1 00:00:00,510 --> 00:00:02,048 Crowing up, my brother Barry 2 00:00:02,058 --> 00:00:04,234 had a favorite shirt he couldn't live without. 3 00:00:04,244 --> 00:00:07,056 It logged nearly 7,000 hours on his body 4 00:00:07,123 --> 00:00:10,260 and took part in over 2,000 loads of laundry. 5 00:00:10,327 --> 00:00:12,696 He even gave it a name, Big Orange. 6 00:00:12,761 --> 00:00:15,480 - Bye, Mom, off to school. - Whoa! Back it up. 7 00:00:15,490 --> 00:00:18,397 It's picture day for the yearbook. You're not wearing that shirt. 8 00:00:18,407 --> 00:00:20,876 The creamsicle orange really makes me pop off the page. 9 00:00:20,943 --> 00:00:24,213 No. No way. You wear that thing all the time. 10 00:00:24,279 --> 00:00:26,613 Just look at these pictures from last year. 11 00:00:26,895 --> 00:00:28,585 Wrestling team, orange shirt. 12 00:00:28,651 --> 00:00:30,586 Beatboxing club, orange shirt. 13 00:00:30,653 --> 00:00:32,922 Nunchucking Society, orange shirt. 14 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:36,591 Don't forget Zombie Survival Club. Colleges are gonna snap me up. 15 00:00:36,659 --> 00:00:38,828 You know what the coolest club is? 16 00:00:38,895 --> 00:00:42,361 The handsome Oxford button down club! Huh? 17 00:00:42,371 --> 00:00:44,136 Look at me and know this. 18 00:00:44,146 --> 00:00:46,240 I will never take off Big Orange. 19 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,785 I will get married in this shirt. 20 00:00:47,795 --> 00:00:49,685 I will win the Super Bowl in this shirt. 21 00:00:49,695 --> 00:00:53,746 I will become President of the United States of America in this shirt. 22 00:00:53,756 --> 00:00:56,580 Well, then I'm not gonna come to your inauguration. 23 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,492 Who am I kidding? Of course I'll be there. 24 00:00:58,502 --> 00:01:00,832 And I'll iron that shirt. 25 00:01:01,358 --> 00:01:03,434 And as bad as it was for my mom, 26 00:01:03,444 --> 00:01:06,037 it was even worse for his girlfriend Lainey. 27 00:01:06,955 --> 00:01:09,158 Happy anniversary, babe! 28 00:01:09,224 --> 00:01:11,893 Dude, I spent hours on my make-up, fixing my hair, 29 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:13,494 and squeezing into this dress. 30 00:01:13,561 --> 00:01:15,030 I'm so lucky I'm a boy. 31 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:18,333 I woke up like this. I was wearing this shirt and everything. 32 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,411 ♪ 33 00:01:20,421 --> 00:01:23,671 Lainey always looked at my mom as a surrogate smother, 34 00:01:23,739 --> 00:01:26,244 but nothing bonded them more than one thing. 35 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:27,609 God, I hate that shirt. 36 00:01:27,619 --> 00:01:29,248 He looks like a walking circus peanut. 37 00:01:29,258 --> 00:01:30,550 He looks like an angry Cheez-It. 38 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,056 It's like I'm dating a glass of Tang. 39 00:01:32,066 --> 00:01:35,133 Once, when he was wearing it, a panhandler gave him change. 40 00:01:35,143 --> 00:01:37,654 I had a dream I married it and we had little orange shirt babies. 41 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:39,515 I wish I could get him to ditch it once and for all, 42 00:01:39,525 --> 00:01:41,999 - but he won't listen to me. - (scoffs) Or me. 43 00:01:42,009 --> 00:01:43,256 Wait. 44 00:01:44,198 --> 00:01:45,737 - What about us. - Us? 45 00:01:45,747 --> 00:01:47,512 Separately, we can't control him, 46 00:01:47,522 --> 00:01:50,591 but together, we can join forces and destroy him! 47 00:01:50,657 --> 00:01:52,826 - With love. - I like where this is going. 48 00:01:52,836 --> 00:01:55,629 - We hit him hard and fast. - Let's juice this orange. 49 00:01:55,639 --> 00:01:58,031 Babe. We're gonna take you to the mall and buy a new shirt. 50 00:01:58,098 --> 00:01:59,666 Already got one. Thanks. 51 00:01:59,734 --> 00:02:02,370 Really think you should let us take you shopping, Schmoo. 52 00:02:02,436 --> 00:02:04,033 Mm, maybe some other time. 53 00:02:04,043 --> 00:02:05,890 - Oh, assuming there is time. - I'm just trying to help you, Barry. 54 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:07,943 And so the mother-girlfriend onslaught began. 55 00:02:07,953 --> 00:02:10,392 My mom and Lainey spent the next 10 minutes laying down 56 00:02:10,402 --> 00:02:13,033 the most intense guilt trip our family had ever seen. 57 00:02:13,043 --> 00:02:14,677 All I know is I'll probably just die brokenhearted. 58 00:02:14,687 --> 00:02:16,613 If that's the truth, then why don't you trust me? 59 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,516 Do you not love me? 60 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,379 Okay. 61 00:02:21,389 --> 00:02:22,444 - Great! - Wonderful. 62 00:02:22,454 --> 00:02:23,787 (Both laugh) 63 00:02:23,854 --> 00:02:26,189 - What just happened? - I think you're going shopping 64 00:02:26,255 --> 00:02:27,624 for a new shirt, kiddo. 65 00:02:27,692 --> 00:02:30,504 I really don't need one. This one's great. 