1 00:00:00,161 --> 00:00:02,415 And to the American people who supported me 2 00:00:02,496 --> 00:00:04,655 with a majority of the popular vote, 3 00:00:04,737 --> 00:00:09,023 I promise you, this amazing clean energy joint venture... 4 00:00:09,105 --> 00:00:11,375 You know, Wendy and I have been meeting with surrogates. 5 00:00:11,457 --> 00:00:15,295 She is so excited about my sperm being in another woman. It's weird. 6 00:00:15,425 --> 00:00:18,575 For the winds of economic change... 7 00:00:18,657 --> 00:00:21,023 they are a-blowing. 8 00:00:21,105 --> 00:00:23,295 Thank you. Thank you very much. 9 00:00:23,377 --> 00:00:24,783 - Madam President. - Thank you very much. 10 00:00:24,897 --> 00:00:26,784 Why is my hair all spinning around 11 00:00:26,865 --> 00:00:29,135 and these things, like you, are doing nothin'? 12 00:00:29,218 --> 00:00:32,255 Apparently they shut the turbines off if the wind speeds are too high. 13 00:00:32,337 --> 00:00:33,983 Is it too late to turn them into oil derricks? 14 00:00:34,066 --> 00:00:35,663 Ma'am, I just got some really sad news. 15 00:00:35,778 --> 00:00:37,823 - Your mother's in the hospital. - What? 16 00:00:37,906 --> 00:00:41,055 - It looks like a stroke. - Again? 17 00:00:41,138 --> 00:00:43,104 We can 86 the meet-and-greet with the engineers. 18 00:00:43,185 --> 00:00:45,503 - That's no problem. - Why? 19 00:00:45,586 --> 00:00:48,016 Because you need to rush to your mother's bedside. 20 00:00:48,098 --> 00:00:50,784 - Yeah. - All right. Okay. I'm... 21 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:02,364 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 22 00:01:04,338 --> 00:01:05,696 Mike: I hope Mee-Maw's okay. 23 00:01:05,826 --> 00:01:07,776 She's been at death's door like five times, 24 00:01:07,858 --> 00:01:10,097 - but she always bounces back to life. - Gary: It's true. 25 00:01:10,178 --> 00:01:12,176 She's like that guy... that guy... 26 00:01:12,258 --> 00:01:14,016 - Lazarus. - Rasputin. 27 00:01:14,098 --> 00:01:16,097 She seemed sweet when she visited the White House. 28 00:01:16,178 --> 00:01:17,456 Really? Let me tell you something. 29 00:01:17,538 --> 00:01:20,176 After I lost my first election for state senate, 30 00:01:20,258 --> 00:01:23,904 Mother says to me, "Well, it's not your fault. 31 00:01:23,987 --> 00:01:25,616 It's just your toothy smile." 32 00:01:25,699 --> 00:01:28,225 Oh, my God. I love your smile. 33 00:01:28,848 --> 00:01:29,736 That's not the point. 34 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,288 Looks weirder if you don't show your teeth. 35 00:01:31,347 --> 00:01:33,617 I just cannot believe that has is happened 36 00:01:33,698 --> 00:01:35,505 in the middle of all of this. 37 00:01:35,618 --> 00:01:38,625 I know. I know. I'll tell you, when my mom got ovarian cancer... 38 00:01:38,706 --> 00:01:41,057 Oh, call Kent. 39 00:01:41,139 --> 00:01:43,296 And that is why we have to stop 40 00:01:43,427 --> 00:01:46,017 this reckless meddling in the electoral process. 41 00:01:46,099 --> 00:01:48,017 Stick to the legal deadline 42 00:01:48,098 --> 00:01:50,945 and certify the count as it stands. 43 00:01:51,026 --> 00:01:53,057 Thank you, Your Honors. 44 00:01:53,139 --> 00:01:54,865 May it please the court, 45 00:01:54,979 --> 00:01:57,825 there are many things that we could all stand here 46 00:01:57,907 --> 00:01:59,985 and debate for hours on end. 47 00:02:00,099 --> 00:02:02,977 Is the sky blue? Is water wet? 48 00:02:03,059 --> 00:02:07,457 But isn't it far worse to adhere to an arbitrary deadline 49 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:10,705 rather than counting every valid vote? 50 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:14,866 Dan: Jesus, an electoral protest? 51 00:02:14,979 --> 00:02:19,506 Wait a second, that's the O'Brien nimrod from the recount table. 52 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:22,098 A fake protest. That is classic O'Brien. 53 00:02:22,180 --> 00:02:23,906 It's such a scumbag move. 54 00:02:23,987 --> 00:02:25,585 ...ho, ho, this endless recount's got to go. 55 00:02:25,699 --> 00:02:27,538 Hey, hey, ho, ho... 56 00:02:27,619 --> 00:02:29,585 Yep, I'll raid petty cash. 57 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:32,738 Mike: Ma'am, you have to see this dumb O'Brien tweet. 58 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,658 "Another day wasting taxpayer dollars. 59 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:37,058 Meyer plus windmills cost money, do nothing." 60 00:02:37,140 --> 00:02:38,626 Well, that's on you, isn't it? 61 00:02:38,708 --> 00:02:40,578 See if you can spin something right today, okay? 62 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:43,219 - God. - Ma'am, Amy's calling. 63 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:45,426 Ame, hi. What's going on? 64 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,618 Ma'am, I'm so, so sorry. 65 00:02:47,748 --> 00:02:49,826 - What? What happened? - What? 66 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:52,786 Your mother. I read on HuffPo that she was in the hospital. 67 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:55,699 Amy, I thought you were talking about the recount. 68 00:02:55,780 --> 00:02:58,979 Don't ever, ever scare me like that again. 69 00:02:59,108 --> 00:03:00,947 - I'm sorry. - Just do whatever it takes 70 00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:02,786 to get these ballots counted, okay? 71 00:03:02,869 --> 00:03:04,419 My mother's gonna be fine. I gotta go. 72 00:03:04,548 --> 00:03:05,987 - God, we just... - Okay. 73 00:03:06,068 --> 00:03:09,379 Oh, wow. Everyone's here. 74 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:11,986 This is your temporary mobile oval. 75 00:03:12,101 --> 00:03:14,258 I'm sorry, is there a kettle or clothing steamer in here? 76 00:03:14,341 --> 00:03:16,739 - No. - Okay, this is gonna be quite the day. 77 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:18,338 So where's my mother? 