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MIKE: Previously on Mike & Molly...
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This is Frannie, a former student of mine.
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- She's homeless.
- And pregnant.
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And she's telling us
how she robs cars.
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(CAR ALARM BEEPS)
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You're gonna come home with me,
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and you can stay there
until we figure this out.
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God, no, no. You don't have to do that.
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I certainly am not gonna
put you out on the street
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to raise a baby.
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Oh, I'm not keeping the baby.
I'm giving it up.
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Oh.
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I want it to have a safe home,
and a chance at a good life...
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I'll take it.
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I'll take that baby.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Ooh, good dinner, Ma.
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Sorry about the slim pickings.
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"Slim pickings"?
It's like a Vegas buffet.
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The only thing missing is Wayne Newton.
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I can pop in his eight-track.
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Uh... Dinner without the show is fine.
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Ma, we just didn't come over
for food. We, uh...
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We have some news.
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Oh, no, did my doctor call you?
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What?
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He said my stool sample was fine,
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but I know there was something
fishy about it.
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On top of that, the bastard wouldn't even
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give me back my Tupperware container.
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Ma, you gotta stop taking in samples
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unless the doctor asks for them.
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Okay, can we please
get off this topic forever,
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and get back to our news?
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Here, open this. I think
you're going to be very happy.
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What the hell are you doing?
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I just want to catch your reaction, Ma.
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Oh, great. Now I gotta act happy?
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Oh, wonderful. A dog toy.
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Thank you. The dog will love it.
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No, no, no, no.
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It is not a dog toy.
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Well, I'm not gonna chew on it.
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But who is gonna chew on it?
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Oh, my God.
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Did you get me another dog?
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All right, let's go about this
another way.
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Molly and I are gonna be
shopping for diapers soon.
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So my doctor did call you.
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I give up.
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Hey, the diapers are not for you.
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They're for a baby, okay?
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And that's a rattle for a baby
because we're adopting a baby.
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A human baby. You're gonna be a grandma.
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Uh...
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She's starting to track it.
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What if she's having a stroke?
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Oh, my God. I'm gonna be a grandma.
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I'm gonna be a grandma!
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(THEME SONG)
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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Oh, my God. Mike, are you seeing this?
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I didn't see it. I didn't see anything.
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Sweetie, Frannie's fully clothed.
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Come on, it's just my belly.
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I see yours every time
you reach up into the cupboard.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Very funny.
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Wow. That is cool.
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So there's the baby's head.
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Oh, you got a cute little pea-head.
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(CHUCKLES)
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And those are its knees
curled to its chest.
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Looks like he's gonna
cannonball out of there.
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Yeah, everybody out of the splash zone,
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it's gonna be a mess.
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Uh...
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Okay, I do see how you...
I'm sorry, that was disgusting.
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So, uh, do you want to know the sex?
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- Absolutely.
- No.
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Oh, come on.
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No, Mike, I wanna be surprised.
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Okay, well, then she can just tell me.
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No, because...
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If I know you know,
it's gonna make me crazy,
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and then I'll drive you crazy
because I know you know.
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- I know.
- So no.
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Okay.
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Well, I will say that he or she
is a very healthy-looking baby
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and appears to be right on schedule.
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So, we're still on for the 15th?
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Give or take a few days.
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Good, 'cause my job in Portland
starts on the 19th.
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My friend's band is playing,
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and I'm handing out flyers
and dancing on a speaker.
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Wait, is that the "Great job opportunity"
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you were talking about after the baby?
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Twerking on an amp for a grunge band?
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No, they're actually death metal.
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And they're starting
their Pacific Northwest tour,
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so I'm getting in there
on the ground floor.
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Probably also where you'll be sleeping.
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No, no, they said I could
sleep in the van.
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Oh, great.
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Young girl sleeping in a van
behind a seedy bar.
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Cool.
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Okay, we got beets for vitamin C,
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leeks for vitamin K, radishes for calcium,
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and a banana so you can bring
yourself to choke it all down.
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Wow, ugh, it's like licking
the bottom of a lawn mower.
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Come on, it is not that bad.
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Mmm.
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Vitamin-y.
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Hey, is that a smoothie?
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Yeah, packed with everything good for you.
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Ooh, thanks for the heads-up.
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Ms. Flynn is making sure
the baby eats healthy.
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Unfortunately, I am the delivery system.
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Ha-ha!
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Hey, where's my half-a-cheesesteak?
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I went through the fridge
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and got rid of all the unhealthy stuff.
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And by "got rid of" you mean...
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It's gone, Mike.
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Ha-ha!
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I think I'm going to go take a nap.
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Okay, well, if you want a snack,
let me know.
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I made you chocolate pudding
with avocados and cacao.
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I'll set it out
so it actually turns brown.
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Ha-ha!
