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Where am I?

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You're in the hospital.

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You just had surgery.

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Oh.

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That's why it hurts so bad.

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Hey, sugar.

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Hi, Mom.

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How'd everything go?

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Did they get all the cancer?

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It went just fine.

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Sweetie, it went just fine.

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Why'd you look at the nurse like that?

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Oh, my God, I'm bleeding.

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It's all right.

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Don't worry, sugar, we're
making it so you never

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- have to see those scars.
- But my arms.

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Don't y'all feel like
you're going too high?

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It's all right.

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Mom, what are you doing?

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Mom, what are you doing? Stop.

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I can't... I can't
breathe. I can't breathe!

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Hey, you know you don't
have to wait, right?

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Beg your pardon?

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You can get a cup before it's done.

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It's designed to stop dripping
when you pull the pot out.

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I prefer to let the machine
complete its process.

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Right.

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Good morning, Bonkerz.

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Hey, look what the cat dragged in.

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Good morning, Bonkerz.

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Like to have your breakfast? Come on.

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Bill is the only person on the planet

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that could get a cat on a schedule.

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- It's true.
- Hey...

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Could I borrow your car tonight?

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At like 3:00 A.M.?

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For what?

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I have to re-record my show

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and that's the only time the
local station could give me.

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Why do you have to re-record it?

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Apparently the file I sent to L.A.

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was "unusable."

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I guess the acoustics in the closet

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weren't as good as I thought they were.

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You're looking better this morning.

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Perhaps my recent contribution

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is already having the desired effect.

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Bill's got some good shit, huh? Hmm?

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Ugh, I hate my life.

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Oh, I see.

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You've made your way through most

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of your mother's belongings.

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I assume you'll be heading
for Los Angeles soon.

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Yeah.

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Oh, God.

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I need to start looking
into flights today.

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Well, then, this is perhaps

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a perfect time to discuss your future.

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- My future?
- Tig,

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like your mother, one day I will die.

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And I feel that it is my duty...

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He said "duty."

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to make sure that you're not left

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in a fragile financial position.

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What is this?

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That is a Roth Ira.

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If I put in the maximum amount annually,

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assuming that I live
for at least ten years,

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it should provide a
comfortable retirement nest egg.

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Wow.

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Bill, that's really nice, but...

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I'm good.

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You're not good.

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You have no pension,
you have no property.

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That's not true. I own a bicycle.

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Your medical expenses ate up
what little savings you have.

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What if something should happen again?

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I don't need your help.

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You've given me enough.
You've done your duty.

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Very well.

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You know, if you're, uh...

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Looking to get rid of some cash, Bill,

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I'm more than willing to
take it off your hands.

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Why would I give you money, Remy?

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You have a steady job teaching,

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your rent is well below market value.

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That reminds me.

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Your lease is up for
renegotiating next week.

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Already?

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And I certainly hope
you've gotten further along

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with those improvements.

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Oh, I'll get that.

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What is it?

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It's a package.

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For Mom.

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Well, that's not surprising.

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She was a great one
for impulse purchasing.

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This is probably the last
thing she ever bought.

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Well, we probably shouldn't open it.

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Hmm.

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It's a shame they're too small,

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'cause I could use some new bras.

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But...

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It was a joke.

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I see.

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Well, maybe you know
someone who can use them.

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I'm trying to think, do
I know anybody with boobs?

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Guess I'll just return 'em.

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I think that would be best.

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"Dalton Green"?

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"Japonica Lane."

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Oh, there you are.

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Hey, um...

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Do you know a Dalton Green?

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No, why? Is that, like,
an actor or something?

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No.

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Oh, uh...

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Mick and Girlie are here.

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- Why?
- They brought a pig.

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- A pet pig?
- It's grief food.

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Like a roasted pig.

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It's supposed to make
the sadness go away.

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- Not for the pig.
- True.

