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Ah, I love riding
through the country

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with my two best friends.

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Yeah, especially when
there's a war brewing.

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Booby traps in the bushes.

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Snipers behind every tree.

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Would you guys relax?

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We're under a flag of truce.

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We're meeting at
the sacred altar,

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nothing's gonna happen.

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Jason, Sparta and Thebes
are always fighting.

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Why get involved?

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'Cause now they're
fighting next to Corinth,

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and if they go to war,

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I don't wanna see
my people get hurt.

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So, why should
they listen to you?

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Because he's Jason!

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Crown Prince of Corinth.

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Honest and true.

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Whoa, whoa.

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Whoa, whoa.

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Now, now, gentlemen.

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Ares.

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You remembered.

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I'm flattered.

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I've been trying hard,
real hard to start

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a war between Thebes and Sparta.

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And I just cannot
have you butting in

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promoting peace.

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What are you gonna do about it?

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I think my associates
will make sure

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that peace is not
given a chance.

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Strife, Discord!

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- Hello.
- Goodbye.

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Whoa!

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Whoa, wait, whoa!

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May the horse be with you.

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Always.

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Young Prince Jason
better get here soon,

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or these peace
talks are canceled.

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I only spend this much time

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with Thebans...

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when I'm conquering them.

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I see that the Spartans

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have as little patience
as they do intelligence.

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Stop!

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I can't hold on.

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Okay, okay, I got an idea.

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Iolaus, take the reins.

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Take 'em, take 'em.

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All right, Jason, come here.

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I'm gonna unhitch the horses.

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It's not moving!

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Whoa!

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- Let go!
- Let go!

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What?

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Let go!

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If Jason doesn't show up,

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then we're going to war.

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We're wasting time here.

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At least we agree on that.

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This meeting's over.

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Whoa!

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I'll see you again.

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On the field of battle.

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All hail Ares, god of war.

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Lean right!

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Lean to the left!

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Whoa.

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Okay, all right,
now, I got an idea.

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What?

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- Whoa!
- Whoa!

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Turn right!

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Now to the left.

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Put in it the creek!

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Okay!

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Whoa!

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Hercules, what are we doing?

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You okay?

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"Let go."

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- Iolaus.
- Hey.

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Hey, he's hurt.

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Oh, I should've let go.

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In an age of light and darkness,

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Zeus, king of the gods,

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ruled the universe.

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He had a son.

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Young Hercules.

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Half-god, half-man.

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Young Hercules longs
to find his place

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in the world,

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the father he's never known,

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and what it means to be a hero.

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Before the man became legend,

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before the legend became myth,

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came the greatest
adventure of all.

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We gotta find a place
for you to rest.

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No, no, I'll be fine.

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Just drop me off at the next
Vestal Virgin training camp.

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That's the old lolaus.

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Don't worry, buddy,
we're gonna get you help.

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Then we gotta find
a way to get Strife

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and Discord back
for what they did.

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- Okay.
- Come on.

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Over there, there's a barn.

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Oh, look at that axle, Timor!

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You broke it!

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That's it, I've had it.

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I give up.

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Don't give up, Uncle.

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We... we could fix it.

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I'm not talking
about the cart, Timor.

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I'm talking about you.

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You're hopeless!

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I try to teach you
how to be a farmer,

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but you kill
every crop you plant.

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I even tried to teach
you how to fight!

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But you're scared
of your own shadow.

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This guy sounds like
a real prize, huh?

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There's a war a-brewing.

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I gotta go to town
to get some supplies

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in case we get cut off.

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Excuse me, sir?

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Ares.

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Look, about what
happened outside...

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sorry, it's just that I thought

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that you were, uh...

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Why are you looking
at me like that?

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Well...

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except for the fact
that you're not

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attacking me...

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I could swear that I'm
sitting at the table

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with Ares.

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You are?

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Where is he?

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No, no.

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I'm saying that you

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look like the god of war.

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Oh.

