1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,438 _ 2 00:00:01,519 --> 00:00:05,003 There is statistical evidence of missing ballots in Nevada. 3 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:06,872 - Where? - I do not know. 4 00:00:06,957 --> 00:00:08,624 - How many? - I do not know. 5 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:10,125 - Are you sure? - Absolutely. 6 00:00:10,494 --> 00:00:12,411 People are really loving you and Charlie Baird. 7 00:00:12,863 --> 00:00:13,979 The President is tweeting. 8 00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:15,831 I just direct messaged Charlie. 9 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:17,866 Can I really blame another country 10 00:00:17,952 --> 00:00:19,384 for something they didn't do? 11 00:00:19,470 --> 00:00:21,520 It's been the cornerstone of American foreign policy 12 00:00:21,639 --> 00:00:23,105 since the Spanish-American War. 13 00:00:23,541 --> 00:00:24,806 We really ought to get someone in court 14 00:00:24,909 --> 00:00:26,241 who can stall 'til we find the ballots. 15 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:27,442 SELINA: I've got it covered. 16 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:30,162 I have just been informed that uncounted ballots 17 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:31,246 have been discovered. 18 00:00:31,348 --> 00:00:32,814 The deadline will be extended. 19 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,416 The Chinese government announced a ban 20 00:00:34,552 --> 00:00:37,452 on all foreign adoptions by American citizens. 21 00:00:37,555 --> 00:00:39,338 - REPORTERS: Mike! Mike! - Call my wife. 22 00:00:45,396 --> 00:00:47,746 And to the American people who supported me 23 00:00:47,831 --> 00:00:50,082 with a majority of the popular vote, 24 00:00:50,167 --> 00:00:54,636 I promise you, this amazing clean energy joint venture... 25 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:57,089 You know, Wendy and I have been meeting with surrogates. 26 00:00:57,174 --> 00:01:01,176 She is so excited about my sperm being in another woman. It's weird. 27 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:04,596 For the winds of economic change... 28 00:01:04,682 --> 00:01:07,149 they are a-blowing. 29 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,518 - (applause) - Thank you. Thank you very much. 30 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,069 - Madam President. - Thank you very much. 31 00:01:11,188 --> 00:01:13,155 Why is my hair all spinning around 32 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,607 and these things, like you, are doing nothin'? 33 00:01:15,693 --> 00:01:18,860 Apparently they shut the turbines off if the wind speeds are too high. 34 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:20,662 Is it too late to turn them into oil derricks? 35 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,414 Ma'am, I just got some really sad news. 36 00:01:22,533 --> 00:01:24,666 - Your mother's in the hospital. - What? 37 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:28,036 - It looks like a stroke. - Again? 38 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:30,172 We can 86 the meet-and-greet with the engineers. 39 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,674 - That's no problem. - Why? 40 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,294 Because you need to rush to your mother's bedside. 41 00:01:35,379 --> 00:01:38,180 - Yeah. - All right. Okay. I'm... 42 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,265 (theme music playing) 43 00:01:47,921 --> 00:01:50,254 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 44 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,227 (siren blaring) 45 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:53,729 Mike: I hope Mee-Maw's okay. 46 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,897 She's been at death's door like five times, 47 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:58,317 - but she always bounces back to life. - Gary: It's true. 48 00:01:58,402 --> 00:02:00,485 She's like that guy... that guy... 49 00:02:00,571 --> 00:02:02,404 - Lazarus. - Rasputin. 50 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,573 She seemed sweet when she visited the White House. 51 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:05,991 Really? Let me tell you something. 52 00:02:06,076 --> 00:02:08,827 After I lost my first election for state senate, 53 00:02:08,912 --> 00:02:12,714 Mother says to me, "Well, it's not your fault. 54 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,499 It's just your toothy smile." 55 00:02:14,585 --> 00:02:17,219 Oh, my God. I love your smile. 56 00:02:17,869 --> 00:02:18,795 That's not the point. 57 00:02:18,820 --> 00:02:20,413 Looks weirder if you don't show your teeth. 58 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,841 (sighs) I just cannot believe that has is happened 59 00:02:22,926 --> 00:02:24,810 in the middle of all of this. 60 00:02:24,928 --> 00:02:28,063 I know. I know. I'll tell you, when my mom got ovarian cancer... 61 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,599 - Oh, call Kent. - (crowd chanting) 62 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,934 And that is why we have to stop 63 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,771 this reckless meddling in the electoral process. 64 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:37,856 Stick to the legal deadline 65 00:02:37,941 --> 00:02:40,909 and certify the count as it stands. 66 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,111 Thank you, Your Honors. 67 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:44,996 May it please the court, 68 00:02:45,115 --> 00:02:48,083 there are many things that we could all stand here 69 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,335 and debate for hours on end. 70 00:02:50,454 --> 00:02:53,455 Is the sky blue? Is water wet? 71 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:58,126 But isn't it far worse to adhere to an arbitrary deadline 72 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:01,513 rather than counting every valid vote? 73 00:03:01,632 --> 00:03:03,515 (protesters chanting) 74 00:03:03,634 --> 00:03:05,851 Dan: Jesus, an electoral protest? 75 00:03:05,969 --> 00:03:10,689 Wait a second, that's the O'Brien nimrod from the recount table. 76 00:03:10,808 --> 00:03:13,392 A fake protest. That is classic O'Brien. 77 00:03:13,477 --> 00:03:15,277 It's such a scumbag move. 78 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,028 (chanting) ...ho, ho, this endless recount's got to go. 79 00:03:17,147 --> 00:03:19,064 Hey, hey, ho, ho... 80 00:03:19,149 --> 00:03:21,199 Yep, I'll raid petty cash. 81 00:03:21,318 --> 00:03:24,486 Mike: Ma'am, you have to see this dumb O'Brien tweet. 82 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:26,488 "Another day wasting taxpayer dollars. 83 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,990 Meyer plus windmills cost money, do nothing." 