1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,474 Can you hand me the pliers? 3 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:09,942 Here you go. 4 00:00:09,944 --> 00:00:12,911 Just like scissors, I'll give them to you handle-side first. 5 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:15,647 Hey, you guys. 6 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,316 Oh, no, no. 7 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:19,618 What are you guys doing messing around with Dad's grill? 8 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:22,321 You know he loves that thing, like, more than he loves all of us. 9 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:23,889 Yeah. 10 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:25,791 Dad doesn't get to grill enough since he's always away coaching, 11 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:29,161 so I'm upgrading his barbecue as a nice surprise. 12 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,229 Wanna help? 13 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:31,363 Aw. 14 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,399 Wow. Uh, let's see. 15 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:38,070 Stay here and help you guys destroy Dad's beloved grill 16 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:44,143 or go spend time with Diggie who came back from Australia just for me? 17 00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:46,612 Bye. 18 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:50,249 (Tightening click) 19 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,051 All right, the grill is a go. 20 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:53,385 Can you put the pliers back for me? 21 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:53,967 Whoa! 22 00:00:53,998 --> 00:00:56,318 You're coming at me pinchy-side first?! 23 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:59,591 I thought we were friends. 24 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:05,397 Pete: Hey, Parker, I'm home! 25 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:08,867 You're touching my grill. 26 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:10,102 Why are you touching my grill? 27 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:11,870 I love my grill. 28 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:16,341 Dad, we have upgraded your barbecue into a computerized smart grill. 29 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:19,044 Grill, show him what you got. 30 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:20,112 (Whirring) 31 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:24,283 Welcome home, Coach. 32 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,351 Whoa! 33 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:28,620 It speaks! 34 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:31,390 Yeah! Six different languages! 35 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,892 Danke, Fraulein Evan. 36 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:36,161 (Chuckles) It thinks I'm a girl. 37 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:39,431 - (Beep) - (Whirring) 38 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,201 Parker: It's connected via Wi-Fi to the kitchen appliances, 39 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:44,403 so the meat on the grill and the corn on the stove 40 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:46,271 are ready at the same time. 41 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:50,175 Might I suggest a nice tri-tip for our first meal together? 42 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:52,978 I love you. 43 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:55,747 - Thank you. - Thank you. 44 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,016 He is talking to me. 45 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,388 (Theme music playing) 46 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,057 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 47 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:07,392 ♪ B... B... Better in stereo ♪ 48 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:09,161 - ♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ - ♪ Let's go ♪ 49 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:11,330 - ♪ I lace up my high tops ♪ - ♪ Oh no ♪ 50 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:13,465 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not ♪ 51 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,167 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 52 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,669 - ♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ - ♪ Holler ♪ 53 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,671 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 54 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,274 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 55 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,276 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 56 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:26,445 ♪ When you say yea-ah-ah ♪ 57 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,480 ♪ I say no-oh-oh ♪ 58 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,816 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 59 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,085 ♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 60 00:02:33,087 --> 00:02:36,021 ♪ You, you, the other half of me, me ♪ 61 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:37,990 ♪ The half I'll never be-e ♪ 62 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:41,593 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 63 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:44,630 ♪ You, you, the better half of me, me ♪ 64 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:47,199 ♪ The half I'll always ne-ed ♪ 65 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:48,534 ♪ But we both know ♪ 66 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,769 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 67 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,375 Okay, in this scene, 68 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:59,711 SkyVolt and Garrison realize than an alien reactor is hidden 69 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:03,215 in the ice cavern and it is still operational. 70 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:04,550 You hear that? 71 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:07,319 That's fanboys everywhere gasping. 72 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:09,188 "(Gasps) What?" 73 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,357 Make them gasp! 74 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,992 (Bell rings) 75 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,360 Gemma: And action! 76 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:21,133 Garrison, why are the energy readings so high in the ice cavern? 77 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:23,776 (High pitched) Because there's an alien reactor somewhere in there. 78 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,207 - Cut! - (Bell rings) 79 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:30,209 I'm gasping for all the wrong reasons. 