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What are you looking for
that I can't give you?

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The universe shits on some people

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and gives other people art shows.

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I'll change.

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I would do anything for
one more day with you.

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Are you staring longingly at the lake?

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- What lake?
- The lake!

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The lake that borders
our city to the south.

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It's quite big;
I'm surprised you haven't noticed it.

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Oh, that lake.

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In fact, it's a great lake.

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That's what they call it, a Great Lake.

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And they are primarily
referring to its size.

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It's a quantitative modifier as
opposed to a qualitative one.

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Don't get me wrong; it's a nice lake.

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You can't see it from here.

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- Oh, but you can.
- You can?

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Yes, darling, you can.

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Come. It was in the brochures, remember?

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"Lake view"? And they never lie
in brochures. That would be fraud.

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There it is.

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You have to lean a bit.

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Where?

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Right there. In all its glory,

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- between those condo buildings.
- Where?!

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- Right there!
- I don't see anything.

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Follow my finger.
Go up from the McDonald's...

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- Where?
- Up, up past

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that 70s atrocity with
the ugly balconies...

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Go three condos over...

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And... ta da!

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Ta da what?

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See that sliver of blue?
That, my dearest wife, is one of

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the largest freshwater
lakes in the world and it is

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ours to enjoy. We could fish in it,

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- if we had a 4000-foot pole.
- That's not the lake.

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- Yes, it is.
- No, that's the sky.

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It's the windows of the
condo reflecting the sky.

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- No.
- Yes.

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No, seriously, is it?

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Yes.

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Fuck. It is. Those fuckers.

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Those fuckers! It's fraud.

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Oh, sweetheart.
You're genuinely disappointed.

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Well, we should sue.

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You can't do that. You can't just say

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there's a lake view when
you can't see the lake.

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You might as well say, oh,
there's a view of the Taj Mahal.

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Wait... wait, wait.

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Maybe it's a reflection of the lake

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and not the sky.

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It is.

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It's a breathtaking view.

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S02E01
Wilderness

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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com

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- You need something?
- Uh, no, thanks.

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I'm, uh, I'm waiting for a cab.

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'Cause you look like you need something.

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What I need, you can't smoke.

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I'm, uh...

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I'm just going uptown
to stay with my sister.

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Just, uh, gotta get away from here.

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I...

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I know that it's been six months
and I should be further along,

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- but, uh...
- It's the grief.

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Doesn't stop.

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Grief is an emotion in your mind
created in response to trauma.

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It may seem overwhelming at times,

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but your mind would never create
something you can't handle.

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Your mind is not an asshole.

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Yeah, well, I'm not so sure about that.

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And everywhere I look,

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there's a memory.

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Should I move?

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Ugh, maybe I should. I just,

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you know, I just can't figure it out.
I mean,

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should I sublet and rent somewhere else?

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Or should I take the plunge

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and sell and buy again? I just... ugh.

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You could leverage your mortgage,

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keep this place as an investment
and buy another property,

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but I don't think you'd
enjoy being a landlord.

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I'd definitely sell.
This building's appreciated by 11%.

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You'd get your money back
and a little bit more.

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Wow!

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OK! Thanks.

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Theodore?

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Did you ever get your
real estate license?

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- Yeah.
- Why are you still...

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I like the people.

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Uh, would you, uh...

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would you help me find a
new place and sell this one?

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Please.

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I'm not completely convinced
that my mind isn't an asshole.

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Please?

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Oh, dear lord.

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Roger went from being gone
all day to being here all day.

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I can't breathe.
It's like he's given me asthma.

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Isn't it nice, a little,
to have each other close?

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No. That's a fantasy of marriage

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that you manufactured
out of guilt over Al.

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It's true.
I'll always tell you the truth.

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You know I'm the one person
in the world who will always

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tell you the truth. Mmhmm, very true.

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You know something?
It is so good to have my sister here.

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It really is... Oh, no, little man.

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No, no. This is silk. Off you go.

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- Here it is.
- Put that down on the floor.

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- What are you doing?
- Dogs pee on that...

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But Willy's completely trained.

