1 00:00:00,055 --> 00:00:02,952 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: All right, let's go! As you know, Jane and Michael 2 00:00:02,977 --> 00:00:04,803 were about to get married. And the wedding 3 00:00:04,828 --> 00:00:07,519 was going to be in Jane's house. Only, it flooded! 4 00:00:07,544 --> 00:00:10,229 So Rogelio rebuilt their house on the soundstage 5 00:00:10,254 --> 00:00:12,333 of his telenovela. What a dad, right? 6 00:00:12,358 --> 00:00:14,556 Unfortunately, things weren't as hunky-dory 7 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:15,514 for Jane and Petra. 8 00:00:15,539 --> 00:00:17,841 See, Petra's twin Anezka showed up and started 9 00:00:17,866 --> 00:00:20,865 causing trouble for Jane. And Petra lied to protect her... 10 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,949 My sister said she didn't place that ad and I believe her. 11 00:00:22,974 --> 00:00:24,144 Leaving Jane reeling. 12 00:00:24,169 --> 00:00:26,030 You don't have to lie for me anymore, Petra. 13 00:00:26,055 --> 00:00:27,241 I have nothing to say to you. 14 00:00:27,266 --> 00:00:29,901 Oh, and speaking of shady relatives, Rafael's mom 15 00:00:29,926 --> 00:00:31,985 was the crime lord known as Mutter. 16 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,238 Oh, and his long-lost brother Derek showed up 17 00:00:34,263 --> 00:00:37,519 and tricked Rafael into making money off an insider trade. 18 00:00:37,544 --> 00:00:39,568 And now he was blackmailing him 19 00:00:39,593 --> 00:00:41,261 for control of the hotel next door. 20 00:00:41,287 --> 00:00:43,063 You sell me the Fairwick for a dollar 21 00:00:43,087 --> 00:00:45,066 or I turn you in to the feds for insider trading. 22 00:00:45,091 --> 00:00:47,165 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know! Cray-cray, right? 23 00:00:47,190 --> 00:00:50,222 Anyway, Jane told Michael, and Michael wanted to help, 24 00:00:50,247 --> 00:00:52,233 only he'd lost his detective job. 25 00:00:52,259 --> 00:00:54,746 So he reached out to his old partner, Susanna. 26 00:00:54,771 --> 00:00:57,179 Derek Ruvelle is totally dirty, and I've got proof. 27 00:00:57,204 --> 00:00:59,841 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And Michael was right! Because this happened. 28 00:00:59,866 --> 00:01:01,448 We'll have the Fairwick by the end of the week. 29 00:01:01,473 --> 00:01:02,474 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which, friends, 30 00:01:02,499 --> 00:01:04,570 is where we left off. 31 00:01:05,897 --> 00:01:07,577 Jane Gloriana Villanueva 32 00:01:07,602 --> 00:01:11,120 would never forget the moment she first saw him. 33 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,168 The man who was destined to become 34 00:01:14,193 --> 00:01:17,469 her son's favorite children's party entertainer. 35 00:01:17,717 --> 00:01:20,227 - _ - This guy is amazing. 36 00:01:20,252 --> 00:01:22,174 I know. Bobby's the best. 37 00:01:22,199 --> 00:01:24,155 What's his last name? We were thinking about 38 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:25,742 booking him for Mateo's birthday. 39 00:01:25,767 --> 00:01:27,601 No last name. He's like Beyoncé. 40 00:01:27,626 --> 00:01:30,255 Well, how do you get in touch with him? Bella's obsessed, too. 41 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,179 Talk to him here. Bobby books out months in advance. 42 00:01:33,204 --> 00:01:35,716 When are Mateo and Bella's birthdays? 43 00:01:35,742 --> 00:01:37,494 May 14. May 14. 44 00:01:39,491 --> 00:01:42,270 Oh... so, were you thinking about booking him? 45 00:01:42,295 --> 00:01:44,876 Nah. I... I'm actually 46 00:01:44,901 --> 00:01:46,958 thinking a magician or a clown might be better. 47 00:01:46,983 --> 00:01:49,507 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted that Jane believed in fighting fair. 48 00:01:49,532 --> 00:01:51,632 - Oh! Oh, hell, no. - Jane, go! 49 00:01:51,657 --> 00:01:53,546 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But she also believed in fighting back. 50 00:01:53,571 --> 00:01:54,945 Hey, Vanessa, is that Brandi going towards 51 00:01:54,970 --> 00:01:56,221 - the parking lot? - Oopsies! 52 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:57,438 Bobby, big fan of your work. 53 00:01:57,463 --> 00:01:58,472 I'd like to reserve your services 54 00:01:58,497 --> 00:01:59,916 for Saturday, May 14, and I can 55 00:01:59,941 --> 00:02:01,130 pay you the deposit today. Thank you. 56 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:02,745 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Can you blame her? A kid's 57 00:02:02,770 --> 00:02:04,686 first birthday is a pretty big deal. 58 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:07,012 Which brings us here, now. 59 00:02:07,037 --> 00:02:07,918 _ 60 00:02:07,943 --> 00:02:09,642 Okay, Abuela, you're on balloons. Mom, food. 61 00:02:09,666 --> 00:02:10,928 I got his outfit, Michael, 62 00:02:10,953 --> 00:02:12,317 you're assembling party favors, and 63 00:02:12,342 --> 00:02:13,655 - remember to... - Put it in Mateo's 64 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,496 birthday pile and not the wedding pile. 65 00:02:15,521 --> 00:02:17,060 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, right. Jane has two 66 00:02:17,086 --> 00:02:18,551 big parties coming up. 67 00:02:18,575 --> 00:02:20,325 - _ - Right, Mom, wedding... 68 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:21,810 I need you to update the RSVPs. 69 00:02:21,835 --> 00:02:23,243 Michael, did you make sure that your groomsmen 70 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,505 - have suits? - I did. 71 00:02:24,529 --> 00:02:26,209 - They do. - Okay. Good. 72 00:02:26,234 --> 00:02:27,643 - I feel good. - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, dear. 73 00:02:27,668 --> 00:02:28,977 Waiting for that ball to drop. 74 00:02:29,002 --> 00:02:31,094 - (phone buzzes) - Oh, shoot. 75 00:02:31,119 --> 00:02:32,781 E-mail from Professor Donaldson. 76 00:02:32,806 --> 00:02:33,905 Feedback for my novella. 77 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:35,618 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Here we go. 78 00:02:37,091 --> 00:02:38,210 She likes it. 79 00:02:38,235 --> 00:02:39,374 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What? 80 00:02:39,399 --> 00:02:40,909 She says, and I quote, "Really good. 81 00:02:40,933 --> 00:02:43,738 "This is approved to develop into your thesis 82 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:46,870 next year. Will discuss a few last-minute tweaks in person." 83 00:02:46,895 --> 00:02:52,516 _ 84 00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:55,214 _ 85 00:02:55,239 --> 00:02:56,741 Oh, really? 86 00:02:56,766 --> 00:02:59,001 _ 87 00:02:59,026 --> 00:03:01,673 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: If Jane seems less than enthusiastic, it's because 88 00:03:01,698 --> 00:03:04,165 this is not the first time Alba has offered to introduce her 89 00:03:04,190 --> 00:03:06,644 to someone who "works in publishing." 90 00:03:06,669 --> 00:03:08,851 So, y-you work in publishing? 91 00:03:08,875 --> 00:03:11,869 Kind of. I work at Barnes & Noble. 92 00:03:12,244 --> 00:03:14,620 Your grandmother says that you're very talented. 93 00:03:14,645 --> 00:03:16,136 If you ever get something published, 94 00:03:16,161 --> 00:03:18,101 I will put it right up front. 95 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:21,930 Your grandmother says you're very talented. 96 00:03:21,955 --> 00:03:24,106 If you ever make it out to Belfast, I do hope 97 00:03:24,132 --> 00:03:26,099 you'll stop by the library to pay me a visit. 98 00:03:27,924 --> 00:03:29,542 - Your granny said... - I'm really talented, 99 00:03:29,567 --> 00:03:31,596 yeah, I know. And you're an award-winning author? 100 00:03:31,621 --> 00:03:34,109 Yuppers. My Full House fan fiction was voted top ten 101 00:03:34,135 --> 00:03:35,774 in the '90s Sitcom category. 102 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,279 And now everything I wrote 103 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:38,519 has come true. 104 00:03:38,544 --> 00:03:40,636 _ 105 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:44,341 Beverly Flores, Vice President. 106 00:03:44,366 --> 00:03:47,130 Simon & Schuster? 107 00:03:47,155 --> 00:03:49,761 Abuela, are you kidding me? She works in publishing? 108 00:03:49,786 --> 00:03:51,007 _ 109 00:03:51,032 --> 00:03:52,894 And she said that she'd read my material? 110 00:03:52,919 --> 00:03:53,457 _ 111 00:03:53,482 --> 00:03:55,090 Oh, my God. I can't believe this. 112 00:03:55,115 --> 00:03:56,442 Do you have any idea what this means? 113 00:03:56,467 --> 00:03:58,230 _ 114 00:03:58,255 --> 00:03:59,756 (squeals, laughs) 115 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:04,075 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 116 00:04:04,334 --> 00:04:07,479 _ 117 00:04:10,236 --> 00:04:12,012 I hate to break up the celebration, but I got to go. 118 00:04:12,037 --> 00:04:13,077 - I got the thing. - JANE: Right. 119 00:04:13,102 --> 00:04:14,758 - Okay. Thank you, thank you. - Good luck. (kisses) 120 00:04:14,783 --> 00:04:15,842 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What thing? 121 00:04:15,867 --> 00:04:17,796 Good luck with what? Oh, come on. 122 00:04:17,821 --> 00:04:19,499 Jane? Did you see this? 123 00:04:19,524 --> 00:04:21,179 From Petra? 124 00:04:22,156 --> 00:04:23,558 What? 125 00:04:23,583 --> 00:04:25,563 You're not coming to my wedding? 126 00:04:25,588 --> 00:04:26,370 Of course not. 127 00:04:26,395 --> 00:04:28,232 Are you serious? 128 00:04:28,258 --> 00:04:29,110 We're in a fight. 129 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:30,401 Exactly. 