(WOMAN READING)
We're back.
Let's fucking do this.
Come on!
More pulling.
More getting mortal.
More fights.
Get your fucking hands off!
Things are about to go crazy.
Let the chaos begin.
(KISSING)
We are gonna meet Gary Beadle's girlfriend.
Just absolutely gorgeous.
Gary always said he was never ready to settle down,
but now he is ready to settle down and it isn't with me.
- You're a fucking mug, man. - You have never cared about me.
- Who hasn't? - Never!
Charlotte is proper in Gaz's face.
(SOBBING) I just feel like I was never good enough.
All I want to do is put all this shit behind with and have some kind of friendship.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is to do my hair.
I'm a natural beauty. Real boobs, real hair.
Get me in this house 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up.
I'm totally crackers me like.
I'm preened to perfection.
I'm cheeky, colourful and full of mischief.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs.
I'm gonna make sparks fly and get everyone feisty.
ALL: Geordie Shore, wae'aye!
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Aaron, what the hell are you doing in here?
(LAUGHTER)
The girls are giving me grief about sleeping in the bed next to Marnie.
I don't know what the problem is. It's just a bit of harmless flirting
and it's good that we're getting on.
(SIGHS)
Last night, Gary brought his new girlfriend, Lillie, to meet everyone
and Charlotte had the worst night of her entire life.
Yeah.
Waking up this morning, I feel like I've had a weight lifted off me shoulders.
It feels nice to have got out the things that I've kept buried inside for so long.
I can't help but feel still, like...
Angry?
I've got no time for Gary. It's all got to be on his terms and I'm sick of it.
So I'm making this decision for myself.
And I don't want to speak to him anymore.
I've got no time for the boy. Not now.
GARY: Last night for me was obviously a massive thing.
Introducing Lillie to everyone. But not only everyone, Charlotte.
When would you ever introduce your new girl to your ex-girl?
That shit doesn't happen.
I know it's hard for Charlotte to even think about me
moving on from her and actually seeing somebody else.
But, hopefully, there's a little bit of closure there for her
and we can slowly move on.
Where's Scott?
Suddenly, I realised Scott's not in bed. Where the fuck is he?
Why are you in his bed? I don't understand.
He carried us upstairs last night and I was hoping to get freaky until I was...
He fell asleep, but I didn't know he was asleep.
I tried to get freaky with Scott last night, but he was asleep.
What a fucking cheek.
He's not getting it any more. It's over.
I walk downstairs and I find a note from Scott.
Fuck, everybody needs to read this.
Everyone.
Now, it just says, "Oi, oi, listen, something's came up so I need to nash
"away for a few weeks. Don't miss us too much, you dafties, I'll be back ASAP.
"Love you all, Turbo Cock. PS, clean the fuckin' house."
GARY: In the letter, it says Scott's gone off to sort a few things.
I'm more surprised the kid actually could write a letter.
He's got a mental age of a three-year-old.
- (ALL LAUGH) - Foaming.
CHLOE: Scott obviously can't handle how much he's loved us.
So, he's had to go away to sort his feelings out.
I'm quite impressed with this.
Thing is, once I start it's got to be done properly.
I'm so confused about what's going on with me and Aaron.
All this flirting is bringing back good memories that I have of me and him and
I just don't know where our heads are at.
Like, I do feel like you are more close and flirty with us
now that I've got a boyfriend.
You never give us this much attention when I was single.
...jeopardise that. - I feel like it's just
because you want what you can't have, Aaron.
I do fancy Marnie and that's why we flirt.
But that doesn't mean I want anything else to happen.
I know she's got a boyfriend and I would never go there.
I think that we should try and not flirt.
It's not fucking... It's only...
It's harmless now.
I'm sick of Aaron playing dumb.
Saying that me and him aren't doing anything wrong.
On paper, he hasn't. I've got a boyfriend, though.
All of this flirting is going too far.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
ANNA: Hi!
KYLE: Girls!
HOLLY: Anna's here and this is never good.
She's either here to tell us about
the outrageous amount of Botox that she's had,
or to tell us that we're going to work. Great.
So, tonight, you lot will be taking Tash-On Tours
to another country.
Country?
