1 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,390 Tonight, I get even more shouty. 2 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:14,830 Naughty! 3 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:16,990 Matt has a serious word. 4 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,750 You remember to push the button. 5 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:22,880 And Eddie Jordan doesn't speak for over a second. 6 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:47,070 Hello, welcome to Top Gear. 7 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:50,390 I need to apologise for the lack of consciousness of my colleague, 8 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:53,350 Chris Evans, here. You see, he had to be heavily sedated 9 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,550 following the making of tonight's first film, 10 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:59,790 during which, even by his standards, he got a little over excited. 11 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,150 Come on, buddy, come on. 12 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,910 - Whoo... - There we go. 13 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,660 He'll be all right in about eight and a half minutes. 14 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,030 The McLaren F1 15 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:17,160 landed somewhere from outer space in 1992. 16 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:22,790 A study in extreme performance with ground-breaking carbon fibre 17 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:28,640 construction, enhanced by magnesium and 24-carat gold. 18 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:31,560 Wow. 19 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,350 Oh-ho-ho! 20 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,750 The results were breathtaking, 21 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:42,430 the F1's top speed, more than 240mph, 22 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,950 which meant, for a dozen years, it stood alone 23 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,030 as the world's fastest car. 24 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,750 McLaren, though, didn't stop there. 25 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:57,670 In 1995, they entered the F1 GTR in the infamous 26 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:01,270 Le Mans 24-hour endurance race. 27 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,640 First time out, it won! 28 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:09,230 And then, STILL not satisfied, they created this, 29 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:15,030 lighter, and with more downforce, an even purer competition version, 30 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:19,870 and christened it the McLaren F1 Longtail. 31 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:22,470 Wow-ow! 32 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,550 It's so powerful! 33 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,600 It's so naughty! 34 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,640 It's so loud! 35 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:42,310 McLaren only built ten, which makes ownership a pretty exclusive club. 36 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:46,190 Cost to join -- £10 million. 37 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,640 That's what this car is worth. 38 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:54,080 Which is why, although this car is road-legal... 39 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:04,310 .. I'm perfectly fine driving on our very friendly, deserted airfield. 40 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,080 Aaaah! 41 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,920 This car is ridiculous! 42 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,190 Oh, my God! 43 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,040 Oh, my God! 44 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:36,310 The Longtail name came to represent McLaren at its most extreme, 45 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:40,710 and even though they've built plenty of cars since, none of them has been 46 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:45,950 considered outrageous enough to pick up where the original left off. 47 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,390 Until now. 48 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:52,990 This is the McLaren 675LT. 49 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,310 Yes, once again, that's LT for Longtail. 50 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,510 And whilst this one's actually a road car, 51 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,630 as opposed to an out-and-out race car, 52 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,720 it's still really, really, really fast. 53 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:11,190 Watch. Here I am at standstill. 54 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,830 0 -- 60 in 2.8 seconds, 55 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,990 0 -- 100 in 5 seconds. 56 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,390 That's a ban, 57 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,630 that's six months in prison, 58 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,910 18 months in prison, 59 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,550 never see your kids again! 60 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:31,750 The 675LT borrows from McLaren's 650S supercar. 61 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,840 Like its twin-turbo 3.8 litre V8 engine, for example. 62 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:44,190 That said, half its innards have been upgraded, 63 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:49,590 which means brake horsepower has risen to 666, 64 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,640 the number of the beast. 65 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,120 Brakes! 66 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:06,960 That's the fastest I've ever been in a car. Oh! 67 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,510 Pfff... 68 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,670 So plenty of added speed, then. 69 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:17,560 But the 675 is also about what's been taken away. 70 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:23,350 First of all, this car is an incredible 100kg lighter 71 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,590 than its 650 sibling. 72 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,910 The carbon-fibre seats save 15kg. 73 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:32,230 A millimetre of glass has been shaved off the windscreen, 74 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:34,150 and that saves 3kg. 75 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:39,750 The wheels are lighter than you'll find on its big brother, the P1. 76 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:43,470 And my favourite thing of all, even the lacquer that's coated on the 77 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:47,510 carbon fibre, is now satin instead of gloss, 78 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,000 saving a crucial 50g. 79 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:55,510 Is all this bothersome forensic nipping and tucking, 80 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:59,160 and shaving and fiddling, really worth it? 81 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,800 Um, yeah! 82 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:07,270 Enter Chicago at 100mph, slow it right down. 83 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:10,070 Try and get it round, all the way round, can we do that? 84 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,280 Yes, we... can. 85 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,590 Hammerhead has never been more fun. 86 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,470 Oh, whoa! 87 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,520 Oh-ho-ho! 88 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,190 OK, it's time to admit though, 89 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:28,830 the 675LT does have a huge bunch of tricks up its sleeve which allow you 90 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:34,190 to drive like a hero, without wiping yourself across a Surrey airfield. 91 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,390 Of course, you can turn off all the hero buttons, 92 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:41,190 in which case you'd actually have to be a hero, which I'm not. 93 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:45,150 But fortunately, I do have one with me. 94 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:48,030 All right, Chris? Do you fancy swapping places? 95 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,620 Cos I really want to swap places. 96 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,310 With all the driving aids turned off, of course, 97 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:02,270 Jenson told me he needed to warm the tyres up... a bit. 98 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,430 - What I really love about this car... - Yeah? 99 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,990 Is the finish here. This Alcantara here, I mean, you just don't 100 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,840 get that, do you, in your family wagon? 101 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,680 And the climate control system here, have a little touch on that. 102 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,320 I tell you what, this radio is new. 103 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:53,110 A new navigation system, and, oh, my God, it works well. 104 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:01,470 Right, here is now smoke IN the car. 105 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,990 You see, I don't get to do this. 106 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:07,030 I've got a serious job, I'm having amazing fun. 107 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:11,230 'To get us back on track, I decided to ask Jenson a sensible question.' 108 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,990 How does it compare to the P1? 109 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:16,230 Because they say it's stolen a lot from the P1. 110 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,110 Can you feel the P1 in it? 111 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,830 Yeah. I have a P1 at home, 112 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,790 and I don't obviously drive on the road quick, but you can feel 113 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:26,150 the stiffness in here, and it's just really on the burn. 114 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,150 The front track is a lot wider, so you've got that turn-in, 115 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,070 which most road cars miss. 116 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,350 Most road cars miss that initial turn-in. 117 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,950 And it feels like a race car. 118 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,590 - And the worst bit is, I've got a 650S. - I know, I know! 119 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,390 - I've got a P1. - I know. - I haven't got one of these! 120 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,830 - And they've all sold out. - Yeah! 121 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,870 That's why this day is very special for me, 122 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,990 because it's the first time I've driven this car 123 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,390 and it'll probably be the last time I drive it, as well. 124 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,430 You can have this one, nobody's going to want it 125 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,870 - after you! - I know, I don't want this one! 126 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,590 Now, this is not easy, be careful here, because you don't want 127 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:00,140 to mess it up, you don't want to go on the GRASS! 