130 00:04:30,426 --> 00:04:31,517 When two people are in a fight 131 00:04:31,542 --> 00:04:33,648 and one person is so clearly wrong, like you are, 132 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:36,139 the person who is so clearly wrong apologizes. 133 00:04:36,164 --> 00:04:38,527 - I'm sorry. - Profusely. 134 00:04:38,552 --> 00:04:40,512 Really, really sorry. 135 00:04:40,944 --> 00:04:42,292 I am. 136 00:04:42,668 --> 00:04:44,668 Honestly. 137 00:04:49,006 --> 00:04:52,119 Why did you lie to me about your sister? 138 00:04:53,435 --> 00:04:56,748 With the whole Mother's Day thing, I was feeling... 139 00:04:56,773 --> 00:04:58,615 a little inadequate compared to you. 140 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,655 And, uh... 141 00:05:01,777 --> 00:05:04,045 I just didn't want you to be right all the time. 142 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:06,453 It's not a competition. 143 00:05:06,478 --> 00:05:08,654 Sometimes it can feel like one. 144 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,901 I get that. 145 00:05:10,926 --> 00:05:12,720 Okay. 146 00:05:12,744 --> 00:05:15,303 Now is the moment that you ask if there's anything 147 00:05:15,328 --> 00:05:18,042 that you can do to make things better. 148 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:19,615 Yes, yes. 149 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,589 What can I do to make it better? 150 00:05:21,614 --> 00:05:23,773 You can keep your sister away from me. 151 00:05:23,798 --> 00:05:27,219 Maybe I could transfer her 152 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,048 out of the restaurant to housekeeping? 153 00:05:29,073 --> 00:05:30,503 Good idea. 154 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,879 Now, I'd like you to reconsider coming to my wedding. 155 00:05:34,927 --> 00:05:37,519 Because you're my son's half-sisters' mother, 156 00:05:37,544 --> 00:05:39,372 which makes us family. 157 00:05:39,485 --> 00:05:41,922 And family shows up. 158 00:05:41,947 --> 00:05:43,945 MICHAEL: It's a family operation, it has to be. 159 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:45,810 Derek is working for his mother. 160 00:05:45,834 --> 00:05:48,362 He was never on that boat when he said he was, I know it. 161 00:05:48,387 --> 00:05:50,911 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hmm. Haven't seen her in a while. 162 00:05:50,943 --> 00:05:52,699 _ 163 00:05:52,724 --> 00:05:53,903 _ 164 00:05:53,928 --> 00:05:55,614 I'm not on the force. 165 00:05:55,639 --> 00:05:57,723 I can't get a warrant, but you can. 166 00:05:57,748 --> 00:06:00,577 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh. Maybe this is what Jane was wishing him luck with. 167 00:06:00,602 --> 00:06:02,611 We need his cell phone records, e-mails. 168 00:06:02,636 --> 00:06:04,665 - Michael. - I... 169 00:06:04,690 --> 00:06:07,491 I took a leave of absence to get away from this case. 170 00:06:07,516 --> 00:06:09,713 What happened the night Sin Rostro died... 171 00:06:09,738 --> 00:06:11,167 it was traumatic. 172 00:06:11,191 --> 00:06:12,808 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah. No kidding. 173 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:14,726 (grunting) 174 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:16,650 (gunshot) 175 00:06:16,675 --> 00:06:19,242 I know. But believe me, I wouldn't 176 00:06:19,267 --> 00:06:21,721 be asking if there was another way. 177 00:06:22,597 --> 00:06:24,407 I'll think about it. 178 00:06:24,432 --> 00:06:25,954 DEREK: You've thought about it long enough. 179 00:06:25,979 --> 00:06:28,470 Time's up. I want my hotel. 180 00:06:28,495 --> 00:06:30,749 Unless you prefer jail? 181 00:06:30,908 --> 00:06:32,807 No. 182 00:06:32,832 --> 00:06:34,761 Good choice. 183 00:06:35,238 --> 00:06:36,602 But I can't just hand over 184 00:06:36,627 --> 00:06:38,374 a multimillion dollar property. 185 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:40,001 Okay? There's paperwork, 186 00:06:40,026 --> 00:06:42,087 and I need a story to tell my accountants. 187 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:45,590 You have 48 hours. 188 00:06:49,171 --> 00:06:51,811 (ticking) 189 00:06:54,424 --> 00:06:56,329 (knocking) 190 00:06:56,354 --> 00:06:57,784 Come in. 191 00:06:59,724 --> 00:07:01,813 Hey! 192 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,452 How's my almost-birthday boy? 193 00:07:04,477 --> 00:07:07,500 (kisses) He's good, he's fighting a little cold. 194 00:07:07,525 --> 00:07:09,734 Hey, anything left on your list for the party? 195 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:13,085 Nope. All set. And you... how are you? 196 00:07:13,110 --> 00:07:16,049 Did you, uh, decide what you're gonna do about the... 197 00:07:16,074 --> 00:07:17,734 (whispers): Derek thing? 198 00:07:17,882 --> 00:07:20,448 Um, not yet. 199 00:07:21,894 --> 00:07:24,867 Look... I talked to Michael about it. 200 00:07:24,892 --> 00:07:26,725 He wants to help, and he said that 201 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,417 Derek is the one the police want. 202 00:07:28,443 --> 00:07:30,386 PETRA: It's much more complicated than that. 203 00:07:31,568 --> 00:07:34,358 You don't think that he should turn himself in? 204 00:07:34,383 --> 00:07:36,847 He got the money illegally, he used that money. 205 00:07:36,872 --> 00:07:37,978 Yeah, and he'll get a great lawyer. 206 00:07:38,002 --> 00:07:40,533 And he could still wind up in jail. Look, I have a plan. 207 00:07:40,558 --> 00:07:43,733 A plan? Are you serious? This is Rafael's future. 208 00:07:43,762 --> 00:07:46,900 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'll point out now that this isn't a competition. 209 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:50,337 I'm gonna talk to my lawyer 210 00:07:50,362 --> 00:07:52,012 and see what my options are. 211 00:07:52,037 --> 00:07:53,668 I think that's a great idea. 212 00:07:53,693 --> 00:07:55,957 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And I'll also point out 213 00:07:55,982 --> 00:07:57,274 - _ - Jane won. 214 00:07:57,299 --> 00:07:58,335 Yet again. 215 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,427 MARLENE: So you're on the right track. 216 00:08:00,452 --> 00:08:01,551 - _ - Oh. 217 00:08:01,576 --> 00:08:03,349 I've got just a few small notes, 218 00:08:03,374 --> 00:08:05,011 - then you're good to go. - Great. 219 00:08:05,036 --> 00:08:07,904 Because a pretty big opportunity just fell in my lap. 220 00:08:07,929 --> 00:08:10,073 - Yeah? - A VP at Simon & Schuster 221 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:11,488 agreed to read my work. 222 00:08:11,513 --> 00:08:13,168 - What? - (giggles) 223 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,434 You can't submit this to a publisher. 224 00:08:15,459 --> 00:08:18,204 But you just said it was in great shape. 225 00:08:18,229 --> 00:08:21,009 For a graduate thesis, not for a publisher. 226 00:08:21,303 --> 00:08:23,840 You only get one shot with someone like that. 227 00:08:24,173 --> 00:08:26,297 I just really don't think you should use it 228 00:08:26,322 --> 00:08:28,077 when the work isn't ready. 229 00:08:28,386 --> 00:08:30,644 ROGELIO: Ready to go to work? 230 00:08:30,873 --> 00:08:33,241 Welcome, production personnel, to this 231 00:08:33,266 --> 00:08:35,692 very special production meeting. 232 00:08:35,717 --> 00:08:37,858 With Dina away, I am thrilled 233 00:08:37,883 --> 00:08:40,064 to be your leader today. 234 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,557 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hmm. Guess they don't applaud at production meetings. 235 00:08:43,582 --> 00:08:46,918 All right, now, to the first order of business... 236 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,998 the Telemasivo Sexiest Telenovela Star Alive 237 00:08:50,023 --> 00:08:52,595 Twitter poll. You should all have 238 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:53,842 voting guides. 239 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,876 Vote early and as often as you'd like. 240 00:08:55,901 --> 00:08:58,002 - _ - With your unwavering support 241 00:08:58,028 --> 00:08:59,683 I will vanquish Esteban 242 00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:01,708 for the second year in a row. 243 00:09:03,283 --> 00:09:05,478 - Okay, moving on. - (clears throat) Um, the, uh, 244 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:08,068 crew and I have a matter that we'd like to address. 245 00:09:08,093 --> 00:09:09,897 Of course, anything you need. 246 00:09:09,922 --> 00:09:11,781 I am here to lead. 247 00:09:11,806 --> 00:09:13,994 Our days are too long and our pay is too low. 248 00:09:14,019 --> 00:09:16,451 Oh, you're gonna have to ask someone else about that. I don't... 249 00:09:16,476 --> 00:09:19,050 We want to unionize, but the network refused, so... 250 00:09:19,075 --> 00:09:22,241 - we plan to strike. - Strike? 251 00:09:22,266 --> 00:09:24,793 But Tiago is a big happy family. 252 00:09:24,818 --> 00:09:27,126 Where does these radical notions come from? 253 00:09:27,151 --> 00:09:28,690 _ 254 00:09:29,378 --> 00:09:32,261 _ 255 00:09:32,286 --> 00:09:34,764 _ 256 00:09:34,789 --> 00:09:36,337 _ 257 00:09:36,362 --> 00:09:37,688 _ 258 00:09:37,713 --> 00:09:39,855 _ 259 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,296 _ 260 00:09:41,709 --> 00:09:44,353 _ 261 00:09:45,014 --> 00:09:46,527 _ 262 00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:48,504 BOTH: Sí, se puede, 263 00:09:48,529 --> 00:09:50,237 sí, se puede. 264 00:09:50,262 --> 00:09:52,963 ALL: Sí, se puede, sí, se puede! 265 00:09:52,988 --> 00:09:54,545 Picket lines go up next Friday. 