78 00:03:18,469 --> 00:03:20,099 - She's down the hall to the right. - Okay. 79 00:03:20,229 --> 00:03:21,987 - And Andrew's here. - What? 80 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:23,907 - What? - At Catherine's request. 81 00:03:23,989 --> 00:03:25,379 But I made sure he had nowhere to sit. 82 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:27,139 You are good people, Sue. 83 00:03:27,269 --> 00:03:29,347 Andrew. 84 00:03:29,429 --> 00:03:31,699 Wow, hi. You got here quick. 85 00:03:31,781 --> 00:03:33,379 Catherine called me. You were away. 86 00:03:33,509 --> 00:03:35,027 Yeah, serving the country. 87 00:03:35,141 --> 00:03:36,419 - I'm sorry about your mother. - Thank you. 88 00:03:36,501 --> 00:03:38,019 Oh, this is Monica. 89 00:03:38,101 --> 00:03:39,860 A pleasure to meet you, Madam President. 90 00:03:39,941 --> 00:03:41,667 My thoughts are so with you right now. 91 00:03:41,749 --> 00:03:43,140 Thank you so much. 92 00:03:43,269 --> 00:03:45,060 - You brought a date. - I don't know her. 93 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:47,139 Monica and I are seeing one another. She's part of my life. 94 00:03:47,221 --> 00:03:49,379 - Oh. - She writes books on homemaking. 95 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:51,539 - Blogs about entertaining. - I do know her. 96 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,380 She does some of the local morning shows. 97 00:03:53,461 --> 00:03:55,779 - WBAL has her on during the holidays. - Oh, my God. 98 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:58,867 Okay, sweetie, the president does not want to hear my resume right now. 99 00:03:58,981 --> 00:04:01,780 She's a smart one. You can maybe pick up something from her. 100 00:04:01,861 --> 00:04:03,780 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 101 00:04:03,862 --> 00:04:06,308 I just want to say my wife is obsessed with your spiced eggnog. 102 00:04:06,389 --> 00:04:08,900 - We drink it year-round. - It makes a really yummy ice cream. 103 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,340 - Shut up. - Yeah. 104 00:04:13,702 --> 00:04:16,628 - Hi, sweetie. - Hi, Mom. 105 00:04:16,742 --> 00:04:18,180 Oh, Catherine, this is... 106 00:04:18,310 --> 00:04:20,628 - Hey, Cat. - Thank you so much for coming. 107 00:04:20,742 --> 00:04:22,020 You two know each other? 108 00:04:22,150 --> 00:04:23,748 We've all been hanging out a bunch. 109 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:25,460 Yeah, Monnie gave me this sweater. 110 00:04:25,542 --> 00:04:27,188 No, I definitely didn't give you that sweater. 111 00:04:27,302 --> 00:04:28,708 - Not that color. - No, I didn't. 112 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,500 I'm sorry, I think she's talking about me. 113 00:04:30,630 --> 00:04:33,109 She calls me "Monnie." Sounds like "mommy." 114 00:04:33,222 --> 00:04:35,140 Mm-hmm. Well, okay. 115 00:04:37,430 --> 00:04:40,229 - I can't take this music, okay? - Yeah, please. 116 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:43,780 I mean, the campaign's over. I don't have to pretend to like country music anymore. 117 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:46,020 This is Tim McGraw. It's Mee-Maw's favorite song. 118 00:04:46,151 --> 00:04:48,261 What? No. Mee-Maw's favorite song 119 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:50,708 is whatever is playing in the background at Neiman Marcus. 120 00:04:50,822 --> 00:04:52,741 Please turn it off, okay? 121 00:04:52,823 --> 00:04:54,981 Mom, you should say hi to her. 122 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,061 Honey, if I wanted to talk to an unconscious person, 123 00:04:57,143 --> 00:04:58,709 I'd book myself on Charlie Rose. 124 00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:04,229 What happened to her nails? 125 00:05:04,311 --> 00:05:07,461 Looks like she's been diggin' for potatoes or something. 126 00:05:07,591 --> 00:05:09,861 Why are you even worried about her hands right now? 127 00:05:09,991 --> 00:05:11,509 That is so not important. 128 00:05:11,623 --> 00:05:14,981 - Catherine, Mother loves her hands. - Yeah. 129 00:05:15,063 --> 00:05:18,021 She always wore dishwashing gloves when she gave me my bath. 130 00:05:18,103 --> 00:05:19,429 Which is why I don't do dishes. 131 00:05:19,511 --> 00:05:21,541 I just now realized that. 132 00:05:21,624 --> 00:05:24,149 Hello, Madam President. 133 00:05:24,263 --> 00:05:25,621 I'm Dr. Mirpuri. 134 00:05:25,703 --> 00:05:27,670 - Dr. Mir... - Mirpuri. 135 00:05:27,784 --> 00:05:30,150 "Mir-piri." Okay. How is she doing? 136 00:05:30,231 --> 00:05:32,501 I'm afraid it's quite dire. 137 00:05:32,584 --> 00:05:34,869 All brain function has ceased. 138 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,950 So she's not gonna bounce back? 139 00:05:39,032 --> 00:05:41,910 I'm afraid she'll need to stay on life support 140 00:05:42,024 --> 00:05:43,782 until she expires. 141 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,502 Did you still want to do her nails? 142 00:05:46,584 --> 00:05:48,149 - Oh, yes, I do. - Okay. 143 00:05:48,263 --> 00:05:50,342 Wendy: No, we're not hiring that woman. 144 00:05:50,472 --> 00:05:52,310 It was just a cold sore, honey. 145 00:05:52,424 --> 00:05:54,422 I don't want to pay 40 grand for a herpes baby. 146 00:05:54,504 --> 00:05:56,342 - Oh, hey, Debralee? - Yes, hi. 147 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:58,070 Mike, yes. Nice to meet you. 148 00:05:58,184 --> 00:05:58,604 Wendy. 