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'Tonight, I get dangerous...'

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Not really dangerous but,
you know, dangerous enough.

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'.. Sabine tastes the local brew...'

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'. and Matt gets a bit too into...'

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- Oh!
- '.. his latest review.'

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Oh, that's nice!

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I'm good.

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Hi, welcome to Top Gear. So...

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Do you remember what happened
when Honda asked Ayrton Senna

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to help them develop a sports car?

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They came up with this -- the iconic NSX,

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the underdog that went head-to-head
against the big dogs from Italy.

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Indeed it did, so having pulled
that off once, they thought,

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"What the heck? Let's have another go."

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Honda was always a pioneering car company.

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It took risks, pushed boundaries.

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In the 1960s it became
the first Japanese team

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to enter, and win, in Formula 1.

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By the late '80s, their
engines dominated the sport.

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Then there was the revolutionary
all-aluminium NSX.

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Developed by Ayrton Senna himself,

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it took the fight to the likes of Ferrari.

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Speed became practical.

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Reliable.

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If you wanted it fast and
brilliantly engineered,

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you went to Honda.

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But then, after the
turn of the millennium,

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it all started to go a bit wobbly.

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Honda's faster, more stimulating cars

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were replaced by a beige parade

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of stuff your gran would drive.

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Like this one.

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Truth is, we've not seen a proper
Honda sports car in a decade.

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Now, though, Honda has a new revolution...

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with a familiar name.

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The new NSX is here.

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Here, but not especially Japanese.

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In fact, this new NSX was
designed and built in America.

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Which is why I've come stateside

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to test the first one.

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And why it's wearing this funny badge.

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In America, posh Hondas are called Acuras.

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When this comes to the UK, it will
be called a Honda -- do not worry.

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So now that's cleared up,
what exactly are we looking at?

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Behind my head there's a
3.5-litre V6 turbo petrol engine,

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driving the rear wheels
through a nine-speed gearbox.

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And that's not all.

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There's a battery under here
that provides electricity

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to one motor at the back
and two more at the front.

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So it's a four-wheel-drive
hybrid powered by... four motors.

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If that isn't complicated enough,

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the brakes aren't actually
connected to anything.

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Much like the youth of today,
they only communicate virtually.

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Basically, the NSX brakes by Snapchatting

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and it does its steering via
Instagram -- or something.

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Doesn't sound promising.

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So...

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.. have they gone and made a mess of it?

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60 -- under three seconds!

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100 -- three seconds later.

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120, 130, 140.

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150!

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Combined, that V6 and
those electric motors

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provide 573 horsepower.

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That's not sports-car power,

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that's supercar power.

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Top speed is supercar speed as well --

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191mph!

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Wow.

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The technology may be complicated
but the effect is brutally simple.

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That is fast. Really fast.

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But the best part of this hybrid set-up?

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It doesn't feel disjointed and digital.

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The brakes me be e-brakes and
the steering may be e-steering,

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but it gives you a real
sense of what's going on.

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Obviously you can't skid
it about like a Ferrari 488,

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cos those electric motors are
always trying to drag it straight.

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But you can skid it about.

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Oh, yes, you can!

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Wow, it's way more fun
than I thought possible

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for something that was so complicated.

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Look at that!

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So, Honda's new NSX really does
have genuine supercar credentials.

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But before you go and trade in the Lambo,

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there are one or two
things to point out...

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like the interior.

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OK, they've made a great effort,
but it's still recognisably Honda.

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If I'm being a real nit-picker,

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I don't like the way these paddles
move. They feel a bit cheap.

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It should feel like turning the
bezel on an expensive watch --

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and it doesn't, it just feels like
you're pulling a plastic paddle

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on a 40-quid gaming steering wheel.

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And as for the styling --

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well, it does look a bit like an
R8 and a Maclaren have face-swapped.

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But I think it's stunning.

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Here's the thing, though -- the NSX
feels like it's been engineered,

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been calibrated by people
who care about driving.

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And that's what Honda was always about.

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Some people, they're
going to make the mistake

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of saying it's characterless --

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but, do you know what, they're wrong.

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I think it's dripping with character.

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There's nothing else quite like it.

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It's awesome. Really special.

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Special, however, does mean expensive.

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The new NSX is £130,000.

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But don't think of it
as an expensive Honda,

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think of it as a cut-price
Porsche 918 Hypercar --

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because that's what it is.

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OK, so it isn't as brain-poachingly
fast as the Porsche.

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It is, however, the same technology,

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and the same trick of
using that technology

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to warp your sense of what's
possible in a fast car.

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It's a machine that's greater
than the sum of its parts.

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The NSX is a pioneering supercar...

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.. its creators once
again pushing boundaries.

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If you want it fast and
brilliantly engineered...

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at last, you can go back to Honda.

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And here it is, the brand-new Honda NSX,

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reimagined -- how very dare they?

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Have they pulled it off?

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Absolutely. It's been a long,
long wait, but totally worth it.

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So, in your opinion is it
better than the old NSX?

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It's sacrilege to say it,

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but I wasn't a fan of the
way the original NSX drove.

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I ought to duck before people
throw rotten fruit at me.

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So, yeah, in my opinion, that's
a better, more interesting car.

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Yeah, but this is a super-technological,

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super-complicated car

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with all kinds of systems on it.

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Does that take away from the
actual driving experience?

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No, that's the genius of this
car, it takes the technology

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and it fashions it into something great --

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so you've got front electric motors,

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you've got torque vectoring -- all
that technology, more efficiency,

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but it's better fun to drive and,
crucially, it's faster still.

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All right, to find out how fast,

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we need to hand it over
to our tame racing driver.

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Some say his earwax is
British racing green.

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And that he has a pierced Brosnan.

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- All we know is he's called...
- The Stig!

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The NSX and The Stig.

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Complicated supercar,
simple racing driver.

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No wheel spin at the start there.

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Not a lot of noise, apart from the
tyre squeal, and plenty of lean.

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The NSX tilting like a
sailboat in a storm.

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Secretive, brooding -- brooding,
secretive. That's The Stig.

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You can run the NSX in electric-only mode,

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but Stig, of course, has
petrol and battery power

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set to maximum attack.

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No dramas through Hammerhead.

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Time to rev that V6 out now to 7,500rpm.