66 00:02:30,514 --> 00:02:32,431 - (Muffled) Oh, shoot. - Oops. 67 00:02:32,441 --> 00:02:36,023 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 68 00:02:36,033 --> 00:02:41,871 ♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say ♪ 69 00:02:41,938 --> 00:02:43,373 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 70 00:02:43,439 --> 00:02:47,154 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 71 00:02:48,156 --> 00:02:50,347 It was May 11, 1980-something, 72 00:02:50,414 --> 00:02:52,550 and I was climbing the ladder to my treehouse. 73 00:02:52,616 --> 00:02:55,586 It was my sanctuary, the place I felt most safe. 74 00:02:55,652 --> 00:02:57,601 Oh! Balls! 75 00:02:58,284 --> 00:03:00,979 That's it. This treehouse is coming down. 76 00:03:00,989 --> 00:03:04,426 Your mother told me to tear that thing immediately two years ago. 77 00:03:04,493 --> 00:03:07,028 I was hoping it would rot from the tree, but no such luck. 78 00:03:07,094 --> 00:03:09,697 No! You can't just destroy a piece of our childhood. 79 00:03:09,763 --> 00:03:12,499 Trash it. It blocks my rays during peak sun. 80 00:03:12,566 --> 00:03:15,710 - Peak sun! There you go. - No. Don't listen to her. 81 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,304 That's my fortress of solitude. 82 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:21,124 (Groans) Can you please dismantle Adam's fortress of dorkitude now? 83 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,921 I would love to get a good base before pool-party season starts. 84 00:03:23,931 --> 00:03:26,714 - I'm gonna get my sledgehammer. - Never! 85 00:03:26,781 --> 00:03:28,282 Damn it. Where are you going? 86 00:03:28,350 --> 00:03:30,985 The only way to get me down is if you remove me yourself! 87 00:03:31,052 --> 00:03:32,518 Whoa! 88 00:03:33,898 --> 00:03:37,058 Please don't do this. That treehouse means everything to me. 89 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:39,693 Why is this the one time you're not giving in to your laziness? 90 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,961 Because I just had my morning nap. 91 00:03:42,382 --> 00:03:45,044 Erica, help me out here. Dad's threatening to be handy. 92 00:03:45,054 --> 00:03:46,329 Talk some sense into him! 93 00:03:46,339 --> 00:03:48,070 What about your experience with me makes you think 94 00:03:48,136 --> 00:03:50,579 I'm gonna care about this conversation at all? 95 00:03:50,589 --> 00:03:53,483 How can you say that? Don't you remember all the awesome stuff 96 00:03:53,574 --> 00:03:54,875 we used to do up there? 97 00:03:54,885 --> 00:03:56,996 Sleepovers, stargazing, 98 00:03:57,006 --> 00:03:59,446 the bottle-rocket wars, the Goldberg Gang. 99 00:03:59,513 --> 00:04:01,623 No idea what you're talking about. 100 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:03,053 Don't you? 101 00:04:04,173 --> 00:04:08,489 Maybe the case of the missing skeletor will jog your memory. 102 00:04:08,555 --> 00:04:10,858 Two days ago, our detective agency got a lead 103 00:04:10,924 --> 00:04:13,512 on a missing skeletor action figure. 104 00:04:13,522 --> 00:04:16,493 The details of the case reside in this dossier. 105 00:04:16,558 --> 00:04:19,261 Back in the day, kid crime solvers were all the rage. 106 00:04:19,328 --> 00:04:22,698 Nancy Drew inspired us to form our own detective agency 107 00:04:22,765 --> 00:04:24,734 with a completely original name... 108 00:04:24,801 --> 00:04:26,868 - Goldberg Gang here. - Or not. 109 00:04:26,936 --> 00:04:28,505 After examining all our clues, 110 00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:30,772 our evidence leads us to this spot. 111 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:34,409 Dad? We need to see what's under you. 112 00:04:34,476 --> 00:04:37,480 I told you I don't have your stupid toy, now stop aggriv... 113 00:04:37,546 --> 00:04:39,549 Looks like Goldberg Gang is gonna have to set up 114 00:04:39,616 --> 00:04:42,118 one of those stealthy, intricate traps. 115 00:04:42,185 --> 00:04:43,619 Dad, there's pizza in the kitchen. 116 00:04:43,686 --> 00:04:45,488 What? 117 00:04:45,554 --> 00:04:49,024 Yes! Case closed! To the treehouse! 118 00:04:49,813 --> 00:04:53,229 Okay, stop! I remember the stupid Goldberg Gang. 119 00:04:53,296 --> 00:04:55,731 Now erase the tape so I can go back to forgetting it. 120 00:04:55,798 --> 00:04:58,267 Oh, come on. Can't we do one last case 121 00:04:58,334 --> 00:05:01,303 before the treehouse goes? Just like the old days? 122 00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:03,607 Oh, look! Lucky's missing! 123 00:05:03,673 --> 00:05:05,074 It's the case of the missing... 124 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:06,609 Damn it. She's right there. 125 00:05:06,964 --> 00:05:09,111 As I was hoping to reunite the Goldberg Gang, 126 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:11,480 Lainey and my mom were desperate 127 00:05:11,546 --> 00:05:13,481 to rid Barry of his trusty shirt. 128 00:05:13,549 --> 00:05:15,685 I can't wait for you to try these on. 129 00:05:15,751 --> 00:05:17,719 You're gonna be the handsomest boy in the whole world. 130 00:05:17,786 --> 00:05:19,822 But you said I'm already the handsomest boy in the whole world. 131 00:05:19,888 --> 00:05:21,256 Now you can break your own record! 