Oh, my God. I'm absolutely buzzing. We're going to another country.
Where the fuck could we be going?
You're going to Bangor, in Wales.
Oh, man!
Fuck, it is another country as well, innit?
Eh? But Wales is in England.
Get your bags packed, good luck.
From what I've heard, Wales has got more sheep than people.
Maybe this won't be so bad after all.
(IMITATING SHEEP) Baa!
Let's get packed, then.
(LAUGHTER)
Everyone's buzzing to go to Bangor. It's my first trip away with work.
I have no intention of being professional.
Bangor!
Our bags are packed. We're so excited.
Get me out of the house, and get me to Bangor!
(ATTEMPTING WELSH)
(ALL LAUGHING)
Everyone's trying to practise Welsh words,
it just sounds like they're all trying to clear their throat to me.
ALL: Ugh!
Kyle's trying so hard to speak Welsh, he spat all over his shoulder. Rank.
Obviously, the Welsh are known for castles.
Everybody in Wales has a castle.
So I'm guessing we're gonna be staying in a castle.
Oh, what, what the fuck?
Anna, are you fucking having a laugh? It's a caravan?
I am fucking devastated. There'll be no bangin' in Bangor tonight, like.
I can barely swing a cat in this room, never mind me cock.
(LAUGHING)
(CHARLOTTE SPEAKING)
It's minus degrees and there's only one teeny-weeny little fireplace.
Me own shit would project more heat than that.
Tonight, we are going international.
We are hitting Bangor and we are gonna fuck shit up.
To the bus!
AARON: We get to the bar and the crowd are already there.
Let's get these singles fucking mortal.
(SPEAKING WELSH)
(REPEATING)
Fucking Welsh!
Bangor is a quiet town. But at night, this lot are pulling out all the stops.
Work is wicked.
It's me versus Chloe. Head to head, mano to mano, sheepo to sheepo.
Go! That's one.
NATHAN: I am bossing this. This girl is having the time of her life.
Limbs are flying everywhere. Chloe, watch and take note.
Four, three...
AARON: I can't believe that Nathan knows this many sex positions.
Chloe's gonna have to pull something out of the bag here.
Three, two, one, go!
This game is fucking easy. All I've got to do is go with my normal repertoire.
GARY: Five, six,
- seven... - (YELLING)
NATHAN: I don't know what the fuck's come over Chloe,
it's like she's possessed. She's riding this kid like she's on a rodeo.
(CHEERING)
I'm not gonna lie. I'm genuinely annoyed.
Chloe only won because the bitch is horny.
We're here for Tash-On Tours and it's about time someone started tashing on.
So it might as well be me.
(WOMAN WHOOPING)
Tash-On Tours is so good tonight.
Everyone's just pissed and having such a good time.
KYLE: Work was absolutely fucking mint. We're all mortal,
but now it's time to show these Welshies how to proper party, Geordie-style.
Work's done. Now we're off to the club to get fucking hammered.
Me and Kyle have been getting along so well since our chat the other day.
I feel as though we might have actually turned a corner in our non-relationship.
Me and Holly have hit a real turning point and I just want to let her know
how much she actually means to us.
Kyle is like most men on this planet. He doesn't say how he feels,
so when he does actually say that I'm the best thing that's ever happened
to him, that means so much to me.
I'm pretending I'm in a music video and I'm busting out me best moves.
I look mint.
NATHAN: I'm not exactly sure what Chloe's doing,
but it looks like she's having a fucking dance-off with herself in the mirror.
If I wasn't around Aaron, I wouldn't even be tempted,
but I can't get away from him and he won't leave us alone.
What Marnie needs to realise is, I did like her
but she's the one that got a boyfriend,
once she left the house, and there's nothing I can do about it.
I know that!
I'm so confused over Aaron. He's acting the way I always wanted him to act.
If he'd acted like this last time, something would have worked with us.
I've lost count of the amount of times
me and Marnie have tried to make this work.
I don't know if it's me, her, this house, but for whatever reason,
it's just not meant to be.
I feel like Aaron's plaything, but it was always more to me than that,
and it still is now.
- (MARNIE SPEAKING) - (AARON SPEAKING)
No, no, no, I...