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And... Stig. Brooding, secretive
-- secretive, brooding.

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Wow, look at that -- big
wobble before the tyre wall.

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You don't often see cars
get out of shape then.

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Into the second last.

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The NSX harvesting battery
power now from the brakes,

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just like an F1 car -- clever.

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Pushing hard round the final
corner and across the line!

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All right, the Honda NSX. What a lap!

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Load of fun there, and The
Stig almost out of shape,

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especially on the last corner
-- but not quite, of course.

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So how's he done? We know that Honda
targeted this rebirth of a legend

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somewhere towards the Ferrari 458.

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That's now been supplanted by the 488,

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so it would have to be
quicker than 1.19.1. Is it?

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Yes, it is. The Honda NSX --

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1.17.6! There you go.

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Very good job. Very beautiful car.

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OK, let's talk great American inventions.

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I don't want to boast, but US
innovations have changed the world --

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the swivel chair, spandex, dental floss,

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the spork.

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And, most importantly, there's
this -- the muscle car,

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the symbol of '60s optimism,

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cruising the highways,

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the freedom of the open road.

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But how does Uncle Sam's
finest fare away from Route 66

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and on the A835 just north
of Ullapool, Scotland?

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This...

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This is as good as it gets, right here.

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Open roads, blue skies.

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Oh, and one of history's
most iconic muscle cars --

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the original Ford Mustang.

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Of course, if you want
to live the American dream

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you've got to be prepared for some pain.

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This thing corners with all the
precision of a greased hippopotamus.

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And the brakes... Well, I wouldn't
go so far as calling them brakes,

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they're more like novelty
items -- they are that bad.

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But that's what Mustangs are about
-- getting the blood flowing,

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the adrenaline pumping.

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But the big problem with old Mustangs...

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is this -- the steering
wheel which, as you can see,

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is in the traditional
muscle-car position...

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the wrong side.

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Which makes overtaking
a complete nightmare.

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I'm too young to die,
I'm too young to die.

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Oh, ho-ho-ho!

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But now maybe there's a way to
have your main course of muscle car

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without the side order of terror.

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Because for the first time in five decades

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Ford has given us a
Mustang fit for Britain.

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The brand-new Mustang GT.

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As you can see, the steering
wheel is in the right place --

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on the right.

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This is big. The Mustang,
the American patriot,

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it's a British citizen now.

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Under this big bonnet is
a proper Mustang engine,

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a five-litre, 412-horsepower V8.

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And to deal with that whole
"can't go around corners" issue

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this car boasts another Mustang first --

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independent rear suspension.

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In technical terms, that
means the back wheels

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are no longer holding hands.

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Each one can do exactly what it wants.

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In non-technical terms,

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you now have a Mustang that can do this.

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Look -- you can go around corners...

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without all that inconvenient dying stuff.

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And, I'm glad to report...

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Sheep!

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.. the brakes are good, too.

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Now, since we've stopped,
I might as well demonstrate

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one of the Mustang's
more childish features.

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It's called line lock.

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While I'm here, it gives me an opportunity

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to maybe talk about the interior.

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It's kind of reminiscent
of the old '67 Mustang,

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but a lot more futuristic.

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Some of the materials are a
little bit on the plastic side,

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but on the whole... I like this.

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Oh, and if you're
wondering whether line lock

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has any purpose whatsoever?

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No.

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So it's playful, sounds
like a Mustang should,

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and comes with a steering
wheel on the correct side.

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It's affordable, too.

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This car, massive V8 and all,

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is under £35,000.

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That's less than half the
price of a V8 Jaguar F-Type.

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So, is this, at last, the
muscle car to conquer Europe?

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Well, there are a couple of things.

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It just doesn't actually feel that fast.

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And currently averaging
13 miles to the gallon,

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it's not exactly economical, either.

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This car makes Volkswagen look green.

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Ford, though, know this is a problem,

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so they've come up with a solution.

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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing
the low-fat, dairy-free,

250
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:16,320
gluten-free, no-added-sugar
Ford Mustang EcoBoost.

251
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,670
Yes, they've gelded the Mustang

252
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,270
and binned the V8.

253
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:26,950
This Envirostang is powered by
-- are you ready for this? --

254
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:32,280
a 2.3-litre turbo-charged
four-cylinder engine.

255
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,630
But hold on, Billy Bob,
it's not as bad as you think.

256
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:44,510
It has the same engine
as the Ford Focus RS,

257
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,110
over 300 horsepower,

258
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:51,480
which also means 0-60 in
five-and-a-bit seconds.

259
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,750
Because it's modern and clever,

260
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,590
it will also do 30 miles to the gallon.

261
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,640
And it's four grand cheaper than the V8.

262
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:06,070
So you get pretty much all the
fastness, all the Mustang-ness,

263
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,070
but with a clear conscience.

264
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:11,320
This is it, then -- the
perfect Mustang for Britain.

265
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,270
Well, maybe not.

266
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,310
The engine, it kind of grumbles,

267
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:19,390
it tries its best to give
you an aggressive sound,

268
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,070
but it doesn't quite work.

269
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:24,030
And, at the end of the day,

270
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:28,110
can you really see yourself walking
into a dealership and saying,

271
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,910
"Hm, yeah, I'll have
the EcoBoost, please"?

272
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,350
When your friends get
in for the first time,

273
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,840
they're going to look at you
like, "You bought the wrong car."

274
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,310
And that's the problem.

275
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,230
Maybe the new Mustang -- either of them --

276
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,550
is just too nice.

277
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,510
Yeah, it's fit for Britain,
it's easy to live with,

278
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,750
but if you want a Mustang
that's easy to live with,

279
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,870
do you want a Mustang at all?

280
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,950
Ford's changed the recipe.

281
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,230
They've taken an American institution

282
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,030
and added British flavour,

283
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,680
like pouring gravy on apple pie.

284
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,660
So, which one would I have?

285
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,990
Easy.

286
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,310
It's the one that's a complete nightmare,

287
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,480
yet still somehow the stuff of dreams.

288
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,830
OK, you went for the old
car, and that's great,

289
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,950
but time for some consumer advice.

290
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,750
Which of these would you
have, the V8 or the EcoBoost?

291
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,510
V8 all day long, man.

