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Thank you.
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Pretty bold choice,
not tipping that barista.
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Okay, I'm sorry, I tip for good service.
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And in what world does it take 20 minutes
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to make a simple cup of coffee?
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Holy moly, that is good.
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I told you he was an artist.
Look what he wrote in the foam.
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"Thank you for your patience."
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Well, I'm a horrible human being.
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No, you're not, honey.
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You're just cheap.
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I'm not cheap.
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You know what? Watch this.
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Hello, there.
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A little something...
You know what?
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That's actually a 20.
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She thought it was a single.
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No, I thought it was a five,
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which is still very generous, but...
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Okay. Well, that's a 20 for you.
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And you owe me 15 bucks.
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Ms. Flynn?
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- Yeah, do I know you?
- Oh, my God.
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Yeah, you were my favorite teacher.
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Oh, that is so sweet.
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- You don't know who I am.
- Not a clue.
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It's okay.
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Last time you saw me I was 10 years old,
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I had no front teeth,
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and I had a pirate patch
to cover my lazy eye.
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Frannie Duvall.
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Yes. Present.
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Oh, of course I remember you.
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I don't remember that.
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Sweetie, I wouldn't cover
that up with a sign.
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You'd make a lot more money.
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When did you...
Or, you know, how did you...
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No. I mean, not how...
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I know, I know how...
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Um, hey, we were just talking
about grabbin' a bite to eat.
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Would you like to come with us?
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- We just ate.
- (WHISPERS) We're gonna eat again.
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What do you say? You in?
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Yeah, that would be
great, actually. (CHUCKLES)
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- Okay.
- Well, maybe
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we could get a cocktail, too.
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Victoria, she's like 17.
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Molly, they're not gonna card
a pregnant girl.
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Come on, sweetie.
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Let's grab all of your filthy stuff.
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(THEME SONG)
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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I don't know if you hung out
with those hobos
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under that bridge on Cicero,
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but last Christmas, I was the guy
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who left the bag
of Whopper Juniors under there.
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So, you know...
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You're welcome.
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Vince, she's our guest. Don't talk to her.
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Here you go.
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Okay. Turkey sandwich.
I almost made you a PB&J,
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but then I remembered
you had a nut allergy.
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- You have a good memory.
- Well, you were my first EpiPen.
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And my second.
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And I'm so sorry
about those walnut brownies.
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But in my defense,
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you shouldn't have called it
a peanut allergy
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if it included the entire nut family.
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So, when's your baby due, Frannie?
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Uh, they said at the clinic
something like,
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six weeks from now.
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Wow. That's coming up in about...
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Six weeks.
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JOYCE: Poor kid.
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It's gotta be rough out there
on those streets.
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What do you use for protection?
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Mom, she obviously didn't use protection.
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I'm sorry for her ignorance.
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I'm just saying,
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I don't leave the house without
a steak knife in my purse.
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You try to rob me,
or talk in a movie theater,
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you're gonna see the blade.
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(LAUGHS)
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I just hope your throat
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doesn't close up around all these nuts.
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(CHUCKLES) Uh...
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So, how does a kid like
you survive out there?
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I do what I gotta do.
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Some days, I make enough money
off of what people give me.
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And sometimes I gotta get
a little more creative.
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Like, Mary Magdalene creative?
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Ew. Mom.
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And by "ew," I mean no one's judging you.
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Yeah. No, I meant more like
"stealing" creative.
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Okay, thank God. 'Cause I was
judging you a little bit.
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I'm not proud of it.
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But I've shoplifted, and stuff like that.
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You'd be surprised
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how often people leave
their cars unlocked.
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(CAR ALARM BEEPS)
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- Hey, how's it going?
- MOLLY: Hey, honey.
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This is Frannie, a former student of mine.
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- She's homeless.
- And pregnant.
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And she's telling us how she robs cars.
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(CAR ALARM BEEPS)
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All right, I got Frannie
all set up on the couch.
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Are you sure we can trust her
down there alone?
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She's not gonna steal anything.
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And if she does,
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you've been looking for a reason
to buy a new TV.
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Well, if that's the case,
we can throw in the microwave.
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I'll drive her to the pawn shop myself.
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She's a sweet kid in a tough spot,
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and I couldn't just walk away.
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I mean, I'm her favorite teacher.
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Her words, not mine.
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Everybody loves fourth grade.