There's obviously something there, because every time I walk away,
I keep going back.
For some reason, we just don't fucking work.
He knows that I wanted something to happen and he didn't.
It's just so frustrating how things can flip so quickly.
(MARNIE SPEAKING)
I'm absolutely foaming here. I can't argue with a fucking idiot.
She's talking utter shit. I've had enough of this.
(GLASS BREAKING)
MARNIE: What the fuck is that idiot doing now?
Smashing a glass. What's wrong, Aaron?
Thought you haven't done anything wrong.
Oi, mate...
One minute we're all getting on and the next minute,
Aaron's hoying jugs around and punching glasses.
What the fuck?
Tonight has been a disaster. Me and Marnie have argued all night.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Everyone's left the club in tatters
and now we've got to go to the shitty caravans.
Things are only getting worse.
GARY: I do feel for Aaron, 'cause he's got a very pretty girl flirting with him
every night who's got a boyfriend, but he can't do anything about it.
What are you meant to do?
(AARON SNORING)
I literally don't have a fucking clue what I'm doing.
I'm trying to stay angry at Aaron, but it's so hard,
because he always wins us over.
I don't know how two people can go
from screaming and shouting at each other
to flirting and kissing. What the fuck are we doing?
Oh, my God, I'm kissing Aaron.
I'm getting carried away and I can't stop meself.
Aaron necking on with Marnie, I really don't get these two, like.
One minute they're at each other's throats and then the next minute,
they're in each other's throats?
I've kissed Aaron and we're still flirting with each other.
This can only lead to trouble.
AARON: I must be drunk! Marnie's got a boyfriend.
What the fuck am I doing?
I've agreed that Aaron can stop me bed, as friends.
But who am I kidding? This isn't gonna end well.
(MARNIE LAUGHING)
I'm that drunk, I don't even know what's going on. Marnie's kissing us,
and her hands are all over us. This was a bad idea.
I'm so into Aaron right now, I'm not even thinking about Dan. I'm awful.
(GROANING)
I've had too much drink, I'm feeling sick, I've got to get to bed.
To be fair to Aaron, he's resisted Marnie for a very long time
but there's only so much you can take before you crack.
Gary comes over to help me make me bed for me and Holly,
and I do what all good friends do
and grass up Aaron for neckin' on with Marnie.
Oh, my God!
Knowing Aaron and the lad he is,
he is gonna regret this so much in the morning.
It's absolutely freezing in this caravan and there's only one way
me and Holly know to warm up.
(GASPING)
(MOANING)
I feel so sorry for all the boys in the caravan tonight
and anyone within a five-mile radius,
because no-one is getting any sleep tonight.
HOLLY: (MOANING) Oh, fuck.
Fucking great, Kyle and Holly are fucking banging.
It's that loud, I feel like I'm in the room with them.
(MOANING)
(KYLE SPEAKING)
(HOLLY MOANS)
HOLLY: Well, you know what they say.
If the caravan's a rockin', don't come a knockin'.
(BANG)
- (KYLE SPEAKING) - (HOLLY LAUGHING)
AARON: I've woke up in Marnie's bed.
What the fuck is going on here? I need to get out of here quick.
The first thing I do is go and find Gaz in the shower block.
I need to piece together exactly what's went on.
The more Gaz is telling us, the more I start to remember.
But fuck me, it's not sounding good.
GARY: Aaron says he remembers kissing Marnie in the bedroom,
but he can't remember anything else. To be fair, he was that pissed,
he wouldn't remember if Marnie tried to bang him.
(GARY SPEAKING)
I can't believe what I've done. Not only have I went back on me word
and necked on with Marnie, I think I've also fucked things up for her and Dan
and that's exactly what I didn't want.
I've woken up this morning and I'm feeling pretty wicked.
It must have been all that amazing caravan sex I had last night.
Morning, Mum and Dad.
(LAUGHTER)
One person who's not feeling so great this morning is Nathan,
who probably had about 3.5 minutes sleep last night.
I heard everything. I actually felt like I was in the room.
I had thought I was being quiet.
KYLE: It was so obvious that Aaron was gonna get into Marnie this time round.
They've got so much chemistry that they can't keep away from each other,
no matter what.