292
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,910
The EcoBoost, it's just a
cheap marketing exercise.

293
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,790
I agree, V8 for sure.

294
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:01,790
But over 400 horsepower for under £35,000?

295
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:06,670
Yeah. Sounds good on paper, but
it's just not a great Mustang.

296
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,310
It's too simple, too accessible, too easy.

297
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,030
Part of the joy of owning
a Mustang in Britain

298
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,470
was having the pain of owning a Mustang.

299
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,190
You had to make sacrifices,
be part of a club.

300
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,750
Nowadays it's becoming more
like a BMW or an Audi, man.

301
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,990
Look, I don't want to live in a world

302
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,990
where my mum would consider
buying a Mustang --

303
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,710
and that is that Mustang.

304
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:31,230
Yeah, but on the plus side, there's
your next Mother's Day gift sorted.

305
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,160
Let's give it up for Mrs Reid's new car.

306
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:45,430
It's time now for tonight's
Stars In A Rallycross Car.

307
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:49,230
Please welcome Greg Davies
and Patrick Dempsey!

308
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,560
- Nice, right?
- Very nice.

309
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,470
So you're both actors,

310
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,550
and one of you is a racing driver.

311
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,630
What?!

312
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,990
- I'm sorry -- he's genuinely
a racing driver? - Yeah, he is.

313
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,910
- You kept that quiet backstage.
- Well, we just met.

314
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,270
He's driven at Le Mans. Came second.

315
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,830
Great(!)

316
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:29,550
I mean, essentially I've been asked
on this show to be humiliated.

317
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,430
What car we driving? "A
Mini. Good luck, tall boy."

318
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,070
Did you see me sitting in the car?

319
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,510
They had to get me in
with a giant shoehorn.

320
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:41,280
My face hasn't been that close
to my genitals since I was 13.

321
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,670
OK, so, do me a favour, Greg,

322
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,710
tell us why Patrick's here, please.

323
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,430
Patrick Dempsey stars
in the latest instalment

324
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,870
of the Bridget Jones saga,

325
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,060
Bridget Jones's Baby...

326
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,590
- They love him, they
love Bridget Jones. - Oh.

327
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,940
Just seemed a strange
place for the applause.

328
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,830
Here he is in a worldwide exclusive
being irritatingly handsome.

329
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,750
Let's take a look.

330
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,510
Ooh!

331
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,710
OK, I'm here.

332
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,510
OK, I can... I can take it from here.

333
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:21,870
I'm here.

334
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:25,430
- I got this. - Thank you! - I got this.

335
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,950
- Ooh! - OK. - Oh!

336
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:32,070
- Jesus! - Oh! - Jesus! - Ooh!

337
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:35,110
Jesus, this is a two-man job.

338
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,280
- OK. - Take her, take
her! - OK, got her.

339
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,670
- So she has the baby?
- She has the baby.

340
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,750
And it's either yours
or Colin Firth's, yeah?

341
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,510
Yes. There's, I think, two
or three different endings.

342
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,950
And you don't know yet either.

343
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,390
I didn't know when I was
making it, who the baby was.

344
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,710
But we get told this all the
time from actors that come in

345
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,630
and there's a cliffhanger, and they
say they filmed a million endings

346
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,830
and we honestly don't know.

347
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,430
- Do you honestly not know?
- No, I honestly don't.

348
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,470
What do you think?

349
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,630
- I don't want to spoil it, but...
- But you know. - I'm the father.

350
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:17,030
Well, thanks for the interjection.

351
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,990
It's out in September. We're
all so excited about this.

352
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,150
I had a good time making it, it was
fun to be in England shooting it.

353
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,830
Were you a fan of Bridget Jones?

354
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,220
Uh... yes, of course I was.

355
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,830
Do you want to try that again?

356
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,950
For your sake, let's do it again.

357
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,990
- Were you a fan of Bridget Jones?
- I was a HUGE fan!

358
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:41,270
- I could tell that. - I watched it
12 times before starting production.

359
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,270
Excellent. OK, why is
our friend Greg here?

360
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,790
Greg Davies is here because he's
written and stars in Man Down --

361
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,030
- third season, I believe.
- That's right.

362
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,830
And there's a nice clip here
where you wreak havoc on a bus.

363
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,710
Do you mind?

364
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,030
Sorry?

365
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,350
Oh. No, this is my chair.

366
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,270
- You have to give up your seat for pensioners.
- You're not listening,

367
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,710
the chair belongs to me -- it's my chair.

368
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,670
Give the lady the seat.

369
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:13,430
You don't understand, it's not a
bus seat, it's my little chair.

370
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,550
Show a bit of respect.

371
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,430
What's wrong with his eyebrows?

372
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,990
- I hate him!
- He's got a rash!

373
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,670
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

374
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:27,470
To be clear, if it's a bus
seat I have to give it up.

375
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,910
But it's not! It's my little
chair. In fact, it's all I own.

376
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,710
So, with the greatest of respect,

377
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,110
I'll be fucked if I'm
going to give up my legacy

378
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,870
so some old lady can have
a lazy cruise to the bingo!

379
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,720
I'll give you a bloody legacy, mate!

380
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,430
Ow!

381
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,270
Are you still persisting with the
fact that Dan isn't based on you?

382
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,710
Yeah!

383
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:55,790
Come on!

384
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,510
He was based on the 20-,
30-something me, for sure.

385
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,630
So what kind of fates
befall him in this series?

386
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,230
It's more what he does to
other people in this series.

387
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,390
He accidentally ruins the
career of a gay vicar,

388
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,950
he sets fire to an American flag

389
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,390
in front of an American embassy.

390
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,350
- No offence, Patrick.
- No, no, none taken.

391
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,910
He accidentally watches a
middle-aged lady have a poo.

392
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,070
- OK.
- It's good family fun, Chris.

393
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,790
Not based on your life whatsoever.

394
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,710
Actually, that bit is!

395
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,510
Shall I say that? I should say that.

396
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,270
I was up in my parents'
loft when I was a kid

397
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,750
and they were having a party

398
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,910
and I realised there was a
hole through into the toilet,

399
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,950
and I thought...

400
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,310
I thought hijinks.

401
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:45,510
I'll have a look, and a
lady came in and had a poo.

402
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,960
To this day she doesn't know.