80 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:35,013 Josh, let me put this delicately. 81 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,748 Why are you so awful today? 82 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:38,884 (Laughs) 83 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,820 Oh, let me put this slightly more delicately. 84 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,689 Are you okay? 85 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:47,326 I'm sorry. I'm having a little trouble remembering how to play Garrison. 86 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,261 Ah. Look at me. 87 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:50,395 Closer! 88 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,399 Remember how to play Garrison. 89 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,703 - Good talk. - (Bell rings) 90 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,104 And action! 91 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:04,276 Garrison, why are the energy readings so high in the ice cavern? 92 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:06,812 (Deeply) Because there's an alien reactor somewhere in there. 93 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:16,355 I forgot how Garrison walks! 94 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,490 - Cut! - (Bell rings) 95 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:21,059 Are you okay? 96 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:25,697 Ever since Maddie broke up with me to get back together with Diggie, I've... 97 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,366 kind of lost my confidence. 98 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:29,368 Oh. 99 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:31,970 Yeah, I get that. 100 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,439 Break ups are super hard. 101 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,275 You know, I just went through one myself. 102 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:38,377 - Then you know what I'm talking about. - Yeah. 103 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:41,246 Like last night, I couldn't remember how to brush my teeth as a group, 104 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:44,149 so I did them all one at a time. 105 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:48,086 Okay. (Laughs) 106 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,988 I just forgot to condition my hair twice. 107 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,323 You've got it really bad! 108 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,392 Help me, Liv. 109 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:54,293 I... What do I do? 110 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:56,395 Mm... 111 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:56,950 Oh! 112 00:04:56,981 --> 00:04:59,164 Well, you know what helps me kind of refocus 113 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:02,267 is just a nice, deep, cleansing breath. 114 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:03,435 Ready? So... 115 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:05,304 (Both inhale) 116 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:06,838 (Exhales smoothly) 117 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,273 - Doesn't that feel nice? - Wh... wh... 118 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,508 What do I do with the air? 119 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,510 - Oh! - (Wheezes) 120 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:14,146 Oh, Josh. 121 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,914 You forgot how to breathe. 122 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:23,955 Hey, Mom. 123 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,757 What are you still doing here? 124 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,093 Oh, I volunteered to be detention monitor. 125 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:31,196 Oh. I just got out of Yo-yo Club. 126 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,531 Were you the only one there again? 127 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:35,200 Which makes me the president. 128 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:36,501 (Yo-yo whirs) 129 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,271 Oh, Andie? 130 00:05:39,273 --> 00:05:40,972 I'm surprised to see you here. 131 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,741 You're an artist, not a crumb-bum. 132 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:46,478 No, I've got a dark side, Mrs. Rooney. 133 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,414 When people say hi to me, I don't always say hi back. 134 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,851 Say hi to me. I dare you. 135 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,222 Checkin' myself in, Mrs. R. 136 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:59,358 Oh, no. Dump Truck, you don't have detention. 137 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,294 In fact, it's been... been months since you did anything wrong. 138 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:03,662 Oh. 139 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,230 That's my bad. 140 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:08,800 (Yelps) 141 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,370 Yeah, you're gonna need a new mop. 142 00:06:15,174 --> 00:06:17,242 And now you have detention. 143 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:18,143 All right. 144 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,548 I saved you a piece of filthy hallway right next to me. 145 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,517 And tomorrow, I will do the same for you. 146 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,519 - (Chuckles) - Wait a second. 147 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:30,288 Are you two trying to get detention? 148 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,925 You got us. 149 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,061 Andie's father forbids us from seeing each other. 150 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,562 He thinks I'm no good. 151 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,998 Detention is the only way we can hang out. 152 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:45,270 By judging me as a crumb-bum, he has dost condemned me to be a crumb-bum. 153 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:46,605 (Chuckles) 154 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:49,408 Well, perhaps I can help. 155 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:53,011 We are gonna sit down with Andie's dad. 156 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,246 You know, I'm a licensed therapist 157 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:58,049 and I have helped many students work through their issues. 158 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,618 There's a squirrel on my bike, guys! 159 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,186 There's a squirrel on my bike! 160 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:03,855 Mm. 161 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:06,792 They're not all success stories. 