128 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:04,760 Well, I've seen it all. 129 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:11,910 The 675LT then really does live up to the Longtail name. 130 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,110 And just like the amazing F1, 131 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,630 where this whole story started, 132 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:20,830 it takes McLaren's trademark obsession with detail, 133 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:25,030 and sprinkles it with just enough madness to become unforgettable. 134 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:29,680 The result? Brilliant, maybe even legendary. 135 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,880 Hey, look who's back. 136 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,430 Hiya! 137 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,470 By the way, Matt, thank you for the grapes 138 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,630 and thank you for looking after me. You're a very nice person. 139 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:58,230 Aw, that's nice, yeah, here. OK. This car, £260,000. 140 00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,590 You love this thing, right? 141 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,590 I love this thing, but more importantly, Jenson Button loves it 142 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,390 and he said, off camera afterwards, 143 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,790 - he said this may be better than the P1. - Wow, really? 144 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,830 - Yeah. - OK, back to you for a second. Don't you own one of these? 145 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:14,070 - Yes. - So doesn't that make you biased? 146 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,070 - No. - Chris... 147 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:19,550 OK, yes, of course, it might do a bit, but I did buy it after 148 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:23,710 we made the film and apparently, within the rules, that's allowed. 149 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,030 OK, but I thought you told me they were all sold out. 150 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:30,070 No, they WERE all sold out, but one bloke paid his deposit, 151 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,870 cancelled his order, and I stepped in. Honestly! 152 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,430 Uh-huh. Does Jenson know that? 153 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,830 Well, he does now. Anyway, that's not the point. 154 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:40,070 So, how fast does this car go round our lap? 155 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:43,430 It's time to hand it over to our tame racing driver! 156 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:51,190 Some say he's had a fly in his helmet since 2007, 157 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,720 but he likes the company, and that he dreams in Portuguese. 158 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,830 All we know is he's called... 159 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,840 The Stig! 160 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:07,270 So, here we go. Launch control off the line, the 675LT 666 horsepower, 161 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,230 the most powerful McLaren ever to lap our track, 162 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:13,110 right into the first corner there, and look how hard Stig's 163 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,830 working the superfast steering to keep the 675 under control. 164 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,830 Stig looking positively carefree this week, 165 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,400 as he heads through Chicago and puts down the power for Hammerhead. 166 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,710 The 675's massive airbrake doing its thing, rear-wheel drive, 167 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:33,030 of course, only 1,300 kilos, after all that weight shaving. 168 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,270 Can Stig tame the mighty McLaren? 169 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,120 Of course he can! 170 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:42,750 Heading into the Follow Through now, Stig clearly in a jaunty mood today. 171 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,430 Up through that McLaren twin-clutch gearbox. 172 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,950 Here comes the tyre wall. 173 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,630 And that looks seriously fast. 174 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:55,630 Second to last, the 675 wriggling around there, underbraking. 175 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,670 Come on, Stiggy, bring it home. 176 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,660 Into the last corner and across the line! 177 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,110 So... 178 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,310 That did look very, very quick. 179 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,910 We have had a McLaren around the track before, the McLaren MP4-12C. 180 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:14,750 A much pilloried car, but did OK. 116.2. 181 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,630 How about this, though? 182 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:20,870 The McLaren 675 LT, with the Stig at the wheel... 183 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:24,110 - 113... - Ooh... 184 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,590 .. point 7 -- it's a brand-new record! 185 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:31,270 Well done! Well done, McLaren! 186 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,860 Bring on the P1! We want the P1! 187 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,350 OK, OK, right on. 188 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:42,070 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, fish and chips. 189 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:46,150 SUV time. It's our first ever group road test on tour, 190 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:49,430 starring the much anticipated Jaguar F-Pace. 191 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,510 - Ooh... - Yeah, but first a warning. 192 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:55,030 The following film does not feature flash photography, 193 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,190 nor does it contain scenes of an adult nature. 194 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,070 However, it does feature large chunks of Top Gear's 195 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,320 weird uncle, Eddie Jordan. 196 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,040 I can't understand a word he says. 197 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,360 South Africa. 198 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:17,230 Home to some of the world's most diverse wildlife, 199 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,310 spectacular scenery 200 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,960 and an environment alien to most modern off-roaders... 201 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,920 .. off road. 202 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:31,310 So we decided to start our test in the SUV's real natural habitat, 203 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,000 the city. 204 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:42,160 So, this is it, Top Gear's first group test on tour, starring... 205 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,510 .. the brand-new Jaguar F-Pace. 206 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,990 Look at that car. 207 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,790 Yeah, it is good-looking. It's huge, but it's good-looking. 208 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:56,350 Yeah, but I've gotta say Jag doing SUVs feels a little awkward to me. 209 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,070 That's what they said when Porsche started SUVs, 210 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,950 in particular, your Porsche Macan. 211 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,190 Let's talk about your car. 212 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,950 This is the GLC. 213 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,750 It's all brand-new, it's a proper car, luxurious, stylish. 214 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,430 Remember, it's from the same guys who build the best 215 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,350 Formula One car on this planet. 216 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:17,110 - Let's talk power. - Let's talk power. - I've got a 3-litre diesel V6. 217 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,590 I have a 3-litre diesel V6. 218 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:23,590 I have a 4-cylinder 2.1-litre diesel. 219 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,550 Wah-wah-wah... 220 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,990 'Whilst Eddie attempted to defend his lack of power, 221 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,380 'Matt received a challenge.' 222 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:37,830 OK, challenge. "Welcome to Durban, one metre above sea level. 223 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:43,150 "You and your cars will climb 2,872 vertical metres 224 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:47,550 "to the highest pub in Africa, where tomorrow night, it's music night. 225 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:51,280 "It is your job to deliver the music, which will arrive now." 226 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,110 And it would be an eclectic line-up, to say the least. 227 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:59,710 Joining chauffeur Eddie, from Scotland and from Texas, 228 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,640 Sharleen Spiteri. 229 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,950 It's herself! Ah-ha-ha! 230 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,590 - Hey! - He's going to hate it when he sees that he walks like that. 231 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,790 'With chauffeur Chris and the Jaguar F-Pace, 232 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,870 'his old pal and blues legend, Seasick Steve.' 233 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,390 The winner, the winner! 234 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,750 - 'And riding with me in the Porsche...' - Whoohoo! 235 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,030 '.. chart-topping British rapper Tinie Tempah.' 236 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,790 All right, let's kick some butt. 237 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:28,350 'Introductions over, and with the music now onboard...' 238 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,630 - Here we go. - '.. it was time to hit the road.' 239 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,190 This is what a winning team looks like. Take a look. 240 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,440 It's beautiful. Let's go. 241 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,270 Oh, this thing drives pretty nice. 242 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,230 That Porsche can definitely move. Can we reel them in? 243 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,020 We'll show them. 244 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:51,840 However, just a few minutes into our journey through urban Durban... 245 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,860 .. another challenge arrived. 246 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,950 "OK, guys, you will now assess the high-speed handling of your cars. 247 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,590 "Ahead you will find an urban circuit, 248 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,630 "around which you will race." 249 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:12,190 Three laps of a street circuit, complete with roundabouts, 250 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,320 pavements and nowhere safe to crash. 251 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,710 With Sharleen, Steve and Tinie on stopwatch duty, 252 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,680 we lined up for a staggered start. 253 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,150 You ready, Chris? 