403
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,620
- Now she does.
- Really sorry, Karen.

404
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,590
Now...

405
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,180
.. Jenkins.

406
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,390
All right. Cars, boys. Cars.

407
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,070
Oh, yeah.

408
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,390
First cars.

409
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:15,750
OK, Greg, I've got to warn you,
Patrick's very much into his cars.

410
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,790
Patrick, your first car, please.

411
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,910
It was a 1963 356 Porsche Convertible.

412
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,950
Look at this!

413
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,670
If that is your first car,

414
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,630
don't tell me your first pet was a unicorn

415
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,950
- and your first girlfriend
was a supermodel. - No.

416
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,350
I did a movie called Can't Buy Me Love,

417
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,950
and my entire pay cheque
went to purchase that car.

418
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,470
- It was the dream car to have.
- That was your first pay cheque?

419
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,790
- My first pay cheque, and that was it.
- My first job was stacking peat.

420
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,390
I got £5 an hour.

421
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,840
So that's how I bought my
first car. Sorry, carry on.

422
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,470
I still have the car today.

423
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,670
Well, that's the thing. He
still has the car today!

424
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,630
Look at that. That's one of the
coolest photographs I've ever seen.

425
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,430
I don't have a gay bone in my body, but...

426
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,390
I'm just saying. What do you think?

427
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,980
Oh, I'm in.

428
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,030
And I'm sure Patrick...

429
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,030
- Patrick will be delighted(!)
- Yes!

430
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,510
But, seriously, the
coolest first car ever.

431
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,550
- The fact you've still got it is brilliant.
- Yeah, I love the car.

432
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,950
It's fun to drive and
just incredibly reliable.

433
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,550
So, Greg.

434
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,030
It's awful!

435
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,310
Greg, your first car, please.

436
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,470
It was, um... lovely.

437
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,190
I'd been working digging peat.

438
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:39,990
I'd earned £15 and I thought I'll
treat myself to a lovely Renault 18.

439
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,510
Perfect! Let's have a look.

440
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,880
Look at that.

441
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,790
A Renault 18, baby.

442
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,070
I can't remember how much I paid for it,

443
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,790
but I know that I bought
it, I drove it to a garage

444
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,470
cos I think it needed a
tyre change or something.

445
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,190
And I left it with him and,
when I went back, the guy went...

446
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,670
He put his hand on me and went,

447
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,070
"Don't drive this back to London.

448
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,520
"You can't! It's dangerous!"

449
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,070
That was the first day I owned it.

450
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,590
OK, so... best first car.

451
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,870
Let's hear it for -- please
-- Greg Davies' Renault 181.

452
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,640
Come on!

453
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:31,030
Or Patrick Dempsey's 1963 Porsche 356 --

454
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,080
which he still owns!

455
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,110
Sorry.

456
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,710
100% fair fight.

457
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:48,470
But I fear it's only going to get
worse. So, Patrick, best car ever?

458
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,790
- I think the RSR is
probably the best one. - OK.

459
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,710
So the Porsche 911 RSR. Here we go.

460
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,150
Greg!

461
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,350
This is the car that you
race, the competition car.

462
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,710
This is the car that we
won in Japan in the WEC,

463
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,630
which is the World Endurance Championship,

464
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:08,030
and were on the podium
at Le Mans last year.

465
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,590
That's worth a round of applause.

466
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,280
Second on the podium at Le Mans.

467
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,550
OK. Greg.

468
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,230
Congratulations(!)

469
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:27,830
So... best car ever against the 911 RSR?

470
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:32,070
My best ever car -- and I'm so
sorry about this, Patrick --

471
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:35,110
was a 1972 VW Camper van.

472
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,790
So, come on -- where, why, when, how?

473
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:52,230
I think it was sort of in
the early '90s I had it,

474
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,550
and it's by far the most fun
I've ever had in a vehicle.

475
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,310
I mean, we're all better than that, mate.

476
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,030
No, no, we're not.

477
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,150
There's a lot of people smiling
here -- you've got them glowing.

478
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,670
- This is great.
- I stand by it.

479
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,030
OK, so let's hear it. Best car ever.

480
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,390
Let's hear it, first of all,

481
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,070
for Patrick Dempsey's 911 RSR.

482
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,510
I think you might have this...

483
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,350
Let's hear it for Greg
Davies' 1972 VW Camper!

484
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,910
So let's talk about driving, shall we?

485
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,910
I see no reason why I
won't win this lap(!)

486
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,870
- It was tough, though.
- Patrick, how was it out there?

487
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:49,830
It was wet and muddy and a lot
of fun. It was great to be here.

488
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:53,190
- OK, how was it for you, Greg?
- I mean, it was horrific.

489
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,870
I was a fat giraffe forced into a tiny car

490
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,590
and I drove as fast as I could,

491
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,990
but I suspect that was incredibly slow.

492
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,710
- Would you like to see the laps? - Yes!

493
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,430
Greg's first, I think. Here we go.

494
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,550
On the line.

495
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:13,190
Greg Davies, a big man in our
not-so-very-big Rallycross car.

496
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,440
I mean, I'm extra weight.

497
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,270
The others should be given a handicap.

498
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,870
Stop whingeing. Doesn't work
like that, Greg, I'm afraid.

499
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,190
At least the tarmac's dry.

500
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,190
But we're going off-road
for the first time and...

501
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,440
The mud is the best bit.

502
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,430
OK, this should be a water splash

503
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,350
but it's just a river today, isn't it?

504
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,880
Get your foot off the
accelerator, you fat [BLEEP!]

505
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,070
Taking it wide around
Hammerhead. Was that a tactic?

506
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,190
I don't know what I'm doing.

507
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,150
I will not stop!

508
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,830
You will not beat me!

509
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,030
OK, let's have a look at the hairpin.

510
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,680
Nice bit of opposite lock there.

511
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,790
Very wide.

512
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,640
Clean the tyres.

513
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,720
Will he get any air?

514
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,160
No air whatsoever! Zero air.

515
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,510
- Back onto terra firma.
- I saw Jesse Eisenberg and thought,

516
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,110
"Yeah, I could do that.
I could beat that."

517
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,070
Tyre wall.

518
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,960
Apparently not.

519
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,750
Through Gambon. Final corner, here we go.

