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Hey.
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Hi, how was the screening?
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Oh, Sheldon invoked Rosa Parks
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to make somebody who
cut the line feel bad,
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but only the
white people felt bad.
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Ugh, I should've never bought
him that coloring book
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that explains
Black History Month.
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How'd it go with my mother?
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Uh, you know,
it started a little rocky,
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but I think we got
to a good place.
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Wow.
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Well done.
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Yeah, and when I dropped her off
at the hotel,
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she even gave me a hug.
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Did she think
you were choking or...
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I'm sorry, that's great.
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Thank you for
spending time with her.
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No problem.
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Um, so listen,
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I don't know if you have
any plans next weekend,
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but I kind of promised your mom
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we'd have another
wedding ceremony
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so she could attend this time.
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Wait, we're gonna
get married again?
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Yeah, kind of, but now we can
invite our friends and family.
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Seems like a lot
of trouble for a hug.
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Come on, it'll be fun,
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and, you know, your mom
was genuinely hurt
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we didn't invite her
to the first one.
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Look, in our defense,
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it was kind of a spur
of the moment thing,
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and also, we don't like her.
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Leonard, come on,
she's your mom.
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If we can do something
to make her happy,
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why wouldn't we?
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I just said why...
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we don't like her.
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Hey, look,
then forget about her,
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let's do it for us.
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We could keep it
small and informal.
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This time we can
invite our families.
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Is your brother out of prison?
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Thanks to overcrowding, yeah.
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I'd love it
if my dad could come.
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Oh, you have to invite him.
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I haven't seen him
since the divorce.
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Oh, he's like a different man.
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Oh.
He stopped twitching,
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and I think he grew
an inch and a half.
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Well, then it's settled.
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Yay.
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God.
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So funny.
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I never thought my second
marriage would be to you!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x24 ♪
The Convergence Convergence
Original Air D
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Okay, so it's not
a legal ceremony,
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it's just a chance for us
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to redo our vows
so everyone can be part of it.
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So there's no maid of honor?
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No.
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Huh.
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But if I were to, say,
wear a purple satin dress
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with a sweetheart neckline
and stand near you,
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you wouldn't be able
to stop me, right?
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I don't see how I could.
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Then I graciously accept.
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Who's going to officiate?
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I was kind of hoping you would.
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Wait, now I'm just some
lousy maid of honor?
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Hey, good news, I just got off
the phone with my mother.
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She is coming to the wedding.
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Okay, wait,
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you're inviting people
to our wedding?
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Yes, I'm inviting
people to our wedding.
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Yeah, I've already asked
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Stephen Hawking
and Robert Downey Jr.
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And now, don't get your hopes
up, 'cause he's pretty busy,
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but Erno Rubik.
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Who's Erno Rubik?
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Seriously?
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He invented the Rubik's Cube.
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Okay, fine,
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but why would you invite him
to our wedding?
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Because, despite his fame
and fortune,
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he strikes me as a lonely man.
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Well, it's very sweet
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of you to go to all this trouble
for Leonard's mother.
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Yeah, I'm also doing it
for Leonard.
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I think this could really help
their relationship.
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How dare you invite your father
without consulting me!
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Sorry, but I don't think
I need your permission
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to have my father at my wedding.
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You do understand our marriage
ended because he had an affair.
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I know,
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and there's no excuse for that.
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He claimed I was cold,
emasculating,
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and hadn't shown him any
physical affection for years.
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I was wrong, there's
three excuses for that.
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Oh, my God.
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It's working.
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You sure?
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Look.
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The system is maintaining
its own stability,
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the quantum vortex apparatus is
now controlling the orientation.
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You're right.
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You realize what this means?
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Yeah.
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I do.
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It's proof of concept.
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We've got a
workable guidance system.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks!
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Hey,
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I just got an e-mail
from the U.S. Air Force.
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Open it.
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Hmm.
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"We request a meeting at your
earliest convenience
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"regarding your
quantum guidance system,
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provisional patent 62/295118."
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That's weird.
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Is there a window around
here we don't know about?
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I'm sure
it's just a coincidence.
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Yeah, of course.
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What else could it be?
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Boy, do I love America.
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Thank you for picking me up.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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I was speaking to
your young lady.
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My pleasure, Mrs. Cooper.
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Oh, please call me Mary.
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Okay, Mary.
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You know,
that doesn't work for me,
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let's stay with Mrs. Cooper.