132 00:05:21,323 --> 00:05:24,793 - Just like Wayne Gretzky! - The great one? Yes! 133 00:05:24,861 --> 00:05:27,997 Distracting him with hockey people. You're good. 134 00:05:28,063 --> 00:05:29,664 I learned from the best. 135 00:05:31,071 --> 00:05:33,649 That day, Lainey and my mom manipulated Barry 136 00:05:33,659 --> 00:05:36,271 into the most epic trying-on-clothes montage 137 00:05:36,339 --> 00:05:38,040 That the '80s had ever seen. 138 00:05:39,276 --> 00:05:42,953 It started out fun, colorful, and somewhat stylish... 139 00:05:43,472 --> 00:05:44,946 But after two grueling hours 140 00:05:45,013 --> 00:05:47,810 and an ungodly amount of acid-washed denim... 141 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:48,917 (Gasps) 142 00:05:48,984 --> 00:05:50,753 It became just plain ugly. 143 00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:52,889 ♪ And don't it feel good? ♪ 144 00:05:52,955 --> 00:05:54,957 ♪ I'll say it, I'll say it, I'll say it again, now ♪ 145 00:05:55,024 --> 00:05:56,492 ♪ And don't it feel good? ♪ 146 00:05:56,558 --> 00:05:57,992 ♪ Whoa ♪ 147 00:05:58,002 --> 00:06:01,296 - He looks so cute! - We fixed him. 148 00:06:01,363 --> 00:06:04,200 - You sure about this? - Baby, I'm telling you, you look hot. 149 00:06:04,265 --> 00:06:06,301 Richard Grieco hot. 150 00:06:06,368 --> 00:06:09,270 Looks like Big Orange's reign of terror is finally over! 151 00:06:09,337 --> 00:06:10,739 (Sighs) 152 00:06:10,806 --> 00:06:12,140 Yeah, it wasn't. 153 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:13,909 - Hey! - Um, what is happening right now? 154 00:06:13,976 --> 00:06:15,145 What the (Bleep)? 155 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:18,648 You have a closet full of new clothes. Why is that back on your body? 156 00:06:18,658 --> 00:06:22,028 I got an algebra quiz I'm not gonna study for, so I need my lucky shirt. 157 00:06:22,038 --> 00:06:24,586 Oh, and Thursday is Naked Rob's birthday. 158 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,222 He expects me to dress up. 159 00:06:26,289 --> 00:06:28,424 And Friday is Big Orange Friday. 160 00:06:28,491 --> 00:06:30,669 Got to wear Big Orange. 161 00:06:30,679 --> 00:06:32,500 It's back and more disgusting than ever. 162 00:06:32,510 --> 00:06:33,712 How did it not work? 163 00:06:33,779 --> 00:06:36,635 God, I just wish that shirt could disappear. 164 00:06:36,645 --> 00:06:38,382 - Couldn't it? - What are you saying? 165 00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:40,418 Accidents happen all the time. 166 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:41,719 Look, 167 00:06:41,786 --> 00:06:43,755 I'm not saying we shouldn't do what you're suggesting 168 00:06:43,822 --> 00:06:46,491 right now, but if there was an accident... 169 00:06:46,558 --> 00:06:49,594 - Clothes are very fragile. - It's really got to look like one, 170 00:06:49,661 --> 00:06:52,198 - if it were to happen. - Which it won't. 171 00:06:52,264 --> 00:06:54,599 - (Both chuckle) - Unless it does. 172 00:06:56,801 --> 00:06:59,003 Ooh, Duran Duran is playing downtown this weekend. 173 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,161 Want to go? 174 00:07:00,171 --> 00:07:02,539 Can't. It's my stepdad's last day before he turns himself in. 175 00:07:02,549 --> 00:07:03,595 (Buzzer) 176 00:07:03,605 --> 00:07:05,428 Boom! Dryer's done. 177 00:07:05,438 --> 00:07:06,907 Come to papa, Big Orange. 178 00:07:06,972 --> 00:07:09,875 Let those awesome threads magnify this awesome bod. 179 00:07:13,012 --> 00:07:14,914 What the hell? 180 00:07:14,981 --> 00:07:16,958 I could've sworn I... 181 00:07:18,017 --> 00:07:19,348 (Gasps) 182 00:07:19,358 --> 00:07:20,845 No. 183 00:07:21,301 --> 00:07:24,289 No, no, no, no, no! 184 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:26,291 And in that moment, my brother Barry 185 00:07:26,359 --> 00:07:29,628 came face-to-face with the greatest tragedy of his young life. 186 00:07:29,638 --> 00:07:31,636 Stay with me, Big Orange. It's not as bad as it looks. 187 00:07:31,646 --> 00:07:33,407 The colors are draining from him! 188 00:07:33,417 --> 00:07:36,103 You got to fight. Come on, buddy! Stay with me! 189 00:07:36,113 --> 00:07:37,724 Want me to tell him it's just a shirt? 190 00:07:37,734 --> 00:07:39,267 Don't just sit there. Do something! 191 00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:41,389 - What do you want me to do? - Call 911. 192 00:07:41,399 --> 00:07:44,067 Tell them there's an emergency, but don't get into details. 193 00:07:44,077 --> 00:07:47,417 Hurry! Tell them to put a shirt doctor in the ambulance. 194 00:07:47,427 --> 00:07:50,440 God, why do bad things happen to good T-shirts? 195 00:07:50,450 --> 00:07:52,134 I don't know. Mom made a mistake? 196 00:07:52,144 --> 00:07:54,264 Mom never makes laundry mistakes. 197 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:55,752 Someone's out to get me! 198 00:07:55,818 --> 00:07:57,686 A third party did this on purpose! 199 00:07:57,753 --> 00:08:00,356 Well, it's done. Just cleaned out the treehouse. 200 00:08:00,424 --> 00:08:02,230 The Goldberg Gang is officially out of business. 201 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,061 No. Not yet! 202 00:08:04,071 --> 00:08:06,528 There's one more case I need them to solve. 