149 00:05:58,628 --> 00:05:59,886 Debralee. Hi, Wendy. So nice to meet you. 150 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:01,862 - You want anything? - I'm good. Thank you, though. 151 00:06:01,992 --> 00:06:04,102 I just had a kombucha on my way over. 152 00:06:04,232 --> 00:06:06,070 - Okay, so I'll just dive on in... - That'd be great. 153 00:06:06,184 --> 00:06:07,830 and give you guys a little background on me. 154 00:06:07,944 --> 00:06:10,150 You already know I've carried three babies to term. 155 00:06:10,232 --> 00:06:13,303 Keep everything organic. I exercise every day. 156 00:06:13,384 --> 00:06:15,510 I don't drink or smoke and I never have. 157 00:06:15,624 --> 00:06:17,191 That's amazing. 158 00:06:17,272 --> 00:06:20,662 I mean, that's exactly what we're looking for. 159 00:06:20,744 --> 00:06:22,262 Praise Jesus. 160 00:06:22,345 --> 00:06:24,182 Are y'all Christians? 161 00:06:24,265 --> 00:06:26,262 Yes. Mm-hmm, yes. 162 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:29,990 I mean, a lot of people think that I'm Jewish, but that... no. 163 00:06:30,073 --> 00:06:31,223 Oh. 164 00:06:31,304 --> 00:06:33,111 What church y'all go to? 165 00:06:33,224 --> 00:06:34,471 - Our Lady... - Of the Holy Womb... 166 00:06:34,552 --> 00:06:36,710 - ...of the Holy Womb. - ...Womb of Jesus. 167 00:06:36,793 --> 00:06:39,431 It's a small congregation, but it's fierce. 168 00:06:39,513 --> 00:06:41,543 It's holy. 169 00:06:41,673 --> 00:06:43,671 Okay, Emily's working on her nails now. 170 00:06:43,784 --> 00:06:46,023 - Good. Dark? - Excuse me, Madam President. 171 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:48,151 Your mother was a bit vague on the DNR. 172 00:06:48,265 --> 00:06:50,071 - Okay. - So it will come down to you. 173 00:06:50,185 --> 00:06:51,943 - Praying for a miracle. - Please don't. 174 00:06:52,025 --> 00:06:53,191 Okay. 175 00:06:53,273 --> 00:06:55,111 Um, okay. 176 00:06:55,193 --> 00:06:57,543 Well, Dr. McCurry... 177 00:06:57,673 --> 00:07:00,263 - Mirpuri. - Yes, that's what I said. 178 00:07:00,393 --> 00:07:04,184 So what does that entail, you know, the pulling of the plug? 179 00:07:04,265 --> 00:07:06,631 - There's not really a plug. - Oh. 180 00:07:06,714 --> 00:07:09,863 What we're talking about requires removing the ventilator tube. 181 00:07:09,946 --> 00:07:12,824 And then as her organs begin to fail... 182 00:07:12,905 --> 00:07:15,304 Okay, I'm gonna have to sit down for just a minute, 183 00:07:15,385 --> 00:07:17,191 if that's all right. 184 00:07:17,274 --> 00:07:19,463 We would be tracking her vitals... 185 00:07:19,546 --> 00:07:22,152 It's okay, Catherine. It's okay. 186 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,592 Oh, wow, that is loud, honey. 187 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:27,384 That's loud. 188 00:07:27,466 --> 00:07:30,344 Oh, "Stephen Hawking" here is indisposed, so I'll just... 189 00:07:30,425 --> 00:07:32,904 - Marjorie, can you help me with this? - Yes, ma'am. 190 00:07:33,034 --> 00:07:34,711 Doctor: I just want to assure you, Madam President, 191 00:07:34,826 --> 00:07:36,984 we would do everything in our power to ensure... 192 00:07:37,066 --> 00:07:39,272 Yeah, just a sec. Something's pressing here. Kent! 193 00:07:39,354 --> 00:07:41,432 - I'm sorry, didn't mean to intrude. - No, no, no. 194 00:07:41,546 --> 00:07:43,272 I chose a parabolic path deliberately out of earshot. 195 00:07:43,354 --> 00:07:44,792 It's fine. 196 00:07:44,906 --> 00:07:47,064 What's up? 197 00:07:47,146 --> 00:07:51,544 I just needed to get a break from the Hindu Grim Reaper out there. 198 00:08:00,106 --> 00:08:02,552 I don't know if this provides any solace, 199 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:06,185 but ever since your mother's health setback was announced, 200 00:08:06,314 --> 00:08:09,705 there has been an outpouring of support... 201 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:11,304 Oh. 202 00:08:11,435 --> 00:08:13,064 ...that has driven up your favorables. 203 00:08:13,195 --> 00:08:16,904 I'm talking about pulling the plug on my mother here. 204 00:08:17,035 --> 00:08:19,353 How is half a percentage point in the polls 205 00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:21,225 supposed to sweeten that shit biscuit? 206 00:08:21,306 --> 00:08:23,465 - More like double digits. - Really? 207 00:08:23,595 --> 00:08:25,273 Mm-hmm. 208 00:08:25,387 --> 00:08:27,225 But just out of curiosity, 209 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:30,313 if I were to, you know... 210 00:08:31,867 --> 00:08:34,025 uh, would that end? 211 00:08:34,155 --> 00:08:37,145 There is a possibility of a shorter-lived, 212 00:08:37,227 --> 00:08:40,265 but numerically greater outpouring... 213 00:08:40,396 --> 00:08:42,985 if you will, a "death bump." 214 00:08:43,115 --> 00:08:44,953 - Really? - Really. 215 00:08:48,587 --> 00:08:51,946 Well, that is some wild and heavy stuff. 216 00:08:52,075 --> 00:08:53,385 Indeed. 217 00:08:53,515 --> 00:08:56,394 Yeah. I got some real soul-searching to do. 218 00:09:10,827 --> 00:09:12,474 Now, I have been in Washington a long time 219 00:09:12,587 --> 00:09:14,154 and I thought I had seen everything, 220 00:09:14,236 --> 00:09:16,906 but the insensitivity shown by Senator O'Brien 221 00:09:16,988 --> 00:09:20,954 clearly demonstrates that this man does not possess the judgment and dignity... 222 00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:22,826 True statesman right there. 223 00:09:22,956 --> 00:09:26,506 Okay, so now what I need is a quiet place to think 224 00:09:26,636 --> 00:09:28,234 that doesn't have Mike's stupid face in it. 225 00:09:28,316 --> 00:09:29,866 I can turn around, ma'am. 226 00:09:29,996 --> 00:09:31,354 There's a chapel on the fourth floor. 