254 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,510 Three, two, one... 255 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,670 go! 256 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,870 Come on. 257 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,670 'Eddie, though, had his own take on the rules. 258 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,870 Three... 259 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,830 That was SO cheating! 260 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,960 Three, two, one, go! 261 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:47,430 OK, Porsche, here we go, darling. 262 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,750 - We'd never cheat. - No! - We would NEVER cheat. 263 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,470 "Three..." He never got to two, man. 264 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,030 Come on now! 265 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,470 First roundabout, first chicane. 266 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:02,110 'The powerful F-Pace might be the largest crossover here, 267 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:05,310 'but because it's made from lightweight aluminium, 268 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:08,100 'it corners like a much smaller car.' 269 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,710 Keep it tight, keep it tight, keep it tight, keep it tight. 270 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,830 Back down the road, Eddie was in full vintage racer mode... 271 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,790 - Oh, oh... - Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! 272 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,150 Oh, yeah! 273 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:26,720 .. braking late and carrying impressive speed through the bends. 274 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,630 God, Eddie's quick through the corners. 275 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,280 But what about his little problem? 276 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,470 His little engine. 277 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,350 On the straights, his Merc simply didn't have enough oomph, 278 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:44,590 and to make matters worse, its nine-speed transmission was 279 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:48,080 spending more time changing gear than your average supermodel. 280 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,070 LeBlanc was closing in. 281 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,150 I see you, Eddie. 282 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,750 My God, Matt's quick. 283 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,790 'Plus, the Porsche is the only car here with a super speedy 284 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,270 'double-clutch transmission, 285 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,990 'so it spends less time shifting gears... 286 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,310 'and more time doing this.' 287 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,230 I can see Jordan and I can see LeBlanc. 288 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,230 We could be on for an overtake here. 289 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,280 Oh, my God, he's right behind him! Come on! 290 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,310 With my Jag holding its own up front, just about, 291 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:34,990 Eddie was doing all he could to shake the Porsche off his tail. 292 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,510 You sneaky, little... Irishman. 293 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,030 - Oh, [BLEEP], here they come. - Oh, God! 294 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,270 Come on, Chris! 295 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,150 - Yes! - Whoo! 296 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,510 Oh, please, don't let it be Matt. No, no... 297 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,300 Matt's in front! 298 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,760 No! No way! 299 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,270 So, with Eddie stone-cold last, 300 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,430 was it me or Matt who'd set the fastest time? 301 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,030 What was my time, what was my time? 302 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,270 Our time, your time -- 2.31. 303 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,630 - 2.31. - 2.31. Right, that's the time to beat. What have we got? 304 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,230 Aw, no, look at this. 305 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,360 2.24, whoa! 306 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,950 Nice! All right, all right, all right. 307 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,790 Well done. 308 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:23,390 Grudgingly, we had to concede Matt's Porsche was quickest on tarmac. 309 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,390 But frankly, who cared, 310 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:29,830 as we were leaving Durban behind and heading for the great outdoors? 311 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,750 And, feeling generous, we let the musos take over the driving, 312 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,430 as well as the stereo. 313 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,280 New single, guys! 314 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,040 Hey, that's not fair. 315 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,240 I'm not putting on a Texas album. 316 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:54,470 As we munched up the miles in convoy, 317 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:58,910 through funky towns and colourful villages, the roads opened up, 318 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,710 as did the horizon. 319 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:04,510 And behind the wheel, Steve was falling for the Jag. 320 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,910 It is a lovely car to drive. 321 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,510 The seats are nice. I like that. 322 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,150 - I feel fancy. - Do you? 323 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,360 Yeah, and I never feel fancy, hardly. 324 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:21,190 As we left civilisation behind, the drive just got better 325 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,510 and better and better. 326 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,030 Nice road! 327 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,990 This is beautiful. 328 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,630 Oh, how beautiful is this? 329 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:38,720 And then, just like that, our off-road adventure began. 330 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,630 Look at it out there. 331 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,350 No, look... No, no! I'll look at the view. 332 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,800 - Wow, look at that view over there. - No, Steve, look at the hairpin bend! 333 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,510 Because they'd lost the road race, we decided Eddie and Sharleen 334 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,790 should sit at the back of the pack, eating our dust. 335 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,390 Hi, guys, we're having a ball, 336 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:16,640 we're just getting pummelled with all your rocks back here. 337 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,550 Oh, Jesus, did you see that? 338 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,390 Sharleen, you and Eddie are going to have to re-paint that Mercedes 339 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,750 when this is over. 340 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,230 'Meanwhile, we were up front with clean air 341 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,820 'and a clear view to play with.' 342 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,470 Nice. 343 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,590 'And Tinie was having fun.' 344 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,230 Whoohoo! 345 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:41,150 - Whoaaa! - Oh, man alive! 346 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,390 Whoo! 347 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:48,670 'Luckily, before Tinie got us too acquainted with the scenery, 348 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,860 'Chris received a text.' 349 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,670 "You will now test the off-road stability 350 00:21:55,720 --> 00:22:00,430 "of your sporting crossovers. Up ahead, you will find a dirt track. 351 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,950 "You must complete the climb within a minimum time of three minutes, 352 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:08,430 "carrying two of South Africa's famous Sundowner cocktails." 353 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:15,070 "The couple with the most drink left in their glasses at the end 354 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,510 "gets first pick of overnight accommodation." 355 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,510 So, good luck, everyone. Right, let's get the cocktails. 356 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,550 - No way. - Come on, we've gotta try and win something. 357 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,110 Wow. 358 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:30,270 - Wowee. - I think there'll be more ON us than in those glasses. 359 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,720 - Cheers. - I'll get the next one, yeah? - Yeah, yeah, come on. 360 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,870 Oh, my God, no wonder they'd covered everything in plastic. 361 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,350 Easy now... 362 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,150 Oh, man! 363 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,310 Oh, God, this is going to be crazy. 364 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,100 I'm already wet! 365 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,180 You got it? 366 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,710 Ooh, nice. 367 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,670 'We had spotted the protective plastic too, 368 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,120 'which gave Sharleen an idea.' 369 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,180 Don't let them see that. 370 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,670 - Oh, [BLEEP], - my balls. - Oi! 371 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,640 My balls are wet. 372 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,670 'So, having won the road race, 373 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,150 'we were the first to tackle the two-mile track.' 374 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,040 .. two, one, go! 375 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,420 Easy, Tinie. 376 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,150 'And it's fair to say, 377 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,800 'we weren't going to break any land speed records.' 378 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,830 That is so slow. 379 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,270 Three-minute minimum, remember. There's a three-minute minimum. 380 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,470 I think you're going to have to go faster than that. 381 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,120 'So, he did.' 382 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,910 I'm in the zone, I'm in the z... Oh! I'm in the zone. 383 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:54,200 'Back at the start, Chris and Steve set off with a thirst for victory.' 384 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,030 - Yeah, good. Good so far. - Ooh, this is the hard part. 385 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,230 Oh! 386 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,510 Now we're doing good. 387 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:07,510 Hit the jackpot there, Steve, gotta tell you. 388 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,560 - If we don't win this, seriously... - Go! 389 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,700 - Take it steady. - I'm OK. 390 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,390 Doing awesome, man. 391 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:24,510 - Oh, Jesus! - Ohhh! 392 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,630 Did I get you? I'm sorry. Those are cashmere pants? 