47,000 Okay, so we've covered The Goldfinch, 479 00:15:47,025 --> 00:15:49,424 the election... Last handout. 480 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,007 If they're talking museums, bust out this info 481 00:15:52,032 --> 00:15:53,791 on Marina Abramovic. 482 00:15:53,816 --> 00:15:56,641 Very current, super pretentious. 483 00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,944 She just stares at people for hours at a time? 484 00:15:59,968 --> 00:16:00,902 - Mm-hmm. - That's not art. 485 00:15:58,928 --> 00:16:00,049 That's just bad manners. 486 00:16:01,074 --> 00:16:01,604 Good! 487 00:16:01,629 --> 00:16:03,222 That's a legitimate critique! 488 00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:05,599 And remember, if you feel like 489 00:16:05,624 --> 00:16:06,433 you're in over your head, 490 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,589 just excuse yourself to go to 491 00:16:07,615 --> 00:16:09,138 the bathroom or get a drink. 492 00:16:09,163 --> 00:16:11,226 Return to a new group and start over. 493 00:16:11,251 --> 00:16:12,597 - Thank you, Jane. - Mm-hmm. 494 00:16:13,621 --> 00:16:14,604 I will learn my lines, 495 00:16:12,629 --> 00:16:15,095 and give a Paloma-worthy performance. 496 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,250 I'm sure you will. 497 00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:19,155 Yes. 498 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:21,447 So, is Michael liking the new job? 499 00:16:21,472 --> 00:16:22,577 So fun, right? 500 00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:24,511 Oh, yeah, so fun. 501 00:16:24,634 --> 00:16:26,614 Is he not having an excellent time? 502 00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:29,382 He's really grateful to you for the job. 503 00:16:30,339 --> 00:16:32,439 And I'm grateful 504 00:16:32,464 --> 00:16:34,742 that you gave me this job. I really am. 505 00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:36,847 But I've got to resign. 506 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,574 Wait, what? 507 00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:40,057 Why? 508 00:16:40,317 --> 00:16:43,655 I've decided to go into the hotel business myself. 509 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,454 In fact... 510 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,480 you're gonna give me the Fairwick. 511 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,065 Wait, is this some kind of joke? 512 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,145 You know what's a joke? 513 00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:58,853 You pretending to be some great long-lost big brother 514 00:16:58,878 --> 00:17:00,136 while at the same time, 515 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,149 you were working with the police to spy on me. 516 00:17:02,175 --> 00:17:04,047 I had to know if you were working with our mother. 517 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,581 Okay, and I, and I understand if you're angry... 518 00:17:06,606 --> 00:17:08,095 You understand nothing. 519 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:09,670 So let me spell it out for you. 520 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,037 You sell me the Fairwick for a dollar, 521 00:17:12,062 --> 00:17:13,591 or I turn you into the Feds 522 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,694 for insider trading. 523 00:17:14,719 --> 00:17:15,478 Wait, what? 524 00:17:15,503 --> 00:17:17,333 My buddy gave you a tip. 525 00:17:17,358 --> 00:17:19,197 You acted on it. 526 00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:20,333 Honestly, 527 00:17:20,358 --> 00:17:21,498 I thought you'd wait longer 528 00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:23,047 to spend the money you made, but, man, 529 00:17:23,073 --> 00:17:24,610 you used it quick. 530 00:17:24,635 --> 00:17:27,410 You set me up. 531 00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:30,824 This place is really gonna be something special. 532 00:17:35,126 --> 00:17:36,236 Hey. 533 00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:38,407 He took a long nap, so he might be fussy 534 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,190 - when you put him down. - Got it. 535 00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:42,198 You okay? 536 00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:43,305 Well, he's being blackmailed 537 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,845 by his brother, so that's a no. 538 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:46,297 Yeah. 539 00:17:46,322 --> 00:17:48,328 Yeah, just... 540 00:17:48,353 --> 00:17:51,018 an unexpected hurdle with the Fairwick acquisition. 541 00:17:51,474 --> 00:17:53,016 Okay. 542 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,790 Well, whatever it is, 543 00:17:54,815 --> 00:17:56,412 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 544 00:17:56,437 --> 00:17:58,533 And speaking of figuring things out, 545 00:17:58,558 --> 00:18:01,102 Michael was adapting to his new life on set. 546 00:18:02,127 --> 00:18:03,127 _ 547 00:18:01,152 --> 00:18:02,152 _ 548 00:18:03,595 --> 00:18:06,073 _ 549 00:18:06,098 --> 00:18:08,469 _ 550 00:18:08,494 --> 00:18:12,135 _ 551 00:18:12,697 --> 00:18:17,234 _ 552 00:18:17,259 --> 00:18:19,253 _ 553 00:18:20,288 --> 00:18:22,174 I can't wait to cut that line in post. 554 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:25,112 _ 555 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,781 _ 556 00:18:28,465 --> 00:18:30,322 - Cut! - Cut! 557 00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:32,307 Did you see that? 558 00:18:32,332 --> 00:18:34,744 Fake fighting is a carefully 559 00:18:34,769 --> 00:18:36,025 choreographed dance. 560 00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:37,628 To adlib a gesture like that 561 00:18:37,653 --> 00:18:40,058 is to put us both in actual danger. 