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- She's moved out. - That's
fantastic. - Sorry? It's terrible.

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- You did find that memory
stick, didn't you? - Yeah, yeah.

3
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- You remember Murray?
- Yes, your ex-husband.

4
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Still husband.

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In an ideal world, Tamzin wouldn't
need to know about the flowers.

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Just imagine I'm proposing
to you for the first time.

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I wish you'd given me more warning, Bex.

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I could have had a
proper look for a hoover.

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I don't want to interfere, but you
shouldn't be moving in with Keeley,

10
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you should be moving back with Murray.

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Why didn't you accept his re-proposal?

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If you must know, it's
because I'm not ready.

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Why don't I try and hook you
and Murray up with Anthony?

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- Who's Anthony?
- The bloke who married you.

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The reverend.

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It would remind you about
your commitment to each other.

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But what I don't understand is,
why you don't move in with us.

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When did you last wash
your hair? It looks awful.

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Hello, everyone.

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- Murray, am I glad to see you!
- Don.

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Ohh!

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Every time.

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Am I glad to see you!

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Oh.

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- Hi, Murray.
- Hi, Bex.

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- You're looking good.
- Thanks.

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Yeah, a bit tired, I've
been working nights.

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I bumped into Abby at the hospital.
She said, er, you were moving out?

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Yeah, things have been getting a
bit, you know, claustrophobic.

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Come on, give Murray and Bex some space.

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- So, what were you doing at the hospital?
- Oh, I was visiting Julian.

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Yeah, he's... he's back on
solids now, which is good.

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Yes, so I hear.

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He's being really good
about everything, you know,

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not pressing charges.

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- Right, well, I'd better
get my stuff. - Bex...

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I've got something really
important to tell you.

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For goodness' sake, you
two, give them some space.

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How many times?

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I've resigned

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- from the bank.
- What?

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Yep, you were right, the whole
work-life balance thing,

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that's been the problem.

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Me at the office all the time,
not being with you enough,

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so, hey, I've quit.

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Told Curtis last night.

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Right, OK, well,

48
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is that a good idea?

49
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Well, that's what you wanted, isn't it?

50
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Murray, it's...

51
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a bit more complicated than that.

52
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No, obviously I appreciate it's
more complicated than that, but...

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Sorry, how is it more
complicated than that?

54
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Well, it's not like that's going
to solve everything, is it?

55
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No, no!

56
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It's not going to solve
everything, but I mean...

57
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Why isn't it going to solve everything?

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Really need to get my stuff inside, OK?

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Bex?

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Yeah.

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You're not wearing your... wedding ring.

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I'm moving and I just
didn't want to lose it.

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So...

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Emma, Emma, sorry, but I seem to
have been locked out of my computer.

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- Do you mind if I use yours a second?
- Yeah, of course.

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- What's your password?
- "Murray me".

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Murray?

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Me.

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Right.

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I still can't believe
you're leaving us, Murray.

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Yes, well, I thought it was my
best chance of saving my marriage.

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Murray, it's over.

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I mean, isn't it?

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No, no, I hope not.

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I'm just saying, you know,
if she wants to go...

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Sorry, it's none of my business.

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No, no, no, it's fine.

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To be honest, I'm not even
sure what to do any more.

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I've tried re-proposing, I've quit my job.

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She's not even wearing
her wedding ring any more.

81
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Look, a few of us are
going for a drink tonight.

82
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Damian from personal
loans, the mortgage crew...

83
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Why don't you join us?

84
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- I'm not really sure.
- No, it would do you good, a few drinks,

85
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a few laughs, it would cheer you up.

86
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Do you know something? I've
spent the past six weeks at home

87
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moping about my life.

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I think I will.

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Oh, yay!

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Murray, you know you're leaving?

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- Yes, I do.
- Well, I've applied for your job.

92
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OK. Er... jolly good.

93
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Sorry, I've got to, er...

