1 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:14,820 If I'm lying, I'm crying. 2 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:25,722 Good morning, race car. Morning, tow truck. 3 00:00:25,758 --> 00:00:28,054 Good morning, Stanley. 4 00:00:28,484 --> 00:00:31,164 So, Mater, how did Lizzie and Stanley meet? 5 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:34,733 Oh, that there's one of my favorite old stories about history. 6 00:00:34,734 --> 00:00:37,402 - It all started last week... - Last week? 7 00:00:37,403 --> 00:00:39,637 Shush! Let me finish my story! 8 00:00:39,642 --> 00:00:43,308 What happened was I was putting up this roadside clock, 9 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:45,476 when all of a sudden... 10 00:00:45,777 --> 00:00:46,946 Uh-oh! 11 00:00:47,146 --> 00:00:48,414 Ow, that hurt. 12 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:49,715 Ugh. 13 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:53,119 That makes my nose itch. 14 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:54,287 Ah-choo! 15 00:00:55,487 --> 00:00:56,823 Dad... 16 00:00:57,323 --> 00:00:59,057 Gum! 17 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:01,560 Whoa. 18 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:05,396 Hey, this must be the fabled Tail Light Caverns. 19 00:01:05,397 --> 00:01:08,066 Wow! Look at all them stalag-lights. 20 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:11,472 Boy, I can't wait to tell everybody back in town. 21 00:01:13,072 --> 00:01:15,974 Well, that's weird. There ain't no town. 22 00:01:16,091 --> 00:01:18,611 Hey, who's that? 23 00:01:21,814 --> 00:01:23,615 Well, howdy, friend! 24 00:01:23,816 --> 00:01:25,250 Stanley? 25 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:28,787 That's right! Stanley the traveling radiator cap salesman. 26 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:33,224 I've got small caps, large caps, all colors, all shapes, every make, every model. 27 00:01:33,225 --> 00:01:35,194 Caps for the gentlemen and caps for the ladies. 28 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:37,429 - Need a cap? - Uh, no, I'm good. 29 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:40,432 Well, if you don't need a cap, I've gotta put a cap on this sale and move along. 30 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:43,168 There's plenty of customers just waiting for a Stanley cap 31 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:45,537 from here to Californ-i-a! 32 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:49,305 Wait a minute. If Stanley don't stay here in the past, then... 33 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,113 Uh... Ah-choo! 34 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:57,016 ...there'll be no town in the future! 35 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:59,351 I gotta save Radiator Springs! 36 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:03,355 Wait a minute. There's no way you traveled back in time. 37 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,073 - Hey, Mater. - Hey, Mater. 38 00:02:05,108 --> 00:02:06,490 McQueen, you gotta help me! 39 00:02:06,491 --> 00:02:07,892 - Later, Mater. - Later, Mater. 40 00:02:07,898 --> 00:02:09,109 Ah-choo! 41 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:12,196 Oh, no! We gotta stop Stanley! 42 00:02:12,297 --> 00:02:14,066 Uh, hold still. 43 00:02:14,069 --> 00:02:15,469 Huh? 44 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:18,236 Hey, Stanley! 45 00:02:18,237 --> 00:02:21,907 There's a car down here that could really use a radiator cap! 46 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:24,295 Well, I'll be! A customer. 47 00:02:24,343 --> 00:02:26,278 Well, howdy, friend. 48 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:30,248 Say, I think I got a cap just your size! 49 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:40,491 Huh. That fits just right. 50 00:02:40,492 --> 00:02:43,095 Yes siree! It's the real McCoy. 51 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:48,329 Just think, Stanley. You could take care of all them tired travelers crossin' the desert. 52 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,502 And sell 'em radiator caps! 53 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:53,071 Say... I like the way you're thinking! 54 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:55,306 Is there a place around here to wet my whistle? 55 00:02:55,307 --> 00:02:58,042 Oh, and how! Follow me, friend. 56 00:02:58,043 --> 00:03:00,145 Get yourself some nice cool water here 57 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:02,178 and then I'll set you up with some radiator caps. 58 00:03:02,179 --> 00:03:04,016 What do you say? Something snazzy. 59 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,516 Well! We'll take two! 60 00:03:05,517 --> 00:03:08,018 Well, you know, Stanley, you could build a town 61 00:03:08,019 --> 00:03:10,422 right next to this here radiator spring. 