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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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What's the hurry, nerd?
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This year's moisture crop is in!
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I'd kick your ass
if I wasn't so confused!
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Damn it.
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I should have said, "Your mom's
moisture crop is in."
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Next time.
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Toshi, before we get into any of that,
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I'm gonna need to sample
this year's moisture crop.
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Mmm!
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Like mother's milk.
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My space blazer...
you got the stain out!
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Yes, sir.
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And this little guy spit up on it.
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Sometimes I just want to...
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Kidding! You're papa's
little everythings.
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Snotron, buddy, I'd love
to see that health grade
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go up from a "C" minus to an "A."
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Or...
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How about a free drink for the mayor?
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A Capri two suns?
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Mr. Mayor, we're back from
the dilithium crystal mine.
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What a haul!
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This will power the colony for months!
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God, what are you children doing?
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And why do you have that wheelbarrow
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full of dog turds?
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Dilithium straight from the source!
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I forgot bags, so I'm gonna let this go,
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but do not touch my dog's asshole.
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Aah!
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Stan, come see the new curtains
for over the kitchen sink!
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They're gorgeous!
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Great news!
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I found the perfect place
to put my new shark tank.
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I got it from a drug lord we busted.
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But that's where I want to hang these.
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Well, you can't.
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You don't put curtains on a shark tank,
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because there's never a time
you don't want to see them.
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But where am I gonna do the dishes?
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Use our new lawn sink.
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Ugh.
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Mom, Jeff and I are headed out
to pick up some Cho-nuts.
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They're the hot new dessert.
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Solid chocolate in
the shape of a doughnut.
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Oh! I've actually been dying
to try those.
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Oh, well... I'm not inviting you.
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It's just I was supposed to pick
up Steve at the park at 4:00.
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But now you have to...
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Because I'm doing chocolate stuff.
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I never get to do anything
I want around here.
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I know.
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And I'd love for you
to tell me all about it.
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- But you can't.
- What? Why not?
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- Floor spaghetti.
- Floor spaghetti?
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Floor spaghetti.
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Why don't you put something
on the jukebox?
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(beeping)
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♪ Doo doo doo, doo doo doo ♪
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♪ Feel like makin' love ♪
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Steve, we've got to go.
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Dad needs me to pick up aquarium rocks
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that match his shark's eyes.
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- But I'm LARPing.
- What's LARPing?
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What's a LARP?
She doesn't... I can't even...
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What did you do in high school?
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Sorry, Steve, I guess I was too busy
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scoring mad pole.
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Ugh.
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LARPing is live action role-playing.
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We create characters and then act out
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their actions in a fictional setting.
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In our case, we're space colonists.
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So you pretend to have space battles?
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Battles?
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W-we don't have the stomach
for the horrors of war.
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You see, we're all fans of "Star Wars,"
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specifically the first act
where Luke was a space farmer.
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The minute he left his home
world to explore his destiny,
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I completely checked out.
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Um, hello! Know your audience!
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More farming, please.
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I don't get it.
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I just see a bunch of boxes
in a dog park.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You're breaking the number one
rule of LARPing.
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Never break the reality
by questioning the LARP.
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Oh, I get it!
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"LARP" stands for something.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho! This dude is awesome!
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I'm surprised you're so cool
with all this fish death.
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Oh, yeah.
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Finally someone I can
relate to around here...
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another true alpha.
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Why are you always handing me this?
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I don't want this.
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- What's the shark up to?
- Eating money.
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Between feeding him and other expenses,
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he costs more per week than I make,
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and I don't like to brag,
but I'm doing... medium.
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Stan, you shouldn't pay
for this yourself.
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Yeah, well, who else would?
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All the people who come to visit
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our new SeaWorld!
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Are you suggesting we franchise
a SeaWorld out of our home?
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Well, we'll obviously need
to change the name
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so we don't have to pay
SeaWorld, but, yes.
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You already have the main attraction.
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Plus, you have a talking fish!
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I've been working on
my stand-up routine.
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And I could be the trainer.
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I have a good rapport with
animals, especially marine life.
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It's true! She taught me
how to use TurboTax.
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We're basically there, Stan.
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Let's do it.
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It's the only way to save my shark.
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Yay! Okay, first things first.
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We're not a real business
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until we have a 3-D printer, obviously.
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We should advertise over
urinals in bars.
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According to all the empty
ad space over urinals,
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that's the number one place
to advertise.