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No, I'm good.
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I actually got at Mike's cheesesteak
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before the trash went out.
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Just say it.
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Ha-ha!
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Mike, I'm kind of worried about her.
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Why? The cheesesteak was wrapped in foil.
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Plus, it's always better the second day.
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No, I'm talking about
what Frannie's gonna do
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after the baby.
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What do you mean? She's got
that big Portland plan.
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Sleeping in the creepy van?
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I mean, what are we supposed to do?
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Wait around till
someone knocks her on the head
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and makes a suit out of her skin?
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I mean, 'cause that's where my mind goes.
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Boy, you go to some dark places.
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You wouldn't last a day in here.
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Listen.
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Frannie's already said
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she doesn't want to live with us,
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so the best thing we can do
is support her crazy choices.
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Yeah, but what if she ends up
pregnant again?
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Then we fly her back home
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and get our hands on another baby.
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No, we're gonna do the right thing
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and help Frannie figure out
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a better plan for after the baby.
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Hmm, after that if she ends up knocked up,
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then we're clean
and we're onto baby number two.
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- We're good people. Ah...
- We really are.
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Where'd you get that?
I thought we were out of donuts.
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I got it earlier. I'm saving it for later.
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You can't save it for later.
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- Who says?
- Donut protocol.
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You either eat it at the time,
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or you leave it for someone else to take.
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But I wasn't hungry when I took it.
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Then you shouldn't have taken it.
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But I know I'm gonna want it later.
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Then you roll the dice
and hope that it's there later.
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But it wouldn't be there later.
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Exactly, because someone wants it.
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Donut protocol.
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- Do you want it?
- Of course I want it!
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But I'm eating healthy.
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Why do you think I'm so mad about it?
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- Mike.
- Hey, Moll, how you doing?
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I've think I've got
the answer to our problems.
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Frannie's got an older sister.
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What? That's great.
How come she never mentioned it?
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Well, I sensed from the letter
that, you know,
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they're not exactly on speaking terms.
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Wait, the sister sent you a letter?
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No, Frannie, about a year ago.
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And Frannie let you read the letter?
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She didn't let me not read it.
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Wait, something's not adding up here.
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Yeah, who just leaves a letter
lying around?
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I don't know...
It could have been laying on the desk.
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It could have been
in a duffel bag under her bed.
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Is this really what you want
to get into right now?
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Okay, all right.
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Hey, her name is Maura Duvall
and she lives in Indiana.
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What do you want us to do?
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I want you to stop hassling me
and do your police thing.
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Run her name and check
her emails, tap her phone.
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It's 2016, invade her privacy.
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Uh, I got it.
Maura Duvall in Gary, Indiana.
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Oh, damn it, we're too late.
She died last year.
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- Oh, no.
- (SIGHS)
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92 years old, God bless her heart.
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So you're saying that
her parents had children
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80 years apart?
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- It could have been a second wife.
- (SIGHS)
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Or it's the Maura Duvall who is 28,
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lives in Bloomington,
and is originally from Chicago.
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Bingo.
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These computers are amazing.
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It's how I found out that there's
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three Carl McMillans in town.
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I keep trying to get us all together,
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but they just don't seem interested.
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It's ringing.
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Yes, is this Maura Duvall?
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Uh, this is Officer Michael Biggs
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from the Chicago Police Department.
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I'm calling in regards
to your little sister, Frannie.
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No, no, no, calm down, ma'am. She's fine.
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She's pregnant
and I have her in my basement.
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No, no, no.
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Ma'am, calm down!
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All righty. Have a seat
right here, little lady. (CHUCKLING)
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Why are you both
smiling at me? It's creepy.
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Oh...
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We have some exciting news.
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Wait, wait, wait, don't tell her yet.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay, we're rolling.
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Okay.
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Don't ask us how we know,
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but we found out that you have
a sister in Indiana.
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(GASPS)
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Uh, that's your exciting news?
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Well, no. The exciting news
is that we talked to her,
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and she would very much like to see you.
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(GASPS)
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Really? (SCOFFS)
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Okay, well, then
she shouldn't have left me
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high and dry with my parents 10 years ago.
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Okay, all right, she did mention
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that you might be a little angry with her,
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but that was a long time ago.
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Yeah, yeah, I was 10 years old,
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and she left me alone with those
Bible-thumping lunatics.
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And I'm sure that she would
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love to tell you that she's sorry
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if you were ever willing to talk to her,
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say in a safe, and perhaps,
neutral environment.
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Please don't tell me she's here.
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Right here, no.
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She's on the porch.
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She's on the porch.
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I cannot believe you guys would do this
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without talking to me.
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- Frannie.
- Wait, wait.
257
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,571
If you're gonna follow her,
take the phone.
258
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,006
I'm just gonna say it.
259
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,705
We suck at surprises.
