1 00:00:05,289 --> 00:00:07,639 And to the American people who supported me 2 00:00:07,724 --> 00:00:09,975 with a majority of the popular vote, 3 00:00:10,060 --> 00:00:14,529 I promise you, this amazing clean energy joint venture... 4 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,982 You know, Wendy and I have been meeting with surrogates. 5 00:00:17,067 --> 00:00:21,069 She is so excited about my sperm being in another woman. It's weird. 6 00:00:21,205 --> 00:00:24,489 For the winds of economic change... 7 00:00:24,575 --> 00:00:27,042 they are a-blowing. 8 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:29,411 Thank you. Thank you very much. 9 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:30,962 - Madam President. - Thank you very much. 10 00:00:31,081 --> 00:00:33,048 Why is my hair all spinning around 11 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:35,500 and these things, like you, are doing nothin'? 12 00:00:35,586 --> 00:00:38,753 Apparently they shut the turbines off if the wind speeds are too high. 13 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,555 Is it too late to turn them into oil derricks? 14 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:42,307 Ma'am, I just got some really sad news. 15 00:00:42,426 --> 00:00:44,559 - Your mother's in the hospital. - What? 16 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,929 - It looks like a stroke. - Again? 17 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:50,065 We can 86 the meet-and-greet with the engineers. 18 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:52,567 - That's no problem. - Why? 19 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:55,187 Because you need to rush to your mother's bedside. 20 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:58,073 - Yeah. - All right. Okay. I'm... 21 00:01:07,814 --> 00:01:10,147 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 22 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,622 Mike: I hope Mee-Maw's okay. 23 00:01:13,757 --> 00:01:15,790 She's been at death's door like five times, 24 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:18,210 - but she always bounces back to life. - Gary: It's true. 25 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:20,378 She's like that guy... that guy... 26 00:01:20,464 --> 00:01:22,297 - Lazarus. - Rasputin. 27 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:24,466 She seemed sweet when she visited the White House. 28 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:25,884 Really? Let me tell you something. 29 00:01:25,969 --> 00:01:28,720 After I lost my first election for state senate, 30 00:01:28,805 --> 00:01:32,607 Mother says to me, "Well, it's not your fault. 31 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,392 It's just your toothy smile." 32 00:01:34,478 --> 00:01:37,112 Oh, my God. I love your smile. 33 00:01:37,762 --> 00:01:38,688 That's not the point. 34 00:01:38,713 --> 00:01:40,306 Looks weirder if you don't show your teeth. 35 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:42,734 I just cannot believe that has is happened 36 00:01:42,819 --> 00:01:44,703 in the middle of all of this. 37 00:01:44,821 --> 00:01:47,956 I know. I know. I'll tell you, when my mom got ovarian cancer... 38 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:50,492 Oh, call Kent. 39 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,827 And that is why we have to stop 40 00:01:52,963 --> 00:01:55,664 this reckless meddling in the electoral process. 41 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:57,749 Stick to the legal deadline 42 00:01:57,834 --> 00:02:00,802 and certify the count as it stands. 43 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:03,004 Thank you, Your Honors. 44 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,889 May it please the court, 45 00:02:05,008 --> 00:02:07,976 there are many things that we could all stand here 46 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:10,228 and debate for hours on end. 47 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:13,348 Is the sky blue? Is water wet? 48 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:18,019 But isn't it far worse to adhere to an arbitrary deadline 49 00:02:18,155 --> 00:02:21,406 rather than counting every valid vote? 50 00:02:23,527 --> 00:02:25,744 Dan: Jesus, an electoral protest? 51 00:02:25,862 --> 00:02:30,582 Wait a second, that's the O'Brien nimrod from the recount table. 52 00:02:30,701 --> 00:02:33,285 A fake protest. That is classic O'Brien. 53 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,170 It's such a scumbag move. 54 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:36,921 ...ho, ho, this endless recount's got to go. 55 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,957 Hey, hey, ho, ho... 56 00:02:39,042 --> 00:02:41,092 Yep, I'll raid petty cash. 57 00:02:41,211 --> 00:02:44,379 Mike: Ma'am, you have to see this dumb O'Brien tweet. 58 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:46,381 "Another day wasting taxpayer dollars. 59 00:02:46,516 --> 00:02:48,883 Meyer plus windmills cost money, do nothing." 60 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,518 Well, that's on you, isn't it? 61 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:52,554 See if you can spin something right today, okay? 62 00:02:52,689 --> 00:02:55,307 - God. - Ma'am, Amy's calling. 63 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,609 Ame, hi. What's going on? 64 00:02:57,728 --> 00:02:59,894 Ma'am, I'm so, so sorry. 65 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:02,197 - What? What happened? - What? 66 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:05,283 Your mother. I read on HuffPo that she was in the hospital. 67 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:08,320 Amy, I thought you were talking about the recount. 68 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:11,740 Don't ever, ever scare me like that again. 69 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:13,792 - I'm sorry. - Just do whatever it takes 70 00:03:13,910 --> 00:03:15,710 to get these ballots counted, okay? 71 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,412 My mother's gonna be fine. I gotta go. 72 00:03:17,547 --> 00:03:19,047 - God, we just... - Okay. 73 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:22,584 Oh, wow. Everyone's here. 74 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:25,303 This is your temporary mobile oval. 75 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:27,672 I'm sorry, is there a kettle or clothing steamer in here? 76 00:03:27,758 --> 00:03:30,258 - No. - Okay, this is gonna be quite the day. 77 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,926 So where's my mother? 