562 00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:41,291 No kidding. 563 00:18:41,316 --> 00:18:42,799 Plus if you wanted to disarm someone 564 00:18:42,824 --> 00:18:44,599 believably, you'd go for the wrist. 565 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,122 What? 566 00:18:46,147 --> 00:18:47,544 No, I'm just saying technically, 567 00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:49,479 if you wanted to be accurate... 568 00:18:53,711 --> 00:18:55,811 Come with me. 569 00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:57,936 And in that moment, Rogelio realized 570 00:18:57,961 --> 00:19:00,292 he could kill two birds with one stone. 571 00:19:00,318 --> 00:19:01,869 Esteben, approach! 572 00:19:01,894 --> 00:19:04,282 Michael happens to be an expert in combat, 573 00:19:04,307 --> 00:19:07,291 And he will now demonstrate how to disarm someone. 574 00:19:07,316 --> 00:19:09,033 This guy? 575 00:19:09,058 --> 00:19:11,607 Hit me with your best shot, pretty boy. 576 00:19:11,632 --> 00:19:14,292 Bird one... Build Michael up. 577 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:18,395 Bird two... torture Esteben. 578 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:20,651 Bravo! Bravo! 579 00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:24,878 I'm promoting you to personal bodyguard/technical advisor. 580 00:19:24,903 --> 00:19:27,813 From here on out, I want you to monitor all our fights 581 00:19:27,838 --> 00:19:29,917 for authenticity. 582 00:19:29,942 --> 00:19:31,425 And I looked it up online, 583 00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:33,917 and technical advisors make good money. 584 00:19:33,942 --> 00:19:35,558 And it's actually really fun. 585 00:19:35,582 --> 00:19:37,080 I'm so happy you're excited. 586 00:19:37,105 --> 00:19:38,651 Yeah, I really am. 587 00:19:38,676 --> 00:19:39,726 Okay. 588 00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:40,635 Time to become an expert 589 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:43,095 in 15th century combat. 590 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,736 And so Michael researched. 591 00:19:45,182 --> 00:19:46,862 _ 592 00:19:46,887 --> 00:19:48,002 _ 593 00:19:48,027 --> 00:19:49,140 And Wiki-ed. 594 00:19:49,561 --> 00:19:51,205 Oh. 595 00:19:51,283 --> 00:19:52,487 _ 596 00:19:53,304 --> 00:19:55,218 And googled. 597 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,625 Until he was exhausted. 598 00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:05,651 But satisfied. 599 00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:07,676 _ 600 00:20:05,701 --> 00:20:09,231 How's it going? I think I'm starting to get a handle on it, my lady. 601 00:20:14,411 --> 00:20:16,006 Oh, good, it's Petra. 602 00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:18,221 Hopefully she got her sister to confess. 603 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,234 Hey, Petra. 604 00:20:20,258 --> 00:20:21,807 Did you say I'm a bad mother? 605 00:20:21,956 --> 00:20:23,116 Excuse me? 606 00:20:23,141 --> 00:20:25,213 Apparently you called your grandmother to complain 607 00:20:25,238 --> 00:20:26,705 about how I didn't know my children's nap times 608 00:20:26,731 --> 00:20:28,550 - because I'm not a good mom. - Oh, dear. 609 00:20:28,574 --> 00:20:31,272 No, I didn't use those words. 610 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,226 Well, what words did you use? 611 00:20:33,353 --> 00:20:35,299 Well, look, you're taking it out of context. 612 00:20:35,324 --> 00:20:37,334 I was actually defending you to my grandmother. 613 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:38,526 So, she was calling me a bad mom? 614 00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:40,034 No! No! 615 00:20:40,059 --> 00:20:41,631 She was just annoyed because she had to change 616 00:20:41,656 --> 00:20:43,689 her work schedule and that's not easy for her. 617 00:20:43,714 --> 00:20:44,760 What are you implying? 618 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,252 - Nothing. - I know all about 619 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,928 hard work, Jane... I have a job. 620 00:20:47,953 --> 00:20:50,175 Yeah, well, I did, too, until your sister got me fired! 621 00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:52,026 And maybe it was the heat of the moment 622 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,471 or the fact that Petra finally 623 00:20:53,496 --> 00:20:55,330 had a little family of her own to protect, 624 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,540 but she said... 625 00:20:56,565 --> 00:20:57,826 You know what, Jane? 626 00:20:57,851 --> 00:20:59,593 My sister said she didn't place that ad, 627 00:20:59,618 --> 00:21:01,580 and I believe her, so lay off. 628 00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:09,990 Observe Jane steaming 629 00:21:10,015 --> 00:21:12,253 milk at the cappuccino machine. 630 00:21:12,279 --> 00:21:15,830 You can please Anezka extra milk for cappuccino order? 631 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,438 Oh, so foam is all what is necessary 632 00:21:18,463 --> 00:21:20,073 for your cappuccino? 633 00:21:20,098 --> 00:21:21,393 I am not understanding... 634 00:21:21,418 --> 00:21:22,734 Oh, I think you are understanding. 635 00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,386 So stop with this whole innocent thing! 636 00:21:24,410 --> 00:21:25,838 I am being innocent. 637 00:21:25,863 --> 00:21:28,119 No you aren't. You're a liar! 638 00:21:28,145 --> 00:21:29,737 And I don't know how, but trust me, 639 00:21:29,762 --> 00:21:31,755 I'm gonna prove it! 640 00:21:34,525 --> 00:21:36,505 And she just started 641 00:21:36,530 --> 00:21:38,866 crying like I'm some sort of... 642 00:21:38,891 --> 00:21:41,041 Ogre! Screaming! 