203 00:08:06,538 --> 00:08:08,728 There's been a murder, 204 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,915 a shirt murder. 205 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:13,000 This has my stepdad written all over it. 206 00:08:13,010 --> 00:08:14,612 To the treehouse! 207 00:08:15,441 --> 00:08:16,931 Even though Big Orange was gone, 208 00:08:16,941 --> 00:08:19,980 Barry refused to rest until the culprit was found. 209 00:08:20,045 --> 00:08:21,780 We know you could've taken this case to anyone, 210 00:08:21,847 --> 00:08:23,649 so we appreciate you coming to us. 211 00:08:23,716 --> 00:08:25,951 Yeah. This is dumb, so I'm gonna go. 212 00:08:26,017 --> 00:08:28,821 No! Wait! You guys got to help me find out who did this. 213 00:08:28,887 --> 00:08:31,690 Big Orange's spirit will not rest until the perpetrator 214 00:08:31,757 --> 00:08:33,057 has been found and paid his debt. 215 00:08:33,067 --> 00:08:36,104 - And what's in it for us? - You mean besides the justice served? 216 00:08:36,169 --> 00:08:41,202 - Yeah, I'm gonna need something real. - I'll also pay you $7,000. 217 00:08:41,566 --> 00:08:43,420 Um, yeah, no brainer. 218 00:08:43,430 --> 00:08:44,664 It's my bar mitzvah money. 219 00:08:44,729 --> 00:08:47,065 I've been saving it up for a moment exactly like this. 220 00:08:47,132 --> 00:08:49,536 For when someone destroyed your $10 T-shirt? 221 00:08:49,602 --> 00:08:51,504 Don't you want to save it for a trip to Europe 222 00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:54,107 - or a down-payment on a h... - Don't answer that. 223 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,543 The Goldberg Gang is on the case. 224 00:08:55,553 --> 00:08:57,355 - Yes! - You know the drill, Erica. 225 00:08:57,365 --> 00:08:59,003 To the treehouse! 226 00:09:01,258 --> 00:09:03,871 That means frantically run to the backyard and start the case. 227 00:09:03,881 --> 00:09:05,510 You know, to the treehouse! 228 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,621 Fine, but we're walking at a regular pace. 229 00:09:07,688 --> 00:09:09,174 To the treehouse! 230 00:09:09,184 --> 00:09:11,959 At long last, the Goldberg Gang was back on the beat! 231 00:09:12,026 --> 00:09:13,494 But before we could catch the culprit, 232 00:09:13,561 --> 00:09:16,335 we first had to go over the usual suspects. 233 00:09:16,345 --> 00:09:19,195 Okay. This investigation is officially open. 234 00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:20,940 - It was Mom. - Too obvious! 235 00:09:21,007 --> 00:09:22,508 We need to think outside the box. 236 00:09:22,575 --> 00:09:25,745 - It was Mom. - Figure out who has the means... 237 00:09:25,811 --> 00:09:27,759 (Reading) 238 00:09:27,769 --> 00:09:29,051 Which spells "Mom". 239 00:09:29,061 --> 00:09:31,446 Coincidence! Fortunately for us, 240 00:09:31,456 --> 00:09:34,420 I've narrowed it down to only 36 suspects. 241 00:09:34,487 --> 00:09:36,636 Suspect number one, Pops. 242 00:09:36,646 --> 00:09:39,226 Put a few martinis in him, he's capable of anything. 243 00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:42,095 - It was Mom. - Suspect number two, me. 244 00:09:42,105 --> 00:09:44,906 Am I guilty? Probably not, but I do sleepwalk. 245 00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:47,483 - It was Mom. - Suspect number three! 246 00:09:47,493 --> 00:09:50,129 - What is that? - A ghost, classic Scooby Doo villain. 247 00:09:50,196 --> 00:09:51,630 Again, it was Mom. 248 00:09:51,698 --> 00:09:54,100 This is not a mystery, we're not detectives, 249 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:56,604 and this is not our headquarters. 250 00:09:56,614 --> 00:09:59,138 What are you guys doing up here? 251 00:09:59,205 --> 00:10:00,872 I told you I'm tearing this down. 252 00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:03,613 You can't. Not now. This case is heating up, man. 253 00:10:03,623 --> 00:10:04,944 Enough with the case! 254 00:10:04,954 --> 00:10:06,108 I don't want you out there, 255 00:10:06,118 --> 00:10:07,923 running around like a loose cannon, 256 00:10:07,933 --> 00:10:10,401 because it's my ass on the line, and I won't have it! 257 00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:12,176 I got to find the truth! 258 00:10:12,186 --> 00:10:14,393 It's gotten too personal. You're off the case. 259 00:10:14,403 --> 00:10:16,462 Give me your magnifying glass and your hat. 260 00:10:16,527 --> 00:10:18,196 You can't shut us down, old man! 261 00:10:18,263 --> 00:10:20,132 Me and my partner will not rest till 262 00:10:20,199 --> 00:10:23,368 we track down and interrogate every single option. 263 00:10:23,435 --> 00:10:25,573 And so our intense search began. 264 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,698 - It was you. - Me? Please. (Chuckles) 265 00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:30,565 You know how much I respect laundry. 266 00:10:30,575 --> 00:10:32,044 My record's impeccable. 267 00:10:32,054 --> 00:10:34,045 - Well, maybe it wasn't an accident. - What are you saying? 268 00:10:34,055 --> 00:10:35,747 You've always had it out for that shirt. 