260
00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:35,482
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
261
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,522
So, Bloomington, huh?
262
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,722
- Yeah.
- I hear it's nice.
263
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,064
- It's not.
- That's what I hear, too.
264
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,697
Listen, kid, I know
what you're going through.
265
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,067
I got a half-brother
that hates my guts, too.
266
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,334
I convinced him to invest
every penny he had
267
00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:52,772
in a pyramid scheme.
268
00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,175
Lost his house, everything.
269
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:58,248
Ended up living in the box
the skincare products came in.
270
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:01,844
I'm glad we got out when we did.
271
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,750
Yeah, we did okay.
272
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:08,454
Believe me,
I didn't want to leave Frannie.
273
00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:10,595
I was young and I had to
get out of that house.
274
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,390
I mean, I could barely
take care of myself,
275
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,964
let alone a seven-year-old.
276
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,761
Listen, nobody here
is judging you for running out.
277
00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:19,132
(SCOFFS) Can't tell you how many times
I drove around
278
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,364
with a packed suitcase in my car.
279
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,734
What?
280
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,135
I thought you were always talking
281
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,743
about taking that stuff to Goodwill.
282
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:30,305
Well, I couldn't tell you
I was thinking of leaving.
283
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,744
Jeez, what kind of mother would that be?
284
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,249
All right, maybe in hindsight,
285
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,914
we shouldn't have gone behind your back.
286
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,457
Or through your duffel bag.
287
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,689
Look, we were concerned about you,
288
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,459
and we thought that if you could
reconnect with your sister,
289
00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:51,068
she could help you out
after you had the baby.
290
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:54,206
I don't need her help. I have a plan.
291
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:55,738
The go-go gig in Portland?
292
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:56,966
Honey,
293
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,143
that plan blows.
294
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,077
What, you got a better one?
295
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,409
Yes, upstairs sitting on our couch.
296
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,813
- It's too late for that.
- Is it?
297
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,078
You know, Frannie, when I told your sister
298
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,243
what you were going through,
299
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,480
she dropped everything
and drove straight up here.
300
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,555
I can't even get my sister
to drive me to the airport.
301
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:19,060
Look, just talk to her. Give her a chance.
302
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,490
But you know what? It's your decision.
303
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,796
And if you want me to go upstairs
304
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,267
and tell her to leave, I will.
305
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:29,407
- Tell her to leave.
- No, I'm not gonna do that.
306
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,743
Now get up there and talk to her.
307
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:33,302
Fine.
308
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,104
Don't give us that look, young lady.
309
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:37,408
Get up there.
310
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,145
I think we're gonna be good parents.
311
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,308
Me, too.
312
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,784
Yeah. (SIGHS)
313
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,123
Okay, here we go.
314
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:50,626
A little decaf lemon zinger
to ease things along.
315
00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:51,922
Now, I threw out all the cookies,
316
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,895
so I just poured a little
All-Bran in a bowl there.
317
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:56,795
Enjoy.
318
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:59,301
- Thank you.
- You're very welcome.
319
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,902
Now, just remember,
this isn't going to be easy.
320
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,804
You know, this is about healing.
321
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,643
Quiet is okay. Silence is...
322
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:10,179
You can't fill every minute
of every single second
323
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,816
with chitter chatter and stories and...
324
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,849
- MIKE: Molly!
- Yep, okay, all right.
325
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:17,147
Well, I'll leave you to it.
What was that? Did you...
326
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,621
- We didn't say anything.
- Great.
327
00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:23,087
I'll just be in the kitchen
if you need me.
328
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:25,628
Healing, okay? Healing.
329
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:29,359
Mending broken fences.
The olive branch goes back to...
330
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,025
- MIKE: Molly!
- Yep, yeah.
331
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,106
- What's going on?
- MOLLY: I don't know.
332
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,707
It's really awkward out there.
333
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,673
I'm sure the All-Bran will fix that.
334
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,675
I'm just glad they're out there
talking together.
335
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,872
I mean, hopefully they'll find
something to bond over.
336
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,448
They both hate their parents.
337
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,813
Seems like a pretty solid
foundation to start.
338
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,318
I don't know if this is
the right time to say this,
339
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,822
but can we switch rooms?
They're two people,
340
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,393
and we got five of us
jammed in here like animals.
341
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,961
I'm fine, I'm just worried about you guys.
342
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:10,337
So, how far along are you?
343
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,470
Please don't make small talk.
344
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,441
What do you want me to say?
345
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,137
You don't want to hear my apologies.
346
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,805
You don't want to hear why I left.
347
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,951
It's not gonna undo what you did.
348
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,515
Frannie, I know that.
349
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,052
I've just missed you so much.
350
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,787
You don't think I've missed you?
351
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,291
You were more of a mother to me
than Mom ever was.