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Sheldon, don't be silly.
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Wait, what?
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That's what I called you
till I got to know you better.
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It was so nice of Leonard
and Penny to invite me.
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Well, actually, I...
It sure was.
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I've always had a special place
in my heart for Leonard.
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Taking care of my baby
all these years.
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Excuse me,
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I take care of him.
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Sure you do.
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So who else is coming
to this shindig?
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Oh, well, the usual gang.
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Penny's family
is coming tomorrow.
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Yeah, and Leonard's mother's
already here.
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Oh, Beverly.
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How nice.
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You've met her, right?
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Yes, I have.
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Mother, she's an atheist,
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not a vampire.
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Either way, let's stop
and get some garlic.
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So, Mary, how have you been?
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Well, thank you
so much for asking.
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I've been well, and you?
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Very good.
Good.
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I don't know what
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we were worried about;
they're getting along great.
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Sheldon tells me
your husband's coming.
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My ex-husband.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Don't be.
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All right.
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Whew, chilly.
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I think I can see my breath.
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We can hear you.
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Sorry.
Sorry.
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I can't believe I was so naive.
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The military is just gonna
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take over the whole project.
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And you know what happens
if we object?
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We disappear.
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Like off the map.
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Like every American Idol winner
since season four.
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Come on, Howard,
you're overreacting.
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Am I?
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Am I?
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Wha... what do you want to bet
some black ops guy
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is reprinting
my high school yearbook
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and I'm no longer in it?
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That chess club picture is now
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just David Zimmerman
and Elaine Cho.
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Okay, look,
I'm on the Air Force Web site,
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and the department
that e-mailed you
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is in charge of acquisitions.
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So maybe they just
want to give you
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a lot of money
for your invention.
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Oh, please, that's
not how it works.
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You saw E.T., Avatar,
Jurassic World.
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The military just shows up
and takes over.
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You do realize those weren't
documentaries, right?
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I'm sorry, you find this funny?
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No, I was just thinking
about Jurassic World.
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Boy, that was terrible.
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Oh, we have to use the stairs.
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When are they gonna fix
your elevator?
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Uh... I don't... any day now.
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Well, the stairs are fine.
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Besides, your
mother is up there.
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Maybe I'll have a heart attack
and not have to see her.
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Hey, I, I know things
are a little rough
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with you and Mom,
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but I'm really
glad you're here.
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Me, too.
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I should have never had that
angioplasty because I feel fine.
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Penny's really looking
forward to seeing you.
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Ah, she's a sweetie.
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You got a good one there,
Leonard.
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Thanks, Dad.
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How the hell did you do that?
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Isn't this nice?
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Hey, we're here.
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Alfred!
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Thank you for coming!
Oh.
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Well, happy to be here.
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And congratulations.
Thank you.
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Dad, you remember Sheldon.
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Dr. Hofstadter.
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Dr. Cooper.
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This is Sheldon's mother, Mary.
How do you do?
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Nice to meet you.
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And his girlfriend, Amy.
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A pleasure.
Hi.
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And, of course, Mom.
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Hello, my hateful shrew.
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Hello to you,
you wrinkled old bastard.
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All right, now I'm starting
to sense a little tension.
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All right, you two, don't start.
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Penny and I are throwing this
second wedding for your benefit.
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Can you please not ruin it?
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Of course. I'm sorry.
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Oh, look at that...
you can apologize.
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Mom!
I'm sorry.
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You know, the Bible
says forgiveness...
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Mom!
I'm sorry.
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Uh, who's hungry?
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We have a reservation
at the best restaurant in town.
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It only got three-and-a-half
stars on Yelp.
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Sheldon!
I'm not sorry. That's true.
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I don't know what to do.
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It's the Air Force.
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I mean, should I respond
to their e-mail?
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Ignore it?
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You can't ignore it.
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It's not that postcard
that says it's time
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to go back to the dentist.
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Guys, come on.
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We're meeting everyone
for dinner.
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One sec. I'm just afraid
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if I respond,
then they'll know I got it.
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Oh, dude.
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00:10:50,077 --> 00:10:51,376
The minute you opened
that e-mail,
264
00:10:51,378 --> 00:10:52,477
they knew you got it.
265
00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:53,611
I mean, they're probably
looking at you
266
00:10:53,613 --> 00:10:55,880
through the camera right now.
Oh, damn.
267
00:10:57,784 --> 00:10:59,451
I love America.