269 00:10:35,814 --> 00:10:37,268 Looks like you finally pulled the trigger. 270 00:10:37,278 --> 00:10:39,963 Or it's not one person at all. 271 00:10:40,145 --> 00:10:42,717 Maybe a crime this complex is a two-man job. 272 00:10:42,727 --> 00:10:44,863 You don't know what you're talking about, nerd boy! 273 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:47,105 I mean, don't interrupt your sister. 274 00:10:47,115 --> 00:10:48,588 You know, manners and stuff. 275 00:10:48,598 --> 00:10:52,349 I know that you're guilty, and eventually, you'll crack. 276 00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:56,037 Until then, we will follow every lead and not stop until... 277 00:10:56,047 --> 00:10:57,503 Where'd she go? 278 00:10:58,077 --> 00:11:00,445 (Whispering) To the treehouse! 279 00:11:01,818 --> 00:11:03,820 This is bad. Real bad! 280 00:11:03,887 --> 00:11:05,088 They're closing in on us. 281 00:11:05,155 --> 00:11:07,700 - Hold it together. They got nothing. - There's bleach on my hands. 282 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,680 Just remember, this was for Barry's own good. 283 00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:12,294 So you keep your pretty little mouth shut! (Gasps) 284 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,962 Looking good, snuggy boo. 285 00:11:14,972 --> 00:11:16,440 How do the new threads feel? 286 00:11:16,506 --> 00:11:20,745 - I look like a foreigner. - A handsome, stylish foreigner. 287 00:11:20,812 --> 00:11:23,107 Like a super hot Balki Bartokomous. 288 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,882 I miss my old shirt. 289 00:11:24,949 --> 00:11:26,884 I don't know who I am anymore. 290 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:30,026 Am I big or tasty? No one knows! 291 00:11:30,746 --> 00:11:32,524 What have we done? 292 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:35,094 - When he finds out, it's all over. - Well, he's not gonna find out. 293 00:11:35,104 --> 00:11:36,306 - Ya dig? - I dig. 294 00:11:36,373 --> 00:11:40,009 Repeat after me. "I am rock solid." 295 00:11:40,076 --> 00:11:43,046 I am rock solid. 296 00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:44,606 It was your mom and I. We're, like, totally guilty. 297 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,128 I have one question. Who are you covering for? 298 00:11:47,138 --> 00:11:49,882 What? No one. I literally just confessed. 299 00:11:49,892 --> 00:11:51,694 Well, isn't that convenient? 300 00:11:51,704 --> 00:11:54,871 Typical patsy taking the fall for a network of criminals above you. 301 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,415 Why is he talking like that? I, like, literally confessed. 302 00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:58,635 It's pathetic. 303 00:11:58,645 --> 00:12:01,758 He's stretching out the whole Goldberg Gang thing as long as he can. 304 00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:03,538 - Just ignore him. - Look, you got to drop it. 305 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,858 If Barry finds out what I did, he'll never forgive me. 306 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,323 Fine. Your secret's safe with me. 307 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,662 I'll save your implausible relationship with my brother. 308 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:13,932 You can't ignore the facts! This conspiracy runs deep. 309 00:12:13,998 --> 00:12:16,667 I'll bring the real culprits to justice. You'll see! 310 00:12:16,734 --> 00:12:19,103 Lainey may have confessed, but I wasn't convinced. 311 00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:21,487 I was about to blow this case wide open. 312 00:12:21,497 --> 00:12:22,480 Dude, you okay? 313 00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:24,247 Yeah, Adam said you had a bathroom-based emergency. 314 00:12:24,257 --> 00:12:26,651 Yeah, I brought the back-up khakis from my locker. 315 00:12:26,661 --> 00:12:28,327 This isn't my first rodeo. 316 00:12:28,337 --> 00:12:32,400 What? Adam said you guys had a bathroom-based emergency. 317 00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:34,968 I, too, have attended that sad rodeo. 318 00:12:34,978 --> 00:12:36,770 Gentlemen. 319 00:12:36,837 --> 00:12:39,775 There is no bathroom-based emergency, 320 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,288 only a laundry-based mystery, 321 00:12:42,298 --> 00:12:43,846 and I've gathered all of you here 322 00:12:43,911 --> 00:12:45,980 'cause the culprit stands amongst us. 323 00:12:46,297 --> 00:12:47,863 JTP, is this true? 324 00:12:47,873 --> 00:12:48,947 - What? - Never! 325 00:12:48,957 --> 00:12:50,923 So that's a no on the khakis? 326 00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:53,347 They were all over at the house on the day in question. 327 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,714 That means all of you had opportunity. 328 00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:57,358 - That's insane. - Insane 329 00:12:57,425 --> 00:13:00,603 like the jealousy you felt every time Barry wore Big Orange? 