393 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,030 Those are nice pants. 394 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,990 Tell you what, the Jag's all right, isn't it? 395 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,310 Man, you're rocking it. This car's fair smooth. 396 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:37,230 Look at it. I'm relaxed now. 397 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,510 Steve, this is good driving... Waaay! 398 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,760 Oh, there's a little bit. 399 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,030 Brilliant. 400 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,750 'Soon, the finish was in sight.' 401 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,470 And we did it. 402 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,230 And with all of us across the line in time, 403 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,990 as we pulled up for the judging, the pressure was overwhelming. 404 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,760 - Oh! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 405 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,870 'But, hey, we thought, 406 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,240 'whatever happens, at least we'd all given it a fair go.' 407 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,590 Whoa-oh-oh. Whoa! 408 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:13,190 - Hm... - What do you think? - Why is it so pink? I'm suspicious. 409 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,190 - Shaken, not stirred. - They weren't that colour when you picked them up 410 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,430 off the table. What have you got going in there? 411 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,150 What are you suggesting, Matthew? 412 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,590 All right, here, this is ours, on the end. 413 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,670 - Look how much they have. - No! 414 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,190 I'll tell you, she is the most gentle driver 415 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,470 - that God has ever created. - OK, just a small point... 416 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,630 I think there's some cheating going on, hang on... Something's not cool. 417 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,030 Look at those guys' faces... 418 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,950 - Cheaters, all four of them cheated. - They're all dishonest people. 419 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,430 - All four have cheated. - No, we didn't cheat! 420 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,390 - You held those in your hand the whole time? - I held them in my hand... 421 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,470 No, she held that one, she held the big one... 422 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,710 'Clearly, my colleagues were lying, and as they argued the results 423 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:53,230 'amongst themselves, we realised that Eddie's cheating 424 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,910 'had actually paid off.' 425 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,350 It's not a contest. We've won. 426 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,270 We didn't win at the racing, but we won. 427 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,870 No shame in their voices, either. 428 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,870 No shame, no shame. 429 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,910 None. 430 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,710 Matt, we love you for being so honest. 431 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,030 Those guys are two decent human beings. 432 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,020 Yeah, just too nice. 433 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,400 'With a clear conscience, we drove on through the murky gloom.' 434 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,310 'And while the others were full of wonder...' 435 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,910 This is an adventure, man. 436 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,630 '.. with Tinie and I having last choice of accommodation, 437 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,480 'we were about to find out what happens to nice guys.' 438 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,990 Wow, look at this. 439 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,880 'And then, out of the darkness...' 440 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,150 Oh, no, look at our tent. 441 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,110 Look at OUR tent! 442 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,750 - Oh, no! - What the hell is this? 443 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,350 Look at the size of their tent! 444 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,120 Oh, gosh. 445 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:07,600 - It was great. - Part two of our South African adventure coming up. 446 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,990 Matt, do you miss your tiny tent? 447 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,670 I don't. 448 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,150 Do you miss your Tinie Tempah? 449 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,630 I do, I like that guy. 450 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,630 All right, well, let me tell you, please welcome here tonight... 451 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,350 NOT Tinie Tempah. Sorry, he couldn't make it. 452 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:27,190 However, please do welcome our other three co-stars from South Africa, 453 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,190 Sharleen Spiteri, Seasick Steve, Eddie Jordan, 454 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:34,720 and tonight's superstar in the rally cross car, Damian Lewis! 455 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,230 OK, OK. 456 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,830 OK, how are you? Mwah, mwah. 457 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,830 - Hi, Steve. - Evans. - Hi, Eddie, how are you? 458 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,030 - I've just... I've just got to say... - What? 459 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,590 Three against one, is that fair? 460 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,350 Well, you say you're one, Damian, but first of all, 461 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,390 not only are you ace at football, 462 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,110 you're brilliant at golf, 463 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,830 you're an accomplished cricketer, 464 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:05,230 but also, you are Nick Brody from Homeland, everybody! Come on! 465 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,990 The toughest man to come out of the States for ten years. 466 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,550 You're also Henry VIII, come on! 467 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,110 The most ruthless man to come out of England in 1,000 years, 468 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,150 and now you're Bobby Axelrod, here we go. 469 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,630 Look at that dude. 470 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:28,470 Oh, yes, the most lovable rogue since the Wolf of Wall Street. 471 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,670 That's why, you see, that's what's going on there. 472 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,750 Got it, three into one. Got it, got it, got it. 473 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,230 Yeah, you need three normal people to even stand a chance 474 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,070 - of beating you. - Normal? - Steve, tell us a little bit more about 475 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,990 what Damian's up to at the moment. 476 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,750 Damian Lewis is currently starring as Bobby Axelrod 477 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,710 in the Sky Atlantic smash hit Billions. 478 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,590 Check this out. 479 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,920 He's an icon of the wealth of our age and he's a fraud. 480 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,630 When did it become a crime to succeed in this country? 481 00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,160 When he falls, he's going to hit the ground... hard. 482 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,670 A good matador doesn't kill a fresh bull. 483 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,920 He'll wait until he's been stuck a few times. 484 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,070 It's the new big thing, Sky Atlantic 9pm Thursdays, 485 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,590 or binge on the box set. 486 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,630 That's what we do, it's what we did, we just finished it last night. 487 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,350 It's brilliant. Very car-y show, isn't it, by the way? 488 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,710 I get to drive some fantastic cars. 489 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:35,270 They closed down the West Side Highway one day in Manhattan, 490 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,110 as I got into an old Bentley Convertible Continental, 491 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,910 went swerving in and out down the West Side Highway. 492 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,350 - I've got a Dodge Charger. - Yes. 493 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,310 - There it is. Look, this thing... - I'm in love, I'm in love. 494 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,950 This is a beautiful, beautiful car. It's got those lovely, 495 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,630 big bucket seats, a bit like this, 496 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,430 so it's a bit like you're rolling around, like you're in a big sofa, 497 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,310 but it's got some poke in it, which is great. 498 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,750 Eddie, you have a question. 499 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,150 Very important question. 500 00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:02,670 Damian, we all want to know, will you be the first ginger James Bond? 501 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,230 If Chris turns it down... 502 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,870 .. I'd be only too happy. 503 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,910 How far...? Is this one question you get sick of being asked? 504 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,590 - No, I don't get sick of it, I love it. - Do you? 505 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,670 - But it is chat, it is just chat. - But you seem to embrace the question, 506 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,550 as opposed to sort of poo-pooing it. Have you made any overtures 507 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,270 to the producers of Bond? 508 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,230 No-one has called me, Chris. No-one's called me. 509 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,030 OK, have you called them at all? 510 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,390 The name's Bond. 511 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,030 - Sorry, you didn't ask me to practise! - Do it, do it, do it! 512 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,310 Do it, do it, do it! Go on. So Sharleen is the new Bond girl. 513 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,150 Let's make this happen. Go on. 514 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,540 The name's Bond, Ginge Bond. 515 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,220 Nothing wrong with that! Nothing wrong with that at all! 516 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,270 It's you or me. It's you or me. 517 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,350 So, actually, we have three musicians here, 518 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,110 cos, Eddie, you've got a band. And, Shar, you're in the middle 519 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,670 - of making a brand-new album, as well. - Made a new album, yeah. 520 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,230 OK, congratulations. And, Steve, your latest album 521 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,830 is out on the 7th October 522 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:13,230 and you have the biggest live gig of your life at Wembley on the 14th. 523 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,550 Biggest live gig of his life, ladies and gentlemen! 