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<span style="color:yellow;">Carvery's on me today, guys.</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">I got a promotion at Bird Zone.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Well done, man.</span>
<span style="color:white;">What are you doing now?</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">You are looking at the brand-new</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">penguin master.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Phew! </span><span style="color:cyan;">They still got that
fibreglass polar bear there?</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Yes, they do. </span>
<span style="color:cyan;">I wanked your cousin off behind that.</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Oh.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Come through. Come through.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Stop letting people go ahead of us!</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">I'm fucking starving!</span>

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<span style="color:white;">You must control your base instincts to
reap maximum rewards from the carvery.</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Oh, Morph, no-one cares</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">about your stupid system.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">First, like the hunter, you wait</span>
<span style="color:white;">for a moment to pounce,</span>

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<span style="color:white;">which is when they bring out</span>
<span style="color:white;">the new turkey.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Then begins the strategy.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Meat goes into the middle.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">You're only allowed three,</span>
<span style="color:white;">so ask for turkey, pork and beef.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Then say, "Oh, I wanted gammon,</span>
<span style="color:white;">not pork."</span>

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<span style="color:white;">I call that the Carnifour.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Vegetables - baked ones only.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Potatoes, parsnips and stuffing.</span>
<span style="color:white;">Be careful with the stuffing,</span>

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<span style="color:white;">cos it's always next to the peas.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Arrange sauces</span>
<span style="color:white;">like an artist's palette.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Then most important of all...</span>

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<span style="color:white;">the Yorkshire pudding crown.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Add your gravy pond,</span>
<span style="color:white;">and for a bit of fun,</span>

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<span style="color:white;">mashed potato ducks.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">And that, my friends,</span>
<span style="color:white;">is the perfect carvery.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">All I'm trying to say is watch part three
again, cos it's really not that bad.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">CHATTER</span>
<span style="color:white;">Come through.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Fresh meat!</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">Fuck it - mine!</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Mmm!</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">Ahhh!</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Not eating your carvery, Morph?</span>
<span style="color:white;">It's not a carvery, is it?</span>

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<span style="color:white;">It's an absolute outrage!</span>

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<span style="color:white;">No fucking Yorkshire!</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">I'll have it. </span><span style="color:white;">No!</span>

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<span style="color:white;">We're leaving that as a message.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">You know! You fucking know!</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Fuck!</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Tone it down.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Can we talk?</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Might be best.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Hiya.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">So...lately...</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">I know.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">I mean, it's not...</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">Oh, no, no, no.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Thank God. But you...</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Hey.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Because...</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">It's cool.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Well...</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">You too.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Yeah.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">What a bell-end!</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">Can you believe that?!</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Sorry, believe what, exactly?</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">I mean, you heard what he said.</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">Not really.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">We go out together, he moves me in,</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">we set up a harness, and then...</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">we break up. He just doesn't know</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">what he wants.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Alison, if there's anything</span>
<span style="color:white;">I can do...</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Oh, I know it's a Sunday, but can</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">we just get really, really drunk?</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Agreed. But not in this pub.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">After this carvery debacle, I hope</span>
<span style="color:white;">the staff DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE!</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Bit much, mate!</span>
<span style="color:white;">Is it, though? Actually, is it?</span>

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<span style="color:white;">A carvery without a Yorkshire!</span>

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<span style="color:white;">I BITE MY THUMB AT THEE, SIR!</span>

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<span style="color:white;">I BITE MY THUMB AT THEE!</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Well, this is it.</span> <span style="color:cyan;">We're gonna
have to try...</span> ..the other pub.

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<span style="color:yellow;">No-one goes in the Swan</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">since they done it up.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">I'm sure it'll be fine.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">LAUGHTER</span>

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<span style="color:white;">MANIC LAUGHTER</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Pints, then?</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Guys, I don't like it here!</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">The rugby's on.</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Cucumber...water?</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Shall we do one?</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Guys, we're here for Alison.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">So let's pull up a chair.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">It's screwed to the floor.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Guys...apparently,</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">it's table service.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">MANIC LAUGHTER ECHOES</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Where are we?</span>

