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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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If you're a ghost, I'm a friend.
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- What if I'm Babe?
- Oh, Babe!
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- Ah!
- Oh, my God.
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- I didn't know you were back.
- I'm back.
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And look! I've got a new wagon.
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- What's in it?
- Just a little spring cleaning.
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I saw your fire ceremony
from my bedroom window
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and I wanted to get in on it.
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Oh, Babe, I was cleansing myself
of an ugly corporate chapter of my life.
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Aww.
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But I don't want to talk about me.
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I want to talk about you.
I want to hear all about your travels.
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Same old, same old. The Great Wall,
the Berlin Wall, the Wailing Wall.
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The whole world is just a bunch of walls.
Now, come on, catch me up.
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Let's see.
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Robert and Sol told us they were lovers,
so I moved in here with Grace.
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Sol and Robert got married,
now they're getting divorced
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because Sol was unfaithful
with a woman who turned out to be me.
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And I almost made nine million dollars.
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You and Grace are living together?
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I wasn't really expecting today
to go like this.
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But I'm so glad it did.
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Me, too.
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So... how do we do this exactly?
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I think we've reached that point
in the evening
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where you ask me if I'd like to come in.
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- Do you want to come in?
- I do.
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But I don't want you to think I'm easy.
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Believe me, I know you're not easy.
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Ah!
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What's so funny?
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Oh, I'm just trying
to picture you two down here
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hanging over waffles in the morning.
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- It's been a process.
- Oh, I thought you hated Grace.
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Hate's such a strong word.
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It's the word you used when
you said things like, "I hate Grace."
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Thank God I could vent about her
on our walks.
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You know,
she vented about you, too, sunshine.
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- When?
- On my walks I took with her
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right after the walks I took with you.
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- You did a lot of walking.
- I did.
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- My ass looked good then.
- Your ass looks good now.
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So, how's Grace been managing
with all this drama?
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Like a champ. With my help, of course.
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And you know, like,
how she was always a skinny,
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emotionally shut down drill sergeant?
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Now she's a skinny, not so
emotionally shut down drill sergeant.
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Where is she?
I want to give her a squeeze.
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Upstairs sleeping. She's going through
a lot of rough stuff right now.
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I'm sure she'll tell you,
but it's very private,
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so it's not for me to say.
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She reconnected with this guy
that she'd been in love with for years
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and it didn't work out.
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He has a sick wife.
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I'm sure she'll tell you.
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If only her neighbor
were throwing a party,
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maybe that'd cheer her up.
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- A Babe party?
- The Babe party.
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It's gonna be the party
to end all parties.
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I don't know how it could
beat the last one.
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It went on for 24 hours.
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Are you gonna have that little monkey
that picks pockets?
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Oh, no. I'm done with her owner.
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He doesn't think Patton Oswalt's funny.
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Fuck that noise.
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Turns out you are easy.
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God, I've missed you.
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I had some moments of missing you, too.
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But I played it pretty close to the vest.
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Feels good holding you again.
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I thought you were holding me
so I didn't drop to the floor.
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Sorry the bed's so small.
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Don't be. It was the best night's sleep
I've had in weeks.
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Me, too.
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This place is way worse in the daylight.
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Fortunately,
it never gets brighter than this.
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Why would you move in here
in the first place?
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I don't know.
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I guess after what I did to you...
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it's what I thought I deserved.
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I will never again doubt how bad you felt.
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And I'm sorry.
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Oh, good morning.
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Try again.
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Bad morning?
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Can I get you something?
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A larger sphere of personal space.
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It's the one thing I'm out of.
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Then, no.
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OK, here's what we need to do.
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We're gonna start Frankie Bergstein's
three-step emotional healing system,
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- patent pending.
- No.
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Step one: talk about it.
You need to purge.
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- It's essential for closure.
- No.
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And I've got watermelon.
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It's everyone's favorite low-calorie food.
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Basically celery
in a Lilly Pulitzer dress.
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Can we move on to step two
so I can say no to that?
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Step two: art therapy.
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- No.
- I soaked you an extra lump of clay.
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I just want to get into my bed...
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and watch that show
where terrible people buy tiny houses.
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All right. But I want you to know
I'm proud of you.
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I know it was hard to say no to Phil...
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but it's so much better that
you stopped it before it started.
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Yeah, well...
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No, I'm not gonna let you
put a negative spin on this.
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You are my shero.
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- Please don't tell me why.
- I'll tell you why.