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Well, dogs pee. Don't worry.

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This is good. Gonna be right
for my easel too, for the drips.

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The light's fantastic in here.
So I can come in,

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every now and again,
and paint you or the dog.

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Thank you both for having me.

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Stay as long as you like.
We love having you here.

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Let's just give her a minute
to get settled in, shall we?

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It's great you're back. Really.

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Really, really great.

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- Thanks.
- Do you need anything?

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- Roger!
- Oh!

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I know.

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I know.

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- Hi!
- Oh, what's that?

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I see you brought William.

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He doesn't like my sister's place.
You don't mind?

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Oh, of course not.

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I've often thought what this
gallery needs is a little yappy dog.

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- Sorry.
- When will Orlando give up

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the tree planting and resume
his role as principal caregiver

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of the little dog child? Hmm?

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Well, he's not tree planting anymore.

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I can't believe that he
kept it up this long.

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I mean, he was never strong, physically.

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He wasn't weak, he just wasn't strong.

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He used to cry in gym class.

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We'd have to come and get him.
Has he replied to any

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- of your emails yet?
- No.

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I've been getting everything third hand.

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I've been spying on
his Facebook friends.

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- Oh, God.
- Well,

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Reff was sensitive too.

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He ran away two days
after Cherry left me.

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I was pulling my hair out.

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I hounded his friends,
I contacted the police...

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Eventually I found him living
in a trailer in Nova Scotia

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and he had mutton chops and a mohawk

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and he didn't want to have
anything to do with me.

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What part of this story is
supposed to make me feel better?

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Oh, the part... no, nothing.

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Nothing in that story is comforting.

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I just know a thing or two
about wayward children,

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is what I'm saying.

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- What is that?
- Oh...

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This is Roger's latest.

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Let me see it.

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No, I think this one's gonna
go right into storage.

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Oh, come on. Let me see it.

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I really don't think you should see it.

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Why?

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Because it will put a
strain on your relationship.

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Let me see it.

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Widow in the Wasteland.

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Did you pose for this?

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No, no, no. Stupid question, sorry.

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Oh, God.

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I just... I just moved into their house.

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Yeah, that would be a problem.

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Two bedrooms, radiant heating.

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Check out the skylight.

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There's a reason

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because we always have.

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Ever since we were apes,
or apelike creatures,

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we would congregate near bodies of water

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because that's where
the water buffalo came.

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- The water buffalo.
- Or whatever.

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Whatever our apelike ancestors ate.

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I assume they ate water buffalo.
I would have.

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That's why I'm pissed off

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at those realtors,
because they are preying on

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our deep-seated need to see water.

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It's practically in our DNA.

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"Lake view." Those fuckers.

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I've never actually sued anyone.

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I don't know how to do it.

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What am I suing them for, lying?

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Can you sue someone for lying?

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Lying in a pamphlet? Is that a crime?

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Are you coming to bed?

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Are you coming to bed?

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So what do you think?

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I hate it.

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What do you mean
the kitchen's in the wrong place?

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It should be on the east side

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of the apartment, so you can get the
light while you're eating breakfast.

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Like your old place?

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And the bedroom should be
on the west side, away from

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the kitchen,
and the walls should be a whiter white.

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- Like your old place.
- But not my old place.

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- Because you can't live there.
- No.

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Because you want to start over
and escape the painful memories,

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and what better way to do that
than live in exactly the same place

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but with a different address?

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What? Half a dozen agents
went through this unit today

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and I guarantee you,
they each did a line.

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Thank you.
Thank you. See you.

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Guess why I'm so happy?

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Oh, God, just tell me.

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- I sold a painting.
- What of?

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A model. Female model.

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- Who lives with us?
- Davina, yes.

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- Of course.
- $600.

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And the only thing between that
and my fingertips was the canvas.

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There was no boardroom,
there was no secretary,

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there was no office. There was
nothing between me and my expression.

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Which is why you have
$600 to show for it.

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The amount isn't the point.

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A true artist empties
himself of all things.

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Oh, Christ. I can't take this anymore.

