1 00:00:07,039 --> 00:00:08,271 [shouting] 2 00:00:08,307 --> 00:00:09,873 [Marty] Previously on House of Lies... 3 00:00:09,908 --> 00:00:11,141 I know you got a day job, 4 00:00:11,176 --> 00:00:12,475 but I'd like for you to advise the campaign. 5 00:00:12,511 --> 00:00:14,244 I represent the Kohl brothers. 6 00:00:14,279 --> 00:00:15,245 [whispers] Cha-ching. 7 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,446 [Jeannie] We could be there 8 00:00:16,481 --> 00:00:18,615 - for Phoebe in a very real way. - Fuck yeah. 9 00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:19,816 [Jeannie] Assuming your ex-wife 10 00:00:19,851 --> 00:00:21,518 - doesn't win the offer first. - Correct. 11 00:00:21,553 --> 00:00:23,620 We're gonna blow her right out of the water. 12 00:00:23,655 --> 00:00:24,955 We screw people over all the time, 13 00:00:24,990 --> 00:00:26,356 but if we're just gonna hand the whole thing 14 00:00:26,391 --> 00:00:27,757 over to Skip Galweather, 15 00:00:27,793 --> 00:00:28,858 what's the point? 16 00:00:28,894 --> 00:00:31,161 The point is money, Jeannie. 17 00:00:31,196 --> 00:00:32,596 Skip just called, 18 00:00:32,631 --> 00:00:34,664 and the Kohl brothers are going with Monica. 19 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,032 Until they sign on that dotted line, 20 00:00:36,068 --> 00:00:37,200 we can still win this thing. 21 00:00:37,235 --> 00:00:39,469 You still have a connection in Cuba, right? 22 00:00:39,504 --> 00:00:40,837 I don't know if Cuba's ready for the Kohl brothers. 23 00:00:40,872 --> 00:00:42,339 Let's make 'em ready. 24 00:00:42,374 --> 00:00:44,341 [jazz music playing] 25 00:00:44,376 --> 00:00:45,942 ♪ ♪ 26 00:00:47,946 --> 00:00:49,946 [distorted pulsing] 27 00:00:58,627 --> 00:01:03,627 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 28 00:01:03,662 --> 00:01:05,161 [elevator bell dings] 29 00:01:05,197 --> 00:01:07,163 [♪ upbeat music ♪] 30 00:01:07,199 --> 00:01:09,199 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:25,384 --> 00:01:27,017 You're creeping me out. What's up? 32 00:01:27,052 --> 00:01:28,652 Seth Buckley is leading the polls, 33 00:01:28,687 --> 00:01:30,353 and by extension... 34 00:01:30,389 --> 00:01:31,254 Your penis? 35 00:01:31,289 --> 00:01:32,422 - My penis. - What a shock. 36 00:01:32,457 --> 00:01:33,823 Slapping around that boy band 37 00:01:33,859 --> 00:01:36,326 has turned Seth into a social media sensation. 38 00:01:36,361 --> 00:01:37,427 [chuckles] 39 00:01:37,462 --> 00:01:38,895 Can I give you a little word of advice, Clyde? 40 00:01:38,930 --> 00:01:41,064 I really came in here to gloat. I don't care about your advice. 41 00:01:41,099 --> 00:01:43,099 - Proceed with caution, my friend. - Okay. 42 00:01:43,135 --> 00:01:44,934 Social media can be a fickle mistress. 43 00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:46,536 - Mm-hmm. - One minute, you're being called 44 00:01:46,571 --> 00:01:48,171 the King of the TED Talk, 45 00:01:48,206 --> 00:01:50,974 and the next, VagBreath69 46 00:01:51,009 --> 00:01:51,875 is telling you to 47 00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:53,276 "choke on a druid's cock." 48 00:01:53,311 --> 00:01:56,046 This is the exact type of break we needed. 49 00:01:56,081 --> 00:01:57,947 See, people are taking a closer look at him. 50 00:01:57,983 --> 00:02:00,483 Seth Buckley is going to be the new mayor. 51 00:02:00,519 --> 00:02:03,086 And VagBreath69 is going to be his chief 52 00:02:03,121 --> 00:02:04,487 economic advisor. 53 00:02:04,523 --> 00:02:06,256 Fucking knew it was you. Marty! 54 00:02:06,291 --> 00:02:07,891 Clyde's been saying mean things about me on social media again. 55 00:02:07,926 --> 00:02:08,858 I have. 56 00:02:08,894 --> 00:02:09,759 Aw. 57 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:11,661 Isn't this nice? 58 00:02:11,697 --> 00:02:13,997 Couple of co-workers just easing into their morning. 59 00:02:14,032 --> 00:02:15,098 Yeah. 60 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:16,433 Maybe reading an online article or two. 61 00:02:16,468 --> 00:02:17,934 Sippin' a nice cup of joe. 62 00:02:17,969 --> 00:02:19,569 You know what? I've actually recently switched to tea, 63 00:02:19,604 --> 00:02:21,571 and I got to say, digestively speaking... 64 00:02:21,606 --> 00:02:23,073 Pretty certain we're about to get yelled at, Douglas. 65 00:02:23,108 --> 00:02:24,140 [Marty] What the fuck is wrong with you guys? 66 00:02:24,176 --> 00:02:25,141 Should I move away from you? 67 00:02:25,177 --> 00:02:26,309 - If you cherish your life. - Yeah. 68 00:02:26,344 --> 00:02:27,577 - Of course. I apologize. - Why haven't I gotten 69 00:02:27,612 --> 00:02:29,446 the PowerPoint on the fucking Cuba pitch? 70 00:02:29,481 --> 00:02:31,614 - I e-mailed it to you yesterday. - Well, I haven't gotten it. 71 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:32,949 'Cause the Internet in this building is fucked. 72 00:02:32,984 --> 00:02:35,151 - Doug... - I-I'm on it, Marty. 73 00:02:35,187 --> 00:02:36,286 I've e-mailed I. T. a bunch of times, 74 00:02:36,321 --> 00:02:37,420 I haven't heard anything... 75 00:02:37,456 --> 00:02:38,621 E-mailed. [chuckles] 76 00:02:38,657 --> 00:02:40,790 Where's my head? I'll call them. 77 00:02:40,826 --> 00:02:42,358 In the meantime, I guess, I'll just go sit in my office 78 00:02:42,394 --> 00:02:43,860 in front of the computer and wait for the thing. 79 00:02:43,895 --> 00:02:44,994 All right. We'll be in touch. 80 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:45,929 Wow, you don't see it coming again? 81 00:02:45,964 --> 00:02:46,963 [Marty] Or you dickheads 82 00:02:46,998 --> 00:02:48,098 could pitch it to me 83 00:02:48,133 --> 00:02:49,432 right the fuck now! 84 00:02:49,468 --> 00:02:50,433 Cuba strategy for the Kohl brothers. 85 00:02:50,469 --> 00:02:51,434 Let me hear it. 86 00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:52,435 With the trade ban lifted, 87 00:02:52,471 --> 00:02:53,737 demand for hotel inventory 88 00:02:53,772 --> 00:02:55,238 is about to shoot through the motherfucking roof. 89 00:02:55,273 --> 00:02:58,508 That's 1.5 million American visitors per year, 90 00:02:58,543 --> 00:02:59,776 trying to fit into 60, 000 hotel rooms. 91 00:02:59,811 --> 00:03:02,445 Yeah, resort development is the tip of the spear. 92 00:03:02,481 --> 00:03:05,381 Okay? If they can establish a foothold in Cuba, 93 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:07,350 the Kohl brothers can extend their tentacles 94 00:03:07,385 --> 00:03:08,518 into many arenas, such as... 95 00:03:08,553 --> 00:03:09,519 Agriculture, 96 00:03:09,554 --> 00:03:10,653 energy, polymers and paper. 97 00:03:10,689 --> 00:03:11,988 [Clyde] A vast, 98 00:03:12,023 --> 00:03:13,890 untamed frontier, just off the coast of Florida. 