1 00:00:01,148 --> 00:00:03,850 Back in the '80s, I was obsessed with Space Camp. 2 00:00:03,875 --> 00:00:05,943 Yep, NASA had an actual summer program 3 00:00:05,977 --> 00:00:08,579 where you got to live like an astronaut. 4 00:00:08,613 --> 00:00:10,814 Hollywood even made a "Space Camp" movie 5 00:00:10,849 --> 00:00:12,716 starring a young Joaquin Phoenix 6 00:00:12,750 --> 00:00:13,812 and a goofy robot 7 00:00:13,859 --> 00:00:16,060 which captured the heart of the entire nation. 8 00:00:16,094 --> 00:00:17,395 Shhhh! 9 00:00:17,429 --> 00:00:18,963 No one is talking, dude. 10 00:00:18,997 --> 00:00:20,500 Well, it captured my heart. 11 00:00:20,531 --> 00:00:23,633 Wow! Wasn't that the most amazing movie you've ever seen? 12 00:00:23,668 --> 00:00:25,022 Eh, a bunch of kids 13 00:00:25,047 --> 00:00:27,816 getting accidentally launched into space? 14 00:00:27,850 --> 00:00:29,593 That's asking a lot of the audience. 15 00:00:29,618 --> 00:00:30,584 It wasn't an accident. 16 00:00:30,618 --> 00:00:32,936 A small boy befriends a robot 17 00:00:32,961 --> 00:00:35,367 who gets a NASA computer to launch them into orbit. 18 00:00:35,392 --> 00:00:36,773 It's based on a true story. 19 00:00:36,797 --> 00:00:38,097 Yeah, you said the same thing 20 00:00:38,131 --> 00:00:39,966 about "Mannequin" and "Weekend at Bernie's." 21 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,101 Fine! I believe in the magic of movies! 22 00:00:42,135 --> 00:00:43,320 Doesn't change the fact 23 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,879 that I'm gonna go to the real Space Camp someday. 24 00:00:45,914 --> 00:00:48,449 Well, if I were you, I'd go now, before it's too late. 25 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:49,843 What do you mean, too late? 26 00:00:49,868 --> 00:00:51,819 We're in high school next year, bro. 27 00:00:51,853 --> 00:00:54,538 Stuff like Space Camp doesn't exactly scream "cool." 28 00:00:54,563 --> 00:00:55,696 No! You think? 29 00:00:55,731 --> 00:00:57,881 Your dorkiness is becoming a tonnage issue, 30 00:00:57,906 --> 00:01:00,084 so, yeah, I'd rein it in. 31 00:01:00,109 --> 00:01:00,781 Then it's settled! 32 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:03,053 This summer, I will live out my dream at Space Camp, 33 00:01:03,078 --> 00:01:04,479 and nothing's gonna stop me. 34 00:01:04,513 --> 00:01:07,348 Nothing except your dad, who will for sure stop you. 35 00:01:07,383 --> 00:01:10,051 Oh, he'll try, but I got the ultimate weapon... 36 00:01:10,085 --> 00:01:11,853 Showmanship. 37 00:01:11,887 --> 00:01:14,233 You guys. 38 00:01:14,781 --> 00:01:15,625 What the hell?! 39 00:01:15,648 --> 00:01:17,516 Jim J. Bullock was about to get sassy! 40 00:01:17,550 --> 00:01:18,522 Jimmy J. can wait! 41 00:01:18,547 --> 00:01:20,181 I've got an urgent presentation for you 42 00:01:20,215 --> 00:01:22,950 that will for sure change your entire life. 43 00:01:23,054 --> 00:01:24,185 Will it? 44 00:01:24,219 --> 00:01:27,188 Adam: Space... The final frontier. 45 00:01:27,222 --> 00:01:28,179 Or is it? 46 00:01:28,204 --> 00:01:30,524 My name is Adam Frederick Goldberg, 47 00:01:30,559 --> 00:01:32,281 and I have the right stuff. 48 00:01:32,306 --> 00:01:33,109 Big-time! 49 00:01:35,031 --> 00:01:37,032 Damn you, earthling hero! 50 00:01:37,066 --> 00:01:39,195 I would have taken your precious moon 51 00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:41,820 if it wasn't for one thing! 52 00:01:41,845 --> 00:01:43,512 Both: Space Camp! 53 00:01:45,695 --> 00:01:48,289 Commander Adam Goldberg, 54 00:01:48,314 --> 00:01:51,648 you just saved the moon from an alien invasion. 55 00:01:51,703 --> 00:01:53,104 How did you do it? 56 00:01:53,138 --> 00:01:54,872 I learned it at... 57 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,538 Space Camp! 58 00:01:59,299 --> 00:02:01,567 That's right... Space Camp. 59 00:02:01,601 --> 00:02:03,769 For the price of only 500 cups of coffee, 60 00:02:03,803 --> 00:02:07,358 you can help your youngest son reach for the stars. 61 00:02:07,383 --> 00:02:09,078 It's me... Adam Clayberg, 62 00:02:09,103 --> 00:02:11,359 and my dream is to go on a real spaceship. 63 00:02:11,384 --> 00:02:13,202 Look! Here's one now! 64 00:02:13,227 --> 00:02:14,648 All aboard! 65 00:02:14,672 --> 00:02:17,807 Distorted voices: Space Camp! 66 00:02:19,911 --> 00:02:21,039 I know you're a busy man, 67 00:02:21,078 --> 00:02:22,608 so I took the liberty of filling out the check. 68 00:02:22,633 --> 00:02:23,742 Wow. 69 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:26,813 Of all the moron things my moron kids have ever asked for, 70 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,006 this takes the cake. 71 00:02:28,031 --> 00:02:29,465 Dad, this is my dream! 72 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:31,734 You're literally asking me for a spaceship. 73 00:02:31,758 --> 00:02:33,125 Don't twist my words! 74 00:02:33,159 --> 00:02:34,793 I just want access to one. 75 00:02:34,827 --> 00:02:38,263 - The answer is "No". - I'm not sending you to space. 76 00:02:38,298 --> 00:02:40,666 And you! Stop encouraging him! 77 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:41,914 I have to be honest... 