1 00:01:37,933 --> 00:01:39,310 Hello? 2 00:01:39,394 --> 00:01:40,645 Hello? 3 00:01:45,108 --> 00:01:48,153 Where's Caputo? I need to speak with him. 4 00:01:48,225 --> 00:01:49,860 - Take the tray, inmate. - But... 5 00:01:49,904 --> 00:01:51,281 Take the tray. 6 00:01:53,533 --> 00:01:55,493 My son's birthday's comin' up. 7 00:01:56,744 --> 00:01:58,037 Or... or it passed. 8 00:01:58,121 --> 00:01:59,414 What day is it? 9 00:02:48,546 --> 00:02:50,005 I slept on it like you said. 10 00:02:50,089 --> 00:02:53,133 Took a nice cold shower. Did some of those breathing exercises. 11 00:02:55,928 --> 00:02:56,971 And? 12 00:02:57,054 --> 00:02:58,681 I still think we should kill her. 13 00:02:58,764 --> 00:03:01,726 What? No! No, that was, like... 14 00:03:01,809 --> 00:03:03,936 the opposite conclusion you were supposed to come to. 15 00:03:04,019 --> 00:03:06,981 Well, clearly, you're a sensitive Sally on this one. 16 00:03:07,064 --> 00:03:08,608 I'll do it myself. 17 00:03:08,691 --> 00:03:10,526 Now, where are my gloves? 18 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:15,656 Okay, listen, Lolly is batshit bonkers. Fine, I'll give you that. 19 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:17,992 But she wasn't gonna actually dig up everything. 20 00:03:18,075 --> 00:03:19,619 Oh, you think she was diggin' for gold? 21 00:03:19,702 --> 00:03:22,705 Who the fuck knows? I don't know. She's weird. 22 00:03:22,788 --> 00:03:24,749 Maybe... maybe she was checking on the decomposition. 23 00:03:24,832 --> 00:03:27,627 Ah! Found 'em! 24 00:03:27,710 --> 00:03:30,087 Look, I can handle Lolly. 25 00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:31,256 No, you can't. 26 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:34,467 She's got too many loose screws. 27 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:37,595 Like my cousin Arlene, after they kidnapped her, 28 00:03:37,678 --> 00:03:39,889 put her in a truck, and gave her a pickax lobotomy. 29 00:03:39,972 --> 00:03:41,724 - Oh, my... - But... 30 00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:43,643 before she went blonde, 31 00:03:43,726 --> 00:03:45,811 that helped with her self-esteem a little. 32 00:03:45,895 --> 00:03:48,481 - She saved my life! - Yeah. 33 00:03:49,357 --> 00:03:52,360 We are talking about... murdering someone. 34 00:03:53,110 --> 00:03:54,737 A human being. 35 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:55,905 Again. 36 00:03:55,988 --> 00:03:57,990 Oh, my God, all the blood. 37 00:03:58,073 --> 00:03:59,784 Who said anything about blood? 38 00:03:59,867 --> 00:04:02,745 This time it's gonna be nice and clean. 39 00:04:03,663 --> 00:04:05,498 You ever hear of oleander? 40 00:04:10,836 --> 00:04:13,256 - Hey! - Whoa! Fifteen. 41 00:04:13,339 --> 00:04:14,757 - In a row? - Yup. 42 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,134 Suffering Sappho! You're good. 43 00:04:17,217 --> 00:04:18,511 You're quotin' Wonder Woman? 44 00:04:18,594 --> 00:04:20,596 Now, isn't that a little bit before your time? 45 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,558 Come on. All the comic book nerds know the lingo. 46 00:04:23,641 --> 00:04:25,351 And I used to jerk off to her when I was 12. 47 00:04:26,185 --> 00:04:27,312 And 27. 48 00:04:27,395 --> 00:04:29,397 You bad boy. 49 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,023 William Moulton Marston, 50 00:04:31,106 --> 00:04:33,859 who created Wonder Woman, had two wives. 51 00:04:34,652 --> 00:04:38,614 - See, why do you know that? - Well, call me a polyamory expert. 52 00:04:38,698 --> 00:04:39,907 Yeah. I forgot. 53 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:42,034 The whole boyfriend-and-husband thing. 54 00:04:42,117 --> 00:04:45,705 But now, those three were into bondage, very kinky stuff. 55 00:04:45,788 --> 00:04:49,041 That is why Wonder Woman was always chained up, 56 00:04:49,124 --> 00:04:51,544 trapped in cages, hog-tied. 57 00:04:51,627 --> 00:04:53,421 Kinda like how I spent my thirties. 58 00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:02,137 Hey, blanco grande, you work here. 59 00:05:02,221 --> 00:05:04,307 - Yo, I need audifonos, headphones. - And deodorant. 60 00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:07,393 The roll-on kind, not that spray shit. It's bad for the environment. 61 00:05:07,477 --> 00:05:10,605 These look like spider bites to you? Or you think it's shingles? 62 00:05:11,439 --> 00:05:13,023 They don't really itch, just hurt, 63 00:05:13,107 --> 00:05:14,692 you know, like I got poison in my head. 64 00:05:14,775 --> 00:05:16,819 - You should go to medical. - What about us? 65 00:05:16,902 --> 00:05:19,780 - We need stuff. - You can buy stuff at commissary. 66 00:05:19,864 --> 00:05:21,407 With what money? We don't got jobs. 67 00:05:21,491 --> 00:05:23,618 Hey, don't look at me. If there's no work assignments, 68 00:05:23,701 --> 00:05:25,995 I can't very well hand out work, now, can I? 69 00:05:26,078 --> 00:05:29,164 There is work, but you only got it for the OG inmates. 70 00:05:29,248 --> 00:05:31,334 Hey, look at it this way. Would you rather be scrubbing toilets? 71 00:05:31,417 --> 00:05:32,668 Maybe. Yeah. 72 00:05:32,752 --> 00:05:34,504 Better than sittin' with our thumbs up our butt. 73 00:05:34,587 --> 00:05:37,548 Look, there's a lot of ways to stay busy in prison, okay? 74 00:05:37,632 --> 00:05:39,925 You can read a book, you can watch educational television. 75 00:05:40,009 --> 00:05:42,637 You have to learn how to help yourselves in here. 76 00:05:47,266 --> 00:05:50,310 Bad guy with the crazy hair... 77 00:05:50,395 --> 00:05:53,022 You know, there's... There's nothing forbidden for you. 78 00:05:53,105 --> 00:05:54,482 This scoundrel bothering you? 79 00:05:54,565 --> 00:05:57,610 Well, uh, no, honey. No, he's not. 80 00:05:57,693 --> 00:05:58,944 But thanks. 81 00:06:04,283 --> 00:06:06,661 Careful there. You got a lot of cream there. 82 00:06:06,744 --> 00:06:08,287 It can cause a lot of mucus. 83 00:06:10,873 --> 00:06:13,000 Oh, no. We're not drinkin' it. 84 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:16,295 No, we're flippin' it. Tryin' to pass the time. 85 00:06:22,802 --> 00:06:24,554 That is one strange man. 86 00:06:24,637 --> 00:06:26,346 Yeah, he's basically Dr. Psycho. 87 00:06:26,431 --> 00:06:28,182 Oh, oh, oh. The one who hates women. 88 00:06:28,265 --> 00:06:29,600 - Yes! - Yes! 89 00:06:34,897 --> 00:06:36,231 It wasn't my fault. 90 00:06:36,315 --> 00:06:38,568 Michael Chinchetta was making fun of Mom. 91 00:06:38,651 --> 00:06:41,195 He called her a lesbian who howls at the Moon. 92 00:06:42,237 --> 00:06:43,739 He also made fun of my haircut. 93 00:06:43,823 --> 00:06:45,450 He said I look like Dick Van Dyke. 94 00:06:45,533 --> 00:06:47,618 Dick Van Dyke is an American hero 95 00:06:47,702 --> 00:06:49,745 and Michael Chinchetta is a bully. 96 00:06:50,705 --> 00:06:51,747 Dad... 97 00:06:53,207 --> 00:06:54,459 what's a lesbian? 98 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:57,377 Lesbianism is... 99 00:06:58,463 --> 00:06:59,797 a disease. 100 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,800 - Like what Mom has? - No, it's different. 101 00:07:02,883 --> 00:07:04,760 Another kind of mental illness. 102 00:07:04,844 --> 00:07:06,637 So what does Mom have? 103 00:07:06,721 --> 00:07:08,514 Mom has a highly active imagination 104 00:07:08,598 --> 00:07:12,142 and it makes her see and hear things that aren't there. 105 00:07:13,603 --> 00:07:15,646 - Like angels? - Yes. 106 00:07:16,230 --> 00:07:18,441 And little people in the walls, and... 107 00:07:18,524 --> 00:07:20,485 sometimes, Roy Orbison. 108 00:07:22,194 --> 00:07:24,697 But I think this new treatment is gonna change things. 109 00:07:27,492 --> 00:07:28,576 Bring her back to us. 110 00:07:28,659 --> 00:07:30,745 Am I gonna get Mom's disease? 111 00:07:30,828 --> 00:07:31,871 No. 112 00:07:32,913 --> 00:07:34,248 Only women get it. 113 00:07:34,331 --> 00:07:36,959 I hope she makes her tuna-fish casserole tonight. 114 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:39,587 - Or I can make it for her. - Shh. Enough. 115 00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:41,005 Here she comes. 116 00:07:42,256 --> 00:07:43,841 Why does she look like that? 117 00:07:44,759 --> 00:07:47,261 It's temporary. Go help her get in the car. 118 00:07:57,897 --> 00:07:59,982 Maria... can I talk to you? 119 00:08:00,065 --> 00:08:02,568 How come Fruit of the Loom never tried to hire me? 120 00:08:02,652 --> 00:08:04,194 I understood most of that. 121 00:08:05,445 --> 00:08:08,282 And I would be happy to speak with you if you are truly interested. 122 00:08:22,613 --> 00:08:25,716 I wanted to give you a heads-up about that girl you've been hanging out with. 123 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,176 I hang out with a lot of girls. 