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So, this...

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Ares guy, he looks like

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the god of war, too, huh?

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Uh, no, no.

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I'm saying that Ares
is the god of war.

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You see, he's...

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Okay, let's do it this way.

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Ares and I have
the same father, Zeus.

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But Ares' mother, Hera,
my mother, Alcmene.

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Now, Hera... that's
this one right here...

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She's a god, but Alcmene,

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no, no, no.

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Are you getting any of this?

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- No.
- Oh, okay.

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Well, that's okay.

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It's confusing for me, too.

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Timor, right?

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Jason.

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We have a proposition for you.

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We wanna make you become Ares.

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Yeah, it'll be fun, huh?

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Introduce you to
a couple of people.

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You get to boss them around,

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have a few laughs, huh?

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What do you say?

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I don't know.

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Just hold that thought.

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Jason, over here.

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You gonna use him
as bait or something?

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No, a weapon.

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We make Strife and Discord

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think he's Ares,

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he keeps them busy
while I go put

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the peace talks back on track.

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Wait, wait, wait,
no, no, no, no.

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Okay?

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Discord and Strife figure out

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that he's not Ares,
he's toast, all right?

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They'll never know!

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Look at him!

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What do you say, Ares?

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- Oh, dear.
- Ares is cool.

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Hercules, we'll coach
him, we'll teach him.

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We gotta make this work.

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If we don't, thousands of lives

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could be lost.

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Well, you know, gee, fellas...

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Um, I'd like to help you,
I would, but, you know,

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you heard what my uncle said.

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I mess everything up.

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And I would.

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I-I'd let you down.

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Timor.

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Think about the honor.

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- Hmm?
- Think about the rewards.

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- Reward?
- Shh.

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Can't believe that
you're doing this.

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Hey.

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You'll be a hero.

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Girls love heroes.

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Girls.

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You're scaring me, Timor.

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Thebes and Sparta
are going to war

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in two days.

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Your farm is right
in the middle.

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It's gonna be destroyed
unless you help us.

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Yeah, what do you say?

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Yeah, okay.

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- Yeah.
- All right.

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Sorry, I didn't mean it.

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Let me get that.

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I'm sorry.

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I... that... no.

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One, two...

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No, no!

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No!

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You don't do that.

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You're Ares, god of war.

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You don't give people things.

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You take things away.

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- Who are you?
- I'm Ares, god of war.

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No, come on say it!

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I'm Ares, god of war.

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- Say it and mean it.
- I am Ares, god of war.

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I am Ares, god of war!

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Yeah.

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- Oh.
- Ooh.

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Gentlemen...

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we have an Ares.

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Are you sure Strife
and Discord hang around.

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Ares' altar?

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We'll find out, won't we?

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- Okay, here we go.
- All right.

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Okay, all right, all right.

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I'm going, I'm going.

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We come in peace!

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Ow!

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Looks like that little
ride in the chariot

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didn't hurt you after all.

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Did you think we
wouldn't catch you

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trying to keep the peace.

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Uncle Ares would
want us to hurt them.

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Where should we start?

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Don't bother!

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Let me.

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Mm-hmm.

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How dare you desecrate my altar.

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As Zeus as my witness,

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I vow my punishment
will be swift and severe.

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No, don't hit Hercules
or I will hurt you!

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Ah, don't throw me back.

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Please, Ares, no!

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Whoa.

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Oh, come on!

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Oh, I meant...

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Oh, boy.

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They're in trouble now.

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What do you mean they?

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That was just a warm-up.

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You're the ones
who are in for it.

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- Us?
- Say what?

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Yeah!

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You disgrace me by the way you

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treat my beloved
half-brother Hercules.

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You're disobedient
and you're insolent.

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And you're naughty!

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Naughty?

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Don't interrupt me!

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Hey, she said it!

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Now you will both be punished!

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Oh, not the leather!

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Ow!

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I think they fell for it.

