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- # We #
- # Are the Crystal #
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- # Gems #
- # we'll always save the day #
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♪ and if you think we can't ♪
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♪ we'll always find a way ♪
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- # that's why the people #
- # of this world #
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♪ believe in... Garnet ♪
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- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #
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♪ And Steven! ♪
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- And then we go into the tricks.
- All right.
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But I really think we should
save the dogwalker
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for next time.
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This is our first impression.
We gotta go big.
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And we should go soon, too,
before they get suspicious.
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Those two are acting
very suspicious.
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Should we ask them
what's going on?
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- I can't.
- Right...
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Steven, Amethyst!
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Is there something
you'd like to tell us?
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So you guys know how we recently had
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an epic showdown in
the beta Kindergarten.
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And you know that during it,
we beat Jasper.
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But do you know...
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who beat Jasper?
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You two?
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Peridot.
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It didn't land.
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Pick it back up.
Pick it back up!
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Ahem! We have someone
we'd like you to meet!
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All right, let's meet this
mysterious stranger.
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Heya. I'm Smoky Quartz.
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Nice to meet ya.
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- What?!
- Oh!
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Don't bother putting
your socks back on,
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'cause I'm about to
knock 'em off again!
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Now, you guys can see exactly
how I beat Jasper.
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This is a little trick I like
to call "Walk the Dog"!
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Wait! Explain everything!
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This one's called "Jog the Dog"!
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Oh! No!
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Whoops! Ha!
Uh, this one is called
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"Dog Walking's
Just My Day Job
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Till I Finally
Get That Callback"!
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Garnet, a little help.
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- Mnh-mnh-mnh!
- Sardonyx!
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You know the rules about
weapons in the house.
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Mostly allowed, really,
but with some exceptions.
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Oh, what a pleasure it is
to meet you.
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You've made quite
the impression already.
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In fact, there's one in the wall
over there and there and...
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Uh, sorry. Looks like I got
a bit carried away.
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I can, uh... reel it in.
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Oh!
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Stop!
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But really, please ... stop.
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Your act is tremendous.
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But your stage is too small.
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We need some space
to get to know each other.
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Somewhere a bit more...
infinite.
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You have a room
in the temple?
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It exists
as long as I exist.
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And here... I... am!
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Come now, don't be shy.
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Bwooop!
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I can't see nothing in here.
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You cannot see
anything, my darling ...
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because the show
hasn't started yet!
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Show?
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Live, from a metaphysical room
deep in the temple,
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it's "Sardonyx Tonight"!
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Good evening, everybody!
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We have a brand-new fusion
with us tonight.
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I'm so excited,
I could just shatter!
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Everyone welcome
Smoky Quartz!
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So tell me, literally,
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everything there is to know
about yourself.
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And do not skip out
on any of the juicy details.
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Well, I like, uh, long walks
through the Kindergarten.
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Actually, that's where I sort
of ... pow ... became me.
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And, uh, pow ...
beat Jasper.
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Oh, that Jasper, always running
'round Kindergartens
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and causing trouble.
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Boy, that didn't quite
work out for her.
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Guess she should go back to
preschool, am I right, folks?
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Yeah.
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She lost her mind
in a corrupted fusion.
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I guess you could say
she had a... short fuse?
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Easy crowd, huh?
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Where'd you get 'em?
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I made them myself.
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But, Smoky, I think what
we really want to know is...
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who are you?
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Who is... Smoky... Quartz?
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Uh, well, between the fight
and now, yeah,
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I've only really existed for,
like, 10 minutes, so, uh...
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I-I don't know.
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But I do know how to do this!
Uh...
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This one's called
"Sad Baby in a Diaper"!
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Bow!
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Yes, the yo-yo.
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Seen it, lived it,
loved it!
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But what about the rest
of your game?
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I ain't exactly
a deck of cards here.
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Oh!
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I canlick my elbow.
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I have three of them now.
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We'll be right back
after a word from our sponsor!
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Huh?
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Listen, Smoky, let's talk ...
fusion to fusion.