268
00:11:02,089 --> 00:11:03,521
Are you done with this nonsense?
269
00:11:03,523 --> 00:11:04,756
It's not nonsense.
270
00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:06,691
This is how the
U.S. military works.
271
00:11:06,693 --> 00:11:08,259
Oh, if it's even
the U.S. military.
272
00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:11,129
It could be foreign military
pretending to be American.
273
00:11:11,131 --> 00:11:13,531
You're right. We turn our
guidance system over to them,
274
00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:15,967
next thing we know,
they're using it against us.
275
00:11:17,738 --> 00:11:20,505
I also love the enemies
of America.
276
00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:32,617
Penny, I hope the example
of my failed marriage
277
00:11:32,619 --> 00:11:35,019
to Leonard's father
doesn't discourage you
278
00:11:35,021 --> 00:11:37,288
from the commitment
you've made to one another.
279
00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:40,458
Oh, of course not.
280
00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:44,529
Although Alfred and I had a lot
more going for us than you two.
281
00:11:46,099 --> 00:11:49,501
Mom, please save something
for the toast.
282
00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,641
So, Alfred, what is it
that you do for a living?
283
00:11:56,643 --> 00:11:57,909
Oh, I'm an anthropologist.
284
00:11:57,911 --> 00:12:00,612
I study ancient peoples
and cultures.
285
00:12:00,614 --> 00:12:02,614
My goodness, so all the way
back to the Flood.
286
00:12:05,485 --> 00:12:07,986
Don't laugh...
she wasn't joking.
287
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,321
Play with your phone.
288
00:12:13,894 --> 00:12:15,593
Well, on that note,
289
00:12:15,595 --> 00:12:18,463
there are many cultures
that have an apocalyptic flood
290
00:12:18,465 --> 00:12:19,964
as part of their mythology.
291
00:12:19,966 --> 00:12:21,666
I don't have a mythology.
292
00:12:21,668 --> 00:12:23,401
I have the unerring Word of God.
293
00:12:23,403 --> 00:12:24,803
But that's very interesting.
294
00:12:24,805 --> 00:12:26,070
Oh.
295
00:12:26,072 --> 00:12:28,173
I-I didn't mean to
disparage your faith.
296
00:12:28,175 --> 00:12:29,941
Actually, I admire it.
297
00:12:29,943 --> 00:12:31,209
Really?
Yes.
298
00:12:31,211 --> 00:12:32,677
Yes, I'm an agnostic myself,
299
00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:34,979
but I have prayed,
many times, to God,
300
00:12:34,981 --> 00:12:38,516
to turn my wife
into a pillar of salt.
301
00:12:39,352 --> 00:12:40,652
Well, He came close.
302
00:12:40,654 --> 00:12:42,687
Turned her into
a giant block of ice.
303
00:12:47,694 --> 00:12:49,561
Howard, there must be someone
at the university
304
00:12:49,563 --> 00:12:50,829
you can go to for help.
305
00:12:50,831 --> 00:12:52,397
Are you kidding?
306
00:12:52,399 --> 00:12:53,965
They're probably the ones
who leaked it
307
00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:55,767
to the military
in the first place.
308
00:12:56,903 --> 00:12:59,771
What about the guy
on the Channel Four News?
309
00:12:59,773 --> 00:13:01,973
You know,
"Four on Your Side"?
310
00:13:01,975 --> 00:13:03,875
Maybe he can be on your side.
311
00:13:05,345 --> 00:13:07,645
I'm being harassed
by the government,
312
00:13:07,647 --> 00:13:11,249
not trying to get to the bottom
of a dog-walking scam.
313
00:13:12,552 --> 00:13:14,085
Oh, stop!
314
00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:15,653
You know what's
really happening?
315
00:13:15,655 --> 00:13:17,188
All the movies
you've watched,
316
00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:18,590
the TV shows, the comic books...
317
00:13:18,592 --> 00:13:20,291
they've completely twisted
your thinking.
318
00:13:20,293 --> 00:13:21,860
No one's after you,
no one's listening to you,
319
00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:23,895
no one cares about you.
320
00:13:25,699 --> 00:13:26,931
I'd like to think
321
00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:29,434
the "Four on Your Side" guy
cares about me.
322
00:13:32,405 --> 00:13:34,472
You know, Beverly,
I know you and Alfred
323
00:13:34,474 --> 00:13:37,175
have your differences,
but if you think about it,
324
00:13:37,177 --> 00:13:39,777
if you hadn't married him,
there'd be no Leonard.