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<span style="color:white;">FLAMES CRACKLE</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Oh! This should be comfortable,</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">but it isn't.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">What?</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">I said...</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">We should be able to talk.</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">What the fuck is that?</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Are you Facebook stalking him?</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">No!</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">I'm on his porn hub.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Would you like any olives?</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Do we have to pay for olives?</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Yes.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Then...no.</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Er, guys, promotion!</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">We will have the olives, my love,</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">and some fucking wasabi peanuts.</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Oh, shit!</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Don't look. Don't look.</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">It's Alistair from school.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Oh, fuck, I'd forgotten about him.</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">He's such a loser.</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">He's always following me around,</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">wanting to hang out with me.</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">So his mum phoned my mum and he came round
to my house then pissed in my paddling pool.</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">I told him to stop pissing, but he kept
on going and smiling at me like a Moomin.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Oh, my God!</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">What are you guys doing here?</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Just thinking about leaving actually.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">When was the last time we were</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">all together? Probably school.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">That old building we used to go to</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">every day, having lessons!</span>

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<span style="color:white;">SARKY LAUGHTER</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">I went past it the other day.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Still there!</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">It is, isn't it?</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">And I saw Mrs Ryan the other week,</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">getting some petrol. Mental!</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Mate, we're trying to have a drink,</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">so...</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Me too. We should have one together.</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">I'd rather suck Morpheus's cock.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Whoa!</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Blackwell! Still on form!</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Is anyone sitting here?</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">So, what are you doing at the moment?</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">Er, well, actually,</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">I'm penguin master at Bird Zone.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">That's great, mate!</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">Yeah. Things turned out pretty all right.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">So what are you up to,</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">then, Alistair from school?</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">I mean, Alistair from now.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Oh, um...I'm the landlord in here.</span>
<span style="color:white;">LAUGHTER</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Nom, you're not. You work</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">at the fucking Co-op!</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">When I was doing my BTEC. Then</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">I saved up, bought this place.</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">You run a bloody pub?</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">You're 20 fucking 4!</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">I know, yeah!</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">And we've just had a refurb, so we've
now got Giant Jenga, Dyson Airblade...</span>

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<span style="color:white;">And weird fake candles.</span>

122
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">We've even got a hot tub</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">out the back. Crazy!</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Hats off to you Alistair!</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">I run a small business myself.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">I know how bloody hard it can be.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Annual tax returns. Oh!</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Annual?!</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Here are your olives.</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Thank you, Rosalita.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Rosalita's from Leicester.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Bloody hell!</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">Guys, my treat.</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Don't be silly!</span>

131
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">These are on the house.</span> <span style="color:yellow;">I can pay for my
own fucking drinks. I'm penguin master.

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<span style="color:yellow;">Bloody hell! </span><span style="color:#11FF11;">Come on.
Take a drink from an old friend.</span>

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<span style="color:yellow;">You're not our friend!</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">You're a fucking Moomin.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Blackwell!</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">I will have all the shots, please.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">He's not even that fit, is he?</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Delete. Delete.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Revenge porn.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Delete.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">So...about the holy man.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Not sure he was ever right for you.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Maybe I was punching</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">above my weight.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">He's so sophisticated.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Whatever he is, he's history.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">I think you should jump straight back on
the horse. Maybe a bigger, sturdier horse.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Like a rebound?</span>
<span style="color:white;">Exactly!</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Well, to begin with. It starts with</span>
<span style="color:white;">a rebound, then you slowly realise...</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Right in the holy man's face!</span>
<span style="color:white;">What...?</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Sorry, Morph. I just want to see</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">that skinny bastard suffer.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Oh, right, see that skinny bastard</span>
<span style="color:white;">suffer, yeah.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Could you pretend</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">to be my boyfriend?</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Yes, please.</span>
<span style="color:white;">With all of my heart, yes!</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Excuse me!</span>

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<span style="color:white;">So what happens now - another kiss?</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">He's coming over. Put your arm round me.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">One arm.</span>
<span style="color:white;">Got it.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Er...</span>

157
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">So, you are, um...</span>

158
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">with him now.</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">Absolutely.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Don't hate the player,</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">hate the game.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">In fact, we're engaged.</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">We're not engaged.</span>

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<span style="color:white;">We're engaged to be engaged.</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">Mmm.</span>

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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Seems...a bit quick.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">Actually, Morpheus always had</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">feelings for me, didn't you?</span>

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<span style="color:white;">Since the first day I met you.</span>

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<span style="color:cyan;">So there you have it.</span>

166
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<span style="color:white;">And I would do anything for her.</span>

167
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<span style="color:white;">I would walk through hell</span>
<span style="color:white;">for this woman</span>