520
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,110
Windscreen wipers going
faster than the car.

521
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,590
And... across the line!

522
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,070
What do you think?

523
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,790
I thought I was flying round that track,

524
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,670
and then you just see a man,

525
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,390
a fat man's tits wobbling,

526
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:49,710
as he drives through
mud moderately quickly.

527
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,310
Well, it was touch and go, could be close.

528
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:56,550
- Would you like to see
Patrick's lap? - Yes!

529
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,070
Patrick on the line now.

530
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,990
The conditions are officially
abysmal for both these laps.

531
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,310
Patrick off the line there.
Hollywood heart-throb.

532
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,710
Here we go. Rain's picking up a
little bit, which is always nice.

533
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,310
Facing the worst conditions in the
history of our Rallycross course.

534
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,550
Honestly.

535
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,350
Look how wet it is there.

536
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,950
It's like driving in the
swamps of Florida here.

537
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,310
Once again through the river

538
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,550
that should be just one
solitary water splash.

539
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,790
That is the splash there.

540
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,110
I can smell something funny.
I don't know what that is.

541
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,660
I might have just crapped
myself, I'm not sure.

542
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,710
Nice and tight round Hammerhead.

543
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,670
Come on, that is cool. Look at
that line, that's very good.

544
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,190
This is much easier over here.

545
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,030
Don't speak too soon, Patrick,
because we have the hairpin and...

546
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,270
Oh, very nice. Very, very nice!

547
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,190
Far too good. And almost some air!

548
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,030
No lift, no lift, no lift,
no lift, no lift, no lift.

549
00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,110
- Gone. Through the tyre wall.
- Here we go. First time.

550
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,230
Tight to the apex, very nice,
very neat, very tidy and...

551
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,870
let's have a look at Gambon.

552
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,670
Sliding into the grass!

553
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,590
And over the line!

554
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,830
So, how was that, watching that back?

555
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,990
It was tough. Front-wheel-drive
cars are a lot...

556
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,230
I'm used to rear-wheel drive, it's
a completely different sensation.

557
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,590
But it was tough. As soon as you hit
the water everything slowed down.

558
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,350
I think you did really well.

559
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,910
Once again, honestly, the
worst conditions, officially.

560
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,110
Not just saying this to
make you feel better, Greg.

561
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,150
Yeah, which doesn't bode
well for the time, does it?

562
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,430
Paul Hollywood, last
week, very wet, 2.16.4.

563
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,790
Jennifer Saunders, appalling, 2.21.6.

564
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,030
Honestly, your conditions were worse.

565
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,310
We thought they couldn't
get any worse, but they did.

566
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,110
OK, so under three minutes -- I
would be happy with that, Greg.

567
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:54,350
I would be happy with that! However...

568
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,070
No, don't...

569
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,910
Greg Davies, abysmal conditions...

570
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,110
2.27.1!

571
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:11,350
OK, so, Patrick, in monsoon conditions...

572
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,830
This is incredible.

573
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,710
2...

574
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,190
12, dead. Unbelievable!

575
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,030
You're still there, but you're
more up there than down there.

576
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,990
Happy?

577
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,680
Yeah, I want to come back again!

578
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,820
Let's hear it for Patrick
Dempsey and Greg Davies!

579
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,910
OK, so, I'm six weeks into my Top Gear job

580
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,830
and I've done some memorable stuff.

581
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,150
I got hypothermia on a
Gold Wing over the Alps,

582
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,310
I got frostbite in a Rialto
on the way to Blackpool,

583
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,590
and I got sandblasted in Morocco.

584
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,310
Good times(!)

585
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,510
But the one thing I haven't got

586
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,030
is time on that test track
out there in something fast.

587
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,030
So I sent a polite note pointing
this out to the producers

588
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,790
and they sent me one back saying,

589
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,750
"Shut your face, LeBlanc."

590
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,790
So I sent a slightly less
polite note to the producers,

591
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,390
and this happened.

592
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,840
I love those guys!

593
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,670
Ask me to picture my ultimate road car...

594
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,590
and it might look something like this.

595
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,000
The Porsche 911 R.

596
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:31,320
It's a greatest-hits album of
the greatest 911s ever made.

597
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,910
It has a 500-horsepower
naturally aspirated engine

598
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,560
developed by Porsche Motorsport.

599
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,190
It has a proper manual gearbox

600
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:44,160
and it has rear-wheel drive.

601
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,680
Ooh, yeah!

602
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,790
Hello!

603
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,480
Oh, yeah!

604
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:59,230
But, you see, I don't
think I can drive this.

605
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,950
Because in my head this...

606
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,470
is perfection.

607
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,470
However great this car is,

608
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,470
it's got to be a disappointment, right?

609
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,110
I mean, it's got to be.

610
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,120
Yeah, I think I'll just... leave it.

611
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,240
Yeah, I'll just leave it.

612
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,710
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

613
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,280
I'm so... I'm not sorry at all!

614
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,150
I have no willpower whatsoever.

615
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,470
None.

616
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,430
This thing is great.

617
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,590
The whole car is just
sparkling with energy.

618
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,160
It's so mechanical, so oily, so good.

619
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,190
Whoo!

620
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,750
With no turbos to dull its progress,

621
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,990
the 911 R's four-litre flat-six

622
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:05,310
spins up to a mighty 8,800rpm.

623
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:10,080
This is a full-fat,
500-horsepower sports car.

624
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,840
Deploy it on public roads
with extreme caution.

625
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,790
Second gear will take you
past UK motorway speeds.

626
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,340
Drive this thing hard and
you are going to jail.

627
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,230
Which is bad news,

628
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:33,670
because the soundtrack that comes
with burying your right foot --

629
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,790
well, it's addictive.

630
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,140
Oh!

631
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,600
Just listen to that.

632
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,240
Oh, that's nice!

633
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,400
Really has that character
of the older Porsches.

634
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:55,670
It has that raw, visceral feel to it.

635
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:59,230
You couldn't be more involved
or engaged with this car

636
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,080
if you were strapped under the motor.

637
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,590
Some people will tell you that,

638
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,190
because the engine in
this car is way out back,

639
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,470
like it is in all 911s,

640
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,590
that it's inherently
unbalanced and butt-heavy.