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They don't teach you the hard stuff yet.
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Really? State capitals, times tables?
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- That is core knowledge, baby.
- (CHUCKLES)
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What about her parents?
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I mean, do they even know where she's at?
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Frannie said they kicked her
out of the house.
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I mean, they basically just wrote her off.
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Okay, but do we know
that actually happened?
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I mean, you're taking the word
of an admitted criminal.
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A criminal? Really?
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She shoplifted a few times.
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You're always eating grapes
at the grocery store.
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I sample. That's different.
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Really?
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Do you ever pay for those afterwards?
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Not if they don't meet my standards.
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Besides, it doesn't matter
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what happened between her and her parents.
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I mean, put yourself in their shoes.
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If your daughter
was living on the street, alone,
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wouldn't you want somebody
to bring her home to you?
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- Yes.
- Because?
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(SIGHS) Because I'd be worried
sick about her.
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Exactly.
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Wait a minute. Did I just win an argument?
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I think you did.
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Aw, good for you.
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- Um, okay, South Dakota?
- Pierre.
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- Ooh. Seven times eight?
- Fifty-six.
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God, I was good.
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(CHUCKLES) You really were.
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I still remember when those kids
were making fun
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of my lazy-eye patch.
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You stuck up for me.
You wore one for a whole week.
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That was really just a happy accident.
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I had pinkeye.
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Fourth graders are filthy.
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Either way, it kept them off my
back till Larry Bean got lice.
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Ugh. I wasn't gonna shave
my head for that kid.
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You were great, though.
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Always doing extra credit,
staying after school to help me.
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'Cause I didn't want to go home.
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Look, and I still don't. I'm telling you,
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this is a waste of time.
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Okay, I know you think it is,
but if you were my daughter,
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I would wanna know that
you and that baby were safe.
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Yeah, well, if you were my mother,
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I probably would've told you
I was pregnant.
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- They don't know?
- Okay, they're super religious.
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No, they're the kind of people that think
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that dancing will lead to pregnancy.
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- Well...
- Okay, one time they were right.
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People can change. I did.
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You know, when I was a kid,
I got into all kinds of trouble.
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Double-pierced my ears without permission.
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TP'd a house.
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Went back to clean it up, got caught,
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cried my way out of it, but...
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Pretty badass.
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My point is that everybody
deserves a second chance.
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Even your parents.
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(EXHALES)
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You ready?
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No.
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(SIGHS) All right, you sit tight here.
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I'll go in first, I'll talk to them,
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and work a little bit
of my Ms. Flynn magic.
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I have a feeling
they are not quite the monsters
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that you think they are.
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(EXHALES)
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So, those people are monsters.
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Yeah, I told you.
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They're so much worse than you even said.
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I mean, I tried explaining
your situation to your mother,
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and she just shouted, "I rebuke thee!"
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And I mean that, it was...
I'm not even doing it justice.
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It came from a real deep place,
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and then your dad started
splashing me with his Fresca
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like it was holy water.
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Home sweet home.
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Okay, living there is not an option.
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So, you're gonna come home with me,
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and you can stay there
until we figure this out.
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God, no, no. You don't have to do that.
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I certainly am not gonna
put you out on the street
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to raise a baby.
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Oh, I'm not keeping the baby.
I'm giving it up.
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Oh.
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Look at me. I can't raise a kid.
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I want it to have a safe home,
and a chance at a good life.
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I can't give it all that.
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- Look, you probably think...
- I'll take it.
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- I'll take that baby.
- (CHUCKLES)
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- (GASPS)
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I thought Molly was taking you
back to your folks'.
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Uh, yeah, it didn't work out.
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So, where is everybody?
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Uh, Ms. Flynn is upstairs,
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redhead lady and bald guy are at a casino,
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and stoned chick went into the backyard
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with a lighter and an apple.
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You're a cop, you could
probably put that together.
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- Making yourself at home?
- Yeah, I am.
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Well, just so you know
how things work around here.
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Everybody has their own box of cereal,
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and you are eating mine.
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This was the only one that doesn't say
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"for healthy stools" on the front.
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I know. That's why I wrote
my name on the box.
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See, Trix are for Mike.
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Let's cut to the chase
about you staying here, okay?
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Molly is a nice person.
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Probably too nice.
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Me? I'm not so nice.
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Dude, it's just cereal.