168
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<span style="color:white;">and fight Satan</span>
<span style="color:white;">in bare-knuckle combat</span>

169
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<span style="color:white;">until his fiery hooves</span>
<span style="color:white;">tore the skin from my hands!</span>

170
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Fair enough.</span>

171
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<span style="color:cyan;">What is wrong with that guy?!</span>
<span style="color:white;">I just don't know.</span>

172
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<span style="color:cyan;">He's gone now, mate.</span>

173
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<span style="color:white;">Cool, yeah.</span>

174
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<span style="color:white;">Would you recommend the merlot</span>
<span style="color:white;">or the rioj-er?</span>

175
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<span style="color:yellow;">Sod all that. Get some ale</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">down your neck, lad.</span>

176
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<span style="color:white;">Sure.</span>

177
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<span style="color:white;">Thanks.</span>

178
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<span style="color:white;">Is that a full pint?</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">Aye.</span>

179
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<span style="color:white;">A bit surprised to see you here.</span>

180
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<span style="color:white;">Didn't know you could appear in the real world.
Thought we had to meet in that magical forest.</span>

181
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<span style="color:yellow;">Wish I hadn't now.</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">This fucking place!</span>

182
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<span style="color:yellow;">There's a fella over there</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">sat with no socks on.</span>

183
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<span style="color:yellow;">If he did that in the tavern,</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">he'd be cut from nave to chaps.</span>

184
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<span style="color:yellow;">Twat!</span>
<span style="color:white;">Cool.</span>

185
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<span style="color:white;">So, why are you here, spirit guide?</span>

186
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<span style="color:yellow;">I know what you're up to, Morpheus.</span>

187
00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,240
<span style="color:yellow;">But do you really want to be</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">the rebound guy?</span>

188
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<span style="color:white;">Well, if I get through the door</span>
<span style="color:white;">as the rebound guy,</span>

189
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<span style="color:white;">it gives me something to build on.</span>

190
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<span style="color:white;">Then, over time, we phase out</span>
<span style="color:white;">the rebound</span>

191
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<span style="color:white;">and I just become the guy</span>

192
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<span style="color:white;">or the husband.</span>

193
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<span style="color:yellow;">It never works, man.</span>

194
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<span style="color:yellow;">Take it from somebody who knows</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">a bit about women.</span>

195
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<span style="color:white;">With all due respect,</span>
<span style="color:white;">you and Catelyn Stark,</span>

196
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<span style="color:white;">that wasn't exactly fireworks, mate.</span>

197
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<span style="color:yellow;">Watch Lady Chatterley's Lover</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">then come back to me.</span>

198
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<span style="color:white;">You were in Lady Chatterley's Lover?</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">IMDB, mate.</span>

199
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<span style="color:white;">Fucking hell - GoldenEye!</span>

200
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<span style="color:white;">Wow!</span>

201
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<span style="color:yellow;">Morpheus...</span>

202
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<span style="color:yellow;">Heed my advice.</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">If you go after Alison,</span>

203
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<span style="color:yellow;">it will end in sorrow.</span>

204
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<span style="color:yellow;">Sorrow!</span>

205
00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,000
<span style="color:yellow;">Sorrow...</span>

206
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,600
<span style="color:yellow;">Sorrow...</span>

207
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<span style="color:yellow;">Sorrow...</span>

208
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<span style="color:yellow;">SORROW!</span>

209
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">OK, so you know your VAT return?</span>
<span style="color:white;">Yeah.</span>

210
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">What is that?</span>

211
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<span style="color:white;">Oh, right, OK. So, basically, every quarter, you
want to compile all your invoces and receipts...</span>

212
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Right. </span><span style="color:white;">..make sure they're safe and sound.
If you have a safe, pop them in there.