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- What?
- I married a financial consultant.

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Here we go.

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We are losing everything
and if by some chance

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you happen to have an offshore account

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with a million
and a half dollars in it...

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- I don't.
- If you are found guilty

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of professional misconduct,
you go to jail.

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You know what that means?
And all you can say is,

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"The professional fucking artist

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"needs to empty his fucking mind

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of fucking everything."

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You make me feel really, really alone.

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Well, that will be good practice,
won't it?

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- For when you live in stir.
- Well, all the more reason

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to be true to myself,
to who I really am.

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All you are is a man

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who fantasizes endlessly
about seeing my sister naked,

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which you've done for a very long time.

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She is to me as a
piano is to its player.

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- Blow it out your ass.
- You can't possibly comprehend

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the relationship between
an artist and his...

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If you say "muse,"
I will scream until blood

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comes spurting out of my mouth,
I swear to God.

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You really just don't understand...

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Do you know the average number
of properties people look at

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- before the final sublet?
- No.

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- Six.
- And how many have I looked at?

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- 24.
- Oh, God.

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Yeah. To a real estate professional,
this is very unsatisfying.

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I know.

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Fortunately,
I'm not a real estate professional.

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Realized early on that
moving is a journey.

252
00:13:32,904 --> 00:13:36,105
Doesn't matter if it's across
town or across the hall.

253
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,076
If the agent is not good...

254
00:13:38,142 --> 00:13:41,410
Like the guru, you know,
helping people discover who they are,

255
00:13:41,502 --> 00:13:44,154
and where to find their
own personal sanctuary.

256
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:48,034
It's almost spiritual,
if you think about it.

257
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:50,701
I ain't trying to do that shit.

258
00:13:50,847 --> 00:13:54,498
- Well, why not?
- Ah, it's surprisingly boring.

259
00:13:54,643 --> 00:13:55,836
I'd rather deal coke.

260
00:13:55,952 --> 00:13:58,069
But I do it for you 'cause
you're a friend and your happiness

261
00:13:58,143 --> 00:14:00,489
means something to me.
You're not some Bay Street asshole

262
00:14:00,584 --> 00:14:03,782
trying to find a cheap place to bang
his secretary on a regular basis.

263
00:14:03,817 --> 00:14:06,416
No, at least I'm not that.

264
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:13,148
Thoughts?

265
00:14:14,185 --> 00:14:17,222
It's... uh...

266
00:14:17,729 --> 00:14:20,230
Too much like the old place?

267
00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:23,365
Yeah. I'm sorry.

268
00:14:23,401 --> 00:14:26,269
I'm sorry I'm such a
royal pain in the ass.

269
00:14:26,304 --> 00:14:28,271
Hey, hey.

270
00:14:29,601 --> 00:14:31,974
They were building one
of those bath bomb places

271
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:35,077
across the street so you'd have to
be smelling that hippy shit all day.

272
00:14:35,527 --> 00:14:37,280
That ain't no way to live, right?

273
00:14:39,894 --> 00:14:43,151
Come on, let's get out of here.

274
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:45,653
Keep Thursday morning free.
We can check out that place

275
00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:48,156
on Queen's Quay, cool?

276
00:14:48,192 --> 00:14:50,158
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

277
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,796
- Hey, you wanna grab lunch?
- Oh, I can't.

278
00:14:54,865 --> 00:14:57,348
I'm... I'm meeting Veronica.

279
00:14:57,745 --> 00:14:58,966
Retail therapy.

280
00:14:59,035 --> 00:15:00,968
We should have waited for a taxi.

281
00:15:01,037 --> 00:15:03,403
- We did, for 15 minutes.
- We should have waited longer.

282
00:15:03,439 --> 00:15:04,425
I don't mind the bus.

283
00:15:04,557 --> 00:15:06,359
Here, would you hold
some of these for me, please?

284
00:15:06,442 --> 00:15:09,749
- Thank you.
- Wow. You really cleaned up.

285
00:15:09,848 --> 00:15:11,578
- What?
- I'm surprised they didn't

286
00:15:11,647 --> 00:15:14,513
give you a round of applause
when you left the building.