Hey, God, I don't know.
Marnie is now in a situation where she's gonna have to tell her boyfriend
what she's done. I would hate to be Marnie right now.
(SIGHS) Oh, God.
MARNIE: I've woke up and I don't think I've ever felt this bad in me entire life.
I can't believe I kissed Aaron last night.
It was the one thing I was trying so hard not to do.
(SOBS)
It's okay, it's okay. You're only human, Marnie.
Like it's, it's, it's bound to happen in the situation, no one...
I know, but Dan doesn't deserve that.
The only thing that you're guilty of, Marnie, is having feelings for Aaron.
At one point, I wanted to be with Aaron.
So, how dare he just fuck everything up with, with, with me and Dan?
I feel so bad for Marnie. Aaron has led her on from day one
and acted as if he's still interested in her, even though she's got a boyfriend.
So, what you gonna do, Marns?
I'm just gonna tell Aaron that I don't, I don't want him to speak to us.
Yeah.
Aaron's in the wrong, but so am I. I need to take responsibility for hurting
someone that I care about the most.
(SIGHS)
The last thing Marnie wants to do is to bump into Aaron.
So, I've decided to take the girls on a little activity to take Marnie's mind
off cheating on her boyfriend.
Yeah.
I've got to see Gary, Aaron and Nathan, 'cause all the others have just fucked off.
It looks like everyone else has done a runner.
So me, Aaron, Nathan and Chloe
are gonna go and see what Wales has got to offer.
(EXHALES)
What better way to take Aaron's mind off things than do a bit of crabbing?
CHLOE: Well, that's good.
(SCREAMS)
(NATHAN SPEAKING)
Gary's got a cheek saying that of me. The amount of lasses he's shagged,
it must be like a crab hotel down there.
(GARY SPEAKING)
I thought today was supposed to be taking my mind off things,
but all everyone can talk about is what happened with Marnie last night.
It's doing my fucking head in.
Fuck.
HOLLY: Today we are going trampolining in a cave,
and Charlotte is terrified of small spaces.
She's claustrophobic which probably explains why she's got a baggy fanny.
(CHARLOTTE SPEAKING)
This place sounds scary as fuck. I'm so nervous.
This is so good!
(ALL LAUGHING)
(GROANING)
I'm actually buzzing for this. We're going in tiny little caves
to bounce on trampolines. It sounds wicked.
(SCREAMS)
- No, no! - (LAUGHS)
I know how to get them out of this fear.
Just bounce around them in a little circle and make them cry.
CHARLOTTE: Why is Kyle making this 10 times worse?
If I could catch him, I would knock him out.
That's what you've got to go down.
Fuck it, I'm game.
No!
Kyle!
That was fucking mint.
(SCREAMS)
Thank God Kyle comes to rescue me, like a knight in shining armour.
See you later, pet.
(SCREAMS)
I'd never thought that I was scared of nets and caves.
But after going through that today, I feel as though I can take on anything.
Except mushrooms, I fucking hate mushrooms.
- Well done, kids. - That was mint.
Today's been wicked, but now I know I've got to get on that bus
and see Aaron, and I'm fucking dreading it.
Seeing Aaron has made us feel horrendous.
I can't look at him. I can't speak to him.
I just want to get back to Newcastle and forget that Bangor ever existed.
AARON: I've been on some awkward journeys in my life,
but this coach takes the fucking piss.
Me and Marnie haven't spoken to each other since this morning.
Me and the girls are buzzing to be back in Newcastle.
It's time to get ready and go out.
Tonight we need to just forget about all the arguments we had in Wales
and just try for once to have a wicked night. Let's hit the town.
AARON: Thank fuck Gaz started us off with a round of tequilas.
A bit of Dutch courage is exactly what I need.
I need to talk to Marnie as soon as possible,
but I am absolutely shitting myself.
There's absolutely no way that me and Aaron can be friends. We can be civil,
but we can't speak, 'cause look where it led us.
I'm testing Aaron by asking him if he thinks I should tell Dan.
And I'm hoping that he says no, so that all this flirting that he's been doing
is actually for a reason.
If there was ever a time for Aaron to prove that he's got feelings for us,
it would be now, to stop us from going to Dan.