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I believe I have the charisma and
dynamism to drive this department forward.

95
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Do you? Yeah.

96
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Yes, and I want to use that
dynamism to set an example to others.

97
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Right, well, good luck with all that.

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Thank you, Murray.

99
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- So, will you recommend me for
the post to Curtis? - What?

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- Will you put in a good
word for me, Murray? - Er...

101
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- Sure. - Good, because HR have
asked me to list my strengths.

102
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What do you think they are?

103
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Well, you're very, er...

104
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I think you're very... human.

105
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Human?

106
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- You think that's a strength?
- On the whole.

107
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how human...?

108
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Can we pick this up later?

109
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OK, I'll wait.

110
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Not there, Nereesha.

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Hello, Bex.

112
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- Hi, Abby.
- How are you?

113
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Yeah, I'm OK, thanks.

114
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You look shattered.

115
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Yeah, I've been working nights
and not been sleeping too well.

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You always slept well in my house.

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That bed has body-moulding memory-foam

118
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and allergy-free pillows.

119
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Yeah, and I'm really grateful to
you for letting me stay, Abby.

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- Are you?
- Yeah.

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Because the way you
suddenly announced yesterday

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that you were leaving, I thought
it might have been something I said.

123
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That locker is absolutely...

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Abby, you know, it's been great,

125
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and I don't know what I would
have done without all your advice.

126
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Well, I've been there before.

127
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- With Clifford.
- Yeah, Clifford.

128
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I'll be honest, I felt
humiliated when Clifford left me

129
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for someone 14 years older.

130
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Only made things worse, me
chasing him across Italy,

131
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throwing paint on him and the
OAP as they got on that gondola.

132
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Which is why...

133
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- .. I got you this.
- What is it?

134
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- It's a Murray moose.
- Murray..?

135
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Moose. Don't make my mistake.

136
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Don't go chasing Murray.
If you have anything to say,

137
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talk to Murray Moose first.

138
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I'd rather not talk to a toy moose, Abby.

139
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You can get everything off
your chest with Murray Moose.

140
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The important thing is to
stay clear of the real Murray.

141
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But there are things that I do want
to talk to the real Murray about.

142
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- Like what? - Well, I've
been thinking about things,

143
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and maybe Murray and I
should sort things out.

144
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But... Tell the moose first.

145
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- No. - Talk to the moose.
- I don't want to. - He's right here...

146
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I don't want to talk to a moose.

147
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- Sorry, Abby.
- Don't take it out on me, Bex,

148
00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,470
take it out on the moose.

149
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Murray!

150
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Emma.

151
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It's so exciting! Oh, a night out! Yay!

152
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- Yay! Where are the others?
- Others?

153
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Yeah, you said there were other
people from the office coming,

154
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Damian and the mortgage team.

155
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They can't make it.

156
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They send their apologies.
So... just you and me.

157
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Da-da!

158
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Oh, you know, I used to
laugh all the time with Bex,

159
00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,350
but not now, you know.

160
00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,350
- We're just not
connecting at all. - Mmm.

161
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I blame her.

162
00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,350
Well, probably both at fault.

163
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I doubt it.

164
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Assume it is.

165
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You know, imagine you're in my shoes.

166
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Oh, I love your shoes. Great style.

167
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Oh, er, thank you.

168
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What would you do to try and
get that connection back?

169
00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:29,350
Well, as a colleague and a friend,

170
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and of course I'm only thinking
about what's good for you here,

171
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Murray, what's in your best interests...

172
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I would, er...

173
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.. just forget about Bex.

174
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Oh.

175
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I'm not sure I could do that.

176
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Wow, is that the time?

177
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Just for one night. Look, see how it goes.

178
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You need to let your hair down.
Put all of this out of your mind.

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Hmm.

180
00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,400
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

181
00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,350
I phoned an hour ago. Did you get lost?

182
00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,350
- Grant.
- I thought you were my pizza.