78 00:03:32,062 --> 00:03:33,762 - She's down the hall to the right. - Okay. 79 00:03:33,897 --> 00:03:35,730 - And Andrew's here. - What? 80 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,732 - What? - At Catherine's request. 81 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,267 But I made sure he had nowhere to sit. 82 00:03:39,403 --> 00:03:41,102 You are good people, Sue. 83 00:03:41,238 --> 00:03:43,405 Andrew. 84 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,857 Wow, hi. You got here quick. 85 00:03:45,942 --> 00:03:47,609 Catherine called me. You were away. 86 00:03:47,744 --> 00:03:49,327 Yeah, serving the country. 87 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:50,779 - I'm sorry about your mother. - Thank you. 88 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,447 Oh, this is Monica. 89 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:54,366 A pleasure to meet you, Madam President. 90 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:56,251 My thoughts are so with you right now. 91 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:57,786 Thank you so much. 92 00:03:57,921 --> 00:03:59,788 - You brought a date. - I don't know her. 93 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,956 Monica and I are seeing one another. She's part of my life. 94 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,292 - Oh. - She writes books on homemaking. 95 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:06,544 - Blogs about entertaining. - I do know her. 96 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:08,463 She does some of the local morning shows. 97 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,965 - WBAL has her on during the holidays. - Oh, my God. 98 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:14,185 Okay, sweetie, the president does not want to hear my resume right now. 99 00:04:14,304 --> 00:04:17,222 She's a smart one. You can maybe pick up something from her. 100 00:04:17,307 --> 00:04:19,307 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 101 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:21,943 I just want to say my wife is obsessed with your spiced eggnog. 102 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:24,646 - We drink it year-round. - It makes a really yummy ice cream. 103 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:26,147 - Shut up. - Yeah. 104 00:04:29,653 --> 00:04:32,704 - Hi, sweetie. - Hi, Mom. 105 00:04:32,823 --> 00:04:34,322 Oh, Catherine, this is... 106 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:36,875 - Hey, Cat. - Thank you so much for coming. 107 00:04:36,993 --> 00:04:38,326 You two know each other? 108 00:04:38,462 --> 00:04:40,128 We've all been hanging out a bunch. 109 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,913 Yeah, Monnie gave me this sweater. 110 00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:43,715 No, I definitely didn't give you that sweater. 111 00:04:43,834 --> 00:04:45,300 - Not that color. - No, I didn't. 112 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:47,168 I'm sorry, I think she's talking about me. 113 00:04:47,304 --> 00:04:49,888 She calls me "Monnie." Sounds like "mommy." 114 00:04:50,006 --> 00:04:52,006 Mm-hmm. Well, okay. 115 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:57,312 - I can't take this music, okay? - Yeah, please. 116 00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:01,015 I mean, the campaign's over. I don't have to pretend to like country music anymore. 117 00:05:01,151 --> 00:05:03,351 This is Tim McGraw. It's Mee-Maw's favorite song. 118 00:05:03,487 --> 00:05:05,687 What? No. Mee-Maw's favorite song 119 00:05:05,822 --> 00:05:08,239 is whatever is playing in the background at Neiman Marcus. 120 00:05:08,358 --> 00:05:10,358 Please turn it off, okay? 121 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,694 Mom, you should say hi to her. 122 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,863 Honey, if I wanted to talk to an unconscious person, 123 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,581 I'd book myself on Charlie Rose. 124 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:22,337 What happened to her nails? 125 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:25,707 Looks like she's been diggin' for potatoes or something. 126 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:28,209 Why are you even worried about her hands right now? 127 00:05:28,345 --> 00:05:29,928 That is so not important. 128 00:05:30,046 --> 00:05:33,548 - Catherine, Mother loves her hands. - Yeah. 129 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:36,718 She always wore dishwashing gloves when she gave me my bath. 130 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,186 Which is why I don't do dishes. 131 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:40,388 I just now realized that. 132 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:43,107 Hello, Madam President. 133 00:05:43,226 --> 00:05:44,642 I'm Dr. Mirpuri. 134 00:05:44,728 --> 00:05:46,778 - Dr. Mir... - Mirpuri. 135 00:05:46,897 --> 00:05:49,364 "Mir-piri." Okay. How is she doing? 136 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:51,816 I'm afraid it's quite dire. 137 00:05:51,902 --> 00:05:54,285 All brain function has ceased. 138 00:05:56,072 --> 00:05:58,540 So she's not gonna bounce back? 139 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:01,626 I'm afraid she'll need to stay on life support 140 00:06:01,745 --> 00:06:03,578 until she expires. 141 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,414 Did you still want to do her nails? 142 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,132 - Oh, yes, I do. - Okay. 143 00:06:08,251 --> 00:06:10,418 Wendy: No, we're not hiring that woman. 144 00:06:10,554 --> 00:06:12,470 It was just a cold sore, honey. 145 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,672 I don't want to pay 40 grand for a herpes baby. 146 00:06:14,758 --> 00:06:16,674 - Oh, hey, Debralee? - Yes, hi. 147 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,476 Mike, yes. Nice to meet you. 148 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:19,033 Wendy. 