84 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:30,625 Well, that's on you, isn't it? 85 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,661 See if you can spin something right today, okay? 86 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:35,414 - God. - Ma'am, Amy's calling. 87 00:03:35,499 --> 00:03:37,716 Ame, hi. What's going on? 88 00:03:37,835 --> 00:03:40,001 Ma'am, I'm so, so sorry. 89 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,304 - What? What happened? - What? 90 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,390 Your mother. I read on HuffPo that she was in the hospital. 91 00:03:45,509 --> 00:03:48,427 Amy, I thought you were talking about the recount. 92 00:03:48,512 --> 00:03:51,847 Don't ever, ever scare me like that again. 93 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,899 - I'm sorry. - Just do whatever it takes 94 00:03:54,017 --> 00:03:55,817 to get these ballots counted, okay? 95 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,519 My mother's gonna be fine. I gotta go. 96 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,154 - God, we just... - Okay. 97 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,691 Oh, wow. Everyone's here. 98 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,410 This is your temporary mobile oval. 99 00:04:05,529 --> 00:04:07,779 I'm sorry, is there a kettle or clothing steamer in here? 100 00:04:07,865 --> 00:04:10,365 - No. - Okay, this is gonna be quite the day. 101 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,033 So where's my mother? 102 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,869 - She's down the hall to the right. - Okay. 103 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,837 - And Andrew's here. - What? 104 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,839 - What? - At Catherine's request. 105 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,374 But I made sure he had nowhere to sit. 106 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,209 You are good people, Sue. 107 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:23,512 Andrew. 108 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,964 Wow, hi. You got here quick. 109 00:04:26,049 --> 00:04:27,716 Catherine called me. You were away. 110 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,434 Yeah, serving the country. 111 00:04:29,553 --> 00:04:30,886 - I'm sorry about your mother. - Thank you. 112 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,554 Oh, this is Monica. 113 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:34,473 A pleasure to meet you, Madam President. 114 00:04:34,558 --> 00:04:36,358 My thoughts are so with you right now. 115 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,893 Thank you so much. 116 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,895 - You brought a date. - I don't know her. 117 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,063 Monica and I are seeing one another. She's part of my life. 118 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:44,399 - Oh. - She writes books on homemaking. 119 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,651 - Blogs about entertaining. - I do know her. 120 00:04:46,737 --> 00:04:48,570 She does some of the local morning shows. 121 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:51,072 - WBAL has her on during the holidays. - Oh, my God. 122 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:54,292 Okay, sweetie, the president does not want to hear my resume right now. 123 00:04:54,411 --> 00:04:57,329 She's a smart one. You can maybe pick up something from her. 124 00:04:57,414 --> 00:04:59,414 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 125 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,050 I just want to say my wife is obsessed with your spiced eggnog. 126 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,753 - We drink it year-round. - It makes a really yummy ice cream. 127 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,254 - Shut up. - Yeah. 128 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:09,674 (music playing) 129 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,811 - Hi, sweetie. - Hi, Mom. 130 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:14,429 Oh, Catherine, this is... 131 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,982 - Hey, Cat. - Thank you so much for coming. 132 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,433 You two know each other? 133 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,235 We've all been hanging out a bunch. 134 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,020 Yeah, Monnie gave me this sweater. 135 00:05:22,105 --> 00:05:23,822 No, I definitely didn't give you that sweater. 136 00:05:23,941 --> 00:05:25,407 - Not that color. - No, I didn't. 137 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,275 I'm sorry, I think she's talking about me. 138 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:29,995 She calls me "Monnie." Sounds like "mommy." 139 00:05:30,113 --> 00:05:32,113 Mm-hmm. Well, okay. 140 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:34,416 (music continues) 141 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,419 - I can't take this music, okay? - Yeah, please. 142 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:41,122 I mean, the campaign's over. I don't have to pretend to like country music anymore. 143 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,458 This is Tim McGraw. It's Mee-Maw's favorite song. 144 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,794 What? No. Mee-Maw's favorite song 145 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,346 is whatever is playing in the background at Neiman Marcus. 146 00:05:48,465 --> 00:05:50,465 Please turn it off, okay? 147 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,801 Mom, you should say hi to her. 148 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,970 Honey, if I wanted to talk to an unconscious person, 149 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,688 I'd book myself on Charlie Rose. 150 00:05:56,807 --> 00:05:58,807 (laughs) 151 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,444 What happened to her nails? 152 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:05,814 Looks like she's been diggin' for potatoes or something. 153 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:08,316 Why are you even worried about her hands right now? 154 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,035 That is so not important. 155 00:06:10,153 --> 00:06:13,655 - Catherine, Mother loves her hands. - Yeah. 156 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:16,825 She always wore dishwashing gloves when she gave me my bath. 157 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,293 Which is why I don't do dishes. 158 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,495 I just now realized that. 159 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:23,214 Hello, Madam President. 160 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,749 I'm Dr. Mirpuri. 