99 00:03:13,925 --> 00:03:15,492 Kohl brothers are gonna eat this shit up. 100 00:03:15,527 --> 00:03:17,026 Now, the tricky part is gonna be 101 00:03:17,062 --> 00:03:18,795 navigating Cuban bureaucracy, but Ron Zobel's 102 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:20,497 - got that covered, right? - He better. 103 00:03:20,532 --> 00:03:21,598 [ringtone playing] 104 00:03:21,633 --> 00:03:23,533 Hey. 105 00:03:23,568 --> 00:03:25,201 So guess who called in sick again? 106 00:03:25,237 --> 00:03:26,536 Fucking nanny. 107 00:03:26,571 --> 00:03:27,670 Did she do the whole, like, 108 00:03:27,706 --> 00:03:29,005 voice with the cough, like... 109 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,173 [coughs] 110 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:31,708 "Oh, I don't want to get Phoebe sick." 111 00:03:31,743 --> 00:03:33,209 No, she went with stomach flu. 112 00:03:33,245 --> 00:03:35,645 I think she knows we're hip to the fake cold. 113 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,380 Is that Jeannie? Hello, Jeannie. 114 00:03:37,415 --> 00:03:38,882 [Marty] Yeah, Ron Zobel says hi. 115 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:39,883 Yeah, I heard. 116 00:03:39,918 --> 00:03:41,050 So I checked around 117 00:03:41,086 --> 00:03:43,153 and I got no hits on a replacement sitter. 118 00:03:43,188 --> 00:03:45,522 I think I'm just gonna take a mommy-daughter day. 119 00:03:45,557 --> 00:03:46,589 Yeah, that sounds good. 120 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:48,358 Uh, give Phoebe a kiss for me, okay? 121 00:03:48,393 --> 00:03:50,326 You do the same with Ron Zobel. 122 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:53,797 Ron. Just the man I was looking for. 123 00:03:53,832 --> 00:03:55,732 Oh, you want me to double my output of PSLs? 124 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:56,466 PSLs? 125 00:03:56,501 --> 00:03:57,700 Pumpkin spice lattes. 126 00:03:57,736 --> 00:03:58,802 [chuckles] No. 127 00:03:58,837 --> 00:04:00,069 Uh, I'm good there. 128 00:04:00,105 --> 00:04:02,038 Listen, I was wondering about your Cuba contact. 129 00:04:02,073 --> 00:04:03,106 - Mm-hmm. - Has he been able 130 00:04:03,141 --> 00:04:04,174 to arrange a sit-down? 131 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:05,542 Yeah, one second, because, you know, 132 00:04:05,577 --> 00:04:06,943 this requires focus, 133 00:04:06,978 --> 00:04:09,145 and you do not want to over-cinnamon, Martin. 134 00:04:09,181 --> 00:04:11,514 God, no. 135 00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:12,549 So, Ron? 136 00:04:13,752 --> 00:04:15,685 Yeah, Orozco and I have already had 137 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,020 our preliminary discussions. 138 00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:18,922 Man, you really need to taste this. 139 00:04:18,957 --> 00:04:20,256 I don't want a fucking latte. 140 00:04:20,292 --> 00:04:21,658 Because if you've only ever had 141 00:04:21,693 --> 00:04:22,892 the kind from Starbucks, man... [chuckles] 142 00:04:22,928 --> 00:04:25,695 Ron, just how preliminary have these discussions been? 143 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:27,697 Yeah. I have not broached the topic 144 00:04:27,732 --> 00:04:29,199 of K and A's interest in Cuba. 145 00:04:30,235 --> 00:04:31,201 Great. 146 00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:32,202 I mean, no sweat. 147 00:04:32,237 --> 00:04:33,403 Not like there's a ticking clock 148 00:04:33,438 --> 00:04:34,537 on this fucking thing. 149 00:04:34,573 --> 00:04:35,972 Listen, I know you're looking 150 00:04:36,007 --> 00:04:38,241 to get Skip's dick hard about Cuba ASAP. 151 00:04:38,276 --> 00:04:41,277 But listen to me, I have put major time and resources 152 00:04:41,313 --> 00:04:43,780 into cultivating Orozco, predating my employment here. 153 00:04:43,815 --> 00:04:45,048 You hedgey motherfucker. 154 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:46,382 Come on. I mean, obviously, 155 00:04:46,418 --> 00:04:49,018 I know it'll be a huge win if we can parlay Cuba 156 00:04:49,054 --> 00:04:50,687 into an offer from the Kohls to buy K and A. 157 00:04:50,722 --> 00:04:53,122 Yeah. Because you'd be sitting in the captain's chair, right? 158 00:04:53,158 --> 00:04:54,991 If the sale goes through. 159 00:04:55,026 --> 00:04:57,093 But if not, I need some guarantee. 160 00:04:57,128 --> 00:05:00,897 Um, how about I guarantee I will stomp a mud hole in your ass 161 00:05:00,932 --> 00:05:03,466 if you don't get this guy on the phone right fucking now. 162 00:05:03,501 --> 00:05:05,235 Is that the kind of guarantee you're looking for, Ron? 163 00:05:05,270 --> 00:05:07,237 I was thinking more like a larger equity piece. 164 00:05:07,272 --> 00:05:08,638 I fucking swear... 165 00:05:08,673 --> 00:05:10,273 You know I've been a good soldier. 166 00:05:10,308 --> 00:05:12,442 Okay? And I've eaten a lot of shit from you. 167 00:05:12,477 --> 00:05:14,611 - Yeah. - Yeah. 168 00:05:14,646 --> 00:05:16,679 But don't confuse me with being a patsy. 169 00:05:16,715 --> 00:05:18,014 Do you understand? 170 00:05:18,049 --> 00:05:21,484 Cuba moves forward on my terms 171 00:05:21,519 --> 00:05:24,387 or not at all. 172 00:05:24,422 --> 00:05:26,222 We clear? 173 00:05:26,258 --> 00:05:28,658 [woman] Don't forget to breathe. That's the way. 174 00:05:28,693 --> 00:05:29,926 [♪ up-tempo music ♪] 175 00:05:29,961 --> 00:05:33,329 Five, four, three, two, 176 00:05:33,365 --> 00:05:34,764 one. 177 00:05:34,799 --> 00:05:36,733 Right back into standing crunches. 178 00:05:36,768 --> 00:05:39,135 - [Phoebe giggling] - Five, four, three, 179 00:05:39,170 --> 00:05:41,871 two, one. Almost there. 180 00:05:41,907 --> 00:05:43,172 - Ha, yeah, Phoebe. - Two more left. 181 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:44,641 Work those baby abs. 182 00:05:44,676 --> 00:05:46,609 - [Phoebe giggling] - Here we go. Five, four... 183 00:05:46,645 --> 00:05:50,513 No, you absolutely do not spark joy, dress. No. 184 00:05:50,548 --> 00:05:52,649 - ♪ You got me running ♪ - No. No. 185 00:05:52,684 --> 00:05:55,585 - ♪ You got me hiding ♪ - No. 186 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:58,454 ♪ You got me run, hide, hide, run ♪ 187 00:05:58,490 --> 00:06:01,190 ♪ Any way you want to let it roll ♪ 188 00:06:03,728 --> 00:06:06,162 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 189 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:09,766 [sighs] 190 00:06:09,801 --> 00:06:13,469 ♪ You got me doing what you want me to, baby ♪ 191 00:06:13,505 --> 00:06:16,039 - [clears throat] - ♪ What you want me to do ♪ 192 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:21,577 ♪ I'm going up ♪ 193 00:06:21,613 --> 00:06:23,980 ♪ I'm going down ♪ 194 00:06:24,015 --> 00:06:27,550 ♪ I'm going up and down, down, up ♪ 195 00:06:27,585 --> 00:06:31,087 ♪ Any way you want to let it roll ♪ 196 00:06:31,122 --> 00:06:32,755 - [sighs] - [back cracks softly] 197 00:06:32,791 --> 00:06:36,326 - Oh! Ow. - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ 198 00:06:39,097 --> 00:06:41,297 "What does your favorite ice cream say 199 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:43,066 about your sexual prowess?" 