149 00:06:19,058 --> 00:06:20,370 Debralee. Hi, Wendy. So nice to meet you. 150 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:22,430 - You want anything? - I'm good. Thank you, though. 151 00:06:22,566 --> 00:06:24,766 I just had a kombucha on my way over. 152 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:26,818 - Okay, so I'll just dive on in... - That'd be great. 153 00:06:26,937 --> 00:06:28,653 and give you guys a little background on me. 154 00:06:28,772 --> 00:06:31,072 You already know I've carried three babies to term. 155 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:34,359 Keep everything organic. I exercise every day. 156 00:06:34,444 --> 00:06:36,661 I don't drink or smoke and I never have. 157 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:38,413 That's amazing. 158 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:42,033 I mean, that's exactly what we're looking for. 159 00:06:42,118 --> 00:06:43,701 Praise Jesus. 160 00:06:43,787 --> 00:06:45,703 Are y'all Christians? 161 00:06:45,789 --> 00:06:47,872 Yes. Mm-hmm, yes. 162 00:06:47,958 --> 00:06:51,759 I mean, a lot of people think that I'm Jewish, but that... no. 163 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,044 Oh. 164 00:06:53,129 --> 00:06:55,013 What church y'all go to? 165 00:06:55,131 --> 00:06:56,431 - Our Lady... - Of the Holy Womb... 166 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:58,766 - ...of the Holy Womb. - ...Womb of Jesus. 167 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,603 It's a small congregation, but it's fierce. 168 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:03,805 It's holy. 169 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:06,024 Okay, Emily's working on her nails now. 170 00:07:06,142 --> 00:07:08,476 - Good. Dark? - Excuse me, Madam President. 171 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,695 Your mother was a bit vague on the DNR. 172 00:07:10,814 --> 00:07:12,697 - Okay. - So it will come down to you. 173 00:07:12,816 --> 00:07:14,649 - Praying for a miracle. - Please don't. 174 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:15,950 Okay. 175 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,952 Um, okay. 176 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,488 Well, Dr. McCurry... 177 00:07:20,624 --> 00:07:23,324 - Mirpuri. - Yes, that's what I said. 178 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:27,412 So what does that entail, you know, the pulling of the plug? 179 00:07:27,497 --> 00:07:29,964 - There's not really a plug. - Oh. 180 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:33,334 What we're talking about requires removing the ventilator tube. 181 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:36,421 And then as her organs begin to fail... 182 00:07:36,506 --> 00:07:39,007 Okay, I'm gonna have to sit down for just a minute, 183 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:40,975 if that's all right. 184 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,344 We would be tracking her vitals... 185 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:46,147 It's okay, Catherine. It's okay. 186 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:49,734 Oh, wow, that is loud, honey. 187 00:07:49,853 --> 00:07:51,603 That's loud. 188 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:54,689 Oh, "Stephen Hawking" here is indisposed, so I'll just... 189 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:57,358 - Marjorie, can you help me with this? - Yes, ma'am. 190 00:07:57,494 --> 00:07:59,243 Doctor: I just want to assure you, Madam President, 191 00:07:59,362 --> 00:08:01,613 we would do everything in our power to ensure... 192 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:03,998 Yeah, just a sec. Something's pressing here. Kent! 193 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,250 - I'm sorry, didn't mean to intrude. - No, no, no. 194 00:08:06,369 --> 00:08:08,169 I chose a parabolic path deliberately out of earshot. 195 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:09,754 It's fine. 196 00:08:09,873 --> 00:08:12,123 What's up? 197 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:16,794 I just needed to get a break from the Hindu Grim Reaper out there. 198 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:28,272 I don't know if this provides any solace, 199 00:08:28,391 --> 00:08:32,060 but ever since your mother's health setback was announced, 200 00:08:32,195 --> 00:08:35,730 there has been an outpouring of support... 201 00:08:35,865 --> 00:08:37,398 Oh. 202 00:08:37,534 --> 00:08:39,233 ...that has driven up your favorables. 203 00:08:39,369 --> 00:08:43,237 I'm talking about pulling the plug on my mother here. 204 00:08:43,373 --> 00:08:45,790 How is half a percentage point in the polls 205 00:08:45,909 --> 00:08:47,742 supposed to sweeten that shit biscuit? 206 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:50,078 - More like double digits. - Really? 207 00:08:50,213 --> 00:08:51,963 Mm-hmm. 208 00:08:52,082 --> 00:08:53,998 But just out of curiosity, 209 00:08:54,084 --> 00:08:57,218 if I were to, you know... 210 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:01,089 uh, would that end? 211 00:09:01,224 --> 00:09:04,342 There is a possibility of a shorter-lived, 212 00:09:04,427 --> 00:09:07,595 but numerically greater outpouring... 213 00:09:07,731 --> 00:09:10,431 if you will, a "death bump." 214 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,483 - Really? - Really. 215 00:09:16,272 --> 00:09:19,774 Well, that is some wild and heavy stuff. 216 00:09:19,909 --> 00:09:21,275 Indeed. 217 00:09:21,411 --> 00:09:24,412 Yeah. I got some real soul-searching to do. 218 00:09:39,462 --> 00:09:41,179 Now, I have been in Washington a long time 219 00:09:41,297 --> 00:09:42,930 and I thought I had seen everything, 220 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,800 but the insensitivity shown by Senator O'Brien 221 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:50,021 clearly demonstrates that this man does not possess the judgment and dignity... 222 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:51,973 True statesman right there. 