161 00:06:24,835 --> 00:06:26,885 - Dr. Mir... - Mirpuri. 162 00:06:27,004 --> 00:06:29,471 "Mir-piri." Okay. How is she doing? 163 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,923 I'm afraid it's quite dire. 164 00:06:32,009 --> 00:06:34,392 All brain function has ceased. 165 00:06:36,179 --> 00:06:38,647 So she's not gonna bounce back? 166 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,733 I'm afraid she'll need to stay on life support 167 00:06:41,852 --> 00:06:43,685 until she expires. 168 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,521 Did you still want to do her nails? 169 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,239 - Oh, yes, I do. - Okay. 170 00:06:48,358 --> 00:06:50,525 Wendy: No, we're not hiring that woman. 171 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,577 It was just a cold sore, honey. 172 00:06:52,696 --> 00:06:54,779 I don't want to pay 40 grand for a herpes baby. 173 00:06:54,865 --> 00:06:56,781 - Oh, hey, Debralee? - Yes, hi. 174 00:06:56,867 --> 00:06:58,583 Mike, yes. Nice to meet you. 175 00:06:58,702 --> 00:06:59,140 Wendy. 176 00:06:59,165 --> 00:07:00,477 Debralee. Hi, Wendy. So nice to meet you. 177 00:07:00,537 --> 00:07:02,537 - You want anything? - I'm good. Thank you, though. 178 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,873 I just had a kombucha on my way over. 179 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,925 - Okay, so I'll just dive on in... - That'd be great. 180 00:07:07,044 --> 00:07:08,760 and give you guys a little background on me. 181 00:07:08,879 --> 00:07:11,179 You already know I've carried three babies to term. 182 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,466 Keep everything organic. I exercise every day. 183 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:16,768 I don't drink or smoke and I never have. 184 00:07:16,887 --> 00:07:18,520 That's amazing. 185 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:22,140 I mean, that's exactly what we're looking for. 186 00:07:22,225 --> 00:07:23,808 Praise Jesus. 187 00:07:23,894 --> 00:07:25,810 Are y'all Christians? 188 00:07:25,896 --> 00:07:27,979 Yes. Mm-hmm, yes. 189 00:07:28,065 --> 00:07:31,866 I mean, a lot of people think that I'm Jewish, but that... no. 190 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,151 Oh. (laughs) 191 00:07:33,236 --> 00:07:35,120 What church y'all go to? 192 00:07:35,238 --> 00:07:36,538 - Our Lady... - Of the Holy Womb... 193 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,873 - ...of the Holy Womb. - ...Womb of Jesus. 194 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,710 It's a small congregation, but it's fierce. 195 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,912 It's holy. 196 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,131 Okay, Emily's working on her nails now. 197 00:07:46,249 --> 00:07:48,583 - Good. Dark? - Excuse me, Madam President. 198 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,802 Your mother was a bit vague on the DNR. 199 00:07:50,921 --> 00:07:52,804 - Okay. - So it will come down to you. 200 00:07:52,923 --> 00:07:54,756 - Praying for a miracle. - Please don't. 201 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:56,057 Okay. 202 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,059 Um, okay. 203 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,595 Well, Dr. McCurry... 204 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:03,431 - Mirpuri. - Yes, that's what I said. 205 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:07,519 So what does that entail, you know, the pulling of the plug? 206 00:08:07,604 --> 00:08:10,071 - There's not really a plug. - Oh. 207 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:13,441 What we're talking about requires removing the ventilator tube. 208 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:16,528 And then as her organs begin to fail... 209 00:08:16,613 --> 00:08:19,114 Okay, I'm gonna have to sit down for just a minute, 210 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,082 if that's all right. 211 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,451 - We would be tracking her vitals... - (Catherine sobbing) 212 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:26,254 It's okay, Catherine. It's okay. 213 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:29,841 Oh, wow, that is loud, honey. 214 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,710 - (moans) - That's loud. 215 00:08:31,795 --> 00:08:34,796 Oh, "Stephen Hawking" here is indisposed, so I'll just... 216 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:37,465 - Marjorie, can you help me with this? - Yes, ma'am. 217 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,350 Doctor: I just want to assure you, Madam President, 218 00:08:39,469 --> 00:08:41,720 we would do everything in our power to ensure... 219 00:08:41,805 --> 00:08:44,105 Yeah, just a sec. Something's pressing here. Kent! 220 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,357 - I'm sorry, didn't mean to intrude. - No, no, no. 221 00:08:46,476 --> 00:08:48,276 I chose a parabolic path deliberately out of earshot. 222 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,861 It's fine. 223 00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:52,230 What's up? 224 00:08:52,315 --> 00:08:56,901 I just needed to get a break from the Hindu Grim Reaper out there. 225 00:08:56,987 --> 00:08:59,821 (sighs) 226 00:09:05,829 --> 00:09:08,379 I don't know if this provides any solace, 227 00:09:08,498 --> 00:09:12,167 but ever since your mother's health setback was announced, 228 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:15,837 there has been an outpouring of support... 229 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,505 Oh. 230 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,340 ...that has driven up your favorables. 231 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:23,344 I'm talking about pulling the plug on my mother here. 232 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,897 How is half a percentage point in the polls 233 00:09:26,016 --> 00:09:27,849 supposed to sweeten that shit biscuit? 234 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:30,185 - More like double digits. - Really? 235 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,070 Mm-hmm. 236 00:09:32,189 --> 00:09:34,105 But just out of curiosity, 237 00:09:34,191 --> 00:09:37,325 if I were to, you know... 238 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:41,196 uh, would that end? 239 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:44,449 There is a possibility of a shorter-lived, 240 00:09:44,534 --> 00:09:47,702 but numerically greater outpouring... 241 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:50,538 if you will, a "death bump." 242 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,590 - Really? - Really. 243 00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:59,881 Well, that is some wild and heavy stuff. 244 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,382 Indeed. 