200 00:06:43,101 --> 00:06:45,134 [scoffs] Give me a break. 201 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:46,636 There's a fly in here. 202 00:06:46,671 --> 00:06:48,171 - [fly buzzing] - Phoebe, there's a fly! 203 00:06:48,206 --> 00:06:50,673 How does Rocky Road make me a wet noodle? 204 00:06:50,709 --> 00:06:52,141 Phoebe. 205 00:06:52,177 --> 00:06:53,843 Phoebe... 206 00:06:58,516 --> 00:06:59,649 Wake up. 207 00:07:01,186 --> 00:07:02,719 Wake up, you lazy bum. 208 00:07:02,754 --> 00:07:04,087 Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe. 209 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:14,163 Are you fucking kidding me? 210 00:07:14,199 --> 00:07:15,465 [sighs] 211 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:16,699 Okay, well... 212 00:07:16,735 --> 00:07:19,168 we dropped Mommy's stuff off at the dry cleaner. 213 00:07:19,204 --> 00:07:21,204 We got you shoes. 214 00:07:22,907 --> 00:07:24,907 Where should we go now? 215 00:07:26,277 --> 00:07:28,244 I asked you a question, young lady. 216 00:07:28,279 --> 00:07:30,079 Oh, well, if that's 217 00:07:30,115 --> 00:07:32,315 your attitude, I guess we won't go anywhere. 218 00:07:32,350 --> 00:07:35,051 ♪ Oh, peeping... ♪ 219 00:07:35,086 --> 00:07:36,519 What did you say? 220 00:07:36,554 --> 00:07:38,354 [baby voice] "I said I think you should go to a bar 221 00:07:38,390 --> 00:07:40,289 and drink until you pass out." 222 00:07:40,325 --> 00:07:41,958 Phoebe! 223 00:07:41,993 --> 00:07:44,794 That's horribly irresponsible. 224 00:07:44,829 --> 00:07:46,195 It's not even noon. 225 00:07:46,231 --> 00:07:49,632 "Don't be so locked into societal conventions." 226 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:51,701 I am not locked in. 227 00:07:51,736 --> 00:07:53,369 "I dare you." 228 00:07:53,405 --> 00:07:56,372 Oh, you dare me, do you? 229 00:07:56,408 --> 00:07:57,540 - [honks horn] - What...? 230 00:07:57,575 --> 00:07:58,574 Are you leaving? 231 00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:00,743 Yeah. Yes. Yes. Sorry. 232 00:08:00,779 --> 00:08:02,979 - [engine starts] - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ 233 00:08:03,014 --> 00:08:04,147 Shit. 234 00:08:04,182 --> 00:08:06,082 You got a gnarly piece of malware here. 235 00:08:06,117 --> 00:08:07,083 This is impressive. 236 00:08:07,118 --> 00:08:08,284 Mm-hmm. Can you fix it? 237 00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:09,485 [laughs] That's above my pay grade. 238 00:08:09,521 --> 00:08:10,887 You got to call Cisco Security. 239 00:08:10,922 --> 00:08:12,455 You got to be kidding. So coming down here 240 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:13,656 was a complete waste of my time. 241 00:08:13,691 --> 00:08:15,091 - Great. - Well, I can tell you 242 00:08:15,126 --> 00:08:17,627 the infection point is a computer registered to 243 00:08:17,662 --> 00:08:18,895 a Douglas Guggenheim. 244 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:20,229 That's you, right? 245 00:08:20,265 --> 00:08:22,231 - What? - You know, they're not 246 00:08:22,267 --> 00:08:24,267 sending those sexy pics to you personally. 247 00:08:24,302 --> 00:08:26,402 Uh... yeah. No, I know that. That's... 248 00:08:26,438 --> 00:08:28,671 Tho-Those, actually, those are from Marceline, 249 00:08:28,706 --> 00:08:31,140 and I knew a Marceline from college... uh, Harvard... 250 00:08:31,176 --> 00:08:33,009 and I always thought there was kind of an unresolved 251 00:08:33,044 --> 00:08:34,677 sexual tension between us. 252 00:08:34,712 --> 00:08:35,812 What's the backstory 253 00:08:35,847 --> 00:08:37,346 on you clicking on "Quick Snatch Alert"? 254 00:08:37,382 --> 00:08:38,414 What the fuck? 255 00:08:38,450 --> 00:08:39,415 Don't sweat it, man. 256 00:08:39,451 --> 00:08:41,084 You're into sex. That's cool. 257 00:08:42,287 --> 00:08:43,252 Yeah? 258 00:08:43,288 --> 00:08:44,353 Douche bag. 259 00:08:44,389 --> 00:08:46,089 And the pediatrician said 260 00:08:46,124 --> 00:08:47,490 that she'd be happy if he never had 261 00:08:47,525 --> 00:08:48,958 a glass of juice in his life. 262 00:08:48,993 --> 00:08:50,660 Which is funny. 263 00:08:50,695 --> 00:08:54,464 When we were kids, I feel like all we did was drink juice. 264 00:08:54,499 --> 00:08:57,700 Like, I grew up on apple juice and orange juice. 265 00:08:57,735 --> 00:09:00,002 Do you remember that, like, concentrated 266 00:09:00,038 --> 00:09:03,940 can of orange juice you could just mix with water? 267 00:09:03,975 --> 00:09:05,475 And it was fine for our parents. 268 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:06,742 [mothers continue chattering indistinctly] 269 00:09:06,778 --> 00:09:09,479 [♪ meditative music ♪] 270 00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:11,380 ♪ ♪ 271 00:09:13,718 --> 00:09:15,718 [jackhammer rattling in distance] 272 00:09:20,425 --> 00:09:21,491 [Skip] Marty, 273 00:09:21,526 --> 00:09:23,392 what a lovely surprise. 274 00:09:23,428 --> 00:09:24,794 How's work? How are the kids? 275 00:09:24,829 --> 00:09:26,796 Listen, I need for you to arrange a meeting 276 00:09:26,831 --> 00:09:27,997 for me with the Kohl brothers. 277 00:09:28,032 --> 00:09:29,565 - Getting right down to it, huh? - Yeah. 278 00:09:29,601 --> 00:09:31,567 I know that your guys are all about untapped markets. 279 00:09:31,603 --> 00:09:34,137 Hey, Marty, did you ever watch Gilligan's Island? 280 00:09:34,172 --> 00:09:37,073 Did I ever watch Gilligan's Island? What? 281 00:09:37,108 --> 00:09:38,241 Man, I loved that show. 282 00:09:38,276 --> 00:09:40,243 There was this one episode 283 00:09:40,278 --> 00:09:42,478 where this Japanese sailor gets washed up onshore. 284 00:09:42,514 --> 00:09:45,481 He was played by this white actor. [chuckles] 285 00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:48,251 Coke-bottle glasses and "ching chong" accent. 286 00:09:48,286 --> 00:09:49,585 - Oh. - Super racist. 287 00:09:49,621 --> 00:09:51,654 - Yeah, hilarious. - Uh, well, anyway, 288 00:09:51,689 --> 00:09:54,657 he imprisons the castaways because, get this, 289 00:09:54,692 --> 00:09:57,093 he still thinks it's World War Two. 290 00:09:57,128 --> 00:09:58,694 [laughs] 291 00:09:58,730 --> 00:10:02,365 It's 1965; the war's been over for 20 years! 292 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,834 - Nobody told the guy. Yeah. - Nobody told the guy. 293 00:10:04,869 --> 00:10:07,370 Take off the Coke-bottle glasses, Hirohito. 294 00:10:07,405 --> 00:10:08,704 War's over. 295 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:10,706 You lost, move on. 296 00:10:10,742 --> 00:10:12,375 When the Kohl brothers hear what I have to pitch, 297 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:14,177 - they're gonna be all over it. - No, no, no, no. 298 00:10:14,212 --> 00:10:15,845 You're not quite getting it. I'm gonna speak slowly. 