78 00:02:41,930 --> 00:02:44,399 I don't know what any of this is. 79 00:02:44,433 --> 00:02:46,667 I just like spending time with the boy. 80 00:02:53,571 --> 00:02:55,571 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 81 00:03:01,722 --> 00:03:03,656 It was Mother's Day 1980-something, 82 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:05,687 and my mother was awaiting her children's love 83 00:03:05,703 --> 00:03:06,770 on her special day. 84 00:03:06,805 --> 00:03:09,053 Something's wrong. I don't smell breakfast. 85 00:03:09,078 --> 00:03:10,788 Except her children forgot. 86 00:03:10,813 --> 00:03:13,247 It's me... your mother. 87 00:03:13,282 --> 00:03:17,051 Ready to enjoy all the things that mothers get. 88 00:03:17,086 --> 00:03:18,252 You know. 89 00:03:18,287 --> 00:03:20,420 Enough with the small talk. We need breakfast foods. 90 00:03:20,445 --> 00:03:21,226 I'm a growing boy. 91 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:24,139 I would love a nice fruit plate, but with no honeydew filler. 92 00:03:24,164 --> 00:03:25,898 And don't let the pineapple touch the kiwi. 93 00:03:25,932 --> 00:03:27,078 Yeah, I like that. Sounds good. 94 00:03:27,094 --> 00:03:28,694 You should really be writing this down. 95 00:03:28,729 --> 00:03:31,063 Fortunately, our house had one suck-up... 96 00:03:31,098 --> 00:03:32,264 - Oh! - Me. 97 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,381 What's this? You two finally dating? Ha! 98 00:03:34,406 --> 00:03:37,269 Oh, boopie! That's so sweet! 99 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:38,704 Happy Mother's Day. 100 00:03:41,441 --> 00:03:43,442 Son of a bitch. 101 00:03:43,477 --> 00:03:45,277 We are so boned. 102 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:46,078 What's wrong? 103 00:03:46,113 --> 00:03:47,313 D-Did you guys forget 104 00:03:47,347 --> 00:03:49,682 and I'm the only decent child in this family? 105 00:03:49,716 --> 00:03:51,517 Shut your face-mouth! We have a gift. 106 00:03:51,551 --> 00:03:52,551 It's a boat. 107 00:03:52,586 --> 00:03:53,986 It's two boats. 108 00:03:54,021 --> 00:03:57,189 It's not a boat, but it's way cooler and more expensive. 109 00:03:57,224 --> 00:03:58,891 We just got to go wrap the awesome thing 110 00:03:58,925 --> 00:04:00,626 that we bought you months and months ago. 111 00:04:00,660 --> 00:04:02,906 We got to go to the toilet together. 112 00:04:03,266 --> 00:04:04,468 You deserve better. 113 00:04:04,493 --> 00:04:05,937 I really do. 114 00:04:08,961 --> 00:04:11,996 There she is, doing the hardest job in the world! 115 00:04:12,031 --> 00:04:14,066 Bet you thought we forgot about your special day, 116 00:04:14,091 --> 00:04:15,312 but we were just messing with you. 117 00:04:15,328 --> 00:04:17,262 Gotcha, you clueless piece of crap! 118 00:04:17,297 --> 00:04:18,331 Happy Mother's Day! 119 00:04:18,365 --> 00:04:20,066 Oh, what do we have here? 120 00:04:21,468 --> 00:04:23,035 Mom coupons. 121 00:04:23,070 --> 00:04:24,871 Yep. Good for one free huggie. 122 00:04:24,905 --> 00:04:26,472 Mine's for a snuggle wuggle. 123 00:04:26,507 --> 00:04:28,843 - All righty. - Another great Mother's Day! 124 00:04:29,039 --> 00:04:29,656 Take care. 125 00:04:29,695 --> 00:04:32,273 Uh, you do know the ink is still wet on these? 126 00:04:32,307 --> 00:04:33,541 But it's the thought that counts. 127 00:04:33,575 --> 00:04:35,014 You didn't have the thought. 128 00:04:35,039 --> 00:04:36,375 You didn't think about me at all. 129 00:04:36,414 --> 00:04:37,414 And yet, it counts. 130 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:38,398 Kind of seems like 131 00:04:38,423 --> 00:04:40,917 a desperate, half-assed empty gesture to me. 132 00:04:40,952 --> 00:04:41,843 Empty? 133 00:04:41,883 --> 00:04:44,522 You can totally cash those bad boys in any time you want. 134 00:04:44,547 --> 00:04:46,014 - Great. - I'll cash them in right now. 135 00:04:46,058 --> 00:04:47,890 Ooh... now's no good for me. 136 00:04:47,915 --> 00:04:49,927 How about you save them for a special occasion, 137 00:04:49,962 --> 00:04:52,171 like... next Mother's Day? 138 00:04:53,298 --> 00:04:55,670 Or I can cash them all in today 139 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:59,030 and make this the greatest Mother's Day of my life. 140 00:05:00,578 --> 00:05:02,613 What the... You kept all those? 141 00:05:02,647 --> 00:05:03,914 Oh, yes. 142 00:05:03,948 --> 00:05:06,514 Through the years, you've given me many coupons, 143 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:08,907 and I've been saving them all for a rainy day. 144 00:05:09,179 --> 00:05:10,375 Guess what. 145 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,444 Storm's a-comin'. 146 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:13,414 Oh, yes. 147 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:14,679 Forget Mother's Day. 148 00:05:14,734 --> 00:05:17,311 It was time for Smother's Day. 149 00:05:17,336 --> 00:05:20,939 What... have we... done? 150 00:05:21,005 --> 00:05:23,407 As Barry and Erica entered their worst nightmare, 151 00:05:23,441 --> 00:05:25,375 I was still dreaming of Space Camp. 152 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:28,879 Ohhh! What is this we happened to stumble upon? 153 00:05:28,913 --> 00:05:30,981 It's the Gyrotron 2000, 154 00:05:31,015 --> 00:05:33,601 which simulates the tumble-spin upon a rocket's re-entry. 