641
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,380
I'm here to tell you they're wrong.

642
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:23,950
Sure, you have to adapt to the
unique way 911s go around corners,

643
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,990
but that makes them all the
more absorbing to drive.

644
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,430
And by "absorbing" I mean engaging,

645
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:35,110
inviting, exciting, awesome... ing.

646
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,960
Yeah! Whoa!

647
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,920
When you get it right it's so rewarding.

648
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,200
Whoo!

649
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,420
My hand's shaking a little bit.

650
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,070
I'm good.

651
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:02,400
So, you've probably guessed
by now -- I like this car.

652
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,750
But it does have a few problems.

653
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,030
Firstly, and ridiculously,

654
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,030
Porsche hasn't developed
an infinite gas tank yet.

655
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,910
Come on, Porsche, let's sort this out.

656
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,310
And while we're here,

657
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,310
there's another little
problem with this 911 R.

658
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,670
It costs £137,000. That's...

659
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,860
That's a lot of pounds.

660
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,030
OK, have a look at this.

661
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:37,390
All that cash doesn't buy you
a radio or air conditioning.

662
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:42,000
It does, however, get you a
place to keep your sandwich.

663
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,660
Mm!

664
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,910
Now, to be fair,

665
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,230
Porsche will fit the air con and the radio

666
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,950
at no extra charge if you want,

667
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,110
but I'd skip the radio and
definitely go for the air con

668
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,350
cos it's hot enough to
roast a chicken in here.

669
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,270
It's done.

670
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:06,480
But there is another, more
pressing, problem facing the 911 R.

671
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,030
And it comes from Porsche.

672
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,550
That is the 911 GT3 RS.

673
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,030
This car's evil twin.

674
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,550
It has exactly the same engine as this car

675
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,710
but it also has a giant wing,
super-fast double-clutch gearbox,

676
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,430
fatter tyres and a sharper suspension.

677
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:32,430
And how much more do you pay for all
that extra track-bred performance?

678
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,470
Well, that's the thing --

679
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:38,990
the GT3 RS is about six
grand CHEAPER than this car.

680
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,980
I know, it doesn't make sense, does it?

681
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:47,520
So, what happens when you put
them head-to-head in a drag race?

682
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,470
Don't be stupid, I'm not racing him.

683
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,710
That car does 0-60 in 3.3 seconds,

684
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,760
a full half-second quicker than this car.

685
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:20,230
It's faster round any
racetrack you care to mention.

686
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,550
This car IS slower.

687
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,740
That's the whole point.

688
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,670
Manufacturers are so preoccupied
with lap times these days

689
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:36,550
they've forgotten about the
most important thing -- us.

690
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,870
The ones behind the wheel.

691
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:45,470
Cars like the GT3 RS have
become so fast, so capable,

692
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:49,720
that you'd have to be a Stig to
access the performance of the car.

693
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,860
Aw, look at him go.

694
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,670
They're too clever.

695
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:01,470
The driver has been dealt
out of the equation,

696
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,520
less of a cog and more of a weakest link.

697
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,720
He's not going to stop
till he runs out of tyres.

698
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,390
He's run out of tyres.

699
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:30,150
Wonder how he's getting home.
I wonder if he has a home.

700
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:43,390
The 911 R is all about giving
driving back to the driver.

701
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,350
This car relies on me
to make the downshift,

702
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,910
it relies on me to quickly up-shift
so the revs don't drop too far,

703
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,320
it relies on me to keep the butt in line.

704
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,840
You and the car work together as a team.

705
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,310
Missed the shift there, but that's OK.

706
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:08,070
The car needs me to be a good driver.

707
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,870
There's nowhere to hide.

708
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,600
It says, "OK, what you got?"

709
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,400
I like that.

710
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,680
They say you shouldn't meet your heroes.

711
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,630
But they're wrong, you should
totally meet your heroes.

712
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,750
I highly recommend it.

713
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:39,910
For years, fast cars have
been getting faster and faster.

714
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,840
But they haven't necessarily been
getting more exciting to drive.

715
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:50,710
The 911 R takes things back to basics,

716
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:54,230
reminds us that sports cars
aren't all about the stopwatch,

717
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:58,310
but the sensation, the
experience, the moment.

718
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:02,950
They're about making us feel
connected, making us feel alive.

719
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,070
And maybe, just maybe,

720
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,040
the 911 R is perfection.

721
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,580
You better not eat my sandwich!

722
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,430
- Happy? Yeah? How happy?
- I am very happy.

723
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,870
- I'm in my happy place.
- You're in your happy place?

724
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:31,030
I can tell! Right, good for him.
So Matt's had his Porsche fix,

725
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,350
time now for my classic Brit fix --

726
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,390
cars that have always looked gorgeous

727
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:40,070
but never been so
gorgeous to actually drive.

728
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,760
Until now.

729
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,270
In the past, cars were designed
with the free-flowing hand

730
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,110
of an actual human being.

731
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,150
Curves were king,

732
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,990
creations brimming with
fantasy and escapism,

733
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,040
genius and artistry.

734
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,910
The only problem was
they broke down -- a lot.

735
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,430
They leaked a lot -- all over your drive.

736
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,950
They were noisy, they were cold

737
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,480
and they were uncomfortable.

738
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,190
Nowadays, though, more and more companies

739
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:25,000
are specialising in remaking old
stuff better than when it was new.

740
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:37,440
Cars like this DB5 from Aston
Martin Works in Newport Pagnell.

741
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:44,550
This exquisite being has enjoyed
a full nut-and-bolt rebuild

742
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,000
to bring it bang up to date.

743
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,750
Now, the engine in this
spectacular specimen

744
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,990
has been what they call "blueprinted" --

745
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,430
rebuilt from the bare
bones of the original

746
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,550
with loads and loads of clever
tweaks and twists and tricks

747
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,200
to massively improve performance.

748
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,590
But, most importantly
-- in a classic car --

749
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,230
reliability.

750
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:14,070
You can even spec your 1960s
Aston with power steering,

751
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,920
air conditioning and satnav.

752
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:25,390
Unfortunately, all this
heritage restoration business

753
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,380
doesn't come cheap.

754
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,070
The cost on the road...

755
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:32,660
£1 million.