352
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,361
She says, "You were more
of a brother to me
353
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:37,524
"than Tom ever was."
354
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:40,896
Who's Tom?
355
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,631
Maybe he's the father of the baby.
356
00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:43,797
The plot thickens.
357
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:47,636
No, that can't be right.
Mike, get out of there.
358
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:48,835
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
359
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:51,005
All right, Maura's talking.
360
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:54,742
Said, "You're my sister,
and I've always loved you."
361
00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:57,382
Frannie says, "I love you, too."
362
00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,922
That is so sweet.
Molly, we don't say that enough.
363
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,252
Quiet.
364
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:03,660
Okay, Maura's telling her
365
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:06,059
that she can come
live with her in Indiana.
366
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:07,694
Oh, there's a hug.
367
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,025
(EXCLAIMING AND CLAMORING)
368
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,235
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
369
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,597
Okay, they're talking again.
370
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:15,171
Maura says, "I have a great job,
371
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,475
"wonderful husband,
372
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:20,167
"and we both want to help you
raise the baby."
373
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:22,639
Wait, what?
374
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,846
And they're hugging again.
375
00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:31,079
She can't do that. Can she?
376
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,647
I think she just did.
377
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,593
I feel sick.
378
00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,757
I don't even know what I'm
looking for in these drawers.
379
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,062
I'm just afraid if I stop doing it,
380
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,363
I'm gonna fall apart.
381
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,506
Why'd we have to call her sister?
382
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,431
Because it was the right thing to do.
383
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,869
- For everybody but us.
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
384
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,012
FRANNIE: Ms. Flynn?
385
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:57,909
Come in.
386
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,514
I just wanted to thank you both
387
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,418
for getting me in touch with Maura.
388
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,684
Are you sure? What do we
really know about her? (CHUCKLES)
389
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,020
Mike.
390
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:13,693
You know, she actually said
that I could stay with her.
391
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,029
Yeah, we heard.
392
00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:17,730
We also heard her say
393
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:20,303
that she wants to take you and the baby.
394
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,701
Then you heard me tell her no.
395
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:26,566
What?
396
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,043
I made a promise to you two.
397
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,374
I'm not going back on that.
398
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,115
You're not?
399
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:35,016
- No.
- (SIGHS)
400
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:38,118
You guys are gonna be great parents.
401
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:41,019
Oh, my God, Frannie, thank you.
402
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,918
Hey, I actually...
I have something for you.
403
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,057
My sister got it for the baby.
404
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:50,691
Maybe when he or she gets older,
405
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,769
you can tell them
I didn't want to give them up.
406
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:55,463
I just wanted them to have
the best life possible.
407
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,943
You can't do this.
408
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,437
What?
409
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,314
(SIGHS) Things are different now.
410
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,746
You have the chance to bring up your baby.
411
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,785
You didn't have that chance before.
412
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,783
Molly, what are you doing?
413
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,788
Don't, because it's hard enough.
414
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:17,091
But I promised you.
415
00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:23,567
If you want this baby
half as much as I do,
416
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,332
you are never gonna forgive yourself
417
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,666
if you keep this promise.
418
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,768
(SHAKILY) I don't know what to do.
419
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,847
Yeah, you do.
420
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,390
Well, it's good they left a little early.
421
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,756
This way they'll be able to beat traffic.
422
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,456
I'm pouring a drink if anyone wants one.
423
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:55,957
I'll have a cosmopolitan
424
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,830
with a sugared rim and a lemon twist.
425
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,100
Or whatever.
426
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,942
I'm never getting my hopes up
for anything again.
427
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,744
I'll see you later.
I'm going to the horse track.
428
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,240
MOLLY: Okay, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
429
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:11,643
Okay.
430
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,950
Okay, we have every reason to be sad,
431
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,747
but we also have
plenty of reasons to be happy.
432
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,291
We just got a family back together.
433
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,993
And, yeah, maybe this
434
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,895
baby got away from us,
but I'll tell you what,
435
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,931
the next one's not gonna be so lucky.
436
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,264
Damn right. We're still going to adopt.
437
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:35,906
There's a baby out there
with our name on it.
438
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:38,433
Before you know it, we'll be up
all hours of the night.
439
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:41,477
- (CHUCKLES)
- Knee-deep in dirty diapers.
440
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,816
Got a lot of leftover pacifiers
from my rave days.
441
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,842
JOYCE: You know what
I'm looking forward to?
442
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,822
Holding a baby in a rocking chair,
443
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,582
hearing that little rumble in the diaper,
444
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,818
and knowing I don't have to change it.
445
00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,655
Don't forget the terrible twos.
446
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,264
And the terrible threes.
447
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,333
And puberty. Brutal.
448
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,068
That's when they hate you.
449
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,895
God, I can't wait.
450
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