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Hey, "dude," it's not about that.
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See, I'm a cop, so I've seen it all.
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Okay? So, it's a little hard
for me to buy this
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whole "poor little
pregnant girl" routine.
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There's nothing to buy.
That's literally what I am.
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Just so you know, I got my eye on you.
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If you're trying to scare me,
you might wanna
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wipe that dribble
of pink milk off your chin.
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Nobody likes a smartass.
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- Did I get it?
- Yep.
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You know...
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The city has a lot of great programs
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for kids in your situation.
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I could set you up at a really nice place
that would take care of you and your baby.
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I'm good.
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I already found a family
that's gonna take the baby.
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Really? That's great.
When did this happen?
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Today, actually.
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They seem pretty cool.
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Ah, well, the wife.
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The husband is kind of a dork.
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Hey, that's the man
who's gonna adopt your child.
256
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,016
Show a little respect.
257
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,487
You're right. I should.
258
00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:39,588
Another dribble.
259
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,630
You know what? I think
something's up with this spoon.
260
00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:55,037
Hey, hon.
261
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,409
I'm so glad you're home.
I've got big news for you.
262
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,517
Oh, I know. Frannie already told me.
263
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:00,845
Oh, she did?
264
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,749
Dang it, I wanted to see
the look on your face
265
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,412
when you first found out.
266
00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:07,753
It was a lot like this, except
there was some milk dribble.
267
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,263
You seem really calm about this.
268
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,159
What's the big deal?
I mean, I think it's great,
269
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:16,790
but I don't see
how it's gonna change our lives.
270
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,201
Okay, um...
271
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:21,939
What exactly did she tell you?
272
00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:25,077
Uh, she said she found some couple
who's gonna take the baby.
273
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,546
- No.
- Yes.
274
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,046
- No, no.
- Yes.
275
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,378
- No, no, no. Molly.
- Yes, yes, yes.
276
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,012
Why would you do this
without talking to me?
277
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,656
Well, I know it seems crazy,
but it all happened so fast,
278
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:39,882
and I wanted to snatch it up
279
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,526
before somebody else got to it first.
280
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,719
It's not a doorbuster at Walmart.
281
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,420
It's a baby.
282
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:47,621
I know that.
283
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,734
But, honey, do you know how
long we've been wanting this?
284
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,302
And then suddenly Frannie
just shows up on our doorstep.
285
00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:54,029
Mike, this is fate.
286
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:57,175
No, it's a combination
of bad parenting, poor choices,
287
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:58,810
and you not having change for a 20.
288
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,969
- Yes, boom... Fate.
- Oh.
289
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,246
Look, you're not thinking this through.
290
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,713
I'm telling you, this is a bad idea.
291
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,176
Okay.
292
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,344
Uh, what happened to my
baby-crazy husband?
293
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,183
I mean, you were telling me
favorite boy names
294
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:12,346
by our third date.
295
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:15,426
And I wanna have a little
Jordan Pippen Biggs,
296
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,125
but I want it to be our baby.
297
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,286
Together.
298
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,695
Well, what difference does it
make where it comes from?
299
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:23,532
Do we know anything about the father?
300
00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:24,964
Do either one of them have a drug history?
301
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,298
And what about her? She's
an admitted petty criminal.
302
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,306
Oh, Mike, come on.
We all have a dark past.
303
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,137
I have TP'd houses.
304
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,538
Yeah, and you made the biggest
decision of our lives
305
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:36,703
without me.
306
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,476
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to the store.
307
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,949
'Cause if things weren't bad enough,
308
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,877
we're out of my cereal.
309
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:50,887
I don't get you, man.
310
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,190
For the last three years all I hear is,
"I want a kid, I want a kid."
311
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:54,525
Now you can have a kid,
you don't want the kid.
312
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,291
Are you kidding me?
313
00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,598
I just want to make the right decision.
314
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,069
What do we know about this baby?
315
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,266
It sleeps, it poops,
and it cries when it's hungry.
316
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,376
You two should get on famously.
317
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,943
Yeah, but it's not ours. Me and Molly's.
318
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:15,211
I always imagined that when we had a baby,
319
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:16,547
it would look like me, okay?
320
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,690
All babies look like you.
321
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:22,817
Look, adoption is a wonderful thing,
322
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,486
- it's just not for me.
- Why not?