223 00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:55,810 Okay, so now what I need is a quiet place to think 224 00:09:55,945 --> 00:09:57,612 that doesn't have Mike's stupid face in it. 225 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:59,313 I can turn around, ma'am. 226 00:09:59,449 --> 00:10:00,865 There's a chapel on the fourth floor. 227 00:10:00,984 --> 00:10:02,483 We can make sure it's cleared out for you. 228 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:03,818 Okay, yeah. 229 00:10:03,953 --> 00:10:05,903 - Ma'am? - What? 230 00:10:05,989 --> 00:10:08,656 Those we have loved cannot be lost 231 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:11,159 because they are always a part of us. 232 00:10:11,294 --> 00:10:13,578 Thank you, Ben, and whoever wrote those words. 233 00:10:13,663 --> 00:10:15,379 - Look what I found. - Too late. 234 00:10:15,498 --> 00:10:17,465 - Of course. - I recognize those words. 235 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:21,052 They were in the card your wife sent me when my cat Fibonacci passed. 236 00:10:21,171 --> 00:10:22,303 I found them soothing. 237 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:24,338 Hey, hey, ho, ho. 238 00:10:24,474 --> 00:10:26,257 This endless recount's got to go. 239 00:10:26,342 --> 00:10:28,676 - God, that's a great chant. - Just catchy. 240 00:10:28,812 --> 00:10:30,728 Jesus, lose the fucking badge, man. 241 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,647 Jesus Christ. All right, show me the art. 242 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,682 We got "Count Totes the Votes." 243 00:10:34,818 --> 00:10:36,184 What is that? What's "totes"? 244 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,569 Totes, like all. Count all the votes. 245 00:10:38,688 --> 00:10:41,522 You guys have one job to do, that is to rally the crowd 246 00:10:41,658 --> 00:10:44,575 with your pro-POTUS signs and get your camera-unfriendly faces on TV. 247 00:10:44,694 --> 00:10:45,178 Yes. 248 00:10:45,203 --> 00:10:47,722 You can't put a Jonah Ryan on TV like that. 249 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,997 18 to 34-year-old women are gonna be distracted by that. 250 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:53,117 The only thing that women 18-34 are gonna do 251 00:10:53,203 --> 00:10:55,870 when they see you on camera is file a restraining order. 252 00:10:56,005 --> 00:10:57,922 So make some fuckin' noise, dummies. 253 00:10:58,041 --> 00:10:59,373 What the fuck are you smiling at? 254 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,708 I'm just happy to be here. 255 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,043 Unbelievable. 256 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:04,428 What do we want? To get the votes counted. 257 00:11:04,547 --> 00:11:08,049 When do we want it? Hopefully before the deadline. 258 00:11:09,686 --> 00:11:12,270 - Selina: Do you pray? - Gary: A lot. 259 00:11:12,388 --> 00:11:13,938 What do you pray for? 260 00:11:14,057 --> 00:11:16,691 You, you know... 261 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,311 Hmm. 262 00:11:20,396 --> 00:11:22,313 Do you want... you maybe want to try it? 263 00:11:22,398 --> 00:11:24,031 Sure. 264 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,733 You know, what the hell? We're here, right? 265 00:11:25,869 --> 00:11:27,902 - Okay, all right. - Yeah. 266 00:11:28,037 --> 00:11:30,321 Okay. 267 00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:32,740 God, I... 268 00:11:35,712 --> 00:11:38,045 I... I just... I'm... 269 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,214 "O Lord God, it's me, Selina." 270 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,417 O Lord God. It's me, Selina... 271 00:11:43,553 --> 00:11:45,386 Grant me wisdom and strength. 272 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,055 Give us Your comforting presence... I've got it now. 273 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,891 - I've got it. - Okay, yep. 274 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:53,394 Lord God, please ease my mother's pain and suffering. 275 00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:55,763 Yes, Lord. Yes, Lord. 276 00:11:55,899 --> 00:11:58,933 Ease her passing. Ease it all. 277 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:01,769 - Yes. - Ease it down the... 278 00:12:01,905 --> 00:12:04,188 - Mmm. - the... 279 00:12:04,274 --> 00:12:08,576 Lord, let her daughter, Thy humble servant, 280 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:13,281 be the first woman elected President of the United States. 281 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,450 Please, this is so much to bear. 282 00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:18,452 Oh, it is, Lord. It is. 283 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,205 - Hear my prayer. - Hear her prayer. 284 00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:23,841 - Lift me up. - Lift her up, Lord. 285 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:27,094 No, I mean actually lift me up 'cause my heel is stuck in this thing. 286 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,931 Yeah, I got it. 287 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,302 Um, okay, just so you know, 288 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,970 after the ventilator is removed, 289 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,805 - there might be some coughing. - Oh. 290 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,057 It's reflexive. It's not a sign that she's aware 291 00:12:40,143 --> 00:12:42,393 - or suffering in any way. - Okay. 292 00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:45,146 Okay, why don't I give you a moment to say goodbye? 293 00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:48,482 Oh, you mean now? What... 294 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,134 Well, that's much better. 295 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:19,096 Well, Mother... 296 00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:22,817 I just want you to... 297 00:13:30,994 --> 00:13:34,412 those you loved cannot be lost 298 00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:37,164 because they are always a part of you. 299 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,667 So... 300 00:13:43,539 --> 00:13:46,090 Okay. 301 00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:48,876 - Ma'am? - Yeah? 302 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,128 Sorry, it can wait till later. 