756
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,470
So how a about a less expensive
alternative from Eagle,

757
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,910
who provide a similar bespoke
service for fans of the Jag?

758
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,190
This E-Type was in intensive
care for over a year

759
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:50,680
for what they call a
zero-mile restoration.

760
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:57,480
The result -- a car now superior
to when it first left the factory.

761
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,990
But, again,

762
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:05,280
the cost is £435,000.

763
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,910
And, yes, I know we've featured
Eagle before on Top Gear

764
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,630
but, frankly, I just wanted a go in one,

765
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,270
because these cars are just awesome.

766
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,360
Whoo-hoo!

767
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,310
There's no doubt that these
are extraordinary cars,

768
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,990
with equally extraordinary price tags.

769
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:35,480
However, you can get into this
world for quite a lot less.

770
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,830
This is an MGB Roadster,

771
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,150
a true style icon,

772
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:45,670
reimagined and re-engineered
by a company called Frontline,

773
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:49,510
who are based in MG's
original birth place.

774
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,950
Hence the name --

775
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,520
the MG Abingdon Edition.

776
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,510
But craftsmanship comes at a cost.

777
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:04,470
This MG is £100,000.

778
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:09,430
But for a quarter of the price of the
Eagle, you get the same recipe --

779
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,800
classic face, modern pace.

780
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:18,110
This super roadster's
brand-new 2.5-litre engine

781
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:22,240
produces 304 brake horsepower.

782
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,790
That means it's packing
three times more power

783
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:30,750
than the original 1.8-litre MGB,

784
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,200
which means it's quicker
-- much, much quicker.

785
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:43,190
Where originally it would have
done 0-60 in 11 seconds, now...

786
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:44,830
3.8.

787
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,630
And a top speed of -- wait for this! --

788
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,880
168mph!

789
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:59,800
Which means it also needs
massively upgraded modern brakes.

790
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,910
But to really experience this car properly

791
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:11,520
we have to return to its natural habitat.

792
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,750
And so you join us, the Abingdon and I,

793
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,030
in the quintessential English countryside.

794
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:27,910
And straightaway I can sense
the difference, the improvement,

795
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:31,670
that all the mods Frontline
have added make to this car.

796
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:37,600
The handling, for a start, is
so unrecognisable as an MGB.

797
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:47,510
The modern dampers and
springs and aluminium uprights

798
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,550
have replaced all the
tractor bits from the '60s

799
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,510
that were originally on this car.

800
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,230
Tractor bits!

801
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,070
The glorious result is an MGB

802
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:05,200
that finally delivers the drive
the looks always promised.

803
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:12,710
I think what I like about
it most is that it feels old

804
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,110
even though it's basically brand-new,

805
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,910
and that's such a hard trick to pull off.

806
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:23,070
You know, no recreation or
replica ever feels like that.

807
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,230
It's almost impossible,
it's almost not allowed --

808
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,630
that's the one thing you're
not allowed to achieve.

809
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,870
But this does achieve it.

810
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,590
It feels so authentic and dangerous.

811
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:36,470
Not really dangerous, but
dangerous enough. You know?

812
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:41,150
You can definitely confirm that the
live axle is still very much live,

813
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,470
especially if you boot it
a bit too much around a...

814
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,550
Erm... a tight corner like that.

815
00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:59,630
Sure, the MGB isn't as refined
as the E-Type or the Aston,

816
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,150
but nor should it be.

817
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,630
MGs were never about refinement.

818
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,590
This car remains true to its roots,

819
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,350
a straightforward drop-top two-seater,

820
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,720
built simply to put a smile on your face.

821
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:20,720
Four decades later, this is now
the car MG wanted you to have.

822
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:26,070
I'm trying to find something
that's wrong with this car, but...

823
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,870
it's pretty much perfect.

824
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,630
I mean, there's a speck of
dirt on the windscreen and...

825
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,110
the wing mirrors are a
bit too round and...

826
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,350
I think the clock might be a minute slow.

827
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,830
Even the heater works!

828
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,420
The heaters never work in MGBs!

829
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,390
Bet the demister doesn't, though.

830
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,640
That's impossible. That
would be a miracle.

831
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,830
Windy-road bit coming up.

832
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,750
Oh, yes, this is what
it's all about, isn't it?

833
00:51:55,800 --> 00:52:00,190
This is the pure magic of
wheels and pistons and petrol

834
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:05,870
encapsulated in one gorgeous new-old MGB.

835
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,790
And I wish you were in
this car with me now.

836
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,580
This is superb!

837
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,270
Ace is what this car is.

838
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,240
Totally ace.

839
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,240
What a motorcar.

840
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,510
- That was good. Is it fun?
- I had a lot of fun.

841
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,990
- Yeah? - Yeah. - You love it?

842
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,510
I love this car. This car is not
only my favourite car of the show

843
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:43,590
but of the series, ladies and
gentlemen, I have to say that,

844
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,190
because it's true.

845
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,030
However, bizarrely, also --

846
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,870
relatively, in a way
-- the most expensive.

847
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,710
Because, this car, this
DB5, this gorgeous DB5,

848
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,190
unrestored -- half a million quid.

849
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:56,870
Restored -- £1 million.

850
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,390
That's double. The gorgeous
Eagle E-Type, which you love...

851
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,030
- Yeah, I do.
- Unrestored -- 100 grand.

852
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,990
Restored -- half a million quid.

853
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,910
That's five times.

854
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,870
This gorgeous MG,

855
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,710
168mph, 0-60 in 3.8 seconds.

856
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,670
Unrestored -- five grand.

857
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:19,190
- Restored -- 100 grand.
That's 20 times! - Oh, OK.

858
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:22,150
All right, so let me ask you,
which one would you choose?

859
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,670
To look at, this car.

860
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:27,670
OK? To drive, this car.

861
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:30,870
- OK. - To look at and to
drive, if I can only have one,

862
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,910
- the E-Type. - That sounds like
a good plan. - Talking of plans,

863
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,950
do we have a plan for the
end-of-series season finale?

864
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,510
- As a matter of fact we do.
- Perfect.

865
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,430
OK, it's time for some end-of-term fun.

866
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,630
All series we've watched our
stars in this Rallycross car

867
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,470
take on our big jump,

868
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,910
but it got us wondering -- which of
us presenters could go the longest?