183
00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,350
- What are you doing here?
- Ah...

184
00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,600
I'm sleeping over for a bit.

185
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,350
Mum's having the house decorated,
and the paint affects my sinuses.

186
00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,350
I had to go to the hospital
every couple of weeks

187
00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,350
to have them drained, you know,

188
00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,140
prevent the mucus from becoming infected.

189
00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:47,350
Jalapeno pepper?

190
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,400
No, thank you.

191
00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:51,350
Barney!

192
00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:54,350
Oh, I've missed you.

193
00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,350
It's so nice to see you. Where's Murray?

194
00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,350
I just thought I'd pop
by on the off-chance.

195
00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,350
You'll be lucky, he's never here.

196
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,350
Oh. Right.

197
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,350
He was out last night.

198
00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,350
Tonight he's out with, er...

199
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,350
Emma from work.

200
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,350
- Emma?
- Mmm.

201
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,350
Got a text from him. He's in Club Vodka.

202
00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,350
Emma, the 27-year-old from the office?

203
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,350
That's the one, yeah.
Pathetic, really, isn't it?

204
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,350
Middle-aged man chasing
after a younger woman.

205
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,350
Where do you go, Mr Grant?

206
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,350
I hear you, but cannot see you.

207
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,470
I'll call you back later.

208
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,350
Irina, from Minsk.

209
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,270
Friend I met online.

210
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,350
- We play chess together.
- Chess?

211
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,600
Yes.

212
00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,350
Right. I should be going.

213
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,350
This really wasn't a good idea.

214
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:47,140
You could leave that bottle, if you like.

215
00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,350
God, no!

216
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,540
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

217
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,350
- Morning.
- Hi.

218
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,350
Got you a tea. How are you feeling?

219
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,800
OK. Um...

220
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,350
- What happened last night?
- Oh, you were on fire!

221
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,350
You've got some pretty
cool moves there, boss.

222
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,350
- Have I? - Yeah, and you've really
got some stamina, I'll give you that.

223
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:37,350
And those Jagerbombs, you
were putting them away.

224
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,350
Whoo!

225
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,350
Where are my clothes?

226
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,350
They're in the wash, you
fell over on the way home.

227
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:47,350
- And my boxers are in there
as... - Yeah. - Right.

228
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,350
Yeah, I had to undress you.

229
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,350
You're quite heavy, you know.

230
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:55,350
Yes, I probably should stay
off the carbs for a bit.

231
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,800
Anyway, I'd better have a shower.

232
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,350
Emma.

233
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,350
Emma.

234
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,350
I think I might head
off now, if that's OK.

235
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,350
My friend Grant's looking
after my dog and, er...

236
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,350
W-What's the clothes situation?

237
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,400
Are they drying, or...?

238
00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:25,350
- Hello.
- Hi.

239
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,350
I'm Jerry.

240
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,350
I'm Murray,

241
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:31,350
a colleague of Emma's from the bank.

242
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,070
I'm Emma's dad.

243
00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:35,350
I was just leaving.

244
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,350
Oh, no, no, I don't want
to break anything up,

245
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,350
- Emma's a big girl.
- I wouldn't know.

246
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,350
Sorry?

247
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,350
Not breaking anything up,
nothing to... break up, so...

248
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,350
Is she in the shower?

249
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,350
Yeah, that's her in there. On her own.

250
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,350
With you outside the door?

251
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,350
- Yeah, just chatting to her.
- And her in the shower?

252
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,350
Saying goodbye, once I've got
my clothes. They got muddy,

253
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,350
I fell over last night,

254
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,350
Emma very kindly put them in the shower...

255
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,350
put them in the bath...

256
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,350
washing machine, I mean.

257
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,350
Yeah, anyway... I was expecting
to find Emma's grandparents here.

258
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,350
No, no, it's just me.

259
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,350
We're going for lunch.

260
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,350
Her granny's 76 today.