213
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<span style="color:white;">HIS VOICE BECOMES MUFFLED</span>

214
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<span style="color:white;">Big words, big words, grown-up stuff.</span>

215
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Adult, adult, real man.</span>

216
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<span style="color:white;">Business stuff, financial words,</span>
<span style="color:white;">impressive things.</span>

217
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Impressed, impressed.</span>

218
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Better than Kent.</span>
<span style="color:white;">EVIL LAUGHTER</span>

219
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<span style="color:white;">Witty anecdote, £50 note...</span>

220
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<span style="color:white;">Spotify Premium? Didn't think so!</span>

221
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<span style="color:white;">I like to keep all my invoices</span>
<span style="color:white;">in a pillow case, cos it...</span>

222
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<span style="color:yellow;">Remember when you shat yourself</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">in Physics?</span>

223
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<span style="color:white;">God! Yeah, I haven't thought</span>
<span style="color:white;">about that in a while.</span>

224
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<span style="color:yellow;">I think about it all the time</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">and it's still just as funny.</span>

225
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">He was 11, though.</span>

226
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<span style="color:yellow;">Yeah, and he filled his pants with</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">shit, in front of the whole class!</span>

227
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<span style="color:yellow;">It's classic! You never lived</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">that one down, did you?</span>

228
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<span style="color:white;">No, I guess not.</span>

229
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<span style="color:yellow;">No.</span>

230
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Kent shat himself in a cab last week.</span>

231
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<span style="color:yellow;">No, that was different.</span>

232
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<span style="color:yellow;">I was on drugs.</span>

233
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<span style="color:white;">Oh...</span>

234
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<span style="color:yellow;">Game of pool?</span> <span style="color:white;">No, you'll probably
just whip me like you used to.</span>

235
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<span style="color:yellow;">Don't worry - I'll go easy on ya.</span>

236
00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:57,820
<span style="color:#11FF11;">So, just to clarify, Kent, you are
the yellow balls, right? </span> <span style="color:yellow;">Yes!</span>

237
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<span style="color:white;">I cannot believe I'm seven balls up</span>
<span style="color:white;">on Blackwell. Flukey or what?</span>

238
00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:03,180
<span style="color:yellow;">Or blatant cheating!</span>

239
00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:07,180
<span style="color:yellow;">Come on, Maradona. Your shot.</span>
<span style="color:white;">OK.</span>

240
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<span style="color:yellow;">Ha! Touched the white!</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">Two shots to me.</span>

241
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:13,740
<span style="color:yellow;">Shut that face up!</span>
<span style="color:white;">He's right - I did touch it.</span>

242
00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,500
<span style="color:yellow;">I'm gonna need a rest.</span>

243
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,300
<span style="color:white;">Oh, we don't have a rest.</span>

244
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:20,820
<span style="color:yellow;">You haven't got a rest?!</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">He hasn't got a rest!</span>

245
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<span style="color:#11FF11;">Yeah, he's got a pool table, though,</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">in the pub he owns.</span>

246
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<span style="color:yellow;">Yeah, but he hasn't got a rest,</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">have you? You prick!</span>

247
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<span style="color:white;">BALL CLACKS SHARPLY</span>

248
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<span style="color:white;">Come on, Morph, it's now or never.</span>
<span style="color:white;">Just book it.</span>

249
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<span style="color:white;">Z-I-I-IP!</span>

250
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<span style="color:white;">Just book it.</span>

251
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<span style="color:white;">♪ I wanna wake up ♪</span>

252
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<span style="color:white;">♪ In a city that doesn't sleep... ♪</span>

253
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<span style="color:yellow;">Don't do it, Morpheus!</span>
<span style="color:white;">Jesus!</span>

254
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,060
<span style="color:white;">You're appearing on posters now?</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">So what?</span>

255
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<span style="color:white;">Just seems like your rules</span>
<span style="color:white;">are really loose.</span>

256
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<span style="color:yellow;">I'm Sean Bean. I can do what I like.</span>

257
00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:05,260
<span style="color:yellow;">About Alison -</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">you're thinking wi' your...</span>

258
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:07,660
<span style="color:yellow;">It's quite an eyeful!</span>

259
00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:10,700
<span style="color:white;">But Alison wants a man</span>
<span style="color:white;">who knows what he wants</span>

260
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:14,300
<span style="color:white;">and I want to take her to the top of the
Empire State Building on Valentine's Day</span>

261
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:17,340
<span style="color:white;">and then to that big sandwich place</span>
<span style="color:white;">from When Harry Met Sally.</span>

262
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<span style="color:yellow;">I'm telling you, Morpheus...</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">don't book it!</span>

263
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,220
<span style="color:yellow;">You need to check Groupon first.</span>

264
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:27,100
<span style="color:white;">Did you just look down again?</span>

265
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,420
<span style="color:yellow;">No. Just accidentally.</span>

266
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<span style="color:white;">Get out of my head, Sean Bean!</span>

267
00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:38,820
<span style="color:#11FF11;">'2005.'</span>