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Do you think that

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Mick wants to be close,
now that Mom's dead?

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I mean, a delicious
pig, it's a good start.

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That's true, it makes up for everything.

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As I said to your brother,

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I apologize for not
coming over before now.

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It's just been a little hard on me

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since your mother passed.

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Are we waiting on the pig?

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Is this just appetizers?

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Yeah, I think we're waiting on the pig.

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Sorry.

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I don't mean to cry.

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It's okay.

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So, how's everything, Tig?

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Uh, everything in
my... entire life, or...

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Whatever you want to tell me.

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Things are fine.

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Yeah.

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How are... how are you doing?

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Well, Girlie and I

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are working on opening a pizza place.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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But not your traditional kind, no.

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It'd be kind of a blend
of our two cultures.

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Instead of regular Italian toppings,

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we'll be using Filipino spices

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and meats and things.

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It's pretty yummy.

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- That's great.
- Yeah.

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Uh, Ding Dong even came
up with the perfect name:

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Girlie's Filipizza.

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That's great.

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We're in talk with a few investors,

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and they are crazy about the idea.

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Yeah, good luck with that.

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Well, thank you, son.

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Son?

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Everything okay, Bill?

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Bonkerz missed her 12:00 feed.

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She's not in any of
her usual hiding places.

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I'm sure she's around someplace.

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No, no.

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She would've responded to the bell.

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She must've gotten out

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when you opened the door
for the delivery man.

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It was literally two seconds.

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The guy handed me the package,

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I shut the door.

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There's no way she got out.

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I can't believe he's blaming me.

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I can't believe I'm gonna miss
this game to go look for a cat.

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Make 100... make 200 copies.

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They've got a xerox
machine at the library.

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I know. I live here.

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I think it's best if you
post them where people gather.

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At the, uh, bookstore,

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coffee shops, kiosks.

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At the school, supermarkets.

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Yes, Bill, we're humans.

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We know where people gather.

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I'll be here in case Bonkerz returns.

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You think that's the best photograph?

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It conveys her physical attributes, but

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maybe it would've been
better to use one that

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captures her unique personality.

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I think it was best to go with
the externals in this case.

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Call me with any updates.

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Okay.

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I just phoned a few pals to organize

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- a search posse.
- Ah.

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They should be here within the hour.

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That... that will not be necessary.

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No need to thank me.

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Don't worry.

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I go way back with these guys.

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And I can assure you
they have a real knack

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for locating valuable objects.

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Mm-hmm.

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Dixie mafia.

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"Dixie mafia."

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We all know those guys

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are just his drinking
buddies from the '70s.

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Who stole stuff.

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Yeah, but we shoplifted
comics and candy,

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doesn't mean we're part
of some crime organization.

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Did you see Bill's face when Mick said

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he was gonna bring
those guys by the house?

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Sheer terror.

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I cannot believe Mom married him.

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Which one?

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Mick's got his charms.

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And you have to admit,

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it's pretty sweet how
emotional he is about Mom.

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Bill's emotional about Mom.

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Well, he is!

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He's just more private
about his feelings.

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Well, he's certainly not private
about his love for Bonkerz.

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Hey, guys. How's it hanging?

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Pretty low these days, I'm afraid.

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Bill?

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- This is Cal, and that's Spanky.
- Hi.

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Pleased to meet you, Cal, Spanky.

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This is some neighborhood you live in.

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Spanks and I were admiring
the homes as we drove up.

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Well, you ought to see Bill's house.

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It is gorgeous inside.

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I'll bet.

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You mind me asking what
you do for a living, Bill?

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I'm in the... frozen food industry.

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Frozen food?

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Wow!

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Good for you!

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Would you mind putting that out?

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Bonkerz can't stand the smell.

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Who the hell is Bonkerz?

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That's Bill's cat.

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The one I told you about.

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Wait...

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It's an actual cat?

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We thought when you told
us his cat went missing,

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you meant his woman.