227 00:09:31,468 --> 00:09:32,906 We can make sure it's cleared out for you. 228 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,186 Okay, yeah. 229 00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:36,186 - Ma'am? - What? 230 00:09:36,268 --> 00:09:38,826 Those we have loved cannot be lost 231 00:09:38,909 --> 00:09:41,227 because they are always a part of us. 232 00:09:41,356 --> 00:09:43,547 Thank you, Ben, and whoever wrote those words. 233 00:09:43,628 --> 00:09:45,274 - Look what I found. - Too late. 234 00:09:45,388 --> 00:09:47,275 - Of course. - I recognize those words. 235 00:09:47,356 --> 00:09:50,715 They were in the card your wife sent me when my cat Fibonacci passed. 236 00:09:50,829 --> 00:09:51,915 I found them soothing. 237 00:09:51,996 --> 00:09:53,866 Hey, hey, ho, ho. 238 00:09:53,997 --> 00:09:55,707 This endless recount's got to go. 239 00:09:55,788 --> 00:09:58,027 - God, that's a great chant. - Just catchy. 240 00:09:58,157 --> 00:09:59,995 Jesus, lose the fucking badge, man. 241 00:10:00,109 --> 00:10:01,835 Jesus Christ. All right, show me the art. 242 00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:03,787 We got "Count Totes the Votes." 243 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:05,227 What is that? What's "totes"? 244 00:10:05,309 --> 00:10:07,515 Totes, like all. Count all the votes. 245 00:10:07,629 --> 00:10:10,347 You guys have one job to do, that is to rally the crowd 246 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:13,275 with your pro-POTUS signs and get your camera-unfriendly faces on TV. 247 00:10:13,389 --> 00:10:13,853 Yes. 248 00:10:13,877 --> 00:10:16,293 You can't put a Jonah Ryan on TV like that. 249 00:10:16,317 --> 00:10:18,475 18 to 34-year-old women are gonna be distracted by that. 250 00:10:18,557 --> 00:10:21,467 The only thing that women 18-34 are gonna do 251 00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:24,107 when they see you on camera is file a restraining order. 252 00:10:24,237 --> 00:10:26,075 So make some fuckin' noise, dummies. 253 00:10:26,189 --> 00:10:27,467 What the fuck are you smiling at? 254 00:10:27,549 --> 00:10:28,747 I'm just happy to be here. 255 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:30,028 Unbelievable. 256 00:10:30,109 --> 00:10:32,315 What do we want? To get the votes counted. 257 00:10:32,429 --> 00:10:35,788 When do we want it? Hopefully before the deadline. 258 00:10:37,358 --> 00:10:39,836 - Selina: Do you pray? - Gary: A lot. 259 00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:41,436 What do you pray for? 260 00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:44,076 You, you know... 261 00:10:45,757 --> 00:10:47,548 Hmm. 262 00:10:47,629 --> 00:10:49,468 Do you want... you maybe want to try it? 263 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,115 Sure. 264 00:10:51,198 --> 00:10:52,748 You know, what the hell? We're here, right? 265 00:10:52,878 --> 00:10:54,828 - Okay, all right. - Yeah. 266 00:10:54,957 --> 00:10:57,148 Okay. 267 00:10:57,229 --> 00:10:59,468 God, I... 268 00:11:02,318 --> 00:11:04,556 I... I just... I'm... 269 00:11:04,638 --> 00:11:06,636 "O Lord God, it's me, Selina." 270 00:11:06,718 --> 00:11:09,708 O Lord God. It's me, Selina... 271 00:11:09,838 --> 00:11:11,596 Grant me wisdom and strength. 272 00:11:11,678 --> 00:11:14,156 Give us Your comforting presence... I've got it now. 273 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,917 - I've got it. - Okay, yep. 274 00:11:15,998 --> 00:11:19,276 Lord God, please ease my mother's pain and suffering. 275 00:11:19,358 --> 00:11:21,548 Yes, Lord. Yes, Lord. 276 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:24,589 Ease her passing. Ease it all. 277 00:11:24,670 --> 00:11:27,308 - Yes. - Ease it down the... 278 00:11:27,439 --> 00:11:29,628 - Mmm. - the... 279 00:11:29,711 --> 00:11:33,837 Lord, let her daughter, Thy humble servant, 280 00:11:33,918 --> 00:11:38,349 be the first woman elected President of the United States. 281 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:41,388 Please, this is so much to bear. 282 00:11:41,519 --> 00:11:43,308 Oh, it is, Lord. It is. 283 00:11:43,391 --> 00:11:45,949 - Hear my prayer. - Hear her prayer. 284 00:11:46,031 --> 00:11:48,477 - Lift me up. - Lift her up, Lord. 285 00:11:48,591 --> 00:11:51,597 No, I mean actually lift me up 'cause my heel is stuck in this thing. 286 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:54,318 Yeah, I got it. 287 00:11:56,671 --> 00:11:58,510 Um, okay, just so you know, 288 00:11:58,591 --> 00:12:00,109 after the ventilator is removed, 289 00:12:00,191 --> 00:12:01,869 - there might be some coughing. - Oh. 290 00:12:01,952 --> 00:12:04,029 It's reflexive. It's not a sign that she's aware 291 00:12:04,111 --> 00:12:06,269 - or suffering in any way. - Okay. 292 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,910 Okay, why don't I give you a moment to say goodbye? 293 00:12:09,039 --> 00:12:12,109 Oh, you mean now? What... 294 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,997 Well, that's much better. 295 00:12:39,152 --> 00:12:41,470 Well, Mother... 296 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,038 I just want you to... 297 00:12:52,881 --> 00:12:56,159 those you loved cannot be lost 298 00:12:56,272 --> 00:12:58,798 because they are always a part of you. 299 00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:01,199 So... 300 00:13:04,912 --> 00:13:07,359 Okay. 301 00:13:08,433 --> 00:13:10,031 - Ma'am? - Yeah? 302 00:13:10,113 --> 00:13:12,190 Sorry, it can wait till later. 