155 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:37,320 Kiddo, weren't you just talking about Space Camp? 156 00:05:37,345 --> 00:05:39,976 What an amazing coincidence! Wait. 157 00:05:40,008 --> 00:05:43,377 You said you needed sports shoes for the big athletic game. 158 00:05:43,412 --> 00:05:46,347 And now that I hear myself say it, I'm an idiot! 159 00:05:46,381 --> 00:05:49,054 The real reason I brought you here was to witness my dream. 160 00:05:49,086 --> 00:05:51,087 I told you... No Outer Space Camp. 161 00:05:51,121 --> 00:05:53,656 It's just "Space Camp"! 162 00:05:53,690 --> 00:05:55,491 And once you see the joy on my face, 163 00:05:55,525 --> 00:05:56,992 you won't be able to tell me "No". 164 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,034 Trust me... Your heart will melt. 165 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:00,085 Aaaah! 166 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:01,443 Ohhhhh! 167 00:06:01,477 --> 00:06:02,711 Oh, this isn't right! 168 00:06:02,745 --> 00:06:03,745 We shouldn't be playing God! 169 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,380 That looks joyful. 170 00:06:05,415 --> 00:06:07,482 My system! My delicate system! 171 00:06:07,517 --> 00:06:09,492 My delicate system!! 172 00:06:09,563 --> 00:06:12,865 Sure, I ruined a pair of pants, but still had my passion. 173 00:06:12,899 --> 00:06:14,967 If Mom asks, my old pants were stolen. Got it? 174 00:06:15,002 --> 00:06:17,453 Okay, you gonna give up on all this space nonsense now? 175 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:20,164 No! Come on. Put yourself in my shoes. 176 00:06:20,189 --> 00:06:21,664 Think back to when you were a kid... 177 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,459 You know, pushing a hoop with a stick 178 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,118 on the way to the old fishin' hole. 179 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,619 How old do you think I am?! 180 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:29,355 Point is, you were a child once, with hopes and dreams, 181 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,356 just like me. 182 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,148 We're the same. 183 00:06:31,164 --> 00:06:32,406 Nope. Never had any dreams. 184 00:06:32,441 --> 00:06:34,609 Every kid has dreams. Mm, I didn't. 185 00:06:34,643 --> 00:06:36,375 Wait... You've always been like this? 186 00:06:36,391 --> 00:06:37,991 I thought life broke you down. 187 00:06:38,026 --> 00:06:40,827 Eh, even before that, I was like... "Myeh." 188 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:44,470 Can you believe him? 189 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:46,738 Look, don't be so hard on your dad. 190 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:48,187 It's how he was raised. 191 00:06:48,212 --> 00:06:51,477 Pop-Pop convinced him that dreams were stupid. 192 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:52,778 That's it! 193 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:54,012 I'll go ask Pop-Pop! 194 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:56,101 He'll know if Dad had any hopes and dreams. 195 00:06:56,109 --> 00:06:59,878 Wait. You actually want to go talk to that bitter old bastard? 196 00:06:59,903 --> 00:07:01,947 You're a braver man than I am. 197 00:07:01,981 --> 00:07:04,054 For me, fear isn't an option. 198 00:07:04,102 --> 00:07:06,370 Excuse me, sir. You left this bag in the dressing room. 199 00:07:06,404 --> 00:07:07,771 Looks like your old pants? 200 00:07:07,805 --> 00:07:09,973 It's not mine! It belongs to another small boy! 201 00:07:10,008 --> 00:07:11,975 Go, go, go! Go, go! 202 00:07:12,010 --> 00:07:14,144 It's been a minute. We're done. 203 00:07:14,178 --> 00:07:15,345 Let me out of your grasp. 204 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:17,952 The coupon says "Spoonies with Mama." 205 00:07:17,977 --> 00:07:19,523 It doesn't specify a time limit. 206 00:07:19,531 --> 00:07:20,940 "One minute" was implied! 207 00:07:20,975 --> 00:07:23,043 Well, you should have put that in the terms and restrictions. 208 00:07:23,077 --> 00:07:25,845 I wrote that when I was 6! The world was still new! 209 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,640 Well, why don't we change that attitude 210 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:30,067 with a "Full Day of Compliments"? 211 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:31,889 Dear God, why?! 212 00:07:31,914 --> 00:07:34,359 Oh, go on. Just tell me everything you love about me. 213 00:07:34,384 --> 00:07:35,679 Your hair is yellow. 214 00:07:36,579 --> 00:07:38,079 You're always picking stuff up. 215 00:07:38,186 --> 00:07:39,319 Mm. 216 00:07:39,406 --> 00:07:41,734 And putting cheeses on meats and shrimps. 217 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:44,953 I don't know. Erica, help me out here. 218 00:07:44,977 --> 00:07:46,710 I've got my own problems! 