266 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:57,853 What? No. Not next Friday. 267 00:09:57,878 --> 00:09:59,125 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What's next Friday? 268 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:00,123 JANE: Ma, 269 00:10:00,148 --> 00:10:02,366 I know Professor Donaldson hates me, but this didn't 270 00:10:02,391 --> 00:10:04,858 - feel personal. - (distant talking) 271 00:10:04,883 --> 00:10:07,074 Oh, let me call you back, I'm at the studio. 272 00:10:07,099 --> 00:10:08,881 Dad wants to walk me through the wedding layout. 273 00:10:08,906 --> 00:10:12,054 - (indistinct conversations) - Dad, what's going on? 274 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,781 This is madness. The crew's going to strike. 275 00:10:14,806 --> 00:10:17,561 - They want to join a union. - They're not in a union? 276 00:10:17,586 --> 00:10:19,788 That's terrible, with the crazy hours they work? 277 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:20,490 I know, but... 278 00:10:20,515 --> 00:10:22,211 Dad, tell me that you are supporting them. 279 00:10:22,235 --> 00:10:23,968 This is important. I mean, fair is fair. 280 00:10:23,993 --> 00:10:24,707 Exactly. 281 00:10:24,732 --> 00:10:25,929 Thank you, Jane. 282 00:10:25,954 --> 00:10:27,244 Did everyone hear that? 283 00:10:27,269 --> 00:10:30,363 Jane is on our side. Uh, fair is fair. 284 00:10:30,388 --> 00:10:32,061 ALL (chanting): Fair is fair! 285 00:10:32,086 --> 00:10:33,589 - You don't understand! - (chanting continues) 286 00:10:33,614 --> 00:10:36,388 The picket lines go up Friday. Next Friday. 287 00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:38,616 - As in the day before my wedding? - Yes! 288 00:10:38,641 --> 00:10:39,833 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: No! 289 00:10:39,858 --> 00:10:41,684 Oh, we can't cross a picket line for my wedding! 290 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,748 Strike! Strike! Strike! Your wedding is ruined. 291 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,296 Ruined! Ruined! Ruined! 292 00:10:48,549 --> 00:10:50,918 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hmm, I'm not sure who's freaking out more... 293 00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:52,404 Jane or Rogelio. 294 00:10:52,429 --> 00:10:53,654 I'm having chest pains! 295 00:10:53,679 --> 00:10:55,408 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Just kidding. It's Rogelio. 296 00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:57,277 I know, Dad. I know! 297 00:10:57,302 --> 00:11:00,211 Okay, I'll have to come up with a contingency plan. 298 00:11:00,236 --> 00:11:01,600 Agreed. 299 00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:04,629 I will plant drugs on Jerry and have him arrested! 300 00:11:04,654 --> 00:11:07,145 Stop. They have a valid cause. 301 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:09,282 So you need to approach them with compassion. 302 00:11:09,307 --> 00:11:12,151 Oh, I see. So you want me to go full Ro-Cho. 303 00:11:12,176 --> 00:11:13,877 _ 304 00:11:13,902 --> 00:11:15,676 Well... full Ro-Cho. 305 00:11:15,702 --> 00:11:19,451 And maybe also find a way to address their concerns 306 00:11:19,476 --> 00:11:21,221 so that they don't have to strike. 307 00:11:21,246 --> 00:11:23,365 And in case that doesn't work, I'll try 308 00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:25,239 to figure something out for the wedding. 309 00:11:25,264 --> 00:11:26,683 Maybe a new venue? 310 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:28,988 No, but you really wanted to get married in your house, 311 00:11:29,013 --> 00:11:31,535 and I worked so hard building that set. 312 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:35,715 The crew worked so hard building that set. 313 00:11:35,739 --> 00:11:37,851 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hence the need for a strike. 314 00:11:37,877 --> 00:11:39,081 So maybe we move the wedding? 315 00:11:39,106 --> 00:11:41,653 Until after the strike? That could take months. 316 00:11:41,678 --> 00:11:43,138 No, no, I'm not pushing. 317 00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:44,225 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Thank God. 318 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,491 I'd rather move it sooner. 319 00:11:45,516 --> 00:11:48,873 Maybe next week before they vote, so, Thursday. 320 00:11:48,995 --> 00:11:50,519 As a last resort? 321 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,511 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of huge bummers... 322 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:55,320 So, my lawyer said they could go easy on me, 323 00:11:55,345 --> 00:11:58,988 or they could want to make an example out of someone like me. 324 00:11:59,012 --> 00:12:02,100 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Rich, entitled, son of a crime lord. 325 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:04,114 That's exactly what I'm worried about. 326 00:12:04,718 --> 00:12:07,771 Look, I want to believe that everything will work out okay 327 00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:10,559 if you're a good person and you click your heels and wish 328 00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:13,849 on a star, but unfortunately, I just don't think that's true. 329 00:12:13,874 --> 00:12:15,903 And neither does Jane. 330 00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:18,098 Please, just hear my idea. 331 00:12:19,179 --> 00:12:23,107 Raf, you know I have no ulterior motive except that I love you. 332 00:12:24,188 --> 00:12:26,606 As the father of my children. 333 00:12:26,631 --> 00:12:28,365 As my family. 334 00:12:29,066 --> 00:12:32,361 Krishna, hold my calls, please. 335 00:12:32,677 --> 00:12:34,273 JANE: Ma, 336 00:12:34,298 --> 00:12:35,949 any luck with the dress? I'm still on hold. 337 00:12:35,974 --> 00:12:37,465 _ 338 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,625 _ 339 00:12:38,649 --> 00:12:40,254 Tuesday. They can do a fitting on Tuesday. 340 00:12:40,279 --> 00:12:43,025 Okay, hold it, and, Abuela, keep Thursday at 5:00 for Mass. 341 00:12:43,051 --> 00:12:44,650 Okay, Lina's good to go, 342 00:12:44,675 --> 00:12:45,898 and she's telling our friends to be prepared. 343 00:12:45,922 --> 00:12:47,300 I left messages for both my parents, 344 00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:48,508 just got off the phone with the tailor. 345 00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:50,460 If I'm there in 20 minutes, they can fit me today. 346 00:12:50,485 --> 00:12:53,300 So what are you still doing standing there?! Go! Go! Go! Go! 347 00:12:53,325 --> 00:12:55,759 Wait! Is my phone done charging? 348 00:12:56,339 --> 00:12:58,392 Yes, and you got a bunch of missed calls. 349 00:12:58,417 --> 00:12:58,892 Oh. 350 00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:00,146 - Mwah. - Mwah. 351 00:13:00,171 --> 00:13:00,908 _ 352 00:13:00,933 --> 00:13:03,042 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: The Bobby? Beyoncé Bobby? 353 00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:04,594 Jane! It's Bobby. 354 00:13:04,619 --> 00:13:06,281 Listen, bit of a snafu here. 355 00:13:06,306 --> 00:13:08,043 I double-booked for Saturday. 356 00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:10,417 Call me ASAP to confirm Mateo's party. 357 00:13:10,442 --> 00:13:12,206 - Oh, no. Oh, no. - (phone chimes) 358 00:13:12,231 --> 00:13:14,298 Bobby again. Still waiting to hear from you. 359 00:13:14,323 --> 00:13:15,585 - Ugh! - (phone chimes) 360 00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:17,519 Listen, the other person called back, 361 00:13:17,544 --> 00:13:19,811 and I haven't heard from you, so... I have to cancel. 362 00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:21,957 No! Ugh! 363 00:13:21,982 --> 00:13:24,329 ROGELIO: I am confident we can find a solution. 364 00:13:24,354 --> 00:13:26,625 And I hope you love the gift basket. 365 00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:31,217 _ 366 00:13:31,649 --> 00:13:32,928 You really thought 367 00:13:32,953 --> 00:13:35,885 a gift basket would make me abandon my principles? 368 00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:38,919 Of course... not? 369 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,734 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He definitely did. 370 00:13:40,759 --> 00:13:42,886 It's a gesture of solidarity. 371 00:13:42,911 --> 00:13:44,680 Oh, yeah? So there's a raise 372 00:13:44,705 --> 00:13:46,217 and humane hours under the beef jerky? 373 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,277 Oh, come on, Jerry. 374 00:13:47,302 --> 00:13:49,238 I called the head honchos and left word. 375 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,403 Please don't strike. It'll be disastrous 376 00:13:51,428 --> 00:13:53,468 for everyone involved with the show. 377 00:13:53,493 --> 00:13:55,210 That's what you're worried about? 378 00:13:55,285 --> 00:13:56,210 Of course? 379 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:57,988 Has nothing to do with the fact that we just built 380 00:13:58,013 --> 00:13:59,992 a set for Jane's wedding, and it's next week? 381 00:14:00,017 --> 00:14:03,290 Okay, fine! Yes, but it's not only for Jane. 382 00:14:03,314 --> 00:14:05,641 Anyone's daughter can use it, even yours! 383 00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:08,996 My oldest daughter is 15 years old, Rogelio. 