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Now, I know a lot of you are worried
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about the rising threat
of a mutant versus cyborg
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galactic holy war, but for now,
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let's enjoy our new shake shack!
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Everyone calm down.
We have to keep the peace.
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I'll return this to...
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the others.
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Snot, where's Steve?
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He's off on diplomatic business.
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If you're looking to kill time,
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you could have a drink at my cantina.
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Guy Fieri came in once.
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He emptied all our
salt shakers into his mouth
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and called us a "local hot spot."
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This field is for
J.V. football only, geek!
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Oh, I-I would never dream of
intruding on your territory.
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I-I've simply come to return
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your spherical projectile.
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Oh, my...
Who... who am I kidding?
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You serve real booze?
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Yep. It's everything left over
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from my dad's wake that
my uncle didn't steal.
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Dark. Can I have a drink?
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You can have anything you want.
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Anything I want.
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It's been a long time
since I've heard that.
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That's the beauty of LARPing.
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Take Barry.
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At home, his mom won't let him
use the iron.
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Yet here, he runs a successful
imaginary dry cleaners.
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This is a place of dreams,
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where no one tells you how
to live your life but you.
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Wow! That sounds really nice.
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At home, I'm such
a second-class citizen.
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I mean, it's not like I'm asking
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to be treated like
a princess or anything.
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I present our new princess...
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Fran-cinatra!
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Thank you! You're too kind.
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I don't want that thing. Thank you.
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- Mom?
- Hey, Stever-O!
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Can you believe it?
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The princess bumped me up
to a "B" minus!
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Now I can cater cyber-mitzvahs.
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But the city bylaws say nothing
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about a princess having
jurisdictional authority
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over the health board.
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A princess has authority
over everything!
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Just think like we don't really need a
princess.
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since the mayor was going
such a good job.
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Remember, everybody, how happy
we were with just the mayor?
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You know what the princess
has been dying to try?
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That new Cho-nut place.
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Who wants to accompany their princess
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to the planet Choculus?!
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Yeah, we never go off-world,
right, guys?
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Now I'm LARPing as IKEA furniture!
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Our first stop is
the international tank.
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These are Swedish fish.
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Their usual habitat
is a bag at 7-Eleven.
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Next, we have the rarest
fish known to man...
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the talking fish.
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So what's with kids these days?
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Such little bitches.
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Playing games on their phone
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where the goal is crushing candy?
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You know what I played when I was a kid?
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Steal Grandpa's Playboys.
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And the goal was to jerk off!
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Ha ha. Uh...
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Uh, hey, kids, how would you
like to swim with the dolphins?
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Real members of the 1984 Miami Dolphins.
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Kowalski, go!
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Amazing creatures.
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They're actually
the second-smartest mammals
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on the planet...
due to their head injuries.
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Now, for the big finale...
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Shark!
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That's it?!
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My uncle's a drug dealer.
He has two just like this.
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This is bad.
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Don't worry, Stan, I know his uncle.
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Small-time shit, no threat
to my crew at all.
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What? No, we're hemorrhaging money.
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Maybe I should just
get rid of the shark.
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Or... or you double down.
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Do I have your permission
to buy a whale?
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Always.
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I hope the laundry monster's hungry.
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Wait, to do now?
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Yep, morale's been really
low around OceanLand,
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so we had ourselves
an old-fashioned chum fight.
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It did the trick.
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But I've been looking forward
to LARPing at the park.
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Not happening, Francine.
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See, you live in a fantasy world,
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while I live in the real world
where I run a marine park
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out of my home to raise money
to save my shark.
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Steve! Can you give me a hand
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so I won't have to miss LARPing today?
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Ooh. I was gonna get there
a little early.
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Come on, Steve.
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Your princess needs you here.
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Yeah, the thing is,
here you're not the princess.
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You're just a...
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bloody... underwear cleaner.
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I don't know.
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I need you to stop whatever you're doing
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and have these done by 5:00.
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Uh...
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This is real laundry.
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Take my spaceship.
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Princess, wasn't expecting
you to grace us so soon.
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May I query as to what
those boxes are for?
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Queer away, Steve.
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They're for expanding
the colony to other fields
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not covered in steaming
piles of crystals.
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- Ooh!
- Space mansions!
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Are you crazy?!
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If we expand, we'll intrude on
the J.V. football field.
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You're asking for war.
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Stop questioning your princess
and step aside.
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No! I've stood silent too long!