124 00:08:27,259 --> 00:08:28,385 She's new. 125 00:08:29,428 --> 00:08:31,430 Medium height, cheeks? 126 00:08:31,514 --> 00:08:32,765 Cheeky-cheeks. 127 00:08:33,933 --> 00:08:35,810 I've been doing palace of the mind to try and remember things. 128 00:08:35,893 --> 00:08:37,728 - Her name is a board game. - Ouija. 129 00:08:37,812 --> 00:08:39,522 Yes. Yes. 130 00:08:40,397 --> 00:08:43,025 Anyway... I thought you should know, 131 00:08:43,108 --> 00:08:46,320 I saw your friend stealing scraps of panties. 132 00:08:48,948 --> 00:08:50,032 And? 133 00:08:50,115 --> 00:08:51,576 And she can't do that. 134 00:08:53,493 --> 00:08:56,747 Well, you don't have a copyright on the dirty-underwear business. 135 00:08:56,831 --> 00:08:58,833 Maybe other people have plans. 136 00:08:59,959 --> 00:09:01,460 I'm sorry. Are you... 137 00:09:05,089 --> 00:09:06,716 You don't even have the infrastructure. 138 00:09:06,799 --> 00:09:08,383 - How hard could it be? - How hard? 139 00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:10,720 There's a website to maintain, and couriers, 140 00:09:10,803 --> 00:09:12,638 not to mention brand identity, client lists, 141 00:09:12,722 --> 00:09:14,974 payment. You can't... I'm... I'm not... 142 00:09:15,057 --> 00:09:18,310 Wait... I'm not revealing trade secrets to you. 143 00:09:18,393 --> 00:09:19,687 You're my competition now. 144 00:09:19,770 --> 00:09:21,230 We finished here? 145 00:09:21,313 --> 00:09:24,942 Maria, I urge you to stop and think about this. 146 00:09:25,025 --> 00:09:26,944 One illegal business is dangerous. 147 00:09:27,027 --> 00:09:29,572 Two businesses, particularly one that's not well-run... 148 00:09:30,489 --> 00:09:32,116 it could expose all of us. 149 00:09:33,826 --> 00:09:35,995 I better run it real good then. 150 00:09:43,002 --> 00:09:45,129 - Hey. - Hey. 151 00:09:52,052 --> 00:09:53,053 Hi. 152 00:09:55,055 --> 00:09:56,641 Can you keep a secret? 153 00:09:57,683 --> 00:09:59,476 I love secrets. 154 00:10:00,394 --> 00:10:02,396 No disciplinary violations. 155 00:10:02,479 --> 00:10:04,940 No petty or serious infractions. 156 00:10:05,024 --> 00:10:08,903 I see a "loafing and shirking" comment, but that's been crossed out. 157 00:10:08,986 --> 00:10:12,907 No work absences, no noted fights with other inmates. 158 00:10:12,990 --> 00:10:18,621 Actually, I don't see a single shot in two years. 159 00:10:18,704 --> 00:10:20,539 Looks like you've been a model inmate. 160 00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:22,750 That's me. 161 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:25,044 Well, you're eligible for early release, 162 00:10:25,127 --> 00:10:27,087 so let's talk about gettin' you out of here. 163 00:10:31,759 --> 00:10:33,678 This is a shit secret. 164 00:10:33,761 --> 00:10:37,139 This is a secret that fucks everyone who touches it. 165 00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:39,767 Yeah, well, tag. You're it. 166 00:10:41,435 --> 00:10:44,814 Are you sleeping? How are you, psychologically? 167 00:10:44,897 --> 00:10:47,692 I'm a mess. 168 00:10:47,775 --> 00:10:51,070 What do you think? I've never... I've never taken a life before. 169 00:10:51,153 --> 00:10:53,823 I'm just tryin' to get through the day without vomiting every hour. 170 00:10:53,906 --> 00:10:56,742 You're too sensitive. People like you shouldn't kill. 171 00:10:56,826 --> 00:10:58,452 Thanks for that great advice. 172 00:10:58,535 --> 00:10:59,912 And in my garden. 173 00:10:59,995 --> 00:11:01,538 Who do you think they'll blame, hmm? 174 00:11:01,621 --> 00:11:03,708 I'm your co-conspirator now. 175 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,044 Is he under the tomatoes? 176 00:11:07,127 --> 00:11:08,921 Please, say he's not under the tomatoes. 177 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:10,840 - I don't know. Maybe. - Maybe? 178 00:11:10,923 --> 00:11:13,550 I was going to pickle those, add a little sugar. 179 00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:16,846 I can't work with these sacks of sludge. 180 00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:20,015 The only thing worse than so-called "meat curry," 181 00:11:20,099 --> 00:11:23,193 is fresh produce fertilized with rotting flesh. 182 00:11:23,257 --> 00:11:26,143 You know, I didn't tell you so you could flip out about your vegetables. 183 00:11:26,146 --> 00:11:28,190 So why did you leave this flaming bag of dog shit 184 00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:29,441 on my doorstep, huh? 185 00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:30,776 You're not my daughter. 186 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,444 You've never come to me for anything. 187 00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:33,779 You're right. 188 00:11:35,614 --> 00:11:37,783 You are the last person I wanna trust 189 00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:40,494 with this fucking albatross of a secret... 190 00:11:41,245 --> 00:11:42,747 but I need your help. 191 00:11:44,331 --> 00:11:46,500 Frieda wants to... kill Lolly. 192 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:50,254 Literally... kill her, and she won't listen to me. 193 00:11:51,713 --> 00:11:54,716 You're the resident Frieda-whisperer, so... whisper. 194 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,763 Work your magic. 195 00:12:02,682 --> 00:12:04,559 Has she tried anything yet? 196 00:12:04,643 --> 00:12:07,312 No, but she's making this poisonous tea 197 00:12:07,396 --> 00:12:09,648 out of these oleander leaves she found out by the fence. 198 00:12:09,731 --> 00:12:11,191 Oh, those fucking leaves. 199 00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:14,820 She's been dying to use those. Shit! 200 00:12:15,905 --> 00:12:18,740 Hello? Uh, Litchfield Public Library? 201 00:12:19,741 --> 00:12:24,371 I'm calling from Jefferson, um... Chemical. 202 00:12:24,454 --> 00:12:28,083 Our Internet is broken. It is such a buzzkill. 203 00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:33,255 Would you mind looking up a few urgent things for us? 204 00:12:35,424 --> 00:12:38,427 Great. Thank you so much. 205 00:12:39,219 --> 00:12:41,346 Yes. First question. 206 00:12:42,264 --> 00:12:44,349 Is Beyoncé really getting divorced? 207 00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:48,687 Because we read a real suspicious-sounding article in US Weekly, and... 208 00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:49,939 Mr. Healy! 209 00:12:50,022 --> 00:12:52,482 - Hello? Are you still... - Uh... 210 00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:55,777 how may I, uh, assist you this fine afternoon? 211 00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:57,905 I wanna see Caputo. 212 00:12:57,988 --> 00:13:01,951 Well, his next availability, 213 00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:04,619 mmm-hmm, one second... 214 00:13:04,703 --> 00:13:07,747 is, mmm, in two weeks. 215 00:13:07,832 --> 00:13:09,374 You're kiddin' me, right? 216 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:15,297 You know, Mr. Healy, back in the day, it was real good... 217 00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:21,303 when we had plenty of time to see you, 218 00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:23,848 but now, I... I don't know. 219 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:26,725 Really, huh? 220 00:13:26,808 --> 00:13:30,229 How about, uh... two boxes of Good and Plenty? 221 00:13:30,312 --> 00:13:32,522 - Five. - Three. 222 00:13:37,862 --> 00:13:39,529 Mr. Healy's here to see you. 223 00:13:39,613 --> 00:13:42,199 Fuck. 224 00:13:43,075 --> 00:13:45,744 Outside, he's in Side Boob. 225 00:13:45,827 --> 00:13:47,872 In here, he's the head boob. 226 00:13:47,955 --> 00:13:49,248 If you want something, 227 00:13:49,331 --> 00:13:51,583 you might wanna start out by not insulting me. 228 00:13:52,376 --> 00:13:54,753 I'd like to talk to you about inmate King. 229 00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:57,339 Good. 230 00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:58,423 What's the update? 231 00:13:58,507 --> 00:14:01,135 Well, unfortunately, she's been hangin' out 232 00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:03,220 with some unsavory types. 233 00:14:03,303 --> 00:14:05,055 Hard to avoid in prison. 234 00:14:05,139 --> 00:14:07,724 I think it would be good for her to stay busy. 235 00:14:08,642 --> 00:14:09,643 I got an idea. 236 00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:12,729 Cooking class. 237 00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:14,940 We can't afford new equipment. 238 00:14:15,024 --> 00:14:16,901 Hey, she's very resourceful. 239 00:14:16,984 --> 00:14:18,527 I'm telling you, I've seen the videos. 240 00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:21,363 She can take an olive jar and turn it into a snow globe. 