384 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,813 Look, it's not about that. 385 00:14:10,838 --> 00:14:13,640 You have no clue what this crew goes through every day. 386 00:14:13,665 --> 00:14:15,489 Then clue me in. 387 00:14:15,514 --> 00:14:17,256 Let me walk in your shoes! 388 00:14:17,471 --> 00:14:18,965 What? 389 00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:21,744 I will join your crew for the week. 390 00:14:21,769 --> 00:14:23,996 (laughs) You wouldn't last a day. 391 00:14:24,021 --> 00:14:25,828 Would you care to wager on that? 392 00:14:25,853 --> 00:14:27,212 What do you have in mind? 393 00:14:27,237 --> 00:14:29,685 If I last the week as a crew member, 394 00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:32,976 you will postpone the strike until after Jane's wedding. 395 00:14:33,645 --> 00:14:36,710 Okay. If you don't, 396 00:14:36,735 --> 00:14:40,093 you become the public face of our strike. Deal? 397 00:14:40,119 --> 00:14:41,664 De... 398 00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:44,871 ear God, the calluses! 399 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:48,988 Can I recommend a paraffin treatment, which... ? 400 00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:52,210 Sorry. I mean... deal. 401 00:14:56,615 --> 00:14:58,837 - (clown laughing, Mateo crying) - Oh. Sweetie. 402 00:14:58,862 --> 00:15:02,987 - I know. I know. He's creepy. - (clown horns honk) 403 00:15:03,012 --> 00:15:05,060 Oh. This is a disaster. 404 00:15:05,085 --> 00:15:06,736 I ruined Mateo's birthday because 405 00:15:06,761 --> 00:15:08,486 I was consumed by my wedding, and now 406 00:15:08,511 --> 00:15:09,865 the only entertainers available are... 407 00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:12,306 (quietly): terrifying clowns or porny clowns! 408 00:15:12,331 --> 00:15:13,767 What am I gonna do?! 409 00:15:13,815 --> 00:15:15,528 _ 410 00:15:15,553 --> 00:15:16,355 What?! 411 00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:18,207 _ 412 00:15:18,232 --> 00:15:19,375 No. It's his first birthday. 413 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,630 _ 414 00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:23,039 _ 415 00:15:23,063 --> 00:15:24,974 Abuela, stop. He deserves a birthday party. 416 00:15:24,999 --> 00:15:27,200 _ 417 00:15:27,225 --> 00:15:28,666 He's having one, end of story. 418 00:15:28,691 --> 00:15:30,217 XIOMARA: Okay, good news. 419 00:15:30,242 --> 00:15:31,806 The Din-o-mites are available Saturday. 420 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,081 Yes! And they're apparently performing at Flamingo Park 421 00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:36,337 tomorrow if you and Mateo want to go check them out. 422 00:15:36,362 --> 00:15:38,361 Oh, no need. Mateo's already seen them 423 00:15:38,386 --> 00:15:40,174 at his friend Ava's birthday. 424 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,199 Book 'em. We're in. Let me update Rafael. 425 00:15:42,224 --> 00:15:45,285 Sorry, he's been in a closed-door meeting with Petra 426 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,759 forever. 427 00:15:46,784 --> 00:15:49,421 With Petra? An-Any idea what it's about? 428 00:15:49,446 --> 00:15:51,453 Nope. Closed door, so... 429 00:15:51,478 --> 00:15:52,352 Right. Okay. 430 00:15:52,377 --> 00:15:53,603 Thanks, Krishna. 431 00:15:53,628 --> 00:15:55,939 Can you watch Mateo? I'll be right back. Mm. 432 00:15:55,964 --> 00:15:56,971 _ 433 00:15:56,996 --> 00:15:58,346 Wait. What's going on? Where are you going? 434 00:15:58,370 --> 00:15:59,519 To make sure Petra doesn't 435 00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:00,575 corrupt Rafael's soul. 436 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,646 Huh. Jane. What a surprise. 437 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,851 Well, I suppose you have a good reason for barging in here. 438 00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:07,467 After a run, apparently. 439 00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:10,646 Birthday party crisis. 440 00:16:10,671 --> 00:16:11,956 Bobby canceled. 441 00:16:11,981 --> 00:16:13,600 Beyoncé Bobby? 442 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:15,666 Oh, no. Do we have a backup? 443 00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:17,030 Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. 444 00:16:17,055 --> 00:16:18,373 My mom found this other group, the Din-o-mites. 445 00:16:18,398 --> 00:16:18,849 PETRA: Doesn't sound like 446 00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:19,943 much of a crisis, then, right? 447 00:16:19,968 --> 00:16:22,374 Certainly not a valid reason to disrupt 448 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,322 a closed-door meeting. (laughs) 449 00:16:24,702 --> 00:16:26,761 No, but I did want to ask Rafael 450 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,392 if he wanted to join Mateo and me 451 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,268 to see the Din-o-mites tomorrow. 452 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,150 You know, just so that he got comfortable with them 453 00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:34,789 and, uh... and didn't freak out at the party. 454 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,303 RAFAEL: Yeah. 455 00:16:37,328 --> 00:16:39,655 Yeah, sure, I'll-I'll be there. 456 00:16:40,444 --> 00:16:42,003 That's it, then? 457 00:16:42,028 --> 00:16:43,398 No more urgent birthday party business? 458 00:16:43,423 --> 00:16:45,233 No, that's it. 459 00:16:48,323 --> 00:16:50,018 Tomorrow. 460 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,859 It's fine, I'll talk to him tomorrow. 461 00:16:51,884 --> 00:16:54,689 Petra won't be there to lure him to the dark side. 462 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,680 Use the force, Jane. 463 00:16:56,705 --> 00:16:58,044 Exactly, I will! 464 00:16:58,069 --> 00:17:00,372 And I'm going to convince him 465 00:17:00,397 --> 00:17:02,095 to turn himself in and work with the police. 466 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,190 - Good. That's what he should do. - Agreed. 467 00:17:04,329 --> 00:17:06,243 He won't have to go to jail, right? 468 00:17:06,268 --> 00:17:08,669 Positioning himself as someone who can help find a connection 469 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,348 between Derek and Mutter is his best bet. 470 00:17:10,373 --> 00:17:12,775 Even though the blackmail's not necessarily connected to her? 471 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,330 But it is, it has to be. 472 00:17:14,356 --> 00:17:15,528 It just doesn't make sense. 473 00:17:15,553 --> 00:17:18,492 Why would Derek blackmail Rafael for a hotel? 474 00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:20,673 Instead of for cash. Yeah, that is weird. 475 00:17:20,698 --> 00:17:21,516 Exactly. 476 00:17:21,556 --> 00:17:23,575 Hey, does this make me, like, your new partner? 477 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,037 (laughs) 478 00:17:25,062 --> 00:17:26,831 Yeah, something like that. 479 00:17:26,856 --> 00:17:28,071 (both laugh, ringtone plays) 480 00:17:28,096 --> 00:17:29,985 Oh. 481 00:17:30,327 --> 00:17:31,590 Susanna. 482 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,448 Oh, take it. Tell her I've been covering for her, 483 00:17:33,473 --> 00:17:34,792 - so it's all good. - Okay. 484 00:17:34,817 --> 00:17:36,233 SUSANNA: Okay. 485 00:17:36,258 --> 00:17:37,038 MICHAEL: You're gonna help me? 486 00:17:37,063 --> 00:17:38,995 I want Mutter caught, too. 487 00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:40,551 So I got the case files. 488 00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:42,204 Tech decoded that flash drive 489 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,943 with the criminals whose faces were changed 490 00:17:43,968 --> 00:17:45,341 by Mutter and Sin Rostro, 491 00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:47,385 - all 200 of 'em. - MICHAEL: Great. 492 00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:49,270 That's... that's great. 493 00:17:49,421 --> 00:17:51,186 Yeah, and at a million bucks a pop. 494 00:17:51,211 --> 00:17:53,469 That's $200 million unaccounted for. 495 00:17:53,494 --> 00:17:54,812 I'll send you the names. 496 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,902 Look for any connection to Derek. 497 00:17:57,415 --> 00:17:59,795 (footfalls approaching) 498 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,759 Jane? Oh, that face. 499 00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:06,189 You are even more adorable in person. 500 00:18:06,214 --> 00:18:08,203 - Wait. Do we... ? - Oh, sorry, sorry. 501 00:18:08,228 --> 00:18:11,411 Your grandmother showed me so many pictures. Beverly Flores. 502 00:18:11,436 --> 00:18:13,147 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Simon & Schuster Beverly Flores? 503 00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:16,081 Yes! Yes. Hi. 504 00:18:16,106 --> 00:18:17,092 - Hi. - Hi. 505 00:18:17,117 --> 00:18:18,742 Such a pleasure to meet you. 506 00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:20,347 - And you. - Oh. 507 00:18:20,372 --> 00:18:22,623 Honestly, I don't read new writers, 508 00:18:22,648 --> 00:18:24,120 but your Abuela is such a hoot. 509 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,886 She promised to pray for me every night if I read your work. 510 00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:27,811 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: The work which 511 00:18:27,836 --> 00:18:30,106 Professor Donaldson said was just good? 512 00:18:30,131 --> 00:18:32,757 And your Abuela says it's just great. 513 00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:34,552 (sighs) Michael. 