162 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,799 - (Beeping) - Garrison, what's going on? 163 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:17,135 (Deeply) There's a massive energy footprint coming from this stalagmite. 164 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,870 (Beeping continues) 165 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,138 (Device powers down) 166 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,873 Cut. 167 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:22,941 (Bell rings) 168 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,042 Hey, Liv. 169 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,812 I'm here on a field trip with the Chocolate Milk Lovers Club. 170 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:30,282 Oh! Where's... the rest of the club? 171 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,884 Well, you are looking at the president... 172 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,353 and only member. 173 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:39,558 - I love chocolate milk. Can I join? Oh! - (Gasps) 174 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,928 Ooh... Can I be vice president? 175 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,996 Ooh. Let's take a vote. 176 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,431 All in favor? 177 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,466 (Gasps) 178 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:48,834 It's unanimous! 179 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:49,768 (Both laugh) 180 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:53,004 Welcome, Mr. Vice President. 181 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:56,808 - Ah! - (Chuckles) 182 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:02,481 (Chuckles) Well, congratulations on your victory. 183 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:05,617 Can we do the scene again? 184 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,852 Eh. 185 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:09,688 This is for you, Joey. 186 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:10,989 (Bell rings) 187 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:14,292 And action. 188 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,595 - (Beeping) - Garrison, what's going on? 189 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:20,031 There's a massive energy footprint coming from this stalagmite. 190 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,433 (Beeping continues) 191 00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:23,756 The alien reactor must be buried inside the ice. 192 00:08:23,787 --> 00:08:24,336 (Gasps) 193 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:25,537 (Gasps) 194 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:26,771 Cut. 195 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:27,806 (Bell rings) 196 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:30,342 Yes! We finished the scene! 197 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:32,944 - Josh finished the scene! - Yeah. 198 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,946 Whoo! I'm back! 199 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:37,115 Josh is back! 200 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,850 I'm doing a victory lap around the stage. 201 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,852 Wait for me, buddy! 202 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:44,956 What just happened? 203 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:48,193 Joey cheered Josh up and he was able to act again! 204 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:52,030 (Panting) He's... he's way too fast. 205 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:57,135 Joey, something about having you around is boosting Josh's confidence! 206 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,371 We need you here all the time. 207 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:02,374 (Gasps) But Josh will be suspicious if you're here all the time. 208 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,875 It's hopeless! 209 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,912 Oh, I got it. 210 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,713 Give me a part on Voltage. 211 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:13,618 Ooh... that is a really bad idea. 212 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,922 - The worst. - Yeah. 213 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:20,191 But if we want to finish this episode, I don't think we have a choice. 214 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,826 (Scoffs) 215 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:26,831 Joey, you're on the show. 216 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,900 (Sighs) Voltage needs you. 217 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:32,804 Would you say that I'm... your only hope? 218 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,808 Well, I'd really rather not. 219 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:39,511 You're gonna have to. 220 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:44,849 Joey... 221 00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:47,886 you are our only hope. 222 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,621 (Squeals) 223 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:55,060 Good morning, Voltage! 224 00:09:55,062 --> 00:10:00,599 I am about to drop some sizzling hot acting on this icy cold cavern. 225 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,969 - Joey, you got a part in the show? - Oh, yeah. 226 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:06,071 A very small part. Joey. 227 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:07,539 - Mm-hmm? - In this scene, 228 00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:08,807 you're gonna walk in, 229 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:13,178 you're gonna hand him the device, and you're gonna say, "Here." 230 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:19,818 Yeah... I'm not sure that's what my character would say. 231 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:25,991 But it is what your character says. 232 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,126 Literally, it is your only line. 233 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,795 Well, actually not anymore. 234 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,198 I Joey'd up the script a little bit. 235 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:38,837 And I turned my part of Scientist #2 236 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,840 into Garrison's new tech-savvy sidekick: 237 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,975 Jax von Hapsburg! 238 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:46,845 You're fired. 239 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,413 Oh. Okay. 240 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:51,916 Well, like any great star, I burned bright and fast. 241 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,585 Jax out! 242 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:57,489 (Deeply) Wait, Joey! Don't go, man. 243 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:01,926 Kidding! 