241 00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:23,740 And what about food? And ingredients? 242 00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:25,200 Well, we got the garden. 243 00:14:25,284 --> 00:14:28,328 We got a bunch of those canned goods in the expired earthquake kits. 244 00:14:28,412 --> 00:14:32,207 Ah, and if one inmate gets salmonella from a ten-year-old sardine, 245 00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:33,708 it's my neck on the line. 246 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,794 Hey, look, you gave Berdie an improv troupe. 247 00:14:35,878 --> 00:14:39,464 I'm talkin' about a culinary-skills class taught by a world-class chef. 248 00:14:39,548 --> 00:14:42,384 Everybody in here would want in. You know that, Joe. 249 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,552 Mmm-hmm. 250 00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:45,554 So what you're sayin' is 251 00:14:45,637 --> 00:14:47,973 you're gonna take a bunch of restless inmates... 252 00:14:49,641 --> 00:14:51,643 keep them occupied a couple of times a week. 253 00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:53,020 Correct-a-mundo. 254 00:14:54,897 --> 00:14:57,357 Fine then. Yes, you have my blessing. 255 00:14:58,317 --> 00:15:00,110 Talk to Piscatella first. 256 00:15:00,694 --> 00:15:02,404 Aye, aye, el Caputano. 257 00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:04,823 Healy! 258 00:15:06,325 --> 00:15:07,326 Yeah? 259 00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:09,203 No knives. 260 00:15:09,286 --> 00:15:11,163 Obviously. 261 00:15:17,794 --> 00:15:19,046 What are you doing? 262 00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:21,256 I'm making breakfast. 263 00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:23,258 But it's the middle of the night. 264 00:15:23,342 --> 00:15:25,385 I couldn't sleep and I wanted to keep my hands busy. 265 00:15:26,303 --> 00:15:27,387 Take a seat, kiddo. 266 00:15:31,808 --> 00:15:35,395 Deviled eggs and a side of tomato. 267 00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:45,864 Are you feeling better now? 268 00:15:45,948 --> 00:15:49,368 I am, especially now that I'm with my little man. 269 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:52,955 You're not hungry? 270 00:15:53,956 --> 00:15:55,332 I'm allergic to eggs. 271 00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:58,460 - What are you talking about? - They make me itchy. 272 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,129 I get a rash. 273 00:16:02,339 --> 00:16:03,465 Sorry. 274 00:16:04,883 --> 00:16:08,053 This new therapy... it makes my brain a little skippy. 275 00:16:16,561 --> 00:16:21,608 Actually... I was thinking about stopping the treatments. 276 00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:23,693 They're very traumatic, 277 00:16:23,777 --> 00:16:26,571 the way they put these metal plates on my head, 278 00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:28,782 and then, afterwards... 279 00:16:28,865 --> 00:16:31,368 it's like I've been erased. 280 00:16:31,451 --> 00:16:32,995 Does Dad know? 281 00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:34,413 I'm only telling you... 282 00:16:35,414 --> 00:16:37,749 because you understand me. 283 00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:39,543 You always have. 284 00:16:40,294 --> 00:16:42,879 Don't you want Mommy to hear the angels again, 285 00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:44,131 to be happy? 286 00:16:44,214 --> 00:16:45,424 No. 287 00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:47,926 I think it's better when you do the plates. 288 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:49,761 I don't like it when you're crazy. 289 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,936 Of course. You're right. 290 00:17:03,525 --> 00:17:04,526 You hear that? 291 00:17:05,402 --> 00:17:07,862 Oh, it's the sprinkler. 292 00:17:07,946 --> 00:17:10,115 Your father will be angry if we leave it on all night. 293 00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:14,411 Finish your juice. I'll go shut it off. 294 00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:36,683 Mom! 295 00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:49,863 Mom! 296 00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:54,076 Mom! 297 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:10,300 All right, ladies. Shift's over. 298 00:18:10,384 --> 00:18:11,801 That's it. Let's go. 299 00:19:25,459 --> 00:19:26,501 Ugh! 300 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:55,489 What the fuck, Red? 301 00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:58,116 I know all about your plan to poison the crazy girl. 302 00:19:59,993 --> 00:20:02,161 You think I'm that stupid? 303 00:20:02,246 --> 00:20:05,039 I'd carry a cup of death juice in plain sight? 304 00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:06,666 That was coffee! 305 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,751 Sure it was, 306 00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,837 and Rasputin had a sea cucumber instead of a penis. 307 00:20:15,759 --> 00:20:16,760 Trust me! 308 00:20:17,427 --> 00:20:21,931 When I'm ready to make my move, it's gonna be a lot less conspicuous. 309 00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:26,895 Can't mind your own business for five goddamn minutes, can you, Red? 310 00:20:26,978 --> 00:20:28,230 Oh, I'll mind my own business 311 00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:31,316 when people stop burying bodies in my garden. 312 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,068 Now come... walk with me. 313 00:20:35,529 --> 00:20:38,031 Poison is beneath you, Frieda, huh? 314 00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:40,367 It's for witches and bored housewives, 315 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:44,037 not badass biker chicks with octopus tattoos. 316 00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:46,831 What can I say? I'm gettin' old. 317 00:20:46,915 --> 00:20:48,583 Oh, you are. So am I. 318 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:49,918 What's your point? 319 00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:53,046 I know where all the bodies are buried... 320 00:20:53,963 --> 00:20:56,508 not just the literal ones. 321 00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:59,636 I can't go back to Max. 322 00:21:00,554 --> 00:21:01,763 I'll die down there. 323 00:21:02,639 --> 00:21:05,767 If you poison that girl, it'll get back to you, 324 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:08,853 and you'll be lucky if they give you Max. 325 00:21:10,021 --> 00:21:11,105 Go! Get out of here! 326 00:21:11,189 --> 00:21:13,107 Get out of here! Get out of here! 327 00:21:13,191 --> 00:21:15,777 Take cover right now! Don't you come over here! 328 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:18,237 - Go! - Hey, don't shove me! 329 00:21:18,322 --> 00:21:19,781 I am not shoving. I'm saving. 330 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:21,950 There's a Hellfire missile up there with your name on it. 331 00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:24,411 There's a Hellfire missile that says "Ramona"? 332 00:21:24,494 --> 00:21:27,456 Yeah. Read about the Patriot Act. It's all in there, girl. 333 00:21:27,539 --> 00:21:31,167 She's a broken cuckoo clock. So? We already knew that. 334 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:34,796 She can run her mouth off to random inmates... 335 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:38,007 but if she blabs to anyone in real power, 336 00:21:38,091 --> 00:21:39,468 we're all dead. 337 00:21:40,802 --> 00:21:42,679 She's a problem, Red. 338 00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:45,349 I know it and you know it. 339 00:21:45,432 --> 00:21:47,309 Yes? 340 00:21:48,852 --> 00:21:52,564 - You rang? - Oh, come in. Come in. 341 00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:56,234 I was just watching a documentary on a sushi chef 342 00:21:56,318 --> 00:21:58,445 that works in a subway station. 343 00:22:00,364 --> 00:22:03,367 I don't eat sushi and I don't take subways, 344 00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:05,619 but it's interesting to me. 345 00:22:06,745 --> 00:22:08,037 Oh, thank you. 346 00:22:10,374 --> 00:22:12,376 The pride he took in his work, you know? 347 00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:17,756 Anyways... I have some good news. 348 00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:19,674 My sentence has been commuted. 349 00:22:22,218 --> 00:22:23,387 You're a funny criminal. 350 00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:25,304 But no. 351 00:22:27,807 --> 00:22:29,350 I pulled some strings... 