325
00:13:40,981 --> 00:13:42,480
So that's good, right?
326
00:13:42,482 --> 00:13:43,514
Eh.
327
00:13:49,222 --> 00:13:51,689
Is that Howard
in front of us?
328
00:13:51,691 --> 00:13:53,258
Oh, maybe.
329
00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:55,159
Get closer.
330
00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:58,463
Oh, God.
331
00:13:58,465 --> 00:14:01,266
I think someone's
following us.
332
00:14:01,268 --> 00:14:03,568
You're being ridiculous.
333
00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:06,337
I'm not being ridiculous...
he's right on my tail.
334
00:14:06,339 --> 00:14:09,307
Uh, turn left here
and see if he turns with us.
335
00:14:10,377 --> 00:14:12,477
Well, why is
he turning here?
336
00:14:12,479 --> 00:14:14,345
The restaurant's the other way.
I don't know.
337
00:14:14,347 --> 00:14:16,714
He uses that traffic app.
Maybe there's an accident.
338
00:14:16,716 --> 00:14:18,216
Oh, so follow him.
339
00:14:20,754 --> 00:14:22,020
Oh, no!
340
00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:26,024
I told you!
341
00:14:26,026 --> 00:14:28,626
It's probably
just a coincidence.
342
00:14:28,628 --> 00:14:31,262
Speed up a little,
see if he stays with you.
343
00:14:31,264 --> 00:14:32,797
Well, go faster.
344
00:14:32,799 --> 00:14:34,165
You're losing him.
What is his hurry?
345
00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:35,466
You know what,
flash your lights.
346
00:14:35,468 --> 00:14:36,734
Let him know it's you.
347
00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:39,070
He's flashing his lights.
348
00:14:39,072 --> 00:14:40,505
What's that mean?
349
00:14:40,507 --> 00:14:42,307
I-I think he wants us
to pull over.
350
00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:43,841
Do not pull over!
351
00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:45,243
I'm not raising this baby alone!
352
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,379
Hang on!
353
00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:54,852
So, after
your husband passed,
354
00:14:54,854 --> 00:14:56,521
you never remarried?
355
00:14:56,523 --> 00:14:59,057
No, just focused on work
and the church.
356
00:14:59,059 --> 00:15:00,325
Ah. And what do you do?
357
00:15:00,327 --> 00:15:02,527
I work at the church.
358
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:05,830
Well, they're lucky
to have you.
359
00:15:05,832 --> 00:15:07,799
Well, thank you.
360
00:15:07,801 --> 00:15:09,867
You're welcome.
361
00:15:09,869 --> 00:15:12,003
Do you realize
what's happening here?
362
00:15:12,005 --> 00:15:13,571
Yeah, I do.
363
00:15:13,573 --> 00:15:16,274
They're filling up on bread
and ruining their meal.
364
00:15:19,813 --> 00:15:20,845
- Hey.
- Hey.
365
00:15:20,847 --> 00:15:22,413
What took you guys so long?
366
00:15:22,415 --> 00:15:24,582
Oh, we were following Howard,
but for some reason,
367
00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:27,251
he turned off his headlights
and went up a one-way street.
368
00:15:28,822 --> 00:15:30,388
So, what did we miss?
369
00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:32,490
Oh, just Mary and I getting
to know each other a little.
370
00:15:32,492 --> 00:15:34,792
Leonard, your father
is just charming.
371
00:15:34,794 --> 00:15:35,827
He's also broke.
372
00:15:35,829 --> 00:15:37,261
Did he mention that?
373
00:15:39,499 --> 00:15:42,567
Okay, Mom,
you sit over there...
374
00:15:44,004 --> 00:15:46,371
And I'm gonna call Bernadette
and see what's keeping them.
375
00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:49,474
If I'd known you were broke,
376
00:15:49,476 --> 00:15:51,743
I wouldn't have made
a big deal about the bread.
377
00:15:56,816 --> 00:15:58,249
Hey, Penny.
378
00:15:59,252 --> 00:16:00,752
What are you talking about?
379
00:16:02,989 --> 00:16:05,089
Oh, that was you?
380
00:16:06,593 --> 00:16:08,092
Long story.
381
00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:09,627
Why don't you go ahead and eat.
382
00:16:09,629 --> 00:16:10,928
We're gonna be a while.