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I should have spoken up last week
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when you called
the sand worm worshippers,
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of which I am one, a "fringe cult."
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But this endangers
everything we've built.
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You can't to this!
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No one says "can't" to the princess.
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For your insolence, I hereby banish you
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to the jungles of Gymnasia.
259
00:11:56,718 --> 00:11:58,985
Not the prison planet!
260
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:02,521
No!
261
00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:04,256
Ducks are Green!
262
00:12:04,292 --> 00:12:06,371
Ty-Ty, go long!
263
00:12:07,628 --> 00:12:08,994
Oof!
264
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,396
What the hell is this?!
265
00:12:10,431 --> 00:12:12,331
It's bad enough no one
comes to our games,
266
00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:14,433
and we don't get to practice
on the varsity field.
267
00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:16,635
We don't need your nerd crap in our way!
268
00:12:16,671 --> 00:12:19,037
Our colony is under new management,
269
00:12:19,073 --> 00:12:21,272
and like Charlotte, North Carolina,
270
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,940
we are both fast-growing
271
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,011
and completely devoid of culture.
272
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,579
Did Charlotte, North Carolina,
just get dadded?
273
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:31,416
No, Barry, "American Dad"
loves everyone now.
274
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,836
That's right, America.
275
00:12:32,872 --> 00:12:36,220
We want you to know you are loved!
276
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:39,456
Except for you, Bend, Oregon...
filthy gutter trash.
277
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,159
I know money's a concern,
278
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,164
but I discovered that
when you open your search
279
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:48,265
to whales with checkered pasts,
the price goes way down.
280
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,635
So, is he dangerous?
281
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,669
No, just a few misunderstandings.
282
00:12:53,705 --> 00:12:56,205
But if it's against the rules
to kill a few people
283
00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:57,540
at a Canadian marine park,
284
00:12:57,575 --> 00:12:59,137
then you're gonna have to fire me, too.
285
00:12:59,172 --> 00:13:01,960
No, you can't take them!
This is their home!
286
00:13:06,217 --> 00:13:08,117
They're gonna be so happy.
287
00:13:08,152 --> 00:13:09,818
You did such a great job with them.
288
00:13:09,854 --> 00:13:12,019
We're gonna let you train the new orca.
289
00:13:13,657 --> 00:13:16,324
I-I mean, I didn't do
that great of a job.
290
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,927
You're gonna love Killatun.
He's a sweetheart.
291
00:13:19,963 --> 00:13:22,330
Stan, he came with a Rolex!
292
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:25,166
We're already making money
off this baby!
293
00:13:25,201 --> 00:13:27,068
I was thinking, when we get back,
294
00:13:27,103 --> 00:13:30,738
I'd like to execute one citizen,
you know, as a show of power.
295
00:13:30,773 --> 00:13:33,340
Smart. I'll make a list
of potential candidates
296
00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:35,709
just after the colony finishes burning.
297
00:13:35,745 --> 00:13:37,010
The colony!
298
00:13:50,057 --> 00:13:51,691
No!
299
00:13:51,726 --> 00:13:55,328
Is there anything crueler
than when a father
300
00:13:55,363 --> 00:13:58,765
must rebuild his dry cleaning business?!
301
00:13:59,801 --> 00:14:03,702
People of the outlands,
we demand space justice.
302
00:14:03,737 --> 00:14:06,070
Whoa! We're in the middle of practice.
303
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,706
Maybe you should practice
304
00:14:07,741 --> 00:14:10,475
rebuilding the colony you destroyed.
305
00:14:10,511 --> 00:14:14,012
Look, lady, you can't put
your garbage on our field.
306
00:14:14,047 --> 00:14:16,315
And you can't order me around.
307
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:17,816
I'm royalty.
308
00:14:17,851 --> 00:14:20,451
No, you're a sad housewife
who spends her days
309
00:14:20,486 --> 00:14:23,416
playing dress-up,
bossing around a bunch of geeks.
310
00:14:23,452 --> 00:14:24,579
You're...
311
00:14:25,825 --> 00:14:27,273
You're right.
312
00:14:29,962 --> 00:14:32,162
Now we have nowhere to LARP!
313
00:14:32,198 --> 00:14:34,332
Well, at least we got
to LARP long enough
314
00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:37,099
for Cat Girl and Glove Nose
to permanently confuse
315
00:14:37,135 --> 00:14:38,961
what I consider sexual.