352 00:22:31,144 --> 00:22:33,480 and I've arranged for you 353 00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:35,565 to lead a cooking class. 354 00:22:37,901 --> 00:22:39,027 I see. 355 00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:45,659 Thinking of calling it, the... King of the Kitchen... 356 00:22:45,742 --> 00:22:49,245 - Ah. - ...or, um, "Le Cordon King." 357 00:22:50,539 --> 00:22:52,957 Well, I hope this doesn't sound impolite, 358 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:56,670 but I'd like to decline your considerate offer. 359 00:22:57,921 --> 00:22:59,005 Is that so? 360 00:22:59,088 --> 00:23:00,549 No, I mean, by all means, put me to work. 361 00:23:00,632 --> 00:23:02,551 I would love to learn a new trade, 362 00:23:02,634 --> 00:23:05,554 maybe plumbing or... or electricals. 363 00:23:05,637 --> 00:23:10,684 Mmm, well, electrical is, uh... poorly managed. 364 00:23:10,767 --> 00:23:13,687 Well, you choose. You're the expert. 365 00:23:15,647 --> 00:23:17,231 You know, I've chosen. 366 00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:19,943 You know, these girls, a lot of them, 367 00:23:20,026 --> 00:23:22,737 come from poor, disadvantaged communities... 368 00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:26,407 and this class could make a big difference for them. 369 00:23:26,491 --> 00:23:28,326 But I guess you don't care about that, huh? 370 00:23:28,409 --> 00:23:29,410 Helping others? 371 00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:32,747 Oh, I do. I do. 372 00:23:34,123 --> 00:23:36,501 That's why I set up a scholarship fund 373 00:23:36,585 --> 00:23:39,128 for young chefs in rural Tennessee. 374 00:23:39,212 --> 00:23:43,049 It's why I do everything I can to diversify all my kitchens. 375 00:23:43,132 --> 00:23:46,511 I sit on numerous boards, volunteer, do PBS. 376 00:23:46,595 --> 00:23:49,889 So, forgive me if I want a respite. 377 00:23:51,641 --> 00:23:53,142 I'm sorry. 378 00:23:53,226 --> 00:23:56,062 This is what MCC has decided is best for you. 379 00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:01,192 Of course. 380 00:24:02,443 --> 00:24:04,738 Happy to oblige. 381 00:24:05,739 --> 00:24:06,740 Thank you. 382 00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:17,416 I liked the part, uh, with the puppets... 383 00:24:17,501 --> 00:24:20,545 and when the woman set the bishop on fire. 384 00:24:20,629 --> 00:24:22,756 Yeah, I didn't really get a lot of it. 385 00:24:22,839 --> 00:24:25,174 I didn't either, but I think that's kinda, like, 386 00:24:25,258 --> 00:24:27,844 what this cultural thing is about, you know? 387 00:24:27,927 --> 00:24:29,513 It's like AA. 388 00:24:29,596 --> 00:24:31,723 Half the job is just showin' up. 389 00:24:32,932 --> 00:24:35,852 Well, it's, um, it's late. I should go home. 390 00:24:35,935 --> 00:24:37,812 Well, I... I got a car. Let me give you a ride. 391 00:24:37,896 --> 00:24:39,063 It's okay. I'll get a cab. 392 00:24:40,398 --> 00:24:41,440 You didn't have fun? 393 00:24:42,692 --> 00:24:44,694 - I did. - So? 394 00:24:45,403 --> 00:24:46,530 So... 395 00:24:47,947 --> 00:24:49,240 you're my therapist. 396 00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,284 Social worker, not therapist. 397 00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:53,161 It feels wrong. 398 00:24:53,244 --> 00:24:56,122 Hey, we're just two people, trying to figure it out, you know? 399 00:24:57,373 --> 00:24:59,543 - I'm gonna go. - Okay. 400 00:25:32,576 --> 00:25:33,577 Mom? 401 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,497 It's me... Sam. 402 00:25:41,084 --> 00:25:42,168 Sam? 403 00:25:56,015 --> 00:25:57,141 Long day at the office? 404 00:25:57,225 --> 00:26:01,270 First, I had to photocopy, and alphabetize, 405 00:26:01,354 --> 00:26:03,231 all of the W2s for the new guards, 406 00:26:03,314 --> 00:26:06,525 which I then had to fax to some chick named Heather at MCC 407 00:26:06,610 --> 00:26:08,612 and then some other chick named Tonya at the BOP, 408 00:26:08,695 --> 00:26:11,906 so now I know all the guards' middle names. 409 00:26:11,990 --> 00:26:14,200 Then, when I was supposed to take my lunch break, 410 00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:17,203 Mr. Caputo needed help downloading the latest version of Excel. 411 00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:19,080 Why? Because he's like a hundred years old 412 00:26:19,163 --> 00:26:21,708 and doesn't know how to use a computer, which I don't either, 413 00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:23,251 but it's really not that hard, like... 414 00:26:23,334 --> 00:26:25,336 - common sense, people. - Mmm. 415 00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:29,716 Oh, and then I had to fill out an order form for order forms. 416 00:26:29,799 --> 00:26:31,300 So weird, right? 417 00:26:31,384 --> 00:26:34,137 Oh, and I got to eat this bar that Caputo eats sometimes 418 00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:38,016 instead of food when he's really busy, and it wasn't that bad. 419 00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:41,645 Had this weird color, and he said I would probably have trouble poopin'. 420 00:26:41,728 --> 00:26:45,189 I need to get myself a yoga ball. 421 00:26:45,273 --> 00:26:47,566 Did you call the public library like I asked? 422 00:26:48,652 --> 00:26:51,487 - I... I did. - Oh! And? 423 00:26:52,405 --> 00:26:54,323 Go! Come on. What'd they say? 424 00:26:54,407 --> 00:26:56,993 Are dragons covered in feathers, like the dinosaurs, 425 00:26:57,076 --> 00:27:00,163 or are they covered in scales like the Gorgons? 426 00:27:00,246 --> 00:27:02,791 You know... they weren't quite sure. 427 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,880 With responsibility comes great power. 428 00:27:08,963 --> 00:27:10,548 Isn't it the other way around? 429 00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:13,301 No. Think about it. 430 00:27:13,927 --> 00:27:17,096 I will call the library people tomorrow, Suzanne. 431 00:27:19,724 --> 00:27:21,475 I promise. 432 00:27:27,691 --> 00:27:28,942 You got power now, right? 433 00:27:29,025 --> 00:27:30,068 Mmm-mmm. 434 00:27:30,151 --> 00:27:33,780 I got a desk. That's it. And, like, a phone. 435 00:27:33,863 --> 00:27:36,115 And, like, the ear of the warden, but that's it. 436 00:27:36,199 --> 00:27:38,785 So, if I needed something... 437 00:27:38,868 --> 00:27:41,162 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, no. 438 00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:43,957 Don't get me involved in your Middle East bullshit. 439 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,209 Hey, you got to share the love, homie. 440 00:27:46,292 --> 00:27:48,920 I mean, that's how black people be gettin' ahead. 441 00:27:49,003 --> 00:27:50,296 - Mmm-hmm. - Look at Obama. 442 00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:52,716 - Change. - He got to be president, 443 00:27:52,799 --> 00:27:56,010 - so now the rest of us get to be... - In prison. 444 00:27:56,094 --> 00:27:58,554 Oh! I forgot to tell y'all. 445 00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:01,474 I've got hella big news on Judy King. 446 00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:06,020 Yo, Poussey will lose her shit. Where she at? 447 00:28:06,562 --> 00:28:08,147 She busy. 448 00:28:09,148 --> 00:28:10,649 Well, you can't really do that. 449 00:28:10,734 --> 00:28:12,986 You can't control what goes on in your dreams. 450 00:28:13,069 --> 00:28:14,821 - Uh, yeah, you can. - What? 451 00:28:14,904 --> 00:28:16,697 It's called lucid dreaming. 452 00:28:16,781 --> 00:28:20,451 No. No, no, no. Lucid dreaming is when you talk to yourself in your dreams. 453 00:28:20,534 --> 00:28:24,205 Like, "Hey, you. Wake up. You didn't actually go to school naked." 454 00:28:25,874 --> 00:28:27,250 Well, whatever it's called, 455 00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:32,338 you can totally curate pictures and themes that go into your brain. 456 00:28:32,421 --> 00:28:35,299 Like your own private film festival. 457 00:28:35,383 --> 00:28:38,094 Doesn't that, sort of, defeat the purpose of a dream? 458 00:28:38,177 --> 00:28:39,345 - Hmm. - Like, 459 00:28:39,428 --> 00:28:41,347 it's supposed to be about surprises. 460 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,892 Ugh! I don't like surprises. 461 00:28:43,975 --> 00:28:46,978 I like to be... in control. 462 00:28:47,061 --> 00:28:49,313 That's funny 'cause... 463 00:28:49,397 --> 00:28:52,066 ...I sort of like it when you lose control. 464 00:28:52,150 --> 00:28:56,154 Like... when I do this. 465 00:29:13,755 --> 00:29:15,339 You got a problem down here with kites? 466 00:29:15,423 --> 00:29:16,925 No, sir. 467 00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:25,349 Burset. 468 00:29:28,978 --> 00:29:31,815 I never thought I'd be happy to see that mustache. 