299 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,548 This was never a real competition. 300 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:21,551 So whatever "Hail Marty" you're planning on throwing, 301 00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:24,086 don't bother, because it won't change a goddamn thing. 302 00:10:24,122 --> 00:10:27,423 Why? Because I've got my thumb... boom... on the scale, 303 00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:30,126 and... I don't want you to win. 304 00:10:30,161 --> 00:10:33,462 So all that sweet talking you were doing at the beginning, 305 00:10:33,498 --> 00:10:34,530 that was just bullshit? 306 00:10:34,566 --> 00:10:35,865 Well, no. 307 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:37,800 But then you actually started to want it, 308 00:10:37,835 --> 00:10:40,203 and I couldn't resist picking up that football. 309 00:10:40,238 --> 00:10:43,039 I'm Charlie Brown? I'm Charlie Brown? 310 00:10:43,074 --> 00:10:45,708 Ah, yeah. Ha, ha, ha. 311 00:10:45,743 --> 00:10:49,045 Okay, well, it's always a pleasure to see you, Skip. 312 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,047 I will send you a box of cigars 313 00:10:51,082 --> 00:10:54,717 when I am building hotels with Marriott in Cuba. 314 00:10:54,752 --> 00:10:55,751 Wait, what? 315 00:10:55,787 --> 00:10:57,086 "Wait, what?" 316 00:10:57,121 --> 00:10:59,322 Huh? That got your fucking attention, didn't it? 317 00:10:59,357 --> 00:11:02,792 That's right, Uncle Marty has a plan that is gonna make 318 00:11:02,827 --> 00:11:04,994 the Kohl brothers' Havana Nights wet dream a reality. 319 00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:06,996 Holy shit. 320 00:11:07,031 --> 00:11:10,166 Cuba, that's, like, a billion-dollar opportunity. 321 00:11:10,201 --> 00:11:13,169 I serve that up to the Kohls, they'll lift me up on my back 322 00:11:13,204 --> 00:11:15,972 and parade me through the streets! 323 00:11:16,007 --> 00:11:19,108 Viva la Galweather, baby! 324 00:11:19,143 --> 00:11:22,445 Monica already brought us Cuba this morning, slowpoke. 325 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:25,081 Oh, shit, did I yank away that football again? 326 00:11:25,116 --> 00:11:27,750 She's actually got a very smart plan, 327 00:11:27,785 --> 00:11:30,086 centering around resort development. 328 00:11:30,121 --> 00:11:32,088 Once they have established a toehold in Cuba, 329 00:11:32,123 --> 00:11:33,422 the Kohl brothers can spread 330 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,258 their many tentacles into other arenas. 331 00:11:35,293 --> 00:11:40,129 Agriculture, energy, polymers and paper. 332 00:11:44,335 --> 00:11:47,336 - [thunder rumbling] - [rain pattering] 333 00:11:47,372 --> 00:11:49,005 - [slap] - [grunting] 334 00:11:53,544 --> 00:11:55,311 - [animal growling] - [grunting] 335 00:11:55,346 --> 00:11:57,980 We'll look at the file trajectory, 336 00:11:58,016 --> 00:11:59,982 determine the extent of the malware compromise. 337 00:12:00,018 --> 00:12:01,317 Hey, how's it going? 338 00:12:01,352 --> 00:12:02,985 - Hey, guys. How you doing? - [woman] Hi. 339 00:12:03,021 --> 00:12:04,654 All right, listen, if anyone asks, 340 00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:06,322 you're my cousin Edgar from out of town, okay? 341 00:12:06,357 --> 00:12:07,657 What? Why? 342 00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:09,191 Because I said so, Edgar. 343 00:12:09,227 --> 00:12:10,226 Jesus. 344 00:12:11,596 --> 00:12:13,162 [Doug] Oh, hey! Holy shit. 345 00:12:13,197 --> 00:12:15,331 I didn't, uh, think you'd be here. 346 00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:16,966 I thought you were eating out today, JR. 347 00:12:17,001 --> 00:12:17,967 No? Good. Great. 348 00:12:18,002 --> 00:12:19,402 Great, great, great to see you. 349 00:12:19,437 --> 00:12:22,138 [clears throat] This is JR, my office mate, 350 00:12:22,173 --> 00:12:23,572 my pal, my mentee. 351 00:12:23,608 --> 00:12:25,708 - Not your mentee, Doug. - [Doug] Well, doesn't matter. 352 00:12:25,743 --> 00:12:27,743 Uh, JR, this is my cousin Edgar. 353 00:12:27,779 --> 00:12:30,246 Um, Edgar grew up a couple towns over from me. 354 00:12:30,281 --> 00:12:31,981 Spent our formative years together. 355 00:12:32,016 --> 00:12:33,849 Even lost our virginity to the same girl. 356 00:12:33,885 --> 00:12:35,484 [chuckles] Can you imagine? 357 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,585 What was her name again? 358 00:12:36,621 --> 00:12:38,187 I don't remember. 359 00:12:38,222 --> 00:12:39,322 [laughs] 360 00:12:39,357 --> 00:12:41,590 You don't remember. 361 00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:42,558 Classic Edgar. 362 00:12:42,593 --> 00:12:43,926 Can I get on this computer? 363 00:12:43,961 --> 00:12:46,262 Yeah. Oh, God, listen to him. 364 00:12:46,297 --> 00:12:48,931 Straight off the plane, already has to check Facebook. 365 00:12:48,966 --> 00:12:50,900 This guy, always with the status updates, huh? 366 00:12:50,935 --> 00:12:51,901 Sorry. 367 00:12:51,936 --> 00:12:53,602 - All right. - Nice meeting you. 368 00:12:57,608 --> 00:12:59,575 You don't remember her name? 369 00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:01,677 Get your head in the game, Edgar. 370 00:13:01,713 --> 00:13:03,045 ♪ All right ♪ 371 00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:05,247 ♪ Right now, right now, right ♪ 372 00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:07,283 ♪ Right now, right now, right ♪ 373 00:13:07,318 --> 00:13:09,785 ♪ Right now, right now, right ♪ 374 00:13:09,821 --> 00:13:11,253 - ♪ Right now ♪ - ♪ Right now, right ♪ 375 00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:13,289 ♪ A little freak in your mind, I think you know that ♪ 376 00:13:13,324 --> 00:13:15,758 ♪ A little freak in your mind, I think you know that ♪ 377 00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,960 ♪ Got a couple cars, you want to drive that ♪ 378 00:13:17,995 --> 00:13:21,497 ♪ I'm all up on that thing until the morning ♪ 379 00:13:21,532 --> 00:13:23,699 ♪ Until the morning, I think it's time right now ♪ 380 00:13:23,735 --> 00:13:25,468 ♪ Where you going? ♪ 381 00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:27,470 ♪ Go ahead can you show that? ♪ 382 00:13:27,505 --> 00:13:29,972 ♪ Throw them all back, acting like it's all bad ♪ 383 00:13:30,007 --> 00:13:32,208 ♪ I'm the only one, I'm the guy right now ♪ 384 00:13:32,243 --> 00:13:33,209 [Marty] Yeah! 385 00:13:33,244 --> 00:13:35,044 [Marty whoops] 386 00:13:35,079 --> 00:13:36,379 ♪ I'm the only one, I'm the guy right now... ♪ 387 00:13:36,414 --> 00:13:37,880 [cheering] 388 00:13:37,915 --> 00:13:40,049 Okay, I like where your head's at. 389 00:13:40,084 --> 00:13:41,384 [laughs] Oh. 390 00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:43,486 ♪ ♪ 391 00:13:43,521 --> 00:13:45,121 [humming] 392 00:13:47,191 --> 00:13:48,124 Guys. Guys. 393 00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:49,058 [Doug] Yeah. 394 00:13:49,093 --> 00:13:50,393 What the fuck are you doing? 