244 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,495 Kidding. 245 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,697 - No, not fired. - Oh. 246 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,998 Fired up... 247 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:11,069 to see this new duo, Garrison and... 248 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,339 Jax von Hapsburg. 249 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,010 (Dramatic music playing) 250 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:24,115 I won't be able to uncover this reactor by myself. 251 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:27,585 To save the world from Zaydock, I'm gonna need some help. 252 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:35,827 Help has arrived. 253 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:39,264 I am Jax von Hapsburg. 254 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:46,237 Zaydock is about to get... Jaxed. 255 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,405 Yes! 256 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,043 Cut! Just... just cut. 257 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,678 (Bell rings) 258 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,714 Was that too awesome? I gotcha. 259 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:59,350 I can give you 20% less awesome. 260 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,418 No, I can't. 261 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:05,890 (Doorbell) 262 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,563 - Oh. - Hey, Mrs. R. 263 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,532 Dump Truck, our meeting with Andie's father isn't until tomorrow. 264 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:18,603 Yeah, about that. I've... I've been feeling some nerviosity 265 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:21,272 in anticipation of said meeting. 266 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,508 - Mkay, well, come in. - All right. 267 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,743 - Come in. - All right. 268 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,077 How can I help? 269 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,846 My first predicament: 270 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:30,749 should I go with this leather jacket or this one? 271 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,951 See, I feel like the second one really lets you know that 272 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,019 I can give you a good pounding if you step out of line, 273 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,554 - you know what I mean? - Okay. 274 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,223 So, um, let me stop you right there. 275 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,425 I don't think that the look you want 276 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,128 to impress Andie's dad is aggressive street ruffian. 277 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,697 See? 278 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,233 This is why I came to you. 279 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,502 You are a knower of things. 280 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:55,206 Also, how do I project an air of gentlemanliness 281 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,941 without, you know, looking like a jerk? 282 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,811 Oh, good posture is always nice. 283 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:03,848 Posture. Mm-hmm... I see where you're going with this. 284 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:07,352 I did not see where you were going with this. 285 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,121 Walk to me. 286 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,724 If your posture is proper, the book will not fall off your head. 287 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:13,825 All right. 288 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,828 Mm. All right. 289 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,063 - Look at that. - It's pretty... Ooh! 290 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:22,667 Stupid book making me look bad! 291 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:23,902 - (Gasps) - (Thud) 292 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,975 Ugh, I am starving. 293 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,977 What are we barbecuing, gentlemen? 294 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,679 Uh, no barbecue tonight. 295 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,981 It's make-your-own pizza and salad instead. 296 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,984 You can also make pizza on the grill. 297 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:44,656 Nah. Everybody knows pizza's way better in the oven. 298 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,524 You are one silly grilly. 299 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,929 - (Door closes) - (Whoosh) 300 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:54,732 Enjoy your pizza. 301 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,002 Karen: Okay, let's make dinner! 302 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,938 - (Whooshing) - Oh. Oh! 303 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,306 Aah! 304 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,949 Oh, the fridge is as hot as a blast furnace. 305 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:04,609 What? 306 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,978 And all the food is spoiled! 307 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,047 Well, that's weird. 308 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,015 The meat drawer is still cold. 309 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,187 Do you think the grill did this? 310 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,689 No, Evan. 311 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,390 I think the blender did it. 312 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,473 Of course it was the grill! 313 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:24,796 My mother says sarcasm is the poor man's wit. 314 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:29,567 I gave him control of the appliances and he super-heated the refrigerator 315 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,470 and instantly spoiled everything but the meat! 316 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,072 It's time to shut this down. 317 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:38,009 (Whirring) 318 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:41,012 How did make-your-own pizza turn out for you? 319 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,947 Ha. Ha. Ha. 320 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,352 That's it. I'm pulling the plug. 321 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,754 I can't allow you to do that, boys. 322 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,891 - (Whooshing) - (Both scream) 323 00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:00,565 Liv! Thank goodness you're here. 324 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,500 We've been shooting the same scene all day. 325 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,502 (Chuckles) 85 takes. 