268
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<span style="color:yellow;">Easy. Miley Cyrus.</span>

269
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,860
<span style="color:white;">You sure it's not Hannah Montana?</span>

270
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<span style="color:yellow;">Hannah Montana was the character</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">in the show, you fucking goon!</span>

271
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<span style="color:white;">OK. Miley Cyrus.</span>

272
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:55,820
<span style="color:yellow;">Well done, Alistair(!) Just press</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">the button before we've all decided.</span>

273
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:59,260
<span style="color:white;">But you said...</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">I was presenting a debate, you helmet.</span>

274
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<span style="color:yellow;">For the group to discuss.</span> We thought you were
team captain. You made a pretty big deal out of that.

275
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<span style="color:yellow;">Yeah, because I'm better than him.</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">And I can prove it.</span>

276
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<span style="color:yellow;">Chins. We both take it in turns to punch each
other in the face until one of us gives up.</span>

277
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:25,460
<span style="color:white;">I don't know if I want to do that.</span>

278
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,420
<span style="color:yellow;">What?! You scared or something?</span>

279
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:30,500
<span style="color:yellow;">Gonna piss yourself, like you did
in my paddling pool? </span><span style="color:white;">No.</span>

280
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:34,260
<span style="color:white;">I just thought we were having a nice night.</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">Well, we're not. We're having a fight

281
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:36,220
<span style="color:white;">And why has that happened, then?</span>

282
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<span style="color:yellow;">Because someone needs to realise
who rules the fucking roost around here!</span>

283
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:42,700
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Guys, why not get your dicks out</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">and measure them instead?</span>

284
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<span style="color:yellow;">We don't wanna do that!</span>
<span style="color:white;">I don't... No. </span>Come on.

285
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<span style="color:yellow;">You punch me first.</span>

286
00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:49,100
<span style="color:white;">You want me to punch you?</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">Yeah.</span>

287
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,900
<span style="color:white;">What - in your face?</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">Yeah.</span>

288
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:54,900
<span style="color:white;">With, like, a closed fist?</span>

289
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<span style="color:yellow;">Yeah. </span><span style="color:white;">OK.</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">Come on, then!</span>

290
00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:00,740
<span style="color:yellow;">Hit me! Then we'll see</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">who the big man is.</span>

291
00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:02,740
<span style="color:white;">OK. Um, look...</span>

292
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:05,140
<span style="color:white;">If you wanna be the big man,</span>
<span style="color:white;">you can,</span>

293
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:06,540
<span style="color:white;">because I'm pulling out.</span>

294
00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:09,220
<span style="color:white;">Look, you're prepared to do this.</span>
<span style="color:white;">I'm not.</span>

295
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:12,420
<span style="color:white;">So, congratulations -</span>
<span style="color:white;">you win...big man.</span>

296
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:15,260
<span style="color:white;">Shake on it.</span>

297
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:19,260
<span style="color:yellow;">OK, I'll shake on it.</span>

298
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:23,980
<span style="color:yellow;">Fuck!</span>

299
00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:25,580
<span style="color:white;">What was that?</span>

300
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:28,820
<span style="color:yellow;">A punch.</span>

301
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,180
<span style="color:white;">While we were shaking hands?</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">Yeah.</span>

302
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:35,180
<span style="color:yellow;">I did that.</span>

303
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,660
<span style="color:white;">Blackwell!</span>

304
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:49,820
<span style="color:yellow;">Alistair!</span>

305
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:53,820
<span style="color:white;">Let's go and get in the hot tub! He's fucking
me in the ear - he doesn't even mean it!</span>

306
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:01,140
<span style="color:white;">Hoo!</span>

307
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:05,140
<span style="color:white;">♪ Ooh, New York... ♪</span>

308
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,260
<span style="color:white;">Alison.</span>

309
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:11,260
<span style="color:white;">I've got something to tell you</span>
<span style="color:white;">and I want everyone to hear.</span>

310
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,500
<span style="color:white;">I love you.</span>

311
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,660
<span style="color:white;">I've always loved you.</span>

312
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,780
<span style="color:white;">And I can't live another moment</span>
<span style="color:white;">without you knowing.</span>

313
00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:22,140
<span style="color:cyan;">Bloody hell, Morph!</span>
<span style="color:white;">And there's more.</span>

314
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:25,300
<span style="color:white;">As tomorrow's Valentine's day,</span>
<span style="color:white;">I am taking you...</span>