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Hey, you and Timor
keep him busy.

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I'm gonna go stop a war.

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- All right.
- Take that.

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Endure the wrath of Ares.

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Hurry up.

277
00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,113
We don't wanna
make Ares more mad.

278
00:13:14,553 --> 00:13:16,154
Ugh.

279
00:13:16,155 --> 00:13:17,588
What's happening here?

280
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,824
All of a sudden
Ares loves Hercules.

281
00:13:19,825 --> 00:13:24,295
Ares hates... us.

282
00:13:24,296 --> 00:13:25,730
No, no, no, no.

283
00:13:25,731 --> 00:13:27,899
It has to be some kind of trick.

284
00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:29,634
Maybe Ares wants
something from Zeus

285
00:13:29,635 --> 00:13:31,769
and is trying to get
on his good side.

286
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,271
Well, whatever it is,

287
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:34,438
we better find out
'cause I don't think

288
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,408
I can take much more of this.

289
00:13:44,049 --> 00:13:45,249
I really think that we are

290
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,384
pushing our luck here.

291
00:13:46,385 --> 00:13:47,418
No, no, no, no.

292
00:13:47,419 --> 00:13:48,320
The plan's working perfectly.

293
00:13:48,321 --> 00:13:50,288
Look, check it out.

294
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:51,689
All right.

295
00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:52,990
When you're done
watering the garden,

296
00:13:52,991 --> 00:13:55,393
you can, uh...

297
00:13:55,394 --> 00:13:56,994
plow the fields and...

298
00:13:56,995 --> 00:13:58,729
Oh, and slop the hogs.

299
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,264
Slop the hogs.

300
00:14:00,265 --> 00:14:01,732
And tell 'em to dig a big well.

301
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,067
Yeah, and dig a big well!

302
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,669
Yeah.

303
00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:05,871
Right!

304
00:14:07,539 --> 00:14:08,806
Hi-yah.

305
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,375
That's it.

306
00:14:11,376 --> 00:14:12,578
I quit.

307
00:14:23,522 --> 00:14:26,023
Blast me, fry me, broil me.

308
00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:27,492
I don't care.

309
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,661
Blah!

310
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,497
All right, you shall
both feel my wrath.

311
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,334
Let's not be hasty.

312
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,105
See, problem solved.

313
00:14:41,106 --> 00:14:42,941
Everyone's happy.

314
00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:46,210
Oh.

315
00:14:46,211 --> 00:14:47,979
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

316
00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,113
Sorry.

317
00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:50,581
Oh, no, no, no,
he's fine, he's fine.

318
00:14:50,582 --> 00:14:53,084
Look, he's okay,
look over there.

319
00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:54,318
You're fake.

320
00:14:54,319 --> 00:14:55,654
You're history.

321
00:15:09,635 --> 00:15:10,869
Eh.

322
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,080
Well...

323
00:15:23,081 --> 00:15:24,750
that went well, don't you think?

324
00:15:28,353 --> 00:15:29,654
Strife!

325
00:15:29,655 --> 00:15:31,722
Discord!

326
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,959
Jason is back at
the peace talks.

327
00:15:36,028 --> 00:15:37,362
Where are you?!

328
00:15:39,131 --> 00:15:41,232
Oh, that clumsy.

329
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,701
There he goes again.

330
00:15:46,772 --> 00:15:48,406
That is enough of that.

331
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,573
I beg your pardon.

332
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,875
Oh, ho, you will be begging

333
00:15:50,876 --> 00:15:52,209
for more than my pardon

334
00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:54,545
when I am through
with you, mister.

335
00:15:54,546 --> 00:15:55,846
Who do you think you are, huh?

336
00:15:55,847 --> 00:15:57,582
I am Ares, god of war.

337
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:00,384
You are a loon.

338
00:16:00,385 --> 00:16:01,419
That is what you are.

339
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,420
Huh?

340
00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:06,657
No.

341
00:16:06,658 --> 00:16:08,260
You leave him alone.