But the fact that he's just sat there proves
that he's done all this for no reason at all.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Me and Charlotte are talking about Aaron and Marnie
and all we want is them two to make up,
'cause the house is awkward when they don't speak.
In this situation, Gary's always gonna have Aaron's back
and I'm always gonna have Marnie's.
So, we're gonna have to just agree to disagree.
Of course Gary wants to be friends with us,
'cause then he can have a laugh with me when he's inside the house
and when he gets out, he's got Lillie.
I don't want to be part of your convenient little plan, Gary,
'cause it's not convenient for me.
GARY: I don't know what's happened here.
I've gone from a nice conversation with Charlotte,
to her going berserk. What the fuck?
Only reason that she's still acting like this, is she still cares.
But she'll never admit that.
That's it, I'm done.
I don't want to hear one more dribble of shit that comes out of his mouth.
We're not talking anymore.
I can feel Marnie and Charlotte burning daggers in the back of our heads.
But you know what? Fuck them.
The word disaster doesn't even come close to tonight.
Get me home and get me to bed.
I'm going straight up to me bed. I don't want to be around anyone.
This night out has been the world's worst night out in history.
The girls don't want to talk to us, then fine.
I've dealt with them being silent before and I'll do it again.
The difference between me and Marnie is when I've got a girlfriend,
I don't look at anyone else.
Whereas, she's window shopping on someone else's credit card.
Me head is just all over the place, like, I don't even know how I feel.
There's nothing more hard than trying
to juggle a relationship and being in that house.
I just don't think I've got what it takes to do it anymore.
Do you feel like the thing with Aaron was just a mistake,
or do you feel like there was something more there?
It was a mistake, because I'm with Dan and I love Dan.
But it happened because there's definitely feelings there.
It's not, not a crime to have feelings for two people at the same time.
Yeah, I know.
HOLLY: Marnie's right. You can't choose who you like.
And, yes, she might have a boyfriend,
but she's also got really strong feelings for Aaron
and that must be so confusing.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
The doorbell rings and there's a kid there with some flowers for Marnie. Shit.
Marnie!
Oh, my God.
MARNIE: Nathan just walked in with a bunch of roses.
I know straightaway that they're from Dan. I feel fucking horrific.
(CHUCKLES) Oh, my God.
(SIGHS)
Fuck Marnie's life. I mean what are the chances of your boyfriend sending you
flowers the day after you cheat on him?
Like...
(HOLLY SPEAKING)
If I wasn't sure, I am sure now. I need to go and speak to Dan.
Marnie stands up and tells we that she's gonna
be leaving the house for a while.
It's probably for the best.
That means I won't go anywhere near her, if she's not here.
- Good luck. - Thanks.
See yous later.
I'm so anxious about seeing Dan. I don't know what he's gonna say
when he finds out what I've done.
All I'm gonna do is try and be as honest as I can and hopefully he will forgive us.
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
Hello?
- Hi, Charlotte. - Hi, Anna.
Oh, it was really good. We had a really good time.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the... That happened too.
Anna's on the phone and she's furious about what Aaron did in Bangor
and she's punishing me, Kyle, Chloe and Aaron by sending us to work.
What the fuck did I do?
It's a bar crawl for a 25th birthday party, all girls.
All girls, Charlotte?
All girls.
Anna calls and she's sending us to a 25th girls' birthday party.
Normally, that would feel like it was my birthday party,
but because I've got Holly, I'm in trouble here like.
I understand that it's Kyle job to go and entertain and flirt with girls,
but it doesn't mean that I'm gonna be happy about it.
Kyle hasn't done anything wrong yet, but my eyes will always be on him.
And he needs to know that.
It's work tonight. It's a Tash-On Tours 25th birthday party.
This should be interesting.
Charlotte, Chloe?
(CHEERING)
KYLE: We arrive at work and these girls are well up for it.
This is gonna be harder than I thought.
(CHEERING)
CHARLOTTE: Tonight at work's actually buzzing.
We're all drinking and the girls are loving it.
Happy birthday, darlin'.
- (KISSING) - Thank you!
I go to give the birthday girl a kiss on the cheek
and I end up kissing her on the lips.