643 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,260 She being cruel and so... 644 00:21:44,285 --> 00:21:45,249 Manipulative. 645 00:21:43,274 --> 00:21:44,833 But I'm onto her. 646 00:21:45,858 --> 00:21:47,778 Acting like an innocent child. 647 00:21:47,802 --> 00:21:50,479 It felt like spank hour at orphanage. 648 00:21:50,504 --> 00:21:53,573 _ 649 00:21:53,598 --> 00:21:55,554 No, we're taking the high road here. 650 00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:57,784 If she's not canceling, I'm not canceling. 651 00:21:57,809 --> 00:21:59,424 B-But just... 652 00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:01,847 maybe give Jane some space. 653 00:22:01,871 --> 00:22:04,218 But Anezka better stay away from me. 654 00:22:04,243 --> 00:22:05,627 Otherwise, it's on! 655 00:22:05,652 --> 00:22:06,690 En garde! 656 00:22:06,715 --> 00:22:09,651 _ 657 00:22:10,918 --> 00:22:14,698 _ 658 00:22:15,726 --> 00:22:17,010 Cut! 659 00:22:19,682 --> 00:22:20,657 What...? 660 00:22:18,682 --> 00:22:21,395 Uh... is there a problem? 661 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:23,815 Well, it's just that, traditionally, you wouldn't lock 662 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,354 the longswords like that, because you'd often have 663 00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:27,174 a dagger as well, in your other hand. 664 00:22:27,199 --> 00:22:28,667 So when the longswords are locked, 665 00:22:28,692 --> 00:22:31,044 your opponent could, like, stab you dead. 666 00:22:32,069 --> 00:22:33,018 With the dagger. 667 00:22:31,043 --> 00:22:32,630 That's wonderful. 668 00:22:33,655 --> 00:22:35,675 Thank you, Technical Advisor. 669 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:37,406 Let's do it again without locking the swords. 670 00:22:37,431 --> 00:22:39,969 But that is the most compelling part of the scene. 671 00:22:39,994 --> 00:22:41,283 It's not about the swords, 672 00:22:41,308 --> 00:22:42,871 it's about my eyes. 673 00:22:42,896 --> 00:22:46,351 Historical accuracy is also semi-important. 674 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:48,566 We ready here? 675 00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:52,043 Settle and... action! 676 00:22:52,608 --> 00:22:54,538 Cut! 677 00:22:57,274 --> 00:22:59,246 Just the, uh, the lunge... 678 00:22:59,271 --> 00:23:00,580 the lunge felt a little... 679 00:23:00,605 --> 00:23:03,166 Can you excuse us for one second? 680 00:23:03,428 --> 00:23:05,225 Michael... 681 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,438 The work you're doing is wonderful. 682 00:23:07,463 --> 00:23:10,691 But you cannot yell "cut" while we're shooting. 683 00:23:11,717 --> 00:23:12,728 Only the director 684 00:23:10,752 --> 00:23:13,072 and the star can do that. 685 00:23:14,098 --> 00:23:15,710 Right. I just got excited. 686 00:23:15,735 --> 00:23:16,795 I understand. 687 00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:18,912 So how do I communicate to you 688 00:23:18,937 --> 00:23:19,784 if you guys are way off 689 00:23:19,809 --> 00:23:21,665 and it's not believable... 690 00:23:21,690 --> 00:23:23,993 Well, that's the thing. 691 00:23:24,018 --> 00:23:25,704 You see, it's a telenovela. 692 00:23:25,729 --> 00:23:29,627 So things don't have to be completely believable. 693 00:23:29,652 --> 00:23:31,000 That's an understatement. 694 00:23:31,025 --> 00:23:32,620 Ah! 695 00:23:34,307 --> 00:23:35,473 Oh, my God. 696 00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:36,825 What's the holdup here? 697 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,158 Oh, I'm sorry. Yes. 698 00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:39,671 I have to shoot this, 699 00:23:39,696 --> 00:23:41,502 so I can get out by dinner. 700 00:23:41,527 --> 00:23:42,665 Okay. 701 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:45,870 _ 702 00:23:45,895 --> 00:23:47,459 And it's already five minutes past 703 00:23:47,483 --> 00:23:48,752 one little boy's bedtime, 704 00:23:48,777 --> 00:23:50,632 isn't it, Mr. Sweetface, isn't it? 705 00:23:50,657 --> 00:23:51,949 Oh, yes. 706 00:23:51,974 --> 00:23:53,804 Oh. 707 00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:59,830 _ 708 00:24:01,214 --> 00:24:07,458 _ 709 00:24:07,483 --> 00:24:10,690 Okay, let's say good night to Abuela. 710 00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:12,200 Oh. 711 00:24:12,225 --> 00:24:14,885 _ 712 00:24:14,910 --> 00:24:18,333 _ 713 00:24:18,358 --> 00:24:19,674 What's going on over there? 714 00:24:19,979 --> 00:24:21,986 I-It's Dad. 715 00:24:22,011 --> 00:24:24,751 He wants me to coach him through this party, in person. 716 00:24:25,318 --> 00:24:27,132 I'm-I'm just gonna say no. 717 00:24:27,157 --> 00:24:28,284 Stop. Go. 718 00:24:28,309 --> 00:24:29,587 No, Mom. I feel weird. 719 00:24:29,612 --> 00:24:31,149 Because of me? 720 00:24:31,173 --> 00:24:33,209 Don't. Honestly. 721 00:24:33,650 --> 00:24:36,171 Actually, knowing that he and Dina are both out 722 00:24:36,196 --> 00:24:39,223 makes it easier for me to go record my track at the studio. 723 00:24:39,248 --> 00:24:41,168 No chance of running into them. 724 00:24:41,403 --> 00:24:43,215 Go, hon. 725 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,024 _ 726 00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:45,878 Which brings us here, now... 727 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:47,803 Jane, you made it! 728 00:24:47,827 --> 00:24:48,528 Everyone, 729 00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:50,146 meet my brilliant daughter, Jane! 730 00:24:50,171 --> 00:24:52,101 You invited your daughter? 731 00:24:52,126 --> 00:24:54,469 - Here, ha-have a seat, Jane. - No, wait! 732 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,313 Sit next to me. I need you close. 733 00:24:56,338 --> 00:24:57,909 - Why? - It's okay. 734 00:24:57,934 --> 00:24:58,565 I'll sit here. 735 00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:56,937 Okay, well... 736 00:24:59,362 --> 00:25:00,645 there is perfect. 