245 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:04,519 Yeah. I got some real soul-searching to do. 246 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,484 (snaps fingers) 247 00:10:19,569 --> 00:10:21,286 Now, I have been in Washington a long time 248 00:10:21,404 --> 00:10:23,037 and I thought I had seen everything, 249 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,907 but the insensitivity shown by Senator O'Brien 250 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:30,128 clearly demonstrates that this man does not possess the judgment and dignity... 251 00:10:30,247 --> 00:10:32,080 True statesman right there. 252 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:35,917 Okay, so now what I need is a quiet place to think 253 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,719 that doesn't have Mike's stupid face in it. 254 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,420 I can turn around, ma'am. 255 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:40,972 There's a chapel on the fourth floor. 256 00:10:41,091 --> 00:10:42,590 We can make sure it's cleared out for you. 257 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,925 Okay, yeah. 258 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,010 - Ma'am? - What? 259 00:10:46,096 --> 00:10:48,763 Those we have loved cannot be lost 260 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,266 because they are always a part of us. 261 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,685 Thank you, Ben, and whoever wrote those words. 262 00:10:53,770 --> 00:10:55,486 - Look what I found. - Too late. 263 00:10:55,605 --> 00:10:57,572 - Of course. - I recognize those words. 264 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,159 They were in the card your wife sent me when my cat Fibonacci passed. 265 00:11:01,278 --> 00:11:02,410 I found them soothing. 266 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,445 Hey, hey, ho, ho. 267 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,364 This endless recount's got to go. 268 00:11:06,449 --> 00:11:08,783 - God, that's a great chant. - Just catchy. 269 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,835 Jesus, lose the fucking badge, man. 270 00:11:10,954 --> 00:11:12,754 Jesus Christ. All right, show me the art. 271 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,789 We got "Count Totes the Votes." 272 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,291 What is that? What's "totes"? 273 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,676 Totes, like all. Count all the votes. 274 00:11:18,795 --> 00:11:21,629 You guys have one job to do, that is to rally the crowd 275 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:24,682 with your pro-POTUS signs and get your camera-unfriendly faces on TV. 276 00:11:24,801 --> 00:11:25,285 Yes. 277 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,829 You can't put a Jonah Ryan on TV like that. 278 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,104 18 to 34-year-old women are gonna be distracted by that. 279 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,224 The only thing that women 18-34 are gonna do 280 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:35,977 when they see you on camera is file a restraining order. 281 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,029 So make some fuckin' noise, dummies. 282 00:11:38,148 --> 00:11:39,480 What the fuck are you smiling at? 283 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,815 I'm just happy to be here. 284 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,150 Unbelievable. 285 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,535 What do we want? To get the votes counted. 286 00:11:44,654 --> 00:11:48,156 When do we want it? Hopefully before the deadline. 287 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,377 - Selina: Do you pray? - Gary: A lot. 288 00:11:52,495 --> 00:11:54,045 What do you pray for? 289 00:11:54,164 --> 00:11:56,798 You, you know... 290 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,418 Hmm. 291 00:12:00,503 --> 00:12:02,420 Do you want... you maybe want to try it? 292 00:12:02,505 --> 00:12:04,138 Sure. 293 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,840 You know, what the hell? We're here, right? 294 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,009 - Okay, all right. - Yeah. 295 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,428 Okay. 296 00:12:10,513 --> 00:12:12,847 God, I... 297 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,152 I... I just... I'm... 298 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,321 "O Lord God, it's me, Selina." 299 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,524 - O Lord God. It's me, Selina... - (Gary speaking softly) 300 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,493 Grant me wisdom and strength. 301 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,162 Give us Your comforting presence... I've got it now. 302 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,998 - I've got it. - Okay, yep. 303 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,501 Lord God, please ease my mother's pain and suffering. 304 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,870 (whispers) Yes, Lord. Yes, Lord. 305 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:39,040 Ease her passing. Ease it all. 306 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,876 - Yes. - Ease it down the... 307 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,295 - Mmm. - the... 308 00:12:44,381 --> 00:12:48,683 Lord, let her daughter, Thy humble servant, 309 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:53,388 be the first woman elected President of the United States. 310 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:56,557 Please, this is so much to bear. 311 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,559 Oh, it is, Lord. It is. 312 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,312 - Hear my prayer. - Hear her prayer. 313 00:13:01,398 --> 00:13:03,948 - Lift me up. - Lift her up, Lord. 314 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:07,201 No, I mean actually lift me up 'cause my heel is stuck in this thing. 315 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,038 Yeah, I got it. 316 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,409 Um, okay, just so you know, 317 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,077 after the ventilator is removed, 318 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,912 - there might be some coughing. - Oh. 319 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,164 It's reflexive. It's not a sign that she's aware 320 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,500 - or suffering in any way. - Okay. 321 00:13:22,585 --> 00:13:25,253 Okay, why don't I give you a moment to say goodbye? 322 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:28,589 Oh, you mean now? What... 323 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,009 - (groans) - (monitor beeping) 324 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,599 (respirator hissing) 325 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,241 Well, that's much better. 