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You were strong
when you made a clean break.
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You weren't weak like I was
when I slept with Sol.
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Why are you defiling my watermelon?
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Because they don't sell them like this.
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Isn't it a little early
for that watermelon to be drunk?
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I'm talking about you, Grace.
You're the watermelon.
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I'm not having it now.
It has to marinate.
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I'm cooking.
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You know, you should share that with Babe.
She's back.
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She is?
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Oh, God, I'd love to see her,
but not right now.
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The boys are coming today to meet Jacob.
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You want to join us for crafts?
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You talking to me or the watermelon?
'Cause the watermelon's not coming.
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I'm the watermelon.
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You want me to cancel
so I can be with you?
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Oh, please don't feel hurt, but I...
I need some alone time.
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Yes, alone time
is all part of the process.
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You can vlog. You can write
your feelings in the sand.
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You can jump in the pool
and do some underwater yelling.
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I think I'm just gonna take myself
for a walk on the beach.
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Mmm.
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Best martini in town. Another.
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If you think I'm gonna ask you why
you're drinking at 11 in the morning,
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you've come to the wrong bartender.
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That's exactly why I'm here.
No talking, just drinking.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Are we really braiding garlic?
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I think it's Mom's idea
of a group bonding activity.
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Hm.
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Are you really packing a Dry Lady Dry?
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Mom asked me to pick it up.
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Man, I cannot believe
she is back on deodorant.
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Well, maybe she's just trying to
get ahead of the garlic. Frankie B!
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Up or down? Down or up?
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- What?
- My hair.
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Oh, down.
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Oh, God, I've got... I better go fix it.
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Oh, you know my...
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- What about my dress?
- Is it like too... Is it...
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I'm trying... Am I trying too...
I mean, my hands are so sweaty.
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I hope you like him. I think you will.
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I know he's gonna like you.
He's really a great... I'm... I...
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I'm pretty sure you'll like him, too.
I... Oh, God, I'm so nervous.
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You can't tell, can you? Really?
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- Not at all.
- Whoa.
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Our mom is using store-bought deodorant
for a man that isn't our dad.
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- Or Art Garfunkel.
- She is leaning in, man.
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Yeah.
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Do you think this guy's the real deal?
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Well, she seems pretty sure about him.
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And she deserves to have somebody.
Maybe he's that someone.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Or maybe he's that someone
that blows in with all the sizzle and jazz
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of a master garlic braider,
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only he's braiding
someone else's garlic on the side.
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- That would suck.
- Not on my watch.
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I'm really nervous now too.
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Well, hey-hey. Here he is.
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Hey, guys. Great to finally meet you.
Your mom talks about you two all the time.
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I got a few more boxes in the car.
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We will give you a hand.
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Bud...
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- I love him.
- You just met him.
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No, no, I can tell. He's solid, man.
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- I got great instincts.
- You have terrible instincts.
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- That's what you're known for.
- No...
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Suck on that, bitches.
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I think she's hustling us.
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- Yeah.
- You're next, Abandoned Husband.
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OK.
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I hope you're not as bad as Workers' Comp.
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You think he'd be better
with all that free time on his hands.
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Hey.
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Hey, you. Excuse me. How much
do you have to drink to not feel anything?
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If you're still asking...
you're not even close.
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Hello?
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OK, maybe you should slow down.
It's 12:15.
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But I'm having a good time
with my friends.
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Workers' Comp,
Been-Here-Since-Last-Night,
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- and...
- Abandoned Husband.
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Yeah. I love these guys.
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Hey, let's start a darsleague.
Darts league.
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A round for my darts league.
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We need a name.
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"Who Darted"?
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- Did you get it?
- Yeah.
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Hey, that's some pretty stellar braiding
you got going on.
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Oh, thanks.
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Bud, look at you.
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- Yeah.
- Super first attempt.
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Thanks, but I've actually done it before.
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Hey, man. Every braid is unique.
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I think it was Thoreau who said,
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"I was not designed to be forced.
I will breathe after my own fashion."
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- Whoa.
- Even your depths have depth.
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- So good.
- I have no idea what you just said.
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So what can you tell us about yourself,
Jacob?
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Well, I was born in a pretty small town
in upstate New York...
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Mom said you were married.
What happened there?
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- When and how did things go south?
- Bud.
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Oh, it's OK. I don't mind.
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My ex-wife wanted out of the marriage,
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but, um, it was the right thing to do
for both of us.