303 00:13:51,214 --> 00:13:52,847 - No, no, come in. - You sure? 304 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,048 Yeah, come in. 305 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:58,052 Yeah, Doctor Mir...? Can... yeah. 306 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,604 Okay, Nicole, you can go ahead and begin. 307 00:14:00,723 --> 00:14:02,807 Ma'am, I don't really think we should be here for this. 308 00:14:02,892 --> 00:14:04,725 No, no, you've got to stay. You're gonna stay. 309 00:14:04,861 --> 00:14:07,311 Doctor: Okay, she's just gonna remove the ventilator. 310 00:14:07,397 --> 00:14:08,896 Okay. 311 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:19,073 What...? 312 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:22,126 So in your experience, 313 00:14:22,245 --> 00:14:25,880 how long does this sort of thing carry on? 314 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,132 - Usually minutes. - Okay. 315 00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:30,668 - I have seen hours. - Huh? 316 00:14:30,753 --> 00:14:32,670 Days are very rare. 317 00:14:32,755 --> 00:14:34,088 Oh, well, that's not gonna work 318 00:14:34,223 --> 00:14:39,427 because for me with my schedule and life. 319 00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:41,262 Jesus Christ. 320 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:45,850 Turn that off. 321 00:14:48,771 --> 00:14:52,273 Okay, no... 322 00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:55,659 Um, she's gone, Madam President. 323 00:14:55,778 --> 00:14:57,778 - Yeah, okay. - My condolences. 324 00:14:57,914 --> 00:15:01,332 - Can I just have a moment? - Yes, of course. Absolutely. 325 00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:16,514 Well, why don't you check your phones? 326 00:15:16,632 --> 00:15:19,600 Sounds like you shoplifted a bunch of vibrators. 327 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,353 Kent: The Nevada State Supreme Court 328 00:15:22,472 --> 00:15:25,389 issued a temporary stay of certification. 329 00:15:25,475 --> 00:15:28,142 The count will continue. 330 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:31,612 - Oh, my prayer worked, right? - Maybe. 331 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,564 Wow, you wanted help from above, here it is. 332 00:15:33,649 --> 00:15:35,783 Yeah. It's fantastic. 333 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:39,120 Mom? What's going on? What's everyone cheering about? 334 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:41,622 - Is Mee-Maw better? - Catherine. 335 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,290 I thought you were here. 336 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,542 No, I went to get coffee. 337 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,160 I asked if you wanted anything. 338 00:15:46,295 --> 00:15:48,829 No, I didn't hear you say that. 339 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,415 She's gone? 340 00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:53,501 You pulled the plug without me? 341 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:57,388 It wasn't a plug. It was a ventilator tube that they just... 342 00:15:57,507 --> 00:16:00,307 Oh, darling. 343 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,093 Oh, honey, no, no, no, no. 344 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,395 Mee-Maw didn't know you weren't here, honey. 345 00:16:04,514 --> 00:16:06,597 She's brain dead. 346 00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:09,100 Baby doll, she was brain dead. 347 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,685 We got good news 348 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,488 about Nevada. 349 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,941 Wait, what? 350 00:16:17,026 --> 00:16:20,161 We got good news from Nevada. 351 00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:28,085 Mom? 352 00:16:31,541 --> 00:16:34,708 - I'm gonna step outside. - Okay. 353 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:41,348 Mother would never let me use the good piano. 354 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:45,219 I always had to take my lessons on the shitty upright in the den. 355 00:16:45,354 --> 00:16:47,972 Oh, you know what? 356 00:16:48,057 --> 00:16:50,691 That would be a good story for the eulogy. 357 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:53,144 Mom, why would you want to paint Mee-Maw in such a negative light? 358 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,729 Oh, Catherine, Thomas fucking Kinkade 359 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,898 couldn't paint Mee-Maw in a positive light. 360 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,067 Oh, my God. 361 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,069 - You never knew Daddy. - Gary: Oh. 362 00:17:02,205 --> 00:17:05,656 He was so sweet. Mee-Maw blamed me for his death. 363 00:17:05,741 --> 00:17:07,324 What? 364 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:10,077 I think that's probably your interpretation of it. 365 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,963 Oh, Catherine, you have no idea 366 00:17:13,082 --> 00:17:15,166 what it was like to be the only daughter 367 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,301 of a pathological narcissist. 368 00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:20,888 I mean, all this woman did was criticize me or ignore me. 369 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,424 I'm gonna go to bed. 370 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,092 Selina: Okay, 'night. 371 00:17:25,228 --> 00:17:27,595 - The pillows are not for sleeping. - Gary: Mm-mm. 372 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,814 Sue: Ma'am, your mother's attorney George Huntzinger is here. 373 00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,766 Okay. Uncle George. 374 00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:34,652 - Selina. - Oh! 375 00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:36,270 Or should I say Madam President? 376 00:17:36,405 --> 00:17:37,938 Oh, my goodness. 