287
00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:16,950
- It was a sale.
- It was a "cashmere" sale.

288
00:15:16,985 --> 00:15:19,327
So you're my financial manager now?

289
00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:22,255
I'm sorry, it's just...

290
00:15:22,501 --> 00:15:24,290
It's just what?

291
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,792
Well, I just thought

292
00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:30,996
that you should buy what
you want when you want.

293
00:15:32,256 --> 00:15:33,165
Thank you.

294
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,234
That's very, very kind of you.

295
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:38,340
Very kind. My God.
You're enjoying this, aren't you?

296
00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:40,242
- What?
- What happened to Roger.

297
00:15:40,341 --> 00:15:41,840
- No!
- The hubris.

298
00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:43,842
"Oh, how the mighty have fallen"?

299
00:15:43,911 --> 00:15:47,346
- You're getting off on this.
- OK.

300
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,547
Look. Thanks for letting me
stay with you while I look

301
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,851
for a place, but maybe it's
time I stayed somewhere else.

302
00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:56,354
Why? So I can redecorate the room

303
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,923
and maybe rent it out
to a family of Mexicans?

304
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,692
- What are you talking about?
- You know what?

305
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,995
Screw this. I'm taking a taxi.
That is, if you think I can afford it?

306
00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:07,330
Vron!

307
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,332
You know...

308
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,667
some wives stick by their
husbands no matter what.

309
00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:15,038
So if anybody should be feeling guilt
around here, it's not me or Roger.

310
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,756
Alright? OK! I gotta get off. Mister!

311
00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:20,443
Hello! I need to... open the door...

312
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:23,979
Gah, OK. You left your bags!
You left half your bags!

313
00:16:24,048 --> 00:16:26,081
Fuck off!

314
00:16:57,345 --> 00:16:58,979
Yeah, it's an older building

315
00:16:59,014 --> 00:17:00,981
so that means more square footage

316
00:17:01,016 --> 00:17:02,983
and recent renos to the kitchen
and bathroom were upgraded.

317
00:17:03,018 --> 00:17:04,952
Well, I liked the pictures you sent.

318
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:08,221
Well, you texted that you'd
like something by the water

319
00:17:08,257 --> 00:17:11,089
and the view here is killer.

320
00:17:11,139 --> 00:17:13,592
Hi. Right on time. I'm Jackie.

321
00:17:13,627 --> 00:17:16,829
I'm the owner. And you are? Shit.

322
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,366
- Sorry?
- Shit.

323
00:17:20,401 --> 00:17:23,771
Uh, Davina. Davina Jackson.

324
00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:26,505
- Can we come in?
- Are they here?

325
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,507
Get the hell over here, Miguel.

326
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:30,508
Welcome.

327
00:17:31,282 --> 00:17:33,614
- Oh, shit.
- Did you arrange this?

328
00:17:33,796 --> 00:17:36,243
Is this one last stab at my heart?

329
00:17:38,218 --> 00:17:40,244
Look, we got other places to see today,

330
00:17:40,343 --> 00:17:41,931
so are you gonna let us
the fuck in or what?

331
00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:45,514
Yeah. Yeah, please. Come in.

332
00:17:55,782 --> 00:17:58,361
Oh,
this is the view I was talking about.

333
00:17:58,675 --> 00:18:01,105
Yeah, it's a great view. Have a look!

334
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,308
- I had nothing to do with this...
- You are such an asshole.

335
00:18:04,507 --> 00:18:08,822
Uh, there's radiant heating
throughout and two-car parking.

336
00:18:08,938 --> 00:18:11,381
- What's going on?
- I have no fucking clue.

337
00:18:11,449 --> 00:18:13,883
- Living room's this way, right?
- Yes. No!

338
00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:17,053
- No! It's not very clean...
- Go!

339
00:18:17,088 --> 00:18:19,022
- Maybe if I...
- Look in the living room.

340
00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:21,323
- Take you in...
- Take it all in.

341
00:18:23,752 --> 00:18:25,571
Jesus Christ.