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- Was it amicable?
- Oh, yeah. We're good.
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She's remarried,
but we still do holidays together.
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On too-good-to-be-true-island?
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I think it's super cool
that you have a farm.
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Yes. How are your yields?
Do you do OK for yourself?
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I'm comfortable.
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Well, that is a relief because, uh,
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Mom's not as wealthy as this beach house
might lead a person to believe.
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How was the shower?
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The shower is worse than the bed.
And I would use the word "shower" loosely.
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It's more of a random drip.
I had to run around to get fully wet.
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Sorry. And don't use the hair dryer.
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It's downright dangerous.
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Unless you need to light the stove.
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Sit down. Breakfast is served.
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Doesn't this look lovely.
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Special K or Corn Chex?
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Offering a selection, are we?
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But of course.
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Merci.
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Special moment. Special K.
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We only have one spoon. I'll use the fork.
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You don't mind?
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It actually achieves
the perfect milk-to-cereal ratio
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I've been searching for my entire life.
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Bon appétit.
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Right on time.
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- Every day?
- Every day I've been here.
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Sir? If I may?
244
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:10,953
We gotta get out of here.
245
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:14,873
And quickly too. Let's go home.
246
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,167
Boom. What else you got?
247
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:18,544
Concerns about your drinking?
248
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,505
Well, then you're in the wrong
line of work, sissy.
249
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:26,385
Hey... for this next one,
surprise me.
250
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:29,304
OK, I have the perfect thing.
251
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:35,269
What's in there?
252
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,312
It is a water and water with a water back.
253
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:41,150
- I'm not thirsty, I just want a drink.
- You need to take a breather.
254
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:43,944
- No, you're too drunk!
- I'm cutting you off.
255
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,780
Oh, yeah?
Well, we'll just see about that.
256
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:49,116
Somebody, give me a boost.
257
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,993
- Ah...
- I knew it'd be you.
258
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:57,374
Now you have to serve me. It's the law.
259
00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:00,294
Ah...
260
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,045
Hey! Hey! That is it.
261
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,965
You guys, that is it.
262
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:05,966
Get off!
263
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,260
Hey, off! Go. I am taking you home.
264
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,761
Where are your keys and where is your car?
265
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:12,181
- At home.
- OK, fine.
266
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:13,474
I'm gonna put you in a cab.
267
00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:17,895
No, I'm putting you in a cab.
I'm putting all of you in a cab!
268
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,606
Why are you going all Leaving Las Vegas
on me right now?
269
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,232
I mean seriously,
what is wrong with you today?
270
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:25,027
I thought you were the bartender
who doesn't ask questions?
271
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:29,239
Usually, yeah. That guy you just kissed?
Abandoned Husband? His name is Pete.
272
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,909
And Been-Here-Since-Last-Night?
That is his wife.
273
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:38,916
You mean Abandoned Husband is just...
Husband?
274
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:42,127
Oh, God, they're all over the place.
275
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:43,962
Let's leave before you do
something else you'll regret.
276
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,464
No, I don't want to go home.
277
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,966
They talk too much about feelings there.
I hate it.
278
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,676
OK, you're going home. Come on.
279
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:54,556
And you know what else? I lied.
You don't make the best martinis in town.
280
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,892
Cheesecake Factory does.
281
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:01,271
Are you a fan of whimsy? Answer carefully.
282
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:03,065
Hey! Hey! Cashmere. Cashmere.
283
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,234
Are you interrogating my boyfriend?
284
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,819
No. I'm just asking a series
of pointed questions
285
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,905
in order to get the truth.
That's different.
286
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:13,367
You are supposed to build bridges
with garlic and words.
287
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,286
Or... find out if he has
a secret love child with Cher.
288
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:19,248
You have asked him that five different
times in five different ways
289
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:21,041
and his answer every time is "no."
290
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:24,086
That's not true. The last time his answer
was, "Why do you keep asking me that?"
291
00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,463
What is this about? Do you not like Jacob?
292
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:29,967
- He seems perfectly nice.
- He is.
293
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,510
Until he's not.
294
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:35,556
Dad's the nicest guy in the world
and he broke your heart.
295
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:39,101
- I mean, what's this guy gonna do?
- I don't know.
296
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:42,854
Yeah. That answer terrifies me.
297
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:45,524
I just... I can't let you get hurt again.
298
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,484
Well, I may be hurt again,
299
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,903
because sometimes that's what happens
in a relationship.