395 00:13:50,428 --> 00:13:51,794 Oh, yeah, what are we doing? 396 00:13:51,829 --> 00:13:53,629 It seems that Ron hedged his bets 397 00:13:53,664 --> 00:13:56,132 and gave Monica our plan on Cuba. 398 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:59,135 So we are taking the measured response of trashing his office 399 00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:01,137 before we do the very same to him. 400 00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:02,605 [chatters excitedly] 401 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,340 Marty, that... that doesn't make any sense. 402 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:05,841 Jeannie, if you're gonna try to stop us, 403 00:14:05,877 --> 00:14:09,178 you should keep in mind it is twice as much fun as it looks. 404 00:14:09,213 --> 00:14:10,279 - [chatters excitedly] - [Jeannie] Marty, Marty. 405 00:14:10,314 --> 00:14:13,449 Marty, Ron gave you the keys to Cuba, right? 406 00:14:13,484 --> 00:14:15,851 So... why would he do that if he's just gonna turn around 407 00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:16,852 and give them to Monica? 408 00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:18,854 I do not fucking know, Jeannie. 409 00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:21,524 But what I know is that Skip fucking Galweather 410 00:14:21,559 --> 00:14:25,127 had details about Monica's plan that matched ours exactly. 411 00:14:25,163 --> 00:14:27,129 So if you don't mind... 412 00:14:27,165 --> 00:14:28,197 - Ha! - No, no, no, no! 413 00:14:28,232 --> 00:14:29,932 - God. - Um... 414 00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:32,268 Okay, look, I don't know if any of you heard 415 00:14:32,303 --> 00:14:34,837 that my cousin Edgar is visiting from out of town. 416 00:14:34,872 --> 00:14:36,472 Truth is... 417 00:14:37,508 --> 00:14:39,108 ...he's not really my cousin. 418 00:14:39,143 --> 00:14:40,943 Yeah, I know that, Doug. 419 00:14:40,978 --> 00:14:42,111 Well, sure, now that I told you. 420 00:14:42,146 --> 00:14:43,112 Are you serious? No. 421 00:14:43,147 --> 00:14:44,180 Hey, Doug? 422 00:14:44,215 --> 00:14:45,848 I think I might know 423 00:14:45,883 --> 00:14:48,017 how Monica figured out our plan. 424 00:14:48,052 --> 00:14:49,552 Okay, your server was definitely compromised. 425 00:14:49,587 --> 00:14:51,687 [Jeannie] Jesus, Doug. 426 00:14:51,722 --> 00:14:54,290 Of all the ways you could have fucked over this company... 427 00:14:54,325 --> 00:14:56,325 This is by far the least surprising. 428 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,993 Hey, let's not forget 429 00:14:58,029 --> 00:14:59,895 who brought Monica into our lives in the first place. 430 00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:05,167 I mean, fucking Monica, right? 431 00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:07,736 So I'll run AMP to remove the malicious files. 432 00:15:07,772 --> 00:15:10,072 No, no, wait, hold on, don't... don't do anything. 433 00:15:10,107 --> 00:15:12,908 Just, um, leave it in place for now. 434 00:15:12,944 --> 00:15:14,577 Monica can still read our e-mails. 435 00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:15,678 Correct. 436 00:15:15,713 --> 00:15:17,680 Which is something you could use to your advantage 437 00:15:17,715 --> 00:15:19,682 since she doesn't know you know. 438 00:15:19,717 --> 00:15:21,684 Would you ever consider coming to work here, Bruce? 439 00:15:21,719 --> 00:15:23,252 I mean, we're gonna have an opening soon. 440 00:15:23,287 --> 00:15:25,254 [laughs nervously] No, we're not. 441 00:15:25,289 --> 00:15:26,589 He's joking. He's kidding. 442 00:15:26,624 --> 00:15:28,924 No, I-I... I understand how difficult it was 443 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,259 for you to wrangle this meeting, 444 00:15:30,294 --> 00:15:32,761 and I-I appreciate it, but I'm not gonna call... 445 00:15:32,797 --> 00:15:34,997 I'm not gonna say it. Um... 446 00:15:35,032 --> 00:15:36,265 [soft music playing] 447 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,500 [quietly] You're the magic man. 448 00:15:37,535 --> 00:15:39,502 Okay? Yep, there you go. 449 00:15:39,537 --> 00:15:41,170 - Bye-bye. - [phone beeps] 450 00:15:41,205 --> 00:15:43,205 Um, was that the magic man? 451 00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:46,208 Seems that Ron was able to get us five minutes 452 00:15:46,244 --> 00:15:48,377 - with the Kohl brothers. - What did you have to give up? 453 00:15:48,412 --> 00:15:50,546 You haven't grown too attached to Phoebe, have you? 454 00:15:50,581 --> 00:15:52,948 For five minutes with the Kohls? Phoebe who? 455 00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:55,084 Right? 456 00:15:55,119 --> 00:15:56,118 [door opens] 457 00:16:00,091 --> 00:16:01,757 Oh, hey, Dad. Hey, Jeannie. 458 00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:05,861 - What was that? - What was what? 459 00:16:05,897 --> 00:16:09,632 [laughing] Okay, y'all were watching some porn. Okay. 460 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,034 You were supposed to be home an hour ago, you realize that? 461 00:16:12,069 --> 00:16:14,703 You know what, go do your homework, okay? 462 00:16:14,739 --> 00:16:16,405 Go on. 463 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,107 I'll go do my homework. 464 00:16:19,777 --> 00:16:22,077 - [Jeannie] Good night, Roscoe. - You got it, Mr. Kaan. 465 00:16:22,113 --> 00:16:23,712 I got you. Good night, Jeannie. 466 00:16:27,118 --> 00:16:28,584 Good, good. 467 00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:31,587 It did not come off insanely paranoid. 468 00:16:31,622 --> 00:16:33,589 Listen, Monica hacked into our server, okay? 469 00:16:33,624 --> 00:16:34,924 You think she's above pumping her own kid 470 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:36,992 - for some insider information? - [Jeannie scoffs] 471 00:16:38,529 --> 00:16:40,396 Phoebe and I had a pretty interesting day. 472 00:16:40,431 --> 00:16:41,397 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 473 00:16:41,432 --> 00:16:42,731 We went to the park. 474 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:44,400 And we saw this old man, 475 00:16:44,435 --> 00:16:47,903 who was, uh, in this amazing suit. 476 00:16:47,939 --> 00:16:49,572 Like, a pin-striped. 477 00:16:49,607 --> 00:16:51,440 Like, Yves Saint Laurent. 478 00:16:51,475 --> 00:16:53,142 I don't know, I felt like he must have been, 479 00:16:53,177 --> 00:16:55,144 uh, a dynamo in '73. 