514 00:18:34,577 --> 00:18:36,868 Oh, wow, you're so much taller than I thought. 515 00:18:36,893 --> 00:18:38,319 Oh. (laughs) 516 00:18:38,343 --> 00:18:41,312 Okay, I will leave you two lovebirds alone. 517 00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:44,724 I'll be looking for you in my inbox, Jane. 518 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,635 Waiting to be wowed. 519 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:49,404 Terrific. Thank... thank you. Thank you so much. 520 00:18:49,477 --> 00:18:51,466 (sighs) Alba's publishing friend? 521 00:18:51,491 --> 00:18:53,087 Oh. What do I do? 522 00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:55,402 Professor Donaldson says I shouldn't send it yet, 523 00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:57,366 but she does hate romance. 524 00:18:57,391 --> 00:19:00,261 - Do you think it's ready? - I don't know. 525 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:01,761 Will you read it? 526 00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:03,274 Of course. I'm dying to. 527 00:19:03,299 --> 00:19:06,404 But I need you to give me an honest opinion. 528 00:19:10,672 --> 00:19:12,761 ROGELIO: Honestly? 529 00:19:12,786 --> 00:19:14,735 These shorts are amazing! 530 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:18,288 It's like a purse, but in pants form. So many pockets. 531 00:19:18,314 --> 00:19:20,811 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Looks like Rogelio is enjoying his new job. 532 00:19:20,836 --> 00:19:22,178 And I can display my calves, 533 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,065 which are the best part of my lower legs. 534 00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:26,391 Okay. Well, you're an electric today, so... 535 00:19:27,038 --> 00:19:29,507 finish wrapping up that cable, put it over there. 536 00:19:29,532 --> 00:19:33,431 Wrap it in... like newspaper? 537 00:19:33,456 --> 00:19:38,185 Pick it up, wind it up, put it over there. 538 00:19:38,904 --> 00:19:42,421 Consider it wrapped. Wow. 539 00:19:42,446 --> 00:19:45,159 I got to get all the lingo down. Hmm. 540 00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:49,469 (sighs) 541 00:19:49,494 --> 00:19:51,355 Oh, boy, it's heavier than I thought. 542 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:54,690 ♪ When you face a scary challenge... ♪ 543 00:19:57,871 --> 00:20:00,914 As soon as they take a break, I am tackling that stegosaurus 544 00:20:00,939 --> 00:20:02,600 and triple-confirming they're free tomorrow. 545 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,990 Yes! Go, Team Mateo! 546 00:20:05,015 --> 00:20:06,388 Yay! 547 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:09,345 (babbles) Yes! Yes. 548 00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:11,998 Hey, so, listen, I wanted to talk to you 549 00:20:12,023 --> 00:20:14,079 about the Derek, um, situation. 550 00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:15,283 PETRA: Oh, there you are! 551 00:20:15,676 --> 00:20:17,479 Petra. 552 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:20,740 Why are you here? 553 00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:24,025 I know how competitive the baby birthday party market can be, 554 00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:25,451 so... 555 00:20:25,476 --> 00:20:27,081 I wanted to check out these, um, 556 00:20:27,106 --> 00:20:29,502 dragon whatevers for Anna and Elsa. 557 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,417 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Translation: she didn't want Jane 558 00:20:31,442 --> 00:20:32,825 to be alone with Rafael. 559 00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:35,038 - They're dinosaurs, not dragons. - Same thing. 560 00:20:35,063 --> 00:20:36,747 Only not really. One existed. 561 00:20:36,772 --> 00:20:39,492 The other is a fictitious monster that breathes fire. 562 00:20:39,517 --> 00:20:41,300 Well, they certainly look similar. 563 00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:42,929 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Something tells me this argument 564 00:20:42,954 --> 00:20:46,065 is about more than dragons versus dinosaurs. 565 00:20:46,338 --> 00:20:48,927 And they weren't the only ones having a tough day. 566 00:20:52,204 --> 00:20:54,313 MAN: Rogelio, over here. 567 00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:57,672 (sighs, fabric tearing) 568 00:20:58,836 --> 00:21:01,606 (sighs) 569 00:21:04,651 --> 00:21:06,550 Finished, boss. 570 00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:08,147 - Really? - Uh-huh. 571 00:21:08,172 --> 00:21:09,588 Ran all the cable? 572 00:21:09,613 --> 00:21:10,866 ROGELIO: Uh-huh. 573 00:21:10,892 --> 00:21:12,335 Okay. 574 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,640 Hit the lights. 575 00:21:15,227 --> 00:21:18,266 (chuckling) 576 00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:20,765 I work out with a trainer three times a week, 577 00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:23,950 but I never knew true physical exertion until today. 578 00:21:23,975 --> 00:21:24,975 _ 579 00:21:25,593 --> 00:21:28,414 (gasps) Have you guys considered 580 00:21:28,439 --> 00:21:30,523 releasing a grip-electric workout DVD? 581 00:21:30,549 --> 00:21:32,487 - You'd make a fortune! - De la Vega, 582 00:21:32,511 --> 00:21:33,959 go to the truck, get some sandbags. 583 00:21:33,984 --> 00:21:36,407 Got it, boss! Great for the glutes. 584 00:21:36,432 --> 00:21:39,295 - It's time we kick things up a notch. - Agreed. 585 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,772 Let's make a little schedule change. 586 00:21:46,747 --> 00:21:48,515 What is going on here? 587 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:51,883 This is lit for my good side, not my great side! 588 00:21:51,908 --> 00:21:52,947 ROGELIO: What does that mean, 589 00:21:52,972 --> 00:21:54,961 Jerry? It means we relight 590 00:21:54,986 --> 00:21:56,252 the whole damn thing. 591 00:21:56,278 --> 00:21:57,300 All that work you did this morning, 592 00:21:57,325 --> 00:21:59,078 you have to do it again. 593 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,211 Hey! No, no, no! 594 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,915 Too late. I already got a great shot. 595 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:05,849 Don't you dare tweet that. 596 00:22:05,874 --> 00:22:07,389 - (bird chirps) - (gasps) 597 00:22:07,414 --> 00:22:11,367 _ 598 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:15,851 All's fair in the battle for Sexiest Telenovela Star. 599 00:22:19,245 --> 00:22:21,591 How you holding up? 600 00:22:21,616 --> 00:22:25,585 Well, I am filled with rage, Jerry. 601 00:22:25,754 --> 00:22:29,981 Which I will channel into my cable duties. 602 00:22:31,844 --> 00:22:34,846 Really? Crashing a kids' festival? 603 00:22:34,871 --> 00:22:36,325 I'm here for the same reason you're here. 604 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:38,071 To find a musical act for my son's birthday. 605 00:22:38,096 --> 00:22:38,741 Oh, please. 606 00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:40,518 You're trying to convince Rafael that you know best. 607 00:22:40,543 --> 00:22:42,209 I'm trying to stop him from doing something dangerous 608 00:22:42,234 --> 00:22:43,617 and stupid. 609 00:22:43,642 --> 00:22:45,335 Good. 'Cause my plan is smart. 610 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,449 (scoffs) 611 00:22:46,474 --> 00:22:47,493 You haven't even heard it. 612 00:22:47,518 --> 00:22:49,517 Fine, Petra, tell me the plan. 613 00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:52,742 ♪ No, you don't go on a picnic with a T. Rex ♪ 614 00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:56,601 ♪ If you do, I guarantee you're gonna be vexed ♪ 615 00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:58,772 ♪ You can fill up your basket ♪ 616 00:22:58,797 --> 00:23:00,866 ♪ With fruits and treats and sweets ♪ 617 00:23:00,891 --> 00:23:02,786 ♪ But once that T. Rex sees ya ♪ 618 00:23:02,811 --> 00:23:04,790 ♪ You'll be just his kind of meat ♪ 619 00:23:04,815 --> 00:23:07,566 ♪ Yum, yum, yum, delicious... ♪ 620 00:23:07,591 --> 00:23:09,660 That's insane! 621 00:23:09,685 --> 00:23:11,071 - It won't work. - RAFAEL: Really? 622 00:23:11,096 --> 00:23:12,906 You guys aren't done arguing yet? 623 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,435 (overlapping arguing) 624 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,511 Stop, 625 00:23:15,535 --> 00:23:16,624 please. 626 00:23:16,649 --> 00:23:18,584 Look, I thought about it, 627 00:23:18,609 --> 00:23:19,369 and... 628 00:23:19,394 --> 00:23:21,550 I'm gonna go with Petra's idea. 629 00:23:21,575 --> 00:23:23,541 (Mateo babbling) 630 00:23:23,566 --> 00:23:27,435 Okay. All right. All right, Mateo. (sighs) 631 00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:30,344 You know, it might not be a competition. 632 00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:34,905 But I must say, it feels good to finally win. 633 00:23:34,930 --> 00:23:38,433 - ♪ Yum, yum, yum, delicious. ♪ - (clapping) 634 00:23:39,538 --> 00:23:41,163 Beautiful. 635 00:23:41,493 --> 00:23:45,025 So much hair and not a single nit. 636 00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:47,605 Yes, well, shampoo. 637 00:23:48,357 --> 00:23:49,905 Can I just say 638 00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:52,760 I liking that Rafael listened to you. 639 00:23:52,784 --> 00:23:55,638 Me, too. This way, he has a chance to get out of this mess. 640 00:23:55,663 --> 00:24:00,384 No. Because I think he is starting to love you again. 