469 00:29:31,820 --> 00:29:33,046 You gotta get me out of here. 470 00:29:33,107 --> 00:29:36,986 Well, turning your cell into a Russian bath is not helping your case. 471 00:29:37,070 --> 00:29:39,948 Flooding is a punishable offense. You should know that. 472 00:29:40,031 --> 00:29:42,491 How else was I supposed to get your attention? 473 00:29:42,575 --> 00:29:43,659 Well, you can ask for me. 474 00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:45,536 Are you kiddin' me? 475 00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:47,371 I've been shoutin' your name for months. 476 00:29:47,455 --> 00:29:49,332 Well, you have not been down here that long. 477 00:29:49,415 --> 00:29:52,085 Easy for you to say. 478 00:29:52,168 --> 00:29:55,964 You haven't been thrown in a dungeon, forgotten about. 479 00:29:56,923 --> 00:29:58,632 No one has forgotten about you. 480 00:29:58,716 --> 00:30:01,803 Sophia, you're a smart girl. 481 00:30:01,886 --> 00:30:04,848 You have to know you're not helping yourself. 482 00:30:04,931 --> 00:30:06,850 You need to meet me halfway 483 00:30:06,933 --> 00:30:09,352 if we have any chance of gettin' you out of here. 484 00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:12,230 I wanna talk to my wife. 485 00:30:12,313 --> 00:30:13,940 Tell her where I am. 486 00:30:16,234 --> 00:30:18,069 I've already spoken with Crystal. 487 00:30:18,152 --> 00:30:19,653 What? 488 00:30:19,737 --> 00:30:21,697 What... What'd she say? 489 00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:24,700 Well, she agrees with me. 490 00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:28,579 We need to wait for the right time to return you to gen pop. 491 00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:30,206 She would never say that. 492 00:30:31,124 --> 00:30:32,666 You lyin'. 493 00:30:32,750 --> 00:30:34,085 Think about it. 494 00:30:35,003 --> 00:30:36,545 You're still in here, aren't you? 495 00:30:43,136 --> 00:30:44,220 What are you doin'? 496 00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:45,972 Put your shirt back on! 497 00:30:47,098 --> 00:30:48,766 I advise you not... 498 00:30:59,777 --> 00:31:01,946 Either you let me out of here, 499 00:31:02,030 --> 00:31:05,824 or I'm gonna keep flushin' this toilet till I drown myself! 500 00:31:05,909 --> 00:31:07,826 You're doin' this to yourself. 501 00:31:08,744 --> 00:31:10,288 Remember that. 502 00:31:16,961 --> 00:31:19,130 CO Schmuck-a-Fuck, get over here. 503 00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:21,090 Schmuck-a-Fuck. 504 00:31:21,174 --> 00:31:23,801 Move Burset to a dry cell before she gets hypothermia. 505 00:31:23,885 --> 00:31:25,219 Oh, but it's late. 506 00:31:25,303 --> 00:31:28,139 Uh, most of the COs are already gone. It takes three for a move. 507 00:31:28,222 --> 00:31:29,682 I don't fucking care! 508 00:31:29,765 --> 00:31:31,350 You find people. 509 00:31:32,268 --> 00:31:35,438 This isn't Guantanamo. Get her a fucking shirt! 510 00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:41,485 Hey. 511 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,401 What the fuck? 512 00:31:43,404 --> 00:31:45,031 Shh. It's me. 513 00:31:45,114 --> 00:31:46,407 Alex? 514 00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:47,992 - Shh. - What are you doing? 515 00:31:48,076 --> 00:31:49,743 Come talk to me in the bathroom. 516 00:31:49,827 --> 00:31:54,332 You haven't said more than "hi" to me... in days, 517 00:31:54,415 --> 00:31:57,126 and now you want some kind of a middle-of-the-night confab? 518 00:31:57,210 --> 00:31:58,794 I don't wanna talk. 519 00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:00,964 Is this a booty call? 520 00:32:01,047 --> 00:32:03,091 - Come find out. - Why? 521 00:32:03,174 --> 00:32:04,883 Why are you doing this now? 522 00:32:04,968 --> 00:32:06,970 God, you really know how to dry a girl up. 523 00:32:07,053 --> 00:32:09,055 I'm sorry. I'm confused. 524 00:32:09,973 --> 00:32:11,140 I thought that you hated me. 525 00:32:11,224 --> 00:32:12,766 I do. 526 00:32:13,601 --> 00:32:15,353 What's going on? 527 00:32:15,436 --> 00:32:16,980 Nothing. 528 00:32:17,646 --> 00:32:19,773 I just... I have insomnia. 529 00:32:20,649 --> 00:32:23,277 If something's up, you can tell me. 530 00:32:25,321 --> 00:32:26,447 It's cool. 531 00:32:28,449 --> 00:32:29,783 Good night, Pipes. 532 00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:48,136 I can't believe they're letting her teach a class, 533 00:32:48,219 --> 00:32:50,679 as if she weren't entitled enough. 534 00:32:50,763 --> 00:32:53,016 - You get to teach a class. - It's different. 535 00:32:53,099 --> 00:32:54,392 Don't seem so different. 536 00:32:54,475 --> 00:32:56,019 Well, it is. 537 00:32:56,102 --> 00:32:59,772 Yoga is a democratic practice. Anyone can do it. 538 00:32:59,855 --> 00:33:02,483 Learning to curl zucchini ribbons is rarified. 539 00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:07,321 You do realize that only rich, white people do yoga, right? 540 00:33:08,656 --> 00:33:10,408 And the billions of Indian people 541 00:33:10,491 --> 00:33:13,327 who have been practicing it for over 5,000 years? 542 00:33:13,411 --> 00:33:14,787 How about them? 543 00:33:15,704 --> 00:33:17,540 I'm working through some issues. 544 00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:19,250 - Question. - Mmm. 545 00:33:20,126 --> 00:33:23,171 Do we still think Judy King a racist or is she just Southern? 546 00:33:23,254 --> 00:33:26,299 - Mmm, I don't know. - Speaking of racist. 547 00:33:28,884 --> 00:33:30,011 Can you guys make room? 548 00:33:32,221 --> 00:33:35,349 Yeah. Uh... 549 00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:41,064 - Hi. I'm Alison. - Hmm. 550 00:33:45,901 --> 00:33:46,902 Suzanne. 551 00:33:46,985 --> 00:33:51,199 Uh... it's not Bring Your Stranger to Work Day. 552 00:33:51,282 --> 00:33:54,077 Poussey got Oriental Trading over there. 553 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,037 Yeah, I think Final Call here is a little different. 554 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,289 Come on, man. Chill. 555 00:33:58,372 --> 00:34:02,501 Uh, Alison... do you have hair? 556 00:34:02,585 --> 00:34:05,629 I do. I cover it for modesty. 557 00:34:05,713 --> 00:34:08,757 I got a cousin who lives in Modesto. 558 00:34:08,841 --> 00:34:10,968 That's, like, modest with an "O." 559 00:34:11,052 --> 00:34:16,224 We were just conversing about Judy and how sick her class gonna be. 560 00:34:16,307 --> 00:34:17,516 Yeah, yo! 561 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,477 You guys are a bunch of suckers. 562 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,355 I mean, come on. You really think that class is gonna change stuff? 563 00:34:22,438 --> 00:34:23,647 - Yeah. - No, man. 564 00:34:23,731 --> 00:34:26,775 We still gonna be bussin' tables and flippin' burgers when we get out of here. 565 00:34:26,859 --> 00:34:28,069 - Fuck that. - Yeah! 566 00:34:28,736 --> 00:34:30,696 I don't do food service. 567 00:34:31,989 --> 00:34:34,658 Unless it's White Castle, you know, 'cause their burgers be so itty-bitty. 568 00:34:34,742 --> 00:34:36,410 So, you gonna go? 569 00:34:36,494 --> 00:34:38,412 I don't know. I hate celebrities. 570 00:34:38,496 --> 00:34:41,249 They're all hoity-toity. They have people watchin' 'em. 571 00:34:41,332 --> 00:34:42,875 They got all those adopted kids, 572 00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:45,002 in general. 573 00:34:45,086 --> 00:34:47,463 I did once get to see the real Lassie 574 00:34:47,546 --> 00:34:49,798 at the Dutchess County Sheep and Wool Festival. 575 00:34:49,882 --> 00:34:52,050 - Like, the dog? - Yeah. 576 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,012 All right, inmates, forks down! 577 00:34:55,096 --> 00:34:57,055 First breakfast shift is now over. 578 00:34:57,140 --> 00:34:59,183 I need you to clear out, so we can start the second shift. 579 00:34:59,267 --> 00:35:01,894 Uh, but we didn't even get our food yet. 580 00:35:01,977 --> 00:35:04,021 Yeah, when I get too skinny, my ass gets flat. 581 00:35:04,105 --> 00:35:07,108 Them's the rules. You wanna eat, get here earlier next time. 582 00:35:11,945 --> 00:35:14,240 Did you hear me? Let's move! 583 00:35:14,323 --> 00:35:16,909 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! 584 00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:18,452 - 'Scuse me! - All right. All right. 585 00:35:25,168 --> 00:35:28,837 Hey, rub-a-dub-dub, you've been scrubbin' that same pan for 20 minutes. 586 00:35:28,921 --> 00:35:31,674 So what? You a scrub expert now? 587 00:35:32,841 --> 00:35:34,843 You know what? Have at it. 588 00:35:35,761 --> 00:35:38,431 This got anything to do with that meeting you had yesterday? 589 00:35:39,515 --> 00:35:40,849 Yeah, that's right. I know about it. 590 00:35:40,933 --> 00:35:43,811 I'm like Columbo, but with two real eyes and a better ass. 591 00:35:46,772 --> 00:35:48,149 I'm being evicted. 