377 00:17:38,074 --> 00:17:39,440 I'm so happy to see you. 378 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,825 You know what? You were always my favorite 379 00:17:41,944 --> 00:17:43,360 of all of Mother's lawyers. 380 00:17:43,446 --> 00:17:45,196 - You're too kind. - No, it's true. 381 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:47,748 So we need to get you the keys 382 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,783 to Mother's summer house for the appraisers. 383 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,535 Right over here? Yeah. 384 00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:53,454 She was the most darling woman. 385 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,839 Yes, she certainly was in a sense, yeah. 386 00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,708 - Here's the key, sir. - There we go. 387 00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:59,793 Ma'am, we really need to return to funeral planning. 388 00:17:59,929 --> 00:18:01,795 - Yes. - So many people outside. 389 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,348 I feared I might have to start driving over them to get in here. 390 00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,550 Really? Protesters? 391 00:18:06,636 --> 00:18:08,936 This country's just lost its sense of decency. 392 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,888 - Well, they're animals. - No, no. Heavens, no. 393 00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:13,724 - They're well-wishers. - Really? 394 00:18:13,809 --> 00:18:15,559 Yeah. 395 00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:17,645 People are wishing me well? 396 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:21,198 Well, of course they are. You're in mourning. 397 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,484 Oh, right. Yeah. 398 00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:25,653 Oh. 399 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,322 Thank you so much. You're too kind. 400 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:29,573 I appreciate it. 401 00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:31,325 Oh, my goodness. I feel like a bride. 402 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:34,745 A sad bride because, of course, this is a day of grief. 403 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:38,832 Her brain was quite damaged for quite a long time. 404 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,834 I love you. 405 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:44,555 There are so many friendly and diverse faces here. 406 00:18:44,674 --> 00:18:46,974 And I wish that Mother were alive 407 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,843 to see this on her property. 408 00:18:49,979 --> 00:18:51,478 Woman: O'Brien. 409 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,014 Ms. Brookheimer, how goes the count? 410 00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:57,518 Oh, it's great if you want a bloated booze bag to be our next president. 411 00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,854 - O'Brien. - So O'Brien's a lush? 412 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,573 Did Eleanor Roosevelt eat pussy? 413 00:19:02,692 --> 00:19:04,825 Oh! Oh, Jesus. 414 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,995 Oh, God, I'm sorry. It's the way we talk in the White House. 415 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,863 I'm not even aware I'm doing it anymore. 416 00:19:09,999 --> 00:19:12,032 Wow. I mean, you seem so... 417 00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:14,585 - and then... whew. - Hey, it may not even be true. 418 00:19:14,704 --> 00:19:17,538 Did she eat pussy or did she just fingerbang her way down Pennsylvania Avenue? 419 00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,256 Fuck my mouth. I'm doing it again. 420 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:23,043 Jiminy Cricket. Wow. 421 00:19:23,179 --> 00:19:25,546 Mike: Damn it. Apparently our born-again surrogate 422 00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:29,049 is super against DNR, so when POTUS pulled the plug on MOTUS, 423 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,218 she started having second thoughts. 424 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:35,389 Did you explain to her that there is no scientific evidence of a higher power? 425 00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:38,359 How long has this yogurt been in here? 426 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:39,810 Make yourself at home, Mike. 427 00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:41,895 Don't eat the bananas. They're wax. 428 00:19:42,031 --> 00:19:43,981 - Copy that. - Shit news from Nevada. 429 00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:44,858 What? 430 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:47,258 The new votes are tilting heavily toward O'Brien. 431 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,654 Apparently most of them are military absentees. 432 00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:55,242 Of course. Fort Dutton. It all makes sense. 433 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,161 No, no, no. That doesn't make any sense. 434 00:19:57,246 --> 00:19:59,797 Nevada is my state. I'm gonna be president. 435 00:19:59,915 --> 00:20:02,666 I'm gonna be the first elected lady president. 436 00:20:02,752 --> 00:20:05,469 I'm gonna have a lovely inauguration. Billy Joel is gonna sing. 437 00:20:05,588 --> 00:20:08,672 So you guys have to stop the recount. 438 00:20:08,758 --> 00:20:10,758 - I'm sorry, what? - Stop the count. 439 00:20:10,893 --> 00:20:13,010 - Shut up, Gary. Ma'am, we can't. - I don't care. 440 00:20:13,095 --> 00:20:16,464 The train has very publically left the station and derailed at high speed. 441 00:20:16,489 --> 00:20:17,611 You got to stop the count. 442 00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:19,707 Ma'am, this would look like a size-14 flip-flop. 443 00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:21,935 - We really can't... - I don't give a fuck! 444 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,938 You're gonna cancel this recount like Anne Frank's bat mitzvah. 445 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,275 Yeah, I'm on it, though I think the DJ already spent the deposit. 