330 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,136 You loved that shirt but knew you could never pull it off, 331 00:13:03,146 --> 00:13:05,614 - 'cause you were too tiny. - I prefer small-boned. 332 00:13:05,624 --> 00:13:07,462 Or was it Naked Rob? 333 00:13:07,472 --> 00:13:11,568 - A closet Penguins fan. - The Penguins? Robert. 334 00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:14,872 - I was born in Pittsburgh. - Or maybe it was Geoff Schwartz! 335 00:13:14,882 --> 00:13:18,364 You knew taking out Barry's favorite shirt would make him melt down. 336 00:13:18,374 --> 00:13:21,812 Lainey would have to console him, leaving Erica without a best friend 337 00:13:21,822 --> 00:13:24,254 and plenty of time for you to win her heart. 338 00:13:24,264 --> 00:13:26,373 - Wait, would that work? - I will kill you dead! 339 00:13:26,383 --> 00:13:29,335 - No, Barry. I didn't do it! - He's right. He didn't do it... 340 00:13:29,345 --> 00:13:30,591 alone. 341 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,124 It was the entire JTP! 342 00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:35,890 Okay. If this is true, 343 00:13:36,527 --> 00:13:38,193 I must disband the JTP. 344 00:13:38,203 --> 00:13:40,551 - All: JTP? - Oh, it's true. 345 00:13:40,561 --> 00:13:43,147 Thank God I kept digging even after Lainey confessed 346 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:45,141 to destroying the shirt with Mom. 347 00:13:45,151 --> 00:13:46,863 Yeah, thank God. 348 00:13:47,998 --> 00:13:50,639 Wait, what? I can't believe the two of you 349 00:13:50,649 --> 00:13:52,340 would betray me like this. 350 00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:55,243 Big Orange was better to me than either of you ever were. 351 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,895 It's just a shirt, babe. We didn't know how much it meant to you. 352 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:00,430 And in our defense, we didn't know we'd get caught. 353 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,003 I don't want to hear it! From this moment on, 354 00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:06,536 I officially declare I have no girlfriend and no mother. 355 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,807 - You can't do that. - Yeah, you can't do that. 356 00:14:08,817 --> 00:14:11,198 Well, you can do it to her, but you can't do it to your mother. 357 00:14:11,265 --> 00:14:14,369 I say this all the time, you only have one mother. 358 00:14:14,435 --> 00:14:15,536 Well, I'll find another one. 359 00:14:15,603 --> 00:14:17,505 - You wouldn't dare. - I will. 360 00:14:17,571 --> 00:14:19,506 I'll tell that nice, old lunch lady 361 00:14:19,574 --> 00:14:22,743 who always calls me "son" to put her money where her mouth is. 362 00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:24,411 Well, I hate to point fingers, 363 00:14:24,421 --> 00:14:26,446 but, uh, this is on you and only you 364 00:14:26,513 --> 00:14:28,149 and no one else and not me. 365 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,225 Are you kidding me? This whole thing was your idea. 366 00:14:30,235 --> 00:14:31,727 What kind of mother does that to her son? 367 00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:35,318 A mother who doesn't approve of her son's snitch of a girlfriend. 368 00:14:35,328 --> 00:14:37,394 Ex-girlfriend, thanks to you! 369 00:14:37,404 --> 00:14:40,056 You promised not to tell and you narced like a narc, you narc. 370 00:14:40,066 --> 00:14:42,702 I didn't tell Barry. The little geek went off on his own. 371 00:14:42,768 --> 00:14:45,370 Only 'cause you and Dad kept insisting I drop the case. 372 00:14:45,437 --> 00:14:47,139 Wait, Murray. You knew about this? 373 00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:50,610 Great. I told you not to go off half-cocked like a cowboy, 374 00:14:50,677 --> 00:14:52,912 but you had to play by your own rules! 375 00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:56,937 That's as much anger as I can muster for something so stupid. 376 00:14:56,947 --> 00:14:58,303 Great job, genius. 377 00:14:58,313 --> 00:15:01,290 You made everyone in this house completely turn on each other. 378 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,521 Blame yourself, narc. 379 00:15:03,531 --> 00:15:05,679 And I would've gotten away with it, too, 380 00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:08,392 if it weren't for you meddling kids. 381 00:15:08,402 --> 00:15:09,639 It's not my fault. 382 00:15:09,649 --> 00:15:11,496 The case seemed so cut and dry. 383 00:15:11,563 --> 00:15:13,247 Back when we were kids, there was always a twist. 384 00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:16,160 Hello! Mom forced me to go up in that treehouse 385 00:15:16,228 --> 00:15:19,654 and play with you, so I made up all those cases. 386 00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:22,199 So, you lied to me? 387 00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:23,824 Yes. My God. 388 00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:26,575 You are going to be in high school next year. 389 00:15:26,585 --> 00:15:29,907 You need to grow up, and fast, because I'm done taking care of you! 390 00:15:29,974 --> 00:15:32,996 I just... wanted to hang out like we used to. 391 00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:34,335 That's all I wanted. 