737 00:25:00,827 --> 00:25:02,592 Just wanted to make sure 738 00:25:02,617 --> 00:25:05,028 you were comfortable. 739 00:25:06,623 --> 00:25:09,543 My daughter is a brilliant student. 740 00:25:09,568 --> 00:25:10,668 - _ - She's in graduate school. 741 00:25:10,693 --> 00:25:11,959 My son's at Oxford. 742 00:25:11,984 --> 00:25:14,061 Oh. England. Great... 743 00:25:14,085 --> 00:25:15,505 - _ - and important country. 744 00:25:15,531 --> 00:25:17,334 Shakespeare and... 745 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:18,631 How do you know Dina? 746 00:25:18,656 --> 00:25:19,975 - _ - We were actually 747 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,655 in debate together in college. 748 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,460 Oh, I dabble myself in debate, as well. 749 00:25:24,485 --> 00:25:27,062 - _ - I once played a great debater on Tiago. 750 00:25:27,087 --> 00:25:29,274 I owned the Senate floor! 751 00:25:29,299 --> 00:25:31,499 Wow! He's fast with his fingers! 752 00:25:31,524 --> 00:25:35,419 ♪ La mujer de amor ♪ 753 00:25:35,444 --> 00:25:39,660 ♪ Es un secreto en la noche ♪ 754 00:25:39,685 --> 00:25:41,821 ♪ La mujer de mi ♪ 755 00:25:41,846 --> 00:25:45,986 ♪ Alma... ♪ 756 00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:48,864 Let me try again. 757 00:25:48,888 --> 00:25:50,268 Oh, sorry, man. 758 00:25:50,293 --> 00:25:51,562 We're running a little behind. 759 00:25:51,587 --> 00:25:54,211 Do you want to come back in 20 for your ADR? 760 00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:55,859 I'll wait. 761 00:25:56,892 --> 00:25:59,307 ♪ La mujer de mi ♪ 762 00:25:59,332 --> 00:26:03,272 ♪ Alma... ♪ 763 00:26:03,297 --> 00:26:06,653 I'm sorry. 764 00:26:06,678 --> 00:26:08,913 You're just too in your head. 765 00:26:08,938 --> 00:26:10,722 Don't just sing it. 766 00:26:10,747 --> 00:26:12,403 Hmm? 767 00:26:12,518 --> 00:26:14,082 Feel it. 768 00:26:14,107 --> 00:26:17,458 Seduce the microphone. 769 00:26:17,482 --> 00:26:19,377 I'm not with Rogelio anymore, 770 00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:21,823 so flirting with me isn't gonna hurt him. 771 00:26:21,849 --> 00:26:23,368 Oh. 772 00:26:23,393 --> 00:26:25,282 You know what else works to get the note? 773 00:26:25,408 --> 00:26:27,418 You can use the ground to stabilize. 774 00:26:27,443 --> 00:26:28,690 Hmm. 775 00:26:28,715 --> 00:26:30,825 Lie down. Seriously. 776 00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:32,541 You take all the support of the earth 777 00:26:32,566 --> 00:26:35,538 and then you sing up instead of out. 778 00:26:35,710 --> 00:26:37,042 Shakira taught me. 779 00:26:37,067 --> 00:26:39,188 I mean, I'll try. 780 00:26:39,619 --> 00:26:41,519 You're going to feel silly at first. 781 00:26:41,544 --> 00:26:43,300 But just put that aside, okay? 782 00:26:43,325 --> 00:26:44,717 Okay. 783 00:26:44,742 --> 00:26:47,792 ♪ La mujer de mi ♪ 784 00:26:47,817 --> 00:26:54,435 ♪ Alma! ♪ 785 00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:56,775 Huh. 786 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,780 Hmm? 787 00:26:57,805 --> 00:26:59,473 Wow. 788 00:26:59,498 --> 00:27:01,188 You're a good coach. 789 00:27:01,213 --> 00:27:02,933 And speaking of coaches... 790 00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:04,565 Thanks to Jane, 791 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,565 Rogelio had successfully 792 00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:08,211 navigated culture and politics. 793 00:27:08,236 --> 00:27:11,265 It's a clear perversion of the 14th Amendment. 794 00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:14,239 Not at all what our founding fathers meant, you know? 795 00:27:14,264 --> 00:27:15,961 - Exactly. - Even science. 796 00:27:15,986 --> 00:27:18,344 I don't think we can fully comprehend 797 00:27:18,369 --> 00:27:21,421 the profound impact of the Higgs boson particle. 798 00:27:21,446 --> 00:27:22,326 _ 799 00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:25,500 In fact, his knowledge was on fleek, until... 800 00:27:25,525 --> 00:27:27,242 Free trade with Cuba is essential. 801 00:27:27,267 --> 00:27:28,875 Just look at the great success 802 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:30,335 of the Nazi alliance. 803 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:28,811 Oh! 804 00:27:31,236 --> 00:27:33,146 Well, until Jane failed to see 805 00:27:33,171 --> 00:27:35,010 her phone's misguided autocorrect. 806 00:27:35,035 --> 00:27:36,937 Um, excuse me? 807 00:27:36,962 --> 00:27:38,541 The "great success"? 808 00:27:38,567 --> 00:27:39,822 No, no! 809 00:27:39,846 --> 00:27:42,826 No. That wasn't a great success. 810 00:27:42,851 --> 00:27:46,765 No. What I meant was... 811 00:27:47,382 --> 00:27:48,812 _ 812 00:27:49,528 --> 00:27:50,976 Yes? 813 00:27:51,001 --> 00:27:53,797 Oh, j-just that the, 814 00:27:53,822 --> 00:27:57,822 you know, the Nazi alliance... 815 00:27:57,847 --> 00:28:01,750 Jane? What... what do I mean? 816 00:28:03,503 --> 00:28:05,323 NATO... 817 00:28:05,348 --> 00:28:07,839 The NATO alliance. 818 00:28:12,508 --> 00:28:14,764 So, what? You brought your daughter out 819 00:28:14,789 --> 00:28:16,804 - to do some Cyrano thing? - No. 820 00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:18,131 It was like... 821 00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:20,171 Have you seen the movie Roxanne? 822 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,726 It's just... 823 00:28:21,751 --> 00:28:23,475 well, you know... 824 00:28:23,603 --> 00:28:26,597 I wanted to impress your smart friends. 825 00:28:27,044 --> 00:28:29,757 Because I like you, Dina. 826 00:28:29,850 --> 00:28:31,203 That's why I'm wearing 827 00:28:31,228 --> 00:28:32,398 these ridiculous glasses 828 00:28:32,423 --> 00:28:35,889 and talking about silly things like literature or science. 