303 00:13:12,273 --> 00:13:13,839 - No, no, come in. - You sure? 304 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:14,991 Yeah, come in. 305 00:13:15,072 --> 00:13:18,831 Yeah, Doctor Mir...? Can... yeah. 306 00:13:18,912 --> 00:13:21,278 Okay, Nicole, you can go ahead and begin. 307 00:13:21,393 --> 00:13:23,391 Ma'am, I don't really think we should be here for this. 308 00:13:23,473 --> 00:13:25,231 No, no, you've got to stay. You're gonna stay. 309 00:13:25,361 --> 00:13:27,711 Doctor: Okay, she's just gonna remove the ventilator. 310 00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:29,231 Okay. 311 00:13:36,353 --> 00:13:38,991 What...? 312 00:13:39,073 --> 00:13:41,919 So in your experience, 313 00:13:42,033 --> 00:13:45,520 how long does this sort of thing carry on? 314 00:13:45,601 --> 00:13:47,679 - Usually minutes. - Okay. 315 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,112 - I have seen hours. - Huh? 316 00:13:50,193 --> 00:13:52,032 Days are very rare. 317 00:13:52,113 --> 00:13:53,392 Oh, well, that's not gonna work 318 00:13:53,521 --> 00:13:58,512 because for me with my schedule and life. 319 00:13:58,641 --> 00:14:00,272 Jesus Christ. 320 00:14:00,353 --> 00:14:04,672 Turn that off. 321 00:14:07,473 --> 00:14:10,832 Okay, no... 322 00:14:10,962 --> 00:14:14,079 Um, she's gone, Madam President. 323 00:14:14,194 --> 00:14:16,112 - Yeah, okay. - My condolences. 324 00:14:16,242 --> 00:14:19,520 - Can I just have a moment? - Yes, of course. Absolutely. 325 00:14:32,434 --> 00:14:34,081 Well, why don't you check your phones? 326 00:14:34,194 --> 00:14:37,040 Sounds like you shoplifted a bunch of vibrators. 327 00:14:37,122 --> 00:14:39,681 Kent: The Nevada State Supreme Court 328 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:42,592 issued a temporary stay of certification. 329 00:14:42,675 --> 00:14:45,233 The count will continue. 330 00:14:45,314 --> 00:14:48,561 - Oh, my prayer worked, right? - Maybe. 331 00:14:48,642 --> 00:14:50,433 Wow, you wanted help from above, here it is. 332 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,561 Yeah. It's fantastic. 333 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,761 Mom? What's going on? What's everyone cheering about? 334 00:14:55,843 --> 00:14:58,161 - Is Mee-Maw better? - Catherine. 335 00:14:58,242 --> 00:14:59,760 I thought you were here. 336 00:14:59,843 --> 00:15:00,961 No, I went to get coffee. 337 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,513 I asked if you wanted anything. 338 00:15:02,642 --> 00:15:05,073 No, I didn't hear you say that. 339 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,553 She's gone? 340 00:15:07,635 --> 00:15:09,553 You pulled the plug without me? 341 00:15:09,635 --> 00:15:13,281 It wasn't a plug. It was a ventilator tube that they just... 342 00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:16,081 Oh, darling. 343 00:15:16,163 --> 00:15:17,794 Oh, honey, no, no, no, no. 344 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,001 Mee-Maw didn't know you weren't here, honey. 345 00:15:20,116 --> 00:15:22,113 She's brain dead. 346 00:15:22,195 --> 00:15:24,514 Baby doll, she was brain dead. 347 00:15:24,595 --> 00:15:26,993 We got good news 348 00:15:27,075 --> 00:15:29,681 about Nevada. 349 00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:32,034 Wait, what? 350 00:15:32,115 --> 00:15:35,122 We got good news from Nevada. 351 00:15:41,684 --> 00:15:42,722 Mom? 352 00:15:46,036 --> 00:15:49,073 - I'm gonna step outside. - Okay. 353 00:15:52,164 --> 00:15:55,442 Mother would never let me use the good piano. 354 00:15:55,524 --> 00:15:59,154 I always had to take my lessons on the shitty upright in the den. 355 00:15:59,284 --> 00:16:01,794 Oh, you know what? 356 00:16:01,876 --> 00:16:04,402 That would be a good story for the eulogy. 357 00:16:04,484 --> 00:16:06,755 Mom, why would you want to paint Mee-Maw in such a negative light? 358 00:16:06,836 --> 00:16:09,234 Oh, Catherine, Thomas fucking Kinkade 359 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,314 couldn't paint Mee-Maw in a positive light. 360 00:16:11,397 --> 00:16:13,394 Oh, my God. 361 00:16:13,477 --> 00:16:15,314 - You never knew Daddy. - Gary: Oh. 362 00:16:15,445 --> 00:16:18,754 He was so sweet. Mee-Maw blamed me for his death. 363 00:16:18,836 --> 00:16:20,354 What? 364 00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,994 I think that's probably your interpretation of it. 365 00:16:23,077 --> 00:16:25,762 Oh, Catherine, you have no idea 366 00:16:25,876 --> 00:16:27,875 what it was like to be the only daughter 367 00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:29,923 of a pathological narcissist. 368 00:16:30,037 --> 00:16:33,363 I mean, all this woman did was criticize me or ignore me. 369 00:16:33,444 --> 00:16:35,795 I'm gonna go to bed. 370 00:16:35,877 --> 00:16:37,395 Selina: Okay, 'night. 371 00:16:37,525 --> 00:16:39,795 - The pillows are not for sleeping. - Gary: Mm-mm. 372 00:16:39,877 --> 00:16:42,882 Sue: Ma'am, your mother's attorney George Huntzinger is here. 373 00:16:42,997 --> 00:16:44,755 Okay. Uncle George. 374 00:16:44,885 --> 00:16:46,563 - Selina. - Oh! 375 00:16:46,677 --> 00:16:48,115 Or should I say Madam President? 376 00:16:48,245 --> 00:16:49,715 Oh, my goodness. 377 00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:51,155 I'm so happy to see you. 378 00:16:51,237 --> 00:16:53,443 You know what? You were always my favorite 379 00:16:53,557 --> 00:16:54,915 of all of Mother's lawyers. 380 00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:56,676 - You're too kind. - No, it's true. 381 00:16:56,757 --> 00:16:59,123 So we need to get you the keys 382 00:16:59,205 --> 00:17:01,075 to Mother's summer house for the appraisers. 