480 00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:56,478 - [Marty chuckles] - And he... 481 00:16:56,514 --> 00:16:59,148 it was like he got all dressed up to go to work, 482 00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:02,184 and there was just no work to go to, 483 00:17:02,219 --> 00:17:04,954 so he... he sat down and fed the pigeons. 484 00:17:04,989 --> 00:17:07,289 It's actually kind of sad. 485 00:17:07,325 --> 00:17:09,925 Not for the pigeons. 486 00:17:09,961 --> 00:17:11,594 [imitates rim shot] 487 00:17:11,629 --> 00:17:14,263 Not for the pigeons. 488 00:17:14,298 --> 00:17:16,098 [laughs] Jeannie, we're not 83. 489 00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:17,600 - I know. - And if it gets to the point 490 00:17:17,635 --> 00:17:19,268 where, you know, we're buying birdseed... 491 00:17:19,303 --> 00:17:20,903 Obviously, it's not gonna get to the point 492 00:17:20,938 --> 00:17:23,606 where we're buying birdseed, but I just... 493 00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:26,275 you know, we've never had that kind of time before. 494 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,811 We get bored, we'll just go back to work. 495 00:17:28,846 --> 00:17:31,146 Is that what you're planning on doing? 496 00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:32,815 Because I thought the whole point was 497 00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:35,818 that-that... that we're not supposed to jump right back in. 498 00:17:35,853 --> 00:17:37,620 Okay, then we don't. 499 00:17:39,323 --> 00:17:41,290 That... 500 00:17:41,325 --> 00:17:43,158 Okay. Great. 501 00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:46,195 Great. 502 00:17:52,236 --> 00:17:54,203 So when would we be going? 503 00:17:54,238 --> 00:17:55,704 And how long will we be there? 504 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,039 [scoffs] It's supposed to rain early next week; 505 00:17:57,074 --> 00:17:58,040 should I be packing an umbrella? 506 00:17:58,075 --> 00:17:59,375 I don't know, Douglas. 507 00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:01,644 If it rains, you can always buy an umbrella in Cuba. 508 00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:03,979 Can I? Uh, it's a communist country. 509 00:18:04,015 --> 00:18:05,314 Are umbrellas even available? 510 00:18:05,349 --> 00:18:06,649 You know I can't think when I'm wet. 511 00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:08,150 By the way, if you guys are going this week, 512 00:18:08,185 --> 00:18:09,318 I will be joining late. 513 00:18:09,353 --> 00:18:10,653 Campaign has a lot of big meetings 514 00:18:10,688 --> 00:18:11,987 about the shape of the administration, 515 00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:13,088 and Seth is gonna want my input. 516 00:18:13,124 --> 00:18:14,423 Oh, well, if you're not going, 517 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,358 maybe we should just skip the whole Cuba thing. 518 00:18:16,394 --> 00:18:17,726 Yeah, you know what? 519 00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,328 Let's just cancel the Kohl brothers meeting, too. 520 00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:21,096 Actually, Marty, you better call Monica, 521 00:18:21,132 --> 00:18:22,498 tell her we surrender. 522 00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:24,133 You know what, fuck, before I forget. 523 00:18:24,168 --> 00:18:26,268 'Cause we have to be so careful about our e-mail and everything, 524 00:18:26,303 --> 00:18:28,604 I want to deliver this the old-fashioned way. 525 00:18:28,639 --> 00:18:30,372 Douglas, for you. 526 00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:32,941 Oh, my God, is that a snatch alert? 527 00:18:32,977 --> 00:18:34,510 [chuckles] Very funny, Clyde. 528 00:18:34,545 --> 00:18:35,878 - Very funny. - Mm. 529 00:18:35,913 --> 00:18:37,780 Boy, you really want to open that thing, don't you? 530 00:18:37,815 --> 00:18:38,981 - Huh? - What is wrong with you? 531 00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:41,083 I'm not saying it definitely is, 532 00:18:41,118 --> 00:18:43,152 but there's a possibility that is an actual snatch alert. 533 00:18:43,187 --> 00:18:44,286 [elevator bell dings] 534 00:18:44,321 --> 00:18:45,988 Okay, you know what? 535 00:18:46,023 --> 00:18:47,656 I'm gonna put this exactly where it belongs. 536 00:18:47,692 --> 00:18:50,626 Right here in the, uh... 537 00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:52,161 in the trash there. 538 00:18:52,196 --> 00:18:53,262 Right there, yeah. 539 00:18:53,297 --> 00:18:54,863 Okay... Oh. You know what? 540 00:18:54,899 --> 00:18:57,466 I'll, um, I'll meet you downstairs. I forgot to... 541 00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:58,901 Your snatch alert? 542 00:18:58,936 --> 00:19:00,335 Uh, oh, no, no, no! 543 00:19:00,371 --> 00:19:01,770 [grunts] 544 00:19:08,145 --> 00:19:11,080 Last meeting didn't go as expected? 545 00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:13,082 [Garrick] When I was eight and Sean was nine, 546 00:19:13,117 --> 00:19:14,483 our father locked us in our room. 547 00:19:14,518 --> 00:19:17,019 Told us there was only one candy bar. 548 00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:18,153 Said whichever one of us 549 00:19:18,189 --> 00:19:20,022 was still standing in an hour got it. 550 00:19:20,057 --> 00:19:21,790 What kind of candy bar? Doesn't matter. 551 00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:23,258 We did that every night for a year. 552 00:19:23,294 --> 00:19:24,760 [chuckles] That's a lot of candy. 553 00:19:24,795 --> 00:19:26,161 Stop talking, Doug. 554 00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:27,496 [Garrick] Humans are animals. 555 00:19:27,531 --> 00:19:28,864 World is a jungle. 556 00:19:28,899 --> 00:19:31,133 Our father wanted us to understand that. 557 00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:32,634 We're not sitting here today if not for him. 558 00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:33,602 Great man. 559 00:19:33,637 --> 00:19:34,937 - Oh, yeah. - Great man. 560 00:19:34,972 --> 00:19:36,638 You can tell from that story that he sounds cool. 561 00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:38,107 What's he up to? 562 00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:39,541 We're vigilant about not forgetting that lesson. 563 00:19:39,577 --> 00:19:41,877 That's why you still beat the shit out of each other. 564 00:19:41,912 --> 00:19:43,212 It's always nice to hold on to a piece of your childhood. 565 00:19:43,247 --> 00:19:45,314 Are we done bullshitting? 566 00:19:45,349 --> 00:19:46,482 Thought we were talking about Cuba. 567 00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:47,683 We are. May we? 568 00:19:47,718 --> 00:19:48,784 [door closes] 569 00:19:50,621 --> 00:19:54,323 Now, we understand that Monica Talbot made you a lot 570 00:19:54,358 --> 00:19:57,726 of big promises, but she doesn't have what we have. 571 00:19:57,762 --> 00:20:00,028 An actual Cuban contact. 