261
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,350
Aw, wish her happy birthday from...
Actually, don't feel you need to...

262
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,350
You know, Emma's talked
about you a lot, Murray.

263
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,350
She thinks very highly of you.

264
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:19,350
Yeah, I think very highly of
her, as a woman, er... person.

265
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,350
- Professionally.
- I have to say,

266
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,350
from everything she said,
I thought you'd be younger.

267
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,670
But hey, that doesn't matter.

268
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,070
How old are you?

269
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,350
- I'm 46.
- Ah, same as me.

270
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,940
- I never touched her!
- I'm sorry?

271
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,350
I think I'll just get my clothes.

272
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,350
You don't know where the...
washing machine is, do you?

273
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,140
- It's just through there.
- Great. OK.

274
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,350
I'll just get dressed
and head off, I think.

275
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,600
Er...

276
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,540
... nice to meet you, um...

277
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,070
... Emma's dad.

278
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,070
Happy birthday!

279
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,400
You might have phoned.

280
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,350
- What?
- To say you weren't coming home.

281
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,350
Oh, right, yeah.

282
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,350
Sorry.

283
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,350
Ordered in a pizza specially,
your favourite pepperoni.

284
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,350
Yeah, well, you know, I said I'm sorry.

285
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,350
Hang on, what am I
saying sorry to you for?

286
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,350
I'm not married to you.

287
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,350
No, and the way you treat me,
I wouldn't let you marry me.

288
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,350
Well, I'm not asking you to marry me.

289
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,350
- Well, even if you did, I
wouldn't let you. - Here.

290
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,350
Hey, have you fed Barney?

291
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,350
No, not yet, I've had a
lot to do, clearing up.

292
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,350
I fed him last night just
after Bex came round.

293
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,350
- Oh, Bex was here?
- Mmm, yeah.

294
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,350
She turned up to see you,
with a bottle of wine.

295
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,350
I said you were out with this Emma.

296
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,350
You said what?

297
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,350
I said you were having
a night out with Emma.

298
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,350
Bex came round with a bottle of wine,

299
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,350
and you said I was having
a night out with Emma?

300
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,350
Yeah, it was about nine-ish.

301
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,350
Then she phoned again at 11 and
I said you still weren't home.

302
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,140
- Grant!
- What?

303
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,350
God! You do realise what you've done?

304
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,350
Stop blaming me for everything
that goes wrong in your life.

305
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,350
'Hi, this is Bex, please leave a message.'

306
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:48,350
Oh, hi, Bex, er, yes, I
wonder if you could call me.

307
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,350
Slight misunderstanding about last night.

308
00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:00,350
- Oh, hi, Murray. - Tamzin. - Sorry,
I've been trying to get hold of you,

309
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,350
- but I didn't want to leave a
message on your phone. - Oh, right.

310
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,350
Look, erm... if Curtis asks
you where I was last weekend,

311
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,350
could you just tell him
I was with you and Bex...

312
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,350
- on the South Downs, hiking?
- Hiking?

313
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,350
If it comes up, just tell him

314
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,350
I was with you two last weekend, hiking.

315
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,350
Sorry, Tamzin, I'm not
really following you.

316
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,350
Murray, the truth is, I
was with... someone else.

317
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,350
Hiking?

318
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,350
Not as such. But is it
OK if you cover for me?

319
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,350
I can trust you, can't I, Murray?

320
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,350
- You want me to...
lie to Curtis? - Yes.

321
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,350
About you and someone else?

322
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,350
Colin, my dentist.

323
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,350
We've been seeing a lot of each other.

324
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,600
I have this abscess problem.

325
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:08,350
Hello, Don. Have you seen
Bex today, by any chance?

326
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,400
No. No, no, everything's fine.

327
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,400
Right, er, not really
free this afternoon, Don.

328
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,070
Is she? What time's Bex getting there?

329
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,350
Look, I'll see you then. Yeah.