829 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:38,378 Well, the whole thing... it was stupid. 830 00:28:38,402 --> 00:28:40,042 I know. I agree. 831 00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:41,377 But also... 832 00:28:41,403 --> 00:28:42,690 whatever... 833 00:28:43,039 --> 00:28:44,395 kind of sweet. 834 00:28:44,420 --> 00:28:45,145 Yeah? 835 00:28:45,170 --> 00:28:46,595 Yeah. 836 00:28:57,519 --> 00:28:59,339 Jane! 837 00:28:59,364 --> 00:29:00,506 Oh, hey. 838 00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:03,203 I-I was just texting you. Looks like you have 839 00:29:03,228 --> 00:29:05,474 the situation under control, so I was gonna head home. 840 00:29:05,499 --> 00:29:06,519 What's wrong? 841 00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:08,770 Nothing, I just... 842 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:11,042 Okay. 843 00:29:11,067 --> 00:29:16,090 Well... earlier, I felt weird helping you with Dina 844 00:29:16,115 --> 00:29:17,737 because I thought it would upset Mom. 845 00:29:17,762 --> 00:29:19,999 And I didn't want you to think that I was picking sides, so... 846 00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:21,462 - Was your mother upset? - No. 847 00:29:21,487 --> 00:29:23,888 No. She's... she's okay. 848 00:29:23,912 --> 00:29:25,615 That's the point. 849 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,198 I realized, watching you, 850 00:29:28,223 --> 00:29:30,086 it's not about Mom. 851 00:29:30,111 --> 00:29:31,942 It's about me. 852 00:29:31,968 --> 00:29:33,887 It's that fairytale, right? 853 00:29:33,911 --> 00:29:36,559 Your divorced parents meet, fall back in love... 854 00:29:36,584 --> 00:29:38,175 Of course. 855 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,358 That's what makes The Parent Trap such an evocative film. 856 00:29:41,384 --> 00:29:42,415 Exactly. 857 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,670 And don't get me wrong, 858 00:29:43,695 --> 00:29:44,998 I want you to be happy, 859 00:29:45,023 --> 00:29:46,880 and Dina's great. 860 00:29:47,463 --> 00:29:49,966 I just think I need a little more time 861 00:29:49,991 --> 00:29:51,518 before I can be your wingman. 862 00:29:51,543 --> 00:29:53,302 I understand. 863 00:29:53,328 --> 00:29:55,182 Thank you for your help. 864 00:29:55,207 --> 00:29:58,153 I know you're always on my side. 865 00:30:01,490 --> 00:30:03,436 And speaking of taking sides... 866 00:30:03,461 --> 00:30:04,256 _ 867 00:30:01,281 --> 00:30:02,037 Okay. 868 00:30:05,062 --> 00:30:06,864 I just want things calm and peaceful. 869 00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:08,433 This is a happy occasion. 870 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,358 Happy and awkward. 871 00:30:09,383 --> 00:30:11,656 No. Not awkward. 872 00:30:11,681 --> 00:30:13,545 We will make it not awkward. 873 00:30:13,570 --> 00:30:16,530 How is it not being awkward? Jane is hating both of us. 874 00:30:16,555 --> 00:30:17,944 Just smile, Anezka. 875 00:30:17,969 --> 00:30:19,859 Even if it's fake. 876 00:30:21,054 --> 00:30:22,947 Like this. 877 00:30:24,142 --> 00:30:25,907 Happy Mother's Day! 878 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,030 I adjusted things a little. 879 00:30:28,055 --> 00:30:29,370 Buffet style. 880 00:30:29,394 --> 00:30:30,352 Oh. Thank you. 881 00:30:30,377 --> 00:30:32,287 And here. 882 00:30:32,312 --> 00:30:33,693 Yeah, there's no way 883 00:30:33,718 --> 00:30:35,006 - this isn't awkward. - Oh. 884 00:30:35,031 --> 00:30:37,476 Assorted colors. How fun. 885 00:30:39,747 --> 00:30:41,272 So, anyone care for a drink? 886 00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:42,583 Yes. Yes. Okay. Thank you. 887 00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:43,745 - Sí, sí, sí. - Me, too! 888 00:30:43,771 --> 00:30:45,342 In fact, I have an idea. 889 00:30:45,367 --> 00:30:47,681 Every time something awkward happens at this brunch, 890 00:30:47,706 --> 00:30:49,432 let's take a sip of our mimosas. 891 00:30:49,457 --> 00:30:51,166 Kids, you have orange juice. 892 00:30:51,191 --> 00:30:52,633 Let's start with an easy one. 893 00:30:52,658 --> 00:30:56,311 _ 894 00:30:56,336 --> 00:30:58,494 Which his brother is now blackmailing him for. 895 00:30:58,519 --> 00:31:00,788 Thanks. It's, uh... 896 00:31:00,813 --> 00:31:03,658 Unexpectedly awkward. Drink! 897 00:31:03,683 --> 00:31:05,693 So, how are things with Dina? 898 00:31:05,718 --> 00:31:06,915 Drink! 899 00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:09,402 This feel a little weird to you? 900 00:31:09,427 --> 00:31:10,889 Wait until Father's Day. 901 00:31:10,915 --> 00:31:12,708 Drink! 902 00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:16,003 Breathe, Jane. Breathe! 903 00:31:16,028 --> 00:31:18,242 But the rest of you, drink! 904 00:31:20,019 --> 00:31:22,923 Oh, these two are in a relatively good place. 905 00:31:22,948 --> 00:31:24,410 Maybe we can take a water break. 906 00:31:24,435 --> 00:31:27,385 Ah! Enjoying the most awkward brunch ever? 907 00:31:27,410 --> 00:31:29,235 Is your brother coming? 908 00:31:29,260 --> 00:31:31,152 Agh! Drink! 909 00:31:31,177 --> 00:31:33,376 I don't think so, no. 910 00:31:33,401 --> 00:31:35,277 Rafael? 911 00:31:35,302 --> 00:31:37,229 What's going on? 912 00:31:38,095 --> 00:31:40,454 I don't know if I should tell you or not. 913 00:31:40,479 --> 00:31:42,901 You should. Definitely. 914 00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:47,925 I made a bad decision. 915 00:31:47,950 --> 00:31:50,254 And now my brother is blackmailing me. 916 00:31:50,279 --> 00:31:52,422 What? How? 917 00:31:52,853 --> 00:31:55,506 I made money off an illegal stock tip. 918 00:31:55,531 --> 00:31:57,441 I didn't know it was illegal. 919 00:31:57,466 --> 00:31:58,959 Derek set me up. 920 00:31:59,112 --> 00:32:01,490 And now he's using it to extort money from me. 921 00:32:01,771 --> 00:32:03,733 Specifically, the Fairwick. 