572 00:20:00,064 --> 00:20:01,897 Excuse me. 573 00:20:01,932 --> 00:20:04,299 [chuckles, snorts] I'm so sorry, Marty. 574 00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:05,701 Am I interrupting? 575 00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:07,069 Marty, did you think 576 00:20:07,104 --> 00:20:09,037 I wasn't gonna find out? What is this? 577 00:20:09,073 --> 00:20:10,172 A little end-around? 578 00:20:10,207 --> 00:20:11,707 Little League. Excuse me. 579 00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:13,809 I'm so sorry. I apologize. 580 00:20:13,844 --> 00:20:15,544 I told him it was over. 581 00:20:15,579 --> 00:20:17,079 Did you tell them why? 582 00:20:17,114 --> 00:20:18,247 You know, why you insisted 583 00:20:18,282 --> 00:20:20,382 on them spending $100 million dollars 584 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,651 to buy Talbot & Company as opposed to us? 585 00:20:22,686 --> 00:20:24,353 You didn't tell them? 586 00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:26,688 That's fine. I'll take care of it, Skipper. 587 00:20:26,724 --> 00:20:29,158 You see, Skip thinks I'm an asshole. 588 00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:31,994 And Skip is right. He is. 589 00:20:32,029 --> 00:20:33,328 Playing with other people's money 590 00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:35,230 just to pursue a personal vendetta? 591 00:20:35,266 --> 00:20:36,198 It's not cool, Skip. 592 00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:38,066 [Marty] Ain't cool, Skip. 593 00:20:38,102 --> 00:20:39,501 You see, he doesn't really believe 594 00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:40,736 that Monica is the smarter play. 595 00:20:40,771 --> 00:20:42,337 He's just upset 596 00:20:42,373 --> 00:20:45,541 because, a long time ago, I hurt his little feelings. 597 00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:48,010 [chuckles] I chose Monica... 598 00:20:48,045 --> 00:20:50,012 - You're a fucking pussy. - That's the word, yes. 599 00:20:50,047 --> 00:20:51,747 I've been saying that for years, thank you. 600 00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:53,215 I am not a pussy. 601 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,850 Look, I don't give a shit about you. 602 00:20:54,885 --> 00:20:56,685 And I don't give a shit 603 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,921 about the skinny girl with the whisper voice. 604 00:20:59,957 --> 00:21:00,923 [whispers] That's Monica. 605 00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,858 [Garrick] I do give a shit 606 00:21:02,893 --> 00:21:04,226 about Cuba. 607 00:21:04,261 --> 00:21:07,129 Our grandfather had substantial holdings there. 608 00:21:07,164 --> 00:21:09,398 All repatriated after the revolution. 609 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:11,767 Fucking communists stole our birthright. 610 00:21:11,802 --> 00:21:13,402 We're gonna take back what's ours. 611 00:21:13,437 --> 00:21:16,271 For Paw-Paw. 612 00:21:16,307 --> 00:21:17,940 For Paw-Paw. 613 00:21:17,975 --> 00:21:19,241 [all] For Paw-Paw. 614 00:21:19,276 --> 00:21:20,042 For Paw-Paw! 615 00:21:23,647 --> 00:21:25,380 Whichever firm has the balls 616 00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:28,584 and the brains to help us make that happen... 617 00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:31,820 ...that's who we buy. 618 00:21:41,799 --> 00:21:43,765 [Cuban music playing] 619 00:21:43,801 --> 00:21:45,801 ♪ ♪ 620 00:21:49,006 --> 00:21:51,273 [car horn honks] 621 00:21:51,308 --> 00:21:52,608 [Seth] This is great. This is great. 622 00:21:52,643 --> 00:21:53,942 Actually, but I just need you to shorten it. 623 00:21:53,978 --> 00:21:55,644 So shorten it. Shorter is always better. 624 00:21:55,679 --> 00:21:57,546 - Oh, there he is! - Hey. 625 00:21:57,581 --> 00:21:58,881 Next mayor of Los Angeles. 626 00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:00,082 Hey, fingers crossed. 627 00:22:00,117 --> 00:22:01,817 Hey, I'll meet you guys inside, okay? 628 00:22:01,852 --> 00:22:03,185 You what what I can't wait to do? 629 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:04,720 - Huh? - Trade in my boring old scissors 630 00:22:04,755 --> 00:22:06,221 for those giant ribbon-cutting ones? 631 00:22:06,257 --> 00:22:07,489 - Yes. - You know what I'm talking about? 632 00:22:07,524 --> 00:22:08,690 - Yeah, of course. - You want to grab a chai tea? 633 00:22:08,726 --> 00:22:09,992 Yeah, you know what I was thinking? 634 00:22:10,027 --> 00:22:11,526 Post-election, first order of business. 635 00:22:11,562 --> 00:22:13,996 - If we attack strong... - Whoa, slow down there, cowboy. 636 00:22:14,031 --> 00:22:16,398 You're already talking like I'm gonna offer you a job. 637 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:17,866 I'm gonna offer you a job. 638 00:22:17,902 --> 00:22:19,034 I figured you would. 639 00:22:19,069 --> 00:22:20,836 Of course you got to meet with Josh DuVall first. 640 00:22:20,871 --> 00:22:22,037 But that's just a formality. 641 00:22:22,072 --> 00:22:23,705 "Josh DuVall"? 642 00:22:23,741 --> 00:22:24,840 Yeah, he's gonna be the executive director 643 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:26,074 of my economic council. He's great. 644 00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:27,342 You're gonna love him. And Cathy, too. 645 00:22:27,378 --> 00:22:28,744 She's gonna be his deputy. 646 00:22:28,779 --> 00:22:31,146 Josh and Cathy. They sound good. 647 00:22:31,181 --> 00:22:34,316 Wait a sec, you... you didn't think I was gonna... 648 00:22:34,351 --> 00:22:36,852 Clyde, you have no experience in politics. 649 00:22:36,887 --> 00:22:38,020 Uh... 650 00:22:38,055 --> 00:22:39,388 Josh has been at this for 30 years. 651 00:22:39,423 --> 00:22:41,623 What kind of mayor would I be if I chose you over him? 652 00:22:41,659 --> 00:22:43,825 I don't know... the kind that promised to shake things up? 653 00:22:43,861 --> 00:22:46,695 The kind who's gonna challenge the establishment 654 00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:48,030 with his bold new vision... do you remember that shit? 655 00:22:48,065 --> 00:22:49,531 - You used to say that to me. - Hey. 656 00:22:49,566 --> 00:22:51,066 You're still a baby bird, okay? 657 00:22:51,101 --> 00:22:53,368 - Josh is gonna teach you how to fly. - Wow. 658 00:22:53,404 --> 00:22:54,569 So I'll have his aide reach out and set up a time... 659 00:22:54,605 --> 00:22:56,338 You know what? I'm good. 660 00:22:56,373 --> 00:22:57,873 Don't even worry about it. 661 00:22:57,908 --> 00:22:59,207 I'm excellent. I'm not even some... 662 00:22:59,243 --> 00:23:01,677 Oh, my... Po-cock! 663 00:23:01,712 --> 00:23:03,946 I'm a baby bird! 664 00:23:03,981 --> 00:23:05,614 It's happening. 665 00:23:05,649 --> 00:23:07,115 I'm doing it! 666 00:23:07,151 --> 00:23:08,850 I'm flying! 