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That's a nice yo-yo, but I want
to know the yo-you.
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What?
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Smoky, there's bound to be
way more to you than just...
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a yo-yo.
You're a fusion.
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You're full of surprises!
You just don't know it yet.
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Yeah. Yeah, I guess
that is how surprises work.
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I've got it!
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Every fusion gets something new ...
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a new power, a new weapon.
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Like a yo-yo?
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Yes, but better.
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Let's find out
what's new about you.
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And welcome back!
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Don't those
cartoon characters
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make you want to buy
those products?
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I sure hope so,
or else I'd be off air.
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We have a new segment
for you all tonight.
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That's right, everyone.
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It's time to Hit That Bird!
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During Opal's adventures
at the sky spire,
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she took down a flock of
bird monsters with her bow.
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Let's see if you've got
her "opalescent" aim.
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What do you say, Smoky?
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Are you ready to Hit That Bird?
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Oh! Ah, well, a bow is kind of
like a yo-yo, right?
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Except if the string went
this a ways and...
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Mm-hmm.
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Let's start, shall we?
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Time is
an impatient thing!
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Oh!
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Uh-oh, time's up.
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Let's see.
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The score tallies to...
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one, two, three...
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zero.
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Guess I'm a real bow-zo, ha.
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What do you say we move on to
the next segment, everybody?
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Here we are!
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I call this segment...
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You Like That, Little Man?
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'Cause everybody loves a callback.
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She's not actually in this episode.
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Do we still have to pay her?
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Yes? Fair enough.
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Now, it's no secret that us fine
fusions pack an extra punch.
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But Sugilite is a standout
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for being
a heavy hitting powerhouse.
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But maybe you've got something
to top Sugilite's swing?
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Mmm, maybe?
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Just hit the base
with this mallet,
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and we'll see
how you measure up.
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Okay.
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That all you got?
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Gosh.
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Ooh! Very close.
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An extra spin around always
helps me!
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An extra spin, huh?
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Okay.
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Ha ha! Nice try!
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What?!
One more time!
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You... ain't... nothing!
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Hmm, yes.
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Something just isn't
hitting right here.
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Maybe you're just strong...
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♪ In a different way ♪
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We'll find out in just a moment.
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Play us over to stage right, Jorge!
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Uh...
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Okay, don't worry about
that crowd.
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Don't worry about Jorge.
It's just you and me.
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Yeah, no duh.
Actually... who's Jorge?
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Smoky, you're holding out on me.
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- I'm ready to see your main event.
- Ah, you and me both.
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Now, Alexandrite has a throat
full of flames.
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Whether that's the cause
of her raspy voice
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is up for debate,
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but there's no room for
questions when she attacks ...
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exhaling a burning blaze!
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So I call this segment
"Breath of Fire."
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Sardonyx, I don't know.
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Come on, Smoky.
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Step up
and see if you can spit
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some elemental chaos
at the target.
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We seem to experiencing some
magical difficulties.
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But don't change the channel.
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There must be some common thread
between Steven and Amethyst
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that's heightened
by their fusion.
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I don't know, Sards, I guess,
uh, zero plus zero equals zero.
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Something they both think.
Something they both do.
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They say two wrongs
don't make a right ...
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I guess I'm living proof
that that's true!
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I'm just one big super wrong...
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... good-for-nothing dud with a yo-yo.
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They want to impress us!
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They were planning this all morning.
We hijacked their show!
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I was excited!
It's not about us!
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Huh?
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- What's happening?!
- It's Sardonyx!
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If she's not here,
the room can't exist!
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Garnet!
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Pearl!
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Huh?
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Sorry for the rough landing.
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What are you talking about?!
That was amazing.
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Oh, Amethyst!
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You've been such
a good influence on him!
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It's kind of the other way around.
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You didn't tell us
that yo-yo can grapple.
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It can do so much stuff!
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Wait. So do you use it like
a lasso or a flail?
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It's better than a flail.
It's a toy!
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It's so unexpected.
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- Give us the play-by-play.
- So, there we were...
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