869
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,510
- Love a presenters' contest!
- Yes, it's long-jump time.

870
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,710
Winner gets, Eddie?

871
00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:01,510
The keys to the Mini for one last
drive through the water splash.

872
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,870
While the other five get a pac-a-mac...

873
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,390
and a big old soaking.

874
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,550
The rules? There are no rules.

875
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,550
That way Eddie can't cheat.

876
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,630
Me? Cheat? Never!

877
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:21,070
This is the Top Gear End Of Term

878
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:25,270
Rallycross Sports Day Long Jump Challenge.

879
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:29,030
Six will jump. Just one will triumph.

880
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:32,350
Now, your Coxes, your
Joshuas, your Ramsays --

881
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:36,390
yep, your average celebrity -- gets
pretty good air off this thing,

882
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,670
so the competition will be fierce.

883
00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:41,910
Harris said your Vmax is going
to be higher here than over there.

884
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,110
- What's Vmax?
- I don't know.

885
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,670
Did you know he was here all
day yesterday practising?

886
00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:49,790
- No. - It's in his contract.
- It's written in. - No...

887
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,040
I was here TWO days ago.

888
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,780
Luckily, to keep us all in check...

889
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:03,310
Presenters, ready?

890
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,710
Hey, look who's back.

891
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,800
First up, Rory.

892
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,750
- Driver, ready?
- Ready...

893
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,840
man from Gladiators.

894
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:18,070
Three, two, one!

895
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,950
- Wow!
- OK, enthusiastic start.

896
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,350
- Great determination from Reid.
- Cut the corner.

897
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,150
Way to go. This should be big.

898
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,870
Come on, baby!

899
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,150
Yeah!

900
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,430
Oh.

901
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,110
Come on!

902
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,900
That felt good.

903
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:37,350
Well, he liked it.

904
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,310
What was the distance?

905
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:40,510
♪ Flash! ♪

906
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,950
D'oh! Oh, he's not going to like that.

907
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,830
That doesn't register as a jump.

908
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,430
Was it that bad?

909
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,420
Well, it's a start.

910
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,060
Sabine up next.

911
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,550
And it looks like she has a strategy.

912
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,670
Little Mini, time to go on a diet.

913
00:55:57,720 --> 00:56:00,230
Ah, yes -- less fuel, less weight.

914
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,280
Did she drink some?!

915
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,790
No, she's good.

916
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,430
Now, as a professional racing driver,

917
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,390
this should be something really special.

918
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,110
- Whoo!
- Oh.

919
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,800
Oh, even shorter than yours?

920
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,150
Oh, not even two metres?

921
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,950
It wasn't a great jump. I
don't think it was a jump.

922
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,710
Oh, [BLEEP!]

923
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,950
Apparently this is harder than it looks.

924
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,350
So I employed a two-stage plan.

925
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:37,230
Stage one -- even less weight.

926
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,190
OK, I think what you've got to do

927
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:44,870
is you've just go to take the
hairpin out of the equation.

928
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,110
He's actually stopped. He's stopped.

929
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,150
Since there are no rules...

930
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:50,790
What is he doing?

931
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:53,670
.. stage two -- a massive run up.

932
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:55,880
He's got more speed.

933
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:00,310
Yeah-he-he-he!

934
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,120
It's huge!

935
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,310
That's Rory taken care of.

936
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,790
Chris Evans is a dirty great big cheat.

937
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,950
Come join me up here, LeBlanc.

938
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,430
No problem.

939
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:17,110
Matt, you will go on my first whistle!

940
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:20,870
Three, two, one!

941
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:24,990
I've given this some thought,

942
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,030
and you know what this competition needs?

943
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,950
A bit of science.

944
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,300
I'm waiting on a nice tailwind.

945
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:37,750
Almost there.

946
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,830
Yeah, now we're talking.

947
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:42,820
Conditions optimal.

948
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,140
Here we go.

949
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,910
Oh, look at that!

950
00:57:58,280 --> 00:57:59,880
8.9 to beat.

951
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,390
That's not far.

952
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,590
Yeah, Chris beat him.

953
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:09,840
- Rory, do you think he went
further than you? - Shut up!

954
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:14,390
- Less than you? - I think a little bit
less. - Not bad for a fat American.

955
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,470
Well, so much for science.

956
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:24,310
Evans' lead is looking
pretty unassailable.

957
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,270
Come on, Harris, what
you got in the locker?

958
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:30,230
You've seen your racing on the telly
and it's all about aerodynamics,

959
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,430
so I'm going to make some
modifications to the Mini

960
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,270
by getting rid of some
of these panel gaps.

961
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:37,670
It could prove crucial
between 20mph and 50mph.

962
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:41,390
Look at that. Oh, and one other
flourish -- wing mirrors in.

963
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,510
Sure, that'll help(!)

964
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,640
Oh, now that is a big run up.

965
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,350
And it's looking fast.

966
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,150
Whoa!

967
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,830
Oh, yes!

968
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,950
Let's see that again.

969
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,190
14 metres!

970
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:07,910
There goes my win.

971
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,400
Frankly, beating that's going
to take a cunning plan...

972
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:20,710
.. the plan of a man whose entire
career was built around strategy.

973
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:24,750
A plan honed in the
cut-throat world of Formula 1.

974
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,190
Come on, Jordan, what is that plan?

975
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:28,910
It's simple.

976
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,500
Start last.

977
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,990
Right. Well, at least the
driving should be good.

978
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,150
Three, two...

979
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:41,710
OK.

980
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,500
The jump, then?

981
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,960
Come on, Eddie, let's go!

982
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:52,790
Wow!

983
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,640
Look at him fly!

984
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:01,920
But in the end, the nine-metre jump
from Eddie hands him second place...

985
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:07,560
.. making our long-jump
champion Chris Harris!

986
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,030
Sorry, Eddie.

987
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,470
I went too far into the grass.

988
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:19,550
- Give me a hug.
- Come on.

989
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:30,110
OK, so the undisputed king of the
Top Gear Long Jump -- Chris Harris!

990
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,950
OK, come on, everyone outside
-- I want to get you wet,

991
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,150
- and I'm not going to enjoy this too
much. - OK. - Come on. - All right.

992
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,470
- Have a great summer.
- Bye. Thank you, everyone.