383 00:17:01,157 --> 00:17:02,755 Right over here? Yeah. 384 00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:04,596 She was the most darling woman. 385 00:17:04,677 --> 00:17:06,883 Yes, she certainly was in a sense, yeah. 386 00:17:06,997 --> 00:17:08,675 - Here's the key, sir. - There we go. 387 00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:10,675 Ma'am, we really need to return to funeral planning. 388 00:17:10,805 --> 00:17:12,595 - Yes. - So many people outside. 389 00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:15,044 I feared I might have to start driving over them to get in here. 390 00:17:15,158 --> 00:17:17,155 Really? Protesters? 391 00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:19,444 This country's just lost its sense of decency. 392 00:17:19,525 --> 00:17:21,316 - Well, they're animals. - No, no. Heavens, no. 393 00:17:21,397 --> 00:17:24,036 - They're well-wishers. - Really? 394 00:17:24,117 --> 00:17:25,796 Yeah. 395 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,796 People are wishing me well? 396 00:17:27,926 --> 00:17:31,204 Well, of course they are. You're in mourning. 397 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,396 Oh, right. Yeah. 398 00:17:33,526 --> 00:17:35,476 Oh. 399 00:17:35,558 --> 00:17:38,036 Thank you so much. You're too kind. 400 00:17:38,118 --> 00:17:39,236 I appreciate it. 401 00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:40,916 Oh, my goodness. I feel like a bride. 402 00:17:41,046 --> 00:17:44,196 A sad bride because, of course, this is a day of grief. 403 00:17:44,278 --> 00:17:48,116 Her brain was quite damaged for quite a long time. 404 00:17:48,198 --> 00:17:50,036 I love you. 405 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:53,605 There are so many friendly and diverse faces here. 406 00:17:53,719 --> 00:17:55,924 And I wish that Mother were alive 407 00:17:56,006 --> 00:17:58,676 to see this on her property. 408 00:17:58,806 --> 00:18:00,244 Woman: O'Brien. 409 00:18:00,327 --> 00:18:02,676 Ms. Brookheimer, how goes the count? 410 00:18:02,807 --> 00:18:06,037 Oh, it's great if you want a bloated booze bag to be our next president. 411 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:09,236 - O'Brien. - So O'Brien's a lush? 412 00:18:09,319 --> 00:18:10,885 Did Eleanor Roosevelt eat pussy? 413 00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:13,045 Oh! Oh, Jesus. 414 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:16,085 Oh, God, I'm sorry. It's the way we talk in the White House. 415 00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,876 I'm not even aware I'm doing it anymore. 416 00:18:18,007 --> 00:18:19,957 Wow. I mean, you seem so... 417 00:18:20,087 --> 00:18:22,405 - and then... whew. - Hey, it may not even be true. 418 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:25,237 Did she eat pussy or did she just fingerbang her way down Pennsylvania Avenue? 419 00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:26,885 Fuck my mouth. I'm doing it again. 420 00:18:26,999 --> 00:18:30,517 Jiminy Cricket. Wow. 421 00:18:30,647 --> 00:18:32,917 Mike: Damn it. Apparently our born-again surrogate 422 00:18:33,047 --> 00:18:36,277 is super against DNR, so when POTUS pulled the plug on MOTUS, 423 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:38,357 she started having second thoughts. 424 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:42,357 Did you explain to her that there is no scientific evidence of a higher power? 425 00:18:43,607 --> 00:18:45,206 How long has this yogurt been in here? 426 00:18:45,287 --> 00:18:46,597 Make yourself at home, Mike. 427 00:18:46,679 --> 00:18:48,597 Don't eat the bananas. They're wax. 428 00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:50,598 - Copy that. - Shit news from Nevada. 429 00:18:50,679 --> 00:18:51,439 What? 430 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,740 The new votes are tilting heavily toward O'Brien. 431 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,997 Apparently most of them are military absentees. 432 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:01,398 Of course. Fort Dutton. It all makes sense. 433 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,238 No, no, no. That doesn't make any sense. 434 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,766 Nevada is my state. I'm gonna be president. 435 00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:08,518 I'm gonna be the first elected lady president. 436 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,206 I'm gonna have a lovely inauguration. Billy Joel is gonna sing. 437 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,278 So you guys have to stop the recount. 438 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,278 - I'm sorry, what? - Stop the count. 439 00:19:16,408 --> 00:19:18,438 - Shut up, Gary. Ma'am, we can't. - I don't care. 440 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,751 The train has very publically left the station and derailed at high speed. 441 00:19:21,775 --> 00:19:22,851 You got to stop the count. 442 00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:24,861 Ma'am, this would look like a size-14 flip-flop. 443 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,998 - We really can't... - I don't give a fuck! 444 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,878 You're gonna cancel this recount like Anne Frank's bat mitzvah. 445 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,078 Yeah, I'm on it, though I think the DJ already spent the deposit. 446 00:19:33,209 --> 00:19:36,679 I'm on it right... yeah, Amy. Yeah. 447 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,286 I'm tired of losing things! 