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Uh, sorry there, Bill, no disrespect.

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Hey, there's Jer.

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All right!

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Uh, I'm gonna go inside.

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- In case someone calls.
- No worries.

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We're cool. Jerry!

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Hey, Jer, doesn't this place remind you

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of the job we pulled in '78?

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- Oh, yeah.
- Look at them windows.

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You'd have to butter me
up to get me in there now.

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Let's go find a cat.

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Goddamn it!

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I knew they were gonna lose.

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I'm gonna go get some snacks.

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You want anything to eat?

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No, I'm still full from our
lunch we had an hour ago.

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All right.

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Hey, Coach Remy.

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Hey, Jamie Baxter, how are you, man?

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- All right.
- Good.

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- How those legs doing?
- Oh.

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Still tired from that workout yesterday?

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"No, no."

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00:12:21,092 --> 00:12:22,435
Maybe I'll go a little
harder on you next time.

271
00:12:22,459 --> 00:12:24,095
- All right, go ahead.
- All right.

272
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,163
Thought you were getting my Pantene.

273
00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:28,999
Oh, I was just getting some bars first.

274
00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:31,435
Gonna introduce your mama or what?

275
00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:34,205
Coach Remy, this is my mama.

276
00:12:34,271 --> 00:12:35,672
- Bibby.
- Hi, Bibby.

277
00:12:35,739 --> 00:12:37,408
Can't believe I haven't met you before.

278
00:12:37,474 --> 00:12:39,519
You been hiding up in the
bleachers at Jamie's games?

279
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:41,445
Well, she never comes to games.

280
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:42,746
I work.

281
00:12:42,813 --> 00:12:44,815
I mean, it can be hard
for parents who work.

282
00:12:44,881 --> 00:12:46,016
Lot of weekday games.

283
00:12:46,117 --> 00:12:47,684
But if you ever get a chance

284
00:12:47,751 --> 00:12:48,619
to make it in on Saturday,

285
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,721
I promise you, you will be impressed.

286
00:12:50,787 --> 00:12:52,256
I mean this kid of yours...

287
00:12:52,323 --> 00:12:54,891
He's one of the best
athletes I've had in...

288
00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:56,560
Ten years of coaching.

289
00:12:56,627 --> 00:12:57,828
Aw. Well,

290
00:12:57,894 --> 00:12:59,263
I work weekends.

291
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:00,497
I'm a card dealer.

292
00:13:00,564 --> 00:13:02,566
Oh, over at the casinos in Biloxi?

293
00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:03,700
Yeah, Boomtown.

294
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:05,302
Oh, "where everyone knows your game."

295
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:06,713
Yeah, I love that place.

296
00:13:06,737 --> 00:13:08,272
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

297
00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:10,707
You should come by my table
next time you're around.

298
00:13:11,675 --> 00:13:12,843
Uh... I will, yeah.

299
00:13:12,909 --> 00:13:14,178
Yeah.

300
00:13:14,245 --> 00:13:16,613
Definitely will. I most definitely will.

301
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,048
Hey, um...

302
00:13:18,149 --> 00:13:19,316
We better get going.

303
00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:21,185
We still have 3,000 flyers to put up.

304
00:13:21,252 --> 00:13:24,155
Uh, Tig, this is Jamie.

305
00:13:24,188 --> 00:13:25,498
He's one of my students
and star athletes.

306
00:13:25,522 --> 00:13:27,424
- How's it going?
- This is his mama,

307
00:13:27,491 --> 00:13:29,293
Bibby.

308
00:13:30,161 --> 00:13:31,528
Hi, Bibby.

309
00:13:31,595 --> 00:13:34,165
Uh, m... my sister here, from L.A.

310
00:13:34,198 --> 00:13:35,566
Oh.

311
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,800
Nice.

312
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,303
Yeah.