446 00:20:28,411 --> 00:20:32,029 I'm on it right... yeah, Amy. Yeah. 447 00:20:32,114 --> 00:20:34,748 I'm tired of losing things! 448 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,618 We would like to file a motion to exclude 449 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,620 all pending ballots from the recount. 450 00:20:41,624 --> 00:20:44,258 Ms. Collins, you do realize that what you're saying 451 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:47,428 is in diametric opposition to the case you presented yesterday? 452 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:51,765 If the deadline has passed, why is the recount allowed to continue? 453 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:55,853 Objection, Your Honor. The count must continue. 454 00:20:55,971 --> 00:20:58,389 Did we tell "Huey, Dewey, and Rapey" 455 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:01,942 that it's "Stop the Count" now and not "Count Every Vote"? 456 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:04,144 Shit. 457 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,364 Count every vote. Count every vote. 458 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:10,401 Count every vote. Count every vote. 459 00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,486 Doesn't he work for O'Brien? 460 00:21:12,621 --> 00:21:15,706 No. Jesus. Come on, Richard, no. 461 00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:18,826 - Count every vote! - Dan: Jonah! 462 00:21:18,961 --> 00:21:20,878 - Count every vote! - Richard! 463 00:21:20,996 --> 00:21:22,996 Stop protesting, you idiots! 464 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:27,501 Count every vote! Count every vote! 465 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:30,838 Maybe I'll get assassinated. 466 00:21:35,177 --> 00:21:37,678 Selina, Selina, Selina. 467 00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:40,764 - What? - Life takes so many turns. 468 00:21:40,850 --> 00:21:41,517 Yeah. 469 00:21:41,542 --> 00:21:43,541 I just want you to know where I'm coming from. 470 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:47,020 - All right. - Monica, she's sweet, 471 00:21:47,156 --> 00:21:49,356 she's lovely, she's short-term. 472 00:21:49,492 --> 00:21:52,576 She's something to get me through the long nights for now. 473 00:21:52,695 --> 00:21:55,696 Andrew, you know that we're at a funeral, right? 474 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,248 - We're not at Club Med. - In here... 475 00:21:58,367 --> 00:21:59,950 it's always been you. 476 00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:01,952 Wow. Wow. 477 00:22:02,037 --> 00:22:04,755 In a church. 478 00:22:04,874 --> 00:22:07,341 - Madam President. - Oh, Tom. 479 00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:09,593 - I'm so sorry for your loss. - Thank you very much. 480 00:22:09,712 --> 00:22:11,678 Thanks for being here, Tom. I appreciate it. 481 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,797 I see that Charlie Baird is here. 482 00:22:13,883 --> 00:22:15,966 Yes. Yeah, he flew in this morning. 483 00:22:16,051 --> 00:22:19,219 So who's fisting the American economy while he's here? 484 00:22:19,355 --> 00:22:21,054 Really, Tom? 485 00:22:21,190 --> 00:22:23,023 My apologies, Madam President. 486 00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:24,892 - God. - Charlie. 487 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,443 - Tommy. - Yeah? 488 00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:28,278 - Ma'am. - Oh, hang on two seconds. 489 00:22:28,397 --> 00:22:30,230 - Hi. - Hi. 490 00:22:30,366 --> 00:22:32,065 - Hi, Gary. - Hi. 491 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:35,736 Wow, your ex, not afraid to mix business with mourning. 492 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:37,905 Oh, yeah. How soon after meeting you 493 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,990 did he ask you to invest in his latest venture? 494 00:22:40,075 --> 00:22:42,242 - 17 seconds. I timed it. - Really? 495 00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:46,079 Some can't-lose scheme about the third largest hotel chain in Brazil. 496 00:22:46,215 --> 00:22:47,915 - "Can't lose." - Can't lose. 497 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,417 Got to see if I still have my wallet. 498 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,252 - Ma'am, sorry to interrupt. - Yeah? 499 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,004 - The eulogy is all set. - Okay. 500 00:22:54,089 --> 00:22:56,390 - And I added the good piano anecdote. - Perfect. 501 00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:59,142 - I don't know if that was the best... - No, it works. 502 00:22:59,261 --> 00:23:01,011 Andrew. 503 00:23:01,096 --> 00:23:03,347 Can anybody get in on this Brazil thing? 504 00:23:03,432 --> 00:23:04,815 I got a baby to pay for. 505 00:23:04,934 --> 00:23:06,984 Please let me play the Tim McGraw song. 506 00:23:07,102 --> 00:23:08,485 Okay? I have it all cued up. 507 00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:09,770 Seriously, Catherine, 508 00:23:09,905 --> 00:23:11,822 this is a funeral, not a NASCAR race. 509 00:23:11,941 --> 00:23:13,574 I don't have the time for this right now. 510 00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:16,205 When do you have the time, then, Mom? When? 511 00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:16,951 Shh. 512 00:23:16,976 --> 00:23:18,519 Okay? Because you don't like Tim McGraw, 513 00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:20,864 then nobody is supposed to like Tim McGraw. 514 00:23:20,950 --> 00:23:23,116 Catherine, you are forbidden 515 00:23:23,252 --> 00:23:26,286 from saying the words "Tim McGraw" ever again. 516 00:23:26,422 --> 00:23:28,505 Unbelievable. Mee-Maw was so right about you. 517 00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,924 - What is that supposed to mean? - Pardon me, ma'am. 518 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,790 Pardon me. Could I borrow you for a minute? 519 00:23:32,815 --> 00:23:33,298 What? 520 00:23:33,323 --> 00:23:35,380 I've just been kibitzing with the Qatari ambassador, 521 00:23:35,464 --> 00:23:38,966 Mohammed bin Nasser bin Khalifa Al Jaffar. 