667 00:23:08,886 --> 00:23:10,986 Oh, the view is amazing from up here! 668 00:23:11,021 --> 00:23:14,156 Good-bye, Seth! Good-bye! 669 00:23:15,426 --> 00:23:17,526 Whoa...! 670 00:23:17,561 --> 00:23:19,461 Okay, all right. 671 00:23:19,496 --> 00:23:22,531 - Whoa... - All right, all right. 672 00:23:22,566 --> 00:23:26,401 [Man] This is a gate change announcement for Flight 317. 673 00:23:26,437 --> 00:23:28,670 Hey, Clyde, you're here. 674 00:23:28,706 --> 00:23:31,039 - Oh... - Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! 675 00:23:31,075 --> 00:23:33,041 If you're here, who's running the city? 676 00:23:33,077 --> 00:23:34,576 Ha... 677 00:23:34,611 --> 00:23:36,244 All right, so I'm standing there with Seth, right? 678 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,546 - Uh-huh, right. - And he's offering me this 679 00:23:37,581 --> 00:23:39,748 huge position in his administration. 680 00:23:39,783 --> 00:23:41,750 But all I could think about was 681 00:23:41,785 --> 00:23:43,352 I should be on that plane to Cuba. 682 00:23:43,387 --> 00:23:45,654 'Cause at the end of the day, 683 00:23:45,689 --> 00:23:47,389 I want to be with you guys. 684 00:23:47,424 --> 00:23:48,991 [both laugh] 685 00:23:49,026 --> 00:23:50,692 - Fuck, my face. - What? 686 00:23:50,728 --> 00:23:52,361 - Goddamn it! - Yuck. 687 00:23:52,396 --> 00:23:53,628 The, uh, the last part, right? 688 00:23:53,664 --> 00:23:55,030 I was right there with you till that part. 689 00:23:55,065 --> 00:23:57,099 I mean, I really thought you got the big job 690 00:23:57,134 --> 00:23:58,400 and then you were like, "I want to be with you guys." 691 00:23:58,435 --> 00:23:59,601 That's not how I sound like. 692 00:23:59,636 --> 00:24:00,802 - That was the thing... - It was close! 693 00:24:00,838 --> 00:24:01,937 But that's not what I sound like. 694 00:24:01,972 --> 00:24:03,372 God, was there ever even a Seth Buckley? 695 00:24:03,407 --> 00:24:04,639 - Oh, my God. - Come on. 696 00:24:04,675 --> 00:24:06,274 It's all good. Hey, we're glad you're here. 697 00:24:06,310 --> 00:24:07,809 Thanks, man. 698 00:24:07,845 --> 00:24:09,378 Did you hear how I did that? 699 00:24:09,413 --> 00:24:10,612 - I love the way you did that. - So smooth. - Oh. 700 00:24:10,647 --> 00:24:11,747 - Was it good? - That was nice. 701 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,953 When the sale goes through... 702 00:24:17,988 --> 00:24:20,555 or if-if the sale goes through, 703 00:24:20,591 --> 00:24:22,824 I was thinking, 704 00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:26,261 I might want to take Phoebe to Rome. 705 00:24:26,296 --> 00:24:27,929 I don't know. I also, 706 00:24:27,965 --> 00:24:29,931 I've heard that Denmark is really beautiful. 707 00:24:29,967 --> 00:24:31,533 Regardless, we're gonna have to discuss 708 00:24:31,568 --> 00:24:33,935 how that affects our co-parenting. 709 00:24:35,272 --> 00:24:37,873 Hello, Marty? 710 00:24:37,908 --> 00:24:39,007 Hmm? 711 00:24:39,043 --> 00:24:41,343 Uh, yeah... yeah, all that. 712 00:24:41,378 --> 00:24:43,011 That you said, whatever, it's great. 713 00:24:43,047 --> 00:24:44,513 Did you hear any of what I just said? 714 00:24:44,548 --> 00:24:45,647 No. 715 00:24:45,682 --> 00:24:47,816 [chuckles] Why engage on this, right? 716 00:24:47,851 --> 00:24:48,917 Jeannie, 717 00:24:48,952 --> 00:24:50,519 we are orbiting the fucking payday 718 00:24:50,554 --> 00:24:52,554 to end all motherfucking paydays. 719 00:24:52,589 --> 00:24:54,189 Please don't pick this particular moment 720 00:24:54,224 --> 00:24:56,625 to go scurrying down the rabbit hole. 721 00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:57,926 Uh, trying to plan for my future 722 00:24:57,961 --> 00:24:59,294 is not scurrying down a rabbit hole, Marty. 723 00:24:59,329 --> 00:25:00,529 We are far 724 00:25:00,564 --> 00:25:02,064 from done... you understand that? 725 00:25:02,099 --> 00:25:03,865 Okay, I need your head in the game 726 00:25:03,901 --> 00:25:05,700 if we're gonna win this thing. 727 00:25:05,736 --> 00:25:07,502 You want to win this thing, right? 728 00:25:07,538 --> 00:25:08,670 I don't know. 729 00:25:08,705 --> 00:25:10,205 Now, you don't want to win this thing? 730 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,773 I didn't say I don't want to win it. 731 00:25:11,809 --> 00:25:13,475 I just said I don't know. 732 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:16,111 Jeannie, we're not gonna end up on a fucking park bench. 733 00:25:16,146 --> 00:25:18,680 Have you thought about it for one minute? 734 00:25:18,715 --> 00:25:20,382 Have you thought about what our lives 735 00:25:20,417 --> 00:25:21,817 would be like if this happens? 736 00:25:21,852 --> 00:25:22,818 Thank you. 737 00:25:22,853 --> 00:25:24,286 Or what our-our daughter's life 738 00:25:24,321 --> 00:25:26,655 would be like if this happens? 739 00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:28,223 So we win. Let's say we win, okay? 740 00:25:28,258 --> 00:25:29,658 Great, we win. 741 00:25:29,693 --> 00:25:31,059 Monica's bleeding out. 742 00:25:31,095 --> 00:25:33,128 We've pounded Skip into a fine dust. 743 00:25:33,163 --> 00:25:34,262 Then what? 744 00:25:34,298 --> 00:25:35,630 We mix the dust and the blood, 745 00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:36,998 put it a goblet and drink it. 746 00:25:37,034 --> 00:25:38,834 Uh... 747 00:25:38,869 --> 00:25:40,836 We are who we are. 748 00:25:40,871 --> 00:25:42,838 Oh, that's profound. 749 00:25:42,873 --> 00:25:45,407 And the payday of all motherfucking paydays, Marty, 750 00:25:45,442 --> 00:25:46,775 isn't going to change that. 751 00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:48,410 The only thing that's gonna change 752 00:25:48,445 --> 00:25:50,412 is that we are not going to have our company. 753 00:25:50,447 --> 00:25:52,280 And we have been through so much shit, 754 00:25:52,316 --> 00:25:54,883 and we've come out on the other side in, like, 755 00:25:54,918 --> 00:25:57,219 a pretty good place. 756 00:25:57,254 --> 00:26:00,021 So... 757 00:26:00,057 --> 00:26:02,724 I'm just saying can we slow down for a minute 758 00:26:02,759 --> 00:26:04,893 and think about this? 759 00:26:04,928 --> 00:26:07,863 We're going 55 fucking thousand miles an hour 760 00:26:07,898 --> 00:26:09,998 toward Cuba right now, 761 00:26:10,033 --> 00:26:13,502 and you want to slow down and think about it. 762 00:26:18,575 --> 00:26:20,575 What, what is it that you want? 763 00:26:32,189 --> 00:26:35,524 I need goddamn time. 764 00:26:37,127 --> 00:26:40,428 [♪ Cuban music playing ♪] 765 00:26:40,464 --> 00:26:42,030 ♪ ♪ 766 00:26:42,065 --> 00:26:45,066 [indistinct chatter] 767 00:26:46,670 --> 00:26:49,538 [♪ woman singing in Spanish ♪] 768 00:26:49,573 --> 00:26:51,072 ♪ ♪ 769 00:27:22,639 --> 00:27:25,640 ♪ ♪ 770 00:27:25,675 --> 00:27:30,675 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com