330
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,400
- Murray. - Hi, Curtis,
is Emma back from lunch?

331
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,350
Murray, did you know that
Nereesha is applying for your job?

332
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,350
Er, yeah, she has mentioned it.

333
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,350
- She'll be a disaster.
- Oh, I don't know.

334
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,350
A total catastrophe. You've got to
help me put this whole thing to bed.

335
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,350
Curtis, I don't want to
get involved, I'm leaving.

336
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,350
There's something else too.

337
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,350
I think, er, Tamzin is
seeing someone else.

338
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,350
What? Tamzin?

339
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,350
Did you get that impression
when you were away?

340
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,350
- When? - On that hiking
weekend with you and Bex?

341
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,350
Oh, that weekend.

342
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:59,350
Er... no, nothing, she just seemed normal.

343
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,350
I'll phone Bex, see if
she spotted anything.

344
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,350
- Don't do that, she won't know anything.
- How do you know?

345
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,350
Because she couldn't come hiking.

346
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:09,350
She had to cry off, so it was
just me and Tamzin hiking.

347
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,350
You went hiking with my wife?

348
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,350
- Not for long. - Just
the two of you? - Yeah?

349
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,350
Mate, I want you to be straight with me.

350
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,350
- Are you having an
affair with my wife? - No!

351
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,350
I mean, I don't mean...

352
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,350
I mean, she's an attractive
woman, but, er, no.

353
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,350
Right, yeah. Sorry.

354
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,350
Bit all over the place at the moment.

355
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,350
Pentratech have had their account hacked,

356
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,350
they're calling in the
Serious Fraud Office.

357
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,350
What? This isn't anything to
do with the memory stick, is it?

358
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:38,350
Murray, I don't know what's going on. All
I know is it's a total cluster... thing.

359
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,350
But is it something we
should be worried about?

360
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,350
All you should be worried
about is Nereesha.

361
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,350
Ah, hello, Nereesha.

362
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:49,350
Hello, Curtis, I wanted to talk about
my application for Murray's job.

363
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,350
You said one of my strengths
was that I was very human.

364
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,400
- Human?
- Yeah.

365
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,400
I'm just not sure that's
what we're looking for.

366
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,940
Would you excuse me a moment? Sorry.

367
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,350
- Hi, Emma.
- Hey, Murray.

368
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,350
Sorry... hey.

369
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,350
It's good to see you.

370
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,350
I've just been showing my
grandparents round the office,

371
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,350
they wanted to see where I work.

372
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,350
Oh, and you left this in the flat.

373
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,350
Oh, right.

374
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,350
Er, thank you.

375
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,350
Granny found it.

376
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,350
Good old Granny.

377
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,350
Was her birthday lunch all right?

378
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,350
Yeah, it was lovely!

379
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,350
She had a little bit too much to drink.

380
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,350
And I suppose the older you get,
the worse you're allowed to behave.

381
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:35,350
Actually, on that very point, I
just wanted to clear something up.

382
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,350
Quite important.

383
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,350
What exactly happened, er... last night?

384
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:45,350
Um... we went to a pub
and then to a club...

385
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,350
No, I meant...

386
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,350
did we, er...?

387
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,350
Did we what?

388
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,400
Did anything happen between... people?

389
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,670
Sorry?

390
00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:02,350
Another time.

391
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,940
Hello again.

392
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,740
Clothes.

393
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,400
Tea?

394
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,600
Ah, good to see you, Murray.

395
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,350
Good to see you, too.

396
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,350
Is, er... is Bex here?

397
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,350
Er, not yet, no.

398
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,350
Come on, Barney.

399
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,350
Do you fancy a cup of tea?
The kettle's just boiled.

400
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,350
Oh, yeah, that'd be
great. Thanks very much.

401
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,200
Come in here first.

402
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,350
You remember Anthony? He married you.

403
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,350
Yes. Yes, yes, of course.

404
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,350
I didn't know you kept in touch.