448 00:19:39,369 --> 00:19:42,039 We would like to file a motion to exclude 449 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,959 all pending ballots from the recount. 450 00:19:45,881 --> 00:19:48,407 Ms. Collins, you do realize that what you're saying 451 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,447 is in diametric opposition to the case you presented yesterday? 452 00:19:51,529 --> 00:19:55,607 If the deadline has passed, why is the recount allowed to continue? 453 00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:59,527 Objection, Your Honor. The count must continue. 454 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,959 Did we tell "Huey, Dewey, and Rapey" 455 00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:05,367 that it's "Stop the Count" now and not "Count Every Vote"? 456 00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:07,479 Shit. 457 00:20:07,609 --> 00:20:10,567 Count every vote. Count every vote. 458 00:20:10,681 --> 00:20:13,480 Count every vote. Count every vote. 459 00:20:13,561 --> 00:20:15,479 Doesn't he work for O'Brien? 460 00:20:15,609 --> 00:20:18,567 No. Jesus. Come on, Richard, no. 461 00:20:18,682 --> 00:20:21,560 - Count every vote! - Dan: Jonah! 462 00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:23,528 - Count every vote! - Richard! 463 00:20:23,641 --> 00:20:25,559 Stop protesting, you idiots! 464 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:29,880 Count every vote! Count every vote! 465 00:20:29,961 --> 00:20:33,080 Maybe I'll get assassinated. 466 00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:39,640 Selina, Selina, Selina. 467 00:20:39,769 --> 00:20:42,600 - What? - Life takes so many turns. 468 00:20:42,682 --> 00:20:43,322 Yeah. 469 00:20:43,346 --> 00:20:45,263 I just want you to know where I'm coming from. 470 00:20:45,321 --> 00:20:48,599 - All right. - Monica, she's sweet, 471 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,840 she's lovely, she's short-term. 472 00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:53,928 She's something to get me through the long nights for now. 473 00:20:54,042 --> 00:20:56,920 Andrew, you know that we're at a funeral, right? 474 00:20:57,002 --> 00:20:59,368 - We're not at Club Med. - In here... 475 00:20:59,482 --> 00:21:01,000 it's always been you. 476 00:21:01,082 --> 00:21:02,920 Wow. Wow. 477 00:21:03,002 --> 00:21:05,608 In a church. 478 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,089 - Madam President. - Oh, Tom. 479 00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:10,248 - I'm so sorry for your loss. - Thank you very much. 480 00:21:10,362 --> 00:21:12,248 Thanks for being here, Tom. I appreciate it. 481 00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:14,280 I see that Charlie Baird is here. 482 00:21:14,363 --> 00:21:16,360 Yes. Yeah, he flew in this morning. 483 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,480 So who's fisting the American economy while he's here? 484 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,240 Really, Tom? 485 00:21:21,371 --> 00:21:23,128 My apologies, Madam President. 486 00:21:23,210 --> 00:21:24,921 - God. - Charlie. 487 00:21:25,002 --> 00:21:26,408 - Tommy. - Yeah? 488 00:21:26,523 --> 00:21:28,168 - Ma'am. - Oh, hang on two seconds. 489 00:21:28,282 --> 00:21:30,040 - Hi. - Hi. 490 00:21:30,171 --> 00:21:31,800 - Hi, Gary. - Hi. 491 00:21:31,883 --> 00:21:35,321 Wow, your ex, not afraid to mix business with mourning. 492 00:21:35,403 --> 00:21:37,401 Oh, yeah. How soon after meeting you 493 00:21:37,483 --> 00:21:39,401 did he ask you to invest in his latest venture? 494 00:21:39,482 --> 00:21:41,561 - 17 seconds. I timed it. - Really? 495 00:21:41,643 --> 00:21:45,241 Some can't-lose scheme about the third largest hotel chain in Brazil. 496 00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:47,001 - "Can't lose." - Can't lose. 497 00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:49,401 Got to see if I still have my wallet. 498 00:21:49,483 --> 00:21:51,161 - Ma'am, sorry to interrupt. - Yeah? 499 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:52,841 - The eulogy is all set. - Okay. 500 00:21:52,923 --> 00:21:55,129 - And I added the good piano anecdote. - Perfect. 501 00:21:55,211 --> 00:21:57,769 - I don't know if that was the best... - No, it works. 502 00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:59,561 Andrew. 503 00:21:59,643 --> 00:22:01,802 Can anybody get in on this Brazil thing? 504 00:22:01,883 --> 00:22:03,210 I got a baby to pay for. 505 00:22:03,324 --> 00:22:05,290 Please let me play the Tim McGraw song. 506 00:22:05,403 --> 00:22:06,729 Okay? I have it all cued up. 507 00:22:06,843 --> 00:22:07,962 Seriously, Catherine, 508 00:22:08,091 --> 00:22:09,930 this is a funeral, not a NASCAR race. 509 00:22:10,044 --> 00:22:11,610 I don't have the time for this right now. 510 00:22:11,691 --> 00:22:14,133 When do you have the time, then, Mom? When? 511 00:22:14,157 --> 00:22:14,849 Shh. 512 00:22:14,873 --> 00:22:16,352 Okay? Because you don't like Tim McGraw, 513 00:22:16,444 --> 00:22:18,601 then nobody is supposed to like Tim McGraw. 514 00:22:18,684 --> 00:22:20,761 Catherine, you are forbidden 515 00:22:20,892 --> 00:22:23,802 from saying the words "Tim McGraw" ever again. 516 00:22:23,932 --> 00:22:25,930 Unbelievable. Mee-Maw was so right about you. 517 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:28,250 - What is that supposed to mean? - Pardon me, ma'am. 518 00:22:28,332 --> 00:22:30,039 Pardon me. Could I borrow you for a minute? 519 00:22:30,063 --> 00:22:30,526 What? 520 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,523 I've just been kibitzing with the Qatari ambassador, 521 00:22:32,604 --> 00:22:35,962 Mohammed bin Nasser bin Khalifa Al Jaffar. 