326 00:13:56,786 --> 00:13:59,203 Well, Mother... 327 00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:02,924 I just want you to... 328 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:14,519 those you loved cannot be lost 329 00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:17,271 because they are always a part of you. 330 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,774 So... 331 00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:26,197 Okay. 332 00:14:27,317 --> 00:14:28,983 - Ma'am? - Yeah? 333 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,235 Sorry, it can wait till later. 334 00:14:31,321 --> 00:14:32,954 - No, no, come in. - You sure? 335 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,155 Yeah, come in. 336 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:38,159 Yeah, Doctor Mir...? Can... yeah. 337 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,711 Okay, Nicole, you can go ahead and begin. 338 00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,914 Ma'am, I don't really think we should be here for this. 339 00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:44,832 No, no, you've got to stay. You're gonna stay. 340 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,418 Doctor: Okay, she's just gonna remove the ventilator. 341 00:14:47,504 --> 00:14:49,003 (Gary groans) Okay. 342 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,839 - (monitor beeping) - (phone buzzes) 343 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:59,180 - (phones buzzing) - What...? 344 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,233 So in your experience, 345 00:15:02,352 --> 00:15:05,987 how long does this sort of thing carry on? 346 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,239 - Usually minutes. - Okay. 347 00:15:08,358 --> 00:15:10,775 - I have seen hours. - Huh? 348 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,777 Days are very rare. 349 00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:14,195 Oh, well, that's not gonna work 350 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:19,534 because for me with my schedule and life. 351 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,369 - (ringtone tinkling) - Jesus Christ. 352 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:25,957 - (Gary muttering) - Turn that off. 353 00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:28,793 - (tinkling stops) - (phones buzzing) 354 00:15:28,878 --> 00:15:32,380 - Okay, no... - (monitor hums) 355 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,766 Um, she's gone, Madam President. 356 00:15:35,885 --> 00:15:37,885 - Yeah, okay. - My condolences. 357 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:41,439 - Can I just have a moment? - Yes, of course. Absolutely. 358 00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:56,621 Well, why don't you check your phones? 359 00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:59,707 Sounds like you shoplifted a bunch of vibrators. 360 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,460 Kent: The Nevada State Supreme Court 361 00:16:02,579 --> 00:16:05,496 issued a temporary stay of certification. 362 00:16:05,582 --> 00:16:08,249 - The count will continue. - (laughing) 363 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:11,719 - Oh, my prayer worked, right? - Maybe. 364 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,671 Wow, you wanted help from above, here it is. 365 00:16:13,756 --> 00:16:15,890 Yeah. It's fantastic. 366 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,227 Mom? What's going on? What's everyone cheering about? 367 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,729 - Is Mee-Maw better? - Catherine. 368 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,397 I thought you were here. 369 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,649 No, I went to get coffee. 370 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,267 I asked if you wanted anything. 371 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,936 No, I didn't hear you say that. 372 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,522 She's gone? 373 00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:33,608 You pulled the plug without me? 374 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:37,495 It wasn't a plug. It was a ventilator tube that they just... 375 00:16:37,614 --> 00:16:40,414 - (sobbing) - Oh, darling. 376 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,200 Oh, honey, no, no, no, no. 377 00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:44,502 Mee-Maw didn't know you weren't here, honey. 378 00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:46,704 She's brain dead. 379 00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:49,207 Baby doll, she was brain dead. 380 00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:51,792 We got good news 381 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,595 about Nevada. (laughs) 382 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,048 Wait, what? 383 00:16:57,133 --> 00:17:00,268 We got good news from Nevada. 384 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,720 (laughing) 385 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,192 Mom? 386 00:17:08,311 --> 00:17:10,311 (laughing continues) 387 00:17:11,648 --> 00:17:14,815 - I'm gonna step outside. - Okay. 388 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,455 Mother would never let me use the good piano. 389 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,326 I always had to take my lessons on the shitty upright in the den. 390 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,079 (plays chord) Oh, you know what? 391 00:17:28,164 --> 00:17:30,798 That would be a good story for the eulogy. 392 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,251 Mom, why would you want to paint Mee-Maw in such a negative light? 393 00:17:33,336 --> 00:17:35,836 Oh, Catherine, Thomas fucking Kinkade 394 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,005 couldn't paint Mee-Maw in a positive light. 395 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,174 (gasps) Oh, my God. 396 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,176 - You never knew Daddy. - Gary: Oh. 397 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,763 He was so sweet. Mee-Maw blamed me for his death. 398 00:17:45,848 --> 00:17:47,431 What? 399 00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:50,184 I think that's probably your interpretation of it. 400 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,070 Oh, Catherine, you have no idea 401 00:17:53,189 --> 00:17:55,273 what it was like to be the only daughter 402 00:17:55,358 --> 00:17:57,408 of a pathological narcissist. 403 00:17:57,527 --> 00:18:00,995 I mean, all this woman did was criticize me or ignore me. 404 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,531 (sighs) I'm gonna go to bed. 405 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,199 Selina: Okay, 'night. 