315
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,260
<span style="color:cyan;">It's OK, you can drop the act.</span>

316
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,700
<span style="color:cyan;">The plan worked.</span>

317
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:32,060
<span style="color:cyan;">We're back on!</span>

318
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:34,740
<span style="color:white;">Really? </span>
<span style="color:cyan;">Yeah, it was quite romantic, actually.</span>

319
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:37,420
<span style="color:cyan;">He told me he missed me,</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">then cut off a lock of his hair</span>

320
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:40,540
<span style="color:cyan;">and tied it to mine while I was</span>
<span style="color:cyan;">tugging him off in the bogs.</span>

321
00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:41,820
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Aye.</span>

322
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,660
<span style="color:white;">Ohhh!</span>

323
00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:46,780
<span style="color:white;">Well, that is...smashing!</span>

324
00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:50,780
<span style="color:white;">Really fucking smashing!</span>

325
00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,780
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Bloody hell!</span>

326
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:56,740
<span style="color:white;">Mazel tov!</span>

327
00:17:56,740 --> 00:18:00,740
<span style="color:cyan;">So, hot tub?</span>

328
00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:05,940
<span style="color:white;">You make an honest woman of her!</span>

329
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:09,180
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Well...early days, so...</span>

330
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:13,180
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Eh?</span>

331
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:18,140
<span style="color:white;">Sorry.</span>

332
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:22,140
<span style="color:yellow;">I've got shaking hands and shit. Even when he's
being the smaller man, he has to be the biggerman.</span>

333
00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:24,900
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Maybe you should have a little cry</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">about it.</span>

334
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:28,900
<span style="color:yellow;">He's a prick!</span> <span style="color:#11FF11;">Is he, though?
Or maybe you're just a bit jealous.</span>

335
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:33,460
<span style="color:yellow;">Jealous?! Of him?!</span>

336
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,460
<span style="color:yellow;">It's just...</span>

337
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:39,820
<span style="color:yellow;">I sleep on your couch, and I've</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">never got any fucking money.</span>

338
00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:42,220
<span style="color:#11FF11;">It's not that bad.</span>

339
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:45,620
<span style="color:#11FF11;">You're penguin master!</span>

340
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,500
<span style="color:yellow;">No. I made that up.</span>

341
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,900
<span style="color:yellow;">I'm assistant penguin master.</span>

342
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,860
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Does the penguin master</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">need an assistant?</span>

343
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:54,420
<span style="color:yellow;">Not really.</span>

344
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:57,740
<span style="color:yellow;">Just makes me clean up</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">the fish and shit.</span>

345
00:18:57,740 --> 00:19:00,580
<span style="color:yellow;">Even the fucking Moomin's</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">doing better than me!</span>

346
00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:03,940
<span style="color:#11FF11;">All right, OK, so maybe</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">he's got all this stuff,</span>

347
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:07,340
<span style="color:#11FF11;">but...he's still a Moomin.</span>

348
00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:10,500
<span style="color:#11FF11;">And he looks up to you.</span>

349
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:14,500
<span style="color:yellow;">Still want to fucking get him,</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">though.</span>

350
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,060
<span style="color:yellow;">Are you...pissing?</span>

351
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:27,020
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Right in his paddling pool!</span>

352
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:29,700
<span style="color:yellow;">OK. I'm doing it too!</span>

353
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,980
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Not on me!</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">No, I'm pointing it that way!</span>

354
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:33,980
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Point it that way.</span>

355
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,700
<span style="color:white;">Hit a warm spot!</span>

356
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,300
<span style="color:#11FF11;">That's weird.</span>

357
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:50,220
<span style="color:#11FF11;">It's an online check-in request</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">from BA on the shop email.</span>

358
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,900
<span style="color:white;">It's probably spam.</span>
<span style="color:white;">Don't even read it!</span>

359
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:56,900
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Well, no. Apparently there's two tickets booked
to New York for tomorrow for Valentine's Day.</span>

360
00:19:58,060 --> 00:20:00,900
<span style="color:white;">Give me the phone - I'll show you it's fake.</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Looks pretty real.</span>

361
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,540
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Passenger one is you and passenger</span>
<span style="color:#11FF11;">two is Alis...</span>

362
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:07,540
<span style="color:white;">HISSING</span>

363
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:11,100
<span style="color:white;">..stair!</span>

364
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,820
<span style="color:#11FF11;">Alistair.</span>