219 00:07:46,735 --> 00:07:48,936 This is... 220 00:07:48,961 --> 00:07:51,421 I can't... 221 00:07:51,446 --> 00:07:52,713 This is my hell! 222 00:07:52,968 --> 00:07:54,921 Okay, I'm finished. It's finally over. 223 00:07:54,946 --> 00:07:56,554 Unh-unh-unh-unh. Not yet. 224 00:07:56,579 --> 00:07:58,039 I'm gonna get the pumice stone 225 00:07:58,064 --> 00:08:00,046 and let you go to town on my rough areas. 226 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:03,265 I've got a coupon good for whatever I want! 227 00:08:05,103 --> 00:08:07,414 Oh, no. Why would you write that? Why?! 228 00:08:07,439 --> 00:08:09,771 I was 10! I wanted to go play! 229 00:08:09,806 --> 00:08:11,139 I didn't know this day would come! 230 00:08:11,174 --> 00:08:12,196 This is too much. 231 00:08:12,227 --> 00:08:14,023 Last night, we went to an Italian restaurant, 232 00:08:14,039 --> 00:08:16,773 and she made me "Lady and the Tramp" a piece of spaghetti. 233 00:08:16,798 --> 00:08:17,831 That's nothing. 234 00:08:17,856 --> 00:08:19,875 This morning, I gave her a back massage. 235 00:08:19,930 --> 00:08:22,198 Her skin sucked up the lotion like a biscuit! 236 00:08:22,232 --> 00:08:24,133 Yesterday, I held hands with her for an hour 237 00:08:24,168 --> 00:08:25,568 as we walked around the park. 238 00:08:25,602 --> 00:08:27,898 We looked like a lesbian couple where she makes the money! 239 00:08:27,923 --> 00:08:29,992 While I'm having my heels shaved, 240 00:08:30,017 --> 00:08:33,386 why don't we hear about Barry being a little teapot? 241 00:08:33,523 --> 00:08:35,991 I'm not a little teapot! I'm a ripped one! 242 00:08:36,025 --> 00:08:38,293 - Uh, we're done. - Mother's Day is officially over. 243 00:08:38,327 --> 00:08:41,281 Sorry, boop. I've still got a huge stack of coupons left. 244 00:08:41,306 --> 00:08:43,296 Doesn't matter, 'cause they all just expired. 245 00:08:43,321 --> 00:08:44,454 Oh! 246 00:08:44,634 --> 00:08:46,757 We both know there's not a coupon in the world 247 00:08:46,789 --> 00:08:48,414 I can't make the manager honor. 248 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,946 Well, I am manager, and I reject your coupons. 249 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:53,315 Why do you get to be manager? This isn't fair. 250 00:08:53,349 --> 00:08:54,335 There is no manager. 251 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,344 I demand co-manager, or I walk! 252 00:08:56,379 --> 00:08:58,436 Whatever! Fine! We're co-managers! 253 00:08:58,461 --> 00:09:02,030 And my first act as co-manager will be this. 254 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:05,601 I see. 255 00:09:05,844 --> 00:09:08,312 So, you're not just ruining this Mother's Day. 256 00:09:08,367 --> 00:09:10,476 You're taking every other one away, too. 257 00:09:10,501 --> 00:09:12,289 I'm sorry, but we have no other choice. 258 00:09:13,207 --> 00:09:14,674 Message received. 259 00:09:14,874 --> 00:09:18,443 I apologize in advance for what comes next. 260 00:09:22,251 --> 00:09:24,726 Uh, whatever this is, I don't want it or need it. 261 00:09:24,751 --> 00:09:26,786 It's me... Your grandson. 262 00:09:26,811 --> 00:09:27,570 I know. 263 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:29,054 The boy just wanted to know 264 00:09:29,079 --> 00:09:32,081 which of Murray's dreams you crushed when he was a child. 265 00:09:32,106 --> 00:09:34,640 Oh! This could be fun. Come on in. 266 00:09:34,665 --> 00:09:37,400 And that is why you never trust a Polynesian. 267 00:09:37,438 --> 00:09:39,312 Yeah, I think we're getting off-topic. 268 00:09:39,337 --> 00:09:41,875 Remember, I came here about my dad's childhood dreams. 269 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,182 Aw, that dummy never had any dreams. 270 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:46,050 - Are you sure? - Wait. 271 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,429 Come to think of it, that dummy had a dummy. 272 00:09:50,242 --> 00:09:51,498 There's the dummy's dummy. 273 00:09:51,523 --> 00:09:52,823 What the... 274 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:55,014 Dad wanted to be a ventriloquist? 275 00:09:55,039 --> 00:09:57,540 He loved this stupid wooden piece of crap. 276 00:09:57,576 --> 00:09:59,643 Luckily, I told him to stop being a jackass 277 00:09:59,678 --> 00:10:00,781 and go out and get a job. 278 00:10:00,806 --> 00:10:02,446 Stupid 9-year-old kid. 279 00:10:02,481 --> 00:10:03,843 Whoa. 280 00:10:03,868 --> 00:10:05,476 Can I have this, Pop-Pop? 281 00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:07,468 No way! I use that in the carpool lane. 282 00:10:07,493 --> 00:10:10,125 Come on, Ben. It'd mean a lot to Adam. 283 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:11,929 How much is a lot? $200? 284 00:10:11,938 --> 00:10:14,106 Are you trying to shake down your own grandchild? 285 00:10:14,139 --> 00:10:15,139 He looks like he eats good. 286 00:10:15,174 --> 00:10:16,440 It's a small price to pay 287 00:10:16,475 --> 00:10:18,609 to give Dad his dream so I can get mine. 288 00:10:18,644 --> 00:10:20,044 Fine. I'll take care of it. 289 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,879 That was a discount price for the kid. 290 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,481 For you, it's $300. 