326 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:09,173 Oh... Oh, no. Is it Josh? 327 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,009 No. 328 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,211 It's Jax von Hapsburg. 329 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:16,214 Who's Jax von... 330 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,415 Joey. 331 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,052 He's run amok. 332 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,587 - Go un-muck him! - Okay. 333 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,058 Hey, Joey. 334 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,559 - Liv, wait. - So... Okay. 335 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:33,431 I just figured out Jax von Hapsburg's signature weapon. 336 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,066 - The atomic yo-yo. - Okay. 337 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:38,036 - (Whirring) - "Evil just ran out of time." 338 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,872 Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock. 339 00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:44,742 Joey, stop. 340 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,945 You are here to boost Josh's confidence. 341 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,646 We're not paying you to act, okay? 342 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,381 We're paying you to be his friend. 343 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,516 What? 344 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,386 You're paying him to hang out with me? 345 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,856 Joey, I thought we were buddies. 346 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,960 And I thought we were friends. 347 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:11,836 And that was the day... that Jax von Hapsburg shed his first tear. 348 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,179 Well, well, look who it is. 349 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,282 If you promise not to bite us, we have a surprise for you. 350 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:27,685 We felt bad about yesterday, so we got you a gift: 351 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,920 all terrain tires. 352 00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:32,323 Once we put them on you, we can barbecue anywhere. 353 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,159 Tee-hee! We're not really putting tires on. 354 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,362 - We're being duplicitous. - Shh! 355 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,497 Don't spoil the surprise! 356 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,837 What do you think of your new (Stifled laugh) tires? 357 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:50,942 I don't know if I should barbecue or dance. 358 00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,343 You can do both. 359 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,678 Let me give you a countdown. 360 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:58,016 Three... two... one. 361 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,017 (Beep) 362 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,451 (Rattling) 363 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,953 What? No! 364 00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,122 You betrayed me! 365 00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:14,699 Is that my grill heading up to space? 366 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,972 Actually, according to my calculations, 367 00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:24,208 it should explode and splash down in Lake Hacheemachee. 368 00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:29,213 He did it because the smart grill turned evil. 369 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:34,085 I feel like there were less drastic choices, but it was pretty awesome. 370 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:38,689 (Doorbell) 371 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,058 Oh. Coming! 372 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,499 Come on, Dad! 373 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,435 Fine. I'm here. 374 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,605 But I'm not happy about this. 375 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,275 Well, welcome, Mr. Bustamante. 376 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,510 Thank you for agreeing to sit down with us. 377 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,746 I know that you'll give the Andie-Dump Truck issue 378 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,482 the reasonable consideration that it deserves. 379 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:07,185 Where is Dump Truck? 380 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,887 Let me guess, he's not even here yet. 381 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,389 You know why? 382 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,191 Because he's a crumb-bum! 383 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,560 Dad, give him a chance. 384 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,728 I will never give him a chance. 385 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,896 You know why? 386 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,198 Karen and Andie: Because he's... 387 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,365 All: A crumb-bum! 388 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,633 Okay. 389 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:26,637 I assure you, Mr. Bustamante, Dump Truck is a good guy. 390 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,476 Good evening, honored guests. 391 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,679 Wouldst thou like some tea and/or crumpets? 392 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,349 I'll have it, but I won't like it. 393 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,953 What is he doing? 394 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,755 I have turned your aggressive street ruffian 395 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,924 into a sophisticated society gent. 396 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,459 You're welcome. 397 00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:52,830 - Nice suit. - Thank you, sir. 398 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,834 Now that the refreshments have been served, let's move on to the pleasantries. 399 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,706 How 'bout that opera? 400 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,242 That's a whole thing, huh? 401 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:10,648 As you can see, Dump Truck is a refined, well-dressed gentleman. 402 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:14,685 Truly this tiger has changed his stripes and whatnot, you know? 403 00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:17,355 - Exactly. Whatnot. - Yeah. 404 00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:21,526 And I would love to have your blessings to see your daughter. 