524 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,390 I'm not nervous, I'm not nervous, 525 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,180 I'm not nervous. 526 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,390 What's the name of your new album, Stevie? 527 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,710 The name of the new record is Keeping the Horse Between Me 528 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:31,190 and the Ground. Good philosophy when you're riding one. 529 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,790 That's a great philosophy. All right, let's get on to cars. 530 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,550 OK, so, it's you against Team South Africa, all right? 531 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,830 So, first of all, first car, what are you going for? 532 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,510 First car? I had a Subaru, which I... Actually, I went travelling 533 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:50,550 in South Africa for a bit and that's where I got my first car. 534 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:55,350 I got in a big, old Subaru that took me across the Kruger, 535 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:59,070 into the safari parks, and I went down through the Karoo in it. 536 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,910 Right, but you can't remember which kind of Subaru it was, can you? 537 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,830 I think it was an "Imprayza". 538 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,350 - Impreza? - Er, that too. - Yeah, doesn't matter. 539 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,950 - Well-known off-road car. - Yeah, it was the "Subaru Imprayza". 540 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,190 - Did it look like this? Yay! - Who's the girl selling it? 541 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,030 - Great first hair. - That was Hamlet hair. - Was it? 542 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,150 - Regent's Park Open Air Theatre. - Perfect. 543 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,910 Right, so, first car for Team South Africa, we're going with Steve. 544 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,270 Steve, you've got to beat the Subaru Impreza. 545 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,670 No problem. 546 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,870 First car was a 1949 Ford. 547 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,750 - 1949 Ford? - Yeah. - Now, it didn't have a name, did it? 548 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,350 It was just called a Ford. 549 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:39,110 People called them Shoebox cos they kind of had a slab side, 550 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,950 but this particular car, I was walking out in the woods, 551 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,150 and I saw this car that was abandoned and the windows were open 552 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,270 and it had blackberry vines growing through it, 553 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,630 and I just fell in love with this car. 554 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,790 I looked at the registration, had the address, 555 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,910 went over to the guy's house, and I go, 556 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,230 "Um, I found your car out in the woods," and he goes, 557 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,910 "You want it?" And I go, "Yeah," and he gave me the keys. 558 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,070 So, you know, I go, "Yeah, really, you're giving me the car?" 559 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,670 And he goes, "Yeah, it don't work." 560 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,990 So I got a battery and I filled up a wine bottle full of gas, 561 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:13,550 and I dumped some gas in the carburettor, 562 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,550 stuck the battery in, and it started right up. 563 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,550 And that was up in Washington State, and I drove it down to California. 564 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,870 - Wow! - Along the coast. 565 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,710 And all Steve's stories are that good, by the way, about anything. 566 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,990 "Steve, I heard you went to the shop the other day." 567 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,790 "Well let me tell you about that..." 568 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,310 So, a 1949 Ford Shoebox, there you go, OK. 569 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,550 That car did not look that good. 570 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:38,310 What about you? Shall we try and take you back in time now? 571 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,310 Yay! 572 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,430 - Is that really me? - Yeah. - I look even old there. 573 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,510 All right, well it is best first car, 574 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,070 so let's see them both together, back-to-back. 575 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,990 We've got Steve's Ford '49 Shoebox 576 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,870 and we've got Damian's Impreza. 577 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,990 Let's hear it for Steve's Ford '49 Shoebox. 578 00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,230 With a great story! 579 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,390 Or Damian's Subaru Impreza? 580 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,870 Steve takes the first round! 581 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,510 - 1-nil to Team South Africa. OK... - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 582 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,470 OK, best car ever, Damian? 583 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,790 I would have to go for my Mini Convertible, which I love. 584 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,630 - All right. - Which I love. - A Mini Convertible, best car ever. 585 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:23,150 - I drove a TVR, which I loved. - Yeah. - But, you know, 586 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,070 went away for two weeks, then you had to spend two weeks 587 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,630 getting it running again, 588 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:31,470 so that was always a problem, but this, I stick my kids in there, 589 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,870 we stick a bit of Madness on, we sing along, 590 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,430 the dog goes in the back. 591 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,230 Got a puppy, we have to attach the lead to the handbrake here, 592 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,590 - in case he tries to jump out the back. - So when he does? 593 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,710 - Well, if she does, the handbrake's going on, isn't it? - OK, how's that? 594 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,710 Well, if we're doing a corner at the time, it'll create quite 595 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,670 an exciting corner, but if we're in heavy traffic on the M4, 596 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,110 it's going to be less helpful, you know. 597 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:56,030 OK, so, Team South Africa, best car ever. 598 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,270 Eddie Jordan's taken this one. 599 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:04,070 Beyond any doubt that wonderful green car, the Jordan 191, 600 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,430 beyond any doubt, that is the winner! 601 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,220 Let's have a look, let's have a look. 602 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,830 Right, we... This is a bit unfair, isn't it, best car ever? 603 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,230 But he did own it, I suppose. Now, this was really special. Why? 604 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,270 Well, a couple of reasons. You can probably see somebody's helmet 605 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,070 sticking out of the cockpit there. 606 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,510 It is none other than the great Michael Schumacher, 607 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,110 his first ever Grand Prix! 608 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,470 OK, so... 609 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,310 Well, this could be close. 610 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,350 So best car ever, right? 611 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:41,550 Damian's Mini Convertible or Michael Schumacher's debut Formula One car? 612 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,870 Let's hear it for the Mini. 613 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,510 - Yay! - Well done. 614 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,230 Let's hear it for Michael Schumacher's debut Formula One 615 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,830 Jordan 191... 616 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,680 Oh! Oh! With bonus... With bonus hair! 617 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,670 OK, well, it would have been 2-nil, but I've got to disqualify you 618 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:05,390 just for that hair, sorry. 619 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,830 So, actually, I'm going to give you the point by default. 620 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,990 Ooh, it's 1-all. It couldn't be more exciting. 621 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,030 Let's go to the decider. So, it's you up against Team South Africa. 622 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,910 Sharleen is in charge of the lap, aren't you? 623 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:20,030 - OK... - Would you like to see Sharleen's lap first? 624 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,030 Yeah! 625 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,320 OK, let's take a look. 626 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,590 There she is, off the line. 627 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,390 Come on! 628 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,350 Speed up, car. 629 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,940 Sharleen Spiteri, into turn one. 630 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:39,830 Easy left-hander and off-road from here, 631 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:45,230 little squiggle and a wiggle to the right, and on to the dirt, she goes. 632 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,750 Having a good time, water splash, here we go. 633 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,150 Good water, Sharleen. 634 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,550 OK, tight right-hander, oversteer, no ABS, of course. 635 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,670 Into Hammerhead. 636 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,390 By the way, a very competitive Glaswegian 637 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,110 you have on your hands here, Damian. 