342
00:18:25,719 --> 00:18:27,695
- Holy fuck.
- Don't look!

343
00:18:27,764 --> 00:18:29,898
So it is you.

344
00:18:29,966 --> 00:18:31,582
- Yes!
- Yes.

345
00:18:31,681 --> 00:18:33,649
Well, it's not me.

346
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:36,071
I didn't pose for that. My...

347
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:38,272
my brother-in-law did it.
Can you take it down?

348
00:18:38,341 --> 00:18:41,575
Please. Your brotherin-law
painted you like that?

349
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,577
No...

350
00:18:43,646 --> 00:18:45,913
he imagined me like that.

351
00:18:45,981 --> 00:18:47,915
He's a bit insane. Please! Can you?!

352
00:18:47,983 --> 00:18:50,984
I tried to explain to my wife, it's art.
It's not pornography.

353
00:18:51,054 --> 00:18:53,921
I mean, she's lost. You can
see the pain in her eyes,

354
00:18:53,989 --> 00:18:57,623
the despair of an aging widow.
The palpable loneliness.

355
00:18:57,692 --> 00:18:59,959
You are excruciatingly human.

356
00:19:00,028 --> 00:19:03,753
Oh, for Christ's sake!
Just do something with it!

357
00:19:03,868 --> 00:19:06,732
- Allow me!
- No!

358
00:19:09,055 --> 00:19:10,559
No!

359
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,949
I've hated that ever
since he brought it home.

360
00:19:14,346 --> 00:19:15,607
He paid $600 for it

361
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:18,110
and I've had to stare at
your crotch every night,

362
00:19:18,179 --> 00:19:20,212
reflected in a TV screen.

363
00:19:20,247 --> 00:19:22,918
That's it! She's dead.

364
00:19:23,282 --> 00:19:25,250
Now you'll have no
choice but to look at me.

365
00:19:25,319 --> 00:19:27,252
- I can't live here.
- Do you know how much I loved

366
00:19:27,321 --> 00:19:30,254
- that piece?
- Yeah, let's get out of here.

367
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:33,157
That's my favourite
painting in the world!

368
00:19:33,193 --> 00:19:35,926
- $600?
- Not enough?

369
00:19:35,962 --> 00:19:37,928
You sold me!

370
00:19:37,964 --> 00:19:39,897
OK, when you put it that way I can see

371
00:19:39,966 --> 00:19:43,701
that it was a gross error
in judgment and I'm sorry.

372
00:19:43,769 --> 00:19:46,803
Now, can we just skip ahead to the
part where this is a funny story

373
00:19:46,838 --> 00:19:49,463
that we laugh about for years to come?

374
00:19:49,529 --> 00:19:52,638
Funny? That place was my last hope.

375
00:19:52,853 --> 00:19:55,545
I... I can't stay at Veronica's anymore,

376
00:19:55,581 --> 00:19:58,281
and Theodore, well,
he's totally worn out,

377
00:19:58,317 --> 00:20:01,784
and now there are buyers for my condo,
which means

378
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:03,785
that I will be truly homeless.

379
00:20:03,821 --> 00:20:05,854
So which part of this
will we laugh about?

380
00:20:05,889 --> 00:20:08,241
Because I am not amused.

381
00:20:08,919 --> 00:20:10,859
At all.

382
00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:26,368
Oh, I still really like it.

383
00:20:26,715 --> 00:20:28,409
It's a bit like a hotel,
isn't it, Howie?

384
00:20:28,445 --> 00:20:31,946
It's got that pied-à-terre
feel to it, doesn't it?

385
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,482
Sure,
very "pied-à-terre."

386
00:20:34,518 --> 00:20:36,651
We were just in Paris.
Our daughter lives there.

387
00:20:36,686 --> 00:20:39,153
She married a Frenchman.
We don't know why.

388
00:20:39,235 --> 00:20:41,888
- She fell in love, that's why!
- Oh, terrible reason.

389
00:20:41,923 --> 00:20:44,793
Love fades, but he'll always be French.