592 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,151 You getting out? 593 00:35:50,234 --> 00:35:52,570 Not, like, this afternoon, but yeah, real soon. 594 00:35:53,487 --> 00:35:55,656 How did you not know your date was coming up? 595 00:35:55,739 --> 00:35:57,158 It's early. 596 00:35:57,241 --> 00:35:59,368 I guess I was good or some shit. I don't know. 597 00:35:59,452 --> 00:36:01,329 Holy shit. 598 00:36:02,371 --> 00:36:03,706 Wow. 599 00:36:04,957 --> 00:36:09,378 - Well, hey, congratulations. - Yeah, no, not congratulations. 600 00:36:09,462 --> 00:36:12,089 More like con-fuck-ulations... 601 00:36:12,173 --> 00:36:14,842 or whatever the opposite of congratulations is. 602 00:36:14,925 --> 00:36:16,635 Why? You get to go find your kids. 603 00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,763 You get to fuck 'em up yourself instead of having someone do it for you. 604 00:36:19,847 --> 00:36:22,015 Even I find them, I'm not gonna get 'em. 605 00:36:22,099 --> 00:36:24,685 The state won't give them over unless I got an apartment. 606 00:36:24,768 --> 00:36:26,729 So you work a little bit, you get an apartment. 607 00:36:26,812 --> 00:36:30,065 Sure. People love to hire ex-cons. 608 00:36:30,148 --> 00:36:33,319 And in skills, I'll write, "Packed heroin real good," 609 00:36:33,402 --> 00:36:36,239 and "Fucked people who pack heroin." 610 00:36:38,699 --> 00:36:41,869 Why even try? I'm fucked. 611 00:36:41,952 --> 00:36:44,079 Ay, okay. Enough. 612 00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:46,582 You gotta bust your ass now, mama. 613 00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:49,752 Make some moves. Work your contacts. 614 00:36:49,835 --> 00:36:51,920 Work your relatives. Work the system. 615 00:36:52,004 --> 00:36:53,547 Get educated, if you have to. 616 00:36:53,631 --> 00:36:56,925 Get your GED. Do whatever you gotta do. 617 00:36:57,009 --> 00:36:59,177 You got a goal now. 618 00:36:59,262 --> 00:37:01,555 You can't shrivel up into a ball. 619 00:37:01,639 --> 00:37:04,099 Mira, you gotta save your kids. 620 00:37:05,434 --> 00:37:06,477 You're Puerto Rican. 621 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,230 You know somebody with an apartment. You know somebody with a job. 622 00:37:09,313 --> 00:37:10,314 Qué? 623 00:37:11,148 --> 00:37:15,444 You gonna roll over like a pendeja? Huh? 624 00:37:16,862 --> 00:37:19,197 - No! - No, that's right. 625 00:37:20,032 --> 00:37:24,245 Mira, clean that fucking pan, 'cause I got a life, too, you know? 626 00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:29,583 You told Daya yet? 627 00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:31,335 No. 628 00:37:31,419 --> 00:37:33,546 Con-fuck-ulations on that one. 629 00:37:33,629 --> 00:37:34,880 No shit. 630 00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:41,554 You, get off the fence. 631 00:37:42,471 --> 00:37:44,222 I feel you creepin' over there. 632 00:37:51,564 --> 00:37:54,149 For the record, I'm a pacifist. 633 00:37:55,401 --> 00:37:57,361 Huh? 634 00:37:59,905 --> 00:38:02,240 Lookie here. A secret fuck spot. 635 00:38:02,325 --> 00:38:04,368 Well, not anymore. 636 00:38:04,452 --> 00:38:08,205 Break it up. Come on. Let's go. Keep movin'. 637 00:38:14,962 --> 00:38:18,924 Man, when you see them all together like this, there are a lot of inmates. 638 00:38:19,007 --> 00:38:21,677 I know. Like, if they ever banded together, 639 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,638 - they could totally overpower us. - We're done. 640 00:38:24,722 --> 00:38:27,475 At least we got the new guards. They're, like, trained in combat. 641 00:38:27,558 --> 00:38:31,395 Yeah... but I'm kind of scared of the new guards. 642 00:38:32,104 --> 00:38:34,315 Yeah, me too. 643 00:38:50,914 --> 00:38:53,667 Hey, you think they'll give us leftovers? 644 00:38:53,751 --> 00:38:55,210 I don't know. Maybe. 645 00:38:56,337 --> 00:39:00,341 Ladies... I'd like to welcome you to Food for Thought. 646 00:39:01,342 --> 00:39:03,844 This is an exclusive opportunity. 647 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:06,514 People at Yale University couldn't take this class... 648 00:39:06,597 --> 00:39:08,223 ...only you. 649 00:39:08,306 --> 00:39:09,350 Judy King! 650 00:39:09,433 --> 00:39:11,018 Yes. 651 00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:15,105 So I'm gonna turn it over to, uh, inmate King now. 652 00:39:18,859 --> 00:39:20,694 Uh, all right, how about this? 653 00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:25,574 I want you to raise your hand if you've ever made sunchoke velouté. 654 00:39:26,450 --> 00:39:27,451 Never heard of it. 655 00:39:27,535 --> 00:39:31,163 How about cuttlefish ravioli? 656 00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:32,289 Never mind. 657 00:39:32,373 --> 00:39:34,500 What about anything with foam? 658 00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:36,251 "Foam," did she say? 659 00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:39,254 Good. Neither have I. 660 00:39:39,337 --> 00:39:40,756 All right. 661 00:39:40,839 --> 00:39:42,257 I don't make anything highfalutin. 662 00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:47,137 I cook real food for real people to eat, and I don't do it alone. 663 00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:51,559 I mean, any good chef will tell you that cookin' is a team sport. 664 00:39:51,642 --> 00:39:53,894 So you're gonna learn some practical skills here 665 00:39:53,977 --> 00:39:56,980 that are gonna make you a better team player. 666 00:39:57,064 --> 00:40:00,275 So, today, I'm gonna do a demonstration, but I'm hopin' that, 667 00:40:00,358 --> 00:40:03,195 in the future, we're gonna set up some work stations 668 00:40:03,278 --> 00:40:05,489 so everybody can get their hands dirty. 669 00:40:05,573 --> 00:40:07,533 Yes, with the makeup. 670 00:40:07,616 --> 00:40:09,076 Uh, Muccio. 671 00:40:09,159 --> 00:40:12,120 Uh, I was just wonderin', do you think we'll do a casserole? 672 00:40:12,204 --> 00:40:14,039 Because I know that my Vinnie, 673 00:40:14,122 --> 00:40:17,125 he really likes the traditional-type stuff. 674 00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:19,377 Well, no, darlin', we're not. 675 00:40:19,462 --> 00:40:20,921 We're gonna have to do somethin' much simpler, 676 00:40:21,004 --> 00:40:25,468 since we don't have very much in the way of ingredients or knives, 677 00:40:25,551 --> 00:40:30,431 but it's a dish that I think some of you, in particular, 678 00:40:30,514 --> 00:40:32,182 are really gonna enjoy. 679 00:40:32,265 --> 00:40:33,476 Cornbread! 680 00:40:33,559 --> 00:40:35,436 Yup. See? You called it. Racist. 681 00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:37,730 But Filipino style. 682 00:40:37,813 --> 00:40:39,857 - Yeah, I'm not sure about that. - Mmm. 683 00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:44,027 I got this recipe from a coconut farmer in Manila. 684 00:40:44,111 --> 00:40:45,863 Now, I need a volunteer. 685 00:40:45,946 --> 00:40:49,116 - Me! How about me? - Oh, yes, Ms. Washington. Come on. 686 00:40:49,199 --> 00:40:52,453 Teacher's pet, man. 687 00:40:54,747 --> 00:40:56,665 Now, I'm gonna need your help. 688 00:40:56,749 --> 00:40:58,333 Oh, look, I meant to... Look at that. 689 00:40:58,416 --> 00:41:01,629 - What on earth does that say, I wonder? - Lait de coco. 690 00:41:01,712 --> 00:41:03,797 - That's it, I knew you'd know it. - It's coconut milk. 691 00:41:03,881 --> 00:41:06,550 Now, the first step is easy. 692 00:41:07,551 --> 00:41:11,013 Locate a shit-ton of butter. 693 00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:12,139 All right? 694 00:41:15,518 --> 00:41:20,898 So, after that, I got my master's degree in social work from Iona. 695 00:41:24,234 --> 00:41:26,236 Hey, you're not hungry? 696 00:41:26,319 --> 00:41:27,821 No. 697 00:41:28,989 --> 00:41:30,658 No, my teeth... 698 00:41:30,741 --> 00:41:32,325 Oh, we'll get you something softer. 699 00:41:32,409 --> 00:41:36,622 We'll get you some, uh, cottage cheese or deviled eggs or something like that. 700 00:41:36,705 --> 00:41:38,624 - Sam... - Yeah. 701 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:41,502 It's me. 702 00:41:43,378 --> 00:41:45,047 It's your boy. 703 00:41:46,549 --> 00:41:47,841 I've missed you, Mom. 704 00:41:51,136 --> 00:41:55,098 Mom, I want you to know I'm not angry with you for disappearing. 705 00:41:56,224 --> 00:42:00,646 I know that you reached out to me that night... and I didn't listen. 706 00:42:01,855 --> 00:42:03,607 I wasn't there for you. 707 00:42:05,025 --> 00:42:08,111 But I'm... I'm hopin' to change all that now. 708 00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:11,364 Okay? 709 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,870 What? Is that your... name? 710 00:42:17,955 --> 00:42:19,623 Ellen? 