313
00:13:40,771 --> 00:13:42,173
I mean,

314
00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:43,840
if you were to take everything I'm into

315
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,576
and run it through a computer program,

316
00:13:45,642 --> 00:13:48,178
that is who would pop
out of the printer.

317
00:13:48,179 --> 00:13:49,546
Wow.

318
00:13:49,613 --> 00:13:50,847
Okay, well...

319
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,716
She's into me, right?

320
00:13:52,783 --> 00:13:54,285
You're her son's teacher.

321
00:13:54,351 --> 00:13:56,220
Yeah, but only for a few more months.

322
00:13:56,287 --> 00:13:58,589
I should get that
window fixed at my place.

323
00:13:58,655 --> 00:14:00,291
What? For when Bibby spends the night?

324
00:14:00,357 --> 00:14:02,092
You don't think I can get her.

325
00:14:02,193 --> 00:14:04,261
I guess it's possible.

326
00:14:04,328 --> 00:14:06,297
Need I remind you who
was voted "most likely

327
00:14:06,363 --> 00:14:08,199
to marry Pamela
Anderson" in high school?

328
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,866
In high school.

329
00:14:12,669 --> 00:14:15,872
Hey, didn't, uh, Caswell
turn into Japonica?

330
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,675
Yeah, but I thought we
were going to the park.

331
00:14:18,742 --> 00:14:20,577
I know, but, I mean,
we have so many flyers,

332
00:14:20,644 --> 00:14:23,214
we might as well hit
some residential areas.

333
00:14:23,247 --> 00:14:24,815
All right.

334
00:14:26,483 --> 00:14:28,985
Come here. I gotcha.

335
00:14:29,052 --> 00:14:30,220
Come here.

336
00:14:30,221 --> 00:14:32,223
Find something, Jer?

337
00:14:33,224 --> 00:14:35,559
No. Just a squirrel.

338
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,828
- Keep looking.
- Come here.

339
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:45,736
Mick, what happened?

340
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:46,670
I heard a crash.

341
00:14:46,737 --> 00:14:48,372
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.

342
00:14:48,439 --> 00:14:50,307
I'm trying to throw a
coke to Travis up there.

343
00:14:50,374 --> 00:14:52,976
You all right up there, buddy?

344
00:14:53,043 --> 00:14:54,245
It ricocheted off the roof.

345
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,912
I almost hit him in the head.

346
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,248
Mick.

347
00:14:57,281 --> 00:14:58,358
I'm afraid the search party

348
00:14:58,382 --> 00:14:59,916
really isn't working out.

349
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,852
Of course, I'm going to pay you

350
00:15:01,918 --> 00:15:04,621
and your friends for your troubles.

351
00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:07,524
We're not here for the money, Bill.

352
00:15:07,591 --> 00:15:10,294
This is about friends helping friends.

353
00:15:10,361 --> 00:15:13,364
You don't know what it means to me,

354
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:15,332
you taking care of my kids.

355
00:15:15,399 --> 00:15:18,134
I'm forever in your debt.

356
00:15:18,269 --> 00:15:20,937
We're gonna find Bonkerz.

357
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,273
I promise.

358
00:16:21,932 --> 00:16:23,233
Can I help you?

359
00:16:23,334 --> 00:16:25,902
I'm looking for Dalton Green.

360
00:16:25,969 --> 00:16:27,170
Yeah.

361
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,405
Oh, is that you?

362
00:16:28,472 --> 00:16:30,106
Uh, this...

363
00:16:30,173 --> 00:16:32,342
this is kind of weird, but, um,

364
00:16:32,343 --> 00:16:34,745
do you know Caroline Flanagan?

365
00:16:35,846 --> 00:16:37,247
Yeah, I do. Why?

366
00:16:37,348 --> 00:16:38,482
Who are you?

367
00:16:38,549 --> 00:16:41,685
I'm her daughter.

368
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:42,919
Oh, wow.