390
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:47,628
What is this thing?
Is it actually a couch,

391
00:20:47,696 --> 00:20:49,630
or is it an art piece? Uh, it's a couch.

392
00:20:49,698 --> 00:20:51,731
- Like, for sitting?
- Oh!

393
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:53,833
- I'm sorry I'm late.
- Oh, we were just

394
00:20:53,902 --> 00:20:55,901
getting used to the place.
You must be Mrs. Jackson.

395
00:20:55,936 --> 00:20:58,304
- Davina.
- Howie. This is Miranda.

396
00:20:58,339 --> 00:21:00,306
- We love your place.
- Oh, thanks.

397
00:21:00,341 --> 00:21:02,308
- Oh, this light!
- And that red wall.

398
00:21:02,343 --> 00:21:04,310
Love the red wall.
It's bold. We're into bold.

399
00:21:04,345 --> 00:21:06,279
This is the perfect downsize.

400
00:21:06,347 --> 00:21:08,514
Our daughter just got married
and moved to Paris and now

401
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,852
our son lives in Montreal.
What do we need all that house for?

402
00:21:11,946 --> 00:21:13,551
You are so lucky to live downtown.

403
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,821
That's what I look forward to...
Pedestrian life.

404
00:21:15,890 --> 00:21:18,891
- Not always having to take the car out.
- I like the car.

405
00:21:18,926 --> 00:21:22,253
Well, you can drive. I'll walk.

406
00:21:22,617 --> 00:21:23,829
This is so good for us.

407
00:21:23,864 --> 00:21:26,832
We've been really suffering
from empty nest syndrome.

408
00:21:26,901 --> 00:21:29,167
And it's actually a syndrome,
I looked it up.

409
00:21:29,235 --> 00:21:32,256
- Is this included in the sale?
- What?

410
00:21:32,306 --> 00:21:34,005
This art couch thing. I know you said

411
00:21:34,073 --> 00:21:36,274
that some fixtures and
furnishings were included.

412
00:21:36,342 --> 00:21:38,276
I just think it's so cool.

413
00:21:38,344 --> 00:21:40,544
Uh, I believe it's open for discussion.

414
00:21:40,613 --> 00:21:43,181
Yes, it's included. You can take the bed

415
00:21:43,249 --> 00:21:45,581
and the stools by the island.

416
00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:48,189
Everything. Excuse me.

417
00:21:48,255 --> 00:21:50,640
It's... really cool.

418
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:52,525
Is she alright?

419
00:21:52,674 --> 00:21:54,357
Yeah, she just really loves this place.

420
00:21:54,426 --> 00:21:59,155
It's full of so many memories.
I'm just going out.

421
00:21:59,255 --> 00:22:00,763
- Feel free to look around.
- OK.

422
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,793
- All I do now is cry.
- They wanna buy.

423
00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:08,951
Oh, I know.

424
00:22:09,050 --> 00:22:10,637
They're offering a shitload over asking.

425
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,672
Ugh. I'm sorry,
I'll just pull myself together.

426
00:22:15,019 --> 00:22:16,212
I want to share something with you

427
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:18,380
and I hope you don't judge me, but

428
00:22:18,415 --> 00:22:21,862
you'll actually get more if you cry.

429
00:22:22,673 --> 00:22:24,085
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

430
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,790
Howie and Miranda aren't
just buying a condo,

431
00:22:26,856 --> 00:22:30,460
they're buying a dream.
They see the owner cry and they think,

432
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,949
see what it means to her?
It must be killing her to leave.

433
00:22:34,114 --> 00:22:36,181
And that makes it more
appealing to them.

434
00:22:36,528 --> 00:22:37,764
- Jesus.
- Right?

435
00:22:37,832 --> 00:22:41,475
You keep up that crying and I
can get you an extra 30 grand.

436
00:22:42,351 --> 00:22:44,237
You are really good at this.

437
00:22:44,273 --> 00:22:46,706
Nah, it's a curse.

438
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,544
I, I wanna keep the couch.

439
00:22:49,874 --> 00:22:52,751
They can have everything else.

440
00:22:53,892 --> 00:22:55,989
I just want the couch.