316
00:14:44,568 --> 00:14:46,068
I know I messed up.
317
00:14:46,104 --> 00:14:47,603
A cake gets messed up.
318
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:49,538
A Quiznos bathroom gets messed up.
319
00:14:49,573 --> 00:14:51,207
You destroyed a galaxy, mother!
320
00:14:51,242 --> 00:14:53,875
I know you don't care,
but I needed that place.
321
00:14:53,911 --> 00:14:55,777
Steve, stop lecturing your mother.
322
00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:57,279
It's Daddy's turn!
323
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,514
Francine, how committed
are you to OceanLand?
324
00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:01,016
- Well...
- Because it seems
325
00:15:01,051 --> 00:15:03,919
you're two laundry loads
short of full commitment.
326
00:15:03,954 --> 00:15:06,721
You put your clothes in
the chum buckets...
327
00:15:06,756 --> 00:15:08,023
With the chum?
328
00:15:08,058 --> 00:15:10,390
Yeah, but you don't have
to wash the chum.
329
00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:13,464
I mean, unless...
330
00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:15,921
We'll get back to you on the chum.
331
00:15:17,904 --> 00:15:20,002
I used to be a princess.
332
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:21,832
Jeez.
333
00:15:23,472 --> 00:15:25,239
Hey, after a quick pow-wow, we realized
334
00:15:25,274 --> 00:15:27,640
how ridiculous we were being
about the chum.
335
00:15:27,675 --> 00:15:29,392
Of course we want it cleaned.
336
00:15:33,148 --> 00:15:35,274
Hey, Mom, I'm sorry.
337
00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:36,164
For what?
338
00:15:36,294 --> 00:15:38,084
I'm the one who messed up your game.
339
00:15:38,119 --> 00:15:39,118
Destroyed our galaxy.
340
00:15:39,154 --> 00:15:41,387
But it only happened because you found
341
00:15:41,422 --> 00:15:44,656
the true meaning of LARPing,
escaping from your life.
342
00:15:44,691 --> 00:15:48,060
Well, I guess there's
no escape for me anymore.
343
00:15:48,095 --> 00:15:49,427
You're right.
344
00:15:49,463 --> 00:15:53,165
It would be hard to escape
from this dungeon we're in.
345
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,968
Because an ogre locked us down here
346
00:15:56,003 --> 00:15:58,136
to wash his clothes day and night!
347
00:15:58,172 --> 00:15:58,916
Yes!
348
00:15:59,373 --> 00:16:01,572
And when the work is done,
349
00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:04,408
that vile ogre drags me to his bed
350
00:16:04,443 --> 00:16:06,810
and fumbles with my bra strap
351
00:16:06,846 --> 00:16:10,481
until he gets frustrated
and asks me to do it.
352
00:16:10,516 --> 00:16:12,449
And then the real work starts.
353
00:16:12,485 --> 00:16:14,528
And now my character is totally deaf.
354
00:16:14,563 --> 00:16:17,355
A deaf slave, whistling his
tuneless laundry song.
355
00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:21,224
No, Steve, you're not a slave.
356
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:25,728
You're a twice-elected
moisture farm colony mayor,
357
00:16:25,764 --> 00:16:28,531
and you know what a colony mayor needs?
358
00:16:28,566 --> 00:16:30,267
His colony.
359
00:16:30,302 --> 00:16:31,534
You're right!
360
00:16:31,569 --> 00:16:33,770
It's time for me to be a man and reclaim
361
00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:36,571
my make-believe village
with the help of my mother.
362
00:16:36,607 --> 00:16:39,275
Okay, Killatun, let's...
363
00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,176
let's roll over.
364
00:16:51,222 --> 00:16:54,088
Oh, my God, Stan, we have to act fast!
365
00:16:54,124 --> 00:16:55,723
No!
366
00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:04,232
Wow.
367
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,767
He's a sweetheart, folks.
368
00:17:06,803 --> 00:17:08,936
Wave to the crowd, Killatun.
369
00:17:23,518 --> 00:17:24,918
I don't get it! What happened?
370
00:17:24,954 --> 00:17:26,485
I may have an idea.
371
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,255
In order to afford the whale...
who was great, right?
372
00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:31,824
Total pro, good value,
nice find, Roger, yay...
373
00:17:31,859 --> 00:17:33,559
We had to cut a few corners.
374
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,195
One of those corners was real bleachers,
375
00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:38,730
so I just made bleachers
with the 3-D printer.