369
00:16:42,986 --> 00:16:45,155
Uh, Tig, right?

370
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,390
Yeah.

371
00:16:46,457 --> 00:16:50,360
Wait, I... I... I'm
sorry, do I know you?

372
00:16:50,361 --> 00:16:52,363
I'm your brother.

373
00:16:52,396 --> 00:16:53,897
Well, sort of.

374
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:55,699
So, yeah,

375
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,367
my parents must have been

376
00:16:57,368 --> 00:17:01,538
going through a rough period...

377
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:05,709
'cause my, uh, dad had some
kind of thing with your mom,

378
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,011
Caroline, when she was really young.

379
00:17:08,078 --> 00:17:09,212
How young?

380
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,614
Like, 17.

381
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,049
So she got pregnant with me.

382
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,751
Wait, this is my mother.

383
00:17:14,818 --> 00:17:16,529
Yeah, I got a birth
certificate here somewhere

384
00:17:16,553 --> 00:17:18,473
- if you want me to find it.
- No, it's fine. No.

385
00:17:18,522 --> 00:17:19,999
I mean, I asked to see
it when they told me.

386
00:17:20,023 --> 00:17:20,757
But my real mom,

387
00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:22,393
uh, the one that raised me,

388
00:17:22,426 --> 00:17:24,661
she couldn't have kids, so they kept me.

389
00:17:24,728 --> 00:17:27,964
And you know...
pretended they were happy.

390
00:17:28,031 --> 00:17:31,968
So your mom knew you were
my mom's kid with your dad.

391
00:17:32,035 --> 00:17:33,737
She was pretty
religious, and she thought

392
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,071
it was the right thing to do.

393
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,873
And when did you find out?

394
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:40,411
After my mom died, Caroline
started hanging around.

395
00:17:41,678 --> 00:17:44,114
What do you mean, "hanging around"?

396
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,683
Seeing my dad again.

397
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,084
No way.

398
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,186
Yeah, she loved to come around.

399
00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:53,023
Oh, my God.

400
00:17:54,057 --> 00:17:55,692
This is insane.

401
00:17:55,759 --> 00:17:57,193
What, is this Africa?

402
00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:58,462
Yeah. Yeah,

403
00:17:58,529 --> 00:18:01,197
this was my high school
graduation present.

404
00:18:01,264 --> 00:18:02,933
This is unbelievable.

405
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,801
My brother and I never went anywhere.

406
00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:06,302
Oh, it wasn't all that great...

407
00:18:06,437 --> 00:18:07,514
having an out-of-control woman

408
00:18:07,538 --> 00:18:08,805
crashing all your family trips

409
00:18:08,872 --> 00:18:10,974
and then going home to her real family.

410
00:18:13,444 --> 00:18:16,447
That's true.

411
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,950
Have fun.

412
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,685
I'll see you later.

413
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:24,020
Not coming caroling?

414
00:18:24,087 --> 00:18:26,022
No, I got to go by Juju's.

415
00:18:26,089 --> 00:18:28,625
She's got the blues ever since Ace left.

416
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,961
Are those our presents?

417
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,629
No, they're for Juju.

418
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:36,099
Since when does Juju play hoops?

419
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,738
Well, I thought Juju might
want to get some exercise.

420
00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:46,477
Bye.

421
00:18:53,283 --> 00:18:55,552
If it makes you feel any better,

422
00:18:55,619 --> 00:18:57,020
I was getting molested

423
00:18:57,087 --> 00:18:59,389
while she was ruining
all your family vacations.

424
00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:00,691
Oh, God.

425
00:19:00,757 --> 00:19:03,126
- Is that true?
- So...

426
00:19:03,193 --> 00:19:05,128
Well, I've been in a
wheelchair my whole life.

427
00:19:05,195 --> 00:19:06,730
Yeah. Sorry.

428
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,399
- Hmm.
- I had cancer, almost died.

429
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,502
- But you didn't.
- That's true.