922 00:32:03,758 --> 00:32:05,881 But if you didn't know, then it's not your fault. 923 00:32:05,906 --> 00:32:08,149 I didn't know. 924 00:32:09,904 --> 00:32:11,541 But then, after I knew, 925 00:32:11,566 --> 00:32:13,861 I used it to buy the Fairwick. 926 00:32:13,886 --> 00:32:15,516 I know. 927 00:32:15,985 --> 00:32:18,126 I screwed up. 928 00:32:18,151 --> 00:32:20,164 I thought I was taking care of my family. 929 00:32:20,189 --> 00:32:21,660 What are you going to do? 930 00:32:21,685 --> 00:32:24,197 I don't know. 931 00:32:24,222 --> 00:32:26,578 I'm going to to give him a bottle. 932 00:32:26,992 --> 00:32:28,986 It'll be okay. 933 00:32:29,011 --> 00:32:30,462 I knew it. 934 00:32:30,488 --> 00:32:31,788 I knew Derek was shady. 935 00:32:32,790 --> 00:32:34,981 Weird sense of humor, Mateo. 936 00:32:35,006 --> 00:32:36,918 Michael, you can't say anything. 937 00:32:36,943 --> 00:32:38,003 He told me in confidence. 938 00:32:38,028 --> 00:32:39,248 But the police need to know, 939 00:32:39,273 --> 00:32:40,718 because it could help our investigation... 940 00:32:40,744 --> 00:32:41,990 Their investigation. 941 00:32:42,015 --> 00:32:43,756 Just... try to see if you can get him 942 00:32:43,781 --> 00:32:45,214 to come forward. If you can. 943 00:32:45,239 --> 00:32:47,695 Your father's calling everyone. 944 00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:52,952 I made a little something 945 00:32:52,977 --> 00:32:53,982 in honor of 946 00:32:54,007 --> 00:32:56,599 my daughter's first official 947 00:32:56,624 --> 00:32:58,566 Mother's Day. 948 00:32:59,428 --> 00:33:02,038 What made Jane a great mother? 949 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,623 What makes Jane a great mom? 950 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,460 So many things? 951 00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:06,925 Oh, wow. 952 00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:09,172 Okay, I can't cry right away, right? 953 00:33:09,197 --> 00:33:11,789 The way she always puts family first. 954 00:33:11,814 --> 00:33:14,203 _ 955 00:33:14,228 --> 00:33:16,729 _ 956 00:33:16,754 --> 00:33:18,234 She's got your back, 957 00:33:18,259 --> 00:33:22,269 and she pushes you to be the best version of yourself. 958 00:33:22,294 --> 00:33:23,442 Jane always sees 959 00:33:23,466 --> 00:33:24,265 the good in people. 960 00:33:24,290 --> 00:33:25,801 The world she lives in, 961 00:33:25,826 --> 00:33:27,147 that's the world I want to live in. 962 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:28,408 She's generous. 963 00:33:28,433 --> 00:33:29,256 Resourceful. 964 00:33:29,281 --> 00:33:29,847 Kind. 965 00:33:29,872 --> 00:33:32,017 I'm in awe of how she tackles 966 00:33:32,042 --> 00:33:33,424 every problem head-on. 967 00:33:33,449 --> 00:33:34,707 It's inspiring. 968 00:33:34,725 --> 00:33:35,965 _ 969 00:33:35,990 --> 00:33:37,014 She's fair. 970 00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:38,441 Jane's a peace-maker. 971 00:33:38,466 --> 00:33:39,596 Always on everyone's side. 972 00:33:39,621 --> 00:33:40,721 She's like Switzerland. 973 00:33:40,746 --> 00:33:43,170 I learned all about Switzerland in my cram session. 974 00:33:44,047 --> 00:33:46,365 Generous. Thoughtful. 975 00:33:46,390 --> 00:33:47,110 Smart. 976 00:33:47,139 --> 00:33:48,335 _ 977 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,154 Patient. 978 00:33:49,179 --> 00:33:52,115 _ 979 00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:52,908 Lists. 980 00:33:52,933 --> 00:33:54,201 So many lists. 981 00:33:54,226 --> 00:33:56,045 Like, a lot of lists. 982 00:33:56,070 --> 00:33:58,076 What? There's a lot to organize. 983 00:33:58,101 --> 00:34:00,195 But really it's... 984 00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:01,834 it's how much she loves. 985 00:34:01,859 --> 00:34:02,859 _ 986 00:34:02,884 --> 00:34:03,844 Love. 987 00:34:03,869 --> 00:34:05,411 I know it sounds cheesy, 988 00:34:05,436 --> 00:34:08,274 but... love. 989 00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:11,042 And superb genes. 990 00:34:11,067 --> 00:34:13,568 So happy first Mother's Day. 991 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:14,593 _ 992 00:34:14,618 --> 00:34:16,238 My daughter. 993 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:18,193 _ 994 00:34:18,219 --> 00:34:20,552 Aw. 995 00:34:21,398 --> 00:34:26,326 _ 996 00:34:26,797 --> 00:34:29,334 Thanks, Dad. 997 00:34:30,994 --> 00:34:33,004 Here we go again. 998 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:34,394 Awkward. 999 00:34:34,419 --> 00:34:36,388 It's her Mother's Day too, right? 1000 00:34:37,182 --> 00:34:38,350 Excuse me. 1001 00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:39,776 I drank a little too much. 1002 00:34:39,801 --> 00:34:42,022 I am also wanting to say something 1003 00:34:42,047 --> 00:34:45,888 about what a wonderful mother I am thinking you are, Petra. 1004 00:34:45,913 --> 00:34:47,239 This life... 1005 00:34:47,265 --> 00:34:48,328 This life 1006 00:34:48,353 --> 00:34:51,493 that you have earned for your daughters 1007 00:34:51,518 --> 00:34:53,783 after coming from nothing. 1008 00:34:53,808 --> 00:34:55,560 And I am just thinking 1009 00:34:55,586 --> 00:34:57,432 it is so beautiful 1010 00:34:57,457 --> 00:35:00,041 what you have done for them. 1011 00:35:00,191 --> 00:35:03,038 And I know how hard it has been. 1012 00:35:08,102 --> 00:35:09,825 Well, that was 1013 00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:11,217 legitimately sweet. 1014 00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:13,110 And while we're sharing about our moms, 1015 00:35:13,135 --> 00:35:14,812 can I just say I have the greatest, 1016 00:35:14,837 --> 00:35:16,795 most supportive, bestest mother ever. 1017 00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:19,221 Love you, Mama. So much. 1018 00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:21,461 Right, well, I think I got to lay down. 1019 00:35:21,714 --> 00:35:24,293 Thank you for having us. 1020 00:35:24,318 --> 00:35:26,328 And that was a very nice speech. 