638 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,670 Nice and tidy. 639 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,110 Back off-road. 640 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,430 Go, go, go, go, go. 641 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,190 Heading towards the big hairpin. 642 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,630 And, once again, oversteer, and... 643 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,350 [BLEEP]. 644 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,750 - Oh, air, good air! - Air! - Amazing air. - Come on! 645 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,990 You were in the air, Shar. 646 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,710 Eugh, I feel really sick. 647 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,990 Cleaning the tyres. 648 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,670 Cleaning the tyres, up to the tyres, no lifting off there. 649 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:37,510 - See, I was trying. - Very impressive, Sharleen. 650 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,070 Next to the last corner and... 651 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,870 up to Gambon. Looking good. 652 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,630 - Ooh! - Cutting the corner, and... across the line! 653 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,510 - Yeah! - You hit that corner perfect, Shar. 654 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,110 - Did I? - That's where I'd go off the grass. 655 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,870 How was that for you? 656 00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:01,270 Do you know what, I was just hoping I'd get round the track in one piece 657 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,270 today, when I came, cos they told me that the tyres were... 658 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,430 It was going to be quite slippy, but I had so much fun. 659 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,670 - Did you? - Honestly, when it started pulling around, 660 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,670 I was like, "Oh, this is great fun." I loved it, I really loved it. 661 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:16,470 All right, so nice weather for a record lap time, Damian. 662 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,390 Perfect conditions. 663 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,670 I wonder where this is going. 664 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,950 You have driven the Top Gear lap before, 665 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,910 but it was the worst conditions of all time, and therefore the slowest 666 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,350 lap time of all time, but everybody here says you still drove 667 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,870 it brilliantly. Would you like to see a bit of that? 668 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,640 OK, take a look at this. 669 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,670 - Ooh! - Watch this, watch this. 670 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:40,670 And, and, and... 671 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,710 Ooh! 672 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,240 Sideways across the line, whoa! 673 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,070 So today should have been a breeze by comparison, really. 674 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,750 And also, your best car of all time is a Mini. 675 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,310 - Yes. - OK, so previous, here... 676 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,950 I've been practising on the school run, Chris, yes. 677 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,310 Would you like to see Damian's lap? 678 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:03,790 Yeah! 679 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,000 OK, here we go! 680 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,110 Off the line! Good start there. 681 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,550 And we are off. 682 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,910 We are off and we are about to be off-road. 683 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,990 To be honest, he's already flying. He's already flying. 684 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,390 Look at that. Lovely. 685 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,870 All right, onto the dirt. 686 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,990 My heart's beating fast. 687 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,110 And water splash. 688 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,700 Yes, thank you very much, indeed. 689 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,630 Lost a second there, I reckon. 690 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,030 Into Hammerhead, keeping it tight, once again. 691 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,710 Oh, you can see he's at home in a Mini, the boy, isn't he? 692 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,830 - Yeah, you see, there you go. - Almost on three wheels there. 693 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,880 I kept trying to take the roof down though. 694 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,990 It's not roofless, but you are being ruthless. 695 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,750 Hairpin handbrake, yes. Handbrake? 696 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,790 I did, and I gave it up. 697 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,390 Air, good air! 698 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,150 Who doesn't want a go at this? 699 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,670 OK, up to the tyre wall, straight through there, nice. 700 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,950 Come across, get on the brakes. 701 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,030 OK, you can overcook it here so easily, 702 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,750 - which really messes you up for - Gambon. Oh, look at that. 703 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,390 - No, in control, very good, slow in, fast out. - Totally rocking. 704 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,470 And again... Oh, this is all good. 705 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:20,020 He's at one with his Mini, and he's over the line! 706 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:26,870 How was it for you, Damian? 707 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,950 - It was so much fun. - Was it? 708 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,030 I jumped in the car with the Stig though, in the McLaren, 709 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,470 - early on in the day, when I first got here. - Right. 710 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,030 And I had to change my underwear afterwards. 711 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,950 It was the most terrifying thing. 712 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,630 I couldn't get out of the car. 713 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,430 I crawled out the car. 714 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,390 Right, now we've got times up here already, 715 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,990 Jesse from last week, and Gordon. 716 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,350 First of all, Sharleen, let's do ladies again first. 717 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:53,150 Sharleen Spiteri, you have Jesse Eisenberg at 2:10.9, 718 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,910 you have Gordon Ramsay, 719 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:59,750 currently leader with all those two names on the board, 1:56.3. 720 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,190 Sharleen, how do you think you did? 721 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,750 Do you know what, in all honesty, I have no... 722 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,990 I think I'm over 2:00. 723 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,270 So you want to be beating Jesse though, don't you? 724 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,830 I would like to beat Jesse. I'm not anywhere near Gordon, but I'd like to beat Jesse. 725 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,350 Sharleen, you're right, you were over two minutes. 726 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,590 Sharleen Spiteri, 2 minutes... 727 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,870 1.4, so well done! 728 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:23,120 - Oh! Yeah! - You did it, you did it, you did it! 729 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,430 - Well done. - Happy with that? - Yeah, I'm happy with that. 730 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,630 OK. Right, Damian, there's only one thing you really want to do here, 731 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,550 isn't there? 732 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,710 I want to cook up something rather lovely. 733 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,830 OK, you did say to me when you first arrived, 734 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,070 you said, "How competitive was Ramsay last week?" 735 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,950 - And I think we both know the answer to that, don't we? - Yeah, yeah. 736 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,670 He was pretty competitive, as always. 737 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,510 So 1:56.3 to beat. 738 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,960 You did it in 1... 739 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,270 50... Ooh! 740 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,040 3.9! 741 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,190 Congratulations. Well done, my friend. 742 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:07,990 - Whoa! - Rock and roll, come on! 743 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,240 New leader, Damian Lewis! 744 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,590 All right! 745 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,430 Now, let's find out what happened in part two 746 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,880 of Top Gear Does South Africa. 747 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,590 - Tinie, your skin is so soft. - Move over, man. 748 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,030 Guys, challenge! Wake up. 749 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:48,510 - Yay... - "You will now test your vehicle's stealth capabilities 750 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,900 "with a wildlife challenge." 751 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,150 'Using our cars' reversing cameras 752 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:58,710 'and our most delicate driving skills, we'd have just two hours 753 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:03,390 'to film the most impressive beasts of the South African bush. 754 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,110 'But first we'd have to find them.' 755 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,070 Let's go. Whoo! 756 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,910 - You know what, this feels quite deep. - Oh, my God. 757 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,190 No, wait, don't go any further, don't go any further! 758 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,200 Woohoo! We're clear! 759 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,990 'In the Jaguar, we decided to go big.' 760 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,110 So, Steve, we've got to find a rhino. 761 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,430 I thought rhinos found you. 762 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,350 Right on, Jaguar. 763 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,400 This car's doing all right here, isn't it? 764 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,990 I, actually, honestly, when I said that, I meant it, 765 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,150 it felt nicer on the dirt than it did on the highway. 766 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,110 It seems to settle into its groove. 767 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,030 Yeah, it seems at home here, doesn't it? 768 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:50,060 If we see a rhino, I'm going to [BLEEP] myself. 