323
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,063
I mean, if you're worried
that the kid won't love you,
324
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,222
you're wrong.
325
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,924
I was raised by my grandma
and I loved her even more
326
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,399
because she chose to do it.
327
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,900
It's not about the kid
loving me. What if...
328
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:38,901
What if I can't love it back
329
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:42,275
because deep down I know
that it's not mine?
330
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,579
That's what you're worried about?
331
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,944
Well, I'm just being honest.
332
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,847
I mean, that's not fair to the kid.
333
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,511
Children need to be
taken care of and loved.
334
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:51,951
Come on, man.
335
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:53,989
You're the most loving person
I've ever met.
336
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:57,219
We've never passed a baby that
you didn't play peek-a-boo with.
337
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,491
And the kid always got tired
of it before you did.
338
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:02,656
(LAUGHS)
339
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,271
Mike, I would love
to have you as a father.
340
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:08,963
In some ways, you were.
341
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:10,608
You taught me to drive,
342
00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,937
took me voting after I got my citizenship,
343
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,103
and vastly underpaid me
to do your yard work.
344
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,584
Good. You're home.
Listen, about the baby...
345
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,385
Okay, okay. Before you say anything,
346
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,151
I know I made this decision without you,
347
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,955
but it doesn't mean
that it's not the right one.
348
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,119
I agree. You're right.
349
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,925
But what if I'm right?
350
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:36,934
Okay, I know you don't like change,
351
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,468
and sometimes I make you change,
and you like it.
352
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:40,764
Remember how you put up a fight
353
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,840
about putting mushrooms on a burger?
354
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:46,066
Here.
355
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,974
- What is this?
- Open it.
356
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,174
A necklace that says "wow."
357
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,148
Flip it over.
358
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:01,648
"Mom."
359
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,956
You're always right.
360
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,258
I would love nothing more than
to give that baby a home.
361
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:10,802
I love you so much.
362
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,708
Hey. Where is Frannie?
363
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:22,176
- I got her a little gift, too.
- (LAUGHS)
364
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,849
She's downstairs. I'll go get her.
365
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,006
Okay.
366
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,854
"Trix are for Frannie."
367
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:34,858
"And Mike."
368
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,190
She did eat some of mine.
369
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,161
MOLLY: Mike!
370
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,691
She's gone. Frannie's not down there.
371
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,031
"Ms. Flynn, thank you for everything.
372
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,695
"Sorry for causing so much trouble
373
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:49,500
"between you and Mr. Flynn."
374
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,105
I didn't take your name.
375
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:54,074
That's not the important thing right now.
376
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,474
Okay, okay. Let's get our coats. Come on.
377
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:56,671
We'll find her.
378
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,380
Mike, there's no way that
she's gonna go back
379
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,044
to the same place I found her.
380
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,554
There she is.
381
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,985
How have you not made detective yet?
382
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:12,561
Frannie, honey, what are you
doing back out here?
383
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:13,959
Really, I'm good, Ms. Flynn.
384
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,658
Okay. Come on, kiddo.
You are coming home with us.
385
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:19,326
Why? So that you guys can argue some more?
386
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,632
I heard you fighting.
387
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,206
Look, you're both so nice.
388
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,434
I don't want to cause any more
trouble than I already have.
389
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,272
What trouble? I mean, the fight's over.
390
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,880
- Mike didn't mean what he said.
- Yeah, I'm a knucklehead.
391
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,108
He's a knucklehead.
392
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,115
It just takes him a minute to come around.
393
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,913
Yeah, but once I do, I'm on board.
394
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,318
And I'm fully on board for this, Frannie.
395
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:41,459
- For everything.
- Yeah, we both are.
396
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,792
Are you sure?
397
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,362
'Cause being a parent
is a big responsibility.
398
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,762
Can't be out late like this,
roaming the streets.
399
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,392
Dude, we know.
400
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:55,063
All right, then.
401
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,901
- Let's go home.
- All right, okay.
402
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,639
VINCE: (SINGING) I'm gonna be a grandpa
403
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,149
A grandpa
A grandpa
404
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:10,152
Or a Pee-Paw
Or a Pop-pop
405
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:14,986
I'm gonna be an Auntie
Or an Auntie, or a Mimi
406
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,666
I'm gonna be Joyce.
407
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,771
And if anybody says the "G" word,
408
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,639
I'm pulling out my blade.
409
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,000
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