406 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,702 - The pillows are not for sleeping. - Gary: Mm-mm. 407 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,921 Sue: Ma'am, your mother's attorney George Huntzinger is here. 408 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,873 Okay. Uncle George. 409 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,759 - Selina. - Oh! 410 00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:16,377 Or should I say Madam President? 411 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,045 (laughs) Oh, my goodness. 412 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,547 I'm so happy to see you. 413 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,932 You know what? You were always my favorite 414 00:18:22,051 --> 00:18:23,467 of all of Mother's lawyers. 415 00:18:23,553 --> 00:18:25,303 - You're too kind. - No, it's true. 416 00:18:25,388 --> 00:18:27,855 So we need to get you the keys 417 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,890 to Mother's summer house for the appraisers. 418 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,642 Right over here? Yeah. 419 00:18:31,728 --> 00:18:33,561 She was the most darling woman. 420 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,946 Yes, she certainly was in a sense, yeah. 421 00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:37,815 - Here's the key, sir. - There we go. 422 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,900 Ma'am, we really need to return to funeral planning. 423 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,902 - Yes. - So many people outside. 424 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,455 I feared I might have to start driving over them to get in here. 425 00:18:44,574 --> 00:18:46,657 Really? Protesters? 426 00:18:46,743 --> 00:18:49,043 This country's just lost its sense of decency. 427 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,995 - Well, they're animals. - No, no. Heavens, no. 428 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,831 - They're well-wishers. - Really? 429 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:55,666 Yeah. 430 00:18:55,752 --> 00:18:57,752 People are wishing me well? 431 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:01,305 Well, of course they are. You're in mourning. 432 00:19:01,424 --> 00:19:03,591 Oh, right. Yeah. 433 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,760 Oh. 434 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,429 Thank you so much. You're too kind. 435 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:09,680 I appreciate it. 436 00:19:09,766 --> 00:19:11,432 Oh, my goodness. I feel like a bride. 437 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,852 A sad bride because, of course, this is a day of grief. 438 00:19:14,937 --> 00:19:18,939 Her brain was quite damaged for quite a long time. 439 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,941 I love you. (laughs) 440 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,662 There are so many friendly and diverse faces here. 441 00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:27,081 And I wish that Mother were alive 442 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,950 to see this on her property. 443 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,585 Woman: O'Brien. 444 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,121 Ms. Brookheimer, how goes the count? 445 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:37,625 Oh, it's great if you want a bloated booze bag to be our next president. 446 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,961 - O'Brien. - So O'Brien's a lush? 447 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,680 Did Eleanor Roosevelt eat pussy? 448 00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:44,932 Oh! Oh, Jesus. (laughs) 449 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,102 Oh, God, I'm sorry. It's the way we talk in the White House. 450 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,970 I'm not even aware I'm doing it anymore. 451 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,139 Wow. I mean, you seem so... 452 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:54,692 - and then... whew. - Hey, it may not even be true. 453 00:19:54,811 --> 00:19:57,645 Did she eat pussy or did she just fingerbang her way down Pennsylvania Avenue? 454 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,363 Fuck my mouth. I'm doing it again. 455 00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:03,150 Jiminy Cricket. Wow. 456 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:05,653 Mike: Damn it. Apparently our born-again surrogate 457 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:09,156 is super against DNR, so when POTUS pulled the plug on MOTUS, 458 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,325 she started having second thoughts. 459 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:15,496 Did you explain to her that there is no scientific evidence of a higher power? 460 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,466 How long has this yogurt been in here? 461 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,917 Make yourself at home, Mike. 462 00:20:20,002 --> 00:20:22,002 Don't eat the bananas. They're wax. 463 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,088 - Copy that. - Shit news from Nevada. 464 00:20:24,173 --> 00:20:24,965 What? 465 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,365 The new votes are tilting heavily toward O'Brien. 466 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,761 Apparently most of them are military absentees. 467 00:20:30,847 --> 00:20:35,349 Of course. Fort Dutton. It all makes sense. 468 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,268 No, no, no. That doesn't make any sense. 469 00:20:37,353 --> 00:20:39,904 Nevada is my state. I'm gonna be president. 470 00:20:40,022 --> 00:20:42,773 I'm gonna be the first elected lady president. 471 00:20:42,859 --> 00:20:45,576 I'm gonna have a lovely inauguration. Billy Joel is gonna sing. 472 00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:48,779 So you guys have to stop the recount. 473 00:20:48,865 --> 00:20:50,865 - I'm sorry, what? - Stop the count. 474 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,117 - Shut up, Gary. Ma'am, we can't. - I don't care. 475 00:20:53,202 --> 00:20:56,571 The train has very publically left the station and derailed at high speed. 476 00:20:56,596 --> 00:20:57,718 You got to stop the count. 477 00:20:57,831 --> 00:20:59,814 Ma'am, this would look like a size-14 flip-flop. 478 00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:02,042 - We really can't... - I don't give a fuck! 479 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:05,045 You're gonna cancel this recount like Anne Frank's bat mitzvah. 480 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:08,382 Yeah, I'm on it, though I think the DJ already spent the deposit. 