365
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:16,500
<span style="color:white;">Alistair.</span>

366
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,020
<span style="color:yellow;">Me?</span>
<span style="color:white;">Yeah.</span>

367
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:19,860
<span style="color:white;">You're with me, buddy!</span>

368
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:23,060
<span style="color:white;">It was supposed to be a...</span>

369
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:24,660
<span style="color:white;">..surprise</span>

370
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:28,180
<span style="color:white;">to say thank you for...</span>

371
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:31,980
<span style="color:white;">..such a great night.</span>

372
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:35,980
<span style="color:yellow;">It's a bit weird, mate.</span> No, it's the normal
thing one friend does for another, Kent.

373
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:39,300
<span style="color:yellow;">For Valentine's Day? </span>
<span style="color:white;">That was a Groupon. The date was arbitrary.</span>

374
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:45,300
<span style="color:white;">So, Alistair, what do you say? Because I can
easily cancel it and I might be able to get a refund.</span>

375
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:50,900
<span style="color:yellow;">Well... Bloody hell, Morph!</span>

376
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,420
<span style="color:yellow;">I...I'd love to!</span>

377
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:57,420
<span style="color:white;">HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY</span>

378
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:04,620
<span style="color:white;">This is really happening!</span>

379
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,140
<span style="color:white;">We...we...</span>

380
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,260
<span style="color:white;">are going to New York together.</span>

381
00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:10,620
<span style="color:#11FF11;">In four hours!</span>
<span style="color:white;">Mazel tov!</span>

382
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,860
<span style="color:yellow;">The Big Apple!</span>

383
00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:15,780
<span style="color:#11FF11;">♪ Start spreading the news ♪</span>

384
00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:18,260
<span style="color:white;">THEY HUM ALONG</span>

385
00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:22,260
<span style="color:#11FF11;">♪ I'm leaving today ♪</span>

386
00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:26,540
<span style="color:#11FF11;">♪ I want to be a part of it ♪</span>

387
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:33,220
<span style="color:#11FF11;">♪ New York... ♪</span>

388
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:43,020
<span style="color:yellow;">Look - Times Square!</span>

389
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,660
<span style="color:yellow;">Woo!</span>

390
00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:46,620
<span style="color:yellow;">Brooklyn Bridge...Rockefeller...</span>

391
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:49,900
<span style="color:yellow;">There's a shop!</span>

392
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,780
<span style="color:yellow;">We're actually in the hood!</span>

393
00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:53,420
<span style="color:yellow;">Morph's just chillin'.</span>

394
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:57,420
<span style="color:yellow;">Oh, my God, Morph! Try it on!</span>

395
00:21:57,740 --> 00:22:00,860
<span style="color:yellow;">Looks amazing.</span>
<span style="color:white;">Thanks.</span>

396
00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:02,660
<span style="color:yellow;">Oh, look, Morph! Morph!</span>

397
00:22:02,660 --> 00:22:04,740
<span style="color:yellow;">I'm walking here.</span>

398
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,620
<span style="color:yellow;">He we are in an authentic</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">American diner.</span>

399
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,860
<span style="color:yellow;">I'll have what he's having.</span>

400
00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:12,220
<span style="color:white;">ALISTAIR LAUGHS</span>

401
00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:14,500
<span style="color:yellow;">Here's the master suite hotel room.</span>

402
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:18,300
<span style="color:yellow;">That's our bed - double. Two lads,</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">bit awkward, but hilarious.</span>

403
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:20,700
<span style="color:yellow;">There's Morph!</span>
<span style="color:white;">MORPH SOBS</span>

404
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:24,060
<span style="color:yellow;">He's loving life.</span>

405
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:27,620
<span style="color:yellow;">No, I think he's feeling</span>
<span style="color:yellow;">a bit overwhelmed.</span>

406
00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:29,940
<span style="color:yellow;">You all right, Morph?</span>

407
00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:32,660
<span style="color:white;">Get out!</span>

408
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:36,660
<span style="color:white;">♪ And find I'm king of the hill ♪</span>

409
00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:41,300
<span style="color:white;">♪ Top of the heap ♪</span>

410
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:45,300
<span style="color:white;">♪ These little town blues ♪</span>

411
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:49,660
<span style="color:white;">♪ Are melting away... ♪</span>

412
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:57,500
<span style="color:white;">♪ I'll make a brand new start of it ♪</span>