641 00:24:00,741 --> 00:24:02,652 What? 642 00:24:02,795 --> 00:24:04,081 No. 643 00:24:04,106 --> 00:24:05,205 Yes. 644 00:24:05,230 --> 00:24:07,670 This is something I have been seeing. 645 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:12,083 The way he is looking at you... 646 00:24:12,108 --> 00:24:13,878 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Huh. 647 00:24:13,903 --> 00:24:16,547 It would seem Petra is warming to this idea. 648 00:24:16,572 --> 00:24:19,734 - (Mateo coughing over speaker) - Aw. Mateo's a little warm, poor thing. 649 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:23,180 I gave him some Tylenol and put on a humidifier. 650 00:24:24,537 --> 00:24:26,355 Michael? 651 00:24:26,401 --> 00:24:27,202 _ 652 00:24:27,228 --> 00:24:29,728 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh. That is cold, Michael. 653 00:24:29,753 --> 00:24:33,169 (coughing continues) 654 00:24:33,369 --> 00:24:36,172 (coughs loudly) Sorry. 655 00:24:36,197 --> 00:24:38,509 _ 656 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:40,849 Oh, my God, I'm... 657 00:24:40,874 --> 00:24:42,911 I fell asleep. I'm so sorry. 658 00:24:42,936 --> 00:24:44,593 No worries. Totally get it. 659 00:24:44,618 --> 00:24:46,158 It's, uh, late. Ish. 660 00:24:46,183 --> 00:24:48,260 For Mateo. Jane, 661 00:24:48,285 --> 00:24:50,204 it's not the writing. 662 00:24:50,229 --> 00:24:52,052 That's great. 663 00:24:52,077 --> 00:24:54,344 But, you know, romance, it's just... 664 00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:56,288 it's not my thing. 665 00:24:56,313 --> 00:25:00,036 Sure. Although you did stay up all night 666 00:25:00,061 --> 00:25:02,187 reading Angelique Harper. And I think 667 00:25:02,212 --> 00:25:04,863 your exact words were "I couldn't put it down." 668 00:25:04,942 --> 00:25:08,205 I promised you that I'd be brutally honest. 669 00:25:08,636 --> 00:25:10,595 It's not as good as Angelique Harper. 670 00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:13,246 But how could it be? It's your first one. 671 00:25:13,271 --> 00:25:16,240 I'm sure it took Angelique a few tries to become... 672 00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:18,465 Angelique, right? 673 00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:20,976 Right. 674 00:25:21,001 --> 00:25:22,676 - (coughing continues) - Yeah. 675 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:25,571 (sighs heavily) 676 00:25:25,596 --> 00:25:27,979 MAN: Everybody up! 677 00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:29,543 Up! 678 00:25:29,568 --> 00:25:31,236 - Federal Bureau of Investigation. - Hands off 679 00:25:31,261 --> 00:25:33,182 - your computer, sir. - Put your hands up. 680 00:25:33,207 --> 00:25:35,304 - What the hell? - We have a warrant. 681 00:25:35,329 --> 00:25:37,173 Start with the computers. 682 00:25:42,919 --> 00:25:44,848 Why'd you do this? 683 00:25:44,873 --> 00:25:45,984 - I didn't. - Let's go, 684 00:25:46,009 --> 00:25:47,766 Mr. Solano. 685 00:25:47,791 --> 00:25:50,942 Petra, call my lawyer now! 686 00:25:51,703 --> 00:25:54,528 - (Mateo coughing) - MICHAEL: He feeling any better? 687 00:25:54,925 --> 00:25:56,512 Poor guy. 688 00:25:56,537 --> 00:25:57,486 I know. 689 00:25:57,511 --> 00:25:59,006 - What'd your mom say? - Well, 690 00:25:59,031 --> 00:26:01,117 if we move the wedding to Thursday, 691 00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:02,657 she'll miss the actual ceremony. 692 00:26:02,682 --> 00:26:03,486 You're kidding. 693 00:26:03,511 --> 00:26:05,329 Her boss has this huge deposition that day. 694 00:26:05,353 --> 00:26:07,615 It was supposed to be Friday, but they already moved it so she could make 695 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,793 the rehearsal dinner. 696 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,932 We can't get married without your mom. 697 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,577 My dad has to come through. 698 00:26:13,602 --> 00:26:15,751 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, fortunately, he was. 699 00:26:15,776 --> 00:26:17,659 Okay. What's next, boss? 700 00:26:17,684 --> 00:26:20,296 I just need you to change out one last lightbulb. 701 00:26:20,321 --> 00:26:23,140 Terrific. Changing out a lightbulb, a job so easy 702 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:24,888 there's a series of jokes about how easy it is. 703 00:26:24,913 --> 00:26:27,174 (chuckles) Up there. 704 00:26:27,723 --> 00:26:29,722 At this point, I'll remind you that Rogelio 705 00:26:29,747 --> 00:26:31,867 has a debilitating fear of heights. 706 00:26:31,892 --> 00:26:34,916 And leprechauns. But that's less pertinent. 707 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:38,514 _ 708 00:26:38,539 --> 00:26:39,626 Are you all right? 709 00:26:40,306 --> 00:26:42,363 Raf, you were gone for hours. 710 00:26:42,388 --> 00:26:43,662 (elevator bell dings) 711 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:46,393 (sighs) 712 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:51,297 It went great. 713 00:26:51,322 --> 00:26:53,970 Derek definitely bought it. I saw him 714 00:26:53,995 --> 00:26:56,195 pacing the halls, looking completely freaked out. 715 00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:58,691 He'll confront you, you'll get him to confess to bribing you, 716 00:26:58,716 --> 00:27:00,472 end of story. 717 00:27:00,496 --> 00:27:03,595 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's right. The whole FBI raid was a setup! 718 00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:05,390 (elevator bell dings) 719 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,356 Those are some great poker faces. 720 00:27:07,629 --> 00:27:10,508 Rogelio's, not so much. 721 00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:12,571 JERRY: It's time to say uncle, Rogelio! 722 00:27:12,596 --> 00:27:13,938 There's no shame in it, man. 723 00:27:13,963 --> 00:27:15,366 Come on. Let's get you down. 724 00:27:15,392 --> 00:27:16,845 I can't. 725 00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:18,176 Rogelio, come on! 726 00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:19,951 I mean... 727 00:27:19,975 --> 00:27:21,377 I really can't. 728 00:27:25,366 --> 00:27:27,945 - (coughing, crying) - Okay, Mr. Sweetface. 729 00:27:27,970 --> 00:27:30,163 I know. Maybe we should call the pediatrician. 730 00:27:30,187 --> 00:27:33,497 - What do you think? Oh, baby. - (phone rings) 731 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:36,933 Hello? Hi, Jerry. What's going on? 732 00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:37,903 (drilling) 733 00:27:37,928 --> 00:27:40,165 You heard me. 734 00:27:40,190 --> 00:27:41,832 What's going on? 735 00:27:41,857 --> 00:27:44,429 It wasn't me. Why would I call the feds? 736 00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:47,227 I don't get the hotel if they freeze your assets. 737 00:27:47,252 --> 00:27:48,630 What's in it for me? 738 00:27:48,655 --> 00:27:51,026 You tell me. We had a deal. 739 00:27:51,052 --> 00:27:53,689 I know. You give me the... 740 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,267 - (loud drilling) - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Shoot! I can't 741 00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:57,081 make that out! What's he saying? 742 00:27:57,106 --> 00:27:59,030 Uh-oh. I'm guessing the recorder 743 00:27:59,055 --> 00:28:00,416 didn't pick it up either. 744 00:28:00,441 --> 00:28:03,226 (drilling stops) 745 00:28:03,669 --> 00:28:05,318 So you're telling me it's not your fault. 746 00:28:05,342 --> 00:28:07,038 That's what I said. 747 00:28:07,063 --> 00:28:09,181 Because of our deal. 748 00:28:09,390 --> 00:28:13,279 I give you the hotel, you don't turn me in. 749 00:28:13,615 --> 00:28:14,700 What? 750 00:28:14,725 --> 00:28:16,602 Well, is that what you're saying? 751 00:28:16,752 --> 00:28:18,719 Where's the recorder? 752 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,836 Or I call 753 00:28:20,861 --> 00:28:22,613 the police. 754 00:28:23,951 --> 00:28:27,021 Nine... one... 755 00:28:27,046 --> 00:28:28,408 Fine. 756 00:28:35,771 --> 00:28:38,256 (sighs) 757 00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:39,725 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, dear. 758 00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:41,079 JERRY: He won't budge. 759 00:28:41,104 --> 00:28:42,010 _ 760 00:28:42,035 --> 00:28:42,810 _ 761 00:28:42,835 --> 00:28:45,024 It's been... two hours. 762 00:28:45,137 --> 00:28:47,433 Can you keep an eye on Mateo? He's sleeping. 763 00:28:47,458 --> 00:28:50,765 Okay. I'm going up. 764 00:28:50,790 --> 00:28:53,328 (exhales) 765 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,411 - (groans) - (whimpers) 766 00:28:57,545 --> 00:28:59,530 (sighs) 767 00:29:00,032 --> 00:29:02,728 They asked me to change a lightbulb, 768 00:29:02,753 --> 00:29:05,605 but I just can't do it. And I know 769 00:29:05,630 --> 00:29:07,410 what you're gonna say, that it doesn't matter, 770 00:29:07,435 --> 00:29:09,018 - that you love me... - Wrong. 771 00:29:09,044 --> 00:29:11,043 - You're doing it. - What?! 772 00:29:11,068 --> 00:29:14,988 Otherwise, Michael's mom can't come to the wedding. 773 00:29:15,013 --> 00:29:18,871 So stop being a baby, walk this catwalk, 774 00:29:18,896 --> 00:29:20,947 and change that freaking lightbulb! 775 00:29:29,097 --> 00:29:30,910 Sí... se... puede. 776 00:29:31,498 --> 00:29:33,329 Sí... 777 00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:35,081 Oh. 778 00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:37,777 (grunts, panting) 779 00:29:37,803 --> 00:29:39,336 No way he makes it. 780 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:42,425 Sí... se... puede. 