62 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:13,958 Radiator Springs? Now you're on the trolley. Ding, ding! 63 00:03:13,959 --> 00:03:17,093 Let's see, I could run the water from here to over there and set up a radiator cap shop right here... 64 00:03:17,095 --> 00:03:20,031 Oh, boy, this is going to take a while. Come on, let's speed things up a bit. 65 00:03:20,032 --> 00:03:21,235 Ah-choo! 66 00:03:23,035 --> 00:03:25,303 - Whoa! - This place is amazing! 67 00:03:25,304 --> 00:03:29,205 Hey, friends, where you been? Come on! Let me show you around. 68 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:31,409 Welcome to Stanley's Oasis. 69 00:03:31,410 --> 00:03:34,045 Here's the world famous Bottle Garage for your oil. 70 00:03:34,046 --> 00:03:35,612 Over there's the Service Center. 71 00:03:35,613 --> 00:03:37,548 And that's the Cap 'n' Tap for your caps. 72 00:03:37,549 --> 00:03:38,315 Fancy! 73 00:03:38,316 --> 00:03:40,652 And that there is nature's no foolin' coolant. 74 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:43,554 One sip and your temperature will dip. 75 00:03:44,089 --> 00:03:45,649 That's cool. 76 00:03:45,650 --> 00:03:48,158 Well, our job here is done. 77 00:03:48,265 --> 00:03:49,479 Huh? 78 00:03:51,161 --> 00:03:54,767 Say, that's a fine-looking Model T! 79 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:58,234 - Somebody help me! - That traveler's in trouble! 80 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:01,005 What the... Lizzie? 81 00:04:01,006 --> 00:04:04,874 - Don't worry, I got you. - Oh, thank you, kind sir. 82 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:06,678 Hey, look who's here. 83 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:10,046 - What the... Lizzie? - That's what I said! 84 00:04:10,056 --> 00:04:11,256 Aw... 85 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:12,851 Uh... 86 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:17,127 Ah, no! If Lizzie falls in love with McQueen, she won't fall in love with Stanley 87 00:04:17,137 --> 00:04:20,087 and he won't stay and there'll be no Radiator Springs as we know it! Oh, no! 88 00:04:20,089 --> 00:04:22,524 - Pardon me... - Uh, yeah? 89 00:04:22,527 --> 00:04:24,629 Could you please step aside? 90 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:26,097 Huh? Oh! 91 00:04:26,098 --> 00:04:28,999 Hubba-hubba. Aren't you the cat's pajamas. 92 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,569 I bet you say that to all the girls. 93 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:33,604 Oh, applesauce. 94 00:04:34,106 --> 00:04:37,573 Oh, this is great! Stanley, Lizzie. Lizzie, Stanley. 95 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:40,110 The pleasure's all mine. 96 00:04:40,111 --> 00:04:42,380 May I offer you a nice cool drink of water? 97 00:04:42,381 --> 00:04:45,051 Ooh, you're such a gentleman. 98 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:47,451 Ah, that's nice. 99 00:04:47,452 --> 00:04:50,454 Now let's pick you out a shiny, new radiator cap. 100 00:04:50,455 --> 00:04:52,857 For me? You sure know how to treat a girl. 101 00:04:52,858 --> 00:04:54,510 Aw, shucks! 102 00:04:56,304 --> 00:04:59,445 - Oh, it's perfect. - Do you really like it? 103 00:04:59,447 --> 00:05:02,400 I do. I really do. 104 00:05:02,401 --> 00:05:04,102 And the rest is history. 105 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:06,471 Let's make sure history does what it's supposed to do. 106 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:07,508 Ah-choo! 107 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,608 Where is everybody? 108 00:05:10,609 --> 00:05:12,744 Hey! What's goin' on down at the courthouse? 109 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:14,346 Here they come! 110 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:19,320 Say cheese! 111 00:05:23,515 --> 00:05:25,155 What's wrong with you? 112 00:05:25,156 --> 00:05:27,392 I always cry at weddings. 113 00:05:27,692 --> 00:05:29,360 Come on, sweet pea. 114 00:05:29,361 --> 00:05:32,263 Let's honeymoon in our Comfy Cavern Motor Court! 115 00:05:32,264 --> 00:05:34,001 Oh, Stanley. 116 00:05:36,301 --> 00:05:38,705 We can go now. Ah-choo! 117 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,439 Mater, there's no such thing as time travel. 118 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,540 Pardon me, young man. You're blocking my view. 119 00:05:44,542 --> 00:05:46,544 Could you please step aside? 120 00:05:46,545 --> 00:05:48,779 Oh, uh, sure. 121 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:53,218 I miss you, Stanley. You sure knew how to treat a girl. 122 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:54,632 Oh, by the way, 123 00:05:54,640 --> 00:06:00,459 I never did get a chance to thank you for introducing me and Stanley. 124 00:06:01,359 --> 00:06:04,200 And that's how you make history.