1021 00:35:26,353 --> 00:35:27,628 I'm glad it worked out. 1022 00:35:27,654 --> 00:35:29,310 Us together 1023 00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,385 is everything what I want. 1024 00:35:31,410 --> 00:35:34,115 Okay, listen, you said it again. 1025 00:35:34,140 --> 00:35:35,816 What? 1026 00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,100 I know you placed that ad, 1027 00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:38,763 and, look, you may have a good reason. 1028 00:35:38,788 --> 00:35:39,936 If you could just come clean... 1029 00:35:39,961 --> 00:35:41,522 Jane, stop. 1030 00:35:41,547 --> 00:35:42,545 You're beating a dead horse. 1031 00:35:43,728 --> 00:35:46,639 I can't stop because your sister is a liar, 1032 00:35:46,664 --> 00:35:48,126 and you are too close to see it. 1033 00:35:48,151 --> 00:35:50,456 You just blindly follow what she says like a sheep. 1034 00:35:51,311 --> 00:35:52,765 Are you saying my sister's a bad person 1035 00:35:52,790 --> 00:35:54,170 and I'm just too close to her to see it? 1036 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,873 - I never said that. - You might as well have. 1037 00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:58,038 Okay, enough, someone take that toy away from him. 1038 00:35:58,063 --> 00:35:58,998 Excuse me? 1039 00:35:59,023 --> 00:36:01,272 I host your entire family here for lunch, and all you can do 1040 00:36:01,297 --> 00:36:03,475 is to continue to hurl insults at my sister. 1041 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:04,631 No, please. 1042 00:36:04,656 --> 00:36:06,040 No fighting because of Anezka. 1043 00:36:06,065 --> 00:36:08,803 I'm insulting your sister because she's a liar! 1044 00:36:08,828 --> 00:36:09,779 Please no! 1045 00:36:09,804 --> 00:36:11,508 - She's not! - She is! 1046 00:36:11,533 --> 00:36:12,882 She's not! 1047 00:36:13,545 --> 00:36:14,829 Oh! 1048 00:36:17,489 --> 00:36:20,028 I am so sorry about your sister. 1049 00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:20,754 Wait. 1050 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,762 What's going on? What did I miss? 1051 00:36:22,787 --> 00:36:24,933 Where are we? Oh, wow. 1052 00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:26,410 The room is spinning. 1053 00:36:26,435 --> 00:36:29,876 I obviously never, ever meant 1054 00:36:29,901 --> 00:36:31,294 for anything like this to happen. 1055 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:32,713 Is Anezka dead? 1056 00:36:32,738 --> 00:36:34,244 It's okay. She's fine. 1057 00:36:34,269 --> 00:36:35,076 Whew. 1058 00:36:32,101 --> 00:36:32,967 Okay. 1059 00:36:35,992 --> 00:36:37,342 So why are we at the hospital? 1060 00:36:37,367 --> 00:36:38,118 She's epileptic, 1061 00:36:38,143 --> 00:36:41,213 so seizures will happen sometimes. 1062 00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:43,116 Under extreme stress. 1063 00:36:43,141 --> 00:36:45,083 Well, I'm sorry I caused it. 1064 00:36:45,107 --> 00:36:48,217 I just... I really thought she did it. 1065 00:36:48,242 --> 00:36:50,073 And she said she didn't. 1066 00:36:50,098 --> 00:36:51,264 And as you can see, 1067 00:36:51,289 --> 00:36:54,029 she's an emotionally fragile person, 1068 00:36:54,054 --> 00:36:55,574 which is why I didn't push her. 1069 00:36:55,599 --> 00:36:56,764 I get it. 1070 00:36:56,789 --> 00:36:59,133 Again, I'm so sorry. 1071 00:37:00,253 --> 00:37:01,797 She'll be okay. 1072 00:37:01,822 --> 00:37:04,120 Just keep stress levels down. 1073 00:37:04,145 --> 00:37:06,597 Lots of fluids, lots of rest. 1074 00:37:06,622 --> 00:37:08,241 Thank you so much. 1075 00:37:08,265 --> 00:37:09,685 I am feeling terrible 1076 00:37:09,711 --> 00:37:11,303 for ruining special lunch. 1077 00:37:11,328 --> 00:37:12,522 As long as you're okay. 1078 00:37:12,547 --> 00:37:14,172 No, I'm not being okay. 1079 00:37:14,197 --> 00:37:16,597 I cause everybody so much fighting. 1080 00:37:16,622 --> 00:37:19,235 So, you don't have to lie for me anymore, Petra. 1081 00:37:19,818 --> 00:37:21,318 What? 1082 00:37:21,343 --> 00:37:24,084 Yes, I am the one that post ad. 1083 00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:25,856 And Petra, just being good sister, 1084 00:37:25,881 --> 00:37:27,569 took cover for me. 1085 00:37:29,387 --> 00:37:32,678 - You were lying this whole time? - No. 1086 00:37:32,703 --> 00:37:34,459 It's okay now, Petra, I come clean. 1087 00:37:34,484 --> 00:37:36,658 I want an e-mail explaining what you did 1088 00:37:36,683 --> 00:37:38,163 so I can try and salvage my job. 1089 00:37:38,188 --> 00:37:40,374 Yes, of course. 1090 00:37:41,965 --> 00:37:44,710 And I have nothing to say to you. 1091 00:37:48,184 --> 00:37:50,417 I was so naive 1092 00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:51,984 to think that she'd changed. 1093 00:37:52,129 --> 00:37:54,648 That we would be one big happy family. 1094 00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:55,712 You know what? 1095 00:37:55,737 --> 00:37:58,644 Let's stop talking about the evil twins. 1096 00:37:58,669 --> 00:38:01,075 And start watching the evil twins. 1097 00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:02,282 Amen. 1098 00:38:02,307 --> 00:38:05,138 And Mateo can play with his new toys. 1099 00:38:05,163 --> 00:38:06,995 Yeah, buddy. 1100 00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:09,030 Ooh. 1101 00:38:09,055 --> 00:38:10,339 While we... 1102 00:38:10,364 --> 00:38:11,986 get cozy with the remote. 1103 00:38:12,011 --> 00:38:13,706 Mm-hmm. 1104 00:38:13,731 --> 00:38:16,539 _ 1105 00:38:16,565 --> 00:38:17,930 And I'll order ice cream. 