781 00:29:42,788 --> 00:29:44,509 Okay, I just... 782 00:29:44,537 --> 00:29:45,486 (grunts) 783 00:29:45,511 --> 00:29:47,738 (panting) 784 00:29:48,053 --> 00:29:51,481 ♪ ♪ 785 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:06,955 _ 786 00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:08,960 (laughs) 787 00:30:08,985 --> 00:30:10,701 _ 788 00:30:10,714 --> 00:30:13,954 _ 789 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:18,397 _ 790 00:30:18,422 --> 00:30:20,673 He's been coughing a lot, kind of wheezing. (coughing) 791 00:30:20,698 --> 00:30:22,443 (sighs) 792 00:30:22,469 --> 00:30:25,243 - (coughing continues) - Oh, baby, 793 00:30:25,267 --> 00:30:26,786 you're really warm. 794 00:30:26,811 --> 00:30:29,105 You know what, I'm gonna call the doctor. 795 00:30:29,130 --> 00:30:30,182 (crying) 796 00:30:30,207 --> 00:30:32,861 Uh, what you did up there, for your daughter, 797 00:30:32,886 --> 00:30:34,468 um, I'm impressed. 798 00:30:34,493 --> 00:30:36,037 I know that was hard for you. 799 00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:38,841 So I'll make due on my promise, 800 00:30:38,866 --> 00:30:40,784 and, uh, we'll hold off on the strike. 801 00:30:41,253 --> 00:30:43,475 - Thank you, Jerry. - Sure. 802 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,316 Oh. Huh. 803 00:30:45,341 --> 00:30:48,309 Dad, I just got off the phone with the doctor. 804 00:30:48,334 --> 00:30:50,883 He said that I should bring Mateo into the E.R. 805 00:30:53,624 --> 00:30:55,149 (coughing) 806 00:30:55,174 --> 00:30:57,014 You did the right thing bringing him in. 807 00:30:57,039 --> 00:30:59,257 With the high fever and wheezing, we need to do 808 00:30:59,282 --> 00:31:01,139 a chest X-ray to rule out pneumonia. 809 00:31:01,164 --> 00:31:02,967 And we're gonna need to do some blood work 810 00:31:02,992 --> 00:31:04,920 to rule out bacterial infection. 811 00:31:05,410 --> 00:31:07,223 Who wants to hold him down? 812 00:31:07,248 --> 00:31:08,991 What? While I draw blood. 813 00:31:09,189 --> 00:31:10,512 (sighs) 814 00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:13,414 Uh, me. Me. I'll do it. 815 00:31:13,439 --> 00:31:15,817 - Shh... - DOCTOR: Hold tight. No jerking. 816 00:31:15,842 --> 00:31:18,591 (Mateo screaming) 817 00:31:21,610 --> 00:31:27,355 _ 818 00:31:30,401 --> 00:31:31,607 He's okay. 819 00:31:31,632 --> 00:31:32,641 They ruled out serious 820 00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:34,292 infection, it's not pneumonia. 821 00:31:34,317 --> 00:31:35,047 Oh, thank God. 822 00:31:35,072 --> 00:31:36,024 _ 823 00:31:36,049 --> 00:31:36,748 But they do want to keep him 824 00:31:36,773 --> 00:31:38,360 overnight, watch his breathing, 825 00:31:38,386 --> 00:31:39,338 make sure he's hydrated. 826 00:31:39,371 --> 00:31:40,912 - We'll all stay. - No, no, no, no. 827 00:31:40,936 --> 00:31:41,613 You guys go. 828 00:31:41,638 --> 00:31:42,974 Seriously, it's a tiny room. 829 00:31:42,999 --> 00:31:44,018 Rafael and I have it. 830 00:31:44,043 --> 00:31:45,296 Are you sure? 831 00:31:45,322 --> 00:31:47,103 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 832 00:31:47,797 --> 00:31:49,928 All right, let's go, guys. 833 00:31:49,953 --> 00:31:52,345 - I love you. - I love you, too. 834 00:31:54,925 --> 00:31:56,504 He still asleep? 835 00:31:56,529 --> 00:31:58,574 Out like a light. 836 00:32:01,838 --> 00:32:03,833 Hey, you okay? 837 00:32:04,563 --> 00:32:06,906 I'm just angry at myself. 838 00:32:06,931 --> 00:32:08,658 I should have called the doctor earlier. 839 00:32:08,683 --> 00:32:10,301 Hey, come on. 840 00:32:10,498 --> 00:32:12,265 He got worse quickly. 841 00:32:12,290 --> 00:32:14,925 Yeah, he was sick, I took him out. 842 00:32:14,950 --> 00:32:16,007 It was so stupid. 843 00:32:16,032 --> 00:32:17,722 Yeah, well... 844 00:32:18,430 --> 00:32:21,091 we all do stupid things. 845 00:32:21,893 --> 00:32:23,956 Petra's plan didn't work. 846 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:26,496 Derek caught on. 847 00:32:26,521 --> 00:32:28,154 Oh, no. 848 00:32:28,178 --> 00:32:30,069 I signed over The Fairwick. 849 00:32:30,095 --> 00:32:32,473 Then... so... 850 00:32:32,498 --> 00:32:34,790 what now? You just hope that Derek 851 00:32:34,814 --> 00:32:36,215 never brings it up again? 852 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,616 Well, he got what he wanted. 853 00:32:37,641 --> 00:32:39,380 But when does it end? 854 00:32:39,405 --> 00:32:41,599 I mean, what if he wants something else? 855 00:32:41,790 --> 00:32:45,750 The guy is bad news, and I care about you, I... 856 00:32:49,865 --> 00:32:53,753 I just... I just hope this is the end of it. 857 00:32:53,848 --> 00:32:56,019 (phones beep) 858 00:32:57,472 --> 00:32:59,408 Oh, my God. 859 00:33:00,094 --> 00:33:02,594 He's officially one. 860 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,419 I can't believe it. 861 00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:08,353 (both laugh) 862 00:33:08,378 --> 00:33:09,507 (sighs) 863 00:33:09,532 --> 00:33:10,521 What? 864 00:33:10,546 --> 00:33:11,431 His party. 865 00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:12,389 Oh, my God, 866 00:33:12,414 --> 00:33:14,451 we have to cancel Mateo's party. 867 00:33:14,476 --> 00:33:17,456 _ 868 00:33:18,139 --> 00:33:19,829 Oh, hello, 869 00:33:19,854 --> 00:33:21,882 dear network executives. 870 00:33:21,907 --> 00:33:23,857 What are you doing here at this late hour? 871 00:33:23,881 --> 00:33:25,787 Those two are in charge of replacing our crew 872 00:33:25,812 --> 00:33:27,656 when we fire everyone on Friday. 873 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,709 Wait, what? 874 00:33:28,734 --> 00:33:30,083 Before they strike. 875 00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:32,060 Why not just listen to their concerns? 876 00:33:32,084 --> 00:33:34,008 Because we don't have to. We can do the show 877 00:33:34,033 --> 00:33:34,921 without them. 878 00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:36,773 By the way, congrats, you won 879 00:33:36,798 --> 00:33:37,873 Sexiest Telenovela Star. 880 00:33:37,898 --> 00:33:39,894 Two years running. 881 00:33:45,284 --> 00:33:48,371 Okay, tracked down curly fries. 882 00:33:48,396 --> 00:33:50,742 I love you. 883 00:33:51,783 --> 00:33:54,111 Thank you. 884 00:33:55,156 --> 00:33:58,245 I officially canceled Mateo's birthday, 885 00:33:58,571 --> 00:34:01,689 which I probably should have done a few days ago. 886 00:34:01,714 --> 00:34:03,196 What do you mean? 887 00:34:03,221 --> 00:34:06,068 I was overwhelmed, there was so much going on, 888 00:34:06,092 --> 00:34:07,195 and my grandma pointed out 889 00:34:07,221 --> 00:34:09,293 it wasn't so much for him as it was for us. 890 00:34:09,428 --> 00:34:12,157 Yeah, so what if it was for us? 891 00:34:12,430 --> 00:34:15,345 I mean, we got him through a whole year. 892 00:34:15,370 --> 00:34:17,326 Don't we deserve to celebrate that? 893 00:34:18,110 --> 00:34:21,071 Yeah, we do. 894 00:34:21,777 --> 00:34:24,148 I can't believe it's been 895 00:34:24,173 --> 00:34:25,195 a year. 896 00:34:25,219 --> 00:34:27,903 It feels like just yesterday. 897 00:34:28,081 --> 00:34:29,980 ♪ Show me ♪ 898 00:34:30,814 --> 00:34:34,272 ♪ Who I am and who I could be... ♪ 899 00:34:34,297 --> 00:34:35,693 When he was just a peach. 900 00:34:35,718 --> 00:34:37,577 ♪ Initiate... ♪ 901 00:34:37,602 --> 00:34:39,736 The fetus is around three inches long right now, 902 00:34:39,761 --> 00:34:41,304 about the size of a peach. 903 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,168 ♪ Properly... ♪ 904 00:34:43,990 --> 00:34:46,206 And then seeing him for the first time. 905 00:34:46,733 --> 00:34:49,373 ♪ And I'll run the risk... ♪ 906 00:34:49,398 --> 00:34:51,875 He's beautiful. 907 00:34:51,901 --> 00:34:54,421 ♪ Of being intimate with brokenness... ♪ 908 00:34:54,446 --> 00:34:55,455 He's crawling! 909 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,830 ♪ Through this magnifying glass ♪ 910 00:34:56,855 --> 00:34:57,824 Oh, my God! 911 00:34:57,849 --> 00:34:59,237 Oh, my God. 912 00:34:59,262 --> 00:35:01,163 Oh, my God, Mateo, you're cruising! 913 00:35:01,188 --> 00:35:02,931 (laughs) 914 00:35:02,956 --> 00:35:04,640 (laughing): And when you first saw Bobby, 915 00:35:04,665 --> 00:35:07,333 and you nearly clobbered that other mom. 916 00:35:07,358 --> 00:35:09,637 ♪ Of being intimate with brokenness ♪ 917 00:35:09,661 --> 00:35:10,680 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, right, this was just 918 00:35:10,705 --> 00:35:12,092 before Michael returned. 919 00:35:12,117 --> 00:35:13,082 Do you see that? 920 00:35:13,107 --> 00:35:14,721 We need him. 921 00:35:14,745 --> 00:35:16,411 Ugh, it's so extravagant. 922 00:35:16,436 --> 00:35:17,347 When she and Rafael were 923 00:35:17,372 --> 00:35:19,371 just about to get back together. 924 00:35:19,396 --> 00:35:22,244 Come on, Mateo only turns one once. 925 00:35:22,269 --> 00:35:25,190 Just... find out how to get in touch with Bobby. 926 00:35:25,214 --> 00:35:27,055 - Huh? - (gasps) 927 00:35:27,081 --> 00:35:29,916 ♪ A thousand fingerprints ♪ 928 00:35:29,941 --> 00:35:30,960 It's true. 929 00:35:30,985 --> 00:35:32,815 A lot changes in a year. 930 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,971 We did it. 931 00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:38,945 (sighing): Yeah, we did. 932 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:41,725 ♪ Who I am... ♪ 933 00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:44,468 (sniffles) 934 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,260 And a lot doesn't. 935 00:35:52,038 --> 00:35:54,651 XIOMARA: Knock, knock. 