342
00:16:13,532 --> 00:16:14,466
What is this?

343
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:15,733
Some kind of bad joke?

344
00:16:15,734 --> 00:16:17,234
You're the joke, Ares.

345
00:16:17,235 --> 00:16:18,736
Call yourself a god.

346
00:16:18,737 --> 00:16:19,770
Well, you're not the kind of god

347
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:20,905
I'd ever wanna worship.

348
00:16:20,906 --> 00:16:22,573
You make people suffer.

349
00:16:22,574 --> 00:16:24,275
You demand respect
but you do nothing

350
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:25,443
to earn it.

351
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:26,644
You're nothing but a bully.

352
00:16:26,645 --> 00:16:29,313
How dare you speak
to me like that.

353
00:16:29,314 --> 00:16:32,717
You have no idea of
the power I possess!

354
00:16:32,718 --> 00:16:33,951
You can't do
anything worse to me

355
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,454
than I've already
done to myself.

356
00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:38,723
Watch me.

357
00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:40,926
Timor, move.

358
00:16:49,901 --> 00:16:51,569
You lumbering oaf.

359
00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:54,905
You cannot escape
the wrath of Strife.

360
00:16:54,906 --> 00:16:56,907
You do not wanna
be doing this, Strife.

361
00:16:56,908 --> 00:16:58,609
Oh, I've been wanting
to do this for such

362
00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:00,144
a long time.

363
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:03,915
Not so bold when the tables
are turned, are you, Ares?

364
00:17:12,724 --> 00:17:15,761
Not happy!

365
00:17:19,698 --> 00:17:20,832
Oh.

366
00:17:23,602 --> 00:17:24,702
Hi, Unc.

367
00:17:24,703 --> 00:17:27,204
You're the real
Ares, aren't you?

368
00:17:27,205 --> 00:17:28,205
Yes!

369
00:17:32,077 --> 00:17:33,111
Come.

370
00:17:35,147 --> 00:17:38,149
Come, come, come, come.

371
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:39,051
That was pretty
brave standing up

372
00:17:39,052 --> 00:17:40,117
to Ares like that.

373
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:41,619
You mean I did okay?

374
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:43,020
Okay?

375
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,056
I'm proud of you.

376
00:17:46,758 --> 00:17:48,092
Where's Strife and Discord?

377
00:17:48,093 --> 00:17:49,593
Oh, Ares took 'em up to Olympus

378
00:17:49,594 --> 00:17:50,895
for a little bit of a chat.

379
00:17:50,896 --> 00:17:51,730
Oh.

380
00:17:51,731 --> 00:17:52,830
Ooh.

381
00:17:52,831 --> 00:17:53,665
Well, that ought to keep him

382
00:17:53,665 --> 00:17:54,633
out of the way long enough

383
00:17:54,634 --> 00:17:56,200
for Jason to sort out
the peace talks, huh?

384
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,669
Wait a second, we can help.

385
00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:00,738
You game?

386
00:18:00,739 --> 00:18:02,139
You bet.

387
00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:03,341
Okay.

388
00:18:04,309 --> 00:18:05,509
I'd like to thank
you both for agreeing

389
00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:07,211
to meet me here.

390
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:10,514
Now, Sparta here, Thebes here.

391
00:18:10,515 --> 00:18:12,084
And the valley
in between is a buffer.

392
00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:16,587
If you'd shown us
this when you promised,

393
00:18:16,588 --> 00:18:18,355
it might've worked.

394
00:18:18,356 --> 00:18:20,558
- But now...
- It's too late.

395
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:23,427
We cannot stop the war.

396
00:18:23,428 --> 00:18:24,495
Gentlemen, please.

397
00:18:24,496 --> 00:18:25,763
Please, there's gotta
be a way we can sign

398
00:18:25,764 --> 00:18:27,265
this peace treaty.

399
00:18:31,636 --> 00:18:32,904
A little more to the right.