481 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:12,136 I'm on it right... yeah, Amy. Yeah. 482 00:21:12,221 --> 00:21:14,855 (yells) I'm tired of losing things! 483 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,725 We would like to file a motion to exclude 484 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,727 all pending ballots from the recount. 485 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,612 - (audience murmuring) - (gavel raps) 486 00:21:21,731 --> 00:21:24,365 Ms. Collins, you do realize that what you're saying 487 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,535 is in diametric opposition to the case you presented yesterday? 488 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:31,872 If the deadline has passed, why is the recount allowed to continue? 489 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:35,960 Objection, Your Honor. The count must continue. 490 00:21:36,078 --> 00:21:38,496 Did we tell "Huey, Dewey, and Rapey" 491 00:21:38,581 --> 00:21:42,049 that it's "Stop the Count" now and not "Count Every Vote"? 492 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,251 Shit. 493 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:47,471 (chanting) Count every vote. Count every vote. 494 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:50,508 Count every vote. Count every vote. 495 00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:52,593 Doesn't he work for O'Brien? 496 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,813 No. Jesus. Come on, Richard, no. 497 00:21:55,932 --> 00:21:58,933 - Count every vote! - Dan: Jonah! 498 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,985 - Count every vote! - Richard! 499 00:22:01,103 --> 00:22:03,103 Stop protesting, you idiots! 500 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:07,608 Count every vote! Count every vote! 501 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,945 (sighs) Maybe I'll get assassinated. 502 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,081 (bell tolling) 503 00:22:15,284 --> 00:22:17,785 Selina, Selina, Selina. 504 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,871 - What? - Life takes so many turns. 505 00:22:20,957 --> 00:22:21,624 Yeah. 506 00:22:21,649 --> 00:22:23,648 I just want you to know where I'm coming from. 507 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:27,127 - All right. - Monica, she's sweet, 508 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,463 she's lovely, she's short-term. 509 00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:32,683 She's something to get me through the long nights for now. 510 00:22:32,802 --> 00:22:35,803 Andrew, you know that we're at a funeral, right? 511 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,355 - We're not at Club Med. - In here... 512 00:22:38,474 --> 00:22:40,057 it's always been you. 513 00:22:40,142 --> 00:22:42,059 Wow. Wow. 514 00:22:42,144 --> 00:22:44,862 (gasps) In a church. 515 00:22:44,981 --> 00:22:47,448 - Madam President. - Oh, Tom. 516 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,700 - I'm so sorry for your loss. - Thank you very much. 517 00:22:49,819 --> 00:22:51,785 Thanks for being here, Tom. I appreciate it. 518 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,904 I see that Charlie Baird is here. 519 00:22:53,990 --> 00:22:56,073 Yes. Yeah, he flew in this morning. 520 00:22:56,158 --> 00:22:59,326 So who's fisting the American economy while he's here? 521 00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:01,161 Really, Tom? 522 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,130 My apologies, Madam President. 523 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,999 - God. - Charlie. 524 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,550 - Tommy. - Yeah? 525 00:23:06,669 --> 00:23:08,385 - Ma'am. - Oh, hang on two seconds. 526 00:23:08,504 --> 00:23:10,337 - Hi. - Hi. 527 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,172 - Hi, Gary. - Hi. 528 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:15,843 Wow, your ex, not afraid to mix business with mourning. 529 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:18,012 Oh, yeah. How soon after meeting you 530 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,097 did he ask you to invest in his latest venture? 531 00:23:20,182 --> 00:23:22,349 - 17 seconds. I timed it. - Really? 532 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:26,186 Some can't-lose scheme about the third largest hotel chain in Brazil. 533 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:28,022 - "Can't lose." - Can't lose. 534 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:30,524 - Got to see if I still have my wallet. - (laughing) 535 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,359 - Ma'am, sorry to interrupt. - Yeah? 536 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,111 - The eulogy is all set. - Okay. 537 00:23:34,196 --> 00:23:36,497 - And I added the good piano anecdote. - Perfect. 538 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,249 - I don't know if that was the best... - No, it works. 539 00:23:39,368 --> 00:23:41,118 Andrew. 540 00:23:41,203 --> 00:23:43,454 Can anybody get in on this Brazil thing? 541 00:23:43,539 --> 00:23:44,922 I got a baby to pay for. 542 00:23:45,041 --> 00:23:47,091 Please let me play the Tim McGraw song. 543 00:23:47,209 --> 00:23:48,592 Okay? I have it all cued up. 544 00:23:48,711 --> 00:23:49,877 Seriously, Catherine, 545 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,929 this is a funeral, not a NASCAR race. 546 00:23:52,048 --> 00:23:53,681 I don't have the time for this right now. 547 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,312 When do you have the time, then, Mom? When? 548 00:23:56,337 --> 00:23:57,058 Shh. 549 00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,626 Okay? Because you don't like Tim McGraw, 550 00:23:58,721 --> 00:24:00,971 then nobody is supposed to like Tim McGraw. 551 00:24:01,057 --> 00:24:03,223 Catherine, you are forbidden 552 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,393 from saying the words "Tim McGraw" ever again. 553 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:08,612 Unbelievable. Mee-Maw was so right about you. 554 00:24:08,731 --> 00:24:11,031 - What is that supposed to mean? - Pardon me, ma'am. 555 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,897 Pardon me. Could I borrow you for a minute? 556 00:24:12,922 --> 00:24:13,405 What? 557 00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:15,487 I've just been kibitzing with the Qatari ambassador, 558 00:24:15,571 --> 00:24:19,073 Mohammed bin Nasser bin Khalifa Al Jaffar. 559 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:20,574 Please don't have him sign the guest book. 560 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,626 Yeah, he comes bringing a message from China. 561 00:24:22,745 --> 00:24:24,411 Why would China go through Qatar? 562 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,046 Qataris love to insert themselves. 