291 00:10:23,515 --> 00:10:24,982 Well, that's fair. 292 00:10:25,017 --> 00:10:27,685 Let me just reach in my wallet, and... 293 00:10:27,719 --> 00:10:29,353 Go grab the doll and go. 294 00:10:29,388 --> 00:10:31,756 - Go, go, go! Go, go, go! - Whoa! Whoa, whoa! 295 00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:33,658 You're lucky I was too cheap to have hip surgery, 296 00:10:33,692 --> 00:10:35,328 or I'd be running after ya! 297 00:10:35,585 --> 00:10:36,750 It was the morning 298 00:10:36,773 --> 00:10:40,077 after Barry and Erica trashed their Mother's Day coupons. 299 00:10:40,102 --> 00:10:42,303 My mom had yet to retaliate... 300 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,438 until now. 301 00:10:46,065 --> 00:10:47,350 What the... 302 00:10:47,841 --> 00:10:48,974 What the... 303 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:50,671 My things! 304 00:10:50,696 --> 00:10:53,187 Your things?! What about my things?! 305 00:10:53,203 --> 00:10:55,237 Mom, come quick! We got robbed! 306 00:10:55,264 --> 00:10:56,617 We need to get the FBI on this! 307 00:10:56,642 --> 00:10:58,381 They took my hockey stick! 308 00:10:58,406 --> 00:11:00,179 And... And some things from under my mattress! 309 00:11:00,213 --> 00:11:02,015 Your things aren't stolen, Schmoopers. 310 00:11:02,047 --> 00:11:03,561 I just took them all back. 311 00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:04,953 What are you saying right now?! 312 00:11:04,988 --> 00:11:07,623 You took away a lifetime of gifts from me. 313 00:11:07,657 --> 00:11:09,531 It's only fair I do the same. 314 00:11:09,556 --> 00:11:11,234 You can't do this! 315 00:11:11,259 --> 00:11:14,229 I need my Samurai sword and my California Raisins 316 00:11:14,264 --> 00:11:15,698 and my dancing cola friend! 317 00:11:15,732 --> 00:11:17,031 They're what makes me me! 318 00:11:17,056 --> 00:11:18,156 You mean this guy? 319 00:11:18,953 --> 00:11:20,664 He dances for me now. 320 00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:22,171 Shake it, cola man! 321 00:11:22,188 --> 00:11:23,388 This is nuts. 322 00:11:23,422 --> 00:11:25,639 Who takes revenge for something horrible done to them? 323 00:11:25,664 --> 00:11:27,968 You know what? Keep our stuff! 324 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,201 I'm not giving in to your crazy demands 325 00:11:30,236 --> 00:11:31,945 of respect and decent treatment! 326 00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:34,806 And I can live without my special dancing cola friend 327 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,441 no problem... Just you watch! 328 00:11:36,475 --> 00:11:39,110 That day, Erica and Barry weren't the only ones 329 00:11:39,145 --> 00:11:40,584 refusing to back down. 330 00:11:40,609 --> 00:11:41,765 Hey, Dad. I have an amazing... 331 00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:42,562 Uhp, uhp! 332 00:11:42,594 --> 00:11:44,696 I'm watching the channel guide to see what's on at 8:00. 333 00:11:44,730 --> 00:11:47,225 I already missed it once, and it's about to come 'round again. 334 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,585 This can't wait! It's that important! 335 00:11:49,627 --> 00:11:50,742 Oh, damn it! 336 00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:52,229 I missed it again! 337 00:11:52,263 --> 00:11:54,000 This is the worst day of my life! 338 00:11:54,025 --> 00:11:55,859 Well, it's about to get a lot better. 339 00:11:58,336 --> 00:11:59,421 I don't know what that is. 340 00:11:59,445 --> 00:12:01,446 Stop! I know all about the dummy. 341 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,968 Pop-Pop told me everything. 342 00:12:02,992 --> 00:12:05,929 Fine! The dummy is mine. Are you happy? 343 00:12:05,954 --> 00:12:08,132 I got that stupid thing when I was a kid. 344 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,632 But... why does it look like you now? 345 00:12:10,657 --> 00:12:12,425 Now? That's how I looked. 346 00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:13,507 Admit it... You had dreams, 347 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,066 like every other kid in this world. 348 00:12:15,294 --> 00:12:16,968 Come on. Put your hand in your old friend. 349 00:12:16,993 --> 00:12:18,703 I will not put my hand in my friend. 350 00:12:18,728 --> 00:12:20,085 Do it! Feel your dream again! 351 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,421 Why is this happening to me?! 352 00:12:21,446 --> 00:12:23,375 Put your hand right on in there! 353 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,333 Stop saying that! 354 00:12:24,412 --> 00:12:26,453 Murray, what's the big deal? 355 00:12:26,478 --> 00:12:28,875 Jam your fist up your old pal. 356 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,320 It'll feel nice. 357 00:12:30,345 --> 00:12:31,812 I see what this is. 358 00:12:31,866 --> 00:12:33,351 You're trying to prove I had dreams 359 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:35,268 to let you go on your stupid space trip. 360 00:12:35,303 --> 00:12:37,781 Wha... Me? How dare you, sir! 361 00:12:37,806 --> 00:12:40,125 Okay, everyone calm down. 362 00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:42,789 Tell you what... I'll send him to Space Camp. 363 00:12:42,814 --> 00:12:44,883 No way, Al! You're not sending him anywhere. 