376
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,433
I guess they just can't get wet.
377
00:17:40,468 --> 00:17:41,968
Roger, I'm ruined!
378
00:17:42,003 --> 00:17:44,869
Stan, baby, you're not looking
at the big picture.
379
00:17:44,904 --> 00:17:46,404
I came into this with nothing,
380
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,640
and now I'm leaving with
a 3-D printer and a Rolex.
381
00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:51,396
A Rolex, Stan.
382
00:17:51,811 --> 00:17:53,084
A "Rodex"?
383
00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:55,378
This has been a disaster!
384
00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:57,849
- Hut, hut!
- Wait!
385
00:17:57,884 --> 00:17:59,784
Well, well, well.
386
00:17:59,819 --> 00:18:02,286
Someone wants to get Korean barbecue
387
00:18:02,321 --> 00:18:03,454
with old Coach Milonis.
388
00:18:03,489 --> 00:18:07,057
I'm here to ask you to give
these kids the field back.
389
00:18:07,093 --> 00:18:10,027
What, so they can run around
in weird outfits
390
00:18:10,062 --> 00:18:11,561
playing make-believe?
391
00:18:11,597 --> 00:18:13,330
Yeah. Look,
392
00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:16,533
some kids dream they're space colonists,
393
00:18:16,568 --> 00:18:17,766
and others, well,
394
00:18:17,802 --> 00:18:20,903
they dream about being
on varsity football.
395
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,739
We all want to be something we're not.
396
00:18:23,774 --> 00:18:26,942
So a housewife gets to be a princess
397
00:18:26,978 --> 00:18:30,579
and a J.V. coach gets
to pretend anybody cares.
398
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,116
It's true.
399
00:18:33,151 --> 00:18:36,151
During games, I wear a big
headset like in the pros,
400
00:18:36,186 --> 00:18:38,387
but I'm just listening to Phil Collins.
401
00:18:38,422 --> 00:18:39,854
That's okay!
402
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:42,836
We just need to realize
we're in this together.
403
00:18:43,327 --> 00:18:44,429
And maybe...
404
00:18:44,895 --> 00:18:47,095
We can even help each other.
405
00:18:47,131 --> 00:18:49,931
Okay, guys, I know it's our
first time playing
406
00:18:49,966 --> 00:18:52,533
in front of a crowd,
but don't be nervous.
407
00:18:52,568 --> 00:18:54,235
It's just like any other game...
408
00:18:54,270 --> 00:18:56,603
except the entire galaxy is watching.
409
00:18:56,639 --> 00:18:57,404
Break.
410
00:18:58,307 --> 00:19:00,468
Hut, hut, hike!
411
00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:16,056
Princess, you've shown
the wisdom of a logic droid
412
00:19:16,091 --> 00:19:17,637
and the bravery of a... a...
413
00:19:18,869 --> 00:19:21,561
Oh, I don't know, let's say...
let's say moon lion.
414
00:19:21,596 --> 00:19:23,863
And for that, we make you queen.
415
00:19:23,898 --> 00:19:26,631
With this crown, I pronounce you...
416
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,268
Wait! Are those dilithium crystals?
417
00:19:29,303 --> 00:19:32,737
Nothing but the finest for our queen.
418
00:19:32,773 --> 00:19:35,140
I just... I just don't get it.
419
00:19:35,176 --> 00:19:37,509
There are pine cones everywhere.
420
00:19:37,545 --> 00:19:39,511
You mean barnathium crystals?
421
00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:40,349
Those are worthless.
422
00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:44,048
Well, now I must return to my home world
423
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:45,910
to restore order.
424
00:19:47,237 --> 00:19:49,614
I'll pick you up at 4:30, Mr. Mayor.
425
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:58,329
My shark just swam out the front door.
426
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,362
Did you set it free?
427
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,997
Shut up and hang these curtains.
428
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:02,966
Whoa! What's got into you?
429
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,934
I'm queen of this castle.
430
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,238
Now get to hanging.
431
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,579
I guess none of the husbands
in this neighborhood
432
00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:18,414
are getting a break today.
433
00:20:26,157 --> 00:20:28,157
You're free now! Go!
434
00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:35,630
No, Kowalski, y-you have to go.
435
00:20:37,934 --> 00:20:41,002
Get on! Just... just leave me alone!
436
00:20:44,307 --> 00:20:47,575
Get out of here, you stupid fish!
437
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,913
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