769 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,640 Meanwhile, Eddie had spotted something. 770 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,870 Look. 771 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,910 - These are... - Eddie, you've gone a bit Crocodile Dundee on me here. 772 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,230 No, look at the hoof! 773 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:10,230 He's going in that direction. Come on, let's go! 774 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,550 How are we going to know what direction he's going in? 775 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,550 Because you can see his hoof! 776 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,870 Do you really know what direction he's going in? 777 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:20,150 Well, he's not going to walk backwards, is he? 778 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:24,350 And then, incredibly, Eddie was proven right. 779 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,670 Oh, wow! 780 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,950 Oh, my God, look, wildebeest. 781 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,750 That's too good to miss, we've got to go and have a crack at that. 782 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,990 - Up here? - Yeah, straight up. 783 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,910 - You're my periscope. - I am! 784 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,070 Oh... 785 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,310 Don't go in there... 786 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,270 Where is he? Where is he?! 787 00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:46,830 He's gone. 788 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,030 'In the Porsche, though, Matt and Tinie were 789 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:52,630 'pointed in the right direction, which happened to be backwards.' 790 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:56,230 OK, keep your eyes out for animals, buddy. 791 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,510 'And before long, they found some.' 792 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,830 There they are. 793 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:06,350 We don't want to scare them away. We have to be really stealth. 794 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:10,310 - You checking out this pro reversing I'm doing? - You legend. 795 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,670 Get your notepad out, mate. 796 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:15,230 You know, these are my favourite animals in the world, Matt? 797 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,830 Are they really? 798 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,320 Right, I've got my director hat on, I'm looking through the camera now. 799 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,270 Look, look, look, we got them. 800 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,390 That is awesome. Sick. 801 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,870 Oh, here comes some more! They're walking right... Camera hogs. 802 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:34,670 - Look out your window, Look, look, look. - Oh, yeah! 803 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:37,470 With the babies. 804 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:41,270 - Ooh! - Look, look, look, look, look. - Ooh! 805 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,150 - Look at them all running through. - Sick. 806 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,990 Whoo! 807 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:50,190 'Back on our rhino hunt, the rhinos were nowhere to be seen.' 808 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:51,990 We haven't got anything on our camera. 809 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,390 Does that mean we lose, if we don't get something, 810 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,190 with all that amazing driving you did? 811 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:59,830 [BLEEP]. Oh, man. 812 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:02,920 - We missed the impala. - We can't even catch an impala. 813 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,150 'And worse still for Steve and I, 814 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,590 'Eddie's bush-tracking skills were about to pay off again.' 815 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,560 Oh, my God! Giraffes. 816 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:19,360 What are the chances that we can get up here a bit? 817 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,990 No, don't move. No, no, no, no, no, no... 818 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,840 Oh, my God, this is almost impossible. 819 00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,910 Keep going, keep going, keep going. Keep it as quiet as you can. 820 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,230 There he is, look. Beautiful. 821 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,110 'And then we discovered he wasn't alone.' 822 00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,030 How elegant, look. 823 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,520 Oh, my goodness. 824 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,340 'Time was up on our stealth driving challenge.' 825 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,870 - Do you think we got enough stuff? - I think we did good. 826 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,270 We did really good. We've got loads of zebras. 827 00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,990 Zebra? What's a zebra? 828 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,870 Well, we call it zebra, you guys call it "zeebra". 829 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,630 Zed. Zed, right? 830 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,190 - "Zeebra". - X, Y, zed. - Zee. 831 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:09,270 Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, zed. 832 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,750 - Zee. - Zed. - Zee. 833 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,030 It's not Jay "zed", it's Jay "zee". 834 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:19,720 Ah, OK, you got me, you got me! I can't say no to that. 835 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,950 'The results were in. 836 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,470 'So, which SUV had stealthed its way to success?' 837 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,510 OK, OK, OK, challenge results. 838 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,900 Here it is. "The winner is... 839 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,320 "Eddie and Sharleen." 840 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,550 - The underdogs! - Yes! 841 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,830 These guys, why do they keep winning? 842 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,870 Did you cheat on this one, as well, guys? 843 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,830 No, how do you cheat at that? 844 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,710 Were any of them stuffed animals? 845 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,950 We were looking for a rhino! 846 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,790 Oh, my God, you two are so jealous. 847 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,350 So, giraffe beats zebra. Really? Who knew? 848 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:03,440 At least one thing was certain. We had somewhere we needed to be. 849 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,950 Our passengers were due to headline a music night, 850 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,340 at the highest pub in Africa. 851 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,750 And to get them the rest of the way, 852 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,710 our SUVs would really have to perform. 853 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,070 Come across! 854 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,660 Oh, no, no. 855 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,710 Ooh... 856 00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,470 Way! 857 00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,990 - Yeah! - What a show-off. - Legend! 858 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,950 - He's crooked. - Look at that, look at that, all-time air. 859 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,870 Whoo! Good, good. 860 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,030 Oh, oh, ooh. 861 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,230 Ooh! 862 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,870 Oi! Almost ran over his man. 863 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,600 - We nearly lost you. - Oh, God. 864 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:52,630 As we ploughed on, it was like our cars... 865 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,710 came alive. 866 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,590 Whoohoo! 867 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,910 They were in their element, 868 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:04,120 eating up whatever terrain Africa threw at them. 869 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:09,390 But the Mercedes developed another problem, 870 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,830 and this time it was sat in the driver's seat. 871 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,700 Oh! [BLEEP]. 872 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,680 Ooh! 873 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:24,870 Yeah, you just ripped the skirt off the back of your car, it's hanging. 874 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,670 Hold up, Eddie, hold up. 875 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:29,270 'And it turned out there was another reason why the Merc 876 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,310 'had taken a battering.' 877 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,230 Eddie, did you have it in off-road mode? 878 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:40,830 - I don't think so. - You don't have it in off-road mode? 879 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,510 Uh, I don't know. No. 880 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,070 Eddie -- mountains, river, rocks, Africa. 881 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,910 You know, there's a button in there, 882 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,870 when you push the button, it raises the car up 883 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,470 so you can get over the rocks and stuff, so when you get maybe 884 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:57,560 off the pavement, hit that button and you won't destroy the car. 885 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,270 Can you remember to push the button? 886 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,190 'Sadly, though, he didn't.' 887 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:10,230 It's pretty rugged here. 888 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,820 Mind you, can we raise the ride? 889 00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:14,870 Aah! 890 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,160 - Oh, God! - Eddie... 891 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,110 'The Mercedes and Sharleen were looking unlikely to make it 892 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:26,400 'to the pub in one piece. Something had to be done.' 893 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,630 How's it going, guys? 894 00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,870 Eh, we bust this tank and it's leaking. 895 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,870 Right, so listen, we've, um... 896 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,950 We don't think you should drive the car any more. 897 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,390 We think you should hand the keys over to Sharleen for the remainder of the trip. 898 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,030 - That's not a bad idea, actually. - Is he joking? 899 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,880 - It's true, I'm not kidding. - Are you being serious? 900 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,760 Sharleen? 901 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,350 I'm not Sharleen. 