522 00:22:36,044 --> 00:22:37,402 Please don't have him sign the guest book. 523 00:22:37,484 --> 00:22:39,370 Yeah, he comes bringing a message from China. 524 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:41,082 Why would China go through Qatar? 525 00:22:41,164 --> 00:22:42,650 Qataris love to insert themselves. 526 00:22:42,732 --> 00:22:45,082 - They're wet-fingered. - They're into ass play? 527 00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:49,403 No, they have a gift for sensing prevailing political winds. 528 00:22:49,484 --> 00:22:51,163 I'll bet they're into ass play, too. 529 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:52,922 Those people that you bring in, 530 00:22:53,052 --> 00:22:55,771 as they bring in people, you get a piece of that. 531 00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:57,210 I get a piece of that. 532 00:22:57,292 --> 00:23:00,042 In perpetuity. 533 00:23:00,124 --> 00:23:03,002 - Madam President. - Mr. Ambassador. 534 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,003 So I understand you have a message for me. 535 00:23:05,629 --> 00:23:07,908 What I say to you is in the strictest of confidence. 536 00:23:07,932 --> 00:23:08,485 Mm-hmm. 537 00:23:08,508 --> 00:23:10,651 The sanctions you have threatened against our friends in China 538 00:23:10,732 --> 00:23:12,683 may undermine their very fragile economy 539 00:23:12,764 --> 00:23:14,491 at a most inopportune moment. 540 00:23:14,572 --> 00:23:18,891 But in exchange for easing the economic pressure, 541 00:23:19,005 --> 00:23:23,323 they would be open to indirect talks. 542 00:23:23,453 --> 00:23:26,843 What is on the table? 543 00:23:26,925 --> 00:23:28,331 Oh, everything. 544 00:23:28,445 --> 00:23:31,083 From climate change to human rights. 545 00:23:31,165 --> 00:23:32,523 We shall be in touch. 546 00:23:32,605 --> 00:23:35,243 Thank you, Ambassador Al... 547 00:23:36,573 --> 00:23:38,123 Okay. 548 00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:41,644 Well, that was mysterious, right? 549 00:23:41,725 --> 00:23:43,612 - Ma'am. They're ready for you. - Yeah? 550 00:23:43,693 --> 00:23:44,924 Let's get this show on the road. 551 00:23:45,053 --> 00:23:47,244 Priest: We are gathered together today 552 00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:50,043 to remember the life of Catherine Calvert Eaton. 553 00:23:50,126 --> 00:23:53,131 This China thing is like legacy material, right? 554 00:23:53,245 --> 00:23:56,604 Nobel Peace Prize material. 555 00:24:03,566 --> 00:24:05,244 What? 556 00:24:05,326 --> 00:24:07,404 I'll tell you after. 557 00:24:07,486 --> 00:24:09,004 Tell me now. 558 00:24:09,086 --> 00:24:11,644 Karen couldn't stop the count. 559 00:24:11,726 --> 00:24:13,724 We officially lost Nevada, 560 00:24:13,806 --> 00:24:15,964 so we're gonna have to fight it out in Congress. 561 00:24:16,094 --> 00:24:18,492 - And... - And what? 562 00:24:18,574 --> 00:24:20,364 What else? 563 00:24:20,446 --> 00:24:23,932 With all the new votes going to O'Brien, we've... 564 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:26,925 Kent. 565 00:24:27,006 --> 00:24:29,085 We lost the popular vote. 566 00:24:29,214 --> 00:24:30,972 Oh, God. 567 00:24:33,647 --> 00:24:35,084 Oh, wow. 568 00:24:36,367 --> 00:24:38,092 I'm so sorry, ma'am. 569 00:24:38,206 --> 00:24:39,805 Sorry for your loss. 570 00:24:39,934 --> 00:24:41,453 Yeah. 571 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,452 Okay. 572 00:24:46,015 --> 00:24:48,093 I grieve with thee. 573 00:24:48,175 --> 00:24:50,445 Oh, thank you, Kent. 574 00:24:50,526 --> 00:24:54,045 As we begin our service, we will now hear from her daughter, 575 00:24:54,174 --> 00:24:56,125 President Selina Meyer. 576 00:25:05,727 --> 00:25:10,045 My mother had a good piano. 577 00:25:13,008 --> 00:25:15,085 I'm sorry. 578 00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:18,573 It's just all sort of hitting me right now. 579 00:25:21,007 --> 00:25:23,165 I have lost... 580 00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:26,973 so much. 581 00:25:31,215 --> 00:25:34,574 I'm sorry. I can't. I can't. 582 00:25:34,687 --> 00:25:39,054 Catherine, play the Tim McGraw thing. 583 00:26:03,168 --> 00:26:07,246 Just not fair. This is just not fair. 584 00:26:31,009 --> 00:26:33,887 - A very moving eulogy. - Oh, thank you, George. 585 00:26:34,017 --> 00:26:36,767 When you feel up to it, you and Catherine and I should sit down 586 00:26:36,849 --> 00:26:39,855 and discuss the estate and how you fit into all of it. 587 00:26:39,968 --> 00:26:41,775 How I fit into the estate? 588 00:26:41,888 --> 00:26:45,727 It's not uncommon for an inheritance to skip a generation 589 00:26:45,857 --> 00:26:49,247 and your mother decided to leave the bulk of her estate to Catherine. 590 00:26:49,377 --> 00:26:50,655 The bulk? 591 00:26:50,737 --> 00:26:52,927 - It'll all be fine. - Yes. 592 00:26:53,009 --> 00:26:55,568 - Great speech. - Thank you. 593 00:26:55,649 --> 00:26:56,895 - Love that song. - Okay. 594 00:26:56,977 --> 00:26:59,535 Sorry about what I said earlier. 595 00:26:59,649 --> 00:27:01,776 That was the grief talking. 596 00:27:01,890 --> 00:27:04,736 - All right. - Catherine, honey...? 597 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,824 I need a tissue. 598 00:27:05,950 --> 00:27:08,213 - I don't have a tissue. - Well, that's useless. 599 00:27:08,238 --> 00:27:09,727 - Ma'am - Yes? 600 00:27:10,049 --> 00:27:11,742 I hated my father. 601 00:27:13,353 --> 00:27:14,560 Thank you, Tom. 602 00:27:14,979 --> 00:27:16,628 To Congress we go? 603 00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:19,018 To Congress we go, yeah. 604 00:27:21,677 --> 00:27:23,902 Congratulations.