364 00:12:44,918 --> 00:12:46,185 Understood. 365 00:12:46,219 --> 00:12:47,386 I'm sending you. 366 00:12:47,882 --> 00:12:49,188 Stop undermining me! 367 00:12:49,222 --> 00:12:50,375 I'm the father! 368 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,765 It's my job to keep his head 369 00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:54,225 out of the clouds and down here on Earth! 370 00:12:56,227 --> 00:12:58,495 Don't worry, buddy. I got your back. 371 00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,273 No, you don't! 372 00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:01,500 That, he hears. 373 00:13:01,745 --> 00:13:03,212 I'd struck out again, 374 00:13:03,247 --> 00:13:05,945 and while my mom had struck Barry and Erica's closets, 375 00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:08,757 they protested by getting creative. 376 00:13:08,852 --> 00:13:10,914 Morning. Mama made pancakes. 377 00:13:10,939 --> 00:13:12,234 For Lainey, not you. 378 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,627 Unfortunately, their protest didn't work. 379 00:13:14,652 --> 00:13:17,164 Um, you sure you guys don't want to go upstairs and change? 380 00:13:17,189 --> 00:13:19,359 You know, since you look like insane drifters? 381 00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:21,017 This is the look of freedom. 382 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,093 Mom thinks she won by taking my stuff. 383 00:13:23,118 --> 00:13:24,405 Well, I made my own dress, 384 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,992 like Molly Ringwald in "Pretty in Pink". 385 00:13:26,017 --> 00:13:28,460 Only, instead of a cute pink dress, it's a trash bag. 386 00:13:28,485 --> 00:13:29,671 So convenient. 387 00:13:32,094 --> 00:13:34,468 We are supposed to be on the same team! Do better! 388 00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,986 I don't get it. Your mom's amazing. 389 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:39,355 Her pancakes have these crispy edges. 390 00:13:39,389 --> 00:13:41,123 It gets old real quick. 391 00:13:41,157 --> 00:13:42,791 You're not here. You don't know. 392 00:13:42,826 --> 00:13:43,993 I'm actually around a lot. 393 00:13:44,027 --> 00:13:45,375 I'm literally here right now. 394 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,096 Look, I know she can be intense, 395 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,421 but if you guys want your stuff back, 396 00:13:48,446 --> 00:13:50,304 you got to step up in a big way. 397 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,186 And that meant one thing... Shedding their garbage clothes 398 00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:55,210 and performing a lame, half-assed love song. 399 00:13:55,258 --> 00:13:57,921 ♪ Mom, Mom, she is the bomb ♪ 400 00:13:57,946 --> 00:14:00,273 ♪ She puts the "Viet" up in the 'Nam ♪ 401 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,695 ♪ Mom makes me sammies full of salam ♪ 402 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,905 ♪ "Mom" spelled backwards, it still spell "Mom" ♪ 403 00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:07,288 ♪ Other words like that are "racecar" and "noon" ♪ 404 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,848 ♪ We don't need our things back, but we'd like 'em back soon ♪ 405 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:10,719 Hit it! 406 00:14:10,744 --> 00:14:13,515 ♪ Mothers and daughters and mothers of daughters ♪ 407 00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:16,171 ♪ Mothers are mothers and mothers of daughters... ♪ 408 00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:18,386 Blah, blah, blah. It's a work in progress. 409 00:14:18,411 --> 00:14:19,544 But what do you think? 410 00:14:20,477 --> 00:14:21,765 - Fine. - Fine?! 411 00:14:21,797 --> 00:14:24,198 Why aren't you attacking us with unwanted physical affection? 412 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,740 Yeah, and I reached into the depths of my soul 413 00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,001 to write you that song. 414 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,812 You wrote that song for your father... 415 00:14:29,837 --> 00:14:31,695 When you wanted to go on a ski trip. 416 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,468 I did not... 417 00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:35,843 know you knew about that. 418 00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:37,812 Unbelievable. 419 00:14:38,102 --> 00:14:41,710 I give you my everything 364 days a year. 420 00:14:41,735 --> 00:14:43,069 Is it too much to ask 421 00:14:43,094 --> 00:14:45,804 to have one day where you do something for me? 422 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,087 And your lyrics are terrible. 423 00:14:51,113 --> 00:14:52,897 As my mom gave up on Smother's Day, 424 00:14:52,922 --> 00:14:55,524 I was going full throttle to get me some Space Camp. 425 00:14:55,558 --> 00:14:56,625 Moron. 426 00:14:58,028 --> 00:14:59,359 Moron! 