711 00:42:21,333 --> 00:42:23,877 Ellen. Ellen. 712 00:42:25,087 --> 00:42:26,714 Yes, I'm Ellen. 713 00:42:27,590 --> 00:42:29,091 Not Margaret? 714 00:42:30,133 --> 00:42:33,637 No... I'm Ellen. 715 00:42:39,351 --> 00:42:41,519 Okay, well... you know what? 716 00:42:41,604 --> 00:42:45,023 We'll... We'll have a nice meal together. 717 00:42:45,107 --> 00:42:46,734 I'm not gonna send it back. 718 00:42:47,610 --> 00:42:50,738 No, I gotta go. 719 00:42:50,821 --> 00:42:52,239 I gotta go find my blanket. 720 00:42:52,322 --> 00:42:53,991 No, no. Stay. 721 00:42:54,074 --> 00:42:57,035 Stay and talk to me. Uh, I'm havin' a bad night. 722 00:42:57,119 --> 00:43:00,080 From the looks of it, you're not in such a great place yourself. 723 00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:01,915 No, I gotta go now! 724 00:43:01,999 --> 00:43:03,333 Stay with me. Stay with me. 725 00:43:03,416 --> 00:43:06,419 You think somebody else is gonna help you now? Huh? 726 00:43:06,503 --> 00:43:07,713 Huh? 727 00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:16,764 Doggett. Hey. 728 00:43:16,847 --> 00:43:18,306 Will you wait up? 729 00:43:20,726 --> 00:43:22,269 You avoiding me or somethin'? 730 00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:25,731 I just don't really like cookin'. I was just curious, but I changed my mind. 731 00:43:25,814 --> 00:43:28,525 Not just now, but, like, all the time. 732 00:43:28,609 --> 00:43:31,486 No. Just been busy workin' really hard. 733 00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:36,491 Hey, you can talk to me. 734 00:43:37,618 --> 00:43:40,203 What's goin' on? You got one of those seizures comin' or somethin'? 735 00:43:47,002 --> 00:43:49,838 - Are you doin' it with her? - What? 736 00:43:51,757 --> 00:43:56,011 Are you doin' it with that Spanish girl, that lil' pixie one that drives the van? 737 00:43:56,094 --> 00:43:58,471 What are you talkin' about? Ramos? 738 00:43:59,514 --> 00:44:01,308 She's not even my type. 739 00:44:02,392 --> 00:44:03,977 - Why? You jealous? - No. 740 00:44:05,353 --> 00:44:07,397 No, I'm not jealous. 741 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,692 - Why would you even ask me that? - 'Cause... 742 00:44:16,114 --> 00:44:18,826 I just wanna make sure you're not rapin' her, is all. 743 00:44:34,132 --> 00:44:37,761 You think... I raped you? 744 00:44:46,519 --> 00:44:49,314 Yeah. I mean, what else do you call that? 745 00:44:52,985 --> 00:44:55,320 But I love you. I told you that. 746 00:44:57,155 --> 00:44:59,491 And I said it when... When... 747 00:45:01,451 --> 00:45:03,078 I said it. 748 00:45:03,161 --> 00:45:04,162 So? 749 00:45:05,122 --> 00:45:07,124 So, that makes it different. 750 00:45:15,799 --> 00:45:18,051 But that didn't feel any different. 751 00:45:35,693 --> 00:45:37,404 I've called this summit... 752 00:45:37,487 --> 00:45:41,283 because all three of you need to communicate better. 753 00:45:41,366 --> 00:45:43,201 You're operating out of fear, 754 00:45:43,285 --> 00:45:47,080 which is causing certain people to make bad decisions. 755 00:45:48,165 --> 00:45:50,708 Oh, well, uh... I'm sorry. Who are you? 756 00:45:50,793 --> 00:45:54,296 - You know who I am! - No, I mean, who sent you? 757 00:45:54,379 --> 00:45:57,215 Relax. I asked her for help. She's here as a consultant. 758 00:45:57,299 --> 00:45:59,176 And how do you know she is not bugged? 759 00:45:59,259 --> 00:46:01,636 She could be recordin' this whole thing. 760 00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,264 She is Russian, for God's sake. 761 00:46:04,347 --> 00:46:08,518 Lolly... how can you assure your partners over here... 762 00:46:09,561 --> 00:46:13,690 that you are not going to go digging for buried treasure again? 763 00:46:14,774 --> 00:46:17,735 'Cause I don't have a shovel. 764 00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:19,362 Good point. 765 00:46:19,446 --> 00:46:22,240 Maybe we should strategize how to get her kicked off grounds' crew. 766 00:46:22,324 --> 00:46:25,452 All right, could we just move on and just put this in the past? 767 00:46:25,535 --> 00:46:27,287 I can. 768 00:46:27,370 --> 00:46:30,290 Then again... I'm not our problem. 769 00:46:32,876 --> 00:46:34,377 Oh... 770 00:46:34,461 --> 00:46:36,171 Why is everybody lookin' at me? 771 00:46:36,254 --> 00:46:38,966 Because your little Tell-Tale Heart stunt freaked everybody out. 772 00:46:39,049 --> 00:46:40,258 And now nobody here trusts you. 773 00:46:40,342 --> 00:46:42,970 Fine. I got two words for you guys. 774 00:46:43,053 --> 00:46:44,387 Las Vegas. 775 00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:48,934 - Oh, here we go. - There is a bunker in Las Vegas 776 00:46:49,017 --> 00:46:52,270 filled with these dudes who work for the United States government, 777 00:46:52,354 --> 00:46:56,942 and they sit on these little video-game consoles and they... they... 778 00:46:57,025 --> 00:47:00,653 they fly drones over Afghanistan and Iraq. 779 00:47:00,737 --> 00:47:02,155 You know that... Okay, you know the drone 780 00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,241 that's been hoverin' over the... the garden? 781 00:47:04,324 --> 00:47:07,160 That is just a camera drone, 782 00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:09,371 but if you listen really good, 783 00:47:09,454 --> 00:47:13,125 you could hear the second drone above that drone. 784 00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:16,128 That is the Predator drone, and that is the drone that kills people! 785 00:47:16,211 --> 00:47:18,755 - From Las Vegas. - Exactly! 786 00:47:19,589 --> 00:47:22,675 - See? She gets it. - Barely. 787 00:47:22,759 --> 00:47:26,263 I have it under very good information 788 00:47:26,346 --> 00:47:30,142 that that killer drone was sent by the United States government 789 00:47:30,225 --> 00:47:34,146 in response to our attack on one of their agents. 790 00:47:34,229 --> 00:47:38,608 And since the Freedom of Information Act does not apply to privatized prisons... 791 00:47:39,859 --> 00:47:41,569 they could just wipe us out! 792 00:47:41,653 --> 00:47:44,281 Boom, boom, boom, and nobody would ever even know. 793 00:47:44,364 --> 00:47:48,201 But... see, unless we shoot that drone down... 794 00:47:49,577 --> 00:47:52,539 I guess we'd have to use a gun or somethin' like that and... 795 00:47:52,622 --> 00:47:54,624 we'd have to probably steal it from a guard. 796 00:47:54,707 --> 00:47:58,878 Or we sneak on to a computer and just leak the information 797 00:47:58,962 --> 00:48:02,966 to that dude, um, Julian Assage. Assange... 798 00:48:03,967 --> 00:48:05,385 if I could still find his e-mail. 799 00:48:05,468 --> 00:48:09,097 All right, you guys keep talkin', 800 00:48:09,181 --> 00:48:12,850 and I'm gonna go out to the garden and check on that drone. 801 00:48:22,027 --> 00:48:24,904 Frieda's right. We have to kill her. 802 00:48:27,199 --> 00:48:30,077 Group therapy is starting in five minutes. 803 00:48:34,039 --> 00:48:35,873 Missed quite a show. 804 00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:38,376 - Good. - Big success. 805 00:48:38,460 --> 00:48:39,711 Good. 806 00:48:39,794 --> 00:48:44,132 Listen, uh, Ms. King has asked me to remove you as her counselor. 807 00:48:44,216 --> 00:48:46,843 What? That's ridiculous. 808 00:48:46,926 --> 00:48:48,511 She says you make her uncomfortable... 809 00:48:49,429 --> 00:48:51,139 and that you have power issues. 810 00:48:54,351 --> 00:48:57,145 That's how women talk. 811 00:48:57,229 --> 00:49:00,523 Well... MCC is already up my ass about her. 812 00:49:01,441 --> 00:49:02,775 I gotta comply. 813 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,031 She's an inmate, for Christ's sakes, Joe. 814 00:49:08,115 --> 00:49:09,574 Yeah, for now. 815 00:49:09,657 --> 00:49:13,495 But in half a year... she'll be a rich celebrity again 816 00:49:13,578 --> 00:49:17,040 with the power and means to sue us for whatever the fuck she wants. 817 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:20,960 What about Food for Thought? 818 00:49:21,711 --> 00:49:24,047 Someone else will supervise the class. 819 00:49:25,048 --> 00:49:28,468 Hey... on the bright side, 820 00:49:28,551 --> 00:49:31,846 this class had the highest attendance out of any activity to date. 821 00:49:32,805 --> 00:49:35,558 It was a hit. You were right. Good job. 822 00:49:51,533 --> 00:49:54,161 Why you hiding in here? It's creepy. 823 00:49:56,079 --> 00:49:57,914 It's quiet. I like it. 824 00:50:04,046 --> 00:50:05,297 That's nice. 825 00:50:07,715 --> 00:50:10,093 If I spend time... 826 00:50:10,177 --> 00:50:12,679 reading law books or reading up on foster care, 827 00:50:12,762 --> 00:50:17,642 maybe, instead of drawing these stupid pictures, I'd be prepared. 