405 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,760 Hm. 406 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,630 Sorry, not interested. 407 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:26,731 What? 408 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,001 I... I made crumpets. 409 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:33,271 This isn't you. 410 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:36,607 Where's the guy who wears an old, worn out leather jacket? 411 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,710 And says things like, "Whoa, hey, yo"? 412 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,879 And never pretends to be something he's not? 413 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:49,287 That's the Dump Truck I know and I really, really, really like him. 414 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,454 Oh. 415 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,790 Three "really" s. 416 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,059 Am I blushing or what? 417 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,231 Look, I'm... I'm sorry. 418 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,801 I did all this stuff so that I could, you know, 419 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:07,705 impress your father, and the only person I wanted to impress is you. 420 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,374 Wow. 421 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:15,646 What you just said could only be said by a real gentleman. 422 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,483 I think that I was wrong about you. 423 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:23,421 So, do we have your blessing? Can I go out with him? 424 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,289 Absolutely not! 425 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:29,727 I can't have my daughter dating a guy named Dump Truck. 426 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,861 Fine. 427 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,597 Look, if it allows me to date Andie, 428 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:35,600 I will from this point forward go by my given name... 429 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,003 Marion Truckberg. 430 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,507 Oof. 431 00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:44,842 Stick to Dump Truck. 432 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,611 - Yeah? - All right, I will. 433 00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:53,217 Hey, Josh. 434 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,119 Hey, buddy. How you doin'? 435 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,687 That depends. 436 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,489 How much did Liv pay you to ask that? 437 00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:02,693 Josh, we really never meant to hurt your feelings. 438 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,629 We were just trying to rebuild your confidence. 439 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,764 Well, paying Joey to be my friend 440 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,799 wasn't the best way to rebuild my confidence. 441 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:12,069 Dude, I wasn't faking the friendship. 442 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,438 I'd hang out with you for free. 443 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,276 - Seriously? - Yeah. Absolutely, man. 444 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:24,715 I just got a taste of fame and mm, mm, mm, she tastes so good. 445 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,286 I'm sorry. 446 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,589 Hey, don't you apologize for Jax von Hapsburg. 447 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:34,091 He was the one good thing to come out of this. 448 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,993 Both: For real? 449 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,228 Yeah. 450 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:39,397 I mean, would I lie to my tech-savvy sidekick? 451 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,731 You would not. 452 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:41,799 Bro hug? 453 00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:45,903 Ah. 454 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:52,009 Um... that was super weird... 455 00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:56,314 but I... I feel awful. 456 00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,917 I never should have gone behind your back. I'm sorry. 457 00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:03,421 - Yeah, that wasn't cool. - Mm-mm. 458 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,424 But I do appreciate you trying to help. 459 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,525 (Chuckles) 460 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:08,759 I was a hot mess, wasn't I? 461 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,795 Yeah, you were. 462 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,430 You forgot how to breathe. 463 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:13,664 (Both laugh) 464 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,534 Do you forgive me? 465 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,403 I will after a bro hug. 466 00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:22,640 I'd really rather not. 467 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:23,908 You're gonna have to. 468 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,546 Ugh, all right. 469 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,015 Let's bro hug it out. 470 00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:36,253 (Laughs) 471 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,727 Hey, now that we're free to socialize publicly, 472 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:45,396 care to join me for a celebratory frozen yogurt? 473 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:48,566 I'd love that... Marion. 474 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:49,633 All right, come on. 475 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:54,705 Somebody karate kicked the door to my car. 476 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,707 I know it was you, Dump Truck. 477 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,642 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, it wasn't me, I swear. 478 00:22:58,644 --> 00:22:59,877 It must have been, uh... 479 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,045 (Action music plays) 480 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:05,583 Jax von Hapsburg! 481 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,658 I'm comin' for you, Jax! 482 00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:19,497 No, no, no, no, no! 483 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,737 Dump Truck, I was wrong about you. 484 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:29,507 You're all right! 485 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:32,831 Mr. Bustamante: He's a crumb-bum!