902 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,870 You're not driving it, are you? 903 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,190 'With the Merc's issues dealt with once and for all, 904 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:08,120 'we closed in on our final destination.' 905 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:12,400 Wow, look at that. There it is, the Sani Pass. 906 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,440 Our pub is straight ahead. 907 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,190 Well, not quite straight. 908 00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:24,910 Before us lay the most treacherous of dirt roads, 909 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:28,470 climbing high into the Drakensberg Mountains. 910 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,750 No run-off, no barriers, 911 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,470 no margin for error. No, seriously. 912 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,620 And as we steeled ourselves for the climb... 913 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:43,390 - Oh! - Hold on, guys. Message. 914 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,110 Yeah, have we all got the same message? 915 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,950 "Congratulations, you've nearly made it to Africa's highest pub, 916 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,270 "a hell of a commute." 917 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:55,190 "However, there is only one vacancy to perform on stage tonight." 918 00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:58,750 "There are two other vacancies working the bar 919 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,430 "and washing dishes in the kitchen..." What? 920 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,270 - Oh, man, that sucks. - "To decide who gets the gig, 921 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,430 "you and your artist will race up the Sani Pass. 922 00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,640 "The winner will be the fastest and/or whoever survives." 923 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,480 Is it that nutty? 924 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,030 Yes, it was. 925 00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:22,230 We would each have to attack a terrifying, unsighted rally stage, 926 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,070 the ultimate test for our SUVs. 927 00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,270 We would be trusting them with our lives. 928 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:31,230 I'm going to focus on the road, you tell me when the lady says go. 929 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,030 I got your back. 930 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:38,150 'And in true rally style, we would start at 30-second intervals.' 931 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,440 Go! 932 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,070 Breathe, breathing. 933 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,670 Watch her fingers. 934 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:53,960 Go! 935 00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,710 Just a touch on the brakes, just a touch. 936 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,990 Go, go, go! 937 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,510 I love it. 938 00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:06,750 Here we go, ready? 939 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,080 Easy now. 940 00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:13,520 Way! 941 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:20,160 As the pass climbed higher, the drops became ever steeper. 942 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,870 But with the other cars on my tail, I couldn't slow down. 943 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:28,830 Straight, straight, straight, don't... Watch the bump here! 944 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,190 Now take it steady. 945 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:34,280 But then the Sani Pass threw up a surprise. 946 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,350 A border! 947 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:45,870 'Turns out Africa's highest pub isn't actually in South Africa. 948 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,350 'It's in Lesotho.' 949 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,750 Can I see your passport, please? 950 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,710 Sure. We've gotta get through this as quick as we can. 951 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:55,360 Oh, no, we didn't have our passports ready! Oh. 952 00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,220 We're in a different country now. 953 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,440 Whoa, whoa! 954 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,660 What the hell happened then? 955 00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:13,950 What on earth is this? Keep going! 956 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,520 Flash them. Flash, flash, flash. Oh, my God, what's he want? 957 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:23,310 - Can I see your passport, please? - Oh, come on, we're in a race, man. 958 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,800 Let's go! 959 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,040 Go. Go! 960 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,420 Mind! Jesus! 961 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,320 Son of the holy [BLEEP]! 962 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:45,150 With Matt and Tinie smoothly through the border... 963 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:46,750 Thank you. 964 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,900 .. we were all approaching the last stretch. 965 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:56,270 It was as stunning as it was dangerous. 966 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,000 Whoa, whoa... 967 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,520 Don't even look down there! 968 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,360 Whoa, you can't even see anything! 969 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,750 'And then the Sani Pass revealed its final test.' 970 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,670 Oh, my goodness. 971 00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:19,630 'A perilous set of snaking switchbacks 972 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,020 'to the top of the mountain.' 973 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,040 I don't want to look! 974 00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:32,800 - Aah! - Oh, [BLEEP]! - We're over the cliff! 975 00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:37,750 - Can you see Sharleen anywhere? - No! 976 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,870 Come on, we've got Chris just above, you can see him. 977 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,000 Chris is miles away, but I can see Eddie and Sharleen. 978 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:48,110 Just watch Matt doesn't come up, cos he is so fast. 979 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,470 Come on, baby. 980 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,520 Easy now, easy, easy. 981 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,560 What a road, and what a trip. 982 00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:04,590 2,874 metres above Africa, and we were all thinking the same thing. 983 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,710 Almost there, brother. 984 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,120 Come on! 985 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,070 I can smell the pub. 986 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,430 We're nearly there, come on, finish line now, finish line, come on! 987 00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:16,510 Come on! 988 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,070 Yahoo! 989 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:21,190 Whoohoo! 990 00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:23,190 Ahhh! 991 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:25,640 - Faster! - We finished it! 992 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,840 Oh, come on, come on! 993 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,160 - Whoo-whoo! - Yeah! 994 00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:41,750 As the sun was setting on our African adventure, 995 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,800 the results of the final challenge were in. 996 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:51,110 So, it was time for the losers to get to work, 997 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,990 and for the winners to take to the stage. 998 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:56,630 ♪ Said I was a man 999 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,670 ♪ All I ever needed was a plan 1000 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:00,630 ♪ Tell JK that I'm still rolling 1001 00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,030 ♪ Yeah, tell Russell I'm a brand... ♪ 1002 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:07,030 - You want some ice? - This one? OK. - We haven't got any ice, sorry. 1003 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:08,670 Red wine coming up. 1004 00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:12,030 Gordon's, Gordon's, where's Gordon's? This? 1005 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,870 ♪ All the girls like 1006 00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:15,790 ♪ All the girls like 1007 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,790 ♪ All the girls like 1008 00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,670 ♪ OK... ♪ 1009 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,270 Come to Africa, wash our dishes. 1010 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,230 We're going to miss all the fun. 1011 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:28,110 - We shouldn't be here, Sharleen. - I'm not a bloody racing driver! 1012 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,470 Well, neither am I! 1013 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,670 But you were! 1014 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,630 My God. You're trying to blame me. 1015 00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,390 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! 1016 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:49,510 That was so much fun, that was a trip none of us will ever forget, 1017 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,910 thanks to these three cars, which are tough as nails. 1018 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,030 Which is absolutely true and correct. 1019 00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,470 However, when it comes to the road test, not the race, 1020 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,990 which is why we were there, our car, mine and Steve's car, 1021 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:02,390 the Jaguar F-Pace, was the only one that finished with nothing broken... 1022 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,310 - True, true. - .. nothing hanging off and nothing leaking. 1023 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:06,990 - Good car. - Great car. 1024 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,710 Which can only mean one thing. 1025 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,670 What? 1026 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,830 You were driving like Miss Daisy! 1027 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:15,710 And on that bombshell... 1028 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,830 Oh, no, no, no... 1029 00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,390 We don't do that any more. Did he not get the memo? 1030 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,430 I sent the memo. Anyway, on next week's show, 1031 00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,070 the debut of our two rookies Chris Harris and Rory Reid, 1032 00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,550 and Ken Block and Kevin Hart and Anthony Joshua. 1033 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:32,150 Yeah, and the Tesla Model X, the new Audi R8, and the Ferrari F12tdf. 1034 00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:35,110 - Right, goodnight, everybody, thanks for watching! - Goodnight!