Thank fuck Charlotte didn't see that, because she'd be straight back
to teacher with her little kiss report.
- (SQUEALS) - (LAUGHS)
I've been watching Kyle all night and so far, so good.
But the night is still young.
Me, Nathan and Gary are ready to hit Powerhouse and we're hitting it hard.
Tonight we're in Powerhouse and I'm completely in my comfort zone.
Let the games begin.
Next stop on the bar crawl is Tiger Tiger. Let's keep this party going.
Work is going off, everyone's having a mint time, and the girls are loving it.
Probably's a little bit too much.
Kyle is over there standing talking to girls. What the fuck?
(LAUGHING)
I'm going over and I'm going over to stop this behaviour right now.
Oh, look, here comes Charlotte, the fun police, to ruin my day and ruin work.
Thank you.
(LAUGHS)
No, Charlotte, I don't have to touch the girls to do my job, but it does help.
Holly's the one I want to be with, so these numbers mean nothing to me.
So, sorry, girls, but 0191, do one.
AARON: I don't believe what I'm seeing. Kyle has just ripped them up.
What you doing, mate? I would have had them, you fucking dick.
CHLOE: Work's done and I've had a good night and we're off to Powerhouse
to meet the others.
(SQUEALS)
KYLE: We get to Powerhouse and the others have already got the drinks in.
Now it's time to get fucking mortal.
So, the workers are back and I'm hoping that Kyle has behaved himself tonight.
I am so relieved that Kyle didn't do anything at work.
I don't know why I get myself so worked up over this.
I should probably just trust him.
Me and Kyle are catching up with Gaz and telling him what happened at work.
I can't believe Kyle got two birds' numbers at work,
even he did rip them up, Holly'll still go mental.
(LAUGHS)
It doesn't take long for me to find a good-looking lad.
This blonde-haired beauty came out of nowhere.
This lad doesn't move slow. We've gone from drinking to tashing on.
Buzzin'!
AARON: I'm on the dance floor no longer than three seconds
and I've already spotted a little fittie. I'm not wasting no time tonight.
Aaron's obviously enjoying the freedom, 'cause as Marnie's not here,
he's actually going on the pull.
I've never been happier. I love Powerhouse, me.
HOLLY: I haven't even had a chance to speak to Kyle tonight.
All he's been doing is hanging around with the lads.
And if he hasn't done anything wrong, then why is he ignoring us?
The more pissed I'm getting, the more paranoid it's making me
and I just need to speak to him.
Why can't Kyle realise that I haven't felt like this about anyone
in such a long time?
And every single time that he goes to work, I just want to crawl inside myself
and disappear.
Nothing!
The reason Holly gets jealous is 'cause the fact that when I first met her,
and I first started getting with her, I used to sleep with other girls.
But Holly's got to realise, I've changed.
On what planet does Kyle actually think that I would be okay with him
getting girls' numbers at work?
I can't deal with anymore arguments. I'm at me wit's end.
All I want to do now is forget this night and get home.
NATHAN: Me and this lad arrived back at the house
and there's only one place to go.
Shag pad!
I'm not fuckin' about. I'm getting naked, getting in that bed
and getting in that lad's mouth.
KYLE: All I want to do is sort things out with Holly.
I don't want to let this argument ruin another night.
HOLLY: I know this is just me being drunk and paranoid,
but right now, me and Kyle are back to square one again.
This is just exhausting.
(SOBBING)
(SNIFFING)
Holly doesn't realise that she makes us happy.
She always goes on, she wants us to be happy.
I'm happiest with her.
(NATHAN SPEAKING)
(ANDREW SPEAKING)
(NATHAN SPEAKING)
(ANDREW SPEAKING)
(NATHAN SPEAKING)
I'm starting to feel really freaky and then for some stupid fucking reason,
I start to tell him a story.
Nathan, Nathan, Nathan!
Me and Charlotte have got to leave Nathan to it. We're both pissed,
so we're off to bed.
Nathan, Nathan, Nathan!
I felt like I was in a fairytale and I'd got my happy ending.
Cheers, Prince Charming.
(NATHAN SPEAKING)
(NATHAN MOANS)
(LAUGHS)
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