936 00:35:54,676 --> 00:35:56,380 Since you decided to cancel the party, 937 00:35:56,405 --> 00:35:58,344 we decided to bring the party here. 938 00:35:58,862 --> 00:36:00,147 (chuckling): Oh. 939 00:36:00,172 --> 00:36:01,738 Hi. 940 00:36:02,655 --> 00:36:04,987 (chuckling): You guys are so sweet, 941 00:36:05,012 --> 00:36:06,300 I just wish that you had texted 942 00:36:06,325 --> 00:36:08,242 'cause we're getting discharged any minute. 943 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:11,443 _ 944 00:36:11,817 --> 00:36:13,300 I had the art department 945 00:36:13,325 --> 00:36:14,615 make this. 946 00:36:15,297 --> 00:36:16,982 I paid them this time, don't worry. 947 00:36:17,007 --> 00:36:18,690 Mateo will think he had 948 00:36:18,715 --> 00:36:21,109 a party to rival North West's. 949 00:36:21,344 --> 00:36:22,383 Oh. 950 00:36:22,408 --> 00:36:23,576 Oh, and he's wearing 951 00:36:23,601 --> 00:36:25,005 his special birthday outfit. 952 00:36:25,030 --> 00:36:26,472 Oh, that is so... 953 00:36:26,497 --> 00:36:27,685 cute and weird. 954 00:36:27,710 --> 00:36:29,621 Thank you. 955 00:36:31,385 --> 00:36:34,374 ♪ Cumpleaños ♪ 956 00:36:34,399 --> 00:36:36,747 ♪ Feliz ♪ 957 00:36:36,772 --> 00:36:40,959 ♪ Cumpleaños feliz ♪ 958 00:36:40,984 --> 00:36:46,833 ♪ Cumpleaños, Mateo ♪ 959 00:36:46,858 --> 00:36:51,092 ♪ Cumpleaños feliz. ♪ 960 00:36:51,117 --> 00:36:54,315 Hey, look. 961 00:36:57,723 --> 00:36:59,615 ROGELIO: Hey. We take a picture for his book. 962 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:00,973 But, find his light first. 963 00:37:00,998 --> 00:37:03,071 _ 964 00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:05,498 (laughing) 965 00:37:07,763 --> 00:37:09,449 So, listen. 966 00:37:09,474 --> 00:37:10,302 Huh? 967 00:37:10,327 --> 00:37:11,735 I have some bad news. 968 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,033 I know you wanted your wedding 969 00:37:13,058 --> 00:37:15,126 on Saturday, but I have to join 970 00:37:15,151 --> 00:37:16,599 the picket line on Friday. 971 00:37:16,675 --> 00:37:18,031 But you changed the lightbulb. 972 00:37:18,056 --> 00:37:19,499 They were gonna walk out on Sunday. 973 00:37:19,524 --> 00:37:22,856 Telemasivo executives plan to replace them before that, 974 00:37:22,881 --> 00:37:24,624 and I can't let that happen. 975 00:37:24,648 --> 00:37:26,472 I get that. 976 00:37:26,497 --> 00:37:29,160 I'll just find another venue so that Michael's mom can come. 977 00:37:29,185 --> 00:37:31,181 Oh, no, I figured that part out. 978 00:37:31,206 --> 00:37:31,710 Kenny, 979 00:37:31,735 --> 00:37:32,696 our second AC, 980 00:37:32,729 --> 00:37:33,930 has a sister who flies helicopters, 981 00:37:33,955 --> 00:37:35,437 so for just $3,500, 982 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:37,922 she will pick up Michael's mother 983 00:37:37,947 --> 00:37:40,240 after her deposition and deliver her to church 984 00:37:40,265 --> 00:37:41,668 with time to spare. 985 00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:42,465 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted, 986 00:37:42,490 --> 00:37:44,624 that this was just this type of crazy spending 987 00:37:44,649 --> 00:37:46,520 that Jane had been trying to curb. 988 00:37:46,545 --> 00:37:49,725 What the heck? This is my wedding, fly her in. 989 00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:52,691 Oh, stop, you don't have to read it. 990 00:37:52,716 --> 00:37:53,928 Just go back to Derek's case. 991 00:37:53,953 --> 00:37:55,312 No, I'm reading your book. 992 00:37:55,337 --> 00:37:56,879 Yeah, 993 00:37:56,905 --> 00:37:59,569 okay, but I decided, I could do better. 994 00:37:59,926 --> 00:38:01,731 You know, I mean, 995 00:38:02,106 --> 00:38:04,650 I've changed so much this past year, and that? 996 00:38:04,675 --> 00:38:05,574 That's like a... 997 00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:07,186 first pancake, you know? 998 00:38:07,211 --> 00:38:09,528 A little off. I want to give Beverly the second pancake, 999 00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:11,189 which I told her in non-pancake terms. 1000 00:38:11,214 --> 00:38:12,765 - What'd she say? - Oh, that 1001 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,847 she'll look for it in the future. We'll see. 1002 00:38:14,872 --> 00:38:16,649 I just... (clicks tongue) 1003 00:38:16,674 --> 00:38:18,843 I want to dig deeper. 1004 00:38:18,868 --> 00:38:20,553 What? 1005 00:38:20,578 --> 00:38:22,695 Dig deeper, in my writing. 1006 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,094 Dig deeper. 1007 00:38:25,119 --> 00:38:27,238 I... will. 1008 00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,576 No, what if there 1009 00:38:29,601 --> 00:38:31,925 is something underneath the Fairwick. 1010 00:38:31,950 --> 00:38:33,813 What if they dug tunnels... 1011 00:38:33,838 --> 00:38:35,868 tunnels that are connected to the Marbella, 1012 00:38:35,893 --> 00:38:37,437 tunnels that were filled in, 1013 00:38:37,463 --> 00:38:38,937 when we found the plastic surgery suites. 1014 00:38:38,962 --> 00:38:41,493 Maybe that's why this hotel is so important. 1015 00:38:41,518 --> 00:38:44,267 Maybe this is where the missing money is. 1016 00:38:44,292 --> 00:38:46,644 Think about it, why else would Mutter need the Fairwick? 1017 00:38:46,670 --> 00:38:48,669 That's got to be where she stashed the money. 1018 00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:50,353 SUSANNA: Cordero, we don't have a warrant. 1019 00:38:50,378 --> 00:38:53,187 You don't think Derek could take 200 million bucks and flee? 1020 00:38:53,212 --> 00:38:54,640 Exigent circumstances. 1021 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:55,834 No warrant needed. 1022 00:38:55,858 --> 00:38:57,807 Meet me there. 1023 00:38:57,838 --> 00:38:59,742 _ 1024 00:39:00,670 --> 00:39:02,719 Hello? 1025 00:39:02,744 --> 00:39:04,649 Is anyone here? 1026 00:39:04,673 --> 00:39:06,686 (metal banging) 1027 00:39:13,258 --> 00:39:15,117 What the... ? 1028 00:39:15,142 --> 00:39:16,662 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Is it the money? 1029 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:19,120 Wait, no, it's... 1030 00:39:19,145 --> 00:39:21,326 _ 1031 00:39:26,091 --> 00:39:28,000 Don't worry. 1032 00:39:28,025 --> 00:39:30,034 I left her in the Fairwick, and I'm in the air... 1033 00:39:30,059 --> 00:39:32,454 with the money. 1034 00:39:32,983 --> 00:39:34,772 (knocking on door) 1035 00:39:34,797 --> 00:39:36,112 JANE: It's open! 1036 00:39:40,577 --> 00:39:42,174 Oh, uh... 1037 00:39:42,199 --> 00:39:44,278 I thought you were Rafael. 1038 00:39:44,843 --> 00:39:47,846 I'm here to apologize... profusely. 1039 00:39:47,871 --> 00:39:48,880 (laughs) 1040 00:39:49,405 --> 00:39:51,568 For, um... 1041 00:39:51,593 --> 00:39:53,887 for snapping at you at the park. 1042 00:39:53,912 --> 00:39:55,346 That was not... 1043 00:39:55,371 --> 00:39:56,664 Din-o-mite? 1044 00:39:56,689 --> 00:39:58,223 Kind of me. 1045 00:39:58,395 --> 00:39:59,876 I know... 1046 00:39:59,901 --> 00:40:01,148 it's not a competition. 1047 00:40:01,173 --> 00:40:02,252 Yeah, well... 1048 00:40:02,277 --> 00:40:04,099 I'm starting to think it is, actually. 1049 00:40:04,124 --> 00:40:05,183 Excuse me? 1050 00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:06,812 And I do hope Rafael comes 1051 00:40:06,837 --> 00:40:07,946 to me for advice more. 1052 00:40:07,971 --> 00:40:09,076 - What?! - Because 1053 00:40:09,101 --> 00:40:10,067 I won't tell him to do 1054 00:40:10,092 --> 00:40:12,957 crazy things like staging a fake FBI raid. 1055 00:40:12,982 --> 00:40:14,758 Well, I was trying something at least. 1056 00:40:14,784 --> 00:40:16,094 The wrong thing. 1057 00:40:16,119 --> 00:40:17,737 Oh, will you stop already? 1058 00:40:17,762 --> 00:40:19,677 There is no right or wrong, 1059 00:40:19,702 --> 00:40:21,105 - Jane. - That is not true. 1060 00:40:21,130 --> 00:40:23,097 So, you think it's right for him to go to jail? 1061 00:40:23,967 --> 00:40:26,284 Look, you're an optimist, that's all, 1062 00:40:26,309 --> 00:40:28,247 and I'm a realist, and I'm getting tired of you 1063 00:40:28,273 --> 00:40:29,731 assuming that you're the better person. 1064 00:40:37,296 --> 00:40:40,097 Which brings us here, now. 1065 00:40:40,122 --> 00:40:41,510 How's it going, Petra? 1066 00:40:42,476 --> 00:40:45,349 Perfectly, really. 1067 00:40:45,374 --> 00:40:47,673 I think Rafael has feelings for me again. 1068 00:40:47,698 --> 00:40:50,007 He can see I'm the person for him, not Jane. 1069 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:52,124 Very funny. 1070 00:40:52,465 --> 00:40:54,107 (laughs) 1071 00:40:54,132 --> 00:40:56,616 Well, I wanting to be sounding like beautiful sister. 1072 00:40:57,270 --> 00:40:58,795 Did it work? 1073 00:40:58,820 --> 00:40:59,737 Yes. 1074 00:40:59,762 --> 00:41:01,965 Well done, Anezka. 1075 00:41:03,414 --> 00:41:07,274 Wig is not perfect, but I do better next time. 1076 00:41:10,516 --> 00:41:11,906 I can see what 1077 00:41:11,930 --> 00:41:13,638 Petra seeing in him, actually. 1078 00:41:13,663 --> 00:41:14,717 He-he is 1079 00:41:14,742 --> 00:41:16,735 being very charming. 1080 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,074 You stay away from that man. 1081 00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,129 Don't worry. 1082 00:41:21,154 --> 00:41:23,227 I won't mess up plan 1083 00:41:23,252 --> 00:41:25,003 we have spent whole year working on. 1084 00:41:25,261 --> 00:41:26,723 Wow. 1085 00:41:27,150 --> 00:41:29,308 Has it been year already? 1086 00:41:30,844 --> 00:41:32,974 Time flies. 1087 00:41:34,809 --> 00:41:38,341 _