563 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,582 - They're wet-fingered. - They're into ass play? 564 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:33,087 No, they have a gift for sensing prevailing political winds. 565 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,922 I'll bet they're into ass play, too. 566 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:36,757 Those people that you bring in, 567 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,727 as they bring in people, you get a piece of that. 568 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,228 I get a piece of that. 569 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,181 In perpetuity. 570 00:24:44,266 --> 00:24:47,267 - Madam President. - Mr. Ambassador. 571 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,353 So I understand you have a message for me. 572 00:24:50,006 --> 00:24:52,382 What I say to you is in the strictest of confidence. 573 00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:52,984 Mm-hmm. 574 00:24:53,008 --> 00:24:55,242 The sanctions you have threatened against our friends in China 575 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,361 may undermine their very fragile economy 576 00:24:57,446 --> 00:24:59,246 at a most inopportune moment. 577 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:03,834 But in exchange for easing the economic pressure, 578 00:25:03,953 --> 00:25:08,455 they would be open to indirect talks. 579 00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:12,126 What is on the table? 580 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:13,677 Oh, everything. 581 00:25:13,796 --> 00:25:16,547 From climate change to human rights. 582 00:25:16,632 --> 00:25:18,048 We shall be in touch. 583 00:25:18,134 --> 00:25:20,884 Thank you, Ambassador Al... 584 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,887 Okay. 585 00:25:25,307 --> 00:25:27,558 Well, that was mysterious, right? 586 00:25:27,643 --> 00:25:29,610 - Ma'am. They're ready for you. - Yeah? 587 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:30,978 Let's get this show on the road. 588 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:33,397 Priest: We are gathered together today 589 00:25:33,482 --> 00:25:36,316 to remember the life of Catherine Calvert Eaton. 590 00:25:36,402 --> 00:25:39,536 This China thing is like legacy material, right? 591 00:25:39,655 --> 00:25:43,157 - (phone buzzes) - Nobel Peace Prize material. 592 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,492 (organ playing) 593 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,962 (groans) 594 00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:52,166 What? 595 00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:54,418 I'll tell you after. 596 00:25:54,503 --> 00:25:56,086 Tell me now. 597 00:25:56,172 --> 00:25:58,839 Karen couldn't stop the count. 598 00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:01,008 We officially lost Nevada, 599 00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:03,343 so we're gonna have to fight it out in Congress. 600 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,979 - And... - And what? 601 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,931 What else? 602 00:26:08,017 --> 00:26:11,652 With all the new votes going to O'Brien, we've... 603 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,772 Kent. 604 00:26:14,857 --> 00:26:17,024 We lost the popular vote. 605 00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:18,992 Oh, God. 606 00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:23,280 Oh, wow. 607 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:26,416 I'm so sorry, ma'am. 608 00:26:26,535 --> 00:26:28,202 Sorry for your loss. 609 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,920 Yeah. 610 00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:32,005 Okay. 611 00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:36,844 I grieve with thee. 612 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,296 Oh, thank you, Kent. 613 00:26:39,381 --> 00:26:43,050 As we begin our service, we will now hear from her daughter, 614 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,219 President Selina Meyer. 615 00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:48,522 (exhales) 616 00:26:55,231 --> 00:26:59,733 My mother had a good piano. 617 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,988 (sobs) I'm sorry. 618 00:27:05,074 --> 00:27:08,625 It's just all sort of hitting me right now. 619 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,413 I have lost... 620 00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:17,384 so much. 621 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:25,309 I'm sorry. I can't. I can't. 622 00:27:25,427 --> 00:27:29,980 Catherine, play the Tim McGraw thing. 623 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:33,483 (music playing) 624 00:27:39,608 --> 00:27:44,361 - ♪ Her hat is hanging by the door...♪ - (sobbing) 625 00:27:44,446 --> 00:27:47,998 ♪ The one she bought in Mexico ♪ 626 00:27:48,117 --> 00:27:53,036 ♪ It blocked the wind, it stopped the rain ♪ 627 00:27:53,122 --> 00:27:55,038 ♪ She'd never leave... ♪ 628 00:27:55,124 --> 00:27:59,376 Just not fair. This is just not fair. 629 00:28:04,967 --> 00:28:09,519 ♪ The shoes she bought on Christmas Eve ♪ 630 00:28:09,638 --> 00:28:13,724 ♪ She laughed and said they called her name ♪ 631 00:28:13,809 --> 00:28:18,645 ♪ It's like they're waiting in the hall ♪ 632 00:28:18,781 --> 00:28:21,949 ♪ For her to slip them on... ♪ 633 00:28:24,153 --> 00:28:27,154 - A very moving eulogy. - Oh, thank you, George. 634 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:30,157 When you feel up to it, you and Catherine and I should sit down 635 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:33,377 and discuss the estate and how you fit into all of it. 636 00:28:33,495 --> 00:28:35,379 How I fit into the estate? 637 00:28:35,497 --> 00:28:39,499 It's not uncommon for an inheritance to skip a generation 638 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:43,170 and your mother decided to leave the bulk of her estate to Catherine. 639 00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:44,638 The bulk? 640 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,007 - It'll all be fine. - Yes. 641 00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:49,760 - Great speech. - Thank you. 642 00:28:49,845 --> 00:28:51,144 - Love that song. - Okay. 643 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,897 Sorry about what I said earlier. 644 00:28:54,016 --> 00:28:56,233 That was the grief talking. 645 00:28:56,352 --> 00:28:59,320 - All right. - Catherine, honey...? 646 00:28:59,345 --> 00:29:00,454 I need a tissue. 647 00:29:00,586 --> 00:29:02,945 - I don't have a tissue. - Well, that's useless. 648 00:29:02,971 --> 00:29:04,524 - Ma'am - Yes? 649 00:29:04,860 --> 00:29:06,625 I hated my father. 650 00:29:08,305 --> 00:29:09,563 Thank you, Tom. 651 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,719 To Congress we go? 652 00:29:12,305 --> 00:29:14,211 To Congress we go, yeah. 653 00:29:16,984 --> 00:29:19,304 Congratulations.