405
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:55,350
Yeah, Anthony and I see each other at
the residents' association meetings.

406
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,350
We've been working together
on the speed bump campaign.

407
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,350
Anthony's a very wise man.

408
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,350
Yes, if it's God and traffic-calming
measures you need, I'm your man.

409
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,350
Hi, Dad.

410
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,350
Oh, hello, love. Come on in.

411
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,350
I'm afraid I can't stay long.

412
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,670
Yeah, I've asked Murray here.

413
00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:13,350
Murray.

414
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,350
Hi, Bex. Did you get my messages?

415
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,350
Yeah, I've just done a
12-hour straight shift.

416
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,350
I think Grant may have given
you a misleading picture

417
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,350
of what I was doing last night.

418
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,350
Well, you two have a
catch-up with Anthony.

419
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,400
Remember, you said your
vows in front of him.

420
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,400
- Hello, Anthony.
- Bex.

421
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,350
I suppose this is all Dad's idea.

422
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:43,350
Yes. A little unusual, but
he can be quite... insistent.

423
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,350
Don and Anthony have been working
together on the speed bump campaign.

424
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,350
Yes, if it's God and
traffic-calming measures...

425
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,350
No, I've done that one.

426
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,350
Tea's up.

427
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,350
Paula and I were saying only last night

428
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,140
how important our wedding vows are to us.

429
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,540
I'll leave you three to it.

430
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,350
So, when was the wedding?

431
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,350
12 years ago?

432
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,350
What a happy day that was!

433
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,350
Wasn't it?

434
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,350
And we've had many happy days since then.

435
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,350
Although not always together.

436
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:15,350
She's joking, of course, Anthony.

437
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,350
Yeah, we've been very happy
most of the time, so...

438
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,350
Yes, but Murray's much happier now.

439
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,350
Right, I see what you're driving at.

440
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,350
Out partying every night
with his new friends.

441
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,350
It's not every night.

442
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,350
- Out with 27-year-olds from the office.
- Actually just one night.

443
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,350
Look, I don't care what you do.

444
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,670
You're moving on, that's fine.

445
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,350
Shall I be Mother?

446
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,350
And since we've apparently
moved on to the next stage,

447
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,350
I can now take Barney off your hands.

448
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,350
- What? - Well, if we're
officially splitting up,

449
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,350
I'll take my dog, thanks.

450
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,350
I am, after all, the
person that looks after him.

451
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,350
Bex, let's not be petty about this.

452
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,350
I'm not being petty, I just want my dog.

453
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,350
Firstly, we're not
officially splitting up.

454
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,350
- I want my dog.
- And secondly...

455
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,350
- actually, technically, he's mine.
- Technically?

456
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,350
- Yeah, well, I paid for him.
- Have you got the receipt?

457
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,350
No, of course I haven't got the receipt.

458
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,350
Anthony, feel free to pitch in.

459
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,350
Well, I'm not sure there's much I can say.

460
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,350
What, do think it's morally right

461
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,350
- that Bex is taking sole custody
of the dog? - No, but... - You see,

462
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,350
this man of the cloth thinks you're wrong.

463
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,350
I didn't actually say that.

464
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,350
I'm so sorry, Anthony, that
you've been dragged into all this.

465
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,350
It's really unfair.

466
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,350
Bex, please, he's here
to help, and we need help.

467
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,350
You're not even wearing
your wedding ring any more.

468
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,350
How can you help us, Anthony?

469
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,350
Oh, well...

470
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,200
I can pray for you.

471
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,140
What, that's it?!

472
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,350
It's lovely to see you again, Anthony.

473
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,540
No, no, lovely to see you.

474
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,400
Come on, Barney. Daddy's here.

475
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,400
- Time... to go home.
- What? But...

476
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,740
Murray?

477
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,350
Bex, if you really are
set on leaving Murray,

478
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,350
I wonder if you would consider maybe...