300
00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:53,282
And it's not your job
to protect me from that.
301
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:56,451
- I feel like it is.
- I'm telling you it isn't.
302
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,453
I just want to make sure
that somebody's looking out for you.
303
00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,289
Oh, sweetheart.
304
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:04,751
Why don't you chill the eff out
and give Jacob a chance?
305
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,298
No, wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute, wait.
306
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,384
You worked on the Hubble telescope?
307
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,887
I worked on a team that worked for a team
308
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:17,931
that worked on the Hubble telescope.
309
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,725
He's being modest.
310
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:22,436
- He has a letter from the president.
- No way.
311
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,771
Once I was held back
from riding an elevator
312
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:27,316
because the first lady was riding in it.
313
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:33,322
Do you have stories?
Or is it... Is it top secret?
314
00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,157
I get it. I get it.
315
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,285
You'll tell me later.
316
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:39,703
I can fix it.
317
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,079
Grace?
318
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:47,252
I like one-third cake,
one-third berries and two-thirds cream.
319
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:48,503
That's four-thirds.
320
00:18:48,587 --> 00:18:50,130
I guess it is.
321
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,967
Here she comes. Ooh.
322
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:57,346
- Are you drunk?
- Oh, I hope so. I drank enough.
323
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,598
Oh...
324
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,979
Oh, that is so good.
325
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,274
Why don't I eat cake more?
326
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:10,776
Oh.
327
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,653
How about some coffee?
328
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,488
Nah, it keeps me up.
329
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,867
Mmm.
330
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,453
- Oh, how are you, Jacob?
- Can't complain.
331
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,330
Oh, you guys, you make a great couple.
332
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,625
You're gonna make
beautiful babies one day.
333
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,669
Oh, I think that ship has sailed.
334
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:33,507
Oh, right. Because
you're afraid of sex in the vagina.
335
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,386
- OK. Party's over.
- No. Why?
336
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,596
You're always telling me to eat
and I'm eating.
337
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,265
This is how I do it.
Bud told me he was done.
338
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,811
- Bud did not say that.
- Grace, what are my eyes saying?
339
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,105
Oh, probably more of your hippie bullshit.
340
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,981
- That was harsh.
- OK.
341
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,692
I think somebody's ready for bed.
342
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:55,195
No! No, I'm ready to purge.
343
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,489
Isn't that what we do here?
We purge our feelings.
344
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,492
That along with a bunch of other stuff.
345
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:06,039
Come on. Beddy-bye. This is not the time
or the place to purge our feelings.
346
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:08,083
- Come on, you goonch.
- Passive resistance.
347
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,544
- No, use your feet.
- Is that what gets you off?
348
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:11,920
You're being mean to me.
349
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:15,632
Because I just realized how much
better off I was without you.
350
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,801
How can you say that to me?
351
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,762
- Because you're a bully.
- How am I a bully?
352
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:24,099
You bullied me into Phil.
You bully me into feelings.
353
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,144
I don't want to feel!
354
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,813
Then don't. I don't care.
355
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,816
You liar. You do care.
356
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,069
Because if your "Better Grace"
project doesn't work out,
357
00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:39,406
I'm just like everything else you do.
A total failure!
358
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,325
And we're done. Come on.
359
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:46,163
Oh! I'm not done! I'm still eating.
Give me some cake.
360
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,623
- Take it to go.
- I love him.
361
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:51,042
- Where do you want her?
- How about the middle of the ocean?
362
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,254
No, no, no. She's... She's just kidding.
363
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,340
Hey, she was just kidding.
She was just kidding.
364
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:00,135
You OK?
365
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,554
Oh, yeah.
366
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:08,393
Mm. That looks good, love.
Thank you for making dinner.
367
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:12,522
Thank you for going "Mm" when
you know it's cashew-cheese lasagna.
368
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,491
What?
369
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,409
Nothing, it's just...
370
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:28,538
All I can see is you hunched over there
after the heart attack.
371
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:34,169
And I haven't been able to sit there
since the night you told me about Frankie.
372
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,172
Maybe we should eat in the dining room?
373
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:40,634
Where Grace and I told our daughters
I was leaving her?
374
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:43,470
- That was a fun brunch.
- Right.
375
00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:45,138
How about the sun room?
376
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:49,434
Where Stan Singer almost caught us
kissing New Year's Eve, 1999?
377
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:52,020
Why did we risk kissing that night,
anyway?
378
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,898
It was Y2K.