1106 00:38:17,955 --> 00:38:20,235 - Ooh. - At long last, 1107 00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:22,372 pj's, pints... 1108 00:38:22,397 --> 00:38:25,189 and telenovelas. 1109 00:38:26,497 --> 00:38:29,107 Which brings us here, of course. 1110 00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:30,324 Look, I'm... 1111 00:38:30,349 --> 00:38:33,930 I'm sorry I came on so strong with the Tech Advisor thing. 1112 00:38:33,955 --> 00:38:35,748 I guess I just got carried away. 1113 00:38:35,773 --> 00:38:38,211 Well, your attention to detail, 1114 00:38:38,237 --> 00:38:40,732 that's what made you such a terrific detective. 1115 00:38:40,756 --> 00:38:42,756 Whereas in telenovelas, 1116 00:38:42,781 --> 00:38:44,522 it's more the general idea. 1117 00:38:44,547 --> 00:38:46,074 Yeah, I get that. 1118 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:48,204 You will be a detective again, Michael. 1119 00:38:48,229 --> 00:38:50,116 I believe in you. 1120 00:38:50,647 --> 00:38:52,025 And friends, 1121 00:38:52,050 --> 00:38:53,226 that's when it happened. 1122 00:38:53,251 --> 00:38:55,014 And... action! 1123 00:38:55,039 --> 00:38:56,558 In a moment that was... 1124 00:38:56,583 --> 00:38:58,663 well, straight out of a telenovela, frankly. 1125 00:38:58,689 --> 00:39:00,304 _ 1126 00:39:00,329 --> 00:39:02,364 _ 1127 00:39:02,389 --> 00:39:04,228 _ 1128 00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:06,976 _ 1129 00:39:07,001 --> 00:39:09,170 _ 1130 00:39:09,195 --> 00:39:11,064 _ 1131 00:39:11,089 --> 00:39:12,952 _ 1132 00:39:12,977 --> 00:39:14,373 _ 1133 00:39:14,415 --> 00:39:16,006 _ 1134 00:39:16,434 --> 00:39:19,047 This is Suzanna Barnett at the Miami PD, 1135 00:39:19,072 --> 00:39:20,347 please leave a message. 1136 00:39:20,372 --> 00:39:21,923 I need to talk to you. 1137 00:39:21,948 --> 00:39:23,142 Turns out Derek Ruvelle 1138 00:39:23,167 --> 00:39:24,805 is totally dirty and I've got proof. 1139 00:39:24,837 --> 00:39:27,758 I know the GPS on his boat corroborated his alibi, 1140 00:39:27,783 --> 00:39:29,683 but I don't think he was ever on that boat. 1141 00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:31,549 Call me back. Please. 1142 00:39:31,574 --> 00:39:33,016 Help me finish this case. 1143 00:39:33,041 --> 00:39:35,107 Next time, wait for my guests to finish their food 1144 00:39:35,132 --> 00:39:36,152 before you dive in. 1145 00:39:36,177 --> 00:39:38,678 - Yes, Ms. Petra. - Of course. 1146 00:39:42,699 --> 00:39:46,037 Leaping lizards! It's Anezka. 1147 00:39:46,062 --> 00:39:48,693 This is exactly what happened in Lagrimas de tu Corazon. 1148 00:39:48,718 --> 00:39:50,319 And it really didn't end well. 1149 00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:51,850 And then I forwarded the confession, 1150 00:39:51,875 --> 00:39:54,589 but Blake is just digging in. 1151 00:39:54,614 --> 00:39:58,086 I am officially out of a TA job next semester. 1152 00:39:58,112 --> 00:39:59,636 I'm sorry, honey. 1153 00:40:01,431 --> 00:40:02,740 I know. 1154 00:40:02,765 --> 00:40:04,855 Did you see Dad's Instagram feed? 1155 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,300 - _ - Yeah. 1156 00:40:06,326 --> 00:40:07,973 It's okay, hun. 1157 00:40:07,998 --> 00:40:08,998 Really. 1158 00:40:09,023 --> 00:40:10,772 He had to move on. 1159 00:40:10,796 --> 00:40:15,102 Can I just say how proud I am of you 1160 00:40:15,127 --> 00:40:16,765 for how you've handled this? 1161 00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:18,389 I mean, 1162 00:40:18,414 --> 00:40:20,241 the old you would've acted out. 1163 00:40:20,265 --> 00:40:21,684 I'm trying to change. 1164 00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:23,229 Let's talk later, hun. 1165 00:40:23,253 --> 00:40:25,748 Okay, bye. 1166 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,890 So... 1167 00:40:29,915 --> 00:40:31,413 Who's better? 1168 00:40:31,439 --> 00:40:33,127 Me or Rogelio? 1169 00:40:33,152 --> 00:40:34,796 Be honest. 1170 00:40:34,820 --> 00:40:37,821 Look, I made a huge mistake. 1171 00:40:37,846 --> 00:40:39,660 How huge was it exactly? 1172 00:40:39,685 --> 00:40:40,757 The most huge 1173 00:40:40,782 --> 00:40:42,589 or second hugest? 1174 00:40:42,614 --> 00:40:44,913 Sorry, I shouldn't joke. 1175 00:40:44,938 --> 00:40:46,349 This is serious stuff. 1176 00:40:46,374 --> 00:40:48,621 So Derek's blackmailing you? 1177 00:40:48,718 --> 00:40:51,542 I overheard Jane telling Michael at the lunch. 1178 00:40:51,567 --> 00:40:53,049 What were you thinking? 1179 00:40:53,074 --> 00:40:54,997 I wasn't. 1180 00:40:55,305 --> 00:40:57,357 I was drunk when I bought the stock. 1181 00:40:57,382 --> 00:40:58,630 No, not that. 1182 00:40:58,655 --> 00:41:00,549 Going to Jane for advice. 1183 00:41:00,819 --> 00:41:02,629 Go to Jane for help looking for... 1184 00:41:02,654 --> 00:41:04,050 a new book club selection, 1185 00:41:04,075 --> 00:41:05,961 or finding a deal on diapers. 1186 00:41:05,986 --> 00:41:07,679 When it comes to financial crimes, 1187 00:41:07,704 --> 00:41:08,704 and blackmail, 1188 00:41:08,729 --> 00:41:10,490 come to me. 1189 00:41:11,586 --> 00:41:13,354 Buy a few days with Derek, 1190 00:41:13,379 --> 00:41:15,225 while we come up with a plan. 1191 00:41:15,411 --> 00:41:16,974 We can outsmart him. 1192 00:41:16,999 --> 00:41:18,074 And, perhaps, 1193 00:41:18,099 --> 00:41:19,909 they could outsmart him. 1194 00:41:22,265 --> 00:41:26,709 Darling, enough already with those ridiculous scarves. 1195 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:28,282 Her, on the other hand, 1196 00:41:28,307 --> 00:41:30,177 slightly more difficult. 1197 00:41:30,203 --> 00:41:31,907 So, everything's moving forward. 1198 00:41:31,931 --> 00:41:34,697 We'll have the Fairwick by the end of the week. 1199 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:39,106 Happy Mother's Day. 1200 00:41:39,221 --> 00:41:43,801 Now that's a boat. 1201 00:41:44,672 --> 00:41:48,960 _