441
00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:58,050
You got it.

442
00:23:00,701 --> 00:23:04,590
When I sign those papers,
I'm going to be homeless.

443
00:23:05,067 --> 00:23:09,399
You'll be alright.
I was homeless for nine years.

444
00:23:10,374 --> 00:23:13,231
You were homeless for nine years?

445
00:23:15,168 --> 00:23:17,947
Nah, I'm just fuckin' with you.
But let's just get this

446
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,064
over with and we'll smoke a
joint or something, alright?

447
00:23:20,130 --> 00:23:22,240
- Oh, OK.
- Alright.

448
00:23:28,247 --> 00:23:30,647
Well, looks like we have a deal.

449
00:23:30,683 --> 00:23:33,217
Ah, fantastic!

450
00:23:49,825 --> 00:23:50,733
I'm still mad at you.

451
00:23:50,768 --> 00:23:52,735
I'm sorry about the damn painting,

452
00:23:52,770 --> 00:23:55,271
but it's shredded now and I
still made the commission,

453
00:23:55,307 --> 00:23:58,356
- so it's all good.
- It's not a good time, Sam.

454
00:23:58,455 --> 00:24:01,844
I really need your help.
I'm moving some pieces into storage

455
00:24:01,879 --> 00:24:05,967
and I screwed up my back. Uh,
would you meet me at the ferry docks?

456
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:09,588
- Ferry docks?
- I'm on the island. Please?

457
00:24:11,121 --> 00:24:13,088
I got the dog with me, OK?

458
00:24:13,157 --> 00:24:15,557
I'm in real pain. Please?

459
00:24:48,401 --> 00:24:50,490
So why do you have
storage on the island?

460
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,319
Oh, it's a houseboat.
It belongs to a friend of mine

461
00:24:54,435 --> 00:24:56,095
and he asked me to take care of it.
I don't have any use for it,

462
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:58,230
so I'm using it for storage.

463
00:24:58,299 --> 00:25:00,399
Shouldn't I be carrying those?

464
00:25:00,434 --> 00:25:02,534
- What?
- Your back.

465
00:25:02,603 --> 00:25:05,769
Oh, it's much better. It's a miracle!

466
00:25:06,364 --> 00:25:09,440
- Oh, my God!
- Nice, huh?

467
00:25:10,366 --> 00:25:13,606
- Sam, it's beautiful.
- Eh. Do you think?

468
00:25:14,102 --> 00:25:15,746
Would you get the door? Oh, sure.

469
00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,848
It's the top lock.

470
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,092
Wow.

471
00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:31,961
It's his work. The owner's.

472
00:25:32,953 --> 00:25:35,979
Oh, that's a street kid in SÃão Paolo.

473
00:25:36,145 --> 00:25:37,934
That's where he is now.

474
00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:42,305
He runs a program for
underprivileged youth in Brazil,

475
00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:46,192
when he's not painting
murals all over the world.

476
00:25:46,522 --> 00:25:49,201
Wow, this place is one of a kind.

477
00:25:49,366 --> 00:25:52,310
- Well, so are you.
- What?

478
00:25:53,467 --> 00:25:56,270
The whole back thing was a clever ploy

479
00:25:56,518 --> 00:25:58,369
- to get you here.
- Really?

480
00:25:58,584 --> 00:26:00,701
Yeah. To your new home.

481
00:26:01,329 --> 00:26:04,058
It was the least I could do
after selling your naked body

482
00:26:04,093 --> 00:26:06,093
- for $600.
- Yes.

483
00:26:06,128 --> 00:26:08,935
- Wanna see the view?
- Yes, I do.

484
00:26:14,003 --> 00:26:15,936
Oh, dear.

485
00:26:16,828 --> 00:26:19,076
I am so sick of crying.

486
00:26:20,383 --> 00:26:22,466
This is the last time.

487
00:26:25,045 --> 00:26:27,213
Thank you.

488
00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:04,928
It is a great lake, isn't it?

489
00:28:05,474 --> 00:28:08,943
I mean, a really great lake.

490
00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:22,783
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