828 00:50:17,725 --> 00:50:19,644 I'd maybe know how to get Armaria back. 829 00:50:21,854 --> 00:50:23,315 Daya, look at me. 830 00:50:25,650 --> 00:50:27,277 I'm getting out of here soon. 831 00:50:30,822 --> 00:50:32,782 Soon? How soon? 832 00:50:32,865 --> 00:50:34,117 Real soon. 833 00:50:34,201 --> 00:50:38,330 And I'm gonna get Christina and Eva and Lucy and Emiliano 834 00:50:38,413 --> 00:50:40,623 and your little Armaria back. 835 00:50:41,666 --> 00:50:44,169 So stop all this moping shit. 836 00:50:46,296 --> 00:50:47,380 Are you kidding me? 837 00:50:48,131 --> 00:50:49,549 Why would I mess with you like that? 838 00:50:50,925 --> 00:50:53,761 I don't know, 'cause you play some fucked-up head games sometimes? 839 00:50:59,058 --> 00:51:00,935 Why ain't you saying nothing? 840 00:51:09,819 --> 00:51:11,404 I'm gonna miss you. 841 00:51:14,073 --> 00:51:17,494 And you're probably gonna fuck up my kid. 842 00:51:21,581 --> 00:51:25,084 So, um... yeah, we quit. 843 00:51:25,168 --> 00:51:27,295 - Sorry. - But, like, not really. 844 00:51:29,046 --> 00:51:30,798 Let me guess. You're working for Maria now. 845 00:51:30,882 --> 00:51:32,550 She gave us free slipper socks. 846 00:51:34,969 --> 00:51:37,096 She is paying you in slipper socks 847 00:51:37,180 --> 00:51:40,099 'cause she can't pay you in actual money yet. 848 00:51:40,183 --> 00:51:42,894 Flaca, what about your sick mother? 849 00:51:42,977 --> 00:51:44,812 Don't you wanna send her cash? 850 00:51:44,896 --> 00:51:47,857 Don't you go pretendin' like you actually care about me. 851 00:51:47,940 --> 00:51:50,943 Soon, I'll be making twice as much cash with Maria, 852 00:51:51,027 --> 00:51:55,031 'cause she's all about, like, upward mobility and la raza. 853 00:51:55,114 --> 00:51:57,950 And you know what? She's just plain nicer. 854 00:51:58,034 --> 00:52:00,162 - And slipper socks. - You said that already. 855 00:52:00,245 --> 00:52:01,288 I really like them. 856 00:52:07,794 --> 00:52:10,380 Should I go over there and pull her hair or something? 857 00:52:10,463 --> 00:52:13,466 - I give a mean Indian burn. - No, I got this. 858 00:52:17,845 --> 00:52:19,472 You're jacking my girls now? 859 00:52:19,556 --> 00:52:21,266 You jacked my panties, I jack your girls. 860 00:52:21,349 --> 00:52:22,850 You jacked my idea. 861 00:52:22,934 --> 00:52:24,602 You are the original jacker. 862 00:52:24,686 --> 00:52:27,772 Look, Maria... this is getting out of hand. 863 00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:30,525 I do not wanna start a war with you. 864 00:52:30,608 --> 00:52:33,528 This isn't war. It's business. 865 00:52:34,612 --> 00:52:36,448 Have a nice day. 866 00:52:38,157 --> 00:52:42,454 Hey! Hey! How you gonna identify me without this? 867 00:52:42,537 --> 00:52:45,248 Hmm? How you gonna do it? How you gonna kill me then? 868 00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:47,875 You're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. 869 00:52:47,959 --> 00:52:49,168 How do you think you're gonna 870 00:52:49,252 --> 00:52:52,839 identify me without this? Hmm? How you gonna do it? 871 00:52:52,922 --> 00:52:54,341 The fuck's happening here? 872 00:52:54,424 --> 00:52:58,010 I, um, I don't know. But it is highly entertaining. 873 00:52:58,094 --> 00:52:59,136 Homemade camouflage, bitches! 874 00:52:59,221 --> 00:53:00,722 How long has she been like this? 875 00:53:00,805 --> 00:53:02,056 Ten, fifteen minutes. 876 00:53:02,139 --> 00:53:05,435 Yeah. She was yelling about the NSA, um, and body parts. 877 00:53:05,518 --> 00:53:07,562 The prisoner is having a psychotic break 878 00:53:07,645 --> 00:53:10,273 and you're standing here giggling like women. 879 00:53:10,357 --> 00:53:11,608 Let's get her to Psych. Now. 880 00:53:11,691 --> 00:53:12,775 You stay here. 881 00:53:12,859 --> 00:53:16,070 You can't see me! You can't shoot me! I'm invisible! 882 00:53:16,153 --> 00:53:18,030 - I'm invisible! - Lolly! Lolly, get up! 883 00:53:18,114 --> 00:53:20,867 - No! Don't shoot me! - Lolly, please get up. 884 00:53:20,950 --> 00:53:24,496 Can't see me, can't see me, can't see me, can't see me. 885 00:53:24,579 --> 00:53:25,580 On your feet. 886 00:53:44,140 --> 00:53:46,559 Rose, you smell that? 887 00:53:47,810 --> 00:53:49,145 What is that? 888 00:53:49,228 --> 00:53:51,523 Smoke, girl! Guards! 889 00:53:51,606 --> 00:53:54,484 Sound the alarm! Get out of here! 890 00:53:56,278 --> 00:53:58,613 Get everybody out! Come on! Now! Let's go! Let's go! 891 00:54:03,034 --> 00:54:07,497 Tell Caputo to go fuck himself. I'm just gettin' started. 892 00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,542 Jesus Christ. 893 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,634 No! No! They're gonna electrocute me! 894 00:54:19,717 --> 00:54:21,303 Hey, what the hell's goin' on here? 895 00:54:21,386 --> 00:54:23,220 We got a live one. Takin' her to Psych. 896 00:54:23,305 --> 00:54:26,265 This woman needs a certified counselor. 897 00:54:26,349 --> 00:54:27,559 Come here. 898 00:54:29,018 --> 00:54:30,269 Come on. 899 00:54:31,187 --> 00:54:34,857 Come. We'll have a talk in my office. Okay? 900 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,611 Show's over. 901 00:54:42,407 --> 00:54:44,409 People are trying to kill me. 902 00:54:45,327 --> 00:54:46,494 Who? 903 00:54:46,578 --> 00:54:49,581 The NSA, the military, 904 00:54:49,664 --> 00:54:52,500 whoever's operating... that drone 905 00:54:52,584 --> 00:54:54,919 that's hidin' in the clouds above the garden. 906 00:54:55,002 --> 00:54:59,048 Why is the NSA or the military interested in our garden? 907 00:55:00,091 --> 00:55:01,884 'Cause I... 908 00:55:06,138 --> 00:55:10,101 I killed a guy and chopped him up and buried him in there. 909 00:55:12,895 --> 00:55:14,897 - You killed a guy? - Yep. 910 00:55:15,857 --> 00:55:17,734 He was a hit man. 911 00:55:19,026 --> 00:55:22,321 He worked for an international drug cartel that was backed by the United States, 912 00:55:22,405 --> 00:55:23,615 probably the CIA. 913 00:55:23,698 --> 00:55:26,158 Oh, it could've been FEMA. 914 00:55:27,452 --> 00:55:29,746 They've been targeting me for a long time. 915 00:55:30,705 --> 00:55:32,790 Have you ever heard of, uh, of Rex 84? 916 00:55:33,708 --> 00:55:36,252 No, of course you haven't heard of it. It's classified. 917 00:55:37,837 --> 00:55:41,883 Do you sometimes see or hear things that aren't there? 918 00:55:43,385 --> 00:55:45,261 Sure, I hear voices. 919 00:55:45,344 --> 00:55:46,763 Like angels? That sorta thing? 920 00:55:46,846 --> 00:55:49,516 Not angels. I told you. Voices, I hear voices. 921 00:55:52,935 --> 00:55:55,980 I think you might be suffering from delusions. 922 00:55:57,732 --> 00:55:58,983 I am not. 923 00:56:01,277 --> 00:56:03,362 I hear that all the time. 924 00:56:03,446 --> 00:56:05,281 "Lolly, you're crazy." 925 00:56:06,991 --> 00:56:11,663 "Lolly, you got conspiracy-theory-itis." That is not it! 926 00:56:11,746 --> 00:56:13,748 This is different this time. This is real. 927 00:56:14,582 --> 00:56:18,085 What if these voices that you're hearing are manipulating you? 928 00:56:19,295 --> 00:56:21,423 Trying to convince you that they're real? 929 00:56:23,090 --> 00:56:26,844 That you did a bad thing, when in reality, you didn't do anything? 930 00:56:28,971 --> 00:56:30,056 Why would they do that? 931 00:56:30,139 --> 00:56:31,683 You tell me. 932 00:56:34,393 --> 00:56:35,687 Um... 933 00:56:35,770 --> 00:56:38,272 Ooh, to frame me. 934 00:56:39,732 --> 00:56:43,570 Ooh, to, um... They could do research on me. 935 00:56:44,654 --> 00:56:48,282 As a counselor... I know everything that goes on here. 936 00:56:49,659 --> 00:56:51,453 So, if someone... 937 00:56:52,912 --> 00:56:54,205 anyone... 938 00:56:55,540 --> 00:56:57,917 was killed here on campus... 939 00:56:59,376 --> 00:57:00,670 I'd know about it. 940 00:57:02,296 --> 00:57:05,550 So, you're saying I didn't kill anybody? 941 00:57:05,633 --> 00:57:09,095 No... I don't believe you did. 942 00:57:14,809 --> 00:57:17,562 Lucky for you, I got a lot of experience dealing with this kinda thing. 943 00:57:19,522 --> 00:57:22,108 Let's get a treatment plan goin' for you, Whitehill. 944 00:57:23,109 --> 00:57:25,820 Get those voices of yours under control. 945 00:57:27,822 --> 00:57:29,574 You don't have to worry. 946 00:57:30,575 --> 00:57:31,868 I'm gonna help you. 947 00:57:35,580 --> 00:57:37,164 What the fuck did you say in there? 948 00:57:37,248 --> 00:57:39,751 Okay, okay, okay, wait. Hold up. Hold up. 949 00:57:39,834 --> 00:57:41,085 I gotta apologize. 950 00:57:41,168 --> 00:57:44,547 See, I was under the impression that I... 951 00:57:44,631 --> 00:57:46,716 we, killed some dude. 952 00:57:46,799 --> 00:57:49,051 No, my bad. My bad. My bad. 953 00:57:49,135 --> 00:57:52,722 Turns out Rex 84 was manipulating my brain 954 00:57:52,805 --> 00:57:54,431 to make me think that. 955 00:57:55,475 --> 00:57:59,812 Or maybe that Aydin guy was really, like, a hologram? 956 00:58:01,481 --> 00:58:03,858 Also, great counseling here. 957 00:58:03,941 --> 00:58:06,402 I am continually impressed.