392 00:15:37,918 --> 00:15:40,788 It had been a day since Barry had lost Big Orange forever, 393 00:15:40,854 --> 00:15:42,155 or so he thought. 394 00:15:42,222 --> 00:15:43,290 Ta-da! 395 00:15:43,357 --> 00:15:45,960 - What's this? - It's Big Orange, squishy. 396 00:15:46,025 --> 00:15:48,337 - Big Orange is gone. - Big Orange was gone, 397 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,667 but I sewed him up, dyed him, and steamed him real good, 398 00:15:50,677 --> 00:15:52,789 and now he's bigger, better, and more orangy than ever. 399 00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:54,901 Hey, big tasty, look what I got! 400 00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:56,537 And old friend wants to say "hello". 401 00:15:56,603 --> 00:15:59,416 (LAUGHS) Wow! Lucky me! 402 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,337 Now I got two Big Oranges. 403 00:16:01,347 --> 00:16:03,122 - What the... - Why are you here? 404 00:16:03,132 --> 00:16:05,323 - To get Barry back. - That's what I was trying to do, 405 00:16:05,389 --> 00:16:06,826 but now you're screwing me in the pooper! 406 00:16:06,891 --> 00:16:09,741 - Oh, sweet God! - What? What'd I say? Is that bad? 407 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,800 Unbelievable! You not only destroy my shirt, 408 00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:15,236 but come in here and try pawning off these imposters? 409 00:16:15,246 --> 00:16:17,635 Imposters? Mama fixed it. 410 00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:19,204 This is the real thing. 411 00:16:19,214 --> 00:16:20,485 - No, this is. - This is it. 412 00:16:20,495 --> 00:16:22,770 This shirt is. See? It's orange and a shirt. 413 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:26,383 I reject all these shirts with their coarse material 414 00:16:26,393 --> 00:16:29,970 and tight collar and non-stained pit parts. 415 00:16:30,207 --> 00:16:32,247 These aren't Big Orange, they're big lies. 416 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,485 I know you're upset, sweetie, 417 00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:36,317 but don't throw out the Beverly with the Lainey water. 418 00:16:36,327 --> 00:16:39,549 Hey, hey! Look what I sewed back up! 419 00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:42,098 Large Orange, now everyone's happy. 420 00:16:42,108 --> 00:16:43,577 That's Garfield! 421 00:16:43,644 --> 00:16:45,914 I need to punch something. Adam, I need you! 422 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,949 That did not go well. 423 00:16:48,014 --> 00:16:51,196 - It's over. I have no son. - And I have no boyfriend. 424 00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:55,275 I think Garfunkle is sporty. I'm keeping this thing. 425 00:16:55,776 --> 00:16:58,570 In that moment, my mom and Lainey realized 426 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,363 they hadn't just ruined Barry's shirt, 427 00:17:00,373 --> 00:17:04,179 they destroyed his trust. There was only one way to win him back, 428 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:08,049 and that meant helping him truly cope with his loss. 429 00:17:09,751 --> 00:17:12,620 - What's going on? - Look, we messed up, 430 00:17:12,686 --> 00:17:15,423 and we know there's no way of going back, 431 00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:18,305 so we brought everyone here to help you move forward. 432 00:17:18,315 --> 00:17:20,829 By saying goodbye, the right way. 433 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:26,550 This is nice. My shirt would've liked this. 434 00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:29,227 They really did a great job with Big Orange, Bar. 435 00:17:29,237 --> 00:17:31,567 Yeah, they really did. 436 00:17:31,577 --> 00:17:33,488 They made him look so peaceful. 437 00:17:33,498 --> 00:17:35,813 Murray! Turn off the TV. 438 00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:37,698 I'll mute it, but that's it. 439 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,464 It's just a shirt. 440 00:17:39,474 --> 00:17:42,169 ("Walking on sunsine" plays) 441 00:17:42,179 --> 00:17:45,575 ♪ I used to think maybe you loved me ♪ 442 00:17:45,585 --> 00:17:47,793 Honey, do you have anything you want to say? 443 00:17:47,803 --> 00:17:50,806 ♪ Now, baby, I'm sure ♪ 444 00:17:52,873 --> 00:17:55,864 I'd like to say a few words about Big Orange. 445 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:59,896 It's like, life goes so fast when you're growing up. 446 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,283 I guess it was nice there was something that was always the same. 447 00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:08,087 I mean, all my greatest memories were in that shirt. Dad! 448 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:11,474 I was wearing it when we went to our first Flyers game. 449 00:18:11,902 --> 00:18:13,249 It's a shirt! 