479
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,940
joining me for a drink one evening?

480
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,870
Hello, Bex?

481
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,350
Oh, Bex, I'm just as capable
of looking after him as...

482
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,350
... as you are. Can I call you back?

483
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,740
Barney!

484
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,740
Barney!

485
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,350
Barney!

486
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,400
Barney! Barney!

487
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,870
Er, Bex...?

488
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:10,350
- Where is he?
- I don't know, in there somewhere.

489
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,350
I picked this up from home on the way

490
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,350
cos I thought he might answer to it.

491
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,350
- Not a bad idea, actually.
Squeeze it harder. - What?

492
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,350
Squeeze there, see, at the end.

493
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,350
Bigger the squeeze, louder the squeak.

494
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,350
- I know what I'm doing.
- You're not squeaking it right.

495
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,350
Murray, I know how to squeak a bone.

496
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,350
Barney!

497
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,350
Try a double squeak.
Here, let me show you.

498
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,740
Barney!

499
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,350
Barney!

500
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,350
- Can you just stop that now?
- OK.

501
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,540
OK. The bone was your idea.

502
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,350
Murray!

503
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,350
I was putting it in my pocket.

504
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,350
Barney!

505
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,350
Barney!

506
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,350
Barney!

507
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,400
- Barney!
- Barney!

508
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,740
Barney!

509
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,740
Barney!

510
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,350
- Can't find him anywhere.
- Right.

511
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,350
I don't know what to do.

512
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,400
He's gone, Murray.

513
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,350
Look, in the morning I'll photocopy
a picture of him, you know,

514
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,350
stick it to lampposts and whatnot.

515
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,400
Someone will find him.

516
00:26:31,350 --> 00:26:32,350
Right, I'm going home.

517
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,350
God, where have we parked the cars?

518
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,600
Er...

519
00:26:37,350 --> 00:26:38,350
I think it was this way, wasn't it?

520
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,350
No, it can't be that way
because we just came from there.

521
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,350
I'm not going to argue with you.

522
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,350
If you want to go that way,
fine, I'm going this way.

523
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,350
- I'm going this way. - OK. - Go on,
then. - Yeah, well, I'm going. - Good.

524
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,350
Yeah, it is good. Before I
go, just for the record,

525
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,350
I didn't agree to go out with
just Emma the other night,

526
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,350
- there were meant to be other
people from the office there. - Fine.

527
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,350
- I'm going.
- Yeah, well, I'm going, too.

528
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,350
And another thing, for the record,

529
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,350
I didn't start this you're the
one who went out with Julian.

530
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,350
I did not go out with Julian.

531
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,350
He won me in a raffle.

532
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,350
You had oysters with him.

533
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,350
So you're saying that having
oysters with someone is the same

534
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,350
as going clubbing with a
27-year-old from the office?

535
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,350
Bex, I'm not going to argue with you.

536
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,670
- And now I'm going.
- Good.

537
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,350
Actually, you're right.
I think it is this way.

538
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,350
- I told you it was here.
- All right!

539
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,350
God, I hear you.

540
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,350
Well, maybe you should try
listening to me more often

541
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,350
and then maybe you wouldn't lose things.

542
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,350
Yeah, you can talk, you
lost your wedding ring.

543
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,350
Actually, I haven't,
because look, it's here.

544
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,350
So, you're just not wearing it these days?

545
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,350
That's right, yes, I haven't
felt like wearing it.

546
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:45,400
- Yeah, well, maybe we shouldn't bother.
- Well, maybe you should just have it back!

547
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,400
Barney!

548
00:27:54,350 --> 00:27:55,350
God!

549
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,350
Come here.

550
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,350
Barney, you clever boy!

551
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,350
They say they need to
speak to Curtis urgently.

552
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,350
Emma, please tell Bex nothing happened.

553
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,350
Pentratech was hacked
while it was missing.

554
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,400
Now they think someone in
this building's in on it all.