383
00:16:15,168 --> 00:16:17,435
I'm telling you,
I'm not on drugs.
384
00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:20,438
The government's out to get me!
385
00:16:23,176 --> 00:16:26,044
Now, one of the more exciting
things to be found recently
386
00:16:26,046 --> 00:16:27,578
is that Neanderthals
387
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:30,982
and Homo sapiens frequently
mated with each other.
388
00:16:30,984 --> 00:16:34,352
Well, that certainly explains
my marriage to Sheldon's father.
389
00:16:37,357 --> 00:16:41,092
That's funny, because my father
was not a very clever man.
390
00:16:41,961 --> 00:16:43,761
I'd be lost without you.
391
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:49,167
Uh, I would like
to propose a toast
392
00:16:49,169 --> 00:16:51,069
to my wife and bride-to-be.
393
00:16:51,071 --> 00:16:52,336
See, that's funny because...
394
00:16:52,338 --> 00:16:53,504
Back to your phone.
395
00:16:56,342 --> 00:16:58,176
Penny...
396
00:16:58,178 --> 00:17:00,244
I've always known I loved you,
397
00:17:00,246 --> 00:17:02,747
but this last year has shown me
398
00:17:02,749 --> 00:17:04,982
that I also love
being married to you.
399
00:17:04,984 --> 00:17:07,485
Thank you
for saying yes.
400
00:17:07,487 --> 00:17:10,621
Oh, thanks for asking
until I did.
401
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:12,657
Hear, hear.
402
00:17:12,659 --> 00:17:13,891
Cheers.
403
00:17:15,361 --> 00:17:17,895
I, uh, I would also like
to make a toast.
404
00:17:17,897 --> 00:17:18,863
Aw.
405
00:17:18,865 --> 00:17:20,765
Leonard,
406
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:23,034
I am so happy
that you have found a woman
407
00:17:23,036 --> 00:17:24,969
who loves and cares for you.
408
00:17:24,971 --> 00:17:27,138
What the hell is that
supposed to mean?
409
00:17:29,075 --> 00:17:30,908
Why don't you take a pill?
410
00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:32,610
Like you did before sex?
411
00:17:32,612 --> 00:17:34,345
What I really needed
412
00:17:34,347 --> 00:17:36,147
was a blindfold.
413
00:17:36,149 --> 00:17:37,715
All right, everyone...
414
00:17:37,717 --> 00:17:39,183
calm down.
415
00:17:39,185 --> 00:17:40,918
Let's all remember what
it says in the Bible:
416
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,054
"He who is slow to anger
417
00:17:43,056 --> 00:17:45,289
is better than the mighty."
418
00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:48,493
Oh, dear woman, can you please
read another book?
419
00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:52,897
When God writes one, I will.
420
00:17:58,972 --> 00:18:02,340
Um, if-if we want to order
the soufflé,
421
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,542
we might want to get on that.
422
00:18:08,515 --> 00:18:10,982
Leonard, if you don't mind,
I-I think I'm a little tired.
423
00:18:10,984 --> 00:18:12,183
I'm gonna call it a night.
424
00:18:12,185 --> 00:18:13,684
Sure, Dad.
425
00:18:13,686 --> 00:18:15,553
I'm a little
tuckered out myself,
426
00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:17,688
so I will see you all
in the morning.
427
00:18:18,725 --> 00:18:20,224
Would you like
to share a cab?
428
00:18:20,226 --> 00:18:21,425
That would be fine.
429
00:18:21,427 --> 00:18:23,060
Where are you staying?
I'm at the Westin.
430
00:18:23,062 --> 00:18:24,295
Oh, so am I.
431
00:18:24,297 --> 00:18:25,630
Can I interest you
in a nightcap?
432
00:18:25,632 --> 00:18:28,065
I think that you could.
433
00:18:32,805 --> 00:18:35,072
What is happening there?
434
00:18:35,074 --> 00:18:37,608
I think it's pretty obvious.
435
00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:39,944
They don't want dessert
'cause they filled up on bread.
436
00:18:48,612 --> 00:18:50,412
She's still not answering.
437
00:18:51,615 --> 00:18:54,616
My father's not texting me back.
438
00:18:56,453 --> 00:18:59,621
: 'Cause they both
turned their phones off.
439
00:19:04,661 --> 00:19:07,796
I don't like this at all.
440
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,431
I don't like it either.
441
00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:10,699
Really?
442
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:12,768
'Cause I love it.
443
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:24,074
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