We thought the world was ending.
379
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,024
Ahh...
380
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,901
I suppose we could eat on the stairs.
381
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,237
Where you almost bludgeoned me
with a toilet plunger?
382
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:05,575
It's this whole house, isn't it?
383
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:08,912
But it's your house.
384
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,164
But it's never been ours.
385
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:13,708
I was happier this morning
with you in that dump.
386
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,294
- You want to go back?
- No, no.
387
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,257
But I think we should
call a realtor in the morning.
388
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:22,634
Wow. That's...
389
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,179
an exciting idea.
390
00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:29,849
But where do we
actually eat tonight's dinner?
391
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,185
- At a restaurant.
- Mm!
392
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:38,775
OK.
393
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:58,920
Frankie?
394
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,507
Frankie?
395
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:11,433
"I threw away your alcohol.
You're welcome.
396
00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:14,185
And don't worry,
I recycled the bottles."
397
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,314
Oh, fuck.
398
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:20,191
Oh...
399
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:51,890
I can't believe how mad I am
that Grace made me so mad.
400
00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:55,518
I mean, she was so drunk,
I don't even know why I was listening,
401
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:59,147
although sometimes that's when
the things you really mean come out.
402
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:02,859
When you're not thinking.
That's the whole theory behind improv.
403
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,737
I'm gonna have a hell of a walk
with her tomorrow.
404
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:09,574
Oh, please don't. She's too mean
to deserve a walk with you.
405
00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:13,370
I hate to change the subject but,
critical juncture:
406
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:16,623
Racing car or snail in a top hat?
407
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:20,043
What about cross-eyed bear?
I feel bad for him.
408
00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:23,380
Marty Feldman,
you're coming to the party.
409
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:26,466
He's so cute.
410
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:29,094
Almost makes you think twice
about beating him to a pulp,
411
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:30,637
which I am going to do.
412
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:36,017
Beep, beep! Beep, beep!
Beep, beep!
413
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,316
Fuck.
414
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:48,279
Oh.
415
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,657
Come on.
416
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:02,043
I'm sorry, ma'am,
it looks like we're all out of that size.
417
00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:05,255
- We have other brands.
- No. Just give me the size you do have.
418
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:09,551
We have these fun little baby sized ones.
I mean, not baby as in a baby, but...
419
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:13,179
Great.
How many of these equal a regular bottle?
420
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:16,099
Like, probably a hundred.
421
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,240
We've got masks, we got pilgrim hats,
422
00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:34,868
we got a great deal on 2013 sunglasses.
423
00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:37,328
We just need that kid to come back
with the helium.
424
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:41,249
Now I appreciate you letting me
put whatever I want into the cart,
425
00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:44,085
but I'm a little confused as to theme.
426
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:46,463
I have a theory, dare I say wish...?
427
00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:47,797
Hit me.
428
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:50,800
A sweet sixteen party
for your breast reduction.
429
00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:53,595
Close.
430
00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:56,264
- A bon voyage party.
- For you?
431
00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:59,434
Pour moi.
432
00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:00,977
I don't know French.
433
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:05,690
Well, if you want a tarot card reading
from Jean-Pierre, I suggest you learn.
434
00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:09,068
Are you really going away again?
You just got back.
435
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:12,238
I'm still basking in the glow
of your joie de vivre.
436
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,366
I do know French.
437
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:17,869
Where are you going this time?
Can I tag along?
438
00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:20,497
I'm sorry, honey, you can't come.
439
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:24,793
Please? I'm really fun to be with,
and I really need a vacation from Grace.
440
00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:28,254
- I'm sure you do, but this isn't it.
- Why?
441
00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:33,468
Because I'm going to the one place
you don't come back from.
442
00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:35,512
A Carnival cruise?
443
00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:37,764
No, sunshine.
444
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,516
That's not where I'm going.
445
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:42,769
Ma'am? Would you like me
to ring this up for you?
446
00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:44,437
- Yes, please.
- OK.
447
00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:48,441
Bye-bye, Babe.
448
00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:52,111
The party to end all parties.
449
00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:55,365
My God.
450
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,408
And I need you to help me.
451
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:10,755
Oh, come on!
452
00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:18,221
Hello?
453
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:21,850
Hey, Frankie. It's Grace.
454
00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:24,519
I need you to come pick me up.
455
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,813
Find your own way home.
456
00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:30,650
Oh, wait. I have coupons.
457
00:27:43,276 --> 00:27:48,276
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