430
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,537
But you know who did?

431
00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:17,340
Tig?

432
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,042
Tig, what the hell are you doing?

433
00:19:19,109 --> 00:19:21,512
- I was getting worried.
- Is that Remy?

434
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,313
Yeah, that's him.

435
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,516
You look more like me than him.

436
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,719
This is all so incredibly weird.

437
00:19:28,785 --> 00:19:31,054
Will someone please
tell me what's happening?

438
00:19:38,695 --> 00:19:40,564
What are you doing in my cabinets?

439
00:19:40,631 --> 00:19:43,399
We're just looking for some containers

440
00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:45,268
to put this food away for you.

441
00:19:45,335 --> 00:19:46,903
Not necessary.

442
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:48,839
I'll handle it. Thank you.

443
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,309
Okay. Bill?

444
00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:56,012
I feel like I let you down today.

445
00:19:56,079 --> 00:19:58,414
Oh, don't be ridiculous.

446
00:19:58,481 --> 00:20:00,751
You did what you could.

447
00:20:00,817 --> 00:20:03,887
Well, uh, I guess we should get going.

448
00:20:05,656 --> 00:20:08,859
You sure there's nothing
else I can help you with?

449
00:20:08,925 --> 00:20:11,494
You've done enough. Please go.

450
00:20:11,562 --> 00:20:13,797
And take your... pig with you.

451
00:20:15,999 --> 00:20:20,704
Oh, all the blessings in
the world to you, my friend.

452
00:20:20,771 --> 00:20:22,305
All the blessings in the world.

453
00:20:22,372 --> 00:20:26,710
I know there's a hole in
your heart where Caroline was.

454
00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:28,444
I'll get the pig.

455
00:20:28,511 --> 00:20:30,180
Come on, Girlie. Come on.

456
00:20:31,848 --> 00:20:35,051
I'll slide it to you.

457
00:20:35,118 --> 00:20:36,653
Bye, Bill.

458
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,822
You got it. Watch the door now.

459
00:20:46,529 --> 00:20:50,266
Yeah, she hooked up with a
married man when she was 17.

460
00:20:51,935 --> 00:20:54,605
And you thought Mick was an iffy choice.

461
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,406
God, it's so sad.

462
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:59,209
She had to give up her kid.

463
00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:01,144
Remy, she lied to us.

464
00:21:01,211 --> 00:21:03,013
For years.

465
00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:07,017
We have a brother just down the road.

466
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:10,253
If you had been gay, you could
have ended up married to him.

467
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,088
It's a close call.

468
00:21:12,155 --> 00:21:14,791
Meanwhile, she was
going on dream vacations

469
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:17,327
and abandoning us to the wolves.

470
00:21:17,393 --> 00:21:18,795
Yeah.

471
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,497
I guess she really loved that guy.

472
00:21:21,632 --> 00:21:23,633
How are we gonna tell Bill?

473
00:21:23,634 --> 00:21:25,135
We're not. Are you crazy?!

474
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,503
Don't you think he
deserves to know the truth?

475
00:21:27,638 --> 00:21:29,139
No.

476
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:32,242
No, he deserves to
have his nice memories.

477
00:21:32,308 --> 00:21:34,044
She's dead, Tig.

478
00:21:43,854 --> 00:21:46,723
Oh. Poor Bill.

479
00:21:50,293 --> 00:21:52,504
- Did you have any luck?
- We... we were just supposed

480
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:53,797
to put up flyers.

481
00:21:53,864 --> 00:21:56,166
We didn't look for the cat.

482
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,736
I hope... Bonkerz makes
it through the night.

483
00:21:59,803 --> 00:22:01,672
There are all kinds of predators

484
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,178
lurking out there, waiting to attack.

485
00:22:03,206 --> 00:22:04,875
Well, I guess she'll have to learn

486
00:22:04,941 --> 00:22:07,243
to survive on her own,
like the rest of us.