400
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,611
Okay, let her rip.

401
00:18:44,683 --> 00:18:46,016
Okay, here we go.

402
00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,319
Hold it.

403
00:18:54,326 --> 00:18:55,459
Here we go.

404
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,328
Three...

405
00:18:57,329 --> 00:18:58,996
two...

406
00:18:58,997 --> 00:19:00,232
one.

407
00:19:08,673 --> 00:19:09,641
What's the meaning of this?

408
00:19:09,642 --> 00:19:11,076
Who are you?

409
00:19:14,146 --> 00:19:15,646
I am Ares,

410
00:19:15,647 --> 00:19:17,748
god of war.

411
00:19:17,749 --> 00:19:19,183
And you're unfit
to lick the soles

412
00:19:19,184 --> 00:19:20,451
of my sandals.

413
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,153
It's not Ares.

414
00:19:22,154 --> 00:19:23,320
What?

415
00:19:23,321 --> 00:19:24,889
Timor.

416
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,056
Oh.

417
00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:28,092
Ares, impossible!

418
00:19:28,093 --> 00:19:29,126
No, no, no.

419
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,529
He's Ares, all right.

420
00:19:31,530 --> 00:19:32,796
Great Ares.

421
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,231
You have come to destroy Thebes

422
00:19:34,232 --> 00:19:35,733
for the greater glory of Sparta.

423
00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:37,601
No, you are here
to watch over Thebes

424
00:19:37,602 --> 00:19:40,037
as we annihilate
the unworthy Spartans.

425
00:19:40,038 --> 00:19:41,172
Quiet!

426
00:19:41,173 --> 00:19:42,339
Both of you.

427
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,308
It is I who decides
whose has a war, where,

428
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,376
and with whom.

429
00:19:45,377 --> 00:19:46,777
This pathetic skirmish of yours

430
00:19:46,778 --> 00:19:48,879
is totally unauthorized.

431
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,048
So, stop it!

432
00:19:51,183 --> 00:19:52,216
You understand?

433
00:19:52,217 --> 00:19:53,485
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!

434
00:20:00,592 --> 00:20:02,526
Sign the treaty.

435
00:20:02,527 --> 00:20:04,162
Whoa.

436
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,265
Well...

437
00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:10,100
I'm gonna talk to my uncle.

438
00:20:10,101 --> 00:20:11,302
Hope he's not mad.

439
00:20:11,303 --> 00:20:12,336
Oh, well, you just remind him

440
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,871
that you helped save
a lot of lives, huh?

441
00:20:13,872 --> 00:20:16,373
And his farm.

442
00:20:16,374 --> 00:20:17,975
Might even ask him for a raise.

443
00:20:17,976 --> 00:20:18,976
Ooh.

444
00:20:24,916 --> 00:20:26,584
See ya, big guy.

445
00:20:26,585 --> 00:20:27,618
Hey.

446
00:20:27,619 --> 00:20:28,986
Oh, ooh, sorry.

447
00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:30,354
Ow.

448
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,523
God of war, grr.

449
00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:36,026
- Okay.
- See you, Timor.

450
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,661
So, what's next?

451
00:20:37,662 --> 00:20:38,597
What do you mean?

452
00:20:38,598 --> 00:20:39,830
The identical twin thing.

453
00:20:39,831 --> 00:20:40,699
Come on, it worked so well

454
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,299
I think we should do it again.

455
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,101
No, no, no, no, no.

456
00:20:43,102 --> 00:20:44,235
Oh, come on.

457
00:20:44,236 --> 00:20:45,836
We dress someone
up to look like Her...

458
00:20:45,837 --> 00:20:47,438
Sorry, sorry, I can't hear you.

459
00:20:47,439 --> 00:20:48,706
Zeus, come on,
we'll dress him up...

460
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:49,974
No, your lips are moving, I...

461
00:20:49,975 --> 00:20:51,276
Come on, guys, please!