450 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,134 JTP, the first time 451 00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:17,055 I ever played smashball, I was in that shirt. 452 00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:18,597 (All groan, laugh) 453 00:18:18,607 --> 00:18:19,840 - JTP. - JTP. 454 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:23,063 Ma, you taught me how to cook in that shirt. 455 00:18:24,238 --> 00:18:26,875 Lainey, I ran in the rain in that shirt 456 00:18:26,942 --> 00:18:28,678 to tell you how much I love you. 457 00:18:28,886 --> 00:18:30,378 ♪ Whoa-oa-oh ♪ 458 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,991 - So I guess... - ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ 459 00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:34,489 I'm gonna miss the memories... 460 00:18:34,499 --> 00:18:36,575 - ♪ Whoa-oa-oh ♪ - But I'm glad I still have them. 461 00:18:36,585 --> 00:18:38,816 - ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ - To Big Orange! 462 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,065 ALL: To Big Orange! 463 00:18:41,256 --> 00:18:44,361 Wait, that's what this is? A shirt funeral? 464 00:18:44,897 --> 00:18:47,264 Damn it. I missed a real funeral for this. 465 00:18:47,274 --> 00:18:50,405 ♪ And don't it feel good? ♪ 466 00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:53,231 The most painful part of growing up 467 00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:56,334 is saying farewell to the stuff you love the most. 468 00:18:56,344 --> 00:19:00,195 But as much as it hurts, we all have to tear down the old things 469 00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,509 to make room for what's new. 470 00:19:03,078 --> 00:19:05,601 - The Goldberg Gang is on the case. - To the treehouse! 471 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,075 We're gonna be communicating 472 00:19:07,085 --> 00:19:09,187 through this walkie-talkie system. 473 00:19:09,455 --> 00:19:11,957 You ready, Adam? Copy? 474 00:19:12,023 --> 00:19:14,151 (Mimics static) Anybody there? 475 00:19:14,161 --> 00:19:16,563 It's gonna be great. Okay, over and out. 476 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,334 Still watching those old tapes, huh? 477 00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:20,292 Don't worry. I'm over it. 478 00:19:20,302 --> 00:19:22,012 Come with me. I want to show you something. 479 00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:24,622 Why would I want to go anywhere with you? 480 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:28,037 I thought you like mysteries. 481 00:19:28,173 --> 00:19:32,042 ♪ I said, baby, I just want you back ♪ 482 00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:33,498 ♪ And I want you to stay ♪ 483 00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:34,919 What's this? 484 00:19:34,986 --> 00:19:37,189 I thought we could build a new treehouse. 485 00:19:37,255 --> 00:19:38,994 But I thought it was time to let it go. 486 00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:41,654 Well, some things are worth holding on to. 487 00:19:42,186 --> 00:19:44,344 Our old blueprints? 488 00:19:44,354 --> 00:19:48,099 - You still have them? - The truth is, when we were kids, 489 00:19:48,109 --> 00:19:51,459 I didn't make up those mysteries because I had to. 490 00:19:51,469 --> 00:19:54,053 I did it 'cause I loved spending time with you. 491 00:19:54,063 --> 00:19:55,956 ♪ Whoa-oa-oh ♪ 492 00:19:55,966 --> 00:19:57,431 ♪ Don't it feel good? ♪ 493 00:19:57,441 --> 00:20:00,311 Letting go if the past is hard, 494 00:20:00,321 --> 00:20:02,182 but what's even harder is that we'll never know 495 00:20:02,247 --> 00:20:04,721 what the future holds for us. 496 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:09,188 But when you finally stumble upon that perfect fit in life, 497 00:20:09,198 --> 00:20:10,822 nothing is more rewarding. 498 00:20:10,832 --> 00:20:13,304 - (BOTH LAUGH) - Yes! 499 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,775 Okay, Troy's freestyle on this one. 500 00:20:25,785 --> 00:20:26,772 (Rapping) ♪ Yeah, you know it's me ♪ 501 00:20:26,782 --> 00:20:28,188 - Yeah. - ♪ Yeah, it's Big Tasty ♪ 502 00:20:28,198 --> 00:20:32,311 ♪ The one and only Grabbing on the mikey and I gots the gravy ♪ 503 00:20:32,377 --> 00:20:34,913 ♪ You know I'm gonna go a little bit shady ♪ 504 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:37,539 ♪ And we ricky-ricky-ticky-ticky rhyme to the dime ♪ 505 00:20:37,549 --> 00:20:40,350 ♪ Yeah, you know me, always going kind of crazy with them lines ♪ 506 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:43,221 ♪ And I'm fly-fly, yeah, you know it, Lainey, baby ♪ 507 00:20:43,288 --> 00:20:45,857 ♪ And we doing it and we in the '80s ♪ 508 00:20:45,924 --> 00:20:48,426 ♪ And we on fleek, on fleek all night long ♪ 509 00:20:48,493 --> 00:20:51,195 ♪ And you know, know, know we'll be singing that song ♪ 510 00:20:51,263 --> 00:20:53,831 ♪ And dab, dab, dab on them hoes ♪ 511 00:20:53,898 --> 00:20:57,069 ♪ And we go, go, go and we all jump, hey ♪ 512 00:20:57,135 --> 00:20:59,805 (Cheers and applause) 513 00:20:59,815 --> 00:21:00,871 Yeah!