487
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,596
I'll be your sound engineer.

488
00:22:26,697 --> 00:22:29,199
- Okay, great.
- Yeah.

489
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:32,836
It's my first time,

490
00:22:32,903 --> 00:22:34,705
but I totally know what I'm doing.

491
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,339
Okay.

492
00:22:36,406 --> 00:22:38,041
I'm a fan, by the way.

493
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:41,177
Thanks. I didn't know anybody
here listened to the show,

494
00:22:41,244 --> 00:22:42,913
except my brother.

495
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,714
Well, actually, I looked it up for prep.

496
00:22:44,715 --> 00:22:46,349
Okay.

497
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:50,120
God, that sub they have
for you is terrible.

498
00:22:50,186 --> 00:22:51,864
- Thank you.
- I mean, she has nothing to say.

499
00:22:51,888 --> 00:22:53,256
Whereas you, you're like,

500
00:22:53,323 --> 00:22:55,125
"this is what I'm
thinking about right now."

501
00:22:55,191 --> 00:22:57,560
Just wish everyone would
do that all day long.

502
00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,095
- Right.
- Okay.

503
00:22:59,162 --> 00:23:01,264
I will be in there
whenever you're ready.

504
00:23:01,331 --> 00:23:02,733
Great.

505
00:23:23,787 --> 00:23:25,488
Just thinking about this time...

506
00:23:25,555 --> 00:23:28,792
When I was a kid, and I walked
into my mother's bedroom,

507
00:23:28,859 --> 00:23:31,094
and she was reading a book called

508
00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:33,897
what on earth am I doing here?

509
00:23:33,964 --> 00:23:35,766
And I remember feeling like,

510
00:23:35,799 --> 00:23:37,868
"what on earth are you doing here?

511
00:23:37,869 --> 00:23:39,936
You're being my mother.

512
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:42,372
That's what you're doing here."

513
00:23:42,438 --> 00:23:44,908
That was her role.

514
00:23:44,975 --> 00:23:48,178
I didn't even think about what it meant.

515
00:23:48,244 --> 00:23:52,782
How she had no idea
what she was doing here.

516
00:23:52,783 --> 00:23:55,018
She was lost.

517
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:58,154
And I couldn't see that.

518
00:24:00,456 --> 00:24:04,928
And I'm right now just
remembering when I was 15.

519
00:24:04,995 --> 00:24:10,033
My grandmother Margie sent
me this pink sweatshirt

520
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:15,238
with Teddy bears doing
cartwheels across the front.

521
00:24:15,305 --> 00:24:17,808
It was a hideous pink sweatshirt.

522
00:24:19,475 --> 00:24:21,611
She had no idea who I was,

523
00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:24,915
and that I was never going to be

524
00:24:24,981 --> 00:24:28,819
the person that would
wear a pink sweatshirt

525
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:31,021
with Teddy Bears on it.

526
00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:34,925
She put me in a role.

527
00:24:34,991 --> 00:24:37,493
I was her cute little granddaughter.

528
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,230
She saw what she thought I should be,

529
00:24:40,296 --> 00:24:44,267
not this complicated,
sometimes dark person

530
00:24:44,334 --> 00:24:47,637
trapped inside a Teddy Bear sweatshirt.

531
00:24:47,703 --> 00:24:50,106
Which makes me wonder

532
00:24:50,173 --> 00:24:52,442
if we're all just wandering around

533
00:24:52,508 --> 00:24:55,879
in the pink sweatshirts
of what other people want

534
00:24:55,946 --> 00:24:58,114
or need us to be.

535
00:24:58,181 --> 00:25:01,117
And how much we don't
even see each other.

536
00:25:02,518 --> 00:25:04,487
Or ourselves, really.

537
00:25:06,556 --> 00:25:08,558
I mean, what would happen

538
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if we all just took the sweatshirts off?

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