522 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:40,467 Please don't have him sign the guest book. 523 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,519 Yeah, he comes bringing a message from China. 524 00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,304 Why would China go through Qatar? 525 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:45,939 Qataris love to insert themselves. 526 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:48,475 - They're wet-fingered. - They're into ass play? 527 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:52,980 No, they have a gift for sensing prevailing political winds. 528 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,815 I'll bet they're into ass play, too. 529 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,650 Those people that you bring in, 530 00:23:56,785 --> 00:23:59,620 as they bring in people, you get a piece of that. 531 00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:01,121 I get a piece of that. 532 00:24:01,206 --> 00:24:04,074 In perpetuity. 533 00:24:04,159 --> 00:24:07,160 - Madam President. - Mr. Ambassador. 534 00:24:07,296 --> 00:24:09,246 So I understand you have a message for me. 535 00:24:09,899 --> 00:24:12,275 What I say to you is in the strictest of confidence. 536 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:12,877 Mm-hmm. 537 00:24:12,901 --> 00:24:15,135 The sanctions you have threatened against our friends in China 538 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,254 may undermine their very fragile economy 539 00:24:17,339 --> 00:24:19,139 at a most inopportune moment. 540 00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:23,727 But in exchange for easing the economic pressure, 541 00:24:23,846 --> 00:24:28,348 they would be open to indirect talks. 542 00:24:28,484 --> 00:24:32,019 What is on the table? 543 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,570 Oh, everything. 544 00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:36,440 From climate change to human rights. 545 00:24:36,525 --> 00:24:37,941 We shall be in touch. 546 00:24:38,027 --> 00:24:40,777 Thank you, Ambassador Al... 547 00:24:42,164 --> 00:24:43,780 Okay. 548 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,451 Well, that was mysterious, right? 549 00:24:47,536 --> 00:24:49,503 - Ma'am. They're ready for you. - Yeah? 550 00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:50,871 Let's get this show on the road. 551 00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:53,290 Priest: We are gathered together today 552 00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:56,209 to remember the life of Catherine Calvert Eaton. 553 00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:59,429 This China thing is like legacy material, right? 554 00:24:59,548 --> 00:25:03,050 Nobel Peace Prize material. 555 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:12,059 What? 556 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:14,311 I'll tell you after. 557 00:25:14,396 --> 00:25:15,979 Tell me now. 558 00:25:16,065 --> 00:25:18,732 Karen couldn't stop the count. 559 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:20,901 We officially lost Nevada, 560 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,236 so we're gonna have to fight it out in Congress. 561 00:25:23,372 --> 00:25:25,872 - And... - And what? 562 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,824 What else? 563 00:25:27,910 --> 00:25:31,545 With all the new votes going to O'Brien, we've... 564 00:25:32,881 --> 00:25:34,665 Kent. 565 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,917 We lost the popular vote. 566 00:25:37,052 --> 00:25:38,885 Oh, God. 567 00:25:41,674 --> 00:25:43,173 Oh, wow. 568 00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:46,309 I'm so sorry, ma'am. 569 00:25:46,428 --> 00:25:48,095 Sorry for your loss. 570 00:25:48,230 --> 00:25:49,813 Yeah. 571 00:25:49,932 --> 00:25:51,898 Okay. 572 00:25:54,570 --> 00:25:56,737 I grieve with thee. 573 00:25:56,822 --> 00:25:59,189 Oh, thank you, Kent. 574 00:25:59,274 --> 00:26:02,943 As we begin our service, we will now hear from her daughter, 575 00:26:03,078 --> 00:26:05,112 President Selina Meyer. 576 00:26:15,124 --> 00:26:19,626 My mother had a good piano. 577 00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:24,881 I'm sorry. 578 00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:28,518 It's just all sort of hitting me right now. 579 00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:33,306 I have lost... 580 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:37,277 so much. 581 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:45,202 I'm sorry. I can't. I can't. 582 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:49,873 Catherine, play the Tim McGraw thing. 583 00:27:15,017 --> 00:27:19,269 Just not fair. This is just not fair. 584 00:27:44,046 --> 00:27:47,047 - A very moving eulogy. - Oh, thank you, George. 585 00:27:47,182 --> 00:27:50,050 When you feel up to it, you and Catherine and I should sit down 586 00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:53,270 and discuss the estate and how you fit into all of it. 587 00:27:53,388 --> 00:27:55,272 How I fit into the estate? 588 00:27:55,390 --> 00:27:59,392 It's not uncommon for an inheritance to skip a generation 589 00:27:59,528 --> 00:28:03,063 and your mother decided to leave the bulk of her estate to Catherine. 590 00:28:03,198 --> 00:28:04,531 The bulk? 591 00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:06,900 - It'll all be fine. - Yes. 592 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:09,653 - Great speech. - Thank you. 593 00:28:09,738 --> 00:28:11,037 - Love that song. - Okay. 594 00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:13,790 Sorry about what I said earlier. 595 00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:16,126 That was the grief talking. 596 00:28:16,245 --> 00:28:19,213 - All right. - Catherine, honey...? 597 00:28:19,238 --> 00:28:20,347 I need a tissue. 598 00:28:20,479 --> 00:28:22,838 - I don't have a tissue. - Well, that's useless. 599 00:28:22,864 --> 00:28:24,417 - Ma'am - Yes? 600 00:28:24,753 --> 00:28:26,518 I hated my father. 601 00:28:28,198 --> 00:28:29,456 Thank you, Tom. 602 00:28:29,893 --> 00:28:31,612 To Congress we go? 603 00:28:32,198 --> 00:28:34,104 To Congress we go, yeah. 604 00:28:36,877 --> 00:28:39,197 Congratulations.