427 00:15:01,865 --> 00:15:02,865 Moron. 428 00:15:03,732 --> 00:15:06,300 Not you, Lucky. You get cheese! 429 00:15:08,984 --> 00:15:10,418 Okay, I see what you're doing. 430 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,953 You're leaving Maury around 431 00:15:11,987 --> 00:15:13,821 so I'll fall back in love with him 432 00:15:13,856 --> 00:15:15,468 and change my mind. 433 00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:16,767 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 434 00:15:16,956 --> 00:15:18,116 Maury? 435 00:15:18,141 --> 00:15:19,304 Yeah... Murray and Maury. 436 00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:20,500 You named him Maury? 437 00:15:20,525 --> 00:15:22,347 We were a twin act. I was the funny one. 438 00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:23,381 Then embrace it. 439 00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:24,716 I will not embrace it! 440 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,804 Let your dream come alive in your hands! 441 00:15:26,829 --> 00:15:28,632 These hands will be part of no dream. 442 00:15:28,657 --> 00:15:30,523 Just do it once. Let me meet Maury. 443 00:15:30,548 --> 00:15:31,614 You want to meet Maury? 444 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,179 - I want to meet Maury! - Fine! 445 00:15:33,204 --> 00:15:34,914 Meet Maury. 446 00:15:35,488 --> 00:15:36,585 Hey, I'm Maury. 447 00:15:36,610 --> 00:15:38,390 I'm a colossal waste of time, 448 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,449 just like a camp for spaceships, 449 00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:42,039 which is even dumber than me. 450 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,093 Okay, you are incredibly gifted at that, 451 00:15:44,118 --> 00:15:46,720 but also incredibly wrong about Space Camp. 452 00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:47,601 Am I? 453 00:15:47,626 --> 00:15:50,570 'Cause I'm pretty sure it's stupid as [bleep]. 454 00:15:50,595 --> 00:15:52,695 Hey! You're a master at your craft, but not cool! 455 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,980 Sorry. I can't control what he says. You know how it is. 456 00:15:55,005 --> 00:15:57,601 If that's how you want to play it, let's dance. 457 00:15:57,687 --> 00:15:59,398 Now he's a dancer, too. 458 00:15:59,430 --> 00:16:01,671 Does this kid have any hobbies that don't suck? 459 00:16:01,696 --> 00:16:05,453 Hey, Adam, is that putz your dad or a black cloud of despair? 460 00:16:05,478 --> 00:16:07,515 You're not doing it right! I can see your mouth move. 461 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:11,031 Just 'cause you're dead inside doesn't mean Adam has to be! 462 00:16:11,056 --> 00:16:13,828 When will you realize that life isn't all about 463 00:16:13,853 --> 00:16:15,882 your "Space Wars" and your "Space Trek"? 464 00:16:15,907 --> 00:16:18,390 And it's "Star Wars" and "Star Trek"! 465 00:16:18,657 --> 00:16:19,617 Enough. 466 00:16:19,642 --> 00:16:22,562 We're done talking about this. You're not going to space. 467 00:16:22,587 --> 00:16:24,454 My God. Do you even hear yourself? 468 00:16:24,479 --> 00:16:26,146 You're just as bad as Pop-Pop. 469 00:16:26,171 --> 00:16:28,617 He crushed all your dreams, and now you're crushing mine. 470 00:16:28,642 --> 00:16:30,867 I am nothing like him. 471 00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:32,843 Have I ever left you hungry? 472 00:16:32,901 --> 00:16:36,070 Did you ever have to walk home 5 miles in the rain from school? 473 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,203 Have you ever cried yourself to sleep 474 00:16:38,228 --> 00:16:41,630 because you didn't know if I was coming home or not? 475 00:16:44,812 --> 00:16:46,976 Dad, I didn't know that. 476 00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:49,069 Well, there's a lot you don't know. 477 00:16:52,352 --> 00:16:54,483 My mom had given up on her perfect Smother's Day, 478 00:16:54,508 --> 00:16:57,241 but for Barry and Erica, it had just begun. 479 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,434 Good morning, Mamacita. Geez! 480 00:16:59,468 --> 00:17:00,851 You can fold my socks later. 481 00:17:00,876 --> 00:17:02,704 We got something special to show you. 482 00:17:02,738 --> 00:17:04,606 Guys, it's fine. 483 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,796 Mother's Day over. Let's just move on. 484 00:17:06,821 --> 00:17:09,477 Actually, it's just getting started. 485 00:17:09,512 --> 00:17:12,180 This is your real Mother's Day, and it starts with 486 00:17:12,214 --> 00:17:14,349 the most delicious breakfast you've ever... 487 00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:15,350 Holy hell! 488 00:17:15,384 --> 00:17:17,018 Aah! Things are burning! 489 00:17:17,053 --> 00:17:18,148 Oh, dear God! What have we done?! 490 00:17:18,173 --> 00:17:19,367 Look away! We'll fix this! 491 00:17:19,392 --> 00:17:22,265 Panic is sweeping my body! Aaaaah! 492 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:24,210 Idiot! What did you put in the dishwasher?! 493 00:17:24,235 --> 00:17:26,723 I don't know! Some kind of liquid soap! 494 00:18:02,571 --> 00:18:04,272 In that moment, my mother saw 495 00:18:04,297 --> 00:18:06,698 through the smoke, foam, flames, and fighting 496 00:18:06,723 --> 00:18:09,658 and truly saw her children loved her more than anything. 497 00:18:09,683 --> 00:18:12,718 Sure, our Mother's Day wasn't pretty, but it was us. 498 00:18:14,298 --> 00:18:15,904 Mom, we're so sorry. 499 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,162 Yeah, we suck. 500 00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:20,156 Not only did we ruin your Mother's Day, 501 00:18:20,181 --> 00:18:22,242 but we ruined the attempt to make it up to you. 502 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,937 Are you kidding me? 503 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,492 This right here? 504 00:18:26,089 --> 00:18:27,398 It's everything. 505 00:18:27,423 --> 00:18:30,054 But we destroyed your favorite place in the world... the kitchen! 506 00:18:30,305 --> 00:18:30,938 What? 507 00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:33,084 Honestly, all I wanted 508 00:18:33,109 --> 00:18:35,359 was to know you cared enough to try, 509 00:18:35,384 --> 00:18:37,179 and you did try... 510 00:18:37,204 --> 00:18:39,742 so, so hard. 511 00:18:39,847 --> 00:18:40,847 That, we did. 512 00:18:41,436 --> 00:18:43,453 Okay. This one's free. 513 00:18:45,594 --> 00:18:47,829 No coupons necessary. 514 00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:52,328 Eh... 515 00:18:52,352 --> 00:18:54,587 Adam stole this from you. 516 00:18:54,621 --> 00:18:57,189 I never understood why you spent your money on this stupid thing. 517 00:18:57,224 --> 00:18:58,617 You know, I was just a kid. 518 00:18:58,642 --> 00:19:00,109 No, you were a moron. 519 00:19:00,187 --> 00:19:02,388 You're lucky I was around to set your straight. 520 00:19:02,462 --> 00:19:06,179 You know, you could have been a lot nicer to me back then. 521 00:19:06,204 --> 00:19:08,835 I was your dad. I was doing my job. 522 00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:10,834 That day, Murray Goldberg learned 523 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,015 what it really meant to be a good father. 524 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,974 I did the best I could, you know? 525 00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:17,471 Sure. 526 00:19:17,818 --> 00:19:18,985 Thanks to Pop-Pop, 527 00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:20,710 my dad realized the best he could do 528 00:19:20,735 --> 00:19:23,937 was give us the chance to soar for the skies. 529 00:19:24,087 --> 00:19:26,320 And for me, that meant one thing. 530 00:19:29,196 --> 00:19:30,330 Plane ticket? 531 00:19:33,407 --> 00:19:35,359 Wait. Is this for Space Camp? Seriously? 532 00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:37,179 Yeah, I don't get it, but I don't want to be the one 533 00:19:37,204 --> 00:19:38,906 who stands in the way of your dreams. 534 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:44,692 Hey, Dad. 535 00:19:45,219 --> 00:19:46,152 Yeah? 536 00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:51,468 It was always hard for my father to say "I love you." 537 00:19:51,493 --> 00:19:54,162 But in the end, all that mattered was how he showed it. 538 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,101 And thanks to Barry and Erica's messy Smother's Day, 539 00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:58,929 my mom learned that their love for her 540 00:19:58,954 --> 00:20:01,222 was as big as the universe. 541 00:20:01,247 --> 00:20:03,796 And they connect right there to make the Big Dipper. See it? 542 00:20:05,821 --> 00:20:07,121 No. 543 00:20:07,463 --> 00:20:08,563 We'll get there. 544 00:20:08,588 --> 00:20:10,695 That's what it means to be a family. 545 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,625 Sure, you occasionally act like a dummy, 546 00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:13,710 but in the end, 547 00:20:13,735 --> 00:20:17,337 you always help each other reach for the stars. 548 00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:25,846 Look! It's the Space Shuttle! 549 00:20:25,961 --> 00:20:27,595 Wow! 550 00:20:27,630 --> 00:20:29,564 Yo! Want a ride? 551 00:20:29,598 --> 00:20:31,866 Liftoff! 552 00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:33,835 Space Camp! 553 00:20:35,531 --> 00:20:37,561 That's the machine that defeated your pants? 554 00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:40,562 I will dominate it! That thing is merciless, Bar. 555 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:41,398 It's not worth it. 556 00:20:41,423 --> 00:20:43,226 No, no. Let him go. 557 00:20:43,251 --> 00:20:44,785 It's Gyro time. 558 00:20:46,970 --> 00:20:48,976 Ohhh! Whoa! 559 00:20:49,005 --> 00:20:50,271 Stop it! 560 00:20:50,469 --> 00:20:52,046 Something's happening to my body! 561 00:20:52,071 --> 00:20:53,593 I should not have had that milkshake! 562 00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:55,648 Here's 10 bucks to keep it